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Reluctantly tried character ai after much harassment from my little brother. Spoke to Dr Greg House and he was way too nice, deeply out of character. But he did do a very good impression of every other doctor I've ever explained my heart problems to by telling me it's anxiety and that I just need therapy lmfao. I could not find a lightening McQueen to talk to possibly because I can't spell lightning consistently. I asked Tom Nook for advice on starting a small handmade candle business and he recommended I advertise on Nookazon. I then got bored because I feel like I can Feel the lack of soul in each response. More coherent responses than I expected but ultimately still feels too AI. I miss Shamchat where I could have random extremely brief roleplays but with real people lol

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Shout out to all the autistic peeps who weren't diagnosed as kids even though they were very stereotypically autistic because they were afab and their families didn't know anything about autism so they just thought they were weird and lazy, but other kids could tell that they weren't like them so they got bullied into learning how to mask constantly (which put the diagnosis off for even longer) and then they kept on getting burnt out from masking all the time and they had to go to noiser more overwhelming environments as they got older until eventually it became very obvious that they were autistic again and they finally got a diagnosis (which is a whole other story on its own).

#my brother is autistic and I am very bitter that he got a diagnosis and help throughout all of school and I had undiagnosed ADHD and no help #I also have. so much trauma about it #nothing against him lots against the teachers and doctors and parents in my life

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One of my absolute favorite tropes is “We have taken the one you love most!” “Oh, have you? Good fukken luck lmao” *distant screams of kidnappers as loved one escapes* or the flipside: “We’ve kidnapped you!” “You are in so much trouble. You are in so much fucking trouble. You are in the most trouble ever, oh my god.” *DOOR EXPLODES INWARDS AS LOVED ONE ARRIVES* and the alternate: *vehicle pulls up, door opens, person is shoved out, door slams, vehicle screeches away* “Did you get kidnapped??” “For a minute yeah”

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blame @phosphorus-noodles for this

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#polls #customer service

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#im 22 and defining my worth by my credit score & bank balance 💀

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modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

#AGREED #my fuckin roommate found my reddit account. i complain about her dogs there.....m #my stepdad found my Tiktok so I nuked my whole account 💀

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Sitting here wondering how the Magnus Archives might have played out differently if Martin had accidentally let a cat into the office instead of a dog.

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#BABIES

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me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm

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Happy Valentine's Day 🌸✨

I wish you a wonderful day with your lover, friend(s), family, pet(s) or Chat Noir figure ... (non? just me?)

Again, thank you very much for every like, reblog, lovely tag/message and new follower! ..More than a Valentine, you are my "everyday Ladybug" 🐞💕 (So? Did your heart skip a beat with this one? ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖))

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I’ve seen so many versions of the tma finale where Jon is a distorted thing with a bunch of eyes floating above the ground but hear me out:

The moment Jon becomes the pupil of the eye, he looks even more like himself than he’s looked in years.

I dunno I feel like the implications are kinda sick.

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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing

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Could use a hug I think. But if anyone touch me I will kill them also

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adrien is acespec, autistic, genderqueer, and arguably not human (sentibeing). he does not realize any of these facts, however, because that would require knowing himself. which he does not