#Luke Hemings

[atailof2kitties]

Just some thoughts on turning twenty.

Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (the fact twenty-one is the cut off, the time when women must become self-conscious of their age. It’s a different time, sure, but it’s still strange to be on this precipice...), Mitski, ‘Class of 2013′, extract of a poem I wrote (tormented by how birthdays sometimes seem an endurance test, it is a miracle to still be alive, to have outlived others, the privilege of growing up and growing old, and yet it is all so exhausting to know you still have decades of life to get through, joy and pain, etc.), Unknown seventeenth-century painter from the Veneto, Portrait of Angela Adorni Sbardellini, Prioress of the Zitelle (I like the contrast between her and her costume, the complicated creases and folds vs her still young face, she seems a girl peeking out of an adult body), Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals, Florence + the Machine, ‘Free’, picture of Marilyn Monroe at twenty, Luke Hemmings, ‘Diamonds’ 

#web weaving #parallels #literature #music #dark academia #light academia #books #pride and prejudice #Jane Austen #poetry #florence welch #Sylvia Plath #mitski #luke Hemings #marilyn monroe #twenty #20 #pretending I didn’t turn 21 yesterday and this hasn’t been in my drafts for months

[lukeslonghair]

#luke hemings #5sos #5 seconds of summer

[outerspacious]

TEARS! // 5SOS5

#5sos5 #5sos #tears! #5sos edit #5sos lyrics #5sosedit #5 seconds of summer #ashton Irwin #luke Hemings #calum hood #michael clifford

[miniaturecreature18]

👆🏽Me after watching Luke's Halloween photos

#luke hemings #luke hemmings #5sos

[annoyingexboyfriend]

take my hand joshua tree version. send tweet.

#5sos #5sos5 #calum hood #calum 5sos #ashton irwin #ashton 5sos #luke hemings #luke 5sos #michael clifford #michael 5sos #5 seconds of summer

[5sospicturesque]

Clearing out my camera roll 9242/?

#luke hemings #fetus luke #lipring luke #5sos #5 seconds of summer #9242 #.

[rebel-ezra]

was hoping people would gatekeep luke’s presale codes & times but no 💔 melkweg has space for 1500 people and 5sos easily sells out ziggo’s 17k 😭

#bye i’ve never been so scared for a ticket sale #and wallows having their sale at the same fucking day and time???? good fucking bye #luke hemings

[imshiverspine]

Beside You By 5 Second Of Sumer

           Lagu itu seperti lorong waktu, yang membawaku ke moment di mana aku sering mendengarkan lagu kesukaanku. Beside You lagu dari 5 Second Of Summer, salah satu band pop rock favoriteku yang berasal dari Australia. Lagu ini benar-benar membawaku ke masa remajaku, waktu di mana beban hidup nggak berat—karena beban hidup masih biasa aja, cobaan terberat paling ulangan matematika dan guru killer. Itulah sebabnya aku berani yakin kalau Calum Hood bassist dari 5SOS ini adalah jodohku. Padahal Calum tahu aku hidup aja nggak.

           Lagu ini yang aku pahami, bercerita tentang sepasang kekasih yang menjalani hubungan jarak jauh. Dulu, lagu ini aku dedikasikan untuk Calum, tiap kali mendengarkan lagu ini imajinasiku membuat cerita bahwa aku dan Calum sedang menjalani hubungan jarak jauh. Kok aku pengin nangis melihat kelakukanku dulu kaya gitu, sungguh nggak tahu diri haha.

           ‘Beside you’ ada di track ketiga dari album EP (Extended Play) debutnya 5SOS, nama albumnya Somewhere New. Lagu ini dirilis pada tanggal 7 Desember 2012. Lagu ini ditulis oleh Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, Chirstian Lo Russo dan Joel Chapman. Lagu ini juga masuk ke album 5SOS yang berjudul ‘5 Second Of Summer’. Yang dirilis bulan Juni 2014.

Suara Calum di sini mau aku dengerin dulu dan sekarang tetap buat aku melting. ‘Within a minute I was all packed up, I’ve got ticket to another world, I don’t want go, I don’t want go.” Di line ini laki-lakinya bilang ke pacarnya, kalo aku udah berkemas, dan udah punya tiket juga untuk pergi ke dunia lain. Mungkin maksudnya dunia lain itu, kaya pergi jauh keluar negeri, dan dia bakal jauh dari pacarnya dalam waktu yang nggak sebentar. Dia nggak mau pergi, pengin terus di sisi pacarnya ini. ‘Silent words are hard to speak’ kalo lirik ini, maksudnya pacarnya itu nggak bisa bilang apa-apa saat dia mau pergi jauh. ‘When your thoughts are all I see’ tapi dia bisa membaca pikirannya kalo pacarnya sangat berat melepas dia pergi, pacarnya tetap mau dia disisinya—karena hubungan jarak jauh itu bukan hal yang mudah. “Don’t ever leave.” Pacarnya bilang ke dia, jangan pernah tinggalkan aku. Tapi, pacarnya tetap harus pergi. Aku ngerasain yang pacarnya rasain, berat pasti harus jauh dari orang yang kita sayang.

           ‘We both  fall asleep underneath the same sky’ dia bilang ke pacarnya walaupun kita jauh, kamu dan aku tidur di bawah langit yang sama. ‘To beat of our hearts at the same time’ kok lirik ini romantis banget ya, kamu tenang aja walaupun kita jauh, kita tetap bisa merasakan detak jantung kita di waktu yang sama. Aku gemas sekali sama lirik yang ini. Disaat bersaman juga dia ngerasa, ‘so close but so far away, can you hear me?’ Dia memang ngerasa dekat, tapi kenyataannya mereka sangat jauh, dan khawatir kalau pacarnya nggak bisa mendengarkan dia. Aku meleleh ini jadi kaya digombalin sama Calum dan luke.

           ‘She sleeps alone, my heart wants to come home.’ Duh, makin senyum-senyum membaca lirik ini. Kalo pacarnya jauh dari dia, pacarnya pasti tidur sendirian. Itu yang ngebuat hatinya tuh pengin pulang buat ketemu pacarnya, ‘ I wish was, I wish was beside you.’ Dia berharap banget pada saat itu ada disampingnya. ‘She lies awake, I’m tryna find the word to say. I wish, I was beside you.’ Ketika pacar terjaga, dia berusaha menemukan kata-kata yang pas untuk mengatakan bahwa saat ini dia ingin sekali berada di sisi pacarnya. Intinya, dia sangat amat merindukan pacarnya setelah hubungan jarak jauh ini berjalan.

           ‘Another day and somewhere new, I made a promise that I’ll come home soon.” Ya ampun ini manis banget, Calum dan Luke ngaku deh kalian pas nulis lagu ini lagi punya pacar, kan? Di lain hari dan berada di tempat baru, laki-lakinya ini bisa jadi orang yang kerjanya harus keliling dunia atau mungkin menggambarkan posisi Calum dan Luke pada saat itu mereka mulai melakukan tour bersama bandnya, mereka harus pergi dalam waktu yang nggak sebentar. Tapi, disetiap tempat baru dia selalu ingat pacarnya. Dia membuat janji setelah tour ini selesai dia bakal pulang ke rumah secepatnya. ‘Bring me back, bring me back to you.’ Ayolah waktu cepat bawa aku kembali ke dia, aku kangen banget. Please ini, kalo emang beneran pas lagu ini ditulis Calum dan Luke punya pacar, pacarnya beruntung sekali. And poor me aku imajinasiin Calum—eh Calum nya punya pacar haha kasian deh.

           ‘There are pieces of us both, under every city light, and they are shinning as we fade into the night.’ Di lirik ini dia memberi tahu ke pacarnya, ada bagian kita di bawah lampu kota. Dia dan pacarnya sedang dalam hubungan yang lagi bersinar, cinta di antara mereka saling menggebu-gebu, dan both of them nggak ingin menjauh. Tapi, dia tetap harus pergi. Semakin lama mereka menjalani hubungan jarak jauh, lampu kota tetap bersinar, namun hubungan mereka memudar dalam kegelapan malam.

           Ending dari lirik lagu cukup sedih ya, hubungan jarak jauh itu memang gak mudah. Apalagi kalo salah satunya orang yang super sibuk, komunikasi pun jadi nggak sering ditambah dengan perbedaan waktu di antara mereka. Yang perempuan pun ngerasa kok hubungan mereka semakin lama, malah makin jauh. Cobaan terberat pasangan yang menjalin hubungan jarak jauh ya komunikasi, salut sama mereka yang bisa melewati berbagai cobaan dalam menjalani hubungan jarak jauh dan tetap awet.

And see you guys, tunggu lagu berikutnya yang bakal aku bahas.

#5sos #5sosfam #calumthomashood #luke hemings #michaelclifford #ashtonirwin

[cuddlescalum]

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#I #don’t want to get hate for this #but like #I kind of am super bummed that all the vocals on the new single #are just #Luke Hemings #ik he’s the strongest voice in the group but #they’ve always done a great job of making sure #nobody overshadows anyone else #and this feels kinda. #bummer

[prettyyyboyluke]

hi! i love your writing and was wondering if i could request a nsfw fic/ oneshot where the female reader is being a brat and acting up. so luke punishes her and puts her back in her place? sub!reader and dom!luke vibes 🫣 maybe edging, or overstimulation, or anything you're comfy with really! <3

yessss!!!

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luke sat at his computer all day. and he wasn’t even doing work, he was playing games with his friends! that’s what made y/n mad. he could easily be giving y/n attention, but instead, he’s choosing to play with his friends. luke also promised y/n that they would watch a movie together. she had some days off and just wanted luke. y/n’s wondering why he can’t just leave his game for a little bit, attend to her and her needs, and go back to it. it’s simple, at least she thinks so.

"are you done now?" y/n asks luke in a whiny tone. she’s standing behind his chair, waiting for him to turn around and face her, but he doesn’t. “hellooooo?!” she sing-songs.

“jesus christ, y/n, what? no, i’m not done.” luke answers with annoyance. he’s still facing his computer. y/n huffs loudly, she’s mad at him now.

“you’ve been playing all day, though! and you said we would watch a movie!” she whines to him. “can you turn around and look at me!” her voice is high, and she stomps her foot hard enough to make the bottom hurt. she was gonna put up a fight.

luke blinks slowly before he turns around, surprised that his girl, his good girl, is talking to him with the tone she has. luke finally turns around to face y/n, “i never said we would watch the movie today. i said that we would watch it, but you never specified when.” he tells her.

“i told you that i wanted to watch it today.” y/n says. she really doesn’t know if she said that, but if she can convince luke, she won’t tell. “you probably didn’t hear me because all you can focus on is that game.” she says matter-of-factly. her hands are on her hips, since she’s towering over him for once. he’s really just leaning back in his chair, but she can see the top of his head.

luke rolls his eyes at y/n, genuinely shocked with how she’s acting. “what do you want?” he asks her, wondering if she’ll tell the truth, or play the dumb game a little more.

“i want to watch a movie with you.” she says, pouting her lips and getting impatient.

luke starts to shake his head, “no, no, no. what do you want?” he’s giving her one more chance.

y/n furrows her brows, “to watch a movie with you?" she tells him again.

“come here, y/n.” luke beckons her over.

“no.”

“excuse me?” luke questions her. “you’re whining for my attention, and now that you have it, you’re not gonna listen?”

“no, why should i listen to you when you don’t listen to me!” y/n stomps her foot again.

luke can hear taunts from his friends through his headphones. questioning why he can’t keep his girl in check. he won’t let her embarrass him anymore. “come here, now.” luke demands through gritted teeth.

“make me.” she challenges.

luke leans just enough in his chair to grab y/n’s wrists, and pull her harshly towards him. “when did you tell me that you wanted to watch the movie today? because i know you could give a shit less if we watch a movie. you know exactly what you want, and i know exactly what you want, so why don’t you just tell me?” luke tells her harshly.

“what are you talking about? i told you, i want to watch a movie.” y/n says, standing her ground of the game she’s playing.

“stop playing dumb. ‘i just want to watch a movie’ bullshit.” luke says, pulling her so she’s in between his legs. he pulls her down so she sits on one of his thighs, feeling how wet she already is from just arguing. he holds her cheeks tight, making her lips purse in the process. “i am sorry, that it’s taken me so long to give you a good fuck. a good fuck that you clearly need,” luke slaps her across the face as he pauses, “but that does not give you the right to act like a bad girl.” he slaps her again, “bad girls get punishments, right?” he asks rhetorically, “and you’ve been a bad girl.”

y/n whines at luke, trying to get out of his grasp, but can’t. “you gonna tell me what you want?” luke asks her, gripping her cheeks harder. her eyes are darting anywhere but luke’s. because she knows he’ll shape her up. luke sighs when y/n doesn’t answer him, and decides to move on. he grabs her hips and moves her back on his thigh, making her clothed pussy rub against him. she gasps lightly, and luke smirks to himself. he takes the edge of her, well his, shirt and lifts it up enough to see her soaked panties. he takes her panties to the side and swipes a finger through her wetness.

he taps his fingers against her lips, and she takes them inside her mouth. her tongue starts to slowly swirl its way around his two fingers, just like she would if it were his cock. that’s what she really wants. “putting on a show tonight, aren’t we?” luke starts to egg her on. “sucking on my fingers wishing it was my cock. that’s what you want, isn’t it?” y/n nods her head. “then say it.” luke demands her.

y/n opens her mouth, letting his fingers slide out. “i-i want your cock,” she whispers, like she’s ashamed.

luke smiles at her, “was that so hard, baby?” y/n shakes her head, looking down at luke’s growing bulge. “get on your knees.” luke tells her. y/n scurries off his thigh to get to her knees, finally ready to listen to luke. he takes his cock out, and his tip is red and leaking with pre-cum. she sticks her tongue out for him and he taps the tip of his cock to her tongue. she wraps her lips around his cock, taking him in slowly. her tongue runs along the bottom of his shaft, drool already spilling from her lips. luke feels the tip of his cock hit the back of y/n’s throat, and luke holds her head, now guiding her up and down his cock. “fuck, finally got you to shut up.” he grunts, watching y/n’s chin become covered in spit. he keeps guiding her up and down until he’s choked her out enough.

even though her mouth is trained for luke’s cock, she still taps out before he’s ready to. y/n coughs so hard her eyes water and tears start to spill from the corners. luke groans in annoyance and takes her off his cock. “take a breath,” he tells her softly. she does and she takes his cock back in her mouth, sucking and swirling the tip. she takes him to the back of her throat again until she genuinely can’t anymore. he brings her up by her chin, wiping away any dripping spit.

luke grabs her hips, takes off her panties, and sets her in his lap, far away enough from his cock that if she bucked her hips up, she would only graze the tip. he runs his hands down her body, finally starting to rub her clit. she throws her head back and moans. luke’s fingers tease her pussy, watching her hips jerk with every move. he slaps her ass with his other hand, “stop fucking moving. i haven’t even fucked you, and you’re moving all over the place.” luke grunts.

he lets two of his fingers slip inside her walls and she shutters embarrassingly fast. she keeps her hands from touching luke’s cock. as much as she wants to play with it, luke has to be the one to tell her to. y/n starts to drool since her mouth has been hung open for what feels like ever. “look at you, can’t go two seconds without my attention.” luke says to her, keeping his fingers moving inside her.

y/n moves her hips as she feels her stomach tighten, wanting luke to get her to her high point. “are you going to apologize?” luke asks her, watching her body fall into his touch. y/n shakes her head, she doesn’t want to give luke all the power, yet. “have it your way,” luke sighs. he’s not letting her cum, not unit she breaks. he feels that she’s right there, and he’s gonna stop as soon as he hears her moans.

she’s biting her lip hard, small whines are coming from her, but they’re not what luke wants. her thighs are starting to shake from being held open so forcefully, and she starts to tip forwards. “i-i’m there,” y/n moans. luke strokes his fingers a few more times and takes them out of her dripping pussy. “no!” she whines. her hips buck towards luke to try to get them back on her.

“no? oh baby, what did you expect?” luke tells her mockingly. y/n gives him a dirty look, but he’s right, she should expect it. luke grabs her hips and sets her on his desk, and spreads her legs. “such a bad girl,” luke says while he slaps the insides of her thighs. her heart starts pounding from embarrassment, luke’s just staring at her wet pussy. she flinches when luke lays a hard slap on her cunt. “now you’re not paying attention,” luke says.

y/n doesn’t like that luke hasn’t called her his favorite nickname, angel. she needs to earn it back for luke. “i was! i was!" y/n pleads. luke spits on her pussy before diving into it. she whines again from embarrassment, “p-please.” his tongue covers her entirely, tasting every part of her. luke takes her clit in his mouth, sucking and flicking with his tongue, feeling how she gets wetter. she grips the edge of the desk, hard. luke keeps going on her clit, now teasing her dripping hole with his finger. y/n starts moving around, waiting for something to be inside her pussy. i can’t apologize yet, she tells herself.

she tries to calm herself down, but she’s losing it with the teasing of luke’s finger. “luke!” y/n whimpers. he opens his eyes and sees how hard she’s fighting against him. “i can’t take the teasing!” she says.

luke let’s go of her clit with a pop. “i think she’s breaking, boys,” luke says. y/n’s eyes go wide realizing that he never turned off his game, or his sound. “what do i do with you? it’s too early to give you my cock, but maybe the boys have a different answer.” luke finishes.

“i don’t know, it was a lot of attitude,” michael says.

“i haven’t heard ‘i’m sorry’ yet.” ashton says.

y/n groans, but technically she just has to apologize. she knows that’s not what luke wants, but if it can get his fingers back in her pussy, she’ll do it. “i-i’m sorry,” she says, hanging her head. luke tilts his head side to side while he thinks of accepting or denying this “apology.” luke knows he’ll break her, it’s y/n who still wants power. she’ll give it up soon though. y/n starts swaying her legs side to side, anticipating luke to deny her. but, he sees how badly she wants it. luke gives in, just a little by rubbing large circles on her clit with his thumb. she moans, satisfied with something that will take the edge off.

“i need a better apology than that before i do anything else,” luke tells her. his cock is starting to throb, wanting to sink inside her wet walls. he wants to feel her squeeze around him, begging him to keep his cock inside her. “c’mon, you want those good girl praises?” luke asks her, slapping one of her thighs. y/n nods her head as she jerks back a little. “work for it.”

y/n’s upset, but she’s so desperate to get luke inside of her aching walls. “please,” she whines. luke shakes his head at her, silently telling her to try again. y/n throws her head back in frustration, her eyes start to water, but the tears don’t fall. luke stands up, almost fed up with himself for giving her so much time, and not just putting her in her place. he taps his cock on her clit, making her still. luke doesn’t move, he told y/n to work for it.

she starts to move her hips little by little, trying to see if luke would stop her. when she feels the tip of his cock so close to her hole, she gives in. the tip of his cock is finally inside her, and both luke and y/n moan. luke moves his hips, his cock slowly moving deeper inside her. he only gets halfway in when he pulls out to rub between her folds again. y/n breaths heavily, and looks up at luke, her lips in a pout. “where’d that brat go, hm? the one who was so eager to yell at me in front of my friends,” luke tells her, “don’t get all shy now, baby.’’ he finishes his sentence.

luke puts the tip of his cock back in her pussy, grabbing her hips to move her as he wants to. “please, daddy, i’m sorry—i’m sorry!” y/n finally gives in. luke smirks to himself, finally, she broke.

“there she is, a brat still wouldn’t apologize, are you still a brat?” luke asks her, starting to move at a slow rhythm for y/n to beg for more.

y/n shakes her head, “n-no daddy, i’m a good girl, i wanna be a good girl!” luke’s hips start to snap harder against y/n, her clit brushing against his pelvic bone.

“what are you sorry for? tell me,” luke says, encouraging her so he can call her his good girl again.

“i’m sorry for yelling at you in front of your friends.” y/n answers. she looks up at him, her eyes pleading with him.

“and?” luke hates when she plays dumb, and she knows it. that’s what he wants her to apologize for.

“for playing dumb!” she tells him.

luke’s hips speed up, making nothing but moans fall from y/n’s lips. “there’s my good girl, my sweet angel,” luke says, seeing her eyes light up when she hears her nickname. “honesty gets you a long way, angel. are we gonna be honest and a good girl from now on?” he says, holding her face while she sucks on his thumb. y/n nods her head, leaning into luke’s touch. “fuck, so wet from fighting with me. now you’re too embarrassed to say anything?” luke watches how his cock just slides in and out of her.

“i-i just wanted it so bad,” y/n admits. she can feel how wet she really is when both her and luke’s thighs are covered in her wetness. “can they still hear?” she whispers.

“oh, they can hear, angel,” luke moans. y/n whines, she wants luke to move her to the couch in the room.

“just hang up.” y/n says, some harshness to her tone. “i just need you to fuck me, please daddy, please,” she says nicer. luke does just that when she asks nicely, not even letting either of them say goodbye. they can listen another time, but he needs to focus. he needs to get his control back. “the couch,” she moans. luke doesn’t let his cock slip out of y/n as he picks her up and moves them to the couch.

he lays her down and opens one of her thighs as her other leg goes over his shoulder. “thank you,” she says as she throws her head back on the couch, opening her body up to luke.

“talking so nicely, now.” luke says to her, feeling how her walls are so wet and plushy. y/n starts to move her hips, trying to get luke to go faster. “stay fucking still,” luke grips her hips harder. “what do you do when you want something, angel?” luke asks her.

y/n keeps moaning, “please go faster, daddy.” luke smiles and smacks her tits a few times. she shutters when he doesn’t stop after the first two.

“don’t let me keep reminding you when you know how to act,” luke tells her harshly. y/n nods her head, letting luke control her. “there we fucking go, fuck,” he moans. his cock is deep inside her, holding her legs to her chest. he leans down to kiss her. feeling how she’s struggling to kiss him back, even though she wants to so bad. luke lets go of her legs to grab her face so he can kiss her properly. he’s so rough with it, y/n whines against his lips.

“t-too hard,” she squeaks out. her lips slow down so luke’s can with her. she smiles into the kiss, finally getting fucked in one of her favorite ways. she loves slow kisses while being absolutely pounded by luke’s cock.

luke breaks the kiss, looking at y/n’s eyes that are still full of want. “pretty angel, so tight and wet for me,” luke grunts. he sees how her wetness stains his cock as he moves in and out of her. strings of slick connecting him to her pussy. luke groans at the mess he made her work for, the slaps of his hips against hers is loud. almost as loud as her cunt. “god taking my cock so fucking well, angel,” luke moans as he works towards his high.

“please, daddy, i wanna cum,” y/n starts to beg. luke is pounding into her pussy with deep, heavy strokes. “yes! yes!” she moans, her walls squeezing around luke’s cock.

luke puts a hand to her stomach, stretching her out. “no, you’re not cumming yet,” he says, “not unit i do.” he finishes. y/n whines at him, not wanting to wait any longer. luke needs just a little more from her, he spits down on her pussy and rubs his thumb in fast circles on her clit. y/n moans so loud it squeals at the end, “there we go, atta girl,” luke moans to her. y/n tries to move his hand away, but doesn’t, and her hand ends up resting on top of luke’s lazily.

y/n bites her lip harder and harder when luke hasn’t said anything yet. “daddy, i ca—i can’t—” there she is, rolling her hips against luke’s cock, her clit rolling between his thumb. her wetness was dripping all over. she lets go, she moans and whimpers and twitches, she couldn’t help herself.

“gonna have to cum again, you’ll cum as many times until i do,” luke spits at her. he keeps going, not giving her a break, even though she’s clawing all over him.

the tears end up spilling from her eyes, “why are you being so mean, daddy?” she cries.

“oh, daddy’s so mean, angel? i’m just so mean, i had to shape you back up by giving you what you asked for.” he tells her, making her whimper louder.

y/n looks into his eyes, they’re so dark, he doesn’t even care. “i promise i won’t be a brat! please, daddy, please!” she’s so desperate. her thighs completely freeze, her calves cramping up, and her toes curled.

“fuck, i’m gonna cum, angel,” luke moans, gripping her hips harder as he moves her against his cock. y/n nods her head repeatedly, feeling him still and let out thick, white ropes into her pussy. he keeps moving his cock in her, getting out every last whimper and whine from y/n. his cum leaking out of her pussy, dripping everywhere. she pushes his hips back, letting his cock slip out of her. her thighs squeeze together, getting every last bit of high she can.

y/n is whispering out thank you’s as she calms down, her cheeks are stained with tears and are red hot. luke rubs his thumb over her bottom lip, “my sweet angel.” he says and gives her lips a soft kiss.

#ask #5sos #luke hemmings #luke hemings smut #luke #lh #5 seconds of summer

[hdmiports]

everytime i open cas i’m like actually…. maybe i do still want a lip piercing 😔

#hdmiports #i used to want one sauuurrrr bad when i was in my luke hemings era in middle school #(i have always been obsessed w famous white men we don’t have to talk about it) #shit….. maybe i kind of want one duck

[emma-o-yt]

Percy Jackson episode 8 ain't good either

Recently I got shouted at because I gave episode 8 of PJOTV a 4.5/10 when it’s the “best episode”. Well the entire show was a 5/10 tbh but I’ll explain why it’s not good, not as a response thread.

Mainly the climactic battle between Ares and Percy isn’t good. The choreography is mid, the cinematography too. You don’t feel how much danger Percy is in (like the books), how he doesn’t even have a millisecond to lose focus, just how much power Ares; swings have, how much he has to rely on the sea. The show has it more like Ares throws Percy around for a bit then stands completely still for a minute as Walker says his cringy dialogue then gets splashed by a bad cgi wave that does not feel powerful. It doesn’t help that all the other fights and monsters in the show lacked tension so Percy rising up to his biggest challenge after previous difficulties is lost.

Lance Reddick as Zeus is fine, he has the ability to make a bad script sound good and is the only god to exude power. But the deadline already passed and nothing happened even when we were promised the most destructive war in history.

The deeply nuanced relationship that Percy and Poseidon had is gone. Poseidon makes a dramatic appearance to save Percy and gives up his pride to surrender. The gods are petty, blue and orange moralled freaks with a nuclear bomb yet all of that is gone. Poseidon is unambiguously a great guy. That Medusa victimhood stuff feels laughable now as the gods are whitewashed to an absurd degree. The show even has Percy tell Luke “the gods are trying their best”.

Speaking of Luke, the show has barely established him as a friend. His training of Percy is relegated to a poorly placed flashback in this episode. Despite Percy knowing all the tropes and plot of TLT, he still confronts Luke alone in a forest when Luke can easily kill him with no witnesses. Luke for some reason duels him when that is out of character for him being a son of Hemes. The book has Luke explicitly state that he’s not Ares. I’m not sure why they tried to have Luke recruit Percy when he tried to have him thrown into Tarturus just a while ago. Annabeth is there too and I mean, her entire relationship with Luke has been nothing. Just Luke simping about her to Percy and I mean, we know Luke is a canonical hebephile and groomer but even the books had the grace to reveal that when Annabeth had at least gotten her menses. It’s just telling us that all of Annabeth’s vulnerability in the future about Luke will be gone because they hate black girls.

We also get a fake out reunion between Percy and Sally despite the show fleshing out their relationship more. Like it’s the entire reason we’re even on this quest and they just don’t do it.

Despite lambasting the movies for 14 years, Rick Riordan rips off Gabe’s death from there. Brava!

I don’t get what people are saying, this episode has all the problems of the previous episodes, it is not a blueprint for going forward.

#pjo tv crit #percy jackson critical #percy jackson ep 8 #rick riordan critical #riordanverse #pjo tv show #percy jackson criticism #rick riordan criticism

[miniaturecreature18]

Luke Hemmings giving me the gender envy i never knew i needed

#5sos #whyyyy #luke hemings

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me in ur inbox 🌝

woooooooahhhhhhhhh mini cait exploring my inbox oh my gosh hi! welcome! welcome, please enjoy, take a look around. I will blast you some Tory lanez and leave you a tiny picture of Luke Hemings we can sift through my requests sitting in there and find one to write!!

jeez I could use a little friend in the inbox tbh I need someone to remind me to check it and appreciate all my little moots more often. I adore you all, for the record. 🩵

gosh I’m overdue for another fic 🥹 it’ll be fun!! I might actually have time this week too?? wait this is so exciting.

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[picked-off-by-barzal]

My corresponding Spotify Wrapped songs to my favorite hockey players from my top 100 year 3:

• 2 (Brendan Smith)- august by Taylor Swift

• 4 (Braden Schneider)- El Tango De Roxanne by Original Broadway Cast of Moulin Rouge! The Musical

• 6 (Erik Johnson)- my tears ricochet by Taylor Swift

• 7 (Jordan Eberle)- All I Wanted by Paramore

• 8 (Noah Dobson, Jacob Trouba)- ceilings by Lizzy McAlpine

• 10 (Vinni Littieri, Artemi Panarin)- The Archer by Taylor Swift

• 11 (Trevor Zegras)- You Don’t Go To Parties by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 13 (Mat Barzal, Kevin Hayes, Nico Hischier, Alexis Lafreniere)- Stick Season by Noah Kahan

• 15 (Cal Clutterbuck)- TEARS! by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 16 (Mitch Marner)- Evergreen (You Didn’t Deserve Me At All) by Omar Apollo

• 17 (Matt Martin, Tyson Jost)- Gilded Lily by Cults

• 19 (Matthew Tkachuk)- High by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 20 (Chris Kreider)- Graceland Too by Phoebe Bridgers

• 21 (Kyle Okposo)- The View Between Villages by Noah Kahan

• 22 (Cole Caufield, Kevin Fiala)- epiphany by Taylor Swift

• 24 (Scott Mayfield)- Waiting Room by Phoebe Bridgers

• 26 (Jimmy Vessey)- this is me trying by Taylor Swift

• 27 (Ryan McDonagh, Anders Lee)- Bleach by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 29 (Nathan MacKinnon, Leon Draisaitl, Marc-Andre Fluery, Brock Nelson)- Motion Sickness by Phoebe Bridgers

• 30 (Ilya Sorokin)- Out Of The Woods by Taylor Swift

• 31 (Igor Shesterkin)- Life On Mars? by David Bowie

• 36 (Mats Zuccarello)- I Know The End by Phoebe Bridgers

• 37 (Andrei Svechnikov)- Francesca by Hozier

• 40 (Semyon Varlamov)- Dial Drunk by Noah Kahan

• 43 (Quinn Hughes)- Twin Size Mattress by The Front Bottoms

• 53 (Casey Cizikas)- Starting Line by Luke Hemings

• 58 (Kris Letang)- Wildest Dreams (Taylor’s Version) by Taylor Swift

• 63 (Brad Marchand)- No Shame by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 72 (Anthony Beauvillier)- Strange by Celeste

• 75 (Ryan Reaves)- Jet Black Heart by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 76 (Brady Skjei)- Heroes by David Bowie

• 79 (K’Andre Miller)- Blender by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 87 (Sidney Crosby)- English Love Affair by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 88 (David Pastrnak)- I Wish I Never Met You by Babygirl

• 89 (Pavel Buchnevich)- If It Makes You Happy by Michael Cera Palin

• 91 (Tyler Seguin, Vladimir Taresenko, John Tavares)- Everything I Didn’t Say by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 93 (Mika Zibanejad)- Stay Together For The Kids by Blink-182

See you next year 🫶🫶

#nhl #spotify wrapped #new york islanders #mat barzal #Spotify

[queenkokoo]

I write for:

•Zayn Malik

•Niall Horan

•Louis Tomlinson

•Harry Styles

•Zendaya

•Tom Holland

•Calum Hood

•Micheal Clifford

•Luke Hemings

•Ashton Irwin

•Selena Gomez

•Taylor Swift

•Shawn Mendes

•Florence Pugh

•Sebastian Stan

•Chris Evans

•fictional characters

•(I write for others just ask)

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