#ITS A JOKE PLS

[that-one-pretty-bitch]

POV: 2014 Wattpad

DISCLAIMER: This is PURE mockery of 12 yr olds on wattpad do, if it bothers you in any way please click off.

If your my moots PLS read this

Hey guys, I think I start new book UwU btw it Fanfiction :)

(A/n: This is on things that happen to me so please be nice :(( ) 

DISCLAIMER: This is purely fictional (please don’t flag us)

Hi. My cute name is (y/n). I’m 4’3” and habv cute 5’ blonde hair. I cutely wake up cutely and cutely yawn cutely as my cute, birdght blue gtlitery orbs cutely tkse in the bootifulful woldrd around cute me. Sure, my dad beat cute me to death while in prison in Tuvalu, but that’s okay, because I probably cutely deserved it. I cutely look at my cute self in the mirriao0, and wihydoft, tears cutely begin to form in my cute, brigtht belur cute orbs. It’s hard cutely living all alone, speciaily since my mother left cute me to go buy milk all those years ago. My whoeleeeç family was kileldn before my cute eyes when I was very little, but the murderer kidngaπped cute me bcz of how cute I was. They were never really there for cute me. I cutely remember cutely how they didn’t show up to my own cute birth.  I cutely get drqeessed in a sihmple yet cute outfit and tie my sleuek, shiny, cute, blonuqd hair into a cute messy bun.

Cutely bqldsitibg the fight song I cutely walhgk to sgfchohiol, cutely go to the rofj4jwlf, and cutely skiepe mcayh even though I’m cutely failing it. I cutely snqghs the fdigneht song and cutely stppoledt sdomethdonec who was passing by, they comepktedisk my cute voice, and told cute mghe how I cutely savesdjlk their life with my cute words. Cutely smiling, I cutely walk down to my next class cutely rejecting the confessions I get because I’m not like other girls. While the other popppljurlahe girls wear 69 tons of mkaejp and talk about boys and hair and other silllyen stuff, I enjoy cutely writing fanfiction, cutely bursting into song in the middle of the school bathroom, and cutely putting my riarhn in cute messy buns. I cutely walk over to my cute lockoeihrrej and then cutely gapsdjskm. It was Gegina Reorge, the most pouôpoular girl in the worklde, her preantse left her a trust fund for 420 trillion dollars. She walks past my cute lckoer wearing Gucci. She glared at cute me with her malaciouupos green orbs and grinned as she spilled her icirfd coffee on my cute dooursllar store shoes. My parents gave my mewamhn siblings all of their moyney, and now, I have to cutely live in a cute luxury apartment in California all by my cute self while cutely working my cute part-time job at the local bakery. “Whoops, sorry” she sneered. I sighed cutely. She’s been the bane of my cute wxitsencej ever since I was cutely in the womb. Suddenly, a boy appepars in front of cute me. My cute cnehs begin to cutely quiver. It was Chad McDickson. “Hey you,” he says. “Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-es-s-s-s-s?” I cutely ttsutrek. “Move,” he said. His myhceoius black hair and eggnimgthiccccc dark orbs met mine. “O-o-o-o-f-f-f c-c-c-c-our-r-r-se. I-i-i-i-i-i-m-m-m s-s-s-s-o-o-o-r-r-r-y” I cutely stutter. 

Update: My mom told cute me to go to bed eawly and I cutely dwopped my cute pencil on the floow at school. I’m sowwy guys, but my cute mental health is cutely getting baddew and my family is toxic. My cwush didn’t look at cute me even though I cutely twipped cutely and cutely fell cutely 30 cute feet away compwetewy out of his wision. I can’t believe senpai didn’t notice cute me :(. ToT I don’t know if I’ll evew be abow to keep up. Honestly I feew wike cutely crying. UwU <3 ToT 

Update: I stwarted listening to Misery by Maroon 5 and I wewate to it so much, it descwibes my cute but tewwible wife in pewfect cute detaiw. Owoi

Timeskip bc im lazy xD <3 uwu

I’m at Chad McDickson’s party. The party is suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper craycrayaycray. Everyone in school is there and I cutely can’t believe I was cutely invied to the suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper amazinh party. I cutely picked out a cute outfit for the party and cutely tied my cute hair into a cute messy braid

 There wa loud busic blasting throught he expesnive loud spekers and everyone looked klike they were having a loy og fun. I cutely walked over to the bar and cutely grabbed a glass of drink and cutely drank from it. O no! I cutely thoguht. There i saw my wortsg enmey Gegina Reorge. She was wdrainh Louis Vitton and was with her fredns Heather Biatchson adn MacKenzie Dafuqer. They wre also wearing Louis Vitton and lokedin my cute direction. I cutely gapsed.  They were out to ruin my cute life anign.  They sudunety starte dto uh sc4ewm at wme. “Oh my gawd what is that ah-gly outfit. Dah-ling, are ya sure ya don’t want my family tah adopt ya?” I cutely cridde ion the unsidje and otusdideº.  I cutely ran utsiode into the highschool bathroom and started cutely crying. I  cutelyturn on my iPod 0.69 and start cutely singing fight song. “Dis is me fight song take back my life song prove im aight songgggggggggggg” I cutely sang while cutely crying. I cutely opwkjnejd my cute MHA manga and cutely got my cute tears all over it. I then cutely closed it and cutely cuddled my cute sexy Bakugo body pillow (uwu).  “OMG what is that cute voice?” I cutely gapsed cutely and cutely stuetterd cutely . It was Chad! His mawnly voice echoed throughout the bathroom. I cutely spueœkcd. He looked at cute me and I cutely looked back at him. It was true love. We kiss and stuff. Chad McDickson’s friends, Phil McCracken and Mike Hawk, appear. “Hey,” they say, “what are you doing with that loser”. Chad punches them in the face. Gegina shows up. “Oh my god are you dating my boyfriend’ she says. “Yes” i sirmk wit my newfounf confiebdence.  One Direction shows up. *music starts playing* “You’re insecure” they say, “not sure what for, you’re turning heads when you walk through the door. Don’t need makeup to cover up. You’re beautiful just the way you are. Everyone else in the room can see it, everyone else but youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Baby you light you light up my world like nobody elsseeeee the way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell you don’t knowOwO ydk your bootifulful”. ig more stuff happens idk what to do with my life. roll credits. 

Our cute, amazing, cute reviews uwu:

“This is one of the best writing pieces ever submitted. We will give the author if this deep and emotion text a nobel prize for how much this benefited society. Every sentence I read, I acquires 500 trillion more brain cells.” -The New York Times

“I built a time machine to come back from the dead and cutely say something about this beautiful piece of cute artistic, meaningful piece.” 

- Leonardo da vinci

#wattpad #This is why Ao3 is superior #wattpad fanfic #Its a joke pls #I'm not like this shit

[deesi-academia]

How To Get Away With Murder (real)

#deserved its own post out of my tags #desiblr #desi #chaotic academia #humor #memes #its a joke pls

[jupiterlandings]

“How is 12 year old Annabeth head of the Athena cabin??”

1. Demi gods have the life expectancy of a lemming.

2. Gifted kids often burn out by age 16 & I doubt any of the Athena teens have the energy or desire to argue with their little sister who willingly takes care of all the family paperwork.

#ramblings #percy jackson #pjo #OMG PEOPLE THIS IS A JOKE I KNOW SHE WAS THERE THE LONGEST #ITS STILL P WILD TO HAVE A 12 YEAR OLD IN CHARGE OF ALL HER SIBLINGS CALM DOWN PLS #I READ THE BOOKS I DID MY TIME LET ME JOKE ABOUT THIS

[startaee]

George telling us to consider plan b cuz he got us all preggo w that last move 😋😋😋

#japanese gp 2023 #f1 #ITS A JOKE PLS

[peevishpants]

/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\: u like book? u want buy book? two dollar *falls asleep*

available as a print here!

#CAT #artists on tumblr #i am going to make a list of every book in this drawing later #they are all some of my faves!!! #i ripped this joke from bts's suga from that show where they had to demonstrate american swag #weiwei art #pls reblog this its my favourite thing ive drawn all year

[elainiisms]

this scene was 10x more emotional and romantic than any scene between them and those boys

#if you ship wednesday with xavier or tyler im sorry but what do you see there #like genuinely #psa please dont take this post THAT seriously its a show im joking around pls #wednesday spoilers #wednesday #the addams family #wednesday show #wednesday series #wednesday netflix #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #wenclair #tyler galpin #xavier thorpe

[scarlettroubles]

RIP Megumi

#jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #megumi fushiguro #ryoumen sukuna #jjk #jjk fanart #jjk spoilers #jjk 224 #THIS IS A JOKE #satoru gojo #jujutsu gojo #jujutsu megumi #jujutsu sukuna #I laughed way harder than i should have when gojo said 'its megumi so he'll be fine' #before proceeding to throw sukuna into a building #SIR THAT IS UR CHILD PLS #gojo really planning to beat the demon straight outta his child #rip megumi

[meercraft]

Real life is everything to me. Scar, Cleo, Ren and Skizz look like they’re children. No one can run. Combat is horrific. 90% of ppl are on red life within thirty minutes. Grian randomly sometimes shows a facecam for the first time in what feels like years. There’s a sleepover and club you can only enter upon dying. BigB is freakishly tall for no reason. Grian is falling and then ascending like Jesus Christ on easter. All of them are going to puke

#pls everyone watch the episodes from the person of ur choice #real life spoilers #IM SO OBSESSED. #trafficblr #traffic smp #third life #grian #life series #life series april fools #its. its so fucking funny #i have not watched everyone’s pov only Grian and Scar but i’m sure they’re all perfect #IDC THAT ITS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE

[munchkin-witch]

2012 Leo my beloved 💙

April 🤝 Karai

Being robbed of older sister dynamic

#super hate the way all the girls in the show are love interests #also no april hate pls #the jokes were funny but its gotten annoying #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2k12 #tmnt fanart #tmnt 2012 fanart #tmnt leo #tmnt leonardo #tmnt leo fanart #art #fanart #tmnt #tmnt 2012 april #tmnt 2012 karai #april o'neil #karai 2012

[stnaf-vn]

First of all I’m glad your back :)

Second of all, PLEASE tell me that Friend seasons his food. I know that his spice level is so low that it goes through the earths crust, but he’s can’t just eat bland food 😔

#its a joke i thought was funny pls #​💾​- see thru need a friend game #✨-friend #🔪-stnaf scenarios

[sleepy-hyperfixations]

Im a top ice truther unfortunately

#icemav #top gun #top gun 1986 #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #all icemav is good icemav #For the record i will read any fic that has my interest #top ice just speaks to me #Also this isn't meant to insult or offend anyone pls its a joke #I just need ppl to know where my loyalties lie

[nikibogwater]

If Disney is so dead-set on pumping out these live-action remakes and sequels to remakes, then where's my live-action remake of Cinderella III: A Twist in Time? I want Cate Blanchet bending the laws of the universe while dramatically snarling "Bibbity bobbity boo!" I want undercover Lily James on a stealth mission in the palace with her mice. I want Richard Madden yeeting himself out of a second story window to chase down his true love. If you're gonna commit to this whole live-action remake thing, then you'd better freaking commit.

#disney #cinderella #cinderella 2015 #live action remake #i'm joking pls for the love of all that is good don't do this #cinderella 2015 is the only good remake and it is perfect and needs to be left alone in its perfection

[copepods]

i wish boobies got more hype beyond “haha bird with funny name” because they are actually so gorgeous… look at these guys

sleek. streamlined. beautiful. more sula genus love NOW

#gannets also <333 but this post aint about them #text #birds #ANYONE WHO MAKES A JOKE…. PLS I KNOW ITS FUNNY BUT NOT THIS POST. I JUST WANNA TALK ABOUT BIRDS

[inchidentalmeowmeow]

Babies 🥹

Max and Charles knowing each other since they were literal tater tots (5 according to Max) is blowing up on twitter again, so friendly reminder that these two both had a spiderman phase growing up as well ❤️💙

#did u think they were joking when they said they knew each other basically their whole lives #ngl kudos to max for surviving gremlin toddler charles cuz we all know that boi bites #look at his lil face going 😼 #maybe thats why max remembers the helmet #its the trauma 🤣 #lestappen #f1 #formula 1 #charles leclerc #cl16 #max verstappen #1633 #ferrari #mv33 #also #i know Charles did it before but #BRING BACK SPIDEY HELMETS AGAIN PLS I LOVE IT SM

[bruciemilf]

There's something so terribly secretive about fathers and pain. Fathers are open wounds, and Bruce isn't the exception of the rule.

But he's very, very good at disguising it. He's a haunted house and refuses to let them in, and a part of Dick, a part of him that both smiles and cries when he sees Bruce interact with his siblings, wishes he could overpower that strength.

"You have to leave it alone. We don't talk about it."

" But we should."

" That's now who I am, chum. Tati's sorry."

So Dick does. What a good little bird he is.

But Bruce's secrets weren't dormat and docile and obedient. They'll come out of someone's mouth if not from his. Dick just didn't expect it to happen like THAT,

Oliver and his dad always had the most curious relationship. It heavily reminded Dick of Jason and Tim, in some ways.

They liked having Oliver around. Uncle Ollie was saucy and witty and railed Bruce up considerably. It was the perfect moment to be a fly on the wall, studious and smirking,

"You're the most unstable Individual I've ever encountered. And I have lunch with Harley on Fridays."

" 1) Rude for not Inviting me. 2) I'm not the one who tried to kill himself at 8."

Pin drop.

Jason's voice hasn't been so small since he was a kid, " ...What?"

Oliver, entirely unaffected by dropping this hard of a bombshell, sips his tea, " Yeah, why do you think your old man stays away from Robinson Bridge?"

A suffocating hush falls over them. Bruce gently puts Damian down, promising they'll finger paint later, and walks away with eyes downcast.

Oliver blinks, looking at a face palming Roy, "Uh...This is the part where you laugh?"

But looking around their frozen grimaces puts understanding in him. " ...Yeah, never let me improv again."

#tw suicide mention #pls dont chew oliver out!! its their inside joke and he assumed the batkids were in on it #but its also my personal headcanon #for the heartbreaking image of alfred diving after him <3 #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #dick grayson #batman #jason todd #batfamily #hugging bruce is free therapy!! just to let the batkiddos know #text #oliver queen

[kenobihater]

sorry, he's allergic to SOUP? no wonder he thinks he's destined for infinite sadness, i'd believe that too if my immune system thwarted me from slurpin down a nice hearty bowl of soup 😭

#len speaks #obi-wan kenobi #obiwan kenobi #obi wan kenobi #star wars #rots novelization #matthew stover #reason no. 928 why i need 2 finish this book: obi-wan allergy lore #reason no. 929 why i need 2 finish this book: obi-wan 'the negotiator' kenobi causing political mayham thru his inability 2 admit his SOUP #allergy. like... bby girl WHY did you do that? you caused politicians to start throwing CHAIRS at each other 💀 truly clownish behavior! #i dont love when ppl exaggerate his disregard for his own physical wellbeing (its fine up to an extent i think) but this is actual legends #material where he knowingly ingests something that can kill him. he's not an inherent walking disaster imo but dear god he has his moments! #also i realize this means he's allergic to one soup and not all soups. let a man make a joke abt his blorbo in peace pls and thank u #sidenote: found and confirmed the allergy bit in the book. cannot find reference to chair throwing. might be in an encyclopedia or deleted #article. i will accept this chair-throwing incident as fact unless proven otherwise 👍🏼