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sylhea-raemi · 1 day
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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Protect yourself during earthquakes!
If possible, DROP! COVER! HOLD ON!
Using cane, DROP! COVER! HOLD ON!
Using walker, LOCK! COVER! HOLD ON!
Using wheelchair LOCK! COVER! HOLD ON!
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sylhea-raemi · 1 day
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obsessed with the way this update video for the MTA implies that their bus upgrade vaporizes cars
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new contender for best community note of all time
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sylhea-raemi · 2 days
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to be honest it would make me a lot more comfortable if you guys would show a little concern about trump running for president again. Do not inbox me and say you don’t like joe biden omg i already know. but can we show a little concern. about donald trump. being the republican candidate for president. for the third election in a row.
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sylhea-raemi · 5 days
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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
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sylhea-raemi · 5 days
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Have any of your friendships ever ended because you were always the first one to talk to someone and one day you stopped to see if they would talk to you first and they never did so you just stopped talking to each other?
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sylhea-raemi · 5 days
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Person who really wants to be dominated by a strong-armed authoritarian in a snappy uniform, but also they want to keep their kinks ideologically pure, so they split the difference and fantasise about getting their ass beat by the inspector-general of the US Postal Service.
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sylhea-raemi · 5 days
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My solution for bloatware is this: by law you should hire in every programming team someone who is Like, A Guy who has a crappy laptop with 4GB and an integrated graphics card, no scratch that, 2 GB of RAM, and a rural internet connection. And every time someone in your team proposes to add shit like NPCs with visible pores or ray tracing or all the bloatware that Windows, Adobe, etc. are doing now, they have to come back and try your project in the Guy's laptop and answer to him. He is allowed to insult you and humilliate you if it doesn't work in his laptop, and you should by law apologize and optimize it for him. If you try to put any kind of DRM or permanent internet connection, he is legally allowed to shoot you.
With about 5 or 10 years of that, we will fix the world.
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Fearing losing Eurydice and impatient to see her, her loving spouse turned around, and she was instantly drawn back. She reached for his embrace and wished to hold him. Her poor hands clutched only the empty air. Dying a second time, she did not complain. His sole fault was loving her.
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隣の席の折田さん
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