#Literally all my fictional crushes

[yelenablshop]

Aside from being dead, she’s perfect.

#Literally all my fictional crushes #re8 #lady dimitrescu #alcina dimitrescu #lady d #cassandra dimitrescu #donna beneviento #residentevilvillage #lexa kom trikru #lexa deserved better #there’s too many

[lunalikestowriteanddraw]

Me looking at Character A: I have a crush on you

Me, looking at Character B: I also have a crush on you

Me, pushing A and B together: now kiss

#what’s better than having a bit of a crush on two separate characters form the same media? #shoving said characters together and make them make out #in unrelated news I am now a bloodweave shipper #bloodweave #astarion x gale #ok fine I admit I might have a bit of a crush on Astarion #BUT ITS NOT MY FAULT PINTREST KEEPS GIVING ME ASTARION EDITS #or that he’s literally half naked during the cazador fight #and the cutscene where he ascends #or that he’s very witty and sarcastic and charming #which are the exact personality traits my previous fictional crushes have all had #._.

[thekats]

The beauty of emotional disregulation combined with a consuming weakness for pointedly balanced fictional gentle giants is that I can look at whatever canon content there may be of the absolute chonkiest of could-snap-you-like-a-twig beasts being more tender than seitan chicken strips and almost implode on an internal "he is sO GENTLE! "

#taking cuteness-agression to a different level #honestly emotional dysregulation is fucking aweful. 0/10 do not recommend. 100% disabling. #but at least i can laugh at myself as i squirm in pain because they ARE SO FUCKING SOFT #literally making my heart clench. bit painful #this applies in particular to my first love and my most recent love #regal bryant #halsin silverbough #but most all my fictional crushes some form of gentle giant jusy not all of them super imposing

[rhythm-gam3-add1ct]

KICKING SCREAMING CRYING THRASHING RAPH IS SO CUTE HES SO CUTE HES SOOOOOO UGGHGGHHHHHHHHHHHJHH MY CRUSH ON HIM IS SO HUGE OHMYGODDDDDDDDDD

#ik literally every other week i say i have a crush on a new character BUT SHHHHHHHHHHHH #im autistic i got things to think about!!!! im sorry all my fictional crusjes i got thoughts to think!!!! #self ship #f/o imagines #f/o community #self shipping #fictional other #self ship community #f/o positivity #imagine your f/o #f/o x s/i #imagine your fictional other

[citnamora]

Some of y'all are literally incapable of acknowledging a dynamic's complexity outside of romance and I think that is an actual, legitimate issue. If you can only view the depth of a relationship through projecting romance you have deeply succumbed to amatonormativity whether you realize it or not!

#hot aro shit #amatonormativity #if you believe the only way two or more people can be close is if they are crushing or romantically in love with one another #if you cannot see devotion outside the lense of romantic interest. if you associate affection only within the bounds of romance #you're in too deep. you've gone under #this isn't about fictional media only. I rant about characters a lot. but I've been on the receiving end of real life shipping with friends #and it really tells you all you need to know about the folks doing it. about a greater issue our society has as a whole #or maybe just american society since that's the society I'm most familiar with? but my point still stands #amatnormativity bad! relationship hierarchy bad! now can we stop equating intense emotions with romance because I will literally scream

[licorishh]

Finally got around to finishing the 2009 MW2 campaign on Veteran difficulty turn upppp

The second I get over my art block y'all already know what's about to hit you I promise

"You will not survive" WATCH ME?? I can do Cliffhanger in one try over and over bro don't test me

#call of duty #modern warfare 2 2009 #cod mw2 2009 #have i mentioned that i freaking love this game #literally the best video game ever created and it's not even close #HNNGNGN i love everything about it i am so unwell I WANNA DO IT ALL OVER AGAINNN #what i wouldn't give to replay that campaign for the first time again ugh #i could literally go on for days about how masterfully crafted this dang game is #hans zimmer you will always be on top i fear #and shoutout to john mactavish and simon riley for being my first fictional crushes 13 year old me was starstruck #dunn too lowkey...

[smellslikemultifandomimagines]

I telling you it's not what the character looks like that matters, it's the attitude, the personality, the goddamn style of the character that's attractive. everything else is just an added bonus

#literally me with all my celebrity / fictional crushes lol #addie chats

[toastsnaffler]

Good Grief I need to meet more dykes....

#listening to my barber talk abt their gf w tears in my eyes. i love lesbians <3 #ik i literally live w another lesbian but all she talks abt is how married she is to her besties (both guys) #and her fictional guys or celebrity crushes (also all guys). and she hates all the dyke media i love (tlt baru etc) im literally starving #to be 100% clear im not invalidating her sexuality at all i would never #but i need someone to lez out with..... (figuratively. and literally inshallah) like what do i gotta do to talk abt women around here.. #one of the queer community spaces here does gay speed dating but they call the dyke one 'sapphic' which puts me off it lmao #not a fan of the word... and i dont wanna meet uni students (there are a TON in this area). but maybe i just need to bite the bullet #and go anyway. when im not sick i need to get back on queer parkour too.. #auuuurgh. but not this weekend cuz i have furniture to put together and a flat to clean and elden ring to play and myself to kill SLASH J #.diaries #feeling so bad in the head. im gonna put the hot water on and build another shelf and shower once its done ah...

[afriendlygoblin]

lol i found out that you can learn High Valyrian on duolingo so guess what im doing

Rytsas, ñuha brōzi Goblin issa

#one day i'll be able to watch hotd without subtitles #the structure is surprisingly close to latin #it does feel like a real language #omw to seduce my targaryen crushes in their mother tongue #it feels very badass to speak #tho i feel dumb because literally no one speaks it #like who would bother to learn a fictional language like this #me apparently #house of the dragon #hotd #game of thrones #got #high valyrian #one chance rhaenyra is all i ask

[simper-maximus]

if he doesn't have mommy issues i don't want him

#literally all my crushes before #okay not all but quite a lot #khmm #severus snape #there i said it #crushes #crush #the fictional ones specifically #if it happened in real life id run #possible red flag? #idk #ALSO if he whimpers #also only fictional preference #cuz im ace lol #no dicc for me #my standards are not high #everyone is just stinky #fictional men #simpingtext

[ri-afan]

I can’t tell if the timelines in romantic/fluff/feelings-angst stories are actually ridiculous or if I’m just really aro

#aromantic #lgbtq+ #queer #writing #miraculous ladybug #fiction #‘this guy I’ve been crushing on for literal years just inadvertently and obliviously broke my heart’ #‘my best friend is begging me to go on dates to get over him days later’ #‘it’s been a week and I think I’m falling in love with person C but I’m also mad that I’m being pushed to go out with person B’ #meanwhile captain oblivious is jumping his love focus to the girl like Romeo to Juliet #he feels like he’ll never recover after being rejected the week before but don’t worry he’s working that out with his new crush #there’s so many other nuances and it’s… #by gods it’s a tragedy and all the side characters are painfully aware of it

[girlscience]

@people who have a stable sense of self and identity, what's that's like? how's it feel to be beloved by the universe?

#people who say shit like 'i knew i was [insert identity here] when i was 5 or 12 or whatever' i wish i was you #i have been flip flopping on this shit as long as i can remember #and it's not like it's new feelings i'm flip flopping about? it literally like the same exact emotion every god damn time #and my internal idk sense of self really doesn't change much but which piece my brain thinks is important does? #i don't know if that makes sense #like... i would never say that some mornings i wake up and feel zero attraction to women but some days i do think i've made it up #or like some days i think maybe i am attracted to men but i just never want to date or marry or be in any sort of romantic relationship #with a man... i just don't hate dicks and could theoretically have sex with a man... and like some fictional men are pretty. #and i had one crush on a guy when i was like 12... but i also was incredibly jealous of him and hated myself because i was female #and i would never get to be him #but then i'm like does it matter that i don't want to date men? i am not sure i want to date at all? #except i kind of would like to date a very specific tyler of woman in a very specific type of relationship #and i do genuinely think i would love that so much and sometimes i want it so bad i physically ache #but i don't feel that way about men. but the one guy i had a crush on i did when i was 14 or whatever #but also people talk about all these experiences they had as a kid with being gay in the church and how hard it was #and sure i had a hard time but it wasn't very hard to hide it from everyone so like i didn't face a ton of shit other people have #so like does it really count? #maybe i'm just making all of it up and i'm just straight and lying to myself about everything #but i've known i found women attractive since i was very young #and not to be tmi but until i was presented with outside information about sex with men i only pictured myself having sex with women #because the idea of piv sex literally doesn't compute at all in my brain #i genuinely think i would rather die than let anyone stick their dick inside my body #and i used to have legitimate panic attacks about having to marry a man and have sex with him because i felt like i had to #and i know all of this is super super cis centric but i'm going to be so honest. adding in trans identities when trying to figure this out #has only made it significantly more complicated in my brain #and i feel shitty about that but it's true and i don't know what to do about that #and i could keep going on and on about the fact i'm 99% sure i'm stone which also confuses things #because i can find stuff about being a stone butch lesbian but if i am bi.... i have literally never seen anything about being stone #with a man before. literally never. #but also does it matter? because i might be a lesbian since i am very uncomfortable with the idea of romancing a man in any way

[pochapal]

As it's way too early in Umineko to safely tell you which characters you remind us of without influencing your ideas, I'm gonna throw the question back at you - do any of the umi characters remind you of yourself?

the forbidden umineko kin question....hmmm. i'm gonna be honest i'm not super seeing myself in anyone at this point? i have characters i'm endeared to but none of them are making me go "just like me fr" strong enough yet. maria kind of reminds me of what i was like as a kid a little bit if that counts?? like i was also a kind of lonely kid with weird interests who endured some Horrors so like even though i'm not like that Now i have deep fondness and understanding of maria in quite a few ways haha

#yumantimatter #also very vaguely i think maybe if i was in her situation i would act/react similarly to shannon? #in that if i was in desperate terrible circumstances and a loserguy offered me his love and the associated freedom i too would latch onto i #because when i was 16 and at like my lowest i had a crush on a redditbrained loserboy #and the act of merely being in the same social circle as him was literally the only thing keeping me going for a good 18 months #so like. at certain points in my life if a george type had approached me with affection i would also pin all my hopes on him #the other wildcard nightmare choice is that i know Dark Timeline Pochapal #and Dark Timeline Pochapal would absolutely be an ushiromiya george if literally 2-3 fundamental conditions had been different #this is why i act in revulsion to george because every day i must acknowledge i had the potential to Be That Guy #instead i decided to have Gender Issues and also go insane about fiction and that saved me from such a fate #so like. we got maria as a child-self kin. shannon as a maybe halfway kin and george as like. an inverse antimatter kin

[camscendants]

That Jaiden Animations video about her being aroace really messes with me cause it’s way too relatable so it just adds another layer of confusion to me

#I’m not doing a read through of this so any weirdly written stuff just bear through it #like women ❤️ #and maybe guys? #but idk if I have definitely had a legit crush #like her explanation of actively looking for a crush #I’ve never organically just developed a crush and I’m second guessing if I’ve actually ever had a legit one #I’ve debunked the ones from elementary one I just said I did cause I knew he had a crush on me the other I have 0 memory of any feelings so #idk then I debunked a few from middle school there Might be one viable one #maybe #but any ‘crushes’ I’ve had I’ve actively searched out #like this girl at work idk if the nervousness I feel around her is a crush or just my social anxiety #and people say fiction doesn’t count towards your sexuality #and idk how I feel about being all touch feely with people #guys are confusing too cause sometimes it’s like yknow maybe but if girls are discounted too then it’s a no #idk #but yeah her whole ‘went to school searched for a crush couldn’t find one damn unlucky’ is literally what I’ve done for YEARS #I think I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m either bi or aroace #she did say 0= 0 but I don’t know which 0 I am #I think I need to like. actually experience things for my self for real to know though #but nobody likes me I’m weird so guess I’ll just sit here and crush on fictional women #aro ace #asexual #aromantic #jaiden animations #aroace #ace #lgbtqia

[spiltcandycoatedpunkblood]

also when you have a film that revolves around an abusive scientist father who experimented on both his sons, ditched them (one in an insane asylum) and then only got one of them to go after the other despite him being a product of his father's actions, of course i'm gonna be emotionally invested. broken, abandoned families fucked over by science and corrupt business and their scientist father who tries to solve his own problem by manipulating one of them and then killing the other just makes me sad and upset and angry at such injustices that left these two brothers to fend for themselves and get such cursed powers due to their father's gross scientific curiosity at his wife and sons and then get them to attack each other because he couldn't deal with the fallout of his actions and pretended to give a shit with ulterior motives. i feel so much at how this shit happens and tears people apart and how the trauma is presented in both brothers. i feel this pain in the very core of my being.

#fantastical sci-fi stories with grounded and grimy realistic storylines: kill me with pain and agony #scanners #dr paul ruth getting shot: well good for him i don't give a shit #dr ruth #'why have my children gone insane despite me literally creating all these problems myself' #he didn't even LOVE his sons genuinely he was just like 'b y e' and then did his own thing until one of them was useful #i will cry over this film believe me #i will cry over ANYTHING don't test me whatsoever #fictional crushes #cameron vale #darryl revok #rant #vent #ask me about this film and i will not shut the fuck up about it #dudeeee like one of his sons was living on the streets and only kidnapped because he became an important weapon #talked about in very clinical terms #his sons are literally just test subjects to him #not even human #no wonder kim thought cameron barely looked or acted human #he had no fucking clue how to #ever since either of those brothers were born they were already cursed by their father's shitty and detached actions #CAMERON DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT HIS OWN PARENTS OR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES #father's fucked up for treating him like a useful pawn to do his bidding and then presenting himself as this benevolent old father figure #get fucked #if you told me all about this after i saw the poster of this as a child/teenager i would have no fucking clue what you were talking about #funny how things turn out #also the fact that cameron was being monitored for pretty much his whole life until he was needed is fucking creepy at the very least #i see media about abuse and broken families i will go nuts i promise you #he spent so much of his own life being homeless and watched and everyone did fuck all to help him #dr ruth should not be fucking shocked in the slightest with how they turned out

[eenochian]

am i the only one that never looks at content of my faves because i’m too shy and get all embarrassed when i’m looking at pics or fanart or vids of them

#i’m very normal about this #female charas i can handle slightly better #but if i crush on or just like a fictional man #i literally have to hype myself up to even look up their tag #it takes several attempts before i actually LOOK at the tag #edit: sort’ve the same way with my s/o #i get all shy looking at pics of her #and have to hype myself up before i can really look #i take a glance -> i breathe and calm self -> i manage to look longer than 2 seconds