Kipo: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Benson and Dave, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Kipo: Our turn, Wolf! One, two, three- vanilla!
Wolf, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
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that... explains a lot
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Kipo: Why do you have so many poisons and toxins in your kitchen.
Scarlemagne: Just gives the food that little bit of extra oomph, you know?
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(After Cheese gets lost)
Knuckles: "Don't worry, Cream, we're gonna find him. And whoever is responsible for losing him."
Vector: "Knuckles, it was us."
Knuckles: *Cracks knuckles* "So we're halfway there."
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reactions to being called straight:
Lapis: The fuck, no I'm not.
Anne: Excuse the hell out of you?
Luz: Ding dong, you are wrong!
Benson: Who told you that? And why did they lie?
Nora: Rude.
Catra: *punches the person*
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Lio: Again, I freely admit that I assisted my wife in psychological experiments on lab animals. However, at that time, putting a pair of sunglasses on a monkey did not constitute cruelty!
Hugo: We’ll just agree to disagree.
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Blake: WHOO! I'm so tired, I'm awake! I haven't stayed up this late in years!
Blake: I'M GONNA KICK THAT LEAF!
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“Aw, it’s over? But you’re both still alive!”
- Terra watching two kids fight
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Vanessa: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake? One, two, three——
Vanessa and Finral, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Noelle: Our turn, Asta! One, two, three—— vanilla!
Asta: [deadpan] I’ve never had cake, what is cake?
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Kaz: You know what? I bet they put the moon far away so we don't eat it.
Oliver: *scoffs* You can't eat a star, Kaz.
Chase: ... The moon is neither a star nor edible.
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Yellow Steve: Sabre, I need your ha-ha-help!
Sabre: Why are you saying “help” weird?
Yellow Steve: Because I never said it before!
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Good Billions: Next up we have our home: planet earth!
Dave: *starts booing*
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Kipo: And everyone has something. Something that makes them special. Maybe not something that's important to you, but it's still important. Every life has value.
Scarlemagne: Except for Doctor Amelia's.
Kipo: Well...
Scarlemagne: And the mod frogs. And the opportunists selling bottled water for vastly inflated prices.
Scarlemagne: I have instructed my army to attack them. Not fatally, merely to the point where they soil themselves.
Kipo, sighing: Why don't we quit while we're ahead.
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Blitz: So, uh, Verosika? Things got pretty emotional last night. Can we talk about i-
Verosika, furious: Nope.
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