Kipo: And everyone has something. Something that makes them special. Maybe not something that's important to you, but it's still important. Every life has value.
Scarlemagne: Except for Doctor Amelia's.
Kipo: Well...
Scarlemagne: And the mod frogs. And the opportunists selling bottled water for vastly inflated prices.
Scarlemagne: I have instructed my army to attack them. Not fatally, merely to the point where they soil themselves.
Kipo, sighing: Why don't we quit while we're ahead.
35 notes
·
View notes
Kipo: Why do you have so many poisons and toxins in your kitchen.
Scarlemagne: Just gives the food that little bit of extra oomph, you know?
36 notes
·
View notes
Lio: Again, I freely admit that I assisted my wife in psychological experiments on lab animals. However, at that time, putting a pair of sunglasses on a monkey did not constitute cruelty!
Hugo: We’ll just agree to disagree.
46 notes
·
View notes
Kipo and the age of wonderbeasts incorrect quotes =] (w a lot of my favvv character Wolf.) les go
____________________
Wolf: name a more iconic duo than me and my crippling fear of abandonment.
Kipo: me and you!!
Wolf, tearing up: oh.
__________________
Dave: change is inedible.
Benson: you mean inevitable?
Dave, spitting out coins: no I do not.
___________________
Kipo: do you take constructive criticism?
Scarlemagne: I only take cash and credit.
________________________
Wolf: you really think I give a fuck? I can't even read.
_______________________
Wolf: what doesn't kill me should run because now I'm fucking pissed.
____________________
Kipo: I told Wolf that her ears flush when she's lying.
Benson: why?
Kipo: look.
Kipo: Hey Wolf, do you love us?
Wolf, covering her ears: no.
Benson:
__________________
Kipo: Wolf and I were walking down the street when a man drove by and honked at us
Benson: what did Wolf do...
Kipo: she chased him down to the next red light then leaned into his window and...
Wolf: does anyone need a steering wheel?
__________________
Scarlemagne: here's some advice.
Wolf: I didn't ask for any.
Scarlemagne: too bad, I'm stuck here with my thoughts and I need someone to share them with.
___________________
Dave: must be hard not being able to laugh.
Wolf: I do have a sense of humor you know
Dave: I've never heard you laugh
Wolf: I've never heard you say anything funny.
_______________________
Benson: do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Wolf: literally or figuratively?
Benson: the fact that I have to clarify.
30 notes
·
View notes
Things Kipo Characters Absolutely Have Said
Dave: Even Wolf and I have been getting closer. The other day, she gave me half of her sandwich.
Wolf: I mistook him for a garbage can.
~~~~~~~~~~
Kipo: What is your favourite mythical story?
Scarlemagne: The Story Of My Will To Live.
Kipo: I don’t think I’ve heard of that one before.
~~~~~~~~~
*out grocery shopping*
Dave: *takes a free sample twice*
Dave: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.
~~~~~~~~~~
Troy: So what are your political beliefs?
Benson, awkwardly trying to impress them: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kipo: Wolf, you need to react when people cry!
Wolf: I did. I rolled my eyes.
~~~~~~~~~~~
37 notes
·
View notes
Yumyan with his leg stuck in a chair: Now, you may be asking, “How did you do this to yourself, Yumyan Hammerpaw?”
Yumyan: Well kids, Yumyan Hammerpaw has no fucking clue either.
225 notes
·
View notes
Reader: Sitting in Scarlemagnes library reading a book
Scarlemagne: Hi there. Remember that time you showed me love and affection?
Reader: ...?
Scarlemagne: Well I'm here to stay now. I got feelings. Thats how it works. You showed me human kindness. Something I'm not used too. But hey you did it, you fucked up. I'm your problem now.
(This also works for Jamack lol)
156 notes
·
View notes
I just had the most coincidental coincidence ever.
So I'm making an incorrect quotes thing w the KATAOW characters and this quote came up
If you don't know, it's actually from an episode of KATAOW anD MOST PEOPLE IN THE QUOTE ARE IN THEIR CORRECT PLACES EXCEPT WOLF BC I DIDNT PUT HER IN THERE.
This is the link to that post. =]
30 notes
·
View notes