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lemongooose · 6 months

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WHY DOES THE TEXTURE OF APPLE PIE HAVE TO EXIST

#like the taste!!! thats great!! love that!!!#but WHY does it have to have the texture of a mushy apple #ITS SO NASTY #thibis also the same reason why i hate apple sauce #and on the topic of that i hate most puddings

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nexo-nex · 2 months

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i ate peach 🍑today and I never want to try it again in my life lowkeyyyy

#b.txt #i hate its taste and the texture when i try to eat it is sooooo 👎👎👎👎👎#i wish apples werent so damn expensive cause else i would love to buy some of them

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middle-school-honami · 7 months

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I need new apple pie recipes...

I've baked the same one at ten times today..

#honami says #about fifty times this month..#maybe i could try adding some nuts or chocolate.?#// i love the taste of apple pie but i hate the texture of the apples #// i think thats funny when im rping honami

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bellaxisworld · 13 days

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april 12, @jegulus-microfic prompt: amortentia. word count: 682.

The iridescent sheen of the potion enchants Regulus; he could stare at the lovely pinkish-pearled swirls for hours, dazed and happy to be smelling the things he loves the most. He smiles down at the cauldron, reminded of his happiest memories, reminded of every good thing that makes life worth living.

He leans forward to inhale, eyes blissfully falling shut. Today is one of his favorite Potions days—they finally brewed Amortentia. He’s an excellent potioneer, and he’s waited years for the day they brew it in class. Regulus sighs, content, and catalogs each distinct smell and their origin.

(1) He smells lavender and roses. This one isn’t hard to decode—Pandora smells like lavender, and she leaves pink rose petals in his bags and pockets when she senses he needs good luck.

(2) The next smell is far more sugary and rather… artificial in nature. Peach candies, he realizes. His chest warms, reminded of summersweet memories with Sirius, sneaking to Hogsmeade to steal candies together and scurrying home, tripping over gangly feet and laughing too loudly for the still night. Midnights spent huddled together under too-hot covers, quiet giggles and sticky hands grabbing for the pile of sweets between them. Peach candies were always Sirius’ favorite.

(3) Next he smells grass and wind, which he is not surprised to find, and likely derives from his love for Quidditch. No, his love for flying. Regulus feels most at peace when flying, whipping around the air with precision and skill. He feels free, when flying.

This next part is where he gets confused.

Regulus Black finds himself squinting at the cauldron, begging it to tell him its secrets. It’s rather mysterious, he thinks, a potion that can tell you everything you love. He folds his arms over his chest, huffing quietly.

(4) Regulus smells apples.

He smells… apples? He’s not familiar with apples, you see, so he cannot distinguish what kind of apple he smells. But there is a distinct apple smell wafting from his cauldron, and he leans back, blinking down in concern.

An important thing to note—Regulus Black hates apples.

At least, he hates eating apples. He won’t eat apple pie, or apple sauce, or apple juice or artificial apple flavors—he dislikes the taste and texture of them. The smell of apples isn’t too overpowering, so he isn’t too far bothered in that sense, but to find apples in his Amortentia perplexes him more than anything.

He thinks again, quill tapping against his notebook beside the cauldron. The Amortentia told him he loves Pandora, Sirius, flying, and… he doesn’t know what the apples could possibly signify. Apples. Apples. Apples.

The apples have stumped him.

Regulus thinks about apples for the rest of the day. He thinks about apples and fruits and any correlation, and he thinks why, why apples?

He’s walking with his friends to the dungeons later that evening when it hits him square in the face like a bag of bricks. He almost trips over his own feet, barely holding himself properly upright.

“No. No, no, no, no—it can’t possibly be. No, I refuse.” He shakes his head violently, stomach lurching and eyes watering. He sprints all the way to his dorm room bathroom, locking himself tightly within and avoiding the worried shouts of his friends.

He recalls the memory, crystal-clear now. He recalls the distinct smell of apples. He recalls the playful smiles and loud, booming laugh of the boy beside him.

He recalls the apples. The apples. The apples.

He recalls the apples, because Regulus Black was sitting under an apple tree with James Potter the first time he thought, James is the prettiest boy I’ve ever seen. That day was the first time he got butterflies, his belly in an uproar over the proximity of a boy like James, a boy with a smile brighter than every star in the sky. That day, Regulus looked at James and realized he wanted to know what it felt like to fall.

He takes out his Potions notebook, scribbling furiously:

Pandora, Sirius, flying, and… James Potter.

part of a collection of microfics on ao3(2/?): in every life, my heart finds yours.

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soda-sparkss · 10 months

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Wallaby Headcanons!

I love these two way too much! I have to share my headcanons with you all, the citizens of doodletown!

Wally loves to play with Barnaby's ears! They're very soft and one of Wally's favorite textures.

Wally's favorite place to sit is on Barnaby's shoulders

Barnaby likes to show Wally magic tricks! He once pulled an apple out of his hat as a confession gift and Wally was so impressed!

Wally often forgets little things about himself, but Barnaby is there to remind him!

Wally chews on the stitches of his fingertips as a nervous stim, so Barnaby helped him stitch them back together

Movie nights! So many movie nights!

WWally's eyes dilate whenever he's near Barnaby and the silly blue dog can tell when he's staring affectionately or with malice

The two love to hold hands while walking! in fact, Wally's gotten so used to having his hand held that he'll accidentally grab another neighbor's hand if he's walking alongside them.

Since Wally can eat with his eyes, he's curious as to how everything tastes. Barnaby often has to tell him not to eat a chunk out of the counter-

The two like to draw on each other's faces an arms! Frank has spotted them all marked up at least 7 times

Wally likes to cook in his spare time and Barnaby is his certified taste tester!

They both walk barefoot around the house

Wally is almost always at Barnaby's place!

They give each other stickers!

Wally is the only person Barnaby shares his food with

Barnaby is teaching Wally to dance!

They have little ragdolls of each other that they cuddle with at night

Wally prefers Barnaby's hand beans over fidget toys

Wally doesn't mind when Barnaby lays on him amd oftentimes falls asleep when he does

Sometimes they'll plan picnics or have playdates where they decorate the sidewalk with more chalk drawings

They always go to Howdy's place together

Barnaby helps Wally read through the guestbook

Wally gives gentle pecks/kisses while Barnaby prefers to give big wet kisses

Sometimes the two do their own thing whike in each other's company

Wally always gets up early, no matter how late he went to sleep. Barnaby always sleeps in past 12

Only Barnaby has seen Wally cry

Wally loves sweet foods while Barnaby like savory foods

Wally doesn't mind the texture of paper while Barnaby despises it

They both eat whipped cream right out of the can

They have three photobooks filled with mostly pictures of them together

They both like to act in Sally's plays!

Wally loves to be tickled and Barnaby always does it to cheer him up after a bad day

Barnaby likes to chew on Wally's fingers. He doesn't seem to mind

They have alternate nicknames for each other! Spots and Swirls

Barnaby gazes lovingly at wally even when he does the most mundane of things

They both hate the sound of fireworks, but love the looks of them

Wally uses Barnaby as a pillow

They like to play with the beetles in Frank's garden

On weekends, they build pillow forts in their houses and make shadow puppets!

Sometimes Wally just needs a big ol squeeze! And Barnaby is al2ays there to provide!

Both have stepped barefoot in paint and run aroind the neighborhood to leave little tracks!

They have one tree they carved their names into as a pledge to never leave each other

Wally will listen to Barnaby talk to for hours on end

Wally gets jealous sometimes and often secretly holds grudges

Barnaby makes Wally some hot cocoa if he can't relax

They kiss each other's hands before going their separate ways

Wally tries to paint in the dark and Barnaby has to remind him to turn on a light

Barnaby likes to trace little shapes on Wally's hand. Sometimes he even leaves him a message!(Wally can barely understand what he writes though)

#welcome home #welcome home puppet show #wally darling #welcome home wally #wally x barnaby #barnaby b beagle #welcome home barnaby

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just-another-linguist · 2 months

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Finweans favourite ice cream flavours headcanons

Valinor!Maedhros: loves loves LOVES strawberry ice cream. He likes vanilla, chocolate and chocolate chip ice cream too. He hates anything sour or bitter and loves sweetness. He doesn't like coffee flavour or peppermint flavour and thinks it tastes bad (a thing he and his brother disagree with). He likes to have waffles in his ice cream and a cherry on top, too.

Himring!Maedhros: Hates ice cream. Thinks it's too cold. They don't even have it in middle-earth, so it's stupid thinking about it anyway (They do) Ice cream is too sweet and cold, it's cold in Himring anyway, strawberries taste like shit, Finno's wrong about him, he doesn't like ice-cream (He does he's just too petty to admit it)

Fingon: Every single sweet fruity flavour they have to offer, mango, strawberry, cherry, blueberry, forestberries, raspberry and every other sweet berry or fruit. He especially prefers a combination of mango and rasbberry ice cream. As long as it's sweet and fruity, he'll love it. You don't even need to add a cherry or waffle or pour source on the ice cream, he'll be pleased. However, SOUR fruits and berries are forbidden and not to be fed to him. Lemon and green apple ice cream are no-go's.

Maglor: Look, we all have our differences in the characterisation of Maglor Feanorian, but we gotta agree on one thing: He is flamboyant and with that I mean the most pretentious and pompous elv you will meet in your life. Yes he's kind and loyal and loving but holy shit the kid's eating preferences are picky. He would like a combination of peppermint ice cream, one of chocolate chip ice cream and one yoghurt ice cream on top of each other with chocolate sauce poured over every scoop of ice cream, a waffle, cherry and sprinkles on top, but ONLY the rainbow sprinkles, not the chocolate ones. Coconut ice cream is good, too. He will not just eat one or two scoops, no. He needs it artistically rendered or else he won't eat the ice cream. If, and only if, he doesn't want this specific combination, he wants a similar one with the same sprinkles, sauce and decorations but with lemon, dragonfruit and green apple ice cream. Yes, he likes sour ice cream.

Curufin and Celegorm: Think ice cream is for the weak. Curufin and Finrod have had entire serious arguments over food. In Nargothrond, Finrod intruduced an entire holliday about ice-cream just to spite him. Curufin secretely likes ice cream (only his father and Celegorm know. Caranthir suspects), but surpresses that because he thinks ice cream is a thing for children and sweet-hearted people. Celegorm genuinely doesn't like ice cream, but doesn't really believe ice cream is shit, he just thinks it's a little bit overrated.

Finrod: Pretentiousness 300. Has a unhidden love for coffee ice cream. very bitchy about ice cream in general. Mr. I-Want-That-With-Caramel-Sauce-Please. Thinks chocolate and strawberry ice-cream is overrated. LOVES salted caramel ice cream. Favourite combination is salted caramel, coffee and vanilla ice cream. Doesn't like fruit ice cream (Fingon loathes him for that).

Feanor: Number 1# coffee ice cream fan. It's the only flavour he likes except maybe peppermint, which he tolerates. His brothers and sisters bullied him for it when they were still on semi-good relations. Does in general not get ice cream very often, and only if his father asks him to eat something.

Finwe: Thinks ice cream is this new hipster youngin' trend and never really tried it. Once took a bite out of his son's coffee ice cream and hated it, which, to be honest, is understandable. Also thinks it's too cold and that it's uncomfortable because of how your teeth feel when you eat too much too fast. Likes the texture tho.

Fingolfin: Chocolate ice cream with chocolate sauce and chocolate sprinkles on it. Yes, he is that kid. Finwe always says he's gonna get real health problems one day with the amount of sugar he consumes. Wanted to copy his elder brother once and tried coffee ice cream and regretted it immediately. Salted caramel and peppermint tasted shitty, too. He then tried sweet fruity flavours which he liked more.

#silmarillion #tolkien #the silmarillion #silm #maedhros #fingon #maglor #finwe #fingolfin #feanor #finrod #celegorm #curufin #my headcanons #silm headcanons

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bra1nwashed · 6 months

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more ghouls with halloween candy

swiss is suuuuch a sucker person. he loves blow pops but he'll take dum dums or others too! he also really likes those caramel apple suckers. another thing he really likes is gummies?? not really any reason but he does. he also likes gum. it's an oral fixation thing yk? :b he also will eat most things that are sour. he will swallow a ring pop whole. and lemon heads too.

phantom also loves gummies. he likes the texture and most things fruity. he hates anything banana flavored tho bc it tastes gross to him and also most cherry flavored things bc it reminds him of cough syrup. he also loves caramel but he has an issue with it sticking to his mouth and teeth so it always looks like a dog trying to eat peanut butter. ;-; he's also totally the type to love getting those little bags of cheeseballs in their halloween candy. would also swallow a ring pop or lemon head whole, much like swiss.

rain is such a chocolate guy imo. he'll eat some fruity things every once and a while but 3 musketeers, snickers, hershey's, etc- much more his thing. he has this weird opinion on dark chocolate tho where depending on his mood, he'll either love it or hate it. doesn't like white chocolate tho.

dew absolutely loves sour candy and i am a strong supporter of this hc (which i've heard from so many people). he loves sour patch kids, sweetarts, warheads, crybaby candy, literally just anything sour. he also really likes gum and will steal it from the others of they won't trade him. once again, would swallow a whole ring pop or lemon head.

mountain is mallow person. not just personality wise, but he genuinely just likes marshmallows. really almost any candy with marshmallow, he'll like.he also like the same kind of candy rain does so they commonly share amongst themselves. he's not a fan of sour candy tho. he just doesn't like the flavor and also it hurts his tongue. :( he also isn't the greatest fan of peanut butter bc of the flavor, smell, and often texture. he'll eat it sometimes but he really only likes it in sandwiches or reese's, not any other candy. he doesn't like butterfingers bc of the crumby, crunchy texture.

rory loves anything strawberry flavored, especially starburst. she loves any and all types of starburst candy but strawberry is her favorite. still refuses to try a twizzler. loves hershey's and likes dark and white chocolate but she prefers milk over all. she also doesn't like butterfingers bc of the texture. not really a sour candy fan but she does like fruity stuff.

lus isn't super picky. she doesn't have a preference between chocolate and fruity flavors. she loves hershey's, snickers, crunch, 3 musketeers, really anything chocolate. her favorite starburst flavor is also strawberry but she also likes the lemon ones. a sweetarts enjoyer.

cirrus loves peanut butter stuff. reese's and butterfingers are her jackpot. she also really like twix and hershey's. she's not much of a sour fan but she'll eat some of it. she does not like smarties, they remind her of chalk. i also feel like she'd be the type to bite her suckers to fuck with people and see them cringe.

#the band ghost #phantom ghoul #aeon ghoul #dewdrop ghoul #sodo ghoul #swiss ghoul #mountain ghoul #rain ghoul #cirrus ghoulette #aurora ghoulette #cumulus ghoulette #ghost band #nameless ghouls #nameless ghoulettes #nameless ghoul headcanons #don't worry guys they all brushed their teeth afterwards #copia made sure

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bogleech · 1 year

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please share a refresher of some of your food flavor and texture opinions. I'm having a discussion with my wife about our various Autistic Food Rules and she didn't believe me when I said y'all had similar palettes.

I have a really strong sense of taste (the same exact thing but two different brands may as well be night and day to me; pepsi and coke are as different as apple juice and orange juice) and yet I STILL find that texture is more important, and soft textures are almost always better. French fries are best soft, moist and limp the way they make them at East Coast barbeque pits and board walks. All meat is best as tender and juicy as possible and if a meat is safe to eat raw it is always best raw. The fat is also the best part, but I mean the buttery fat that melts away, not the hard chewy gristly fat which is horrible.

Cookies are never good completely crunchy. Raw dough is good but the very best cookies are half-baked extra chewy ones, especially if they have soft doughy centers and only lightly crispy edges, with chips still melted from the oven. Chocolate in general is better warm than cold especially when it's softened up as much as fudge, and fudge is also good. Eggplant is the best vegetable particularly stir fried until it's all buttery smooth. The only food that's good crisp and crunchy is fruit, any fruit that can be crisp such as apples or pears should be as crisp as possible. Crispy grapes are the very best but they're also the hardest to come by. I end up pinching grapes at the store hoping to find some that have absolutely no give. The best pizza topping is in fact anchovies as long as they're properly cooked into it. Anchovies are also delicious when baked into spaghetti sauce or lasagna. Pineapple however is also good when cooked on pizza, even if it doesn't go super great with anchovy.

In fact, all fruit is actually pretty good when cooked and paired with something savory. Sweet + savory is great in MOST contexts, there's no food in the world that honey can't go on.

Peanut butter, and I mean the sweetened kind from a jar, is also great in savory dishes like curries.

I know this is a very hard sell but peanut butter + pickle chips in a sandwich or on crackers are an actual snack some people enjoy and once I tried it I thought it was awesome. I don't care for the flakiness of most cooked fish but I love canned tuna for whatever reason, tuna salad is like the most reliably palatable food in the world to me? The much reviled Spam and its imitations are in fact delicious pan fried, all the authentic Hawaiian recipes are amazing and Spam musubi is amazing.

I don't mind waffles but I think they're inferior to good pancakes, maybe because waffles have that drier and more rigid surface? Love when pancakes are a bit stretchy. Stretchy white bread like a super fresh French baguette is one of the most good things in the world with nothing at all added to it.

The only common food I find totally revolting is corn. Peas and beans also gross me out a little, all the plants that come in little round nodules. Not fond of most pot pies and stuff with a bunch of different little chopped up veggies in them, don't know why, maybe because all of those veggies would be so much better a little pan-seared on their own? I also find it genuinely kind of annoying and sad when people even “jokingly” comment on these posts about how gross some of these are, none of them are really that uncommon in my experience except maybe the peanut butter pickle thing but I still don’t get why people feel so strongly about some of it. Almost all food is good and I don’t hate the alternatives I can stomach rigid crispy SOULLESS french fries just fine when I really have to

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kushblazer666 · 4 months

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Something that took me way too long to learn that I thought I'd pass along:

"Picky eaters" are, in fact, picky.

When you offer something to eat to someone who has preferences for certain foods, and they say, "No, thank you," it's because they don't like what you've made, or because they like other things more.

It's not because your food is unpredictable, and they don't *know* if they like it.

Here's the thing:

If I make taco soup for a neurodiverse child and they love it, then they believe they love taco soup. The soup has ground beef, a bag of frozen mixed veggies, some beef broth, and taco seasoning. It's served with tortilla chips, and it's tasty.

And if, perhaps, the next time I make it, I add beans and a can of tomatoes?

I think it's excellent that way.

But it's the *same* taco soup as the one they remember. And maybe they can stand the texture of beans, or the acid of tomatoes.

They know that -- they just don’t know that they feel like they've been tricked.

Taco soup isn’t supposed to be one thing, every time.

If I say we're having "tacos" and one time it's chicken and one time it's ground beef and another time it's carnitas, that child can know whether "tacos" are something they can eat.

"Stir fry?" Forget it. Way too few variables.

Bananas aren’t variable.

Neither are apples.

But you know what does have variables?

Amy's frozen enchiladas.

Bread and peanut butter.

Add-hot-water-and-eat instant pho.

Taco Time meal number 8 with chicken, corn tortillas and a root beer.

Frozen gluten-free waffles.

Those are never the same every single time, no matter what.

If, God help me, I make chili mac (or hamburger macaroni, or hamburger helper, or whatever you call noodles and meat and tomato sauce all combined in a pan,) and I make it different every time? Then that child will be able to eat chili mac, even if it's not their favorite food.

Two of my kids went through a phase where they could only eat certain things, and I could always understand why they could love something one day and hate it a week later.

Turns out it's my creative, delicious, never-changing, unadaptable cooking.

I'm hoping this latest child with food preferences will adapt and overcome -- one of my older kids, who was at one point down to a list of six foods, just made excellent gumbo for Christmas and a plate of fantastic stir-fried rice at midnight tonight.

So if you're wondering why your kid wants to eat fast food but not your cooking?

It's entirely possible that it's because they hate your cooking, or because they love fast food.

It's because they don’t know they don't hate fast food. And they're sure they're going to hate whatever you're making.

(Comments, insight, discussion, empathy, as always, are welcome. But please give me advice on children and food preferences unless you have raised neurodiverse children with food aversions, have had to deal with being gluten-free and/or dairy-free for years, and understand the biology and psychology behind texture and taste sensitivities. Anyone who comments anything along the lines of, "Make them eat what's available -- eventually they're break down and eat" will be celebrated. It's like saying, "I know they're a vegetarian, but if they're hungry enough, they'll eat steak and like it." It's helpful and kind.)

Pictured is the very excellent gumbo we had for Christmas dinner.

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emojireviewpage · 1 year

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🍰Shortcake emoji review🍰

(While doing this review, An enormous moth scared me 😳)

Apple: It’s a shortcake. I mean, it can have more stuff because it is a little sad to see so little yet so detailed. This emoji has potential and the textures are spot-on. I guess I would eat this. It just misses stuff, because only a strawberry is a little boring. 6.5/10 I approve this.

Google: Cute! The colors remind me of a Pinterest cutesy aesthetic and I’m digging this. I see it has strawberries inside which adds to the average flavor of the cake. Oh wait, since when did strawberries have only 5 seeds and white? 6.5/10 Could be some form of mutation.

Samsung: I love the distribution of the whipped cream! The shiny strawberry is sorrounded by tasty-looking cream. I miss when this emoji had strawberries inside. Why did they change that? 7.5/10 I don’t get the change.

Microsoft: This is basically a simple version of the apple one. The same stuff. I can approve this because the colors are kind of warm. 4.5/10 Cute.

WhatsApp: Exquisite perspective! Strawberry jam is an unique choice and it really adds to this emoji. The shadow below the strawberry makes the strawberry look like a PNG. Am I the only one? 7.5/10 I like the jam.

Twitter: A plate! Not enough for my taste, but I like the simple style. I just need to say this. You can’t spread sprinkles on a strawberry and call it a masterpiece. Too scared of the bugs? 5/10 Did you know there were bugs on strawberries sometimes?

Facebook: Warm and sweet! It’s like WhatsApp. Jam, again, even though it looks like tomato sauce for me. Amazing detail on the strawberry. Pretty realistic. 7.5/10 I don’t like the jam texture…

Skype: Whose birthday is this cake? Strawberries on the inside is a nice touch and the candle is cutely colored. 4.5/10 because everything else about this is mediocre.

Twitter emoji stickers: 11/10 Just look at how creamy this is. The details are perfect. I love how the strawberry is bathed in cream that smoothly. The texture of the dough? Yum.

Joypixels: Sorry. I prefer the jam in another order. It does not mean I hate this. I like the strawberry because it resembles pureness. 6.5/10 This review is gonna have a lot of decimal results.

TossFace: Oh. 1/10

Emojidex: Anime style! Shiny strawberry! The colours are vibrant and lovely and I like that they added a shadow even though it needs to be darker. It looks a little messy though 9/10 Love the blueberry!

Openmoji: Ugh. I wouldn’t be pleased if I had to eat this cake on my birthday. 1/10 Is that a cherry?

Messenger: Noice. I like the four strawberries and the main strawberry is placed nicely. The cell shading is cute and it has a plate! Would want to be served with this cake. The colours could be softer and I think this looks a little slimy. 7.5/10 It’s okay. Not perfect but I like it!

Mozilla: What Twitter had been wishing to be. Thank you for improving. 6.25/10 Cute simplistic example.

thank you!

Yum, who likes strawberry shortcakes?🍰

#Emojireview #Emoji #cake #fyp #tumblr #cakeemoji #Strawberry #cute #funny #emojirating #emojiratings #cuteemojis #fypシ゚viral #streamIvecomeback

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all-eyes-no-dragon · 1 year

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How about we try reincarnating/isekaiing someone who isn't a salaryman or otaku NEET

Let's isekai a jock who cant believe this shit is happening, someone who doesn't know about anime or game tropes and doesn't immediately assimilate to the new world

Someone who won't just ignore their past life to the point where viewers even forget they're from another world because it just isn't relevant

Isekai has a lot of potential but they keep using the same rinse and repeat tired dry formula

Isekai people and not have others swoon and randomly fall at their feet for absolutely no reason despite the MCs having personalities as flavourful as the sand in the sandbox at the play park

Isekai more women, old people, little kids, uh college students maybe? I don't think I've ever seen a college student be isekaied before

Where's "I Just Wanted To Get My Degree In Archeology But Now The Prince From Another World Won't Stop Proposing Because He Thinks I'm A Goddess"?

Where's "Grandpa Retired But Fell Down A Hole So Now He's The Ultimate Baker In Another World"?

Where's "My Parents Hired A Fairy To Come To My Birthday Party But It Ended Up Being The Real Deal And Now I'm Stuck In Another World"?

Where's "I Scour This New World, Searching For A Way Home"?

Personally, "I Don't Have Time For An Adventure, I Need To Be Back By Dinner" sounds like a charmer to me.

Down with lookalike bland harem protagonists with no personality, dimensions and the exact same jobs (or in the case of the lack thereof)/hobbies (gaming, or however they want to spin it). Heck, these guys are basically all going to the same worlds as well so they've basically all got the same stories too. A shame.

This is why people hate isekai, which I think is a shame really, cuz I love the concept. Just,, I prefer to cherry pick the genre for gems

Side note: let isekai protags say weird shit that no one understands because

👏 cultural 👏 barrier 👏

C'mon, this is a different world, there's gotta be some basic stuff the protag might say and be met with blanket stares

Like in re zero apples are called appas

Totally small stupid and inconsequential but u look stupid af if u call it anything but an appa

Now, if u were reincarnated and had to grow from a child, I suppose u would have time to assimilate to the culture.

Ugh, but I wish they would let reincarnations stay kids longer. If their old world is gonna become obsolete, I want to see them slowly lose that. Forget people's faces, the names of their coworkers, what street they lived on. Forget the smell of their favourite flower, the taste of their favourite food. Forget what the texture of jeans feel like. Make me feel emotions.

Let's see them weird out their new parents by not being used to the New World's culture. Let's see people shrug off them accidentally talking about stuff because wowiee, kids say the darnest things

Stop having isekai kids gather 10 wives at the tender age of 9 :)

I like the MC of the webcomic "The Beginning After The End" 's stance on the dubious subject of having romantic relationships as a reincarnator (or at least, I like it so far. I'm mid 100s into the comic so idk if they about to switch up)

Basically the MC died as an adult so he sees all the kids "his age" as children and he even said a line about how he would be a criminal if he got romantic with one of the girls who like him 🤣

I guess it's up to self perception? Like, this body is 13 but my brain is 45. Which am I actually, then?

Let reincarnators be confused about this as well, cuz even irl people debate this a whole lot (cuz it's just one of those "well, technically" things. I think the fact that we even have to go "technically" to excuse it is a bit of an ouch tho)

I'm open to other views and counter arguments on any of the things I've just said, tbh. These are just some things I think are missed opportunities. Like, people will keep watching and watching it even if it's the same thing (why do you think there's so many "Peter Parker's Field Trip To Stark Industries" fics? People will continually consume the same thing slightly tweaked if they like the premise enough). I just think changes to how we approach isekai might bring in some new viewership and increased positive opinions on the genre

Also, the comically long titles are a fun thing but I know some people abhor them. They want titles that are creative and don't basically just summarise the show's premise. Because, with a title like that, it shows a lack of creativity and ingenuity. Not to say that it needs to be toned down all the way, just reduced to keywords.

"Undead Unluck"

"Spy x Family"

"Dragon Ball"

"First Night With The Duke"

"Little Shop Of Horrors"

"Villain To Kill"

"Pride & Prejudice"

"Cirque Du Freak"

"Mirror Image"

(Yes, I did just write down the names of random things I like. 3 animes, 3 books, 2 webcomics and a,, movie/play(?) I watched it as a play, anyways. okay, the 3animes is kind of a lie, I'm impatiently waiting for undead unluck to come out as an anime. ive never consumed any content for it but the trailer)

These titles give you a vague idea of important symbols/things in the narrative, no? But you don't know exactly was going to happen.

But I'm only speaking for some people, I find the long titles to be funny and a bit intriguing. Of course, I wouldn't mind some good old fashioned original names being brainstormed. These thoughtlessly long titles allow all these different producers to just pump out what is, at its core, basically the same ideas, just switched up a bit so the homework doesn't look copied

#anime #isekai #rants n rambles #anime rant #ridiculously long titles #story ideas #half joking #suggestions #people are getting sick of it #the same thing #over and over #spice it up #not just teenage NEET gamer boys who couldn't give a fcuk about reality #though I will mention that #re zero #did an excellent job at making subaru not just one of those guys #I like that he has a personality #and I thought that #naofumi #from #shield hero #was really sweet at the start.. kinda wish he stayed like that but the spin off exists so I'll just live vicariously through that #I like #that time i got reincarnated as a slime #mikami satoru (? I think that's how u spell it) was a really charming down to earth funny kind of guy even b4 he died #and its not as if his past life was forsaken #its a simple show #but I think it does the trick #thank you for coming to my rant #sorry for the ramble

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rubenovichoff · 3 months

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spent almost three hours making japanese curry only to realise that i dont like the texture of thick sauces or the taste of (japanese) curry. absolutely fucking inconsolable rn. i used VEAL for it cuz there was nothing else in the fridge. i tried the meat with the stock before adding the vegetables and curry roux or whatever its called and it was so fucking nice. yea yea i will learn from this but SHITBALLS four days of misery ahead. the blame might be partially mine for using generic curry powder or subbing some stuff for worcestershire sauce but fr im pretty sure its not supposted to taste drastically different, im just mad that i forgot the simple truth that if u have good ingredients u kinda have to leave them the fuck alone. btw the curry has a bunch of apple in it AND U CANT EVEN TASTE IT. not to hate on curry in general, would absolutely love to try different kinds and maybe cook with different spice mixes but generic curry powder and me are not friends anymore. and honestly we shouldve broken up after that time i had to sit on the floor of the shower for three hours with food poisoning after curry chicken. but im kind and forgiving and have poor association skills

#nan #i used a cartouche. and what do i get in return #the texture and flavour of a store bought meal. what will win my aversion to throwing away food or self respect?#neither i will procrastinate eating the curry by chewing on some nuts and wait for it to spoil #ok other recipes dont even use worchersrkjrnfks sauce and literally use stuff i subbed

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fatstoner · 4 months

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ummm some silly fun facts about tiff cuz I'm boredddd

cw weed mention!

Tiffany

her hero and special interest is cass elliot and she was DISTRAUGHT when she passed

she would love to dress in hippie fashion but she doesn't feel like she has the looks for it

love songs are her favorite

the first time she smoked weed she fell down the stairs and sprained her ankle, it hurt for a month

when fleetwood mac became popular she buys all of their albums

she hates the taste and texture of apples

tiff likes to make little bracelets for her friends

secretly an amazing baker, but she keeps it to herself because she knows that people would use it as fuel to criticize her weight

like I said in another post about tiff, she isn't a natural blonde!! 🤯

she frequently checks if she's sleeping or not by counting her fingers and plugging her nose. people think it's a weird ritual she does, but since she started smoking weed, her dreams have decreased since Marijuana affects REM sleep, so when she gets dreams she wants to be aware she's in one, so she checks alot hoping she'll check in her dream!!

#🍃 || oc tiff #yipeeedd #oc stuff #oc fun facts #yaaaaay

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ao3feed-ineffablehusbandz · 1 year

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another one bites the dust

by legendrarry

[Genesis 3:14: “On your belly you shall go, and you shall eat dust all the days of your life.”]

He bites into the apple with a loud crunch.

For a split second, Crawley thinks he’s gotten away with his act of rebellion, until the apple hits his tongue and dissolves into ash.

He chokes it down spitefully anyway, resisting the urge to cough and swipe at his tongue like a fool, and chances a glance to his right, keeping a carefully neutral face. Curiously, Aziraphale is giving him the sort of look one might reserve for, say, an angel who has just given away a flaming sword, which of course doesn’t make any kind of sense to Crawley.

Crawley chooses not to comment on it. The gritty texture of ash is still coating the inside of his mouth, and anyway, he’s not sure what he would say.

Words: 4510, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: First Kiss, oh god how do i tag this, crowley doesn't eat, because food turns to dust in his mouth, this is all because of, genesis 3:14, 3 times Crowley hates the taste of food, 1 time he has a reason to love it, I came up with the idea for this at a massive atheist convention, and that's amusing to me for some reason, but it also means there's a wee bit of blasphemy in it, at least in the beginning, is the title too on the nose or is it a brilliant fit I honestly can't tell, I narrowly avoided a 'why is there an apple in my dressing gown' reference not gonna lie

From https://ift.tt/0hwZfzH https://archiveofourown.org/works/47008300

#ao3feed ineffablehusbandz #ineffable husbands #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #anthonyjcrowl

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asiancatboy · 10 months

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i love the texture & taste of apples but i hate the specific feeling of biting into an apple & pulling it apart from the fruit so when i want apples i have to slice them up & it takes soooo much time. don't eat them often bc it requires too much prep for me. idk if getting one of those apple slices would make it easier or mean i would eat them more but i'm also specific abt the thickness of the slices so. aaaaaaa

#i'm also so picky abt the type & ripeness. not sure specifically which kind of apples i prefer bc u mostly have to buy them in packs #& if i don't like it then well thats wasted food #i've just accepted thst my fave way to eat apples is if someone else has sliced them & are like hey do u want a slice so i can be like #:D yes thank you and enjoy it without having to overthink the act of consuming an apple #7

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saintchaser · 2 years

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absolutely random headcanons but i know i am right

dorcas' favorite fruit is melon

marlene doesn't eat the pizza's crust because she says it tastes like flour and she doesn't like it

james hates the texture of new leather and is not a big fan of the worn one either. he doesn't touch sirius' leather jackets

both marlene and remus are chain smokers

peter likes apples and remus jokingly hates him for it

regulus hates meatballs with a burning passion. blatantly hates them

remus loves olives and he calls everyone who doesn't 'weird'. he also loves. no. ADORES. tomatoes

james had an obsession with the color red ever since he was young

peter doesn't like blue cheese

mary is extremely scared of balloons

speaking of which, marlene is shit-scared of clowns. (if anyone wants to story i'm more than willing to share it (dms!))

lily is a plant mom

sirius had been the tallest of the marauders until fourth year when they became the second to last. in their sixth year, they were the second to tallest after a growth spurt that james didn't have (was very jealous)

peter had the first facial hair. a mustache that resembled weirdly enough a rat's whiskers

mary has a lot of festival / handmade bracelets

james is allergic to silk. his skin gets all itchy

sirius likes working with cars and stuff that gets them all dirty. mechanic stuff, in the kitchen, artsy stuff, you name it, they do it

lily has very short eyelashes which are basically invisible in the sun

regulus was a chubby baby

remus' eyes change colors based on the seasons; they're green-ish during the spring, amber during the summer, brown during the autumn and a really, really dark brown during the winter

mary doesn't like to go to the bathroom alone

dorcas' favorite color is yellow and marlene's is green; they often wear each other's favorite color

marlene did fencing when she was younger and she threatens peter with it. she doesn't remember one single thing but she scares him so it's a win-win for her

remus loves corduroy so much. it's his favorite material

sirius doesn't eat the grape's seeds. they always buy seedless grapes

remus doesn't know how to tie a tie. sirius always does it for him

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