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l3mtea · 25 days

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Au dump that I have in mind— it’s named “Devout Thee” and my idea for this fic is not for the faint of heart because it has a lot of dark themes.

Majority are WIPs because I don’t have time to do a full drawing :’)

#hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel #hazbin lucifer #lucifer magne #radioapple #alastor #alastor x lucifer #hazbin fanart #human alastor #human lucifer #priest lucifer #dark fic idea #Devout Thee #Obsessed and Posessive Alastor #Lucifer will be traumatized #:’)

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smoke-and-silver · 5 months

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I know it's just a game mechanic when you get gifts in Surprise Guest but I genuinely like to imagine these elite ancient fucks just handing MC grim whenever they're especially cute

#obey me #omswd #obey me shall we date #obey me beelzebub #obey me satan #obey me leviathan #obey me diavolo #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #was traumatized by demons but its okay i came home rich #“haha that was hot here's some money”

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greentea-and-cookies · 3 months

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I like appleradio and I love their fanchildren, but they do be looking a bit like Pikachu to me and it's amazing, I love it

Please, I don't mean this as an insult, it's just dumb humor and please keep making fanchildren, the designs are beautiful and their lore is interesting. Love y'all 🫶🫶

Also, it was really fun to draw Charlie's expressions (⁠.⁠ ^ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ^.⁠)

One more thing! Lucifer's and Alastor's shirts have text, Luci's says "Papa duck" and Al's says "Wanna hear a dad joke?". In case someone was wandering

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shadebloopnik · 3 months

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Angelic Alastor AU bc the poly im thinkin out for it makes me laugh sometimes.

Lilith and Lucifer winding down in each others arms after having sex, having random conversation topics and eventually ending on Alastor.

Lilith: He's always been so reserved with anything regarding this, are most of your kind like that or???

Lucifer: No, I mean we are able to have those kinds of relationships, they're not really taboo amongst angels. Alastor's just....never been interested in it...?

Lilith: Hmmm.....

Lucifer: ..........

Lilith: ......he'd be pretty fucking hot tho-

Lucifer: Oh stars yes, I've been envisioning it for eons, you have no idea-

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addicted-to-morally-grey-men · 3 months

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Obey me brothers after finding out what rainbow kiss actually is:

Lucifer: ...you see after all these years nothing surprises me anymore

Mammon: *insert the WHAT THE FUCK meme*

Levi:... I TOLD YOU NORMIES WERE GROSS

Asmo: I mean if they like it, they like it? Though it's not my kink *unfazed beach*

Satan: ............

Beel: is it tasty?

Mc: NO BEEL EW JUST NO

Belphie: I've totally lost my believe in humanity now

#yeah I'm traumatized and i want you to be traumatized too💅✨#obey me #obey me asmodeus #obey me mc #obey me shall we date #random thoughts #asmodeus x reader #obey me x mc #obey me x you #yandere obey me x reader #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #house of lamentation #om! shall we date

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nocreativityfornames · 4 months

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After everything that happened, I honestly just want MC and the brothers to get some sleep

Like, that's it, that's all I want. After the big reunion MC tells the brothers that they're all in need of some good rest, and everyone immediately agrees to go change into their PJs and meet back at Lucifer's room 10 minutes later ( because he's the one with the large ass bed ). And they do just that, they all meet in Lucifer's room, hop on the bed, and finally have a good night's sleep. For the first time in months.

#that's the rewrite I made in my brain. because let's be honest they all desperately need it #I mean there's no way any of them have been been getting decent amounts of sleep being away from each other in such circumstances #they're all exhausted and even more traumatized than before #so yeah this family needs rest #let them rest #obey me #obey me nightbringer #omnb #omnb lesson 40 #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #☙ no creativity for names ✾

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your-stranger-halfblood-things · 3 months

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When Charlie walks in on her dad and Alastor sipping tea while shirtless, many bite marks on each of their chests and necks visible...

#the hazbin hotel is a gay safe space #charlie is traumatized because eewwwww dad cmon really?? alastor of all demons????#alastor has sharp teeth for a reason :]]#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #lucifer morningstar #alastor #radioapple #appleradio #alastor the radio demon #i love him so much #i love all the characters

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justmenoworries · 3 months

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"Oooo Adam has a right to hate Lucifer, Lucifer took Lilith and Eve away from him"

Adam was an abusive asshat to Lilith. Lilith chose to be with the one who actually respected her and didn't demand she be solely his submissive hanger-on.

"From the dust of Earth, [the angels] created Adam and Lilith. Equals as the first of mankind, but despite this, Adam demanded control, and Lilith refused to submit to his will. She fled the Garden."

"Drawn in by her fierce independence, Lucifer found her and the two rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love."

2. Lucifer didn't "take" Eve. He offered her the forbidden fruit and she accepted.

"Together, [Lilith and Lucifer] wished to share the magic of free will with humanity, offering the Fruit of Knowledge to Adam's new bride, Eve, who gladly accepted."

We don't know what happened after aside from the fact that apparently because Eve took the fruit "evil" was let in to the world the angels created. Since humanity still, y'know, exists, we can gather that Eve stayed with Adam and they had kids like in the original myth.

3. It really says a lot that this wording denies Eve and Lilith any actual agency in what happened in favor of pushing all the blame and responsibility on Lucifer and making Adam out to be a poor uwu misunderstood baby. The misogyny is strong in this one.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel eve #hazbin hotel lilith #adam stans are shaping up to be the new c*tra stans #anything to avoid admitting that their precious blorbo is largely responsible for everything bad that happened to them #and push the blame onto other characters instead #besides I have a hard time feeling bad for Adam when the first time we see him after the origin story he's leading a genocide #while living the high life as a revered angel up in heaven #ah yes poor adam #what happened in eden clearly traumatized him so much #look how he's suffering #/s

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lu-lus-duckies · 2 months

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Sorry, been awake for 24+ hours and ended up falling asleep 😅

Apparently my mind kept all the worm ideas on the back burner so it finished cooking as soon as I woke up, so I'm sharing.

Vox finally manages to get rid of ALL the worms and larvae, but he's careful about not letting Valentino know because there'd be hell to pay for getting rid of his spawns.

So he goes on normally for a few weeks, gets his bitten and broken cables swapped for new ones and think this will be the end of it.

Exept.

He fells empty now.

Physically empty.

This MF unknowingly developed a kink for wriggling bugs inside of him.

And he can't ask Val for more larvaes because then he'd have to tell him that he got rid of his babies.

So where did this bring him?

Right back at the radio tower.

Alastor ties him up and just leave, for hours.

Finally he comes back with an unconscious King of Hell that he ties up with more tentacles next to Vox before leaving again.

He comes back with 4 buckets full of worms, Vox is getting exited but Alastor completely ignores him in favour of talking care of Lucifer.

The broadcast starts.

Alastor straddles the king and slaps his face to wake him up, Lucifer screams and trashes around because he knows what's coming.

Alastor starts stuffing handfuls of worms after handfuls of worms in his face.

Meanwhile Vox's hard as a rock and green with jealousy.

When Al finishes feeding worms to his majesty he sew his mouth shut to stop him from spitting it out.

He turns towards Vox and is abot to step on his face-

exept that he doesn't and keeps teasing Vox by pretending that he's about to get to it but just don't.

The Tv head wriggles like the worms he wants inside of him and whine with pleading eyes, hoping Alastor will take pity on him and will just get to it.

Alastor smiles, put his heeled boot on Vox's chest and crouch (crushing his sternum).

"I'm sorry Vox, I can't possibly give you what you want if I don't know what it is!"

Vox tries to keep quiet, he really does, but he ends up saying in a whiny voice :

"Step on me! Step on me, break me and fill me with worms! Please! Pleasepleasepleaseplease-"

"And why do you want that? Between the worms I put inside of you and your boytoy laying them inside of you, you should have more than enough shouldn't you?"

Alastor's still crushing his lungs, smiling deviously and holding his mic to Vox's mouth so that his answer is loud and clear for their audience.

"I...*sigh* I had them removed"

"Uh-Oh, the Tv even got rid of his boyfriend's spawns?"

"It was painful you frigging bitch!"

"Why ask for more then?"

"*whine* Pleeeeeeaseeee...."

Alastor stands and starts walking back to the King, shivering at the idea of having more worms stuffed in as he'd been trying to not swallow them for all this time.

"I LIKE THE PAIN! I FEEL EMPTY WITHOUT THEM! FILL ME AGAIN, PLEASE!"

"Well, you did say the magic word!"

Alastor walks back to Vox and steps on his head with his heels, breaking it more and more.

He then take one of the biggest shards and uses them to make long cuts on Vox's limbs, and he finally puts the worms in them.

The tentacles restraining his highness start moving and shake him before bringing him on top of Vox.

"Open wiide~!"

Alastor smashes Lucifer's mouth against Vox's and remove the magic seams, allowing his majesty to finally throw up inside of the TV's mouth.

Both "captives" have raging hard ons and Alastor uses Vox's phone to post a picture of their messy selves on Voxtec's official Instagram.

First dislike is 0.001 seconds after posting and it's Valentino's.

(too long?)

firstly, gotta tag the hoes @nunalastor

before I even start reading this, GO TO SLEEP. if you fell asleep, GOOD, let your body fucking rest

after the read: my god was this a fucking read. you're my favorite anon from now on. this shit hit harder than I imagine any drug can. for fucks sake, I am getting SO FUCKING HARD MY GOD-

#lulu asks #lulu is feral #tagging these hazbin hotel because everyone should be traumatized #hazbin hotel #lucifer #alastor #vox #valentino #wormgate

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keets-writing-corner · 3 months

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NOT ME

WRITING A LUCIFER FIC

AND REALIZING THAT WHAT BOOTED HIM FROM HEAVEN WAS THE HEAVEN ELDERS/ANCIENTS

AND NOT HAVING INCLUDED THATIN THE FIC

WHO ARE THEY????????????

anyways don't mind me just compiling any references of them I can find and/or other sources and/or speculate just to have it all in one place

K so first explicit reference is in Overture during the exposition dump by Charlie. Not sure which EXPLICITLY are these guys so Imma just add/assume who I think

This them? Are these the assholes?

hmmmm okay either that WASN'T them and she was just talking about angels in general, OR Lucifer was ONE OF THEM, but I'm skeptical

okay assuming these 6 guys are the elders, I heard the number 6 somewhere else too, but that's an unverified source. Okay so maybe he's just a really OLD angel but younger than the elders? Were they like his strict homophobic/fantasy forbidding family or whatever?

Okay so that's clearly Sera and these silhouettes are different, so NOT the elders

Side note, why is Sera so BIG

anyways

that was episode 1... I don't think there's any mention of elders until Dad Beat Dad so let's go to there

Here they are

6 of them again, and the silhouettes match much closer the ones where Charlie directly talks about them. They have 6 wings too tho, so I'm willing to go out on a limb they're all seraphim like Lucifer and Lucifer and Sera were just younger ones (personally headcanoning that Lucifer is even older than Sera, maybe she looked up to him?)

TIME TO GO THROUGH WELCOME TO HEAVEN FRAME BY FRAME AHHH

okay the way Emily says that makes it sound like there are only two seraphim, herself and sera, and lucifer but he clearly doesn't count anymore. So then what are the elders? A different class of seraphim??? they got the 6 wings so what's going on???

"The seraphim" as in a group. But Emily didn't know about the exterminations... IM SO CONFUSED

Sera okayed the extermination, we know that much, but Emily didn't know about it. Do/did the elders know???

K looking at the court angels

Sera and Emily are clearly the highest ranking, there are at least a handful of familiar silhouettes that could be seen in the exposition, so I'm guessing none of these are winners and are all OG angels

are the mysterious elders the ones passing divine judgement?? nobody else is in the loop and they seem the type to withhold information

oh REALLY mmm say like the opinions of 6 crusty old angles is being treated like law??

me: -trying my hardest to dig up lore that I need/want for the fic- Hazbin hotel: teehee you don't know >:)

I did find confirmation that the rest of the court (not-seraphim) in fact did not know about the extermination, look at how equally horrified they are during "You didn't know"

I'm scrounging for scraps in a dumpster I swear

Sera IS the head Seraphim, which would make sense if it's just between her and Emily who's younger (and her job is just to keep everyone happy, which is very suiting for her) but it does imply a degree of separation between Emily/Sera levels of seraphim and whatever the elders are

"Heaven" needs them to perform their roles... but Sera isn't the highest authority, cuz she's scared that maybe someone else would boot Emily from heaven just for asking questions. The elders are clearly ABOVE Sera if she can't do anything about their verdicts.

okay side note

ohhohoho did Sera feel bad for Lucifer >:3c were they CLOSE? >:3c DID SHE DO NOTHING TO HELP HIM??? >:3c Is she ashamed? Is this why she just folds to preserve whatever the elders ordered? Is she scared of them?

Okay only other episode I can look at rn is the last one

sooooooo yeah these two are the only Seraphim that aren't considered "elders" ugh okay things gathered from the episode:

Both Elders and Seraphim have 6 wings

as far as seraphim go, including Lucifer, there are only 3 total that we know of if not period and they are highest ranking but subordinate to the elders

the Elders hold absolute authority being the ones who very clearly and (implied) violently booted Lucifer out of heaven, Sera cannot override their decisions and fears Emily also being booted

They have very specific silhouettes and there are 6 of them

TIME TO SCROUNGE THE INTERNET

nope nevermind, the only thing I found from an actual source was Vivziepop saying in a stream, and I'm paraphrasing the wiki that links it "Information about heaven is being wrapped for later in the series" "It is very interesting" and Dave Capdevielle has a thing about heaven he finds interesting but won't talk about it cuz it's spoilers

In conclusion: RIP ME guess I'll just have to head canon my way through chapter 1 of my fic, ugh I have so much rewriting/adding to do

Chapter 1 is already like 10k words (the fic so far has 30k words and I'm pretty sure that amount is going to quadruple or quintuple by the time I'm done) UGH FINE LETS GO

On the bright side, this gives me MOAR ANGST OPPORTUNITIES? hmmm I might just tweak what I have tho and add some extra scenes? Major thinking needs to be done

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #heaven #heaven elders #lucifer #lucifer morningstar #Sera #Emily #WHO ARE THE ELDERS #WHAT ARE THEY DOING????#WHY ARE THEY SO MEANNNNNNN #What is their relationship to Lucifer???#slight spoiler for my fic but like #I'm writing Lucifer and Sera having been very close #so when he gets cast out ya know #extra hurt #but now I'm thinking about how traumatic that would've been for Sera too #if my assumption that he's older is correct #then she would've looked up to him #and she would've watched her fairly well meaning and sweet mentor be booted from heaven #and then she would've been the only seraphim ruling #and without the experience and guidance of Lucifer to help her #Of course she reacted the way she did #The elders were scared of something #THE ELDERS #So much that they booted Lucifer #She needs to uphold that #cuz what are they afraid of???#ugh I'm more frustrated than anything #if anyone knows anything PLEASE SEND IT MY WAY

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lllostgirlll · 1 year

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*me typing the most batshit traumatizing angst into character ai*

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nobodymitskigabriel · 1 month

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Obviously I don't stand by Sam telling Jack to imagine Asmodeus in his head in order to use his powers and Jack was right to snap at him for that. It's just that it says something. Very interesting about Sam's own relationship to boundaries that after Jack opens up about something that sounds pretty violating his first recommendation is, Great! Now imagine that happening again! :D

#there is something very wrong with him 💖#later this season: *tries to force feed traumatized archangel his grace*#and later: *is forced to work with lucifer. concludes he must be a whiny bitch for not wanting to work with lucifer*#inchresting show #sam winchester #jack kline #supernatural

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quietwingsinthesky · 8 months

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I think a lot about Dean and how he molds love to fit around violence and control to explain his actions to himself. I think a lot about how Soulless Sam said he needed help and Dean beat him unconscious. I think a lot about Dean believing Sam’s hallucinations lured him off and how Dean greeted him with a punch to the face. I think a lot about Dean locking Sam up in the panic room to detox or die. I think a lot about how Dean hurts Sam when he thinks he’s in danger, especially when that danger is coming from within Sam.

#there’s so much wrong with him lmao. I love it.#when the threat is coming from the outside Dean can turn his anger and violence onto it accordingly #but when the threat is inside Sam? when the threat might even just be Sam? wires get crossed and Sam gets clocked across the jaw.#I mostly think about the punch in the Amy episode though. that one will always make me ill #by Dean’s on admission for all he knows Sam is having another pyschotic break. and the last one ended with him waving a gun around.#for all Dean knows the devil is in Sam’s head tormenting him. and then when he sees him. he punches Sam as hard as he can.#and. like. I guess he did learn that pain drives Lucifer out last episode. I guess he could just be making use of that knowledge quickly.#but like. he’s also been visibly frustrated and annoyed by Sam being traumatized in front of him.#and a lot of it is powerless. he couldn’t save Sam. this is not something Dean can fight.#but you know. what can he do? punch Sam in the face. take his car back. take the strongest control of the situation he can by killing Amy.#idk. idk. scenes that literally make me ill but also I can’t stop thinking about it #dean winchester #spn

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bedofherteeth · 11 months

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GUESS MY TYPE: favorite characters' edition! › tagged by @malewife-mansplain-magus (thank yooouuu, seb!)

THE LIST: ♡ GERALT OF RIVIA from THE WITCHER ♡ ARTHUR MORGAN from RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 ♡ TAKESHI KOVACS from ALTERED CARBON ♡ RAYMOND REDDINGTON from THE BLACKLIST ♡ DRACULA from DRACULA (NETFLIX) ♡ BIGBY WOLF from THE WOLF AMONG US ♡ CONNOR from DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN ♡ LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR from LUCIFER ♡ JACKSON MAINE from A STAR IS BORN

Tagging absolutely everyone who sees this. You’re free to @ me and tell everyone I tagged you. 🤘

#the witcher #red dead redemption 2 #altered carbon #the blacklist #dracula #the wolf among us #detroit become human #lucifer #a star is born #geralt of rivia #arthur morgan #takeshi kovacs #raymond reddington #bigby wolf #connor #jackson maine #now that i tagged everyone let me make some personal comments:#my friends define my type as sarcastic dilf with traumatic past and i think this selection PROVES THEM RIGHT with minimal exceptions #i'm very fond of book-geralt‚ but i appreciate henry for trying to honor the character #it's a shame he wasn't really able to come to an agreement with the team and now the show is gonna end after next season :/#no new actor playing the role :/ it's just over dang it :/#(i love anya and freya but i don't think i'll be able to tolerate liam for them sorry girls)#red has a special place in my heart because i've been watching the blacklist with my mom sc 2014 #i LOVE james' voice and i love how he portrays the character #i have a serious thing for voices and accents‚ that's how i actually fell in love with dracula #(and the first thing that caught my attention on lucifer)#i've been meaning to read altered carbon‚ but I watched the series before reading it #and then i fell in love with joel kinnaman's portrayal‚ like‚ hard. been bruised ever since #fortunately‚ my I Can Fix Him™ Syndrome is reserved to fictional characters. real people take care of your health i'm not your therapist #some of these gifs have those wretched semitransparent borders but i am TOO LAZY to correct it

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diavolosboobies · 1 year

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Full Age HC time (Human Years) (As of the og game)

Lucifer is definitely close to his mid fifties. I'd safely say he's 53 and I promise you'll see why in just a moment. Also old man Luci supremacy. He has grey hair and his bones snap crackle and pop.

While you may think I'm going to say Mammon is like 40, you're wrong. Mammon is the key defining factor in their ages. Lucifer and Mammon show a significant maturity gap and a bond not from two individuals close in age but close experience wise leading me to believe Lucifer played a part in raising his younger brother while he himself was still young. Mam is around 35

Adding on, Levi and Mam have similar maturity level, meaning they were likely both raised by Luci. Also I'm pretty sure it's canon that Luci got him into anime. He's 34

Asmo once more shows a gap in maturity though not as large as Mam and Luci. Likely he was cared for by Levi and Mam when Luci was busy, explaining their "Ew, love you though" relationship. He's like 27 at the least

The twins are pretty easy honestly. Definitely 25. No explanation needed. They act like babies in one way or another

Tan is hardest to pin because based on what you believe, he was born during or after the Celestial War. Personally though, he was born after in the grief and wrath of loss. In addition my clues for this placing include the fact that the twins were old enough to not only know Lilith but understand the gravity of her death. That the youngest they were like 6. Therefore I'm pinning Tan tan at around barely 20. It kinda fits the way he acts in game too

In conclusion, Satan is a fortnite kid.

Some of the ages are a little wonky but they're wonky and in my heart being so honest, Satan and Luke are close in age. He's like 9 personally but I wanted to be nice to all the Satan Simps

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #anti mammon club #lucifer obey me #om! asmodeus #satan obey me #obey me belphegor #obey me beelzebub #obey me mammon #leviathan obey me #obey me asmodeus #I love them #Theyre all traumatized ❤️#I feel bad for Lucifer #he had to raise 5 kids by himself #and then a baby in the height of his grief #Fs in the chat #baby satan supremacy

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nicosraf · 7 months

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will angels and man have any lucifer x eve in it? i really like that ship :D

Sorry to disappoint but no!

#Lucifer thinks humans are stinky #mine #ask #dont want to spoil but they are friendly (only for a little while though)#eve hates him and not really in a sexy way #i have so much i want to say about Eve because i think everything about her is so #traumatizing #but that can wait until this book is out i think

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