Lio: Again, I freely admit that I assisted my wife in psychological experiments on lab animals. However, at that time, putting a pair of sunglasses on a monkey did not constitute cruelty!
Hugo: We’ll just agree to disagree.
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Kipo: Why do you have so many poisons and toxins in your kitchen.
Scarlemagne: Just gives the food that little bit of extra oomph, you know?
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(After Cheese gets lost)
Knuckles: "Don't worry, Cream, we're gonna find him. And whoever is responsible for losing him."
Vector: "Knuckles, it was us."
Knuckles: *Cracks knuckles* "So we're halfway there."
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Blake: WHOO! I'm so tired, I'm awake! I haven't stayed up this late in years!
Blake: I'M GONNA KICK THAT LEAF!
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“Aw, it’s over? But you’re both still alive!”
- Terra watching two kids fight
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Vanessa: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake? One, two, three——
Vanessa and Finral, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Noelle: Our turn, Asta! One, two, three—— vanilla!
Asta: [deadpan] I’ve never had cake, what is cake?
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Kaz: You know what? I bet they put the moon far away so we don't eat it.
Oliver: *scoffs* You can't eat a star, Kaz.
Chase: ... The moon is neither a star nor edible.
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Kipo: And everyone has something. Something that makes them special. Maybe not something that's important to you, but it's still important. Every life has value.
Scarlemagne: Except for Doctor Amelia's.
Kipo: Well...
Scarlemagne: And the mod frogs. And the opportunists selling bottled water for vastly inflated prices.
Scarlemagne: I have instructed my army to attack them. Not fatally, merely to the point where they soil themselves.
Kipo, sighing: Why don't we quit while we're ahead.
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Hoag: Emperor Scarlemagne, it hurts when I breathe.
Scarlemagne: Then what should you stop doing?
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Kipo and the age of wonderbeasts incorrect quotes =] (w a lot of my favvv character Wolf.) les go
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Wolf: name a more iconic duo than me and my crippling fear of abandonment.
Kipo: me and you!!
Wolf, tearing up: oh.
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Dave: change is inedible.
Benson: you mean inevitable?
Dave, spitting out coins: no I do not.
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Kipo: do you take constructive criticism?
Scarlemagne: I only take cash and credit.
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Wolf: you really think I give a fuck? I can't even read.
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Wolf: what doesn't kill me should run because now I'm fucking pissed.
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Kipo: I told Wolf that her ears flush when she's lying.
Benson: why?
Kipo: look.
Kipo: Hey Wolf, do you love us?
Wolf, covering her ears: no.
Benson:
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Kipo: Wolf and I were walking down the street when a man drove by and honked at us
Benson: what did Wolf do...
Kipo: she chased him down to the next red light then leaned into his window and...
Wolf: does anyone need a steering wheel?
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Scarlemagne: here's some advice.
Wolf: I didn't ask for any.
Scarlemagne: too bad, I'm stuck here with my thoughts and I need someone to share them with.
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Dave: must be hard not being able to laugh.
Wolf: I do have a sense of humor you know
Dave: I've never heard you laugh
Wolf: I've never heard you say anything funny.
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Benson: do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Wolf: literally or figuratively?
Benson: the fact that I have to clarify.
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