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okay.... rude

#ao3 #fanfiction

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maybe try after his shift

#stardew valley #stardew #sdv #stardew valley smut #in a sense? #sdv shane #stardew valley shane #ive been thinking of this ever since i saw the text pop up #like it had to be on purpose #minors dni #sdv shane x farmer #poc farmer lets go #i swore i would never post horny shit again but here i am #hello future employers :) <3 #sdv smut art #sdv smut #stardew smut

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this user loves men who look like the main male love interest on romance book covers

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The attraction you do experience can still be an important part of your a-spec identity. Identifying as ace or aro isn't about rejection of romance/sexuality, but about experiencing it differently.

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5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles

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,,I don't even like spiders, that's why I wear those black leather gloves"

#ofmd #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 #ofmd 2 #our flag means death #ed teach #blackbeard #therapy bunny lmao

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Y/N; "I'm under stress, I'm under pressure... The only thing I'm not under is Severus, which is a damn shame honestly."

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"i could fix him" fix your own mental health first, damn

#i could fix him #nuh-uh #callout post for myself

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Gonna start doing this

OK Tumblr Geriatric Ward, let’s talk about your posture-

there are things you should be doing now to prevent yourself from starting to look like 🥀

Why does it matter? Future you would like to avoid the pain, limited motion, and fall risk that goes along with worsening posture.

What’s the focus?

1. Keep the flexibility in your spine

2. Stretch the muscles in the front

3. Strengthen the muscle in the back

Here are some simple things you can do daily while sitting and when you get up to go into the bathroom or the kitchen

Keep the flexibility by doing these repeated movements: 10 repetitions several times a day

The goal is to give yourself a double or triple chin. Keep your nose pointing forward, don’t let it tip up or down

Thoracic extension- use a chair with a seat back that comes up to the level of your shoulder blades. Try to bend back over the top of the chair without arching away from the seat back and without extending your neck. If the pressure from the top of the chair is uncomfortable you can place a towel there

Stretch the muscles in the front by using a door frame. This one will feel good afterwards

If this isn’t enough of a stretch you can do one side at a time. If you have the right arm up step forward with the right foot and turn slightly to the left. Then do it on the other side.

Strengthen the muscles in the back by squeezing your shoulder blades together for a count of 10 and then repeating 10 times. You can do this several times a day Hint: Don’t lift your shoulder blades up

There are lots more exercises for strengthening your back muscles but this is a good starting point and easy to do. I like doing it while driving

Tips:

Do the best you can

If it hurts stop

Envision future you saying thank you each time you do one of the exercises

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god i love aziraphale so much

#good omens #good omens 2 #rewatching it because i want to feel something #aziraphale

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she was SO aro it hurt

#simpingart #comic #thg #the hunger games #hunger games #mockingjay #katniss #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #gale hawthorne #fuck gale btw #catching fire #my lil propaganda girl #they settled for eachother fr #give peeta to me instead damn #thg comic #aromantic #aroace #arospec #lgbtqia #and no i will not draw the mouths. kisses disgust me

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Ya'll I don't know HOW but somehow my art got nominated in the snapedom awards 😭❤️

And a NSFW art nonetheless--

I feel super happy and slightly embarrassed 🥹

VOTING IS NOW OPEN and these are your nominations in the Art category. Please check them out in the links below, as they can't be fully appreciated in the snapshots above!

Favourite Funny Art

@dranna - I Hate People

@ari-leah-arts - Severus Snape is a Teacher

@keister-meister - Severus Snape death scene (Family Guy)

@beebox-illustrations - Someone ought to tell Harry

Favourite NSFW Art

JIUdiee - Snape on His Back

@chipartwork - Do You Dream, Severus?

@chipartwork - What Have You Done?

@simper-maximus - Young Snape Smut

Funniest Meme

@zealouspickleeggdragon - Snape’s Animagus

@somesnapefan2 - Harry under the cloak

@moonlightdancer26 - Snape as a Tweet

@smilingformoney - Do It For Him

Favourite Angsty Art

@ham-tuitui - A Wound That Can Never Heal

@ebysse - The Martyr

@sneverussape - Burnout

@ari-leah-arts - Harry Was Not James

Favourite Fluffy Art

@gulingyin - On Christmas Eve

@dingqianerer - Snape & His Little Cauldron & Their Adventures

@roytaiyo - Thank You, Pomona

@thetalesofprince - Don’t You Dare

Favourite Young Snape Art

@wookiecookiesfactory - All Grown Up

@myobscureimaginarium - The Ugly Duckling

@alinearthp - Snape and Lily

@gawaincomic - Doctor Who

Favourite Professor Snape Art

@madfantasy - The Doe Man

@ebysse - The Spy

@swallow-the-bird - An Imperceptible Smile

@thetalesofprince - A Little Walk in the Moonlight

Favourite Post-War Snape Art

@snapes-shadow - Snape with Twins

@ebysse - Scars

@thetalesofprince - A Terrible Patient

@aurus-3d - Good Morning

Favourite Snape x OC Art

@chipartwork - May I See?

@serpenera - His Assistant

@aurus-3d - The Beginning of the End

@thetalesofprince - A Prince and His Goddess

Favourite Snape x Canon Character Art

@foxyx - Gone Home

@thedevildoesnotjest - Before the 70s Died

@dranna - Ad Infinitum

@rubusart - Professa Pottah 

Favourite Miscellaneous Art

Bisexual Harry - Snape Lives

@serenaew - Nocturne

@smilingformoney - How the Story Goes

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If a man isn't a little weird or questionably strange looking then how can he be sexy at all

#they have to be a lil ugly #if i dont recoil at their face at first are they really attractive #simpingtext

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why did nobody tell me megamind was hot??? i feel robbed

#megamind #dreamworks #fanart on the way

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if he doesn't have mommy issues i don't want him

#literally all my crushes before #okay not all but quite a lot #khmm #severus snape #there i said it #crushes #crush #the fictional ones specifically #if it happened in real life id run #possible red flag? #idk #ALSO if he whimpers #also only fictional preference #cuz im ace lol #no dicc for me #my standards are not high #everyone is just stinky #fictional men #simpingtext

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FUUUUUUCK- honestly, give me a villain ridden with guilt whos good at heart but can’t get out of villainy due to the voices in his head/his family/his motives and I’ll suck his dick SO FAST

#severus snape #simpingtext