#more accurate

[chambers003]

if it is demise he better bring this back

transcript:

iskall: you look- i mean, i- i don’t know what to say dude. [laughs] I don’t know what to say! when you ran up here, while I was building my thing here?

mumbo: yeah?

iskall: i thought you were a vampire! i thought your shirt collars were your fangs.

mumbo: [laughs] oh i see! oh actually- that’s true, yeah that’s quite scary.

#my post #most normal mumbo enjoyer #hermitcraft #hermitcraft 10 #<- ONLY THEORISING #hermitcraft 6 #more accurate #mumbo jumbo #iskall #iskall85

[greetings-inferiors]

If you were a local cryptid/folk tale creature, how would you look and under what circumstances would people claim to have seen you?

I’d frequent libraries and stuff, and just constantly be reading, I’d look completely normal just… off. Maybe I’m turning the page too quickly to be actually reading it. Maybe out of the corner of your eye you saw me glaring at you. Maybe you noticed that the page is turning without me moving at all. I’d be there from opening to closing, but whenever you have any intention of talking to or interacting with me I’m not there. Was I ever? You swear you saw someone sitting there just a moment ago - wait, there’s still a book here… there’s no design on the book cover…. This… isn’t any language you recognise…. This isn’t any language that exists…

Yeah people would claim that they see someone reading a book without actually moving? And whenever they tried to interact or take a picture they’d just be gone, and the only thing left is a book with symbols you can’t decipher. I’d probably just look like a normal person, but maybe just slightly uncanny valley to really hit home that something is wrong, or slightly out of place. Like a creature that watched a human reading and trying to emulate it but forgetting that a.) words and symbols actually have meaning and b.) how a human actually moves.

#I’m a very knowledge based person #I like knowing things and collecting knowledge #so I wanted that to come across #like a cryptid whose sole purpose was collecting knowledge of others by observing #but they’re imperfect specifically because they haven’t observed enough #maybe over time I’d slowly get better and better #more accurate #maybe one day I’ll even give you a recommendation of the book I’m reading and laugh as you say you’d never heard of it before #but then you look it up and it doesn’t exist #ask #ask answered #anon ask #anon asks #text post #randyposting #cryptid #btw I got this ask like a few hours ago #3 am rambles

[texaschainsawmascara]

#more accurate

[therelentless]

What does your muse’s name mean ?

nandor;; The baby boy name Nándor is used predominantly in Hungarian and its origin is Gothic. Nándor is a variation of the name Ferdinand. xsayarsa;; Persian name meaning “great warrior” or “lion-king.”

tagged by;; no one lol tagging;; you

#{ vampire only } ;; info #his names were not even in there! #i love nandor #but wtf is that name?? #it makes 0 sense if you consider his background #i also think the other name i gave him is better #more accurate #so thank you to me

[nikkisticki]

Look I don't really care about trying to spread awareness much anymore as it's like screaming into a hurricane about the hurricane but I'd love it if we could all discuss how techbros are currently paying for fake appeal on their terrifyingly shitty looking A.I smears and creating the illusion of interest.

The last week has seen Reddit begin with a bizzare series of people who speak like robots suddenly praising videos with absurd disparities in post/upvote counts specifically about how "WOOAHAHAHA IT CAN MAKE MOVIES NOW!?" and unsurprisingly it hasn't actually gotten an inch better in that time, but it doesn't matter when your posts are splattering the front page and have numbers like this

The other posts I've seen are flooded with speaking like devils in the guise of men all posting individually and not really interacting and I'm just so fucking tired of this unregulated flood of garbage

#a.i. generated #in big quotes #llm #more accurate #Trashy garbage used to inflict suffering on many while ruining the internet with an endless flood of unrecognizable shit #Now thats the ticket #Reddit #misinformation

[burning-thistles-bt]

to lolling: if you ever decide to continue your genetics series, would you do a genetically accurate bt!firefam?

what if i told you i already drafted it out i just never got to recording/drawing it

#i kinda want to restart that whole series but Better #more Accurate #also before you ask: yes Fire and his sibs are all canon and accurate #they dont change #at all #lolling response #burning thistles #burning thistles au #firefam #firefamily #genetically accurate warrior cats #gawc #asked and answered #anon ask

[lordbettany]

Aneurin Barnard - Richard III Moodboard IV

#slightly more realistic #more accurate #slightly tho #aneurin barnard #richard iii #aesthetics #moodboard #medieval era #period costumes #MYPOSTS

[rightintheghoulies]

...To the sound of the MONSTROUS ghooock- shwinging...

#more accurate #ghost #ghost the band #the band ghost #ghost bc

[thepersianslipper]

There, I fixed it.

#ofmd #ofmd 2 #more accurate #id

[just-another-bored-killjoy]

sad summers over☝️

but✊

sad summers over☝️

but dad summer💪starts today💪

#more accurate

[werewolf-transgenderism]

I changed my mind I'm no longer in the blanket fort ed mindset I'm in the sobbing in the empty bed nook Ed mindset

#more accurate #I am not in fact holding on I am simply losing it for real

[isa-ghost]

I'm just a gay girl who's poor and mentally ill

Wishing I could fix holes in the world that I could never fill

My fellow White people see tragedy and move on fast

Offering their thoughts and prayers but just talking out their ass

Hawaii is a tourist trap

My government's a piece of crap

And no matter which way I vote I still feel hopeless and trapped

Cops have too much power

Mass shootings every hour

Stuck in retail making Can't Live an hour

Corrupt justice system after people like me

While rapists, pedophiles, and killers all walk free

It's the same old shit beyond exhausting to see

We're all in debt

Killing ourselves and yet

Politicians won't change shit like they're trying to win a bet

We stole the Native's land,

Fuck women, enter parenthood unplanned

The next White guy's in power and he's just as bland

As every other fucker in an over-starched suit

After women's rights, gay marriage the next pursuit

And nobody has the power to give him the boot

Our country's true history is slowly getting erased

And we can't speak out about it without inevitably being chased

Because God forbid the White men's wrongs finally get faced

Trans people, disabled people, all just want to live

But the ones who could help them just take and take, no give

And the lawmakers ignore them, their silence like a shiv

All the old people say my age is so entitled

Which fills me with rage that is utterly unbridled

Because reality is they didn't get their way and spiraled

Healthcare's fucked, costs thousands just to survive

If they'd see us all as human, maybe we'd finally thrive

But that debate topic is like kicking a beehive

I'm a gay girl who's poor and mentally ill

Tired of all these issues, feeling ready to kill

Wishing I had a little power, because if they won't fix it, I will

#i have not the foggiest fucking clue where this came from tbh #it hit me like a truck as i was minding my business doing my work #thinking about all these issues that are a billion times bigger than me and how dead inside i am that i cant stop them #this is some bootleg gorillaz shit #poetry #i guess??? #rant #more accurate

[deny-the-issue]

soft asks to get to know people: 1, 6, and 13? <3

1. what song makes you feel better?

THERE ARE SO MANY AND IT CHANGES ALL THE TIME!!! The guitar and bass in "Blue Monday" by Orgy have been sending my mind into a tizzy every time I hear it. As soon as I hear the drums in the beginning I instantly feel better.

6. say three nice things about yourself (three physical and three non-physical).

Oh gods, you chose the hardest one. (I thought these were soft asks???) Non-physical: I'm a talented artist, have a great sense of humor, and am very compassionate. Physical: I have beautiful vampire blue eyes that have next to no pigment. I also have thighs for daaays and more titty than a small village. (damn you sweaty - making me compliment myself <3)

13. what’s your comfort food?

AS I SAID, I'm a SLUT for apple fritters. Want me to draw you something? Toss me a fuckin' fritter I'LL DO IT.

#buy me an apple fritter #soft asks #i should change my ko-fi phrase to #more accurate #thank you for the ask

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Thinking about... Grieving the undead.

#i speak #this sounds like a vampire or zombie post but it isn't #grief #technically 'grieving the not dead' would be more accurate but i like the sound of undead better

[victusinveritas]

#biblically accurate angel #be more afraid #monster fucker #comic

[souperluminal]

Every day Road Work Wizard fills in potholes and every night Dark Road Work Wizard crafts new ones

#the drawing fern #wizards #as you may suspect dark road work wizard tends to have run-ins with cars #though it may be more accurate to say that cars tend to have run-ins with dark road work wizard #it usually goes worse for the cars #since wizards can be remarkably dense