#LOOK I'M SORRY FOR HAVING AN OPINION BUT I'M R I G H T

[aroacenezhaanddainsleif]

again, aroace and not much of a shipper so my opinion is biased, but seeing people do polls and stuff of like "what's the best LMK ship" always seems so har-

it's Free Noodles. the answer is Free Noodles.

look, Shadowpeach is great, but those bitches are way too goddamn emo for this, and all Traffic Light Trio ships are just chaos incarnate.

look at Pigsy and Tang. look at the old gay guys. they're so dumb. they've been together 20 years. i love them.

(and also Sandy rocks.)

#shadowpeach #lmk freenoodles #freenoodles shipping #lmk dragonfruit #dragonfruit shipping #lmk spicynoodles #spicynoodles shipping #lmk chimera #chimera shipping #lmk sun wukong #lmk macaque #lmk tang #lmk pigsy #lmk red son #lmk mei #lmk mk #LOOK I'M SORRY FOR HAVING AN OPINION BUT I'M R I G H T #feel free to disagree of course lmao #but like. be chill. #please. #lmk #lego monkie kid

[athanasius-symposium-of-writings]

NSFT Alphabet: Fool's Gold

Thank you @turbulentscrawl for this help on this!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

There is no aftercare nor does he expect aftercare, sorry guys. He is not the touchy-feely time at first and it takes a lot to get him there. He will humor you, let you get your cuddles in but you can feel how onesided it is.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Considering his body is mostly rocks rather than flesh, he will be crude and say his dick. At least that still is there and working. On you, everything, you are still soft, still alive, and your heart beats and races for him.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

His cum is not white, full monster fucker, his cum is black and he likes how it looks smeared on your face and stomach

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

This guy would just tell you most of his thoughts, however, he has one: he wants to watch his survivor self fuck you. It is because he wants to see himself, as he was, touch you, and you touching him. Though he def not going to be nice to Norton during the whole thing. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

So tbh he only has ever slept with you, the man doesn't trust like that even though he makes some dirty comments he actually won't follow them through unless it is with you

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Full nelson heh

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

He can be an asshole and kinda funny in bed

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He has no hair on the skin parts of his body

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

Simple guy, i dont think anything special, he teases a lot and can get really possessive in the moment

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He does it if bored and you aren’t around to keep him busy. He rather your mouth or hand on him

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He won't outwardly say it but making you bark is prob the hottest thing he has ever seen you do and will use his belt more often as a leash on you (sorry guys lol I'm not)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere and anytime (in front of Norton too lol)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Anything he just a simple man with simple needs and he will do it during a match (tie or flawless only)

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

He will not sub or verse (receive like pegging) 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Both he likes receiving more so but he 100% will give (let you sit on his face too)

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and rough 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Often does quickies with you just to make you pent up for later

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

He will do most things so long has the end goal is reached (he cums you cum, maybe mostly him cumming he can watch you get yourself off)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

As a hunter he can go on for hours, often you have to tell him to stop because he can go on for a long time

T = Toys (do they own toys? Do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Why is his cock not enough? He might entertain a vibrator (a modern one) but tbh no just use him 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Very unfair

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He can be loud and he talks a lot during the do but you like hearing him become a mess where he is only groaning and moaning

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He often doesn't know his own strength and often you are covered in bruises. You have to tell him ease up and he does

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

12inches, the dick of life-changing (his survivor self too) no lie he is packing pray you can handle that

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

High with you

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

He doesn't need to sleep tbh and if in the mood he might stay around to watch you sleep

#idv #identity v x reader #idv x reader #reader insert #identity v #identity v x you #idv fool's gold #fool's gold x reader #fool's gold #fool's gold x you #norton campbell x reader #norton campbell #norton campbell x you #identity v fool's gold #idv x you

[simpfordemetri]

Carlisle Cullen nsfw alphabet

I'm so sorry,this was in my drafts and I totally forgot to post it,sorry to the one who requested it<3

A = Aftercare

God this men is the god of aftercare(and sex),he will snuggle his face on your neck,his hands up and down your arms gently,pulling you onto his chest and whispering how gorgeous you are.He will check if you are okay and let you sleep,while he gently caress your back.

B=Body part

His favourite body part of himself is his mouth,he loves to hold your hips while he eats you out,hearing the sounds that came off of you while he gives you pleasure.

His favourite body part of yourself is your hands,he will hold them up your head keeping you down him.

C = Cum

He loves cumming inside you,feeling your fluids around his dick,staying that way for a while.

D= Dirty secret

He would love to drink from you while having sex,but of course it's not his diet and If he ever needs to drink from a human it's not going to be you.

E=Experience

Oh,he is experienced,he knows what he makes to you and he is proud.Wont care if u have experience or not,but low-key love if you are virgin,knowing he will be the only one yo praise your body

F=Favourite position

Missionary,he loves being in top of you,hitting that spot over and over again just to see your face.

G = Goofy

He can make you laugh sometimes, but he prefers to keep it serious,he will have a soft smile on his face tho.

H=Hair

Has some hair,usually take care of it,but doesn't care if you have some,it's totally normal and he won't even notice.

I=Intimacy

He is gentle,not rude at all,he can make you feel good without making it dirty.He loves making love to you in a slow way.

J = Jack off

He doesn't,he has you,if you are not in the mood he can control himself.

K = Kink

Breeding kink,even if he is not going to risk your safety he always think about the fact of you pregnant, and make a family.

L=Location

Your shared room,there is no way this man will do something sexual with you outside your bedroom.

M=Motivation

Intelligence,he loves when you two shares opinions and you talk looking so smart.He is all over it.

N=No

Hurting you, dangerous kinks and public sex.

O = oral

Loves eating you out,your legs around his head and him pleasuring you for hours.

P=Peace

He is slow.Praising and loving every inch of you.

Q = Quickie

Nopnop,you will have to wait,he is not making love to you in a rush.

R=Risk

Nope.

S=Stamina

Of course he can last forever,but you usually last some hours,maybe three or four rounds.

T=Toys

He is willing to buy them,and uses them on you,controlling their speed and making you cum.

U = Unfair

Can tease you a little when you act like a brat,you will have to literally shout at him to finger you.

V = Volume

He is not afraid of you hearing him,and he will let out loud moans and soft growls.Thats what you do to him.

W = Wild card

He low-key loves when you take the control, riding him.

X = X-ray

Wow this men is big,22cm.

Y = Yearning

His sex drive is just normal,when you two feel like it,no pressure.

Z = ZZZ

Doesn't sleep but of course stays with you,resting his head on top of yours.

#twilight #the twilight saga #carlisle cullen imagine #carlisle cullen x reader #carlisle cullen #carlisle cullen headcanons #carlisle cullen smut

[bullet-clubs-bitch]

Christian Cage NSFW alphabet please?

CHRISTIAN CAGE NSFW ALPHABET

I'm so sorry this took me so long to get to, I have been so busy

Warnings: NSFW CONTENT 18+ ONLY

Christian Cage Masterlist Main Masterlist NSFW Alphabet Masterlist

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Believe it or not Christian Cage is a real sweetie 

He is such a daddy that he would do anything for you

He would scoop you up in his arms, carrying you to get to get cleaned up

He would hold you close and tell you how much he loves you

The two of you falling asleep in eachothers arms 

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs or their partner’s)

Christians favrouite part on you is your thighs 

He loves to leave marks on your inner thighs 

Loves to have his face buried between them

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Its no secret that Mr Father of the year has a serious breeding kink

He is obsessed with the idea of getting you pregnant 

As much as he jokes about it he really does want you to carry his children, the looks he would get, the backage whispers that he got his controversaly young girlfriend pregnent 

He loves it  

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

It’s no secret that Christian Cage has a thing for younger girls, especially if they are fatherless 

He loves to take care of you, praise you, spoil you

He is a total daddy at all times especially during sex

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Christian Cage is VERY experienced 

He knows exactly what he is doing

He knows exactly what you want when you want it as if he could read your mind

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

As simple as it sounds Christian loves missionalry

It allows you to be so much more intamate with eachother 

Cowgirl; he loves it when you ride him

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

If he really wanted to he could crack a joke but 98% of the time he is 100% serious and focused 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Well trimmed 

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

Christian Cage is such a romantic 

He is very intimate, he loves to praise you 

J = Jack Off 

Christian doesn’t jack off like he used too

He says if he needs that release he woud rather go to you for it

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Daddy kink 

dd/lg

Breeding kink 

Overstimulation 

Pregnancy kink 

Orgasm control/ orgasm denial/ forced orgasm

Spanking 

Cock warming 

Creampie 

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

house/hotel 

pool/beach 

Literaly anywhere and everywhere 

He defo has a thing for water sex

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Christian loves it when you wear little outfits around the house to tease him 

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Group sex/ sharing

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He loves to give, more than receiving 

He loves to be buried between your thighs making you come undone over and over again

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Depending on his mood that day he can be fast and rough and slow and sensual

He loved to make beautiful love to you but he also loves to destroy you

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Christian is not a fan of quickies, he would rather take his time with you

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Christian loves to experiment 

He is a risky man filled with lots of secret tricks 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

The amount of stamina this man has is unheard of 

He puts men 2x younger than him to shame 

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Christian definitely has a secret collection of toys he loves to use on you

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He is a massive tease, he loves to mess with you

However he hates it when you do it back 

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Louder than you would expect 

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

“Christian, are you insane! We can’t do it here!” “Why not? Do you feel how hard I am right now? I need you Y/n.” “We are on a beach filled with people!” “Like that’s stopped us before” “Oh my god Christian, look what you did. You have terrified poor Nick! Why would you say that when he is right here” “You know I love you Nick but you are ruining the moment”

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

8 inches 

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

So high 

Like crazy high 

Like everynight high 

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) 

Surprisingly Christian Cage is a sleppy man, he will fall asleep before you

#bullet clubs bitch #all elite wrestling #aew smut #aew #aew fanfiction #christian cage #christian wwe #christian cage x reader #christian cage gif #christian cage imagine #christian cage smut #christian cage fanfic #christian cage x you #christian cage aew #christian cage is so hot #Christian cage oneshot

[angst-is-love-angst-is-life]

Can you recommend me some good fics where Barry Allen gets kidnapped :) since in one of your tags you said you read a lot of them lol

I read them, I write them, I live and breathe them. Absolutely anon, allow me to dive into my bookmarks.

Just a reminder, always be sure to check the tags and warnings to know what you're getting into. Stay safe out there folks!

Juncture by @pennflinn may be my favorite fic of all time. Technically he gets kidnapped before the story's events but that's because it's an alternate ending to Escape from Earth-2 (and he is held captive for pretty much the entire fic so). The whump is SUPREME and the overall story is so well written. I will always recommend this fic.

One Second by pennflinn. Another one by penn because she is an incredible writer and HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS FIC!! It takes my favorite premise for a fic "What if Barry was kidnapped in this scene/episode when he wasn't in canon!" and brings it to a WHOLE nother level. This one is diverges from 1x14 "Fallout" where, instead of everyone getting away semi-safely, Eiling kidnaps Barry and whump ensures. BUT there's another twist to this fic that (in my opinion) makes it stand out from many others-- every once in a while, there's a glimpse of a parallel universe where the events were different and let's just say some of those universes h u r t. Also, I wanted to kill Eiling so bad after reading this that I wrote a ficlet with the sole purpose of murdering him :) Anyways, go read; it's amazing.

Miles Through The Night by @hedgiwithapen. First off, this is an everyone whump fic, Barry is not the only one who is kidnapped but 1. IT HURTS GODS IT HURTS SO BAD I'M DYING. 2. The writing is spectacular, all the characters are super well done, and the story is INTENSE I'M STILL DYING SORRY I'LL STOP NOW. In this one-- actually nvm, the actual summary will do it justice. "With Eobard Thawne dead, life in Central City can go back to normalish. But Barry’s greatest enemy is not a speedster from the future fixated on him, and Eobard’s threat may have been the only thing keeping Team Flash safe from someone who doesn’t consider any meta to be human." THAT'S RIGHT-- AN EILING FIC! Just. Go read it, it's so good and I'm dying.

Lightning Bug by Hedgi. The writing in this was SUPERB and Eiling is a fucking bastard as always (count your days general.). And this time we have another speedster in the mix-- a toddler Wally! Ngl, I just reread this while getting the link and it was SO GOOD-- and once again my words can't seem to do it justice so I'll leave you with the summary "Months after the defeat of Zoom, Barry's main concern (aside from the odd metahuman attack) is helping Joe and Iris raise the four and a half year old Speedster Wally West, Cisco-named "Lightning Bug." And while that's hard, it's nice to have this speedster as family, not an enemy. Things are pretty easy.

Unfortunately, that doesn't last. After all, General Eiling's deal was only good for as long as their mutual enemies were still a threat." Eiling needs to die in a ditch as you can see, but there's some really sweet whump in this and it's because of him soooooo-- anyways, go read; it was fantastic.

Can’t Take That Away From Me by SophiaCatherine (or @sophiainspace on here). DUDE. DUDE DUDE DUDE-- I LOVE THIS FIC. I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS FIC. EVen once the whump passes, the A N G S T is so delicious! From the beginning of the first chapter alone; you'll see the sweet whump AND angst this fic has in store. Oh, and it's Coldflash which I somehow forgot to mention even though that's a foundation of the entire fic lmao. I love it, go read. Also, there is a sequel but it's not Barry being whumped this time... double also; there's a prequel and it's really sweet (no whump in that one fyi)

I Never Told Him by messedupstargazer. I am SCREAMING. THIS. FIC. Fyi, it's Coldflash. SO MUCH ANGST THE WHUMP-- IT'S SO GOOD I HAVE NO WORDS. DYING DYING DYING I AM DEAD I HAVE PERISHED.

Looking through all of these at once has filled me with many emotions and I apologize if some parts were incoherent. I'm probably missing a few and may add more as I find them but for now I'll finish with these two I wrote.

12 hours Barry's kidnapped before the events of the story but I think it still counts. He's trapped in Zoom's lair and forced to run for twelve hours every day :)

Trophy this is my beloved and the entire fic is a Barry whump fest (and angst. a lot of angst.). (or will be, There's one chapter posted atm) Technically we haven't seen the kidnapping yet but in the first scene he is in a cell so. Premise is that Zoom wins in the season 2 finale and everything goes to hell from there. I do feel obligated to warn though that there's not a happy ending for this one.

Thanks for asking! I'm always eager to share Barry whump! :D

#also if anyone wants their tag/@ removed lmk #asks #anon asks #barry allen #barry whump #fic recs #the flash #the flash fanfiction

[neverinadream]

Y O U ' R E S O F U C K I N G S P E C I A L - T H E T E A S E R

Pairing: Christian Pulisic x Fem!Reader

Song Inspo: Creep - Radiohead

Warnings: THIS IS JUST A TEASER, frat boy!christian, college au, this was inspired by my favourite scene from skam italia

Notes: I'M FINALLY WRITING IT! even though i know i have plenty of other stuff i should be writing first...oops. ANYWAY....this was partly inspired by skam italia. thoughts? opinions? do we like it so far? please tell me!!!

"Do you know what this is?"

"It's appears to be a guitar," Christian answers, taking a seat at his desk, which was surprisingly tidy. You had half expected it to be a mess or something he would've called an 'organised mess.'

"No, this, my friend, is a weapon," you correct him, resting the guitar comfortably on your lap. You strum the strings, letting the harsh sound ring out. "This is your weapon," you explain, curling your hand around the fret, "this is how you've acquired a string of many broken hearts, isn't it?" He chuckles, shaking his head. "First, you act like a jerk with girls. Then you bring them up to your room. You sing them a song, and they'll say, 'oh, Christian! You're such a sensitive boy!'"

He holds both hands up in the air. "You've got me all figured out," he laughs, nodding his head, "I can play for you, if you'd like?"

"You could," you shrug your shoulders, "but I don't think I'm your usual type."

You pluck your fingers at the strings and, before you know it, your right hand is switching between plucking and strumming the strings as your left hand remained on the fret, switching between a sequence of chords. You hadn't touched a guitar in a couple of years, but together, they created a rusty but soft melody. "When you were here before, couldn't look you in the eye," you sang quietly to yourself, closing your eyes and allowing yourself to be transported into your own little world, "you're just like an angel; your skin makes me cry..."

Christian leans forward, the chair squeaking as he moves to rest his elbows on his knees, and he tilts his head to the side, watching you play his guitar. A soft, partial smile twitches on the corners of his lips. This was unexpected. You had surprised him.

"...you float like a feather in a beautiful world," when you open your eyes, goosebumps tingle your entire body as you find Christian staring at you, "I wish I was special; you're so fucking special." You stop singing and remove the guitar from your lap, moving to lie it down on his bed. "Sorry," you apologise, mumbling under your breath.

"Don't be," Christian shakes his head, "that was incredible." His compliment makes your stomach flutter with butterflies. "I didn't know you could play, let alone sing too?" His smile widens. "So much for me being the one who is meant to serenade you."

You shake your head, "not really, it's sort of the only song I can successfully play. My dad tried to get me to play the guitar when I was a kid..." Your voice trails off at the end, stopping yourself before you have a chance to ramble. That was the last thing you wanted to do, ramble on about a person you barely knew to a person you also didn't know. Looking back and forth between him and the floor, you give him an unconvincing smile. "Has my roommate texted you back yet?"

Christian pulls his phone out of his pocket. "No," he shakes his head. Standing to his feet, he moves his guitar and sits next to you. "You can check for yourself if you don't believe me," he says, offering his phone, but you shake your head.

F O O T B A L L E R T A G L I S T

@shanoontje @maseandkepa @theblxefox @blueathens  @ofxinnocence @1-800-benji-chilwell @mrschilly @geek-and-proud @in-my-body-bag @laurasstufff1 @mountchilly @spicysainz @greykitkepa @thoseboysinblue @breakablehcaven

#christian pulisic #christian pulisic imagine #christian pulisic imagines #christian pulisic au #christian pulisic one shot #christian pulisic fluff #christian pulisic x reader

[ohmyenjolrass]

my ranking of every production i have seen (or listened) of jesus christ superstar

we are getting closer to holy week so IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR. this is a remake of this post.

as always, sorry for any grammar mistakes, english is not my first language. also, this is my personal opinion, any other opinion is also accepted :)

without further ado, let's get into it!

1. Jesus Christ Superstar (1973 movie)

YOU CAN'T OUTDO THE DOER.

everything in this movie changed my life. literally.

it was the first time i actually saw jesus christ superstar represented visually (i had only heard the 2007 madrid version before). the overture scene is one of my favourites of all time, the concept is amazing.

the cast is SUPREME. carl anderson is one of my favourite judas of all time; he is an excellent singer and his interpretation is E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G. also, yvonne elliman and ted neely are amazing. both their interpretations are absolutely gorgeous.

i love the costume design also (mary magdalene's dress AND JUDAS' OUTFIT FOR SUPERSTAR), i feel like it really fits the 70s vibe and i love that jesus is still dressed as, well, jesus.

overall, it is an amazing production AND the original so 10/10 without a doubt.

2. Jesucristo Superstar (2007 Madrid)

i may be a little biased by this one but HEAR ME OUT. it is an impressive production. i grew up listening to this soundtrack in my parents' car and i feel like it is one of the best cast recordings of all time. the lyrics of this version are different from the 1975 spanish one, but they are equally amazing.

costume design for me in this one is also a bonus, because i love how everyone is dressed as people dressed in spain in the 2000s. also, i like that jesus doesn't wear a tunic, i don't know why lol. one of my favourite costumes is the priests' outfits.

now, the cast. WOW. ignasi vidal is my favourite judas. it is not even up for debate. he is AMAZING in everything he does, BUT JUDAS. his role. his 'heaven on their minds' ('el cielo los cegó' in this production) is on repeat in my brain 24/7. also, miquel fernández, who plays jesus, IS STUNNING. he was my first celebrity crush. his voice and acting is something else (you should really check out his 'gethsemane'!). lorena calero plays mary magdalene, and apart from being THE MOST GORGEOUS WOMAN ON EARTH, i want her voice to sing for me every day of my life.

this production is truly something else, and i feel like it is great heritage from the 1975 version. again, i encourage you to see it! (10/10!)

3. Jesus Christ Superstar (2012 O2 Arena)

LISTEN. i know in my last post i said it wasn't one of my favourites. BUT AFTER A REWATCH, i have a lot to say.

first, setting. how the scene is organised is the coolest. i love the tents, i love the stairs, i love the screens. everything. i feel like it is the best setting (without counting the movie because they are literally IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT).

now, cast. TIM MINCHIN, LOVE OF MY LIFE. i'm not gonna say anything new, his judas is amazing. he plays the part so effortless it makes me think i can do it to. ALSO, BEN FORSTER. i know i talked shit about him before, but i really didn't know how to appreciate him. i love you, bensus, sorry for anything i've said before. mel c still doesn't sit right for me as mary magdalene, but her voice is truly beautiful.

costumes, right. i love how jesus is both dressed in black and white, not only in white. also, JUDAS. serving looks the entire play. one thing i have to say, mary's outfit was not made for me. i love the vibe, but not really my thing.

in general, good production, amazing singers. 9/10.

4. Jesus Christ Superstar (2012 Broadway Revival)

I DISCOVERED AMERICA WITH THIS ONE. OH MY GOD.

josh young ABSOLUTELY blows my mind. his voice, his outfit, his angst, EVERYTHING. he is stunning and i would give my life for him. also, chilina kennedy????? WHATEVER YOU SAY, SWEETHEART. i swear she is a dream, her voice, her acting, HER FACE.

one thing i really liked in this version was the scene, and also the little screen that was saying like '3 days until passover'. i think that was very original and guiding tbh lol.

if i have to say something that i didn't like is paul nolan as jesus. i liked his acting and his voice is pretty, but i feel like his gethsemane was lacking something and it wasn't really my favourite.

also, the dynamic between jesus, judas, and mary in this version was one of the sweetest ever. i loved loved LOVED it.

all in all, 7.5/10!

5. Jesucristo Superstar (Spain, 1975)

i haven't seen this version but i heard it when i was little as well. i still prefer the 2007 spanish recording, but this one is amazing.

camilo sesto's gethsemane never ceases to amaze me. his voice and the pain in it are truly heartbreaking. also, ángela carrasco's voice???? life-saving. i swear everyone who plays mary is GORGEOUS and an amazing singer.

the lyrics are well-translated and the 70s vibe throughout the whole album is absolutely stunning.

now, negative points. teddy bautista as judas is not my favourite. his voice is amazing but i think it is not made for me. however, his passion and interpretation are truly something.

i have to give it a few more listenings to this so i can get a better opinion, but in general, 7/10!

6. Jesus Christ Superstar (2000 movie)

well, after a year, this has gone down a few positions.

what to say, let's see. the scene was cool. i feel like they did a lot with very little decorations. it was original and well-used.

now, the cast. renée castle is a dream. she is absolutely stunning, as a person and as a singer. her voice is just so soothing and relaxing. and tony vincent as simon is SO HOT. the rest, well...

glenn carter is a pretty good singer, but i feel like lots of his songs lacked a bit of something. he is a good actor (never seen a sadder jesus), but i think that there are other jesus that i like better.

now, jerôme pradon. interpretation, 10/10. singing, well. could be better. i love his acting throughout the whole musical, and also his evil twink vibe. however, his voice kinda makes me nervous??? i don't know how to explain it but maybe it wasn't the role for him, i don't know.

costume design was questionable to say the least. i gotta say that judas' outfit is so cool but WHO HAD THE THOUGHT OF PUTTING JESUS ON CARGOS. costume department found arrested.

after giving it a few rewatches, 6/10. enjoyable but not the best.

7. Jesus Christ Superstar: Live In Concert (2018)

this was a bit of a mess, to be honest. let's go first with the positive points.

SARA BAREILLES, MY LORD AND SAVIOR. she could sing me her grocery list and i would listen to her. she has such a captivating and calming voice and she's an amazing performer.

also, norm lewis. that man is just *chef's kiss*. brandon victor dixon is also amazing as judas and i feel like he deserves more recognition. his damned for all time is one of my favourites.

moreover, the set. i think it was very modern and the vibe was so cool with the orchestra in the scaffolds. also, i feel like the public played a very important role in this performance and they really knew how to use it.

costume design wasn't my favourite but we have seen worse.

now, negative things. JOHN LEGEND. my guy could not play jesus and i think he knew it too. his gethsemane sounds like i sound when i sing it in the shower. his acting was also pretty questionable. don't get me wrong, he is an amazing singer, but i feel like he shouldn't play a role that requires reaching high notes.

also, i feel like alice cooper could have done a much better job as herod. he is lacking that dorky, humoristic element that i think is essential in that song.

i gotta say this gets bonus points for glitter. i love glitter. overall, 5.5/10. would rewatch only for sara bareilles.

and that was everything! another year, another ranking. i hope you enjoyed it and tell me your opinions too! see you next year x

#ro likes musicals #jesus christ superstar #jcs #jesus christ superstar 2000 #jesus christ superstar 2007 #jesus christ superstar 2018 #jesus christ superstar 1973 #jesus christ superstar 2012 #jcs 2000 #jcs 2018 #jcs 2012 arena tour #jcs 2012 broadway #jcs 1973 #jcs 1975 #jcs 2007

[snortinguraniumoxide]

can you make a post about the charachter you dislike the most from the idiot and why..... thanks bae 😍

Okay so, thanks to this wonderful question submitted by my bestie, I find it is an IDEAL TIME to start bashing the character I hate most from the idiot... since its the only dosto book i've actually READ... not even finished yet but yanno :pppp)

Of course I'm going to leave the best bashing for last, as I maintain a love-hate relationship with a few other characters from the idiot and I wish to dwell on them a little bit as well -- ALSO DISCLAIMER THERE WILL BE spoilers ahead +++++ if you like these characters I am very much sorry for ranting about them in this barbaric manner, if I'm wrong in any of my points please feel free to correct me ;; HERE I GOOOO

FIRST. THE ONE AND ONLY, NUMBER ONE

ganya.

now, how to put this... ganya is...basic. Everyone knows that. Even HE knows that (we stan some self-awareness...). He might be handsome and on my blog banner...yet I somehow find myself very interested in his basic self looking to prove himself and get rid of...his...basic-ness? I can't explain myself pff-

HE'S SO BASIC IN HIS AMBITIONS THAT HE'S NOT BASIC. SOMEHOW.

it STILL doesnt help that he's so arrogant (not just him, but the other peeps on this list too... >.>) and insufferable when things don't go his way. I naively thought that after he had helped Myshkin with the Burdovsky situation, he'd have NATURALLY reedemed himself - but no. TURNS OUT he had only wanted to help princey out of self-fulfilment and, OF COURSE, to make himself look better in his eyes, which c'mon man, you could've done just by having been honest with yourself

oh and don't even get me started on the relationship he has with his siblings and family... poor varya :crying: queen deserves a more understanding brother who doesn't have a draco malfoy complex

nevertheless I don't HATE his character, he's just continuously oscillating between a jerk and a nice guy you could chat over a coffee with in my eyes.

NEXT UP... aglaya epanchin.

I don't know if this is gonna be a controversial one, but hear me out.

The fact that I kin her in some aspects DOES. NOT. HELP. THE CAUSE. The fact that (almost) everyone calls her an angel at some point in the novel really GRINDS MY GEARS - she's basically a tsundere from the 1800's who, okay, was dealing with familial pressure and societal expectations, but NEVER knew how to explain her obnoxious reasoning in a reasonable way that doesn't include scoffing and rolling her eyes or shouting at her interlocutor. I do admit, her character's interesting and you're never really bored when she's around, she's realistic, but I would've liked to see her vulnerable side a bit more, not just the spoilt little sister side. THATS JUST MY PERSONAL OPINION THO, TOLD FROM THE SHOES OF THE SPOILT LITTLE SISTER...

Third - Rogozhin.

It's undoubtable that Rogozhin is an A M A Z I N G character. I love the atmosphere he creates and the impending doom you feel when he appears in a scene - but I just can't forgive him for killing his girlfriend and trying to kill his bestie as well. I love his character for EVERYTHING except those caca stuff he did; I just can't ignore those

KEEP IN MIND THO, I DON'T HATE THESE THREE CHARACTERS, I love how detailed and true to reality they are, but they have like 2-3 aspects I just cant gloss over. So I both LOVE THEM and wanna roll them through breadcrumbs and make schnitzels out of them.

alright. here it comes. THE GRAND FINALE... (I think everyone who has read the idiot can agree with me on this)...

the character I hate with a burning passion is totsky.

do i even have to explain. MANZ T R A S H . He destroyed nastasya -her dreams, her aspirations, her societal and social status - he ruined her future and her as a person in every single way. He's a creep and ~still a piece of garbage~ so, in my honest not-so-humble opinion, he can shove all that richness and all those golden rings up his rear end.

EITHER WAY -- RANTS DONE. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT! THANKS FOR READING TILL HERE AND THANKS TO @clockwork2018 FOR THIS WONDERFUL QUESTION!! XOXO <333

#fyodor dostoevsky #prince myshkin #russian literature #classic lit #the idiot #rogozhin #ganya-ivolgin

[praebitorem-glaciei]

nsfw asks - ay edition

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

i am sorry to say he does the bare minimum, but he usually prepares beforehand, already has water and a lil snack and a cloth on the bedside table. he's just very eeby.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His lips,, he knows he's kissable. For his partner, thighs.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically... I’m a disgusting person)

Ay the kind of person to like cumming ON his partner. His cum also has the slightest glow to it?? god...

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He has the ability to brand his partner during sex should he wish, he's kind of into it. Mark of the Moon Deity baby. It's the same moon symbol present on his and Io's models, it'll look almost like a tattoo in the same shade of purple as his facial one on the back of his partner's neck.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Not very, but very eager to learn!

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Missionary or riding

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

For him, it's a fun activity so he isn't super serious, but he doesn't make it a joke either.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

It's... silver. It luckily doesn't fade into purple like his hair, but it is silver. kind of messy.. sorry he travels so much. Clean at least?

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect...) 

Very giggly, lots of kisses, attentive. Cute!

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Ay doesn't jack off that much j cause he doesn't see the appeal of it..

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

HAIR PULLING... PULL HIS HAIR PLEASE... he also loves biting and being bit. rough sex is his kink.. He likes to fight for power too! it's fun.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere, but preferably inside..

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

He's as bad as a teenage boy, I'm afraid. Even just a look is enough..

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Will not have sex outside if its night time.. -shudders-

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Prefers receiving, but he can give, he's not the BEST at giving but very good at following instructions. if his partner sucks on his knot he'll cum immediately.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and rough, careful though, he doesn't want to immediately knot his partner.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Nah, not for him. He likes proper sex, and given his knot, sex takes time.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Ay is down to experiment! He loves trying new stuff. The humans come up with such interesting things...

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...)

He is a God, a minor deity, but a God nonetheless. He will go for sooo long.. until he's shooting blanks and his partner is stuffed.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Doesn't really have space to carry toys, but would like to try them!

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He kind of sucks at teasing.. Mainly cause Ay wants to j get down and dirty and will pout rather than tease.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Loud and needy even when he's on top..

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He has a heat despite being amab! And hoo does he have a breeding kink.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

7.4in, he has a knot.. A very sizeable knot.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Once he starts having sex? Really fucking high.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He has to FIGHT HIMSELF not to fall asleep immediately afterwards.... eeby fox..

#>oc asks #>ay

[albedoswifehusband]

Henluuu if it’s oki with you can you do a, c, d, f, h, i, j, k, m, n, p, r, s t, u, w (smut alphabet game) for Diluc, Xiao and scara!!

If it’s too much feel free not to do all the letters or characters!!

Thank you and stay safee!! :))

I just went ahead and did all the letters for them! Also sorry this is kind of a formatting hell. Under a cut:

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Diluc:

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

-He's sweet but doesn't think very far after having sex. When he's in control he asks if they need anything and then cuddles them after getting it for them. If he's the one being taken care of he'll just take whatever they give him, he's too fucked out to ask for anything specific from his partner.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

-His favorite part of his partner is their hips. He likes being able to hold onto them. As for his favorite part of himself, I'd say his arms.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

-He likes having his face cummed on.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

-He feels so bad about it which is why it's here but he's jacked off in his office alone to the thought of someone. His dirty secrets aren't bad

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

-He's a turbo virgin. Having sex with him practically cancels out and makes his partner a virgin too.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

-Missionary, he really likes the classic intimacy and ease of it! He likes being able to look into his partners eyes and feel close emotionally too.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

-extremely serious. He doesn't know how to lighten up easily in intimate moments.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

-Well groomed but he's floofy no matter what just like the hair on his head. Same exact red.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

-He's romantic. He's got everything classically planned. Red roses, candles, etc. Although he is a bit rough (no painfully so though)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

-He sticks to mostly shower stuff since it's easy to clean and doubles as still going about his day since he's "too busy" to jack off normally.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

-Intimacy, and I'm not joking. I have several more on my kinks post on his master list.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

-the bed in his room. He wants complete privacy in a safe place

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

-having his hair pulled and his partner taking control

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

-public sex

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

-he prefers giving and he's pretty bad at it

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

-rough and kind of fast but not painfully.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

-he doesn't like them, he wants to devote time and attention to his partner. If he's getting dommed though they get a pass.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

-nope!

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

-He can go quite a while when he's subbing. Around 8 max with ample breaks.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

-no but it's because he's nervous and doesn't know anything about them

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

-he doesn't like to tease his partner but he enjoys being teased himself.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's emotional, he cries during sex but his moans are naturally quiet and soft.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He desperately needs to get pegged I think.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Average (about 5.5in) but veiny.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Kind of high but he ignores it a ton.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

When he's giving after are he's awake for a decent amount of time, just enough to finish that and get settled in for cuddles. When he's subbing though he's out pretty fast.

Xiao:

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

-He's kinda shit at it he needs to be taught.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

-Favorite on himself is his torso he thinks it looks nice. Favorite on his partner is their chest/boobs/pecs

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

-Kinda scared of cumming I think he's extremely shocked the first time he ever cums.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

-Has cummed while jacking off and holding his partner's pillow to his face before.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

-He doesn't know shit but it's because he just doesn't care. He could know things if he wanted to.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

-any position that's close skinship wise, or something he can hide his flustered reactions with. Either him or his partner facing away from the other, extremely close chest to chest so he can hide his face in the crook of their neck, etc

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

-extremely serious, you can't joke around him he'll die

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

-not groomed at all he doesn't see the point.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

-He's very sweet in general but can be mean if you ask him to.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

-he generally doesn't because he finds it tedious and weird

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

-biting/marking both giving and receiving

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

-In the privacy of a room.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

-Seeing his partner flustered and desperate for him.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

-Public sex.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

-Prefers giving since he has a weird thing where he's allowed to pleasure his partner while not getting anything in return, but if they pleasure him and he can't reciprocate immediately he feels bad.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

-He's really slow and gentle for a long time until his partner asks him one day to go faster and harder and it's kind of like something snaps in him he just prefers faster and rougher after that, especially when he's bottoming

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

-He enjoys them more than normal sex and honestly prefers them since he has stuff to do.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

-He won't do anything in public but he'll experiment with other stuff like bdsm.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

-He's got a lot of stamina he can go for quit a while but he won't since he has stuff to do and feels bad taking so much time to make himself feel good

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

-Yes to all

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

-He won't tease unless his partner asks him to the first time. After that he thinks it can be fun.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

-Medium volume but he stifles himself on purpose

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

-he's a hypocrite about feeling good. He wants his partner to feel good but he doesn't want to let himself feel good bc he thinks he doesn't deserve it.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

-surprisingly above average (7in) but extremely average thickness

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

-Not very high he's just sitting here.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

-Decently quick. Don't wake him up, let him sleep he needs it.

Scaramouche:

Big spoiler warnings for this bitch. A lot of info has come out regarding him since I last wrote for him and as more comes out more will change so take all of this with a grain of salt 

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

-More sweet than you'd think. Makes sure his partner isn't laying uncomfortably and gets them water.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

-He likes his hands and his partner's shoulders.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

-If he can cover his partner in cum he will. He can cum however many times he wants with little refill time since he's not human

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

-To him everything he's doing is a dirty secret he doesn't feel like he should have a lover.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

-He's old as shit he's probably got quite a bit he's just rusty.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

-Doggy.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

-Mostly serious but he does sarcastically kid around a little

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

-No hair at all go puppet boy go!

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

-Surprisingly romantic but if you point it out he'll be a bitch about it

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

-When he gets the urge he'll take the first chance he gets to be alone and finish himself off

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

-He likes gagging his partner so they can't talk

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

-His office, he gets a power trip from it

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

-His partner being sweet to him while purposely showing extra skin to egg him on

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

-Well he won't kill you so that's good

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

-Receiving is preferable. He likes to watch his partner struggle a bit with it too.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

-Both fast and rough

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

-Yes, and just whenever the mood hits. He's flexible.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

-Yes to both.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

-Not too long, maybe 2 rounds before he gets bored.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

-Unsure

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

-Very unfair, he's going to mess with his partner until they're desperately begging him

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

-Loud and a little whiny

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

-He definitely uses his electro powers during sex

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

-hes trans to me so either none at all or his self made bottom surgery has given him a cock that's 7in and kind of thick

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

-Average.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

-A normal respectable amount of time passes between cumming and sleeping.

#diluc x reader #xiao x reader #scaramouche x reader #diluc ragnvindr #xiao #scaramouche #genshin smut #smut #not sfw #notsfw #headcanons #genshin impact headcanons #genshin headcanons #reader insert headcanons #smut alphabet #genshin imagines #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact reader insert #genshin impact imagines

[freakynct]

「𝒂-𝒛 𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒚𝒔𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔」

— na jaemin

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a; aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

jaemin is so caring after sex, probably one of the most caring members, he absolutely has to make sure that you're alright and taken care of. i know this is not an aftercare aspect but i totally see him as the type to finish you by eating you out if you didn't cum during sex. he goes all out with aftercare, helps you walk or even carries you, takes a shower or has a bath with you and does all the work of washing you clean, gives you his sweater to sleep in and cuddles and kisses you until you fall asleep in his arms. everything for his baby

b; body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

i feel like jaemin sees your body as something precious to him and he makes sure you know that, but i feel like he has a soft spot for your neck and eyes. on him it's probably his arms and maybe his eyes too, he really knows how to use them to his advantage

c; cum (anything to do with cum basically)

i think jaemin's favorite way of cumming is inside you. he loves the intimacy of it, especially if he gets to look into your eyes while he does so

d; dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

this is something that jaemin thinks is well hidden from everyone but what he forgets is that you're the one that does the laundry and it's pretty noticeable when your underwear starts to slowly disappear. he just can't help himself when he sees all the pretty underwear you own, thinking about how good you would look dressed in them or remembering that one time he fucked you so good in them. so he kinda gets lost in his thoughts with your panties in his hand that he slowly drags down his body until he has it wrapped around his cock and well you know the rest

e; experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

i definitely see him as someone that would much rather have sex while in a relationship, he's not one to do a lot of one night stands but he does have some experience. he has had a few partners before and he's definitely really good at what he's doing and he takes his time learning what works for you

f; favourite position (goes without saying)

i'm sorry if this comes off as predictable but i don't see jaemin enjoying any other position more than he enjoys missionary. he loves eye contact and intimacy and missionary checks all the boxes. he also gets to hold your hands and kiss you and watch how pretty you look while you cum around him. he also really enjoys to lift your legs up and hold them over his shoulders while he fucks you

g; goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

i definitely see him getting a bit more goofy sometimes, jaemin doesn't need to be all serious during sex and he knows how to balance things out. he loves teasing and making you shy so he's not afraid of making some jokes or be more playful during sex to get what he wants

h; hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

i think jaemin is pretty well groomed, he doesn't shave it all off but he likes things neat and he takes care of it

i; intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

i think i've mentioned this aspect a few times already but jaemin loves intimacy during sex and feeling close to you. he doesn't need to be romantic all the time to make you feel special because he naturally already makes you feel that way. however he does go all out when it comes to special occasions like anniversaries or birthdays, he likes to put in the effort and prepare something really romantic. he also loves to praise you during sex

j; jack off (masturbation headcanon)

i think this really depends on his mood, i don't think he has a set schedule for it. sometimes he feels more horny than other times but i would say that he does it regularly, not everyday but pretty often

k; kink (one or more of their kinks)

i think jaemin's main kinks would be praise, light bondage, daddy kink, foreplay, body worship, lingerie and light marking

l; location (favourite places to do it)

jaemin isn't big on sex in public places, he prefers the comfort of his home where both of you can feel comfortable and safe. i would say his favorite places are his bed and the couch

m; motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

something that really gets him going is being able to intimidate you and making you shy and sensitive to his touch. he loves seeing you at his mercy and trying to avoid eye contact, makes him confident and he thinks you look cute and that turns him on

n; NO (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

something i have the feeling jaemin wouldn't enjoy is anything involving too much pain on you. he's not really into too hardcore stuff so anything that makes him feel like he's hurting you rather than pleasuring you he won't do

o; oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

jaemin is all about giving. of course he loves when you go down on him but he loves seeing you squirm under him while he makes you feel good with his mouth and he's really good at it

p; pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

i don't see him as someone that likes really rough sex. he's more into slow but deep movements and he makes it very sensual. he makes sure every thing he does feels good to you just as much as it feels good to him. his movements might get a little faster when he's about to cum or if you ask him to go faster but besides that he likes to take his time with you

q; quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

i don't see jaemin being into quickies that much. like i said he loves to take his time and he loves foreplay and quickies are just not as fun to him so i don't see it happening that often

r; risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

i feel like he prefers to be safe but he's not boring either. if he sees that you really want to experiment something new then he will try it for you but he's not one to risk it too much

s; stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

i feel like jaemin has pretty good stamina and he can last for a really good amount of time. he likes to pleasure you above all and he won't stop until he knows you're satisfied, so if he needs to go for a long time he will

t; toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

i think jaemin likes smaller toys and he likes using them on you from time to time. he loves foreplay so toys are a great addition to see how far he can push you. i feel like he chooses the cutest designs and colors for the toys he uses on you but that's it, he will only use them on you, never on himself

u; unfair (how much they like to tease)

i touched on this before but he loves to tease you, so much. it's one of his favorite parts and he has managed to be able to make you wet for him just from his teasing, whether through words or by touching

v; volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)

jaemin isn't that loud but he also doesn't feel the need to be quiet either. he knows you like to hear him too and he will be louder when you suck him off or you focus more on him as a way of praising you and showing you he's enjoying what you're doing, he knows that makes you happy. i feel like he groans and grunts more than actual moaning but he let's out some moans sometimes

w; wild card (get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

you let out a weak moan as jaemin guided your hips against his, your hands holding tight to the couch behind him, your thighs starting to burn at the constant up and down movement.

"you're doing well princess, just like i taught you." he remained calmed but the breathiness on his voice gave away how much he was enjoying seeing you ride him. "look at me baby." he said as you realized your eyes had been closed the whole time, both due to the pleasure you were feeling and to how shy you felt being this exposed to him, even if it wasn't the first time.

you slowly opened your eyes, being greeted with jaemin's cocky smirk as he confidently stared at you. your hips stopped moving involuntarily as you got lost in his gaze and you had a moment to realize how your cheeks burned and how your fingers hurt from holding onto the couch so tightly.

"don't stop now baby. i know you're so close to cumming, aren't you?" you whimpered as you felt his fingers moving slowly over your clit, encouraging you to keep moving up and down on him, the combination of his fingers and his cock inside you making you bite on your lip to suppress the moan that threatened to come out. "that's it, that's my good girl."

x; x-ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

i think he's just on the average side, not big but not small either, kinda like the "perfect size" to make you feel good. i think his girth is also pretty average and he has an overall pretty dick and i feel like he's circumcised as well

y; yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

i think his sex drive is pretty normal, not too high and not too low and definitely depends on how stressed or tired he is from work. i think it's not hard to turn him on so i think his sex drive will also depend on his partner and their sex drive

z; zzz (�� how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

like i've mentioned jaemin is big on aftercare so he won't fall asleep until you're taken care of even if he's really tired. so after sex he makes sure you're all clean and comfortable and then cuddles up with you until both of you fall asleep

#nct smut #nct dream smut #nct 127 smut #wayv smut #jaemin smut #na jaemin smut #nct scenarios #nct reactions #nct dream imagines #nct dream reactions #nct 127 scenarios #nct 127 imagines #wayv scenarios #wayv imagines #jaemin imagines #jaemin scenarios #na jaemin imagines #na jaemin drabble #a-z analysis

[simpfordemetri]

Jane Volturi soft alphabet

A - Affection (how do they show affection)

Jane is a little strict with affection,I think she sometimes flinch if you try to touch her because of all her trauma.

It has to be little steps, slowly holds her hand,and slow movements to hug her.

She is the little spoon when cuddling is okay for her.

She is honestly so soft,it just that her past it's not the best.

B - Balance (how do they balance you, work/school/life?)

As Alec,she is always busy,but tries to find time for you,you are the one who keeps her feets on earth.

C - Cuddles (do they enjoy cuddling? what positions?)

It was hard,but she ends up enjoying it,and you know,her factions relax as soon as she is in your arms,being spooned by you.

D - Date (what was your first date?)

She doesn't know how human mates work,so once you asked her to go shopping together and she said yes.

E - Excited (how excited do they get when they see you/are with you?)

Honestly?Her heart is pounding again.Seeing you it's her new favourite activity.

F - Fighting (what happens when you fight)

Hates fighting with the ones she loves, absolutely,it's triggers her so much.Literally you two never fight.

G - Gorgeous (pet names. what do they like to call you? what do they like to be called?)

She calls you amore,and you call her sweet face.

H - Hi (first time meeting)

You were on the tourist group of Heidi,and she saved you,taking you to her room and explaining everything.

I - Intimacy (how romantic they are)

Being romantic it's a little hard for her,she hates seeing herself being vulnerable,but she tries for you,will give you her favourites book so you can read them and share opinions.

J - Jealousy (do they get jealous? how do they react to you being jealous)

She is jealous,if someone looks at you for so much time they are on their knees shaking of the pain.

However thinks it's dumb when you get jealous,would scold you.

K - Kisses (where do they like to kiss you/how often?)

It's takes a long time for her to kiss you,buen when she did she discovered how much she likes it,so she kiss you all the time,in private.

L - Love (when was the first time they said I love you or realized it?)

From the moment you gave her a ring,and told her you had the same one,explaining to her they were matching rings.That meant everything to her.

She told you right after the gift.

M - Moving in (when do you decide to move in together)

After she explained everything to you,you accepted live in the castle,you wanted to change and spend an eternity with her.

N - Newborn (their reaction to starting a family)

I'm sorry but she doesn't likes kids.So it's a no.

O - Open (how open you are with one another)

She has to spend a lot of time with you to open up,she feels so vulnerable telling her story,once she does it you tell her how strong she is,and that is okay to vent to someone you love.

P - Photos (what kind of photos you take of them/they take of you)

Doesn't like technology,sure she wouldn't private you on having a phone,but please don't include her in that world.

Q - Quirks (what random habits do you have that they love or hate/vice versa)

She loves when you start singing whenever you are bored,she can't stop looking at how cute you look.

Hates when you bit your inner lips,would scold you to stop doing it.

R - Recovery (how you help them after an injury/vice versa)

Sometimes her trauma dumps her and she feels so anxious,you put music and dance slowly with her, praising her softly.

S - Solution (how they resolve fights)

As I said ,she hates fights with the people she loves,so she just hug you.

T- Touch (when they need/want your touch, what will they do? how often?)

She become addictive to your touch,but she sometimes needs to be alone.

She will hold your hand while you two are reading.

U - Up ( waking up with them)

She shakes you softly telling you to take a shower and get dressed, breakfast is waiting on the kitchen.

V - Vacation (where they travel with you)

Would love to take you to Alaska,she loves cold places,but she would only take you when you are changed,so you don't get sick.

W - Wedding (how they propose/where you get married/honeymoon)

She don't believe in marriage,she thinks what you two have is more important than being married.

X - X-factor (what about you captivated them?)

The way you smile softly at her,nobody except her brother does it.

Y - Yawning (how they act when they’re tired)

Literally lays on top of you and ask you to caress her hair.

Z - Zzzz (how you fall asleep together)

Sometimes she is too busy to spend the night with you,but when she can she will cuddle you or read to you.

#twilight #the twilight saga #volturi imagines #jane volturi imagines #jane volturi x imagines #jane volturi x reader #jane volturi headcanons #jane volturi #twilight rennaisance

[mydekuacademia]

HELLO!!!!! How are you? Congrats for the 150(2) followers!!! You really deserve it 🤗❤️

Ok so...can I have A,B,C,P,U, and Y for Todoroki? Please and thank you!! (Also if that's to much, I'm sorry about that. Just cancel some of them ok?) Have a nice day!!!

Thank you so much!!!

This is also for the other anon that requested Shouto's alphabet. Hope y'all enjoy :)

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

At first, hes not too familiar with the concept of aftercare. He'll do whatever you ask, but he wont really initiate it until hes more familiar with what needs to be done after sex

B: Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner)

On him: his arms. He loves well you fit into them

On you: thiiigghhsss babyyyy. He could spend hours buried between them. Skinny, thick, muscular, he doesnt care. He also loves marking them up

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

Not to hop on the quirk train, but the temp of his cum depends on the type of sex hes having and what mood hes in. Slow, sensual sex: slightly warmer. Quickies or rough sex: slightly cooler

He wants to cum on your thighs or stomach. Hes not a big fan of cumming inside because hes terrified of knocking you up (if you can get pregnant)

D: Dirty Secret

He kind of likes choking, but it makes him feel like endeavor so odds are, hes never going to choke you

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Hes not experienced whatsoever. He had comprehensive sex ed tho (endeavor wants grandchildren), so he knows what the fuck hes doing. If he doesnt know something, hes not shy about asking or looking it up

F: Favorite Position

Anything where he can see your face. Missionary, mating press, cowgirl, etc. He also likes holding you up with your legs around his waist (hes strong, so dont worry about getting dropped)

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

The longer youre in the relationship, the goofier he gets. At first, hes dead serious. Absolutely no joking. After some time tho, he might slip in a little joke or tickle you a bit if he feels like its getting too serious. All in all though, hes pretty serious

H: Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

No half and half pubes, sorry. Hes kinda salt and pepper, red and white mixed

Hes not trimmed or anything at first. It doesn't bother him, so why would he? After your first couple times getting intimate, he starts to trim

I: Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

So intimate, holy shit. He just loves you so much and wants to use this opportunity to really show you since he isnt great with his words. Sex with him is full of slow, gentle caresses and soft kisses. Even when he gets rough, he still makes sure you know how much he loves you

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Once every couple weeks, maybe. Less often if you have sex in that time. Its not a huge thing to him honestly

K: Kink (One or more of their kinks)

This goes without saying, but temperature play for sure. Only gentle heat and cold, never anything that could hurt you

Sensory deprivation - it gives him such a rush that you trust him enough to let him do as he pleases to you without you knowing what's gonna happen next

As i said before, choking. But hes not gonna do that unless he grows a lot

L: Location (Favorite places to do the do)

If its not a quickie, he almost always wants to use the bed. More comfortable and more space to work with

For quickies, just about damn anywhere yall wont get caught. Closets, bathrooms, empty conference rooms, you name it.

M: Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

When you do something that makes him remember how much he loves you (standing up for him, making him dinner, just existing sometimes) or when hes really frustrated and needs some release (like fromman encounter with endeavor or a failed mission or something)

N: NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No permanent marks, no pain play, no age play

O: Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He is the king of giving oral. He knows the perfect combination of tongue and fingers to have you seeing stars. He'll be buried between your thighs, squeezing and caressing them, and absolutely going to town on you. He doesnt even care if he doesnt get off, this is enough for him

He also appreciates a blow job if hes particularly frustrated or upset. He likes being taken care of sometimes

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Generally, hes right in between. If hes feeling particularly soft, he goes slow and sensual. If hes frustrated or during a quickie, hes 100% fast and rough

Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Hes absolutely down for quickies. Probably a third of the sex you two have is made up of quickies

R: Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)  

Hes pretty open to experimentation as long as it isnt one of his turn-offs. Just be aware that if he isnt feeling it, hes cutting it off right away.

S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

My god, he has so much stamina it should be illegal. If you let him, he'll go all damn night and maybe another round when you wake up. However, he doesnt usually do that since he knows that much overstimulation can be painful

T: Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He has a vibrator to use on you and a couple silk scarves for your wrists/ankles and to be used as a blindfold, but thats about it. Anything else he might use is made up of random stuff he has. Your underwear can be a gag, his belt can be a handcuff, etc

U: Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He will tease you until you start really whining, but not a ton honestly. He uses teasing to get you in the mood oftentimes. A hand just a tad too low on your back in public, or way too many kisses and hickies on your thighs before getting to the good part

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Not loud, but certainly not quiet. He has no qualms about letting out low moans and choked groans, but he loves hearing your sweet sounds too much to drown you out

W: Wild Card (Random headcanon)

He secretly loves having visible hickies. He doesnt mind the comments and speculation, and it makes him feel like theres always a part of you with him

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Icyhot is fucking hung. Not big enough to really hurt, but defs bigger than average. And its pretty too. One vein running along the bottom, circumcised, tip flushed pink. Perfect.

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Not terribly high - hes a pro, he has more to worry about than sex. He can go a good while without sex, but hes absolutely going to make up for lost time

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He oftentimes doesnt fall asleep after sex. He takes his time cleaning you up and giving the best aftercare (after he learns what that entails) then he might turn on a movie and just chill with you. The only time he falls asleep soon after sex is when he goes more than 4 or so rounds

#todoroki shouto #todoroki x reader #boku no hero academia #bnha #bnha x reader #my hero academia #mha #mha x reader #spicy

[jester-writing-things]

hello fellow human! I was wondering if you could do a NSFW alphabet for Cherri Bomb? yes? no? please. sorry i'm so stressed I have the brain capacity of a double A battery. anyways you a good writer tho :)

Alphabet? Alright, Thank you, I hope you’re doing well.

Cherri Bomb nsft alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

She’s very good with after care, it’s really important to her to make sure your ok and you didn’t get pushed too far

B= Body part (their fave body part of theirs and also their partners)

Face, she loves the faces you make! It’s so much fun to her when she’s trying something new!

C=Cum (anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

She doesn’t mind the mess and won’t worry about cleaning up till you’re both done for the night

D= Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

She said s a huge sadist, she loves power play and impact play but is worried she’ll hurt her partner for real

E= Experience (how experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

She’s pretty experienced, she’s had her fair share of partners and knows quite a bit

F= Favourite position

Anything than allows her to look you in the eye and has her on top of you, she loves looking down at you

G= Goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

She’s extremely goofy, what’s the point of you two aren’t having fun? She has tickled you during sex a will do it again

H= Hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc)

Her hair is always ruffled but she keeps her self well groomed, she wants to look good to her partner!

I= Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

She hold you close and gives you kisses, her hands slowly wandering lower on your body, she thinks romance is important

J= Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

She masturbates often though usually she doesn’t have the time to do such things

K= Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Power play and master/slave relationships, she loves to have you on the ground and obeying her like your life depends on it

L=Location (favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere you are comfortable, she’s pretty much fine with anything, even if you two are in public

M= Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Submissive behavior and shyness, she things it’s adorable when you two are together and you’re too flustered to say something to her

N= NO (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Forceful play, noncon stuff, she’s seen that shit and won’t put up with it, it kills the mood instantly. Her friend has been through that stuff and she finds no interest in it

O= Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

She prefers receiving, to have your head between her legs and be able to push you further is entertaining

P= Pace (are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc.)

She’s all about fast and rough, if you’re having a bad day she’ll go lighter on you, or if you beg well enough

Q= Quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

She loves quickies, she’ll do them anytime pretty much, she’s dragged you into alleys for quickies before

R= Risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc)

She loves the risk, as long as you’re both ok with it and there’s not much of a chance you’ll actually get hurt she’s down

S= Stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

She’s got a lot of stamina and on average can last about 3 rounds before she gets tired

T= Toy (do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner of themselves?)

Yes, she had so many toys and she loves using them on herself and on you, they make it fun!

U= Unfair (how much do they like to tease)

She loves teasing, but she prefers to threaten she’ll stop if you don’t start to beg

V= Volume (how loud are they, what sounds they make)

She’s quiet but yells orders at you, she’s not worried about getting heard, she’ll scream like a drill sergeant

W= Wild card (get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

She loves to playfully bite your lip while you two are fucking, she never breaks the skin though

X=X-ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

She doesn’t shave down there, she thinks it’s a hassle to constantly do it and would rather do something else

Y= Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Really high, she’ll fuck you every other day if you’re up for it, she’s so energetic it may go on till you fall asleep

Z= ZZZ (…how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

She won’t sleep until you do, she wants to watch you fall asleep and will drink coffee to stay up later just so she can see the cute faces you make in your sleep

#hazbin Hotel #cherri bomb hazbin hotel #cherri bomb x reader #hazbin cherri #cherri bomb #headcannons #headcannon #nsft alphabet #nsft #nsftumblr #nsft text #nsft post

[thatsapphicwriter]

Hi reader

Today I'm feeling a little extra single, so I'm just gonna go through a list of different ways to show trust or intimacy between two characters (or real life ppl, I mean u never know).

Hands. Omg hands. Mostly hands touching each other. This can be a person's own hands touching themselves to establish a level of comfort in their body, or with someone else showing deeply intimate feelings. If it's their palms touching it could be them connecting their energies (like when they make their pairing official), if it's finger tips it could show a trust big enough for experimentation and so on. Hands communicate a lot, but especially intimacy so please use hands in your writing.

Eye-contact. It can be a show of a characters general kindness and confidence if they, instead of nodding at people when saying hi on the street, just keep eye contact and smile. Eye-contact can be used in an alluring and flirtatious way. You could write whole paragraphs of your MC trying to decipher another person's Eye-contact. It also upgrades every smutty chapter by 100% because it makes the characters confront each other and brings them back to reality. It makes a scene much more real. It can also be used to establish a characters confidence - where are they looking? Are they thinking abt where they are looking? What does this mean?

Communication. This may just be me longing for a relationship where I don't have to be the mature one, but communicating is so fucking sexy. Literally, communication is the best way to show trust between your characters, and it will probably influence your readers in a positive way if you sneak it in there.

Ears, for some reason. Once again, this is related to communication and listening to other people. If they notice another person's ears while they're talking, it could show-case listening. Also, noticing little things about people in general is rally intimate and can be used to share that, especially if it's not a very observant person.

Sharing physical things with emotional importance to the character. Fx. letting someone/a character borrow ur MC's favorite book or Lipgloss, and the character/person makes sure it gets back in good condition. This will show that they trust and/or care for the other person and respect their interests. As someone(a Taurus) who gets very possessive over my favorite things, this is definitely a huge one for me, so don't be fooled by how small/general it is.

If it's parental love/intimacy/trust, I find that arguments can be a good show for it as well. A safe environment is also one where you/a character is allowed to lash out when their feelings get too big to handle. It shows maturity and patience from both sides if an argument can happen, and both learn from it constructively.

Discussing art. Literally such a cute trope I love it deeply. Especially when the two characters disagree, and while it isn't mentioned or made too obvious, it's still clear that they obviously respect the other person's opinion. It is, however, a very nice playground for flirting, like with every other fight (enemies to lovers fans have a point).

Apologizing. Need I say more? No, but I will. Apologizing shows an ability to take accountability for ones actions, which is needed when showing trust and intimacy. Even if it's just a small "I'm sorry" after accidentally hitting someone on the nose. Don't overuse it, though, cause that might make the character seem insecure (which could be intentional, but just showing through apologizing gets boring and annoying over time).

Have them stand/lay next to each other unintentionally and without them noticing until a little late in the moment. Like if they get new seats in class, and one doesn't notice until 20 minutes into the first class. When they do notice, though, they might start panicking a little bc "omg they're r i g h t t h e r e" and then they make a move or smth (idk it's ur story).

Exchanging annotated books. It's like a peak in the other persons/characters brain. Besides, books are incredibly intimate and the favorites will typically be ones that a person relates to in some way, shape or form, making just that a simple peak at their emotions. Books about bookworms are adorable and I love it very much.

Okay that was a long list. Obviously don't overuse any of them, cause then they lose their power, but I do believe that this is a nice little connection. Feel free to add onto it, but I can't come up with anymore just in this moment.

I do hope this inspired you in any way to write any of these in to your wip, because I find them adorable.

Love, The Sapphic Writer

#writing #writingcommunity #writingtips #book #writers of tumblr #wlw #Affection #intimacy #Writing healthy relationships #Trust #trust in relationships

[thelovelyghostwriter]

Neon Nostrade ABC NS/FW Headcanons

Okay. I’m gonna do this for our baby girl because well, she has a different set of kinks altogether. 

By the way, I will be referring to KuroNeon and KuroNeon when I’m doing this headcanon. 

Rated R Warning: Lots of vulgar terms. Don't like don't read. Don't go inside a cave and complain it's dark. I will block anyone who complains.

Let’s go for the ABC Headcanons of this brat: 

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

She’s two moods: either really drowsy after a good fuck or talkative. If she’s worn out good, she will be very sleepy and just want to lie on her partner’s chest. 

If she still has energy left, she likes to have a pillow talk with her partner. 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Girlie is proud of her curves and face. She knows she’s cute and she has the curves. She’s not afraid to dress up for her man and drive them absolutely crazy. 

She likes her partner’s biceps and back. She likes to scratch and caress them when they are in a missionary position. 

If she's with Kurapika and knows his Kurta identity, she worships his eyes (kinda fucked up but yes!). She likes how it turns scarlet because of his deep intense lust (and maybe hatred) while they’re having sex. She finds it alluring, like a moth to a flame. For Chrollo, it's his spider tattoo.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

This girl swallows. Nuff’ said. She likes to be milked too. She's submissive and breedable.

She also likes having her partner's fingers stuffed into her mouth after they finger her. A little taste on how wet she is. 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

She has a bunch of lingerie shoots that doesn’t show her face. She then post it on OnlyFans to gain extra income. Just lingerie pics because she enjoys modelling for it. However, she won't show her pussy or boobs. Those are VIP access only.

She also fucks her new head bodyguard aka Kurapika and had a one time fling with Chrollo. Papa must never know this.

Good girls are just bad girls who haven't been caught.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not so much. She isn't a virgin per se (really think one of her clients or Chrollo took her virginity), but she also hasn't gotten around much due to her father having people to guard her 24/7. She usually doesn’t take the lead so most of the time she just goes with the flow. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Anything to do with her partner dominating her. Girlie likes to get dicked down hard. So think of missionary, doggy and all sorts of variations that goes deep.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

She is very childish and teasing alright. She's not serious about it. To her, sex is for fun. She wants to enjoy it. She giggles a lot whenever she gets a pleasant reaction from her partner.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Yeah. She goes to those high-end bikini waxing services to get her pussy groomed once ever three months. She may show her lingerie to others but she only shows her lady parts to someone special and she has to make herself look presentable.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Uhhh... she is playful. She usually relies on the non-sexual dating part that her partner does for the romance.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

This girl likes to read smuts or listen to audios to get herself wet. If she really wants to get down on it, she uses a good ol' vibrator to buzz herself. She has to do it in a room though, where no one is around.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

*clears throat* This girl makes the best porn to write LMAO. I can think of a few kinks when it comes to her (and her r/s with Chrollo or Kurapika).

With Kurapika:

Discipline and Bondage: Her bratty attitude pisses off his stern no-bullshit personality. Sometimes she does it on purpose to egg him to punish and fuck her. She secretly enjoys it when he spanks her, be it using his hand or his belt. She realises that he might be into bondage based on the chains on his hand so she suggested tying her up. They used ropes, clothes, handcuffs and of course (actual, not his Nen) chains. He sometimes chains her up Shibari style and likes to see her pussy drool over the chains. This starts whenever she acts up, throws a tantrum and Kurapika has to deal with her bs. It's not easy disciplining this naughty brat but he likes the challenge until she's an obedient brat begging to be his cumslut. When she's being a good girl, he'll reward her with a good fucking and another present (e.g. jewellery or handbag or whatever she wants).

Degrading and Humiliation: This comes with the disciplining part. Whenever he disciplines her, it comes with degrading her. Neon loves to be called all sorts of degrading terms: slut, whore, brat. He's usually very uptight so it turns her on when he gets vulgar during sex. It gets even more intense when it's hate-fucking. He's supposed to dislike flesh collectors but here he is enjoying the flesh of a pretty collector, and so they engage in hate-sex filled with degrading her and Neon loves every filthy second of it.

Breeding: Yes, I know I said Kurapika ain't gonna want kids, based on my analysis of him and it makes sense. Only after he accidentally knocks her up, then he'll realise "hey, this ain't bad". So when Kurapika realises that perhaps repopulating the clan isn't that bad, Neon is more than happy to produce kids with him and be the freakin Kurta baby factory. The whole baby-making process is fun, they will make sure they won't waste a single cum drop. Neon also loves to address Kurapika as "Daddy" because she knows it makes him feel powerful and it represents fathering her children. Sorry Light Nostrade, Neon has another daddy now.

With Chrollo:

DD/LG: Their age gap and height difference screams sugar dating. He loves to indulge in her materialism and spoils her like a brat she is (he just steals those items and gives it to her). Chrollo is one freaky mf who calls her princess, kitten, baby girl and all sorts of really cute nicknames. Chrollo isn't like Kurapika who would degrade her. He likes to praise his little sex bunny because positive reinforcement works. He wants her to dress up in all those frizzy lingerie costumes and roleplay in DD/LG.

Toys: [See the T for Toys for this one]

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

One word: power. 

That is in the form of money and dominance in her partner. She loves it when they give her what she wants materially, be it that nice taxidermy butterfly necklace or that designer brand clothes and accessories. She doesn't care how you get it, but if you give it to her, she's sure to reward you.

Another thing that for sure turns them on is being dominated. Be it with Kurapika, Chrollo or anyone else, Neon loves to be dominated and fucked. Hold her by the neck. Let her know who is in charge. Make her beg to be fucked. A little possessive dirty talk will get her wet. Anything to do with establishing ownership of her.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Neon likes having sex in the bedroom or in the guy's office. She likes to disturb her partner while he's working so they end up doing it in the office. Or some luxurious hotel. A bathtub will be good too.

There's a very specific location I want to write her having sex with Kurapika. A location so messed up yet so angsty but I will keep quiet about it for now. You would need to be one creative sicko like me to guess this one. Heh. 😶😶

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

A big no is her being 100% dom. Neon is kinda lazy in that aspect. She doesn't like to do all the work and wants the pleasure/pain handed to her. At most, she'll ride the guy while she's on top but she's going to be a real tease about it, hoping that they would get impatient and flip her over. When they do, she'll be more excited because that's what baby girl wants.

Stuff like pee or anything to do with that is something that she'll never do.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

She likes to have her pussy eaten out of course. And how they make her come through oral sex. However, she prefers to give SLIGHTLY more. Just slightly. She likes to get her hair grabbed and face-fucked. Sometimes she engages in cock worship.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Usually, she says things like "fuck me harder", "don't stop" etc. to encourage getting fucked at a faster and rougher pace. Especially when they hit her G-spot. That sends her crazy. She does appreciate the slow and sensual but only at the beginning or near the end. Depending on the context of the sex session.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Yeah. She likes quickies. This has something to do with disturbing and teasing her partner while he's at work. Yes, I'm talking about Kurapika. So a little quickie just for him to relax and catch a break is Neon's favour for him for working so hard.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Yes. She's game on taking risks. She's actually the one who will initiate and explore with kinks she finds on the net. Heck, she once proposed getting fucked against the window and in the balcony, risking the fact that someone might see them (Papa absolutely must never know what his daughter has been doing). The fear and thrill of getting caught arouses her.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

I think at most two rounds. The sex can be really intense and this girl lacks stamina. She didn't go through formal Nen training (remember that she got hers without training), and her partners are Nen users and physically fit so they wear her out.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

She owns them alright. She uses a vibe to pleasure herself. It comes in handy when she gets horny during ovulation and there's no one to dick her down.

As for using them with a partner, she uses a lot of toys with Chrollo. Whether it's the anal beads when Chrollo wants to get her ass fucked while he rams the front or making her wear vibrating panties in public, she's sure down for it. She also will wear a tail butt plug to complement her kitty outfit that Chrollo instructed her to wear. She'd gladly follow whatever freaky fantasy he wants.

With Kurapika, they don't use toys except for bondage items. If Neon were to sleep with a woman, she'll prefer to get fucked with a strap on.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Neon is the queen of teases. Especially if her lover seems uptight. (Yes, Pika boy, that's you).

She'll randomly sends him nudes while he's working. She'll touch his lap/balls lightly when they're eating side by side. She'll say stuff that sounds suggestive in inappropriate timings. She'll wink. She'll roll her tongue while eating and making eye contact. Just to initiate sex.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Neon has a high-pitched voice. She's very vocal during sex. She can't help it. Honestly, she sounds like those girls in hentai porn but more genuine lmaoo. She'll moan, squeal, whine, squeak and pant with the occasional "yes", "fuck me", "harder" and all the short needy dirty talk to push them to do her rougher.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

She likes to shop for her outfits. It excites her thinking what type of kinky outfit she should buy to make her partner horny. Be it another lacy lingerie, bunny outfit, kitty outfit, she'll be sure to look delectable in her man's eyes.

She looks REAL good in pink or white. Most of her outfits are in that colour. 💖💖

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Neon has a B cup. She doesn't have those giant breasticles like Pakunoda or Shizuku. But that's understandable. I once estimated her height based on Chrollo's height and the manga panel where her head is at his shoulder. She's about 150cm, maybe even shorter. She's a petite girl. She has curves in proportion (she's not a loli, she's just small in height). But that's her charm. She's cute. Easily carried to be fucked.

Side note: The height difference between her and Kurapika (171cm)/Chrollo (177cm) is so good in this aspect (if you guys know what I mean) hehehe kekekek.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Hmm... I think Neon is mid. She does likes sex but she isn't a sex addict. She gets in the mood easily, especially when she's horny during ovulation. She won't be in the mood when she's angry or upset at not getting what she wants.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

She's exhausted after it happens. Definitely be sleeping like a baby. She'll lay on her partner's chest and doze off comfortably. If she still has the energy, she'll demand for round two or just pillow talk. Chatter her way until she falls asleep.

To end it off, I would like to give you guys some links to fanart where Neon is being hot, art by @anotherworldash :

Cat Outfit

Cat Outfit with Buttplug

Bunny Outfit Regina George reference

Neon in Shibari ropes

Chrollo and Neon

Kurapika and Neon

Neon sucking Kurapika off [Yes, you read this right]

Neon in pink lingerie

#neon nostrade #kuroneo #kuraneo #kuroneon