#I'd like to see her more😭

[spongebob-connoisseur]

Knowing that the Spongebob crew doesn't know what to do with Sandy because they find her unfunny hence why she's been used less and less throughout the seasons.

#I LIKE SANDY #She was tied with spongebob as my favorite as a kid #Idk somehow it feels like shes grown away from the main friend group in the show #Shes just there #Occasionally she does have interesting interactions with characters but often very limited #I'd like to see her more😭 #Idk i feel like she can be funny but they gotta stop relying so much on her being 'the smart one' #And she works well with another character to bounce off of #But in order to do that you've got to work out and fix how she interacts with characters which they've definitely tried there are some good #Modern episodes with her #Idk i wish she was used more #At least she's getting her own movie #the spongebob connoisseur #spongebob squarepants #spongebob #sb #spongebon squarepants #spongebob meme #Sandy cheeks

[toasteaa]

NEUVILLETTE HAS A SISTER??? how does Eclair get along with her? 👀

I'm so sorry anon, this is actually really difficult for me to answer cause I have NO context or frame of reference of what you're referring to 😭

If you mean how I see Furina and Neuvillette's relationship as platonic and familial, Eclair treats Furina just like everyone else does. Well, mostly. She holds a certain respect for the Archon, but there's also a hint of distrust there. Not because Furina did anything specifically, but because she hasn't done anything. But investigating the Archon seems...wrong. So she doesn't and just holds it in the back of her mind.

The closest they've ever gotten to a real conversation was an abrupt request from Furina for a tea party. Something rather quaint and private. It wasn't exactly what Eclair was expecting, far more used to the flamboyant and excitable Archon, but it was nice. Educational in a sense. I think they started understanding each other a bit more after that, but that's about it. I'd like to explore their dynamic a bit more after the prophecy, but that's still a work in progress. Gotta get through the five years before the Traveler even got to Fontaine first!

If you're referring to @anevilbunnyinthehat 's oc Nahtaivel, then I have no idea because they haven't actually interacted! But I love her and I think she's amazing and wnxsjcjejcdk

Don't give Eclair another Sovereign; she's still trying to wrap her head around the fact that she's been courting one already LOL

#toast talks #genshin impacted #oc tag: Eclair Dumont #I'm so sorry anon I really didn't know which one you meant 😭 #You all should go check out Nahtaivel btw she's so pretty and I love her and wncjejxej #Also yes Furina did ask Eclair what her intentions with the Chief Justice were and Eclair was like 'I swear I just work for him' #You know. Like a liar trying to hide a crush from your crush's sibling. #Their dynamic is interesting. I'd like to see them interact more in my brain. Especially now that Furina isn't the Archon #BUT YEAH PLEASE GO LOOK AT NAHTAIVEL BECAUSE I LOVE HER

[elegyofthemoon]

Sorry, but I saw your comment about how Gepard is in that piece like Serval's shield, and I guess you mean in general how that's the role he has as the captain of the Silvermane guards and how that's the role he tried to get to get "even" with Serval due to childhood, but also... The fact that at the same time Serval is still literally his shield? That always makes me soooo ajfkabfksndjd when it comes to them and their dynamic.

DONT MAKE ME THINK ABOUT THIS IM TRYING TO COOL OFF LMAO

#answered #longagoitwastuesday #MORE REASONS TO APPRECIATE THAT ART SM you're so right though #i think i was saying something about like gepard living in serval's shadow and living up to a lot of the potential serval had left behind #but yeah also regardless of how much time has passed gepard is still very very much serval's little brother and serval still being #his shield in turn #actually if i think longer on the landaus i think im going to just go light myself on fire instead #see also thats another reason why i'm like 'so where does that leave lynx' i wanna knOW and understand more #i think i told myself this weekend im just gonna go rewatch servals companion quest and lynxs just bc this brainrots like killing me mental #but its fiiiiine its fiiiiiine we're okaaaaaay #you'd think after throwing up a lot of thoughts on them i'd shut up #i think i passed out last night talking about them #AND THEN WOKE UP TALKING ABOUT THEM AGAIN???????? #girl shut the fuck up 😭😭😭 #like idk there's probably no way we'll see the landau parents and that's totally fine by me #but i just wanna see and trace development between all three of the kids bc we can see how much that played into serval and gepard #but lynx. idk i feel like she just kinda went her own way and that was that #bUT I MUST DIG HARDER #anyways the tags are so barren....i need something to trap me in a neverending cycle of brainrotting destruction for them #anyways. normal day on snow's blog. what.

[bookishjules]

left babysitting today and then proceeded to spend 40 minutes of my walk home on the phone with my 12yo, who called to involve me in the very important convo she and her sister were having about who of the seven we would all be

#i love them . so . much #they agreed that i'd be piper.. and like i def see where they're coming from. but also just let me be ab 😭 #babysitting woes #its days like these that just <333 #like my 10yo and her friend and i are reading this biography of muhammad ali every day on the way home from their summer camp #and then after we drop the friend off she and i read whatever part of the grisha trilogy i'm at for the last 10 minutes #and then we get home and after dinner etc we read moa #and we talk about pjo in general everywhere in between #and then!! my 12yo goes and calls me to talk more about pjo!! #like this is what life should be about fr

[sothischickshe]

Any thoughts on Rio's neighbor and her bebeanied gf???

Ooh! So I don't have a huge amount of thoughts about rio's neighbour (other than decent decor) who we (assumedly? 👀) never meet, but I'm obsessed with the gf!

The way riostopher in 3b is such an afterthought of a prospect for Beth to her is v amusing 😂 I choose to believe she thinks him EXTREMELY dull. Consider that she's a person hanging out inside wearing a beanie, and he's the patron idiot of hat choices, and yet he's still barely registered to her!! Outstanding writing/costuming choice 👌

PLUS the way that she's like 🤷🏼‍♀️😇 oh I don't even know if the building has a super, this is my gf's place, I'm just hanging out here by myself modelling my hats, BUT I can name everyone in the building yes and I CAN advise you on how best to break in to bits of it 😈 ddfghjjj like WHAT!

Obsessed with the level of chaos she's bringing, and how unfazed she is by Beth's story, and now in fact I'm wondering if SHE was also on a break in mission for her own random stalking side quest which Beth interrupted?! 👀 Maybe the gf was actually idk Diane or gale or ooh maybe that place is Judith's pied-à-terre?! 👀👀👀👀👀👀

#Like idk that if some rando turned up begging for intel on how to get into my ~neighbour's place I'd tell them?! 🤯😅😂 #I mean tbf I don't think I'd be much help we don't have fire escapes 😨 #(I'm more worried about my haunted plumbing flooding me anyway 😨😭👻) #And I'd probs assume they were a debt collector or something and wouldn't have answered in the first place #But yea she's way too eager to help sftgghjjhjj #Most logical explanation is she's rifling through her ~gf's place for some mcguffin of her own #And beth interrupted so she tried to style it out all calm and sweet #NAILED IT #Obsessed with the idea of rio & Judith as frenemy neighbours omg 😂😂😂 #📀📀📀 #Nbc good girls #TV #Hats! #Also I wanna see this Brian she immediately conclusion jumped to! 👀👀👀👀 #And how many damn brad brians were in this show?! More than Kevins?! Why are there only about 4 names in total???! #Also ty! 🥰

[sylhea-raemi]

next shiraishi an event is gonna be bout for beside you part 2 with worse trust issues (thanks ken), worse abandonment issues, worse inferiority feeling

#shame on you ken for lying to her saying she's close to being like nagi /lh #sob.... sobbing omg the next event is going to be so good colopale please..... i'll accept whatever just let an be happy #she's such a kind person an extrovert a friendly person ready to help in any way she can #maybe give her more mixed events in the future because how can you have a friendly and outgoing character and NOT let her be friends with #being a shiraishi an and anhane fan war tough these past few days goddamn #i doubt an's gon a get a happy silly mixed event :( #but wedding 2 is so good.... how they addressed an wanting to be a 'mature' person like nagi and shizuku pointing it out... #shizuku is the type of person who may be slow on things like technology- an airhead but not stupid #she can easily spot on something wrong with someone even not knowing them very much (an and mafuyu) #anyway ue..... an i love you so much i love you... to the point where i'd want to see you suffer #i need to see it. she NEEDS to face it either one at a time or came crashing all together #because let's be honest out of vbs an is the one who haven't 'developed' much is a way that #kohane improved so much at her talent and confidence. touya's getting to experience a lot of stuff he couldn't before and expresses himself #better. akito is at least can control himself from destroying his body and thinks of himself less lowly than before (he still have it 😭) #while an... i think just as ken said it was because she haven't face any difficulty growing up. she was advanced compared to other kids and #because of that she's stuck as that for years #'have i become closer to nagi?' the way ken hesitates to answer that question proves it. the way he didn't fully smile proves that an #*didn't* improve. an is stuck #she's already amazing but she's chasing after someone and she's stuck because of it.... i finally got it.. for a long time i've been thinki #about it... an's fear of getting left behind... she kept moving forward just like akito says and she kept trying to keep up with kohane #and the rest of vbs. but unlike them i feel like an is stuck in one place. she kept trying to move forward but so does the others.. #if an chasing nagi's back and looking at kohane's back from behind keeps going then an will never move from her spot #raemi talks proseka

[ghostlyheart]

Happy Valentines Day!! 💝 I hope you spend the day being haunted by someone you love 👻 (or if you're like me, just eating a lot of heart-shaped candy)

Poll:

#I really REALLY wanted to make a little video for valetines day but I ran out of time 🥲 #maybe I'll do something late over the long weekend #for now I offer you my hot takes that absolutely nobody asked for: #the Arondekars- LOVE LOVE THEM. they're everything. just like wwdits‚ the married couple is my favorite ship. idk what this says abt me #Isaac/Nigel- I think they're really sweet!! I don't think I'm as into them as some people but I do like them a lot #the concept alone is so charming and it's a choice that establishes the show a bit from the original that I think works really well #Isaac's awkwardness and hesitancy to move things forward is SO relatable to my experience as a baby lesbian and I find it really endearing #Flower/Thorfinn- I'm not super into them I'm sorry 😭 I don't hate it but I also don't really feel the chemistry #although maybe this week's episode will change my mind!! #Pete/Alberta- oughh I didn't realize how much I loved their dynamic until I thought about it more #their opposites attract kind of thing is really cute‚ with Alberta helping Pete step out of his comfort zone #and alberta knowing she deserves someone a bit more stable who will treat her better than she was in life (she already knew this but still) #it's a shame bc they're probably the couple with the least chance of getting together 😭 #Sasappis/Shiki- unfortunately there's not much they can really do :') however sass' shiki tree was adorable. what a dork #Sass/Jessica- cute while they lasted!! they weren't able to spend a ton of time on their relationship but it brought out a different side #of Sass that was fun to watch #Hetty/Trevor- absolutely hilarious. I never knew I needed it. I don't ship them in a capital r Romantic way but their chemistry is great #I'd rather see it stay just a fling tbh. also when the other ghosts find out it's going to be SO juicy I can't wait #last one- I really don't want to see the entire house coupled off. The ships are fun but also the friendships between the ghosts and how #they function as a group is the real heart of the show for me I don't want that to get lost. I don't think it's impossible to balance both #so it's ultimately just a personal preference 🤷‍♀️ #wow I didn't realize i had so much to say about this aksjsk #anyway. my prediction for this poll is a close race between isaac/nigel and h-money #cbs ghosts

[everythingroyalty]

non-european here, do most danish teens just dress that way? whenever i see isabella even in casual clothes i always wish i was as cool as her when i was her age 😂

Not really my age group 😅 but I feel like, in her everyday wear at least, Bella dresses like most Danish girls her age. I do think her affinity for a good power suit is pretty special for a 15 year old though. Especially for her confirmation – most girls opt for dresses.

#i do hate the trend of a wide-legged trouser unless you pair it with a cropped top though 🙈 #but THATS JUST ME #and in terms of bella's taste in particular i don't understand her fondness for jewlscph #1. it's ridiculous quality i'd sooner die than spend money on that cheap shite #and 2. mai manniche is a psychopath so 💀 #what i really like about the way bella's dresses herself is that she's clearly confident in her style #and she's allowed the freedom to wear what she likes #if there's one thing i really hate it's the louise wessex/elisabeth brabant type coercion into wearing their mum's style of clothes #and bella is even younger than them like #nothing makes me want to stab my eye out with a bobby pin more than seeing louise wessex look like a 42 year old #WHICH SHE HAS DONE SINCE SHE WAS 12 😭 #which makes it pretty obvious to me that it isn't her OWN style but what her parents want her to wear #like let the women (for that is what she is) wear something age appropriate please #inquiring minds #anonymous #re. drf

[apollo-zero-one]

My mom is right and I shouldn't take my cat because she wouldn't be happy with the dogs in the new place because she's two and has never met a dog before, and she's too old to adapt and she'll miss her quiet house and she'll change when she meets the kitten and she won't be happy. I have to leave her behind. but I don't know what I'm going to do without her, that cat is my baby and my reason for living half the time, what the fuck am I going to do without my cat? Who's going to come lay in my lap when I'm bawling my eyes out? What's going to snap me out of it when I'm spiraling? She's in my lap right now and the only reason I'm not hurting myself, what am I going to do without her? How am I going to convince myself to go to work if not to provide for her? I just don't know what I'm going to do. I need a new ESA but I would feel so fucking guilty trying to replace my cat, my baby that I raised and trained and love.......

#i probably will get a kitten. but I wont forgive myself for it #im going to end up on another grippy socks vacation over my cat #watching her grow more and more didtant from me is going to be worse for my mental health than losing her another way #Like I think for my sake I'd need to cut ties and never see her again in order to mourn and be okay #god knows I just need a service dog but I can't afford one and I would prefer just a cat I can take with me places #I have been training this cat for two years to be my ESA and now I have to say goodbye to her and and and how do you emotionally handle #losing your emotional support 😭 #im not handling it very well

[romeoandromeo]

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#bro my boss is wack afffff 😭 #he really thought he could get away with paying me $12/hr for being a manager... #was making $13 before but he lowered pay bc business is suffering. WHICH IS HIS FAULT BTW. and the manager was making $14 #well now everyone makes $12 #and i confronted him over text and was like don't you think it would be fair to reinstate my $13/hr since I'm doing manager work now? #and he was like i do pay from my pocket blah blah blah #and i said okay so you're going to make me do extra work and not even compensate me for it? I'm literally only asking for a dollar more/hr #this and that and he's finally like okay I'll raise your pay but want business to get better this and that #and i straight up said to him people are going to other smoke shops because we run out of what they come for and never reorder stuff #i said I'd like to see business get better too and I'll do what i can to help but I'm not doing more work for no extra pay #so he's going to give me a raise #scariest conversation I've ever had btw because like #he's kind of a douche?? and like he sucks at running this business and he's 100% doing some really shady shit #so like i was worried i was going to lose my job tonight. not because he would fire me. he needs me because the other 2 barely work #and he's not going to come in and work himself bc i guess he thinks he's too good for that or whatever #but if he didn't want to raise my pay i was going to quit on the spot. and he doesn't want to lose me because then he'd have no employees #because both of my other coworkers have other jobs. one has her own business the other works elsewhere and comes in only once a week #and they will BOTH leave his ass too because neither of them NEED this job and have openly stated they would leave if shit got too screwy #so if i left I'm 90% sure they'll leave too once they hear about why I left #and he'll have a sad closed store until he can get someone willing enough to put up with his bullshit to get on board #I'm not the employee to step on anymore!! #i WILL leave! i don't have another job lined up but I'll fucking find one if i needed to because I'm not doing bullshit

[arminsumi]

ADULT STORE

↳ GETO すぐる + fem!reader

"Oh, see I told you... this product's a bit intense."

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Pt. 2

Summary : product testing with the helpful employee at the adult store!

Warnings : minors do not read/interact : smut/explicit content : using toys, stranger/hookup sex, softdom!Geto, praise, cunnilingus, fingering, dirty talk, squirting, multiple orgasms, sex fantasy trope (sex with the adult store employee)

Note : i haven't made a trip to the adult store in ages bc... everything i want is so expensive lol (the struggle) 😭 i have some rlly funny adult store stories i could ramble about but i will refrain ✋ anyways, indulge yourselves in this fantasy, angels! 😈

Playme : wanna know what it's like?

The gate of the store buzzes, the employee watches you open it with a clink and enter the adult store. Your eyes flood with the overwhelming sight of wall-to-wall toys.

The smooth voice of the employee comes from behind the cash register.

"Yo."

Long hair. Dark, brooding look — almost gothic. Attractive hands with pronounced veins running over the back of them, poised on the countertop which he's lazing over.

He sees you and slowly straightens out his back out to impress you with his height.

"Ah, h-hello..."

He hears you stutter, and assumes it must be your first time in an adult store.

"First time? I mean, in an adult store, that is." he breaks the ice.

"Haha, y-yeah... yeah, it's my first time."

Yeah, that's what I thought.

He holds hard and deep eye contact with you. Yes, he's aware of how intensely he stares. He's doing it on purpose.

"Would you like some assistance, or do you just want to leisurely browse by yourself?"

His tone is so friendly, it doesn't let on to how heated his abdomen is getting at the sight of you.

"Yes, please, I'd appreciate your assistance."

Aw, of course.

"M'kay... then let me assist you."

He smoothly comes out from behind the counter and the two of you stand in front of a wall of toys.

"Overwhelmed?" he chuckles, noting how your eyes widen while looking at all the products. "I know there's a lot to choose from. But just focus on your needs. What do you need?"

"What do I need? Honestly, I have no idea what I need." you laugh nervously.

I know exactly what she needs...

"Well, why don't we carefully go through the products together? I'm sure I can figure out what you need. Promise I know my stuff. I've been working here for three years."

His nonchalance and professionalism puts you at ease. It's something he prides himself on: making customers feel relaxed.

Your eye catches on a pink dildo, so he takes it off the rack to show you up close.

"This one's good, it's got a ribbed design." he shows it off. "Are you looking for just penetration or clitoral stimulation?"

Aw, she's flustered.

"Uh, both I guess? Yeah. I'd love both."

Of course you'd love both. That's what you need, pretty girl.

"Both? Come over here. Let me show you something you might like."

There's a flirty tension between the two of you that just keeps getting more and more... intense.

He plucks a curvy vibrator. It looks expensive. Because it is expensive.

"This one's got ten functions—"

"—ten?! Sounds a bit extra."

"Nothing's too extra when it comes to your personal pleasure."

The two of you share a long look, then laugh.

"But it really is an excellent product."

"Are you advertising?" you joke teasingly.

"Absolutely." he jokes, "Kidding. I'm not trying to come across as a preachy marketer or something. I've used it with partners in the past, that's why I'm recommending it; I know it's good. It's a pretty intense toy. Helps girls squirt even if they think they can't."

I could make her squirt.

He's running his eyes up and down your body.

"Is that so...?" you mumble flirtatiously, eyeing out the product in his veiny, manly hands.

"Hm, still a skeptic? Because I'm sure I could please you."

He hopes that you note his deliberate use of 'I' and not 'it' there.

"Yeah. I'm sure you could please me, too." you flirt.

A heat erupts in his abdomen and stomach.

Oh wow... now she's really flirting, huh? Why'd I wear tight pants today of all days...

He has an unwavering gaze on you. You've captivated him. Put him in some kinda horny trance.

"Did I say me? Sorry. Slip of the tongue." he murmurs, voice dropping lower, "I meant the vibrator." he obviously lies.

You and him exchange a suggestive, longing look. You can feel your pussy clench around nothing, begging to get stuffed up and pleasured.

He hesitates before speaking again, as if he's scared of crossing a line and making you uncomfortable.

"If you want to... we could test it out together?" he suggests. His nonchalance is an act, really he's so nervous when he asks this.

"I'd love to..." you consent, and he doesn't miss the erotic excitement in your tone.

He nods towards the backdoor, eyes keeping on you and your cute little body that he just wants to feel and squeeze like a toy itself.

"Promise to keep your lips sealed about this? I don't wanna get fired for uh... you know... demonstrating products... to my pretty customer."

"Only if you promise to help me squirt for the first time."

Oh wow. Fuck. I'm hard.

His lips widen into a devilish grin. "Sure thing."

After a sloppy, desperate make out with this stranger, you find yourself sat on the couch in the breakroom. Door locked. Blinds shuttered closed. Legs spread wide to his liking, as he cushions the vibrator into your plush slit.

He's rubbing it slowly up and down your folds. He watches your reactions intently, breathing heavier at the sight of your pussy squishing under the pink dildo. The buzzing sound fills the room, but your moans are louder.

He clutches the toy gently, massaging the bulbous head into your clit with sweeping circular motions.

"F-fuck... that pretty clit feels good, doesn't it? Yeah? Let's get it feeling even better."

He turns it up a notch. It buzzes harder against your sensitive nub.

"How's that? Haha, yeah, intense, isn't it?

"Yeahhh — Fuck! Ohhh that's so good, that's so — oh my goddd fuckkk. S-sorry I think... I'm gonna cummm — !!"

"It's okay. Cum as hard as you can, yeah? I want you to get a good idea of how well this toy can pleasure you before you buy it, after all. Oh there we go... just let go and... f-fuck... wow... j-just cum like that. Fuck... that pretty clit feels so good now, huh? Gonna cum? Gonna cum for me, with a vibrator on your cunt?"

He takes note of your reaction to his dirty talk and smirks. Then he slyly turns the toy's setting higher and it buzzes more intensely, and in one... two... three... seconds, you're squirting like crazy all over the pink vibrator and his hand.

Holy shit, look at that pretty pussy gushing... she could drench my dick. I wanna be inside her so fucking baddd...

"Oh, see I told you... this product's a bit intense." he regains his professional tone after you cum.

He turns the toy off and watches you come down from your shaking orgasm, smug look on his face. He keeps it clutched in his veiny hand, and brings it up to his lips to suck and lick up all your juices from it.

She tastes so fucking good... I feel dizzy.

You watch him with wide eyes as he tastes your slick off the toy.

"F-fuck... wh-what did you s-s-say your name was again?" you stutter, starstruck by this stranger.

You're so fucking dizzy, your pussy is buzzing like it still feels the intensity of the toy against it.

"Hm, wanna know my name?" he smiles teasingly, "How about you cum on my face and then I'll tell you."

"Fuck, okay."

And then as soon as you give him permission, he's hungrily diving between your thighs.

"Oh my god..." he loves how you gasp and writhe under the influence of his mouth.

Let's see how fucked-out I can get her. Wanna see her lose her mind 'cause of me.

His lips latch onto your labia and suckle, then onto your clit. He points his tongue at your clit, then oh my god flattens it and laps at your bud while suckling. His softness shows a hint to tenderness in his personality; he really knows how to treat a woman well.

This stranger spoils your pussy with his tongue and lips. He seems to be in his own little world while nosing between your thighs. He carelessly gets your juices smeared across his cheek and lets the rest dribble down his chin.

"Fuck fuck fuck — like that, like that. Don't stop don't stop — !! 'm gonna cum! G-gonna — fffffffucking cummmm ahhhhh — !!"

He flicks the tip of his tongue against your sensitive bundle of nerves, eager to make your pussy freak out on his mouth. Just before you cum he slips two fingers into your hole, middle and ring, and pumps them into a sweet spot hard. He just wants to get an idea of the feeling of your pussy when it cums.

Suckling at your clit, fingering you with nice hard rough strokes, closing his eyes like he's the one enjoying it meanwhile he's silent and you're moaning like you're going insane. He can tell you're close and speeds it up.

"Cum cum cum, cum for me. Just let go and cum." he sounds so desperate, and that professional tone of his is finally cracking. "Cum on my fucking face, please."

And he dives his tongue right back into your hole, wriggling his tongue around, resulting in the nastiest wet squelching sound. His lips press flat against your pussy, he draws in a deep breath and your heat is all he smells.

Please cum on my face. Please please please.

"Ah! Fuck! Fuckkkk!"

You gush right on his lips, which are plump and swollen and red and glistening with your slick.

He pulls away and licks his lips and tells you his name.

"Suguru, by the way. My name's Suguru. Hey... can I give you my number?"

Oh he's so smooth. But he's even smoother at the checkout, when he asks if you're free this Friday for a date. At his apartment. With the company of some of his favorite toys.

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[maddy-ferguson]

All taylor songs look very identical to each other idk why ppl enjoy this bro

i'm sorry anon i'm taylor fan adjacent hope you're not disappointed

#i would say casual listener but this looks like a lot. she just has a million songs i've only listened to two albums in full so still casual #i actually haven't unliked the og versions of the songs i listened to before the rereleases that i don't listen to anymore so 74 would be #more accurate #but anyway. i don't know which songs you're thinking of and i can't lie to you i haven't even listened to midnights so if we're thinking #singles and stuff (like anti-hero) that's definitely not the songs i like the most. but i guess you could also say a lot of folklore/ #evermore songs sounds the same. but i would have to defend them. but also i think you could say that of so many artists when you don't #actively listen to them😭 #i remember when midnights came out i looked out for songs that would make me want to listen to the album and nothing i heard did so the #only midnights song i listen to is you're on your own kid😭 #but anyway. i can't not like her music with you sorry anon #it's so funny seeing people assume i'd agree with them on things we disagree on. especially when it's not about like st and stuff #ask

[bunnie-bits]

woke up from a dream where my ex's dad was getting remarried but the mom was bullying me for some reason??

kinda feel like shit even though it wasn't real lol. bleh.

#uuuh at least i had some weird gravity defying umbrella on a rope that let me wind surf/float? #and i used it to see my grandma on a second floor somewhere. she said [getting up there] was done w real class lol #like okay? 😭 i haven't seen or talked to her in Years. i don't even think she's alive anymore tbh... #silver lining to an otherwise weird dream was getting to hang w my ex's younger sib. #they r funny and cool and enby too and i miss them tbh. #i don't have a 'family'.. i do have my half sister who i started talking to recently but we don't rly have time to talk or are that close #which is bc i don't usually have the spoons or it's just a busy day. idk i don't have a point. it's just 1am and I'm #half thinking of family i had and half just sitting on the fact that i don't have family and haven't ever rly had a fixed permanent family #complicated life 😐 I'd say the closest i get to being a part of a family is through relationships and getting to know theirs but then it #all goes poof as soon as y'all break up and lolol losing friends and family over a breakup hurts more than the breakup itself.. #okok done being vulnerable for the night I'm going back to bed.

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hiii i loved „spring breaks loose”!!🤍 could i request another something for theodore, where the reader is quite bubbly and loves talking and he, the quiet guy he is, just likes to listen? and maybe the reader is worried that she talks too much and it could be annoying to him but he’s just so in love that he’s obsessed with all her rabling😭😭 sorry if thats too specific

darling socialite

A/N: um i love this because if someone let me chat their ear off, i would fall in love. i love a chatter and i love a listener 🩷 gif creds: @perfectlyfuckingcivils

Pairings: Theodore Nott x Fem!Reader

Summary: You are talkative as all hell, and Theo has dubbed himself your devoted listener. 1.3k words

Warnings: i be cursing, fluff, mild self-consciousness, two dummies in LOVE, mattheo being a perv (boy moment), kissing…, pansy being a slight bitch (lovingly)

Everyday, you look forward to telling Theo anything and everything. Sometimes, you'll get so excited to tell him something that you'll jot it down on the nearest surface. Most of the time, that surface is your hand. Who can blame you; you can't resist the gory details.

Everyday, Theo looks forward to hearing anything and everything from you. You're his favorite news source, his sweetest messenger, his darling socialite, and he is your devoted subscriber. He's worried one day you'll run out of things to tell him, but according to the ink splotches across your skin, there's a slim chance that'll happen.

"Hi, teddy!" you chirp, and he turns to welcome you into the seat beside him. "You will not believe what I saw in the courtyard on my way here: a willow tit!"

Mattheo chokes on a gulp of juice, sputtering in his seat and looking over at you. "Pardon?"

"Don't be crude, Matty. I'm talking about birds."

"Yeah, I got that, I just never realized you’re playing for the other team—"

"Mattheo!" you holler, glaring at him in utter disbelief, "you complete idiot! Birds, as in real birds. As in those things that fly around and chirp and eat berries!"

"Let me get this straight, we're not talking about some bird's tits? Suddenly, I'm uninterested," he says, earning a pointed glare from Theo.

"Anyway," you say, rolling your eyes and facing Theo, "You hardly see them anymore, they're very rare, but I saw one, and it was the cutest creature I've ever seen on campus! It was so round, I could have died. He must've liked all the rain we got over the weekend. I hope he survives the winter and has lots of little tit babies in the spring!"

Theo could not be more head over heels for you while you babble about round tits and babies. He thinks if he ever opens his mouth to respond, he’ll screw it up in an instant. Thank Merlin, he's naturally quiet and content to listen to you all day. And thank Merlin, you never ask for anything more from him.

If only you knew how much he truly adores you and your ramblings. He holds your company in his highest regard and considers every time you choose him a blessing.

You never think too much of Theo's tight-lippedness. You figure if he was completely sick of it, he'd just get up and walk away. Or maybe that's not like him, and maybe you are a bother.

It doesn't help when Pansy skips up to you in the hall and says, "I'm really impressed you're able to hold Theo's attention as long as you do."

"What are you talking about, P?" you say.

"Well... don't you ever worry he's, like... bored with you? I mean, when was the last time he actually contributed to your 'conversations'. I just don't want you to get your hopes up, you know?" —she shrugs it off like it's not an unforgivable curse to the gut—"If I were you, I'd find a more attentive playmate. You can always talk to me!"

"Thanks, Pansy," you say.

"Just looking out for a friend! See ya!"

You nod and wait by the bottom of the stairs as she hops her way up. You didn't think you were getting your hopes up, necessarily. You thought Theo was just a good listener. And sure, he's not super responsive, but he's just shy. That's not his fault.

…

There's a rapping of knuckles at the door, and Mattheo hurdles his bed and reaches for the knob.

"Why, good evening, dearest birdwatcher"—Theo perks up from where he's rifling through his trunk.

"I could say the same to you, perv," you tease, "Is Theo around? I need—"

"To talk to him? Figures. He's just hiding his softcore stash—"

"Shut up!" Theo hollers, popping up and hurrying to the door, a little flushed to find you looking at him, "he's just joking."

Mattheo chuckles, "No, he's right, Theo would never have so much fun"—he dodges the jab to his side—"Alright, I'll leave you two lovebirds to your tits and whatnot. Try not to make too much noise, we have downstairs neighbors." He winks and makes his way down the boys dormitories stairwell.

And suddenly, Theo can't remember the last time he was truly alone with you. No onlookers or eavesdroppers, no Pansy and no Mattheo. Just the two of you. His sweaty palms and your rapid heartbeat.

"I need to ask you something," you finally blurt. He looked so nervous you thought he might throw up over the railing, so you put him out of his misery before he has the chance.

"Yes, yeah, anything," he huffs.

"Well," you say, "I was thinking—just... ruminating, really, because it was suggested that I bore you with my chattiness"—you cross your arms over your chest and look to the floor—"and not that I'm begging for pity or even a response, I just wanted to know how you feel because I realized maybe I don't ask about you enough. You know, like I'm always worried about me, or something, but I do worry about you, too! I just wasn't sure if that's something—if you maybe wanted to talk about it more. Because I can be a good listener! I'd be happy to hear whatever you have to say!"

Theo leans his shoulder against the doorframe, adjusting the bottom of his sweater as it clings to his hips. How could he let you believe you're too much for him. How could he let you believe yourself to be some kind of social burden to him. All because he'd much rather listen to you than contribute his own two cents.

"See! Merlin, even now, I've just talked your ear off while trying to apologize for constantly talking your ear off! And I haven't even apologized, yet! I'm so sorry, Theo, I know it's a problem, and I didn't mean to take advantage of your politeness."

You scuff your sole on the landing with a whine, and he leans to the side to watch you look over the edge. It's so quiet for a moment, he can hear your soft breathing if he focuses on it.

"It's not a problem," Theo says. You look over, lips parted at the smug look on his face. "And if I was the one who suggested otherwise, I couldn't be more apologetic."

It makes you smile. He's just said two very thoughtful things to you. Out loud. To your face. You could crumble.

"No! No, teddy, it wasn't you, it was... doesn't matter. You really don't mind?"

He shakes his head, a little amused, honestly. How could he mind? You’re the greatest thing since dark chocolate, and he’d still give that up. You’d go just as well with his afternoon tea.

“Well, then,” you huff, warmer under his gaze, determined to get this damned apology across.

“Alright,” Theo says. Apology accepted. Apology not even necessary. But still accepted.

“Okay. But next time you catch me rambling, you better just shut me up! Tell me to ‘shush’ or something! It’s a problem, and I give you full permission to—”

He kisses you. He leans down, smug with his fingers under your chin, and he kisses you! Shuts you right up like you’re still some gullible first year completely wooed by his boyish charms! Oh, but he’s kissing you very sweetly. And when your knees go a tad wobbly, he rushes to cradle your elbow.

“Like that?” he says.

“That’s no way to treat a lady, Theodore. You should be completely ashamed of yourself for ever thinkin—”

He kisses you again. More sure and much quicker. Like a reflex. A knee jerk reaction without the kneeing or the jerking. Just his stupidly soft lips.

“Yeah,” you whisper, “that works… but you can’t just kiss me every time you want to shut me up.”

“No”—he pecks your lips, fingers gentle at your cheek—“I plan on kissing you much more often than that.”

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Go for his brother part 2

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