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#lost 20 minutes of my smoke/lunch break because of my bladder shyness 😡 #this person WOULD NOT LEAVE THE BATHROOM #literally sat there for 20 minutes waiting to take a piss #i need help

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Hold on just a moment there, you're telling me a 19 year old said something kinda cringe on the internet? Incredible. I need to be mad about this for like four days.

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what effect is this supposed to have on me

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i'm literally begging people to relearn how to use earbuds and headphones. i don't wanna hear your fucking tiktok while im waiting for my flight.

#they are absolutely not too expensive they literally have decent pairs at five below for five bucks

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Google Maps is worse than useless - actively harmful

Hard to overstate how enshittified and botshitted Google Maps has become. Went looking for my local locksmith on Gmaps. Maps shows 20+ fake locksmith referral scam outlets and doesn't even register the real locksmith, despite it being fully visible in Street View.

Instead, a red pin on the shop identifies it as a fake locksmith scammer. The real locksmith - which has been there SINCE 1942 (!!) and is a verified merchant - doesn't even show up.

Google has been promising to clean up locksmith scams since the early 2010s, and has completely failed. A company that can't figure this out - but still has $80b for a stock buyback! - does not deserve the 90% market share in search it spends $26b/year to maintain.

#no they can easily figure it out. they just don't care

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#NAHHH WHY IS THIS ME LMAO

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#you know what hilarious? this type of stuff reminds literally EVERYBODY in my life of me lmfao #like show this to any of my irl friends and they'll go lol that's Derek

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bongbo

#I'd smoke out of it

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Dude that is too much slop for him

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Inner, acrylic painting by nickbleb

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