#I'm posting an incorrect quote again

[shining-m00nlight]

Some time ago in the Vale:

Ned: Well, who cuts people's hair in the middle of the night?

Robert: I do! They call me the Midnight Barber.

Ned: Yeah, well that's an infringement of people's liberties. So don't ever be doing that to me.

Robert: I DO do it to you.

Ned: ...what?

Robert: Who d'you think cuts your hair, Maester?

Ned: My hair just doesn't grow very fast

Robert: What, you think it stays that length naturally? I'm in there in the night, styling away.

Ned: How dare you do that to me in the night, when I'm oblivious.

Robert: I do my best work when you're oblivious. I lean you up against the pillow, and I go at you.

Ned: That's perverted!

#I'm posting an incorrect quote again #it's only been two years #game of thrones #asoiaf #ned stark #robert baratheon #incorrect game of thrones #incorrect got #incorrect game of thrones quotes #incorrect got quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect asoiaf #incorrect a song of ice and fire quotes

[smw-on-kamino]

The Sad Batch + Text Posts pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3 | pt 4 | Crosshair special

#the bad batch #tbb #meme #funny #text post #incorrect quotes #hunter #wrecker #tech #crosshair #omega #echo #the sad batch #mystuff #some season 3 spoilers maybe #i'm at it again #couldn't resist #sorry y'all #my memes

[greenapplebling]

Tim: *constantly forgets how the microwave works*

Also Tim: *would resolve a murder case after 5 seconds of looking through the scene*

Jason:

Jason: I can't tell if Tim is a dumbass or a genius, so I'll start calling him gembass

Barbara: Come on now, he's just a bad adjusted adult-

Dick: Dumbius

#i am once again projecting #clarifying now bc i saw people trying to put logic in my posts?? #please don't take this seriously #i'm just having fun lol #dc #batfamily #batman #nightwing #dick grayson #red robin #tim drake #red hood #jason todd #batgirl #oracle #barbara gordon #robin #batfam incorrect quotes #incorrect batfam quotes #source: my family <3

[ryan1014n2]

Skarloey comes to a realization

#I am back at it again with the skarloey and neil propaganda #I was thiiis close to being finished with this and then I realized I colored the coaches upside down and I had to fix them #I'm super proud of how rheneas turned out here actually #incorrect ttte quotes #ttte skarloey #ttte rheneas #skarloey x neil #my doodles #my post

[undermycoat]

morgana: arthur will never get a laugh from me. if he tells a joke and it’s funny i’ll giggle when i get home

#incorrect merlin quotes #pendragon siblings #bbc merlin #you could replace arthur with 'a man' honestly #support your local man-hating lesbian #cupid de bunny #merlin #posts that have probably been made before but i'm doing it again all the same

[mythological-mayhem]

Greek Gods Incorrect Quotes 19

Hestia: Well, did Zeus commit the crime?

Hera: Commit the crime? He can't even commit to this relationship.

#mythology #greek mythology #greek gods #incorrect quotes #hestia #hera #we love sibling bonding #zeus #woo I'm finally starting to post incorrect quotes again #might cut back on the goddamn essay in the tags every time tho #also might start a queue

[sweethome-thoughts]

Ji-Su: do I have a crush on you or am I just lonely

Sang-Wook: do I like you or do I like that you like me

Eun-Yoo: do I want to be in a relationship or do I just want to prove that I am worthy of one

Hyun-Su: is anyone going to eat this taco or should I just assume that they aren't

#he can't relate #suppressed one bc it didn't fit for any chara lmaoo sorry #HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG KANG BTWWW YOU'RE ONE YEAR CLOSER TO BE OLD AS FUCK (30yo) DAMN TIME FLIES #in honor of his birthday i'm posting aroace Hyun-Su propaganda again (i did it for me but act like it's for him) #(he most likely doesn't give a flying fuck but SHHHHH it's for him he told me i'm right i was with him on the phone to tell him hpb) #pyeon sang wook #incorrect quotes #sweet home #yoon ji su #cha hyun su #lee eun yoo #sweet home netflix

[champion-of-the-jotnar]

Michael: “I don’t even know why you acted out that way, it was a harmless prank!”

Evan: “I don’t even know why you did what you did- hiding behind the wall like that, are all older brothers supposed to fulfill the role of psychopaths!?”

Michael: “I wasn’t even wearing my mask fully!”

Evan: “You still made my heart temporarily stop regardless- that’s no excuse!”

**Both Evan and Michael continuing to fight and bicker**

Elizabeth, glancing to William cheerily: “Dun-dun, Looks like this is a job for Little Miss Mediator!”

Elizabeth, then pulling out a toy/fake gun: “Keep fighting and I’ll kashoot the both of you bitches.”

Both Evan and Michael:

Elizabeth:

William:

William: “...Well done, Elizabeth.”

#Michael Afton #Elizabeth Afton #Evan Afton #Incorrect Quotes #William Afton #Afton family #Afton kids #Afton children #once again #inspired by that one rottmnt post I saw that I reblogged on main #pure gold I'm telling y'all

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

VRISKA:

#not my itsy 8itsy ass crawling up the waterspout again #submission #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #vriska serket #ok let me explain this one #the post was submitted as vriska the other day #but op edited the post so i figured it was time to upd8 it #// #mod terezi #ok i'm not sure if you forgot to send the text or if it was edited to be blank #and tbh i think vriska just standing there menacingly is funnier

[sleep-can-wait]

I'm new here so what's up?

Aru: Sometimes you just gotta macarena your way through anxiety

Brynne: Same

Aiden: No, both of you go to therapy right now

#aru shah #the pandava quintet #as if you don't need to go to therapy as well Aiden #tpq #rick riordan presents #incorrect quotes #roshani chokshi #again I'm new so sorry if this was posted before

[ribbonspice]

Blaine: Whomst'd've consumed my ice juice? Iris: Should I call the exorcist? THE SPECTER: I hath consumed the ocean sauce. Rainer: Call the exorcist.

#scp 5239 #scp 105 #scp 4494 #scp 4051 #scp incorrect quotes #i'm not sure where exactly this came from but i saw a lot of posts with this dialogue #also the aforementioned posts that use this dialogue didn't credit the source #then again maybe i'm reading into it too much and it's just made up for shiggles #either way i couldn't pass up the opportunity to make this with scp foundation characters #blaine veers and the specter are criminally underrated #there i said it

[incorrect-brawlstars]

Barley: Between me and my sweet potato and the Tiper lovefest, this trio is starting to feel like one big double date in a can

Barley: Well, except for Byron and Mortis. Mortis isn't really Byron's type.

#SO Y'ALL KNOW HOW SIERRA WAS WRONG ABOUT CHRIS AND CHEF? same thing here #brawl stars #incorrect brawl stars #incorrect quotes #I don't even ship Byortis that much but I'm so fond of them #souce: Total Drama World Tour #I'm saying it again. Sierra is WRONG. Chef and Chris deserve each other #oop forgot the normal tags xD #brawl stars barley #brawl stars ash #brawl stars Piper #brawl stars Tara #brawl stars byron #brawl stars mortis #back to talking about TD #Sierra was creepy but not completely awful and then all stars happened #they could've done something better with the creepy fangirl stalker. like come on #<--- says the person that kins Colette. the stalker and creepy (yet cute) fangirl #I should probably talk more about TD with my bestie #or post more about it on my main blog

[kiwi-tmntfan]

Have some incorrect quotes of my au because why not:

Nardo: I feel like the world would be better if I'd never been born Mikey: Aw... that's not true. Nardo: Really? Mikey: It'd be exactly the same. You're not important

Raph: Any idiot would know that Nardo: I knew that! Raph: See?

Don: Nice rock. Mikey: Thanks! Nardo gave it to me Nardo: I threw it at you! Mikey: Isn't he the sweetest?

Nardo: Even Tello and I have been getting closer. The other day, he gave me half of his sandwich. Don: I mistook him for a garbage can.

Nardo: *screams* Raph: *screams louder to establish dominance* Don: Should we do something? Mikey: No, I wanna see who wins.

Nardo, Mikey, Don: *sitting on a bench* Raph: Why are you guys so sad? Nardo: Sit down so we can tell you Don: The bench is freshly painted.

2012 Leo: Nardo, we tried things your way. Nardo: No we didn't! Leo: I did it in my head, and it didn't work.

#idk why 2012 Leo was a part of this #I saved these a while ago so I don't remember what I was doing #but anyway #I'm starting up with my au again! #And yeah I was kind of doodling some of these earlier so #Might post some au stuff soon idk #rpwasobt nardo #rpwasobt mikey #rpwasobt don #rpwasobt raph #tmnt #tmnt leo #tmnt mikey #tmnt donnie #tmnt raph #tmnt 2012 leo #tmnt incorrect quotes #rpwasobt incorrect quotes #rpwasobt

[incorrect-drarry-quotes]

Do you have a source on Tom Felton improvising the wand scene? Because movies don't work like that. I don't think it's true. You can improvise a line, but not a whole scene where other characters' blocking is relevant.

i made it up dumbass. look at who you're talking to

#drarry #harry potter #incorrect drarry quotes #idq asks #giggling hee hee ha ha and posting on the internet #i cant wait to lie on here again. actually give me a minute I'm going to do it right now.

[legendary-cookies]

BRING BACK INCORRECT QUOTES PLS

I want to lmao

I've had doodles based on incorrect quotes in my art ideas list for ages but I have literally so many other things I wanna work on TDEUTHSJYXFX

#velvet speaks #maybe someday i'll do the text posts again with incorrect quotes #i've also wanted to maybe write small fics of the legends too but i'm self conscious about my writing sfhhfxyxf

[incorrect-loopgang]

Lupin, to Jigen: Remember that time you tried to say to Goemon "you have a nice smile" but got it mixed up with "i like your eyes" so you screamed "YOU HAVE EYES" before running to hide in my room?

Jigen: >:(

#soooo... the queue ran out. i forgot about it. then i went abroad. then i got covid. #long story short i'm really sorry #posting will resume as normal until i forget again ^^ #lupin iii #lupin iii incorrect quotes #daisuke jigen #jigoe #jigen x goemon