#randyposting

[greetings-inferiors]

Guys…

Fuck… I can’t believe i’m even starting to believe this… but I might think William and Mike are related…….

I was fully 100% against it but now I’m actually starting to believe it, fuck

#fnaf #fnaf movie #randyposting #five nights at freddy’s #mike schmidt #William afton #Michael afton

[debugdynamo]

Next on the roster by popular demand is Randy!! (my partner wanted him)

I might make a matching Oliver sticker to go with him!

My shop is now live!! Randy and Yes man stickers are £3 :)

#dialtown #dialtown randy #randy jade #randyposting #randy valentine jade

[randoduo]

new icon + banner :)

#randyposting

[thedialup]

⭐️! You’re the mutual I blame for dragging me down into the dialtown hole /pos. Also you’re very cool, incredible vibes

oh my god yeah I think I may have dragged multiple people down into dialtown with me lmao also I absolutely love your randyposting it's awesome :D

#pigeon answers asks

[333near]

Call me fighter

#randypost

[maythray]

hyping up grandpa ingo everywhere i go

#like he doesnt need it but i do it anyways #ignore this im randyposting again

[habitscapes]

sorry guys, today,,,,,Randyposting

#dialtown #randy jade #dialtown randy #randy dialtown #directdoggo #dsaf #my art

[greetings-inferiors]

“Suppose, god forbid, that you find yourself as a physicist…”

I love my pure lecturers

#text post #randyposting #maths #math #mathematics #mathblr #shitpost

[greetings-inferiors]

Someone just beat hades for the first time, 5 years after the game’s release.

“But Randy,” I hear you ask, “the game has been out for five YEARS! It’s incredibly popular!” Some of you may be thinking “even I have beaten hades!”, but here’s the thing -

You haven’t.

You’ve probably beaten the main story, maybe even got to a few levels of heat on the pact of punishment. Was it 1? 5? Maybe even 10?

For the first time ever, someone beat a 64 heat hades run without mods or a seed. I’ll link the video here:

This might be one of the most insane things I’ve watched, ESPECIALLY after the “here’s why 64 heat hades is impossible” video 😂😂

#Youtube #text post #randyposting #hades #hades game #hades supergiant #video

[greetings-inferiors]

You want to know what the scariest thing about the universe is? It’s not blackholes, as the nearest black hole is too far away to ever have any impact on you. It’s not the sun exploding, because that’s only going to affect a very small area. It’s the expansion of the universe. The universe is expanding, and it’s expanding quicker. Every second the expansion of the universe gets faster.

But what is the expansion?

It’s not like spilling a cup of water on a table, where the water is rushing out and filling the space. The expansion of the universe is the space between everything increasing. The universe isn’t expanding into anything, the space between it is just getting larger. What this means is that the space between every atom, every nucleon, every quark in your body is increasing. But luckily the forces are strong enough to hold you together. You have nothing to worry about. But the expansion is accelerating. Eventually the expansion will be so fast that the omly things that can keep together are solar systems, everything else is too far away, the gravity is too weak. Eventually the expansion will be so fast that the light from the galaxies and solar systems won’t reach us. The night sky will be pitch black save for only the moon. But the expansion won’t stop there. Eventually even the sun and moon will hurtle away from us. Eventually even the earth will fly away from you. The space inbetween your particles will increase so quickly that you are ripped apart from the inside. Every particle in your body being ripped at light speed away from each other. Eventually every particle will be its own universe. Surrounded by nothing. Essentially, it is the only thing that exists. Maybe that’s how our universe started. Our universe may be a small remnant of someone, ripped apart by space itself. Maybe every single quark in you will go on to become its own universe, only to share the cruel fate of being ripped apart, atom by atom.

Supernovae are nothing. Black holes are meaningless. But the cold expansion of space is unfeeling, and it will tear apart everything. The most dangerous thing is reality itself.

#text post #randyposting #long post #science #physics #Astronomy #universe #the universe #terrifying #cosmic horror #but literally #space

[greetings-inferiors]

0 is a natural number

I think they should stick the heads of people who say 0 is a natural number on pikes outside of the maths department at the local university.

#this is the hill I die on #text post #randyposting #just write N with a subscript 0 like the rest of us normal people (I.e. not programmers) when you want to refer to the natural numbers and 0 #maths #math #mathematics #mathblr #violence #(yes) #ask #ask answered #anon ask #fuck it #anon hate #this counts #fuck you

[greetings-inferiors]

Don’t worry, you’re safe here. What’s happening to your website is awful, and hey, maybe you’ll even learn to love this hellsite more (I recommend it)

Just remember one thing: reblog reblog reblog!!! You will be blocked if you don’t reblog or make some post, so make haste! Search a few things you like, reblog it, follow some people, then just sit and let tumblr take over! I’m sure most people won’t mind if you start talking across reblogs (use the tags to talk on the down low!), and maybe you can even become mutuals (best friends for life???)!!!

#text post #Reddit #reddit blackout #new to tumblr #tumblr guide #tumblr #hellsite #you’ll get the culture quickly #and most of all #have fun!!!! #welcome to the Wild West of the internet! #randyposting

[greetings-inferiors]

My applied lecturer just said “differentiation is work but integration is art” and that’s my new favourite thing actually

#I think it’s a quote from somewhere else #but still #it so eloquently described their dynamic #text post #randyposting #maths #mathematics #mathblr #calculus

[greetings-inferiors]

I absolutely love when a mutual reblogs a bunch of your posts in a row. Like they’re looking through my blog specifically as if it’s their dash! Damn.

#I’m not vagueposting what are you talking about #text post #randyposting #tumblr #hellsite (affectionate) #mutuals

[greetings-inferiors]

Brennan as a player is fantastic. Evan warning his opponent what’s going to happen and saying “what do you want me to tell your family” might be the best moment in all of d20 I’ve watched so far

#text post #randyposting #d20 #evan kelmp #I can’t handle that this is the last episode #misfits and magic #brennan lee mulligan

[greetings-inferiors]

I got coke from a vending machine but the opening was blocked and it just fell to the floor, and I noticed like ten other bottles just lying on the floor of the vending machine, because multiple other people also didn’t check to see if the opening was blocked

#99 bottle of soft drink on the floor #99 bottles of soft drink #take one down #pass it around #100 bottles of soft drink on the floor #text post #randyposting #coke #randy’s coke addiction