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acourtofthought · 26 days

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I don't know if I'm being petty, but I like to think that some of Elain's actions toward Azriel are just foreshadowing for Elucien's dynamic. For example, Lucien is very thoughtful about his choices for Elain's gifts, and Elain is invested in the presents she gives to others, including Azriel, even if it's in the form of a prank. This makes me think that receiving gifts will be one of their main love languages.

The scene where Elain called Azriel's scars beautiful could mean that if Lucien still holds any insecurities regarding his scars, it'd be no problem at all for his mate to help him realize how gorgeous he is, inside and out.

And, most of all, the theme of choice would fit so much better in an Elucien romance. I mean, Azriel isn't the one banned from two courts, prohibited to see his mother, exiled in a strange land, the one who has only two humans (who will die in a few decades compared to a fae immortal life) as his only friends, and he's definitely not the one being ignored by his mate and fearful of her rejection. If there's a character who deserves (plot-wise) to be chosen, it's definitely Lucien.

Besides, it would make so much sense with Elain's and Lucien's characters and with the development of their relationship. The fact that Lucien respects her time and space (or his passivity, as some like to call it) allows Elain to make the choice of pursuing the bond when she feels comfortable and secure enough. She'd also have more agency than her sisters in the beginning of their relationships.

But these are just thoughts.

Thank you for your blog and your theories and thoughts. You make me feel hopeful not only for an Elucien's endgame, but also that they really have the chance to get the next book. You have been a light in the end of this three-years-length tunnel.

P.S. I also have a guess that the announcement will be on May 1st. Hope we are right!

Also, the scene where Elain called Az's scars pretty could actually have been Elain calling his siphons pretty because Feyre wasn't sure what she was looking at.

However, I do agree that Elain is going to find Lucien's face devastatingly handsome and the reason for that kind of ties into her mother. Which sounds weird but I'll try to explain.

Her mother made assumptions about her, that she did not dream beyond her pretty dresses and gardens and that she would marry for love and "beauty". So of course, Elain tried to follow those expectations, getting engaged to exactly who her mother would have imagined for her.

I know Elain loved Graysen and probably found him handsome but he seems cookie cutter. Even Feyre said, he was sort of the human ideal of a lord come to sweep a maiden off her feet.

Lucien's face isn't perfect. He's handsome no doubt but he has long hair (no proper mother would approve of that), a scar running down his face and his eye. He is not the image of a baby faced Lord set to inherit his fathers estate someday. He's cruelly beautiful and looks dangerous and, we're all human here, that's going to thrill the "good girls" which everyone assumes Elain to be. Graysen is the kind of guy you have missionary sex with while the lights are out. Lucien is the kind of guy you are willing to do anything, anywhere with and that's probably a bit overwhelming for Elain given her upbringing. Right now, she's still stuck in the past, how she was raised, the kind of guy her mother proclaimed she would marry rather than embracing what lights her up like a pinball machine but I have no doubt once she does break free she's going to make sure he knows exactly how appealing she finds him because of the scars, the hair, the eye. Because of how it all comes together.

And I agree regarding the gifts! I think we see bits of Elain's personality around members of the IC but she never fully blooms, it's like a quick flash then it's gone. I could see Elain and Lucien teasing one another on regular days, silly gifts, sweet little gifts, but the important days I think will be when they reserve the really thoughtful, heartfelt gifts for.

With choice, I wonder if it's so much about that as fight.

(that sounds weird too but I wasn't sure how to word it).

What I mean by that is Lucien was chosen by Jesminda. He was chosen by Tamlin. He was chosen by many friends of which we're told he has many. He was chosen by the LoA as her favorite son. The problem is nobody fought to keep him.

The same with Elain. She was chosen by Graysen, she was "chosen" by Azriel, she was chosen by the chef and servants who wanted to do nice things for her, she was chosen by her many friends. But, none of them fought for her either. When things got hard they walked away.

Lucien and Elain are parallel in that they're just accepting life as it happens to them, trying to accept that when one door closes (to their dismay) and another opens, they roll with it even if they're not happy. They haven't learned to fight for themselves, possibly because they are used to not being fought for and as a result they try not to ask for much because they realize how expendable they are to others.

But in their book, I think they'll push past that to fight for what they do want and they will fight for one another. Lucien has been doing that so far when it comes to Elain. He is the one person who despite the odds did not walk away from her. Graysen gave up after Elain was turned. Az gave up easily, moved right onto feeling calm because of another female, admiring another female, thinking of another females eyes light up, even though Elain was probably upset after his rejection for the simple fact that any rejection hurts. But Lucien though he hasn't pushed her, has quietly fought for her for two years, by showing that he is still loyal to her and only her. And I imagine we'll also see Elain begin to fight for Lucien. Fighting against those who have wronged him, fighting for him to understand that he's not guilty for Jesminda's death or what happened to Feyre, etc.

Your last paragraph before the P.S. (May 1, May 1!!!) was so incredibly sweet and I wish I had better words to thank you for it.

I hope you have a fantastic day and I appreciate your message!

#elain archeron #elucien #lucien vanserra #pro elucien #pro elain archeron #pro lucien vanserra #elucien supremacy #elain x lucien #elucien headcanon #character deep dive

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vienna-salvatori · 6 months

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It's been 10 years since 1x07- The Hub first broadcast (Nov 12 2013)

So, in honour of an episode that's been playing on repeat in my head for a decade...

Here's my theory on what's actually going on with Victoria Hand, and why she's actually a paranoid-but-clever strategist, not as petty and incompetent as she comes across as.

Ah, series 1. Those were the days. The HYDRA reveal hadn't happened yet. Everyone was happy! They trusted each other, mostly! Sure, Skye's allegiances were questionable, but they got over that eventually. May might've had that whole "secret line to Fury" thing, but they sorted that too. Coulson might've had his head messed with, but it's not like that caused serious problems with his judgement until series 2.

... that we know of.

Here's a couple facts: 1) The team are running worldwide missions. Despite this, in one season, they end up passing through The Hub on three separate occasions (The Hub, The Magical Place (I think), and Turn, Turn, Turn/the finale arc.) It's clearly a bit of a, well, hub, for SHIELD activity, and sees a lot of people coming in and out. 2) It's unclear exactly how long Hand has been in charge of the Hub, but we know from s7 that she's been in SHIELD a while. There's nothing in series 1 to suggest that her command of The Hub is a recent promotion. Coulson, meanwhile, was recruited by Fury just out of high school. He's been in the field for decades by this point.

and-

3) When Coulson first meets Victoria Hand in 1x07, he claims to know her only by reputation.

Yeah, no.

I think it's highly unlikely that he's never crossed paths with Victoria Hand before. They might not know each other well- I, personally, think it's best if they do, but YMMV- but I cannot envision a scenario where the two haven't run operations together before.

My assumption, then: they did know each other. Coulson's had his head messed with, though, and he's forgotten all about it.

From Hand's perspective: that dude she really doesn't like has just shown up. He was supposed to be dead, but whatever, they work for SHIELD, shit happens sometimes. That said, he's got the strangest team she's ever seen- Melinda May back in the field, two sci-tech kids who didn't even pass their field exams, John Garrett's antisocial protege, and an enemy agent. (We, the audience, know that Skye is clear, but Hand has no reason to think anything but the worst of her.) He's also pretending that this is the first time they've ever met, for some reason.

... Maybe it's a weird prank.

She decides not to engage with it, because she has a lot of very important work to do and she doesn't really want to deal with any of That Bullshit. Except, Coulson's acting really differently to how he did before- I don't think it's very controversial to say that pre-Avengers Coulson and AoS!Coulson are two very different people. Melinda May- who she knows is one of his closest friends- is... not calling it out, for some reason. Also, he does have a history of recruiting wildcard agents, but usually he follows protocol once they're in. This random kid he found in a van is just wandering around poking her head into things, and Coulson isn't stopping her even though that is against the system. Hand might not like Coulson, but she knows that he does his paperwork and follows the rules. He'll bend them completely out of shape, but he won't break them outright without very good reason. Or at least, he used to do that.

The whole situation is alarming on so many levels. So... she decides to test him- the stupidest, most obvious test that Phil Coulson- who has always been pedantic about the safety of his people- will catch instantly.

She'll "forget" to file the extraction plan.

He'll spot it, of course. He'll spot it instantly, and she'll roll her eyes and file the paperwork she's already filled out. She'll say that this is why they have procedures and it's important to follow them, not just turn up in someone's airspace with a team that makes no sense and ignore all rules and protocol.

Except, Phil Coulson does not notice. It takes his team members breaking protocol in front of of all of them for him to spot a problem in the mission paperwork she physically placed into his hands.

And that? That is not Phil Coulson. She might not like Phil Coulson, but she does know him, and he always looks out for his agents. That's not Coulson, and May is playing along with the imposter for some reason, even when she knows him even better than Hand does.

In the end, she just lets it all play out, because this is so far off what she expected she honestly wants to know how far it reaches.

If she tries to chase up Coulson's file afterwards, she'll hit the (canonically very weird) firewalls and restrictions around TAHITI protocol. If she tries to report the oddities to Fury or Hill, they'll brush her off- again, TAHITI protocol. There's something wrong with that dude and no one in her agency is taking her seriously.

So. Once the HYDRA reveal happens, and she starts looking for moles? Well, there's one really obvious place where standard SHIELD protocol is failing. The issue stretches to some pretty high levels, too- this isn't just baby-agent incompetence. That probably means Coulson's HYDRA. May must be too, if she's covering for him. Skye is, still, basically an enemy agent, Hand won't lose sleep over her. I have... thoughts... about the fact that Hand outright tries to shoot John Garrett out of the sky despite, or because of, their working history, but she's definitely suspicious of him, too. Ward is his agent and likely to follow his lead- when the Twist happens, Ward plays up how betrayed he is, and Hand buys it without question, which makes me think she did know they were pretty close. Simmons is already in the Hub, she can clear her separately.

Really, the only actual loss if she was to take that plane down would be Fitz.

Hand brings down the plane because she has legitimate reason to believe Coulson is an enemy agent, and so is the rest of his team. When she sends her people to storm the BUS, she wants Coulson alive, because he's probably the highest-ranking HYDRA member she can actually get her hands on. She wants some answers, damnit. The rest are acceptable losses if it comes to that.

#AoS #agents of shield #agents of s.h.i.e.l.d.#1x07 #aos 1x07 #1x07 the hub #Victoria Hand #Phil Coulson #SHIELD #HYDRA #vic has been my blorbo for like a decade now. that's insane to think about #I have entire AUs in my head to explain why she is the way she is #none of them are ever getting written but I like thinking about them #she's just. she's such a good character to rotate!!!#fourteen year old me had such a crush on her #twenty four year old me still has such a crush on her.#she's just so fun #she's a character on the side of the good guys who is only tenuously a 'good guy' herself and it makes her so delightful

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icedragonlizard · 4 days

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My new & updated take on Marx's dynamics with Taranza and Susie

Back then, I used to headcanon Susie and Taranza both hating Marx, which made me not in the boat of "Wave 3 + Marx" friend group.

I... uh... changed my mind! I take it back, lol. I've changed some headcanons of mine, and nowadays I actually do see those two getting along with him. I've mentioned about it here.

I'm now indeed in the boat of Wave 3 + Marx friend group! Congrats to Magolor that his three besties can actually friggin' get along in my updated verse now after the changes.

This is a big post so I'm going to put a 'Keep reading' tag down below if you're curious to see how I updated these dynamics.

Allow me to first talk about how I now view the dynamic that Marx and Taranza have going on.

They came together over both being fellow magic-using trickster buddies of Magolor.

Taranza is, at times, a genuine goofball. He's good-humored, has a killer smile, and has the capacity to be incredibly smug. His ego may have been quite damaged from what happened at the ending of Triple Deluxe, but his smug streak is slowly but surely coming back.

He's easily good-humored enough to become pals with Marx. These two can and will collaborate on some absurd hijinks.

They've 100% simultaneously eaten watermelons and spat out the seeds onto other people before. And they'd totally do it again.

But despite getting along well and cooperating in mischief, these two also have a... cain instinct sort of thing going on. Taranza has a comparatively more chill dynamic with Magolor, but he's sort of in a mutual "I'd love to beat them up just because I can!" dynamic with Marx. There's a friendly rivalry between these two.

They sometimes argue over petty stuff, eager to dominate each other in arguments. There are also times where they prank each other... and believe it or not, Taranza has out-pranked Marx on occasion. He gloats about it every time, saying "I'm the better prankster now!", but then Marx is quick to remind Taranza that most of his mischief is mild and inadequate, and that out-pranking him are just outlier instances.

If they're both feeling especially unhinged, then they can and will bite each other. Callback to this post LOL. They've been competitive over "I'm the better biter!" and don't worry, Taranza isn't venomous, so Marx is not in danger. They do these bite fights in good fun, but man they can get really comically unhinged.

It's also worth mentioning that Taranza is much better at having standards than Marx in terms of mischief. Marx just gets ahead of himself in causing literal chaos. Taranza, as silly as he can sometimes be, is more careful in causing mischief. He will absolutely stop Marx from going too far. Out of the people that stop Marx from going off the rails with mischief, Taranza is one of the more adamant ones about it... and that itself causes some argumentation between the two, as Marx is bold enough to roll his eyes and an instigate an argument when he gets stopped by him.

So yeah, there's some drama that goes on in this dynamic. But despite that, Marx and Taranza do like each other and do appreciate each other's friendship. And if nothing else, Marx actually has the courtesy to try to cheer Taranza up when he catches him being sad or upset... by saying things that'd make him laugh. Sometimes he goes overboard with this and so it might not always work, but it's the thought that counts I think.

There are times where Marx teases Taranza and asks him if he "has a thing for strong, scary women". This is because Taranza's best alive friend is Susie, and he's also pretty good friends with Zan Partizanne. To be fair, Susie and Zan can both easily go in the "strong, scary woman" boat with Sectonia, so Marx is not entirely wrong LOL.

It's also a little bit ironic because Marx really likes Francisca for her type of unhinged.

Almost every time Marx visits Taranza in his home in the Royal Road castle, he enters by jumping through one of the windows instead of showing up at the door like everyone else does. What a little shit. But hey, Taranza appreciates the company! He's overall glad to have Marx around.

Gonna be real, Taranza would absolutely do that same jumping-through-window thing to Marx. But the problem there is that Marx does not have an actual home as he's technically homeless, LOL. I guess Marx wins in that department.

Taranza showed Marx around all of the islands of Floralia. It was a fun time. They both clowned on Pyribbit one time when they visited the Floralian island of Endless Explosions.

Okay that's all I'm sharing for that dynamic. Now it's time for me to talk about my updated dynamic that Marx has with Susie.

This is easily the most unhinged dynamic out of all the dynamics of the "Wave 3 + Marx" quartet.

The things that Marx and Susie have going on is... LMAO. This a rather mean-spirited friendship; they bully each other a whole bunch without pulling punches, but they're also a frighteningly powerful duo for when they both feel like teaming up to cause some hijinks. A lot of stuff that happens between these two just screams unhinged!

The "Wave 3 + Marx" quartet already has some cain instinct relationships going on... Magolor and Susie like to butt heads for enrichment, while Marx and Taranza do the same to each other. But I think Marx and Susie is easily the most intense out of the cain instinct dynamics out of the quartet. The most arguments that happen within this quartet are easily coming from between these two. They've absolutely argued about clockwork stars before. Callback to this post.

Although since I made that post before I changed my headcanons to make these two friends, maybe the arguments are just somewhat less intense than that example. Susie technically DOES consider Marx to be insufferable in my verse, just not in a "I actually hate him" sort of way now. More like the 'friendly' sort of viewing one as insufferable.

Susie's dynamics with Magolor and Marx are similar in many ways. They both love to tease, prank and argue with her, and she's brash enough to all those things to them right back. She does have fun doing it, which is a good chunk of the reason why she likes them. They're also the two people that drag her out of her comfort zone to introduce more fun into her life.

It's just that she does the "friendly fighting" stuff with Marx more intensely than with Magolor. Magolor is somewhat more chill by comparison and also does some fun technology collaboration stuff with Susie. Meanwhile, Marx and Susie often don't hold back when picking on each other. Someone has to calm them down when it happens.

But despite bullying each other a lot... at the end of the day, they're still friends. They actually have some mad respect for each other over the fact that they're not afraid to play dirty. Their friendly fighting is part of the reason why they're drawn to each other sometimes, as they're practically impressed by each other's audacity. There are times where it makes them decide to team up and troll other people on occasion.

In fact, Marx actually stokes Susie's ego sometimes. He's completely unfazed by any of the weird and unhinged lab creations that she's done. He actually eggs her on to do messed up things because he's a big fan of messed up things. Not kidding, when he learned about what happened to Meta Knight during the HWC invasion on Popstar, he literally said "Wow, holy shit. I'm impressed by the fact you did that. That was radical!" because he's a sicko.

Taranza or someone else has to slap Marx upside the head for encouraging Susie. She's being reigned in by Kirby, Taranza and sometimes Magolor who are working on making her a better person. Stop encouraging her to do bullshit, Marx! Thankfully, she's more inclined to listen to Taranza than to Marx because she's closer to the former, but that doesn't change the fact that the jester still manages to feed her ego. This is why their cain instinct relationship is actually helpful, so she's not super inclined to let him influence her too much, despite her pride being boosted by him.

Marx is allowed to visit the HWC's headquarters (where Susie lives) under the condition he does not cause any mischief or chaos. He complies, but instead just tells the Haltworkers a lot of jokes. He often gets away with it, but there were a few instances where Susie had to tell him to stop when it got overboard.

This is a very interesting friendship, all in all. They playfight a lot, but that's part of the charm and part of why like each other LOL. And like said earlier, Marx (alongside Magolor) has dragged Susie out of comfort zone many times to implement more fun into her life. He's generally not a good influence on her, but that's the one good thing he did to her. Susie can thank him for that. She'll give him credit there.

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So yeaaah I'm now officially a "Wave 3 + Marx" friend group truther.

We should call this group something else for some convenience.

Maybe call it the "Magogang"? I sincerely wouldn't be shocked if Magolor himself tried to call it that. It's him and his three besties, after all. What do you think? If Magogang doesn't cut it, what should we call this group?

Concluding this post now as it's already very long. Thanks for reading if you did!

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lavenoon · 1 year

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Dynamic Swap AU - Rival Neighbors and Work Besties

~5200 words, enjoy

Main Dynamic Swap

The work besties: so Robin in this case does not immediately go on the defense, but rather feels a sort of kinship. They too rose the ranks quickly, earning their title as star agent, while being met with scorn from other agents - and perhaps there’s (initially) just that crumb of “keep your friends close and your enemies closer” kind of motivation. So they approach Dusk and act friendly enough, because even if he turns out better than them, that’s not enough to strip them of their rank and this Robin gets to use those brain cells.

They propose a team-up, and Dusk is a little wary because the other agents really weren’t that welcoming, and this is a little too good to be true, so he doesn’t mention Dawn until it later seems awkward to bring it up. But while they aren’t really friends, as friendly as they act, in the beginning, they soon warm up to each other when they actually witness each other’s goofiness.

Robin is absolutely on board for the cheesiness of “go to sleep” bs with hostiles and doesn't try to hide it, and Dusk may tease them for their novelty gadgets but always asks for theirs first before he tries his boring ones. Robin gets him his own then, and he workshops (begrudgingly - he throws in more than enough bird jokes, too) Robin Hood themed lines with them. They enable each other and somehow it works out, and they’re absolutely terrible to look at for everyone else because they apparently can’t take anything seriously but still get shit done. They thrive.

For the neighbors, the set up stays the same - Y/N is the landlord, but because they already have a friend in Dusk they aren’t all that lonely and thus don’t try to befriend Sun as much, and Sun is maybe a little jealous of Moon but does not have a proper outlet for that. They don’t get off on the wrong foot - it’s a gradual “oh, we’re doing this, huh?” as they *also* enable each other but make each other worse.

Y/N, slightly teasing, slightly seriously mentioning the noise and Sun still opting for DIY as excuse - and Y/N joking like “didnt take you for the crafty type.” The birdhouse shows up in the garden without any asking for permission, as a passive aggressive “I'll show you who’s not the crafty type” and Y/N just adds a (store bought) feeder to actually attract birds, and when Sun says he could have built one they just shrug and say both house and feeder do their job, which to Sun comes across as “your work isn't worth the effort” while Y/N meant “it works, and I wasn't gonna ask you for more (since we don't get along)”.

Lots of passive aggressive jabs at Y/N for not being a good landlord and kind of fumbling, which does set them off a good bunch and make them shoot back with their own petty comments of how he chose to move in, and if he wants a better landlord he’s welcome to look for one. With the rent as low as it is, that’s never happening - though both sometimes leave these conversations wondering just where they went wrong, and if this is just how things are now, and why can’t they just bite their (metaphorical) tongue or ask to start over? They see each other interact with other civilians sometimes and be perfectly friendly, and it stings because then all the animosity feels personal, and they don't know how to stop.

Meanwhile Sun complains to Moon about their landlord, who decides that he better stays out of sight because oof this is already a shitshow, no need to add to that.

Robin also sometimes complains about their neighbor, mostly with exaggerated sighs and “there's just no pleasing that guy.” Only sometimes do they seem actually sad, but he tends to distract them with a race or an idea for a little prank to play (which Robin does not do, they do mention they don't wanna make things worse, and actually would like to fix things, it’s just that their neighbor doesn't seem to care or want to - but the hypotheticals make them laugh)

Stabbing: uh. chill, as far as a stabbing can go. There’s no tension between Dusk and Robin, they're not put off by his very insistent fretting, and he’s not as tsundere about his concern as in canon. Actually it’s Moon who proposes the idea of a gift basket when Sun is worrying over how he should handle their landlord getting appendicitis - he’s researched, and it sounds really painful, and even dangerous if left unchecked and they just said they'd stay at the hospital for a while and what if there's complications -

Moon is just having the “non judgemental but very aware gaze face on all levels except physical. Says hey, he’s gonna get Robin a gift basket, and if Sun is so busy being a mother hen (“I’m not! That’s a totally normal amount of concern to have!”) he can grab one for the landlord, too. Maybe a more generic one, something a bit more low-key. Sun still adds a little personalized card and writes how “the house is in good hands” and he means well but Y/N is cranky and was stabbed and kinda assumes the worst, and comes back to work to grumble about how their tenant got all cocky while they were incapacitated.

Sick Day: Moon is definitely still fretting up a storm, and pestering River about at least telling him that Robin is fine. River is so so tired fr. Sun meanwhile hears Y/N cough n all, and glares daggers at the canned soups he got but has been (ironically) too chicken to deliver.

He catches them once taking out the trash - rushing outside himself (but not letting it show), and just kind of tells them to drop the bags, he’ll do it - they should be inside and resting, sick as they are, they aren't doing themself any favors like this. They kinda snap back how suddenly he cares, but they’re not an invalid and can take care of their trash themself.

They argue for a bit, as they usually do, before Y/N’s phone pings and they just. immediately soften and laugh at whatever message they got. Sun near flinches - that’s what he could have had, if they didn't hate him. If he hadn't messed things up. He softens too, but mostly because he just deflates. Mumbles how really, he’ll take care of that, and it’s the least he could do.

The wording kind of catches Y/N off guard, and they eye him warily for a bit before they sigh and admit that fine, maybe they will go inside and take a nap. They mumble a low “thanks” as they pass him, and later wake up to a few cans of soup in front of their door, though neither of them mentions it again. Dusk gets to hear about Robins flu, and this is the timeline where he finally gets to make an unholy amount of bird flu jokes

Overtime: Ehehe. Hah. Oh poor Sunny. Remember how Hatchling Robin wasn't even sure their neighbor likes them? (:

So Sun is definitely wearing a hole in their carpet from his pacing, and he’s very close to considering making up a fake issue to have a reason to text Y/N and make them come back home, because he is too stupid to find a more reasonable approach. Moon sighs, and tells him to “sleep” on it, and then goes to work and finds Robin buried in paperwork. Asks them what they think they’re doing, and they just whine about how they've been slacking off and gotten distracted, and they need to finish these asap.

Dusk kinda settles on their desk, half sitting half leaning, and asks them wouldn't their friends be concerned if they saw them like that?

Robin deadpans “Dude, you answered your own question by the way you barged in here” and Dusk kinda just.

stops.

Continues quieter, more serious - he’s the only one? there's really no one else? Robin just shrugs, staring at the report, and he gets really really cold. Asks if they don't even think their neighbor/ tenant would miss them - surely he can't be that bad? And they just laugh, but there's no mirth in it.

“Yeah, hah, no. He hates me, pretty sure he’s celebrating having the place to himself right now.”

Dusk still thinks of Sun, and how he’s worried despite the animosity, and tries for a bit of forced lightheartedness at the totally unrelated but similar situation.

“Eh, maybe he’s just a dumbass. I mean, he definitely is. But maybe he’s even *more* of one about being worried. Pretty sure if you leave without warning anyone would be concerned.”

“God, I wish. Would be nice.”

That still kinda stings, somehow - so he has to be a little shit to distract them from the what-ifs.

“Ignoring him, though. I don't want you to overwork yourself. Go home and rest, for me?”

And he crouches in front of their desk, hands curled around the edge, only his optics visible as he blinks in his best attempt of puppy eyes. Robin is sleep deprived and also bestie biased and absolutely loses it, “you’re lucky I like you” and he grins like the cat with the cream.

Sun is very happy he didn't have to resort to anything ill advised, and mentions he’d appreciate a heads up should it happen again, which Y/N kind of bristles about but reluctantly agrees to

Reveal scenario would be something like. idk. Y/N and Sun accidentally meet at a little market, and Sun sees them buy maybe a bandana or something, or a little trinket. Something celestial themed, and he makes a comment about it, and they just roll their eyes. Mention it's got nothing to do with him, they actually have friends, so if he’d please just move on -

And they do leave it at that, the two. But after Robin gifts Dusk said trinket and he comes back home with it on, Sun has a very very dreadful realization. Sun is freaking out because he’s been antagonizing another star agent who of course has a busy schedule and doesn't have all that much time for landlord duties, they actually have to sleep too! Knows from Moon however that apparently they don't really hate them, and would like to fix things, but just didn't know how.

Moon on the other hand… Moon kept himself a deliberate secret, and is very very worried that their friendship won't survive that reveal, plus the concern about the agency and them living together. Robin was so open with him, and still he didn't realize - and he kinda blames himself for that. They try to figure out how to tell Y/N, but of course they stall for too long.

Y/N, usually not the chattiest with other neighbors, maybe has to pick up a package or hand one out that was wrongly delivered to their address, and get talking with another neighbor. That neighbor does say that their tenants are quite nice, even though that moon animatronic is rather elusive! Record scratch, freeze frame - right, the, uh, moon animatronic. That one. When - when did they meet him?

“Oh, not really met him, really, but I saw him pull up the trash cans once or twice in the morning when I forgot to put them out. Say, why does he wear a nightcap?”

Y/N just fumbles for something not entirely impolite before scrambling for an excuse about food in the oven and having to leave. They rush back home, where Sun for plot reasons happens to be on the porch. They look at each other, startled for a moment before Sun is the one to soften and Y/N just hardens. Before Sun can say anything they start opening their door already, head low, and just mumble “You really thought I’m that stupid, huh? Congrats, you were right. Or maybe you just hate me that much.”

Sun by now is familiar with dread, but has to ask - what are they talking about?

Door open, and they just look at him, expression just so so tired and hurt, and just say “Moon.” before stepping inside and slamming the door shut. The lock clicks, and Sun’s knocks and panicked string of “no”s goes unanswered.

To Y/N, this is all their worst fears combined. Sun never even liked or respected them enough to tell them that there’s a whole other person living there, obviously that whole everything is doomed. There’s also the friendship with Dusk that is now just terrifying in its implications - does he know? Why did he never tell them that he moved in at their place, did he think it’s funny that they don't know? What about Sun - is he an agent too? Does he know they’re Robin?

They hide out at home for a day, securing a longer mission that will “give them time to think'' as they'll be out for a few days.

They return to a desperate little plea to talk in their work pigeonhole, confirming that both know about their work identity, and also the gossip about Dusk and Dawn being out of commission after being blown up.

That’s not what Robin wants, at all. They still are terrified the boys both hate them, or just toyed with them, but they push that aside as they rush home because even if they don't actually care for Robin, Robin cares for them and doesn't want them hurt

They kind of trip onto the porch just in time to see Moon pick up a couple packages left on the porch, both kinda startled and Y/N just has that deja vu to like a couple days before with Sun.

Kinda crumble right there, crying in relief but not really looking, too caught up in the adrenaline before Moon hesitantly asks if they want to come in. Y/N stares for a moment - but then just nods. It’s awkward, and they kind of want to help him carry stuff but don't know how to offer, and Moon wants to offer a tissue but his one arm is kind of occupied.

They talk just a bit - get the roughest bits out first. Moon reassures them that he didn't know until the trinket Sun recognized, and Y/N confirms they aren't actually mad, they were just scared that both of them hate them. Moon then gets to tell them that Sun felt about Y/N the same way Robin felt about their tenant - sad, mostly, and unsure how to fix things, but definitely willing. Tells them a little joke about how much of a drama king Sun was about it all, and that actually, please, would they talk to the guy? The whining really gets annoying after a while.

And Y/N laughs a little teary eyed, but hesitantly agrees - it’s a lot more awkward for the neighbors then, and they don't even talk about the reveal at first because they have to address the misunderstandings from the beginning first, and both admit they kinda got carried away and never meant for things to end up like this.

They kinda shake on a do over with the newly reattached arm before Y/N pulls him in for a hug - they squeeze and tell him “next time you wanna try again, please know you can just ask. Don’t get blown up again.” Sun startles, then laughs before he melts into the hug, and assures them that he’d rather not have a repeat of any of this except this hug.

Switch back to Moon, where the two get to talk out the lingering, smaller worries, and then also get a hug because fairs fair, and they discuss how the agency fucked up and cant tell either of them to move out now, and kind of settle for “we know each other, and we have each other, and if the agency has an issue with that, they'll be down three agents” and then. shenanigans

Reverse Dynamic Swap AU

work besties: Oh my god. Oh my god. These two istg. So Robin has the same motivation as with Dusk for approaching Dawn, who may also be wary of the unfamiliar goodwill, but is a suave bastard all in all. There’s no ankle grabbing because Robin isn’t a cocky little shit, and quickly appreciates Dawn’s flair for the dramatic that complements their own. He thinks their gadgets are charming and do their job well, and he thrives on the validation after going without it during his training period.

He’s really easy to win over and Robin does so easily, and then these two hit friendship really quickly and then just as quickly the “flirts with you but just kidding haha unless?” stage. They pet name it up and mean all of it, but never confirm anything bc. Yeah workplace relationships are really not on the table (laughs in author) so they just. don’t mention it and wave off the other’s flirting as just for the bit.

They pine a lot but also are so handsy during missions like the besties really have it so much easier in reverse au, just that this time Dawn gets the easy relationship with Robin. They just have a sort of shockwave reaction on other agents where everyone looks at them and cringes so hard they just have to keep a distance (/hj), but they definitely thrive too

petty ass neighbors: Moon is prickly. He’s lonely, he only hears from Sun how much fun his other partner is, he’s jealous, he’s an introverted nocturnal shut-in, and maybe he snaps at the nice landlord trying to talk to him when he gets the impression they overstep when they ask about the noise level. Y/N is not desperate for a friend and just. Immediately takes the hint and backs off.

It doesn’t really get much worse, but. Similarly to rival Dawn’s ankle-grabbing, Moon already set the precedent and will regret it for a long time. Y/N mostly avoids him, and when they have to deal with him, they’re short and or passive aggressive and petty, and he mirrors that because he is lonely, yes, but he tells himself he’s not that desperate, and here too both kind of leave these interactions and wonder where they went wrong. Do they just not click? Or is this salvageable? But if the latter, how would they go about this when the other party seems so absolutely against it?

Their most positive “interaction” is when Moon doesn't technically admit to DIY as excuse, but just puts up a bird feeder in the backyard that Y/N keeps refilling because they kind of like the chirping and also feel like it’s at least proof that Moon isn’t really an asshole he just apparently can't stand them

Moon wallows in self pity and also wonders if maybe he’s just bad at people and not made to have friends - and Sun can hardly comfort him, because he’s got it so easy with his crush friend. Instead Sun opts for talking smack about Y/N, trying to turn it around and make them the one unfit for people, and Moon half-heartedly takes it as comfort

Robin sometimes sighs about their prickly tenant who just seems to have decided he hates them from day one, and Dawn (forever causing problems even when things go well) just smoothly swoops in and declares “Why even worry about him, darling, when you have me?” with Robin joking along the lines of “So true, why don't you move in with me?” “Alas, the rules…” “Alas indeed.”

They’re all still idiots.

Stabbing: Similarly to main dynamic swap, there’s no tension in caring for Dawn and Robin, and his concern cranks up to 11 as a result. Robin nearly has to reassure him, and promises him to be back soon.

Moon frets, but doesn’t know how to even go about showing that concern, so Sun suggests the gift baskets - he’s getting one for Robin already (with the balloons and the flowers and Robin jokes about how the hospital staff asked if their partner sent it and they just semi-affirmatively laughed it off without explaining what kind of partner), and Moon just… Picks a small one and no card or anything, because he’s awkward, and Y/N just reads it as “ah, doing what’s polite/ adhering to social norms and that's it, he doesn't really care” (which Dawn insists his own gift basket more than made up for that, no?)

Sick Day: River is dying, because Dawn is back with his concern and trying to charm his way into getting information she refuses to give out. Someone help her please.

Moon hears Y/N, but doesn’t really dare to do anything - probably also has the canned soup, because those don't go bad and he’s a bit too unsure whether or not he’ll have the metaphorical guts to give them the food to go for something that would expire quickly. But when he hears them cough louder than before, and he checks the balcony, he finds them wrapped in a blanket sitting on theirs, watching the backyard (the feeder, to be exact, but he doesn't realize yet).

“You should be inside, it’s getting cold.”

“That’s what the blanket is for.”

“Still -”

“What do you care, anyway?”

He doesn’t really have an answer for that. Their phone pings, and they deflate under their blanket as they smile at the screen with a small sigh. Get up, and mumble something about fine, they'll go inside, balcony’s all his. There’s no birds anyway. That’s when he looks and sees the feeder is out of food, because Y/N was too sick to refill.

He makes up his mind - and while Y/N is busy being confused by their doorbell ringing to the very subtle anonymous canned soup delivery, he’s sneaking into the garden to refill the birdseed, and when Y/N goes to bed that evening they hear a few birds chirp, and wake up to even more. Neither really mentions it, though the gesture is not forgotten

Overtime: Moon’s starting to stack his anxieties now, after Y/N’s hospital visit and their flu and now their mysterious disappearance his regret at how he handled that initial noise complaint really starts to grate at him. He withdraws further and doesn't even consider contacting Y/N lest he pushes them away further, and Sun tries to reassure him that surely their absence has nothing to do with him.

Dawn meanwhile doesn't pull any metaphorical punches and point blank tells Robin that he doesn't like how reckless they are with their health and they whine how they know, but fortunately being pretty is not a free pass to not do their paperwork, as he would know best.

“Flattery will not get you out of this, darling. I don’t enjoy seeing you like this.”

“Guess with eyebags like these I stopped being pretty a while ago anyway.”

He tilts up their head, making them look at him instead of their paperwork.

“You always are, dear. But I’m sure I’m not the only one concerned with your lack of self care, and I think you should sleep in an actual bed to recover.”

Robin glances away, half frowning - and he probes again, what's on their mind? Well, first they wanted to say he is the only one, but… they don’t actually know, because their tenant actually did something nice for them the other time and they're really not sure what to make of him.

Dawn is bristling just a bit - that’s his little thief, and that tenant really has too bad of a track record to steal them away. But then he thinks of Moon, and sighs.

“Maybe he’s just not used to people, and doesn’t know how to handle things. Maybe you should go home and reassure him you haven't suddenly died, just in case. I’ll see you after you've had a full night of sleep, and if you don’t look better then I’ll be forced to take drastic measures.”

“Like?”

“Hmm, maybe I’ll have to kiss it better.”

“Well, don’t threaten me with a good time -”

“You’re delirious, darling. Go sleep, and we’ll talk.”

Moon, when he next sees Y/N at home, just relaxes on the spot and sighs a little “You’re okay.” and Y/N kind of. ducks their head and mumbles a little sorry, and how they'll let him know next time if they stay out for a couple days.

Reveal wise they get the sped up version too - Moon doesn't see Y/N get the matching trinkets, because it’s Robin who pickpockets them on the job. Maybe a little suncatcher, for the joke - or even a windchime, for the challenge. Point is, they get one for Dawn and one for themself, and when they get home they’re ready to put it up in the backyard (in a suncatcher’s case, far away enough from the feeder to not scare away the birds). Moon catches them, and recognizes the trinket, and before he can stop himself he blurts out

“You’re Robin?”

Y/N of course freezes, and turns to him with a stonewall of an expression, too caught up in the whiplash their mood just went through from happy to absolutely terrified. Moon reacts similarly - he takes a few steps back, tense and wide eyed, and starts apologizing. Suddenly a lot clicks into place, but now he might not have ruined any chance he could have still had with Y/N, but also ruined Sun’s friendship with them because of his blunder.

Y/N meanwhile glances from him to something behind him, slightly in their periphery - the match to the trinket they’re still holding, dangling in the boys’ window. A lot clicks into place for them, too.

“Moon.”

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -”

“Moon. It’s okay. Let’s talk inside, before the neighbors hear.”

The walk back into Y/N’s half of the house feels somewhat like a walk to the gallows, for both of them. Moon wakes up Sun and frantically conveys as much as possible in a few seconds, which. does not go over well.

Sun is freaking out, Moon is freaking out, and while Y/N is busy shutting the door, he collapses, hands on his head as he tries to keep the sun rays in that do their best to jut out as both fight for control, driven by the urge to fix things or run or somehow be less alone, maybe all of it.

Now Y/N is freaking out too - they kneel in front of him, just hovering, watching his eyes flicker. They may not know the boys history, may not know about Eclipse, but they realize that whatever this is, it isn’t good.

“Moon, Moon, I swear you’re okay, it’s not your fault, I’m not mad.”

When that doesn’t help, they get out the big guns.

“Can you look around the room and find five things I’ve stolen on the job?”

It does reach him, but only because he feels they should know that the expert is currently screaming inside of his head, too. Not in so many words, however, as he’s still too close to a panic attack.

“Sun knows. Can tell me. Cheating.”

Sun, huh? Should have known.

“No shit, sherlock. Tell him he gotta tell you what job it’s from, and you gotta tell me, so focus on that anyway.”

And the boys do, and manage - and feel a little calmer after. Still all wound up, and Moon’s wringing his hands and Sun is quietly and mentally pacing, but Y/N manages half a smile.

“Better now?”

Just a nod in return.

“Okay. Okay, so I’m assuming you’re an agent too, and somehow I just. Missed that entirely. Because I’m an idiot.”

“Not an idiot.”

“Little bit of an idiot.”

“Not an idiot.”

Y/N makes note of the fact that even in a semiverbal state Moon insists on them not insulting themself, and earlier, keeping things fair and transparent. Their grin grows slightly exasperated, if amused.

“I’m saying this lightheartedly, and I’m not having a panic attack about it. Which I would like to address - just how badly did you think I’d react?”

Moon only ducks his head, staring at his hands.

“Moon?”

“Hate me.”

And Y/N’s heart kind of drops. They get it, they do - after all they thought the same from him, except he did things that proved that assumption wrong, and they… They didn’t really do anything.

“I don’t hate you. I thought - I used to think you hate me. I don’t, not anymore - and I’m sorry I didn’t do anything to make you realize I don’t hate you either.”

He’s looking at them then, and they smile, eyebrows turned up, half pleading.

“You feeling okay enough for some touch?”

They’re thinking of prying his hands away from each other, and maybe rubbing some soothing circles on the back of them. But when he nods, almost sharply, more mechanically than usual, he just half leans forward, arms opening in that silent request, and well, they can't really say no to that. Don't want to, either. So the soothing circles they rub on his back, full stop. He’s trembling at the start, but it subsides quickly, and then he mumbles “Still sorry.”

“And I’m still a little bit of an idiot, and we’ll just have to agree to disagree.”

His reaction is just the closest to a growl they hear from him, and they decide that the agree to disagree is on thin ice, and they better change the topic.

“Sun’s there, too?”

Another sharp nod against them, and then Moon shifts in their hold - and also switches. He needs some time to just process, too, without the pressure of being the one in control.

Sun starts withdrawing from the hug, but Y/N pulls him back in.

“You’re really not angry?”

He sounds so much smaller than they’ve ever heard him, so they squeeze him as they chuckle.

“If you give me a couple minutes to process all of this, I’ll think it’s hilarious. Why would I be mad you’re living here? Think we joked about how great that’d be multiple times before. We’ll figure it out.”

Sun is responsible for intel, looking for inconsistencies and hints to piece information together. Something nags at him.

“HQ never interfered.”

“So as long as we don't tell them anything that might force them to act, they probably won't.”

They’re on the same page - and they will figure it out. Sun embraces the hug then, pulling them closer, and just drinks in the reassurance. Moon does end up calling out of work that night, and they spent the time talking things out, but things are looking up for all of them now

#post let luce #dcamv #accidentally undercover #au alt timeline #au dynamic swap #ik i used dynamic swap au in post but i just realized that maybe au dynamic swap is better #but im also too lazy to change it in post #ill look for the alt timeline overview tomorrow to add these in #im a lil tired ngl #managed a comic (private gift) around work while chewing on a new isolated eclipse design that i hope to get to tomorrow #and then had to clean up this beast from discord formatting where i. care much less #but yes it's done and i now just wanna chill

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raphsweapondealer · 2 years

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Bayverse turtles x reader/ y/n (gender neutral creeper and reader)

Hi guys!

So like, a month back a neighbor creeped on me, so I started this to kinda vent. Hope you like it!

THIS SCENARIO: someone decided to be creepy to you. Here's how each turtle would handle it.

Mikey:

WHAT? Someone disrespected you and made you feel uncomfortable??

Oh hell no baby cakes!

People underestimate this ball of joy and jokes.

BUT his experience in pranking and terrorizing his older brothers? Has prepared him for this moment

He goes mental warfare on this person that harassed and made you feel uncomfortable.

Typically he'll do stuff to their house. Learn their schedule.

Make them think their house is haunted, comes in the middle of the night to REALLY freak them out

He'll write: "y/n is mine" on the walls with fake blood. Clean it up if they call the police.

Clear wrap their car so they'll be late for work

Thumb tacks in their bed, yup, not even the BED is safe. It can't be trusted.

Sugar in their gas tank

Sulfer powder on the vents of their car, person will never be able to use it or sell it when it has the rotten STENCH of rotten eggs

Shave their head. He'll get more and more mean with his pranks until they freak out and turn a new leaf.

If they don't? He'll keep it up for years, he'll go full petty mode, make them pay

Creeper will become paranoid

What's around the next corner? Oh god

People will call the creeper crazy

Police will turn against the creeper if he tries to keep calling them

Donnie:

I think it's safe to say where this is going...

Will find them online, give them their ip address, home address, and freaking coordinates in private message

No one messed with you under his watch

He'll troll him online

Whether social media?

Videogames? Oh he will DESTROY them. Maybe get Mikey's help on that specific one.

Make it clear this is about you and if he gets creepy with you again he'll pay. Big time

May dox them if person deserves it

May inform their employers or ensure they get fired for such atrocities pointed towards you

Would inconvenience him

Maybe get person on a watch list or two

Black list them on every internet provider

Any and all interests this person has that have to do with technology will be ruined for them

May tap their bank account too if they pissed the smart turtle off enough.

This person will be a hobby for a while. And he'll keep this up for at least a year This person FUCKED up messing with his S/O

Or until he runs out of ideas for them.

But lord help the creeper if they fuck with you again

He'll make sure they lose everything

And buy a nice piece of jewelry for you or something

Leo:

Will be aggressive, not up front, he does it in the dark

How DARE someone disrespect you like that??

Goes FREAKING spec ops

Uses torture techniques that won't leave marks or evidence

Person will wake up, strapped to bed, get waterboarded

Another day they'll wake up to Chinese water torture

Borrow a Ratchet strap from Donnie, straps person to their couch, beats them with a pillowcase of soap

This is as close as the creeper has been to soap! Disgusting person!!

Flip their mattress when they're sleeping. (More like chuck it across the room and make them face plant the wall)

Absolutely TERRIFY this person, probably scarring

Will do this for a while

They are safe no where

Will booby trap their car, their work cubicle, you name it, he can get in anywhere and WILL get in anywhere

Will easily evade police, security measures. He will be the ghost of justice.

Will also do this for an extended time, at LEAST several months.

This person will get to a point where they'll be praying to any godly entity for the ghost of justice to leave them alone.

Raph:

Yeaaaaaah. This person is about to get it

Raph is a direct approach, won't drag it out like his brothers, because he doesn't have to

Short and sweet

Is there when the person gets home, turns on the lights like a parent that caught their kid doing something wrong

Busted

Slaps the creeper silly, don't you ever talk to his s/o ever again!

Slaps them open handed both to disrespect them, and obviously so he doesn't put them in the hospital or worse

And people call HIM a monster! At least he had common decency and can read someone!

Then he'll fight Leo when he gets home

The two eldest bros will be fighting because Leo is NOT gonna be happy Raph went to the surface and exposed himself like that?!

Raph has the "I'll fuckin do it again" attitude

Aaaaand does. At LEAST one more time.

Puts the fear of GOD into this person, one more time

You can't stop him, you tried. Told him to drop it.

Splinter deals with him the second time around, like: "my son, yes they are awful but you can't just expose yourself and beat up people"

Spoiler: he doesn't care. Every words goes over his head.

Worth the Hashi.

His s/o is avenged and won't be bothered again

#tmnt fandom #tmnt #tmnt raphael #tmnt mikey #tmnt leonardo #tmnt donatello #tmnt x reader #tmnt bayverse

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jongseongsnudes · 1 year

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one.

warning; writing this made me cringe so hard but enjoy 🙃🙃🙃🙃🦋 0.7k words.

masterlist.

“you can have one.”

“one? kim sunoo you have an entire bag! you know these are my favourite chocolates too!” you naturally frown and pout at him, giving your best friend a disgusted look at being so petty with his chocolates.

“eeeeeee you’re so cute!” the boy reaches over to pinch your cheeks, cooing at you as if you were a baby, making you smack him away, “but as cute as you are, you can only have one sweetheart. be thankful you even get one!”

you weren’t exactly mad at him, you knew how much your best friend loved his snacks but once in a while, you liked to pretend to be. to prank him into treating you with good food after school because he’d end up feeling bad and it always worked.

you may be childish but hey, free food was free food.

*ring ring ring*

“finally! five more minutes and i would’ve fallen asleep!” sunoo begins to pack his bag at lightning speed to the sound of the school bell, the boy not giving a damn about the teacher’s call to calm down. you do the exact same and hurry out the door without waiting for your best friend, hearing him call your name only has you bursting out into a fit of laughter. but you had to stay strong, for free food!

“hey what’s the rush!” you hear sunoo say as he catches up to you at the school gates, his arm draping over your shoulders to pull you against him, “our bus doesn’t come for another fifteen minutes, why are you running?”

with the blank face that you worked so hard to keep, you shove him away and continue walking out of the gate. you had barely taken two steps before you feel his arm around you again, this time tightly hugging you from behind and lifting you right off the ground.

“hey- kim sunoo! put me down! put me down!”

“ah. you’re talking again,” he chuckles and sways you around like lifting you was the easiest thing to do, “you’re pretending to be mad so i can shout you food, aren’t you? i know you too well you little shit.”

“we- well if you know already then put me down! kim sunoo!”

“you’re lucky you’re cute,” he places you down gently but doesn’t let go of your waist, instead keeping you in place so that your back is pressed against his chest. you want to punch him for laughing but you had other things to worry about right now, like how suddenly close he was to you. you were very aware of this. hell, you can feel his breath on your skin!

“what- whatever! let go!”

while struggling in the amused boy’s hold, you suddenly feel rain droplets on your face but not even two seconds later and the small droplets turn into a complete storm, immediately soaking you both.

“what the hell- come!”

you had barely registered what sunoo was saying before you felt his hand grab onto yours, pulling you along with him. with how harsh the rain suddenly was, you don’t bother questioning and just blindly follow him until you reach what must’ve been the empty bus stop outside the school gates.

“where did this storm come from! we’re drenched!” sunoo screams over the gushing rain, his hand busy dusting away the water on his clothes while the other is still gripped around your hand. he then suddenly pauses and looks over at you for a moment before his lips pull into a playful grin, “but mostly you. you look terrible.”

“excuse me!”

“true, sorry,” he chuckles to himself before pulling you closer towards him, the move so sudden that it has you wide eyed and completely speechless. “you’ve always looked a lot better than me, that i admit.”

the boy is now looking down at you with the softest smile but it’s his eyes that are so unreadable. it’s always times like these that has you feeling certain things about him. times like these that your heart seems to act on its own… times like these that leaves you confused about the relationship between you and your best friend.

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maestro04yayyy · 11 months

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Heyyyy i am dumping more stuff and info about my antivillain au!!(I have other au too actually and I will write something about them too but before I have to organize my thoughts about them and find the ebergy and resolve to actually do it since I am incredibly lazy)

So let's talk about chloe's relationship with zoe!!!!!

So chloe kinda avoid her and try to not aknowledge her, but she does want to become friend with her and eventually sisters, it's just that chloe can't help to be extremely angry everytime she sees her face, bacause it reminds her of all the awful stuff audrey did to her and how she just went away to have another kid that should substitutes her, chloe obviously knows it isn't zoe's fault but she can't help it so chloe just try to stay as much away as possible from her.

Oh also chloe is kinda angry that the first day zoe came to paris she just blatantly lied to her(you know acting like audrey instead of herself and all that), and chloe is really good at holding grudges and she still is petty.

Still chloe would forget all of that when she sees audrey getting angry at zoe or treating her bad, in those cases she will usually find a way to help out her sister, like let's say zoe join a theater club and audrey says it is useles and full of unexception people, chloe would divert the discussion to something she did or other stuff so audrey would forget and leave zoe alone.

Oh and zoe notices that and is really confused when she try to talk to chloe when they are alone and she just denies it and leave without looking at her face even once.

Sooo that's all about zoe for now, I think I may actually have other stuff about her but ehhhh not now, now I kinda want to talk about how the public see THE HEN!!!! Like what the citizen of paris think about the new supervillain(yes it's canon that alya intervisted a lot of people about that and put it in the ladyblog)

So the majority of the people kind afind her funny/goofy since her behaviour is indeed strange, she jokes around pulls prank to chat, spend time napping in the sun or rolling in the dirt, she actually say what she will do and when so that nonody will get injured when she does it, so people prefer her heist to akumas since they are inoredictable and attack civilians too, and often ladybug is there so no damage remain except for stolen stuff from THE HEN, that for some reason doesn't come back but remain in her hands.

Oh also they think she is kind and recognize she is young, since after an heist she would come back a day or two after and ask who was there a feedback about her crime and what they liked and not and if it caused them any problem, some people also saw THE HEN playing with kids and sometimes saves them during fights where the heroes got careless and put them at risk or if an akuma does it while she is around.

Then there is the minority, the ones that analyse the facts and is terrorized of THE HEN, because unlike hawkmoth she doesn't hide, she does everything herself, and fight multiple heroes alone, one time she fought all the heroes toghter and still manages to either win or escape, she literally sleep around in public areas, where the heroes sometimes try to ambush her, the same happens when she announce her next crime, she lets the heores prepare and organize, and still she never really lost, she kinda did like she wasn't able to accomplish what she wanted but she never lost her miraculous, also those people notices a few episodes where when THE HEN used her ability, berserk, she stopped talking completelly and acted in a very dangerous way unlike other times where she tried to avoid normal people, so they concluded that sometimes THE HEN can lose control of herself when using her power

#antivillain! chloe #chloe bourgeois #miraculous ladybug #antivillain au #zoe lee

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archesa · 2 years

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have 💍⚖️🍵 for two folks of your choice, if you’d like! :D @kerra-and-company

Wiiiiii! Went with Anwen and Galaëd here, I hope that's okay for you ^^ By the Mists, I wish these two verses could meet somehow 😄 the sheer amounts of nonsense they'd plunge the world into would be magnificent! 🤣

Soooo! *cracks fingers*

💍 Does your OC have a specific item that is priceless to them but may (or may not) be completely worthless to someone else? Is there a story behind this item or is it just because they like it so much?

Galaëd has a bud of Caladbolg, that he had encased in a bead of glass and mounted as a pendant. He has held onto it since the fight against Mazdak, where he briefly carried the Thorn and keeps it even more preciously since Trahearne's death and resurrection.

Anwen has a strong attachment to her armour - the pauldrons Faren gifted her during her recovery from the battle against the Earth Elemental that owed her the title of Heroine of Shaemoor particularly. But practicality must prevail and when her breastplate and spaulder are damaged, sunken and torn by Faolain's attacks, she doesn't hesitate to abandon them to carry on the fight against Mordremoth and save Trahearne. Her brother will make sure to replace them with identical pieces during her year of recovery! As for an irreplaceable item she would never in a thousand years part with, it will be her wedding ring.

⚖️ What is the biggest crime your OC has committed? Are they a theif, a cheat, a liar? What is the smallest, most petty crime they’ve committed? Or do they not do crime at all?

Galaëd is a little trouble maker, but the pranks he pulls are always harmless and generally good spirited (confuse, don't abuse) , so if they might be borderline illegal, he would probably never face any serious repercussion for them.

As for Anwen, I'm quite sure some amongst the Pact would call her a deserter for her sudden and irrevocable resignation, following Trahearne's demotion. She's also a deicide, which might be considered a crime depending on how severely religion is enforced in Ascalonian, Krytian and Elonian society, and will either way probably lead to a huge schism in the cult of Balthazar... If you defeat the God of War in fair combat, do you de-facto ascend to godhood ?

🍵 Are there any rumours about your OC hanging around? Nasty ones or just good humoured? Got any gossip to share about them?

Galaëd has for most maintained his image of white-knight Valiant, if touches of colours and a reputation of jester ended up completing the picture. He's mainly known as the Commander's best friend and battle brother. But having a certain someone in his life might entice more... prickly rumours. After all, if Canach and him are indeed partners, then perhaps the secondborn's not as mean as he seems... or the valiant not as nice. 😏

Anwen has been the talk of Divinity's Reach sheltered nobility since her entrance in society. Spurning rounds of suitors -- one of them, too insistent in his attentions, ending up flying through a window of her parents ballroom. Embracing the path of the Guardian, and devoting herself to Kormir. Joining the Seraph in the battle to protect Shaemoor. Joining the Priory when she could easily have a life of leisure in the capital. Dancing around her feelings for Trahearne for almost three years before these two idiots finally took the leap. (even if, to be absolutely fair, these particular rumours merely seeped through the Pact to the rest of the world...) And of course there are talks about her humanity or lack-there-of. After all, she's a dragon's champion and a deicide... and in the years to come people might start noticing... she hasn't aged a day since her return from Elona.

#archesa answers #anwen evergreen headcanon #mesmer extraordinaire #galaëd of the cycle of dusk #anwen evergreen #trammander #trahearne lives au

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I thought i sent an ask but apparently i didn't so: please talk about Bones i love her so much pleaseeee does she have a design??? Uahdjajs does she?????? Oh god please rant about her ughahshshshsj

WALDBSKXJSN YES I WILL RANT ABOUT HER THANK YOU FOR ASKING i love her too so very much

she has a design i did back in may but my phone hates me and deleted it on it’s own, BUT bones has pink hair, buzzcut on both sides, four piercings and six earrings and she has a scar above her left eyelid. she has her jaw tattooed with the exact replica of the bones underneath.

i don’t know where to start but YEAH bones is the borderline genius hacker of the squad. she takes care of ships, communication, cyber sabotage and -security. all that is under the cut because i wrote so much stuff lakdlskd

she makes sure all the squad’s ships and transports are in perfect condition: no scratches, no loose bolts, no squeaky doors or jammed buttons.

she adds some upgrades too, usually with illegal non-GAR-approved items, to enhance the speed and firepower of the ships (something i’ve always wanted to do, it irks me how weak some of the ships can be).

she has modified general Merell’s ship to stand out of the squadron as a much faster and stronger ship.

she also paints the ships, and every ship she has put love into has her symbol, a pink jawbone.

without her, the communication within the squad and between the squad and the rest of the battallion would not work.

she’s very proud of that fact, to a point that she might get petty and not fix the comms if someone has agitated her.

she has fun by modifiying the voices, like making ceres sound like a ghoul or ardor sound like a little girl. and not even when it’s appropriate, sometimes she might do it during battle.

whereas the others sabotage the seppies with explosives and discreet plans to wipe out the droids from outposts, bones participates through technology.

she messes with their communication to change their plans and make it all fall into chaos, sometimes with just a simple string of code that disables their internet (the star wars equivalent of it).

she intercepts separatist transmissions which gives the squad an important advantage.

if she finds droids still intact, she’ll reprogram them to infiltrate the base (like r2 did at citadel, that’s where she got the idea)

when it comes to cyber security, that’s what bones is most serious about. everything else is just fun for her, a way to kill time or to get the job done, but she never jokes about security. she can get very obsessive about it.

she meddles with their own internet to secure it and installs vpn-type of programs to every datapad in the battallion to make sure nobody knows about any of their intel or battleplans.

she changes passwords weekly (everyone’s annoyed at her for it, it’s always something dumb like ”rife’s smelly toes” or her favorite song lyrics).

she checks obsessively for any viruses and installs multiple firewalls to every ship’s communication system.

she works closely with every comm technician to make sure they’re up to speed of the latest new security measures (they are and they hate her for constantly reminding them).

after battles she usually sneaks out back to the battlefield to clear it from the droid junk to get free spare parts. she recruits wretch or thrice, sometimes foul to help her carry the stuff back to the ships without anyone noticing. that’s how she saves both credits and the nature (not that she cares about the last part, she’s not a nature person)

some random facts:

- she likes doing pranks and eating fast food.

- she’s not into drama, and she’ll usually stay out of arguments, judging from the corner while eating popcorn. she’ll get the gossip she needs from thrice, but does not like to get personally involved because she can’t argue without crying

- she got her name for collecting animal bones as a cadet, and because i was listening to bones by imagine dragons while creating her lmao

- she’s obsessed with the movie jaws, but she hates the ending because she loves sharks

- she moved to alderaan after the war and was there when it blew up.

#this is A LOT but you wanted a rant so 🫶#thanks for the ask!!!!#star wars #sulevocs #oc bones #inbox

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thetallkiwi · 2 years

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Me ranting about placements in my birth chart because why not? (Pt.2)

OKAYYY i have time today lol. I’m procrastinating so it’s all good. I have already made a part 1 which your beautiful self can find down below

Moving on let’s goooooo! (Warning: mentions abuse and cuss words)

1). I last left off with moon trine saturn. Now, you may think that this is a good aspect since it’s a trine, but not really. I will say, the lessons for what saturn is trying to teach you via the aspects, will be slightly easier. As you know, the moon reps the mom and emotions, and saturn reps karma, discipline, RESTRICTION especially. Wherever saturn lays in your birthchart, is where you will have restriction and will have to work hard to achieve. The aspects saturn makes/that are made to saturn are your guides in helping you heal your saturn placement. So this aspect is basically saying that…I am…apathetic to a certain extent. It makes sense. I don’t cry easily and if I do cry, I don’t do it for long. I’m emotionally guarded even against myself. I try to have compassion and step in other people’s shoes. On another note, this makes me emotionally intelligent and less likely to act off of feelings (but as a 8th house moon it creates a struggle of wanting to be petty af towards someone if they did me wrong vs leaving them alone and maturing.) so there’s a lesson in learning how to allow myself to feel emotions and not see them as the enemy, but a release. A friend that helps destress.

2). Sun square Midheaven:

UGGHHHHHH bruh my sun literally squares EVERYTHING except my mars. I fucking hate it. This is actually a pretty good placement to have because it means that I have ambition and will be willing to work for my goals. This is a very draining placement. I have all this ambition and it can easily go to waste. I try my best to make the best of it and results do come from the hard work i put in too. This placement can also make you confused about what you wanna do, but once you know what it does, you have all the willpower and natural energy reserves to bring forth results. I am still new to the manifesting community and honestly I would say that people with this aspect would do well in manifesting since you will also put in your side of the bargain with the universe/God/higer power. Now even if you don’t have this aspect don’t think you aren’t good at manifesting. You are. It’s all in your head, literally.

3). Moon septile mars:

Septiles are a “minor” aspect and you’ll rarely see any other astrologers use septile in a sentence, if you’re lucky. But having this placement can make someone EXTRA. Like you try to be calm then 5 mins later you’re on crack again being loud and dramatic and shit.

4). Pluto-Lilith Aspects:

People who have these aspects tend to hanve an intimidating aura and gaze. I have pluto trine lilith and there has been some people tell me that i had a death stare back at where I used to work. Seriously, we hold a LOT of power when it comes to this aspect. Lilith is like a weird shocking mixture of uranus and pluto so with that being said…we shock people and intimidate them so easily. I promise we’re like the nicest people on earth just look past our big bad exterior 🥺👉🏽👈🏽

5). Scorpio, 9th house:

Bruh Scorpio in the ninth house is teachers not liking you. At. All. I’m so done with school. I remember I was in fifth grade and I ended up with sand in my pants (because some stupid ass kid wanted to play a prank on me and poured a shoe full of sand down my pants) and I told my teacher when we got to class(this was after recess) and I asked her if I can go to the bathroom. She pulled me outside, gave me a verbal warning and then let me go. The teacher didn’t do shit. I genuinely don’t like teachers. Another experience happened where me and a teacher cussed each other out because i called her out on her BS (the class was tired of her and she was one of the most hated teachers throughout the school). I am in college now and it is better but those memories will hold on to you forever. Scorpio in your ninth house is legit no joke. If you have this placement y’all stay safe lol.

Additionally, having Scorpio on your ninth hoise means that you learn from those people with scorpio placements specifically. You have to learn how to face the intensity of your darkness which will be mirrored through these people. You have no choice if you want to heal yourself and upgrade you. It’s uncomfortable but it’s worthy.

6). Taurus, 3rd house, 18 degrees:

Now, you may think that having Taurus in the third house is all willy nilly but noooooo. Let me remind you Taurus is the sister sign of Scorpio and when we speak our words carry a presence (with the blessing of a sweet sounding voice). So don’t be surprised if you know someone with this placement and they can cause people to double back on their words. The 18 degrees also adds on to it. It’s not so much of a “killer degree.” But it tests people. I have been told that I have a way with words where people have to literally sit down and think about what I said. This placement is capable of stirring the pot in others when trying to set boundaries or being serious. Do not mistake a Taurus third house for something nice. Not only that, Taurus is a fixed sign, so i will stand steadfast on my word. This placement is a bit of a transformation placement where the words literally “test” other people. What they believe in, what they stand on, etc. It’s a blessing to have this placement. It practically translates to “come correct or don’t come at all.”

7). Sun semi-square venus:

This is a bit of a funny placement. People will not have a reason to like you, and they’re surprised at the fact that they even like you in the first place. Like they will find themselves actually contemplating on why they’re here with you, how did they even know you in the first place, etc.

8). People who have mars-pluto aspects literally *recognize* each other. I already mentioned my mars-pluto aspect. My soulmate, she also has the same aspect, and lord when we’re crossed we wreak havoc on people. But God forbid that we go against each other. I’m not gonna even ignore the fact that we can literally hold grudges against people and then act like we don’t 🤦🏾‍♀️. But my boyfriend also has mars sextile pluto in his chart ahaha. We recognize each other so much.

9). Mercury in Libra:

Okayyy so this is very…it’s different for everyone who has the placement but for the love of God so help me father—why is it so easy being indecisive??? You ask me the most simple question that involves choices and i am already contemplating the meaning of life trying to come up with an answer. Here’s how my thought process goes (oh yeah, it’s also at 12°, so this is a literal indecisive placement):

Boyfriend: do we wanna eat at Taco Bell or McDonald’s?

Me: Ummm…whichever one you’re down for i am down for.

Boyfriend: I know but i can’t decide so I am asking you.

Me: *stares at him for a literal five fucking minutes trying to balance the pros and cons of each restaurant and thinking about their menus.*

Boyfriend: 😐😑😐🤨…why are you just staring at me?

Me: *zones back in* my apologies. We can go to Taco Bell.

Boyfriend: took you long enough 😐😩 let’s go!🥳

See? It is a great struggle when encountering questions like this. The only upside to this placement is that I can mediate situations pretty easily and I can speak in a way that incorporates professionalism.

10). Moon conjunct venus:

We have a soft spot for those we love. Like you cannot do no wrong in my eyes. I genuinely love you appreciate you and your existence. Can also mean mom probably had a strong influence over our money and aesthetic at one point. This is can also come off as a people pleasing placement. Overall it’s lovely to an extent. As long as you don’t drain yourselves trying to love the other person.

I hope you guys enjoyed this and please don’t let this flop like my other posts 😩

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thenightlymartini · 1 year

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Your older headcannon #9 from May 11th 2015.

Could I request you write it again/revamp it? Because my brain has been running circles around the idea for hours, and I can't quite explain it, but the possible situations + reactions of others has been taking up space in my thought processes.

I was almost dreading what I wrote in that one since I forgot and many of the earlier ones I was thinking about either revamping or deleting because they were either super cringey or I no longer support these really old headcannons. Also didn't realize I started this blog back in 2015, and I thought I started this only maybe less than 5 years ago. Not even 30 yet, and I already feel old.

Honestly, though? I think that headcannon was probably one of my better ones, but does need some serious revamping.

For reference and short summary of what that headcannon was, it was basically about the two Koreas swapping personalities because they overheard America and Russia making comments about how they are exact opposites.

CW: mentions of Korean War, mentions of the politics and cultural issues/feelings surrounding Korean unification slightly/partially toxic actions, miscommunication, hurt feelings, censored curse words

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One of my personal headcannons for the two Koreas is that, way back when they were younger and representatives of Silla and Goguryeo, they would often swap places, more than just personalities, when China or Japan either did something that ticked them off or rubbed them the wrong way, just to make revenge sweeter. Sometimes they would swap places entirely for joking or prank purposes, too. They were more identical looking back then, since I doubt SK's modern hairstyle was that common back more than a millennia ago, so it was far easier to do these swaps and they were extremely good actors, thus making it far more convincing.

As time grew on, and China and Japan getting wiser to knowing when these two swapped, it became less and less common, possibly even stopping altogether about a few decades before Europeans came bashing on East Asia's doorstep. Obviously, the war between each other soured relations to the point where any fond memories they had together became bitter or they would suppress them both out of spite and pain.

Fast-forward to the later half of the Cold War (maybe around late 70s early 80s, though I haven't thought that part through yet), and the Koreas run into each other and they start a petty argument just for the sake of not being able to stand each other. Before they get super heated, they hear muffled voices arguing in a room just beside them that they can both clearly tell were Russia and America. As much as they couldn't stand each other, even starting issues that almost caused WW3 themselves, they both knew leaving their boyfriends to fight was not a good idea and it was a far more pressing matter than what they were currently arguing over. These two are also about 80-90% of America and Russia's emotional and impulse control, as these two typically can pull the two super powers apart with relative ease and lack of fear whereas others are too scared to intervene, mostly because they realize they are much older than their boyfriends and typically have to be the more mature ones at least 90% of the time when it comes to conflict resolution.

Their anger and annoyance dissipates when North Korea, just before going to open the door, stops dead and quietly motions SK over to listen in. This is when they start hearing their boyfriends arguing over the Koreas, basically the gist of it going "well my boyfriend is better because ___", "no, mine's better cause he's not ___ like yours", and so on. It makes both Koreas slightly prideful and get fuzzy feelings knowing their boyfriends are that into them that they will stand up for them and boast about them, but they are also slightly miffed at the fact that they still got dragged into one of their arguments that is clearly going to become a reason for nuclear war if there is no intervention, and that there was a slight implication (from the Koreans' point of view) that the differences was going to make unification much more difficult or the drastic differences were the result of the split. Thankfully, America's 10-20% own impulse control kicked in and he storms out (shortly after the two Koreas scrambled into hiding) and Russia leaves, too.

This is when the gears in both of the twins' heads start turning because they seem pretty miffed at the idea that they are so different now it is so easy to tell them apart. Granted they definitely changed physically, but their personalities couldn't be that different since they could easily impersonate the other before. So in a combination of wanting to teach their boyfriends a lesson in not dragging them into their arguments, being hurt that their boyfriends think that unification wasn't going to work or not happen at all, as well as a personal challenge in impersonating the other, they both just give each other a look that still clearly communicated what the other was thinking. I headcannon that these two were so close that they had borderline telepathic connections and could communicate through each other's minds and thoughts, but only due to close bonds and sharing the same people (which of course becomes extremely hard to initiate, much less with clarity, after the war because of the shattered bond and the division, so very few times are they ever able to understand what the other is thinking without context or physical indicators).

Now, when they think this will be easy, they realize later after practicing a little that their acting skills have become super rusty and it was a lot harder. Of course these two are too prideful to ask the other for help, so over the course of the rest of the world meeting (maybe a few days to a week) they are covertly trying to glean information from the other on how to recreate the personalities, sometimes communicating indirectly or just observing the other as discretely as possible. Eventually one of them caves, probably SK, and directly talks to the other that once they get their act together they really need to time the personality change correctly, as if one started earlier than the other the jig was probably going to be up. So it was decided the first day of the next global meeting was going to be when they would initiate their plan, starting with subtle changes before ramping up to full personality change, which was about a few months out.

Once it begins, the more subtler changes were mostly about one needing more impulse control and the other learning to let go. SK had to be more aloof and generally have a better poker face to one of a mix of tiredness and annoyance, while NK had to be more talkative and nonchalant. This change immediately set off a few alarm bells in Russia and America's minds, but America first thought either SK had a bad night's sleep or just was mulling over something that was irritating him, while Russia simply thought NK was just having a better day or so happened to sleep a whole night through without night terrors or insomnia.

As time progresses, they change more and more and that's when America and Russia start seriously thinking something is up. The instance America realized something was wrong was in front of Canada, England, France and Japan when SK got super snippy with him and reject a lot of physical touch. 3 of the 4 previously listed nations simply questioned whether America did something to piss him off. Russia notices something off when Cuba and Vietnam start getting tense over some sort of argument and NK is, essentially, playing oblivious rather than being the referee between the two, much less playing dumb to double entendres and back-handed compliments, while China seems to have a knowing smirk.

Japan and China clearly know what is happening and see right through the charade. They've been the targets of this prank too often to not realize when it is happening. But, they are much more inclined to stay silent about it because it is far more intriguing to watch this play out when the intended target is not themselves. There's also curiosity as to what exactly Russia and America did to warrant this particular prank, but they are much more amused and find it to be great entertainment. It's almost like an inside joke among East Asia, including Mongolia, since it has happened so much, so most of East Asia knows what's happening but are under a silent agreement to let this play out. Vietnam eventually is clued in by China, but she also finds it really amusing to know Russia is being targeted and stays quiet.

This charade comes to halt quite quickly on both ends due to their shared issues with essentially causing their respective boyfriends distress. America eventually tries to talk to SK about what is going on, fully believing he did something to upset the other, which results in SK, still maintaining the act, escalating the issue into a fight that ends with America in tears because he doesn't understand what happened. SK calls off the charade right there because he realized he f!ed up big time and he went far past fun and games. Russia basically was trying to be tactful but ends up shooting himself in the foot metaphorically speaking because he is trying to tell NK that he is concerned because he is not acting like his usual self, not that he minds the other being sweet or playful, but he is concerned with the sudden change. Course, Russia gets so tongue-tied and nervous that he becomes super distressed, resulting in NK calling off his end of the charade realizing he was essentially tricking Russia who really trusted him.

Trying to explain what happened and how both Koreas agreed to a personality change was so outlandish that not only did America and Russia find it super hard to believe, but also the Koreas had to call each other for the first time outside of political obligations, where they find out about the other's respective calling off of the charade, and agreed all 4 of them needed to have a sit down about this. The last day of the meetings, both Koreas sit the superpowers down and have a long talk showing how the whole thing came about, including why they decided to do it. Specifically addressing the fact that they both had the thought process their boyfriends were implying that unification wasn't going to happen and how that seriously hurt their feelings, but also admitting they themselves went too far with the prank by hurting them. Things thankfully smoothed out, though both NK and SK had to spill the beans on how often they actually swapped places when they were younger, which baffled America and Russia at how often it actually happened.

This ties into one of my more recent posts about New Years Resolutions, particularly SK making the same one each year in wanting and trying to have a better relationship with NK. This was the moment that decided for SK on wanting a better relationship because both he and his brother are not only on the same page for once since the beginning of the 20th century, but that both genuinely want reunification for the benefit of the people rather than politically. A lot of what is unsaid between the twins also influenced this decision, such as the regret, the sadness, and the general understanding that both of them were hurting just as much and not as one-sided as previously thought.

Bonus

Japan and China had started a betting pool about when the charade would be up among the East Asians (to which Japan won cause China thought the game would last far longer due to both America and Russia's obliviousness). They most certainly snooped on the private meeting between the 4 of them to find out, and now it has become an inside joke between the two of them. They did leave when it started getting about personal topics, though; they knew when certain conversations needed to stay private. It didn't stop them from having their own existential thoughts on the situation of the peninsula, along with their own roles that helped result in said situation.

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endversewinchester · 1 year

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Someone is grounded after getting spotted at Kings Cross. He didn’t seem to mind the scolding he definitely got much when Hermione brought the daily prophet up article up though.

I will raise my eyebrow at the order leaving Sirius alone unsupervised in the house with all the PTSD he’s going through. Yes, it’s a war and you all need to act quckly, but he is one of you, and he is literally at the headquarters. I would be very afraid of him doing something careless.

See my heart breaks here because as much as the kids are right, Sirius just wants to spend time with you, Harry. He wants out of the house and the memories and the ptsd, sure. But he also wants to feel like he’s doing something meaningful. Honoring your father’s last wishes, and his legacy.

He’s also afraid of you moving on and forgetting him, as he cannot be there for you most of the time. He suggests Hogsmeade because from his POV you really enjoyed having him nearby last year. While him not wanting to lose you because he doesn’t really want to be alone is unfair, as Remus is literally living with him and you not wanting him to take risks comes from your love for him, it’s understandable. Sirius lost so much to Azkaban. He doesn’t have a lot going for him in his life right now. Keeping the things he does still have is really important to him.

And here is the famous part. My heart breaks for him. Seriously (no pun intended). Harry loves you so much, buddy. No need to be so insecure. Nevertheless, he’s wrong.

Here’s the thing. I’ll bet any amount you want that Harry isn’t the first or the last person to tell him he can’t just do whatever he wants, because he needs to worry about going back to jail. I’m fact, I’ll bet he hears that at least ten times a day, which is precisely what set him off. Similarly to what Harry says earlier in the chapter (it’s on my previous post), Sirius thought he and Harry understood each other deeply. Especially because he shared with Harry things about his past, the abusive relatives, and how trapped he felt in that house, not being able to help with the order. And here is where the projecting part comes in as well. Harry stops being Harry and becomes Sirius’ dead best friend. So when Harry tells him “you need to worry about Azkaban”, he doesn’t take it as the heartfelt worry that it was, he takes it as betrayal. As Harry (James) treating him like everyone else.

And here’s the other thing I’ve been meaning to talk about for ages but never really found the space to. Sirius is 34, but he did not get to live a day past 21. So emotionally, that’s how old he actually he is. This is why he still comes across as rash and careless, and childish too, compared to the other adults. The world moved on, but he didn’t. So on top of everything else he’s dealing with, there’s this.

Which is why instead of handling it as an emotionally intelligent adult and a father, he snaps at Harry. In a very bad way too, may I add. Using his dead father against him is a low blow so big James himself would be mad at Sirius. It’s also not even true, because James too had lines. Remember the prank, pads? Yeah. I will call your bluff that he would have wanted you to risk being killed (because that’s what the minister ordered for you. The kiss. Not jail.) just so he could have you near for a few hours.

Even if it was true (which it’s not), but even if James was that level of careless, Harry is under no obligation to live up to it. Harry is Harry, and James is James. They are two separate people and are allowed to behave differently in different situations. So unfortunately Sirius, even though my heart is breaking for you, you were wrong here. But I think you know that too. You know you were throwing petty blows, and you should really apologize to your godson next time you pop your head back in that fireplace.

#cami reads #harry potter and the order of the phoenix

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infernalrevenge · 3 years

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Heyy! First of all love your work!!! And can I request some fun and lighthearted headcanons where house dimistrescu’s s/o refuse to say ‘i love you back’ to them as a prank. Have a good day!

Thank you! It's always nice to know that people actually like what I spew out into the world HAHA I promise these shall be as lighthearted as you requested and more, but this is cute. Get ready for potentially pouty ladies :P

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Alcina Dimitrescu

She may shrug it off at first, especially if she was in a hurry to get somewhere. Maybe she didn't hear you, but there wasn't any time to dwell on that.

If you did it again to get a reaction out of her, she'll be quite confused. You must have heard her, right? Did she not hear you again? Were you ignoring her on purpose?

She'll approach you and demand you talk to her about what was wrong. You normally wouldn't act like this, what's with this "silent treatment" toward her? May or may not be mad about it (she's pretty mad about it.)

Surely you knew how to act more maturely than this. If you had a problem with her, do not just keep it to yourself or take it out in this way! You can kind of imagine her pouting or scrunching her nose a bit as she goes on a rant about your behavior. Deep down, she really just wasn't used to getting nothing from you in that regard.

She'll merely roll her eyes once you explain the situation and mumble something about "trends these days". Ooh you think you're so clever, look at me, I don't reciprocate my darling's feelings. Yeah, she's being petty -- you'll have to deal with that for a while. Think of a way to make it up to her in the meantime.

Bela Dimitrescu

.......okay what's up? No seriously, talk to her, what's up?

Bela is the kind of person who jumps way too quickly to conclusions. She might not even have questions in her mind, she just knows that something is wrong -- at least, she thinks she knows.

She doesn't want to blame you if you started the day rough and felt like taking it out in this way, but this isn't a good way to go about it. Communication is important in any relationship and you should be able to--

You might start trying to stifle either a laugh or an "aww" because on one hand, you didn't think she would take this so seriously. But also it's kinda sweet that she noticed the change in behavior to mean that something may have bothered you.

A flit of confusion would pass her face when you tell her about the prank. She doesn't really get what was so funny about it, all she does is reiterate her point about communicating as a couple. Well, it's nice to know she cares either way.

Cassandra Dimitrescu

Fucking pissed, may whatever higher power you believe in bless your soul because you're not coming out of this unscathed.

Okay that was a bit of an exaggeration, but Cassandra will undoubtedly be mad. Come on, you couldn't say four words back?

Get ready to get guilt-tripped. Not in a terribly manipulative way, but do expect some "woe is me" dramatics on her part. You're pretty sure she's playing it up just because there's no one else around.

Just throwing herself onto a chaise, hand on her forehead as she "cries" about how her partner didn't love her anymore. At this point, you're not sure who's pulling the joke on who.

You'll get smacked in the arm when you tell her it was just a prank. How dare you play with her feelings like that! Never do that again! ... now tell her you love her... please.

Daniela Dimitrescu

She would pout SO HARD. Good luck trying not to break when she brings out the puppy dog eyes, her face just scrunching up at you.

Were you mad at her? Did she do something the other day that made you act this way toward your precious girlfriend? Whatever it was she did, it was an accident or it was her sisters' fault!

She would go up to you, shake your arm and whine until you said it. She'll cling to you for the rest of the day if she has to, just please say it back!

You've always know she can be a drama queen but she was going to pull all the stops for this. An "I love you too" meant that much to her.

Telling her it was a prank later on would earn you a bigger pout though, and a soft mumble that "it wasn't funny." But she couldn't stay mad at you for long, not until the next time you say "I love you" and she goes back to being your lovey-dovey girlfriend.

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dreamkidddream · 3 years

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AHHHHH OKAY IM SORRY BUT I JUST SAW THE CUTEST TREND ON TIKTOK AND JUST HAD TO WRITE THIS

So it’s basically where one partner is complaining about how their shirt smells and when the other person leans down to smell it their forehead gets kissed 🥺 so I had to write it for the bros 😭 I’m still doing the prompt special tho but take this as a thank you gift/self indulgent. Heavy on the ✨self indulgent✨ Reader is gender neutral!

The Brothers and Forehead Kisses (Tiktok Trend)

Lucifer

MC ew, he doesn’t want to smell your shirt if it stinks

Why would he want to do that

But you were so persistent and would not stop pestering him until he sniffed it, and he has paperwork to do so he doesn’t have time to waste

If this was a prank and Satan and/or Belphie put you up to you’re going to regret it

Rolling his eyes, he leaned down to smell only to feel your lips gently kiss his forehead

Very confused until you asked him if he smelt it. He did the same thing and got the same result

So this was your little prank, huh?

Honeslty doesn’t mind it, and is a little smug about it too

If you just wanted to kiss him, why didn’t you say so? He will happily grant your request

He rather do the kissing and on another body part, but he can never complain when it comes to you

10/10 recommend forehead kisses with Lucifer

He won’t outright ask you for them, but he will be expecting them for now on (especially when he’s stressed). Your kisses are possibly his only weakness (not that he’ll ever say that), and makes him feel all warm inside

You make him feel warm inside MC

Mammon

He’s definitely done the sniff test on his own clothes more than once, so has no problem smelling

The only problem he had was the instant butterflies in his stomach and the blush across his face after you kissed his forehead

“Oi human! W-what do ya think ya doin’?!”

Is embarrassed and acts like the kisses are unwanted (he’s not fooling anyone), until you do it again and again and again

Very dopey and starts to complain when you pull away

“Hey! You started this, s-so ya gotta finish it! And I’m- I’m not done yet!”

You dumb human! Making him feel all these emotions for you. Now you gotta take responsibility! He’s the Great Mammon after all, and he only gets the best!

He’s lying MC don’t ever stop loving on him you’re already the best

Bonus: give him forehead kisses whenever he’s upset during your pep talks and he’ll marry you on the spot. Also becomes his favorite kiss and expects them everyday

Leviathan

KING of the sniff test

Man almost never leaves his room and is either gaming or binging anime (sometimes both) 25/8 what do you expect?

Has a heart attack when you kissed his forehead

Not really but he felt like he was

Face completely red, including ears, he couldn’t even stutter out his question of why you were doing this

Were you pranking him? Was this a trick?! Why would someone like you (WAAY out of his league) kiss a yucky otaku like him?

You saw that he was getting that look again, so you pecked his forehead over and over

Completely shuts down, but in a good way!

Give him forehead kisses forever MC, especially when he’s upset in his degrading mood or about to go in a jealous rage

Becomes exclusively your thing

Satan

Another one that doesn’t want to smell your shirt

If you think it smells then change??? He doesn’t understand why you’re still wearing it

Have to practically FORCE his head to your chest, and he finally gives in

Was pleasantly surprised to feel the kiss

You make him fluster so bad MC that he chokes lmao

Tries to act smug about it at first, but you caught him off guard and he is not mad about that

Kisses your forehead everyday before you leave the house: whether it’s for RAD, hanging out, whatever reason doesn’t matter

Does it everyday, and in front of everyone ESPECIALLY in front of Lucifer, he lives to spite this man

Makes him feel like he’s a part of his own love story, and that he finally had a happy ending

Asmodeus

You are NOT fooling this man

If you want him to smell you, you gotta lie and say you sprayed some perfume or cologne and want his opinion

Well why didn’t you say so? He’ll be honored that you want his opinion but who wouldn’t? He’s Asmodeus, the best-

Did you just kiss his forehead?

Naughty MC, if it’s a kiss you wanted you didn’t have to trick him to get it~

But he didn’t mind. It makes him feel loved, a different kind, way different than what he feels from his fans, if the deep blush on his face is anything to go off of

Forehead kisses are something reserved just for you! And it doesn’t matter if it’s him kissing yours or the opposite, he loves it. He lives for it now, but only for you. This is something that his fans can never have, and they feel just a little salty about it, but they can’t stay mad for long. It’s Asmo, and MC always brings out this glow from him, and they do kinda look cute together...

Surprisingly he rather do this behind closed doors. Has no problem with kissing you in public, but it’s just more personal when it’s just you two

Keep this up MC and he may start loving you more than himself-

JK he’s obviously first place

But you have him doubting that sometimes, and it doesn’t bother him as much as he thought it would

Beelzebub

Does the sniff test sometimes, but only because if he smells food on it he gets hungry and sometimes tempted to eat the shirt

He can’t help it

You want him to smell you- your shirt? Doesn’t mind, you already smell good and he does have the strongest sense of smell in the house (probably ever tbh), so it makes sense

Now Beel is one tall demon. All the brothers are pretty tall, but he’s the tallest (even if he isn’t he’s still huge), so kissing his forehead was a challenge on his own

Is deathly quiet for a few seconds, expression serious. Then...

You see the widest smile along with the red spreading across his cheeks. Purposely continues to do it even after he knows it’s a prank, doesn’t care

You awakened the beast MC

Fully expects these kisses for now on. Every. Single. Day. Not that you mind in the slightest

He goes to you whenever he feels like he needs it. Feeling famished and food isn’t working? Forehead kisses make him feel full. Need good luck for practice and on game days? Those kisses give him an extra boost. Bored? You and your kisses are more than enough to entertain him

ALSO KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD NO EXCEPTIONS

Comes to you literally any time of the day to get your kisses. It’s better than anything he ever eats. Makes him feel better too!

Anything filled with love from you is better

Belphegor

MC what do you want?? He’s trying to sleep, and he doesn’t want to smell your smelly sweatshirt

Does the sniff test on his own clothes, but is petty enough to turn his nose at you

Maybe if you lay down and cuddle with him, he can probably take a whiff...

You fall for it (or so he thinks). So when he feels your soft lips on him, it’s enough to wake him up

You humans, always finding a way to trick people! Not that he cares that this trick has his heart racing and the tip of his ears burning

We all know he’s a sucker for affection no matter how much he tries to lie and deny it. So imagine how much he’s loving something so domestic like this

Is acting so shy, complaining about how unfair you are in teasing him, but you don’t miss the way his eyes flick from your lips to your own eyes, and the way that he positions himself for you to have easy access to kiss him again

Becomes your thing whether you like or not (spoiler alert: you do) and I mean just your thing. Besides from Beel, he’s pouting if you decide to do this to his other brothers. He’s the only one that should have your kisses, not his annoying and undeserving brothers! If you’re really sorry, you can apologize by giving him 10x the usual pecks and sleeping in his arms

Forehead kisses before napping and before going to bed >>>

The thought that he shouldn’t be forgiven still lingers in the back of his head, but whenever you give him that soft smooch on his forehead, it’s forgotten momentarily

You’re too good for him MC

You make him feel so cherished, so loved. He doesn’t know how he can repay you, make you feel the same, but these kisses are a good start

SN: should I do this for the BSD and MHA crew too 🤔? Cause I will 🌚 it’ll probably get done anyway lmao

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