#I wish this was real

[greenofrain]

i had a dream last night of a dungeons and daddies miniseries dm'd by Will where Glenn Close (Freddie), Nicky Close (Anthony) and 2 demons from Glenn's band (Matt and Beth) have to break into the home of Casandra Swift to recover something that Nick left behind. However, Casandra is away for the holidays, and the only person in the home is young Taylor Swift, who has just finished the anime adaptation of Home Alone. Hijinks ensue.

#i wish this was real #dungeons and daddies #dndads #glenn close #nick close #nicky close foster #taylor swift

[willlic]

My fiance and I were blabbing about potential one piece movie ideas last night and I'm obsessed with this one idea and I know it will never happen but FUCK I wish it would. So basically the premise is its a normal fantastical high stakes adventure for the strawhats, that doesn't change. Plot beats don't change either. But, the twist is its all from usopps perspective. Not like literal looking theough his eyes, but focused on him, and his experience. Generally as a character he notices everything, it's his job to be the sniper, and that paired with anxiety makes usopp hyper aware of his surroundings, the crew members, and where they're at. Idk if you guys have noticed, but unless he's super into a hobby or something he's doing for fun, he's super aware of everyone and their emotional state, safety, his environment etc. That's part of why he's scared all the time, he's very risk aware. So the movie would be showcasing that basically. You would see his strategy options he debates and why, the things he notices about crew members, and get a good look at his internal workings and his perspective of his crew members and their capabilities. And because he values them highly, it will end up having these moments of appreciation when he's observing their strengths. But the story would be his perspective, his experience as he's running around, his thought process and concerns for others that motivate his behavior etc. It wouldn't jump to other characters, just show his story. And after my fiance was done describing the opening scene and its cool details(I won't even try, he did it so beautifully and I can't recreate it) I was like "wait, so are we basically describing 'the zeppo' buffy episode but just usopp instead of Xander as a premise?" And he was like, "oh my God, yes. That's the one where the world is ending but we just follow Xander around and see his highjinx and emotional journey of recognizing his value right?" "Yes, and by the end he doesn't need other people to see his value, or know his experience because he sees it himself and that's good enough." Anyways I'm obsessed with this idea now and desperately wish it would be a real movie. Usopp is such an undervalued character and his scenes are framed as comedic even when he's really cool. This could break that form(slightly, it would still be fun but he wouldn't be comedic releif) and also could showcase characters like nami and chopper as well. Usopp sees their value as well and I don't think namis fights in this would be reduced to just using thunderbolt tempo etc.

#usopp #one piece #god usopp #one piece movie #btvs #the zeppo #btvs episode the zeppo #xander harris #usopp-centric #i wish this was real #cat burglar nami #nami #tony tony chopper

[zeynep-ayse]

DID I MISSED SOMETHING–

(cr: @/formula1_fans16 on TikTok.)

#i wish this was real #lestappen #i can't do this anymore #charles leclerc #max verstappen

[patepaka]

What if they have a zoom meeting 🤔

#transformers #maccadam #megatron #fanart #mtmte #ultra magnus #rodimus #idw ultra magnus #idw megatron #idw rodimus #mtmte rodimus #mtmte ultra magnus #i should have draw the zoom buttons but got lazy lol #i wish this was real #rodimus gonna be in the lock room #MEGATRON IS NUMBER ONE WIFE

[el-michoacano]

Imagine Nacho surviving, having run into the desert rather than threatening Bolsa. Imagine him running all the way up to Canada. Gus has already killed Manuel, but Nacho knows there's no point in seeking vengeance. He's learned his lesson. He's pretty happy now, running an upholstery shop of his own.

He's alone up there for a few years, but one day, he's at a diner for lunch, and in steps a familiar figure. There's Mike, who managed to drive off unhindered by Walt.

They're both tough, quiet guys, but they're thrilled to see each other. They go fishing and hunting and camping, and they just have fun together. They're kindred spirits, after all.

Then one day, Mike suggests they head over to Alaska. There's a friend there he wants to check up on.

#i would give anything for this to be the real ending #nacho varga #mike ehrmantraut #jesse pinkman #better call saul #breaking bad #my bcs #in which nacho and jesse work together to make furniture and pop pop gets to enjoy his retirement #the boys occasionally send money down south for kaylee though mike would never ask them to #i wish this was real

[color-palettes]

From Suricrasia Online's Library

#unreality #i wish this was real #i want toread this book

[cobaltcable]

I know nobody asked but I'm gonna share this anyway since it's been eating my brain lately.

My dream cartoon/movie adaptation of the TMNT series would be a kinda sorta re-imagining of the 2003 series or 1990 movie continuity that adapts EVEN MORE of the original 1984 Mirage comic’s stories. Including stories from the image comics Urban legends run and eventually leading into TMNT: The Last Ronin and its universe of stories. All in one seamless long-running story. Maybe even with some re-contextualized stories from other popular TMNT continuities like the 2007 movie, the 2012 series, or IDW, but mostly sticking with the original comics. This will probably never happen but a guy can still dream!

#teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt #tmnt 2003 #tmnt 1990 #tmnt crossover #tmnt mirage #tmnt urban legends #tmnt the last ronin #I wish this was real #I love being a turtle!

[fiveninetyeightt]

I love how at the end of dps neil and todd get together and live happily together in a little cottage together with a cat while todd writes and neil acts like it was soooo cute

#dead poets society #i wish this was real #anderperry #they deserve the world #i love them

[ive-been-good-i-swear]

Teach me

Okay so the first part of this is a true story and the rest is a fantasy of what could have been. When I was younger, I had the biggest crush on this older guy at school. He was tall and so attractive and he would always compliment me saying how cute and small I was. I didn't notice it at the time but he was kind of a creep. He was a senior and would approach multiple freshmen girls just like me with the sole purpose of sleeping with them. I was oblivious and absolutely obsessed, thinking I was the only girl he was talking to, following him around like a lost puppy, constantly waiting for him to text me back. One night when we were were texting, somehow the conversation veered towards him talking about touching myself and I was so confused. I admitted that I didn't know that girls could pleasure themselves, I just figured that it was something only boys could do.

He offered to teach me how to touch myself.

I shyly declined, saying "oh no, it's okay. You don't have to do that."

Damn how I wish that he would have ignored me. I wish that the next day at school that he would have lured me away from my friend's table, leading me behind the school gym where no one could see us. I wish he would have thrown me against the brick wall, pinning me there so he could slip his hands down my pants. I would be scared and confused, asking what he was doing.

He'd say, "I'm helping you. Learning how to masturbate is an important part of growing up. I told you I would teach you, right?"

I'd try to wiggle away as his long fingers found my clit and started to rub at it. I would tell him that it feels funny and I want him to stop. He doesn't, he just began after all. He hasn't even inserted the tip of his finger inside of me and I'm already bawling like a child. He tries to shut me up by kissing me but I'm still sobbing uncontrollably.

Growing impatient he starts to tug down my jeans, and pushes me onto the ground, telling me to do it myself. Touch myself. Still crying, I tell him I don't know how.

"I want you to rub yourself like I was! Do what I did!" He'd yell

I'd comply, rubbing myself and trying to rut my hand in an amateur attempt to get off. At this point he'd pull out his cock and start stroking it. Id stare at it in a trance, the first penis I'd ever seen. "I want you to stick a finger inside!" He'd order.

'Inside what?' I would question aloud only for him to kneel down I front of me, grab my hand, and start to force my index finger inside a hole I had never acknowledged until that moment. "In your cunt, idiot!" He'd shout, inserting me inside of myself. I would buck my hips and scream all about how it hurts, my virgin pussy was too tight to accept even my small fingers. I tell him that it won't fit.

"it better. Because tomorrow, I'm going to teach you how to take my cock!"

#nsft #1cky thoughts #1cky princess #free use slvt #send 1cky asks #true story #cnc k!nk #rough cnc #masturbait #F0rced masturb4tion #r@pe k!nk #r@pe fantasy #r@pe kink #r@petoy #i wish this was real #I wish he would have just forced me a bit more #I would have totally gone along with it at some point #cvmslvt

[venolfy]

I definitely need to get back to creating arts and writing fics about them!

#creatorship #Henry stein x Joey Drew #bendy and the ink machine #bendy and the dark revival #batim #batdr #henry stein #joey drew #joey x henry #writing #i miss this ship #i wish this was real #i can imagine when Henry writing peom and create some deeply and intimate drawings with Joey Drew... wanting this to be real

[cmoonfanstuff]

Posted by Aidan’s father. Looking great! I wish they were from a real movie or TUA, but it doesn’t look like it. Great photoshoot!

#aidan gallagher #tua #five hargreeves #i wish this was real #the umbrella academy #number five #number 5 #umbrella academy

[duskyashe]

NaNoWriMo Day #12

[masterlist]

Prompt found here

(for my regular readers, this is the Harry Potter ficlet I meant to write yesterday)

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The first order of operations, after their great escape from Hogwarts, was Gringotts bank to set up the last of their business affairs. After that, they went directly to the ministry. Fred and George shared a glance while in the elevator. They had some... Business with the family services division.

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A week and a half after the Weasley twins left Hogwarts with a bang, Harry got a letter from them. Well, actually, Harry got two letters, a letter from Remus, which was a clever disguise for the letter from the twins, involving the same passphrase as the Marauders Map, and a letter from the ministry, which was explained by the letter from the twins from Remus.

Dearest Ikle Harrykins,

You should, at this time, have received a letter from the family services division at the ministry. We would have talked to you about this before going through with it, but we thought it best to act as soon as we legally could, instead. We want you to know that we have the utmost respect for your parents, and in no way are we trying to replace them—we'd be very poor replacements, in all honesty, your father was a legend, and your mum was bloody brilliant with a wand—we just want you to have a better home life than the one you do now, and we're tired of waiting for the adults in our lives to step up and step in. We have tried so many times to get mum or dad to lodge an inquiry or sue for custody, but they never took us seriously, and for that, we're truly sorry. They lost out on the chance to gain a truly spectacular—stupendous—extraordinary—yeah, alright, you get it, wonderful son like you. Instead, they'll get the shock of a lifetime, with their twin seventeen year old sons giving them their first grandbaby. Congrats, mum, it's a boy!

Harry, we want what's best for you, but we want you to trust us most of all. We know you struggle with authority figures, and we know there's a very good reason for that. You don't have to call us anything specific, simply using our names will do, but we're open to anything you'd be comfortable calling us. If you'd prefer more of a brotherly relationship over anything paternal, well, we certainly have more than enough practice with that! Either way, we will have to set and enforce certain rules, no matter what, though the what and how would be better discussed in person than over post.

We also want you to be prepared for a potential eruption of Mount Molly when we come to pick you up from the station, we haven't exactly told mum that we adopted you. We've only told Remus, Snuffles, and Bill, who helped ward our shop as part of our deal with the FSD for being allowed to adopt, "Someone of such standing while so young," hope you don't mind.

Anyway, if you want to tell your muggle relatives that you've found alternative housing for the rest of your schooling, you may want to do so soon, or you can simply write Remus back that you'd like your mischief managed and one of us will take care of it instead. Whichever you'd prefer, though honestly, I think Bill is planning on checking out those supposed blood wards on the place no matter what you say, just so you know.

We hope we haven't stepped too far out of bounds. We hope that we haven't broken your trust in us, or think we don't trust you for not talking to you about this before we left. Honestly, we thought of this idea right before we walked into Gringotts, so there wasn't time to talk to you beforehand. While it was somewhat spur of the moment, we do not and cannot regret adopting you, only the lack of discussion between us about it.

Hoping to talk again soon,

Gred and Forge

Before Harry knew it, he was in tears. He was beyond glad he'd taken the letters to bed with him and read them in privacy, or he'd have to explain to Ron and Hermione, or, Merlin forbid, the whole House, that he was fine, better than fine, even. His friends, his brothers, had seen him struggling to stay afloat, and instead of patting him on the head and telling him it was okay, they bloody well made him a life preserver and tied the other end to themselves. He legally never had to go back to the Dursley's ever again, the letter from the ministry confirmed it. Fred and George were his legal guardians, no one could force Harry to go anywhere without their say-so.

Hastily, and somewhat quietly due to the sleeping state of most of his roommates, Harry rushed to find a relatively intact piece of parchment to write his reply. He never wanted anything to do with his relatives again. A sob ripped out of his chest as it fully sunk in. He was free.

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Hey all! Still sick (⁠٥⁠↼⁠_⁠↼⁠) But we got snow this morning, so that was a good surprise! ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧ I had a really busy day today, so today's ficlet is pretty short, but I wanted to make sure I actually kept my word (even though I didn't write this the day I initially meant to (⁠^⁠～⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ)

I'm not sure if I'll write any more non-Danny Phantom × DC/Danny Phantom × Batman ficlets (ie anything not of those crossovers) the rest of this month, I might throw in another Miraculous Ladybug × Batman ficlet or two for the practice, but I haven't really read anything not in one of those three fandoms (Miraculous Ladybug, Danny Phantom, and DC/Batman (a lot of Batman fics involve the wider DC universe, but not all of them...)) in a few months and that's making writing anything not in those fandoms more difficult than is helpful when I only have a single day to work on a given prompt 乁⁠(⁠ ⁠•⁠_⁠•⁠ ⁠)⁠ㄏ after November, when I'm no longer limited to just one prompt per day, we'll see!

Anyways, have a good morning/day/night!

#harry potter prompt #harry potter #fred weasley #george weasley #fanfic #fanfiction #nanowrimo 2022 #NaNoWriMo Day 12 #i wish this was real #Harry deserved better #fred and goerge weasley #adopt Harry Potter #and don't tell him in person #to be fair #they also didn't tell their mother #Fred and George became teenaged (17 years old) dads of another teenager (that's Harry at 15)

[plinktastic]

this happend to me today

#bugbo #bugbo real #i wish this was real #bugbo series #digital art #art #i mean i think this is art #if you dont thats a you problem #bugbo fanart #meme? idk

[strangermurdock]

finally got my valentine’s day decorations put up

#i love him so much #i wish this was real #matt murdock #matthew murdock #daredevil #marvel #charlie cox #valentines day #decor #disney plus #marvel shows #nmcu #nmcu daredevil

[basilisk06]

I wish buddy.

I wish,

.

#the owl house #why disney why #damn you #the owl house luz #luz noceda #the owl house eda #eda the owl lady #edalyn clawthorne #king clawthorne #the owl house king #i wish this was real

[miradelletarot]

I can't art.

It's horrible really. I can envision--in great detail--an adorable scene between my Druid Tav (Sagora) and Gale. Alas, my hands do not get the same message. I can barely draw a stick figure. My 8 yr old daughter can draw better than me. Where she got her talents is beyond my comprehension. I imagine Sagora leaning back into Gale as they sit together on his balcony. One pair of hands gently locked together with sparks of the weave and delicate magical vines and leaves swirl around their hands. Gale's opposite hand likely holding some book he's casually reading. It's just past the golden hour...the weary sun is taking it's daily dive into the sea, and the night (with a small glittering of stars) is starting to claim the sky above. Also, Tara is likely chillin' on a comfy cat tree/perch...napping with an old open tome under her on the opposite side of the balcony. I love that my brain sees this with such detail. I may not be able to draw for crap, but at least I still have my imagination so that's something =>

#gale x tav #bg3 gale #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #gale romance #i wish this was real