#I am not counting on anything but

[eachuisge-cc]

......... cat dick....... is working??

#I am not counting on anything but #because hope springs eternal I went and did a shoddy weight painting job and whipped up a package/xml and #it's not glitching #sooo I don't know what any of this means but. mayhaps. cat dick soon? #we'll see how it goes when the weights are done properly and the LODs are made and all that #also I accidentally used the slightly older shittier version that doesn't look quite as good #so we'll have to see how it goes with the cleaned up one #I gotta say I would really love to not do the feline anatomy version of the skins twice

[feuilletoniste]

#poll brought to you by the fact that basically all of these have entered my vocabulary and refused to leave #mine #* #uspol #I am not counting mispronunciations‚ mondegreens‚ or malapropisms conveyed verbally—so no “bigly” or “yuge” or anything

[cthulhum]

does anyone realize how crazy it is to have the actor of a mostly headcanoned queer ship say the fans were never crazy and they were right all along after 10+ years of everyone just absolutely going nuts over the said queerbaited ship

#supernatural #dean winchester #spn #destiel #castiel #deancas #misha collins #im 20 i have been Experiencing supernatural and johnlock since i was 12 and merthur since wayy before that i have fought Wars #this is crazy #i love u hannibal i love u 911 (if u make eddie gay) #for the love of god by 'mostly headcanoned' i dont mean that it was never intentional #i am aware that they put the subtext in on purpose #they knew what they were doing #but my focus here is on the actor actually saying it because like #if its not mostly headcanoned then y was the entire cast denying it for years AND YEARS #like do yall not remember what jared and jenesn used to say #there have been many many many instances where the cast has made us feel crazy/stupid for saying anything abt destiel #im just saying TO ME its crazy that actors and creators talk so openly about these things now !!! again i was raised on merlin and sherlock #ok also im confused on the queerbaiting part #everyones saying its queer coding and not queer baiting but cant they be true at the same time ? #im not being dumb on purpose i swear im just confused #like yes dean is very much bi coded and their relationship is queer coded but if the creators deny everything #and we only get a last minute confession after 11 years #that doesnt count as queer baiting ? #someone smart explain this to me 🙏

[chlorophyllium]

#mole interest #is this anything? #<- it is counting by the 3k+ notes #guys stop i opened tumblr at work and the notifs kept BUZZING #to the non native english speakers what is the mole (animal) called in your language i am curious

[ley-med]

Welp. Things get weird with the anesthesia department from time to time. Today a patient, left unsupervised for 5 whole minutes in their surgical ward, chewed their central line out...

#medblr #residency chronicles #and it didn't evoke anything but a quiet feeling of resignation #clarifying #i am a human doctor with human patients! #i guess something like this wouldn't count as news in the vetblr community

[girlboyburger]

i heard you folks might like fluttershy? 🦋

#she's big <3 #i am redesigning my mane six designs Again bc id like to make mini comics of em when ive got the time #no it doesnt say anything about me that i draw both my ponysona and fluttershy as yellow pegasi with wings too small to fly and bodies #too big for their deamenor that live in cottages and speak softly #what are you talking about #my art #fluttershy #flutter shy #mlp #my little pony #friendship is magic #redesign #i GUESS if u wanted to call her a kinsona i wouldnt stop you.......... #pony #horse #doodle #sketch #i like to imagine the only pony close to her height in ponyville is big mac...twilight doesnt count cause shes got that freak alicorn growth #going on. speaking of. twilight will prolly be the next design bc shes the one im the most dissastified with from my last batch

[egophiliac]

just thinking about hair and faces

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #i don't THINK this counts as face horror but just in case #face horror #for your daily dose of me losing my mind over anime characters #i don't know why the hair thing surprised me so much. i think because i thought it was funny that lilia named silver after his hair color. #like ha ha lilia is hilariously bad at names how cute and silly! #oh. oh it's kind of a Thing. #anyway i am excited to see where the heck all of this stuff with silver's various dads ends up! #we still don't actually know who killed meleanor! #we still don't know literally anything about dad draconia! (dadconia? dradconia?) #we don't know what happened to the macguffin gem with its magical dad-saving powers! #(surely this will not come back to save a certain dad at a later point. of course not.) #man i was not expecting episode 7 to be all dads all the time #i mean i'm here for it but #hey remember when the highest stakes were who was gonna win the big talent show #then robots started kidnapping people and now we've just escalated from there #episode 8 our cat is going to turn into a drippy ink kaiju and we're going to have to mecha battle him to save the world or something #each member of diasomnia pilots a limb and we gattai into a giant robot dragon and hold on i gotta submit this spec script to aniplex brb

[miguxadraws]

something awful (Not the forum)

@spitinsideme i'm sorry

#i had this idea and needed to get it out of my head #i was losing it #she's absolutely shocked #still processing what happened #lmao #jesus christ #absolutely disgusting!!!!!! #anyway #currently not having much time for art but #i can still make low quality stuff #also please answer me something #demon ragatha needs blood right?? #or am i mistaken #if so does period blood count #i swear i'm just asking for curiosity #no dark intentions or anything #period blood #cw blood #tw blood #cw suggestive #suggestive #shitpost #my art #tadc pomni #tadc ragatha #tadc au #tadc fanart #the amazing digital circus #buttonblossom #pomni x ragatha

[hellenhighwater]

when you went to law school, did you only have a bachelors in graphic design? i heard you could only do lawschool if you already did university and got a degree. i’ve been interested in law for years but the length of time and price threw me way off. im 23 now and just starting in an engineering degree and now im second guessing myself again 😭

I feel like maybe I'm not following this ask precisely, but yeah, I had a double-major Bachelor of Fine Arts when I went to law school. In most states of the US, you need some kind of bachelor's degree to apply to law school, and you get a Juris Doctor at the end of it. If you then also pass the Bar Exam, and pass the character & fitness review, and the Professional Responsibility exam, then you're licensed to practice law and can call yourself an attorney.

Some attorneys go back and get legal Master's degrees, but it's not a prereq for the JD and is usually more about specialization than anything else. Most people do not start their JD with a Master's.

So if your engineering degree is a Bachelor's, not an Associate's, then yeah, you could go to law school afterwards if you did well on the law school entry exam, which is called the LSAT. The Bachelor's doesn't have to be in prelaw necessarily, it can be whatever.

Also, it's not unusual for people to add "lawyer" as a new thing on top of an existing career. Because the field is so broad and touches so many areas of expertise, many people chose to go to law school after working in an industry and deciding they want to also practice law in relation to that field. It's not a bad thing to put the Bachelor's degree to work for a while before deciding if you want to do the law thing.

#i also have an associates in stage tech but thats not really related to anything else #i am obscenely overeducated but in completely arbitrary directions #I also wound up with like #nearly a minor's worth of random extra credits floating around from doing a fuckload of AP exams and weird random classes that didn't #wind up counting towards any degree

[yudol-skorbi]

well i could not left Tary out

#critical role #vox machina #fanart #taryon darrington #doty #cr1 #designing mechanisms is my genuine weakness #i can wrangle anything but them i am pretty sure #i dont know why #my brains just dont get them no matter what #and doty counts as a mechanism so #but i love this duet too much to just give up #they was a delight to watch #i am so looking forward darrington brigade oneshot

[stuckinapril]

Something so ineffable about exhaustion that comes not from a lack of sleep but from a lack of rest

#neeed a day where I’m doing nothing but I don’t think that’s forthcoming #I was out all day + forced myself to hit the gym before coming home and I am TIRED #it took a hot shower to feel my bones. and now I have to study. and then I have somewhere to be tomorrow #and then I go back to the neuro clinic on Monday. which is FUN I love it #but I don’t think I can be fully present in anything if I’m so divided between everything #multitasking is an absolute must but I think downsizing just a little bit will probably mean I get to be a healthier vessel #I just need time to chill in bed and watch silly movies and read books and chart stars and count rocks idk

[carpetbug]

fanart I drew of multimouse dying in a glue trap

inspired by x

#carpetbug art #does. does this even count as an art. #this has been rotating in my head for a while so had to sit down and get it out #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #ml #miraculous fanart #multimouse #marinette #marinette dupain cheng #dying in a glue trap #I AM SORRY IF THIS HAS BEEN DONE BEFORE!! i didn’t see anything but the internet is vast. so lmk if someone did this already

[oldscythe]

“but why me? am i that easy to mimic?!” yes, yuri, you are. you see, he knows your bright eyes and that sharpened furrow of the brow when your rage knows no bounds. he’s familiar with the black silk that drapes your face and your narrow, sloped nose. the slight elven ears, the tight-lipped smile, the faint curve of your mouth. the intensity. he knows you because he knows her. whether our master of a thousand faces cares to accept it, you’re family because she’s family. we all accurately mimic those whom we love.

#deranged losers will bring twiyor into anything. i am the deranged loser in question #but genuinely this chapter counts as a twiyor chapter because yuri is yor’s mirror #twiyor #sxf manga #spy x family #sxf chapter 83 #yuri briar #yor forger #loid forger #spy x family chapter 83

[essektheylyss]

The Critical Role team dunamantic diviners have spoken!

It is HOT BOI SUMMER 🌂

In honor of the occasion, have a poll, because why not really.

There are no direct quotes from the end of 97 and no 140/141 moments because we'd be here all goddamn day. Also, you can take this old uquiz I made like three years ago if you'd like. :3 And I do in fact want to hear other great Essek moments in the tags!

#critical role #essek thelyss #hot boi summer #I really don't care if you take the uquiz it is just there as a warning that I forget nothing. #I could get comprehensive if I had the poll space. #if it is not on the list it's cuz I deemed it lesser priority or An Outlier That Shouldn't Be Counted than what I did include. #for the record I don't remember my uquiz login so I have to take this to see what the breakdown is #and I just pick quickly on vibes #and never once have I gotten anything but 'my intentions were never good. they were important.' cuz I am who I am.

[killerpancakeburger]

Attending a wizards soiree with Rolan headcanons - Angst Version

Rolan is about to ask you to come with him when he stumbles upon you and one of your warlock/wizard/sorcerer (pick wattya want) friend asking you to come with him to said soiree.

Didn’t mean to listen to the conversation. Does it anyway when he realises what it's about/that he's been beaten to it.

Your nonchalant, sardonic reply breaks his heart a bit. "Why would I go to that stuck-ups gathering? It's going to be full of pompous jerks who like to listen to themselves talk all night. Hard pass." With a derisive laugh.

He goes back the way he came from, face unscrutable, resolutely determined to not mention it at all to you.

You notice his change of attitude - he's colder, less patient, snaps more easily - in the next days but despite racking your brain about it, you don't get where this is from. 

The evening of the event, he disappears and you go to his siblings for information. Awkward conversation ensues. 

"Have you seen Rolan?" "Well he's at his beloved wizards gathering obviously" "... what gathering?" "...you mean he didn’t tell you?" "Tell me what??" Cal and Lia exchange anxious, embarassed looks. Your worry and apprehension boil over. "What is it!?”

Once you wring the truth out of them, you pause for a moment, before remembering your conversation with your friend, and everything brutally makes sense. Welp, time to fix this mess.

You find a fancy outfit in a hurry and rush to the soiree in a panic, while still trying to look dignified.

You get pushed back at the entrance. Invitations only. You try your best to not cause a scene but it ends with the guard and you raising your voices high enough to be heard from the guests. You're considering knocking them out until Rolan shows up.

Of course he recognized your voice from afar. It's not like he had been spending the whole evening trying to keep you out of his mind. To no avail.

"They're with me." Crisis averted. Well, for now. You're in like you wanted but now it's time to face the music. Despite coming to your rescue, Rolan does not look happy.

"Why are you even here?" are the first words crossing his lips. His features are twisted in a scowl. Being familiar with his temper, you can tell that he's restraining himself from yelling.

You have to rein in your first instinct which is to snap back "Why do you think!?". Aggravating the situation is not why you came. You afford yourself the luxury of taking a deep breath to compose yourself.

"I came for you, of course." You stare directly into Rolan's gleaming eyes as you say those words, trying to convey your sincerity and your feelings through your gaze.

Rolan crosses his arms, still frowning. "Far be it from me to suggest you should waste your evening by spending it listening to pompous jerks who love the sound of their own voices."

You put your hands on your waist and raise a dubious eyebrow. "Come on Rolan, I was deliberately exaggerating to make my friend laugh. Surely you figured that out. Plus I distinctly remember all the times you complained about the wizards you interacted with, and how they drove you crazy with their contempt and their egoism."

The frown on his forehead progressively disappears, but his gaze becomes shifty, avoiding yours. "I... I suppose I fail to comprehend why you would have accepted my proposal when you declined his."

You open your eyes wide in suprise, then your shock makes way for understanding. "Oh, Rolan." you sigh with both endearment and annoyance, a fond smile stretching your lips.

"What", he retorts, crossing his arms again, but in a different way than earlier, akin to sulking. A light blush adorns his cheeks. He knows that smile of yours, and that tone. You're about to say something sappy.

You close the gap between the two of you, tenderly cupping his face with your hands - he makes no move to stop you. "Rolan, rolan, rolan. Is it so hard to believe that I would endure hours of nagging, self-important wizards just to make you happy? Just to spend time with you? I defied shadows in a cursed land to save your tail, I braved the army of an immortal man to free your family, and I slaughtered the so-called greatest wizard of the Sword Coast for daring to lay a hand on you, and you think I'm scared of a soiree?"

He closes his hands around your wrists, not to repel you, no, but to gain more contact with your skin. He's able to look you into the eye again. "I suppose... it does sound foolish when you put it this way."

At last, you both join the function, but not before you first reclaimed a kiss or two from Rolan, to make up for his coldness the last few days.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #mine #bg3 headcanons #bg3 rolan #rolan x tav #rolan x reader #rolan x you #does this count as angst or as hurt/comfort? idk. idk anything i am jon snow

[yonpote]

ok its honestly hilarious how #for the fandometrics is now a secondary phan tag. like noooo other fandom is being like "guys im just tagging this ship for metrics okay!!!!" even other rpf ships arent doing all that 😭 we just have such bad phan-related trauma that we constantly have to be like "no no you guys its just a bit its for metrics i dont SHIP phan guys i swear its ironic its just a joke we're doing this as a joke"

#phan #<- because i ship phan #nothing against this! i literally am always talking in a tone that leaves plausible deniability for everything i say to be a joke #even tho none of it is i dont want anyone to take anything i say too seriously even if im being sincere #which then becomes an issue when i do actually require sincerity and seriousness i guess but thats my cross to carry #if u want phan to be about pure metrics then you have my support soldier. every hashtag phan counts toward the phan war