#i dont know why

[ohmygraves]

one time, soap was talking about how he saw a post about how a mole/beauty mark could be a spot where your lover would kiss you in your past life. i mean, it was so romantic that he started thinking if he had any.

that got price thinking about your beauty marks.

as someone he cherished in his life, you meant the world to him, and naturally he wants to show you how much you mean to him. at home, he'd kiss your exposed skin, paying extra attention to your lovely, beauty marks. he likes to think that he was the one who gave you these in your previous life, that he found you again in this life. those marks were a reminder on how much he cherished you, where he should kiss you to worship you, and perhaps to hopefully be a reminder that he'll find you again in your next life too.

on the nape of your neck, his lips pressing gently against the soft skin, his beard tickling you.

"you have a mole right here, sweetheart."

on the back of your hand, after he tenderly caressed his thumb over it.

"maybe i'll see one here too..."

below your collarbone.

"... or here..."

you giggled, reminding him that that's not how it works.

"well, a guy can surely hope, love."

maybe, he should leave some more too in other places, for the next incarnation of his life when he finds you.

#i have an obsession with beauty marks i think #i dont know why #i have a lot on me #i surely want my faves to kiss them #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty headcanon #john price #cod headcanon #john price x reader #cod price #cod mwii #cod mw2 #cod x reader #cod

[attractedtopeoples]

HI POOKIR hope you are okay so I was thinking

Johnnie x f reader like UH overstim with edge on readers side ? And like reader maybe has a very pink style (coquette/hello kitty typa) and if you could do smth like after aftercare he does a stream and like reader kinda left some lipstick on his neck or hickeys IDK of you don’t wanna that’s okay! Have a good day

A/N: HIII LOVE, thank you I am doing better, and happy new year! I hope this is okay, especially sorry if i didn't mention the fashion as much- i'm not very good at incorporating those smaller details. despite that i absolutely loved this prompt, and i had sat there fangirling over the thought of this scenario for a hot minute but here we go, and as always constructive criticism is welcome.

Johnnie Guilbert

Tags/Warnings: mdni, minors do not interact, don't like don't read, smutty, explicit, f!reader, there is one creepy ass guy at the start, overstimulation, aftercare & slight fluff, marking kink from reader if you squint, tease reader/snarky reader, yh i think that's all, tell me if you think there should be more, NOT BETA-READ.

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The both of you had been at the grocery store, getting a few things for the apartment and stuff you needed for future videos. However, at one point Johnnie had left to grab some cookies he'd seen earlier, and some random guy had come up behind you, attempting to corner you into the shelf, one hand on your pressed on your lower back under the crop top you'd worn.

The sudden contact was obviously not appreciated, and you pushed him back as you stepped away quickly, avoiding his hand when he reached out again.

"Sorry Sweetheart, just admiring the view," the random guy said, as if it provided any valid explanation. You could feel his eyes tracing over you, and felt rather disgusted as his eyes stayed trained on your mini-skirt for a few seconds longer than you were comfortable with.

"Who's this?" a voice spoke behind you, and you had never been more thankful than when you turned around to find Johnnie standing there glaring at the creep. The guy rolled his eyes at Johnnie, but took a step back regardless, glancing at you once more before walking away, leaving a confused Johnnie with chocolate chip cookies in hand.

"Just a nobody, it's okay" you'd assured him, although it clearly didn't do a great job, his eyes still taking in every detail, trying to find any evidence of pain or discomfort.

"Are you sure?" he'd asked, wrapping a protective arm around your shoulders as he looks back down the aisle with a slight frown.

"Been better, I just wanna go home." you'd admitted with a sigh as you leaned into his embrace.

That lead to where you are now, one hand clutching the pillow behind you and the other tangled in Johnnie's hair as his tongue pushes you towards another climax, your third tonight to be specific, and Johnnie did not seem like he wanted to stop. His hands had taken their place on your inner thighs, keeping your legs from closing around his legs as he overstimulates you.

Your back arched off the bed as you were pushed over the edge once more, and your hand was tugging Johnnie's hair, a futile attempt at pushing him away. However, to your surprise, he pulled away from you with a pleased grin on his face. Sadly, It didn't last very long, as one of his hands moved up your thigh as he began rubbing slow circles around your clit, applying a painful yet pleasurable pressure as you threw your head back once more.

His other hand trailed upwards- towards your hips, and he sat back on his knees, admiring you splayed out in front of him as he continued to toy with your overstimulated body, gently sliding two fingers inside you as you let out a broken moan, throat already sore from the previous rounds.

"Feeling better now darling?" He asks teasingly, curling his fingers inside you as your nails dig into the back of his neck, eyes squeezed shut as you try not to lose your mind from the feelings overwhelming you as his fingers thrust into you at a steady pace.

There were hickeys covering the both of you, but especially yourself, and you couldn't say you were all that upset. There was a trail of them from your jawline, down your collarbone, and scattered down the rest of your body. On your thighs the hickeys and love-bites were joined by slight bruises on your inner thighs form Johnnie's fingers.

On him it was mainly his neck and jawline, alongside a few scattered over his chest before he laid you down, opting to mark you up instead. Although as he leans down, placing his other arm by the side of your head, you had a nice few of them.

Looking into his eyes your shaky arms wrapped around his neck to pull him closer into a kiss, tasting yourself on his lips as he reciprocated eagerly. The hands around his neck tightened as you felt the coil in your stomach tighten, and as he began to speed up you knew you wouldn't last much longer.

You pulled him in for another kiss as you felt yourself fall over the edge again, crashing your lips together in a desperate attempt of muffling the noises you knew would have woken one of your roommates. As the aftershocks wore off Johnnie slowly pulled his fingers out, wiping them on the bedsheets as he brings you closer, hugging you softly as he traces shapes into your skin.

After a while of you two lying there wrapped up in each other, he sighed and pulled back from you and off the bed to grab something from the bathroom. A few moments later he walked back into your room, a washcloth in his hand and you allowed yourself to relax back into the bed as he sat down next to you.

He rubbed soothing circles into your thighs as he cleaned you up, taking care to be extra gentle with you as he carefully wiped down your thighs with the warm towel. You watched him with a soft smile as your eyes drooped slightly. Eventually you felt your eyes close, and in your drowsy state you could feel Johnnie lie down next to you, an arm wrapped around your waist as you fall asleep together.

~

Blinking your eyes open you could hear the clicking of a keyboard somewhere in the room, and when you pat around for Johnnie you can only feel an empty space next to you in the bed. Rubbing your eyes as you adjust to the lighting you can finally see Johnnie at his desk on the other side of the room, both his camera and mic set up in front of him as he streams, most likely playing some form of game.

With a small sigh you sit up and hold back a groan at the pain in your lower back from last night. The movement caught Johnnie's attention, and you could see him mouth sorry out of the camera frame, although with the way he tilted his neck you could also see the collection of hickeys you'd left scattered on him- and by the way his camera was facing it was rather clear he was trying not to show them.

That fact didn't matter now however, as he'd just completely displayed each and every one to the viewers of his stream, and as you watched the realization flood his features you had to hold back a laugh. He slowly sat back into frame, and you watched his eyes flick over the comment section, and after a few seconds he just let out a resigned sigh.

With a raised eyebrow you kept watching as he pressed a few buttons, and then he started to speak again.

"Alright guys, I think that's a pretty good ending note, I'll see you next time," and with a final click of a button he slumped back into the chair and turned to face you tiredly. Meanwhile you were still trying not to laugh at him, one hand over your mouth as a pointless attempt at hiding your laughter.

"Shut up," he grumbled, but it didn't help much as you flopped back down onto the bed and continued to laugh, smiling when he came over and joined you on the bed, wrapping his arms around you as he tucked his head into the crook of your neck.

#mdni #18+ mdni #anon <3 #johnnie guilbert smut #johnnie guilbert #johnnie guilbert fanfic #fandom: jake and johnnie #i don’t know if there is a fandom name for these two #oh well #i was listening to sad conan gray songs whilst writing this #i dont know why #dividers by cafekitsune #divider by animatedglittergraphics n more

[shirojikimattari]

Shartydoodles

Some artblock stuff. From shadgo to all girls school shart to sister jenevelle. All drawn lazily *sigh*

#shadowheart #bg3art #bg3 shadowheart #inconsistent af #dont feel like drawing lately #too many social events ndjdjdmcnd #anyway shadowheart as shego has been haunting me #i dont know why #school girl sharty just visited #just passing by #and then there’s sister jenevelle #who has taken a permanent residency in my brain #so anyway tags #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate fanart #art #shart #sharty

[oobbbear]

I subconsciously bite my hand n’ arm

#bearz rambling tag #I just snapped out of one #I dont know why #but it happens #if you ever see me irl #my arm and hand is covered by bite marks #and they’re all by me #I dont know man i really don’t know #the first time I realized I do this was in middle school #only because someone pointed it out #it gets worse when I’m nervous #also hey I brought my old sona back #because I needed a character that has more than a stick arm

[yudol-skorbi]

well i could not left Tary out

#critical role #vox machina #fanart #taryon darrington #doty #cr1 #designing mechanisms is my genuine weakness #i can wrangle anything but them i am pretty sure #i dont know why #my brains just dont get them no matter what #and doty counts as a mechanism so #but i love this duet too much to just give up #they was a delight to watch #i am so looking forward darrington brigade oneshot

[puddii-ng]

strawberry time!!

#enstars #my art #fanart #ensemble stars #femstars #mayoi ayase #tatsumi kazehaya #tatsumayo #another scheduled post #i am a busy busy gal! #i think they're neat #if u notice strawberries everywhere in my drawings it. is not on purpose it just.. happened #i dont know why #heehee #i wanna go on a cute springtime bike ridel.. #oiuhh..

[lover-of-mine]

(insp.)

#911 #buddie #911edit #buddieedit #911 on fox #911 fox #911 abc #evan buckley #eddie diaz #my edit #otp: you don't need to pretend with me #usercam #at this point i should have a cemetery tag lol #flashing tw #this has been half done sitting in my projects for a month soaksoaksoaks #i dont know why #but im here now #911verse

[nervetower]

#pokemiku #project voltage #ground type miku #ice type miku #so uhh #somethings been happening to me. #i resorted to the miku yuri #i dont know why #rash art

[hyper-fixated-princess]

“And I would like to spend-”

I am 10000% sure that Crowley was going to end that phrase with: “the rest of eternity with you.”

#i dont know why #but i have no doubt of it #it just makes sense to me #and it makes me sad af #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens spoilers #aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x arizaphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #ineffable fandom

[noxx-33i]

Retrospring dump 4

guys please

#phighting #phighting! #fanart #phighting fanart #phighting art #sword phighting #rocket phighting #swocket #i cant escape swocket #i also cant escape medhammer #BRO THEY FOUND ME #GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT/ref #hypertana #shuriket #shuriken #hyperlaser #katana #but as a big bird #or something fluffy idk #slingshot #skateboard #skateshot #someone wanted follower sword dead #i dont know why #medkit #banhammer #ban hammer

[angelunderheaven]

I'm so crazy, I love 1980s wicker furniture

#reminds me of my childhood #i dont know why #1980s #interior #80s interior #vintage interior #retro #vintage bedroom #girl bedroom #miami vice #malibu barbie #beach house #80s girl #pamela anderson #80s nostalgia #wicker furniture #wicker chairs #girly girl #90s #90s interior

[were--ralph]

what's stuck in your head right now? can be anything

#mine is a random line from rush hour #i dont know why

[sibbydoo]

mkay so. think about it. Meows Morales meeting Puss in Boots.

#i dont know why #absolutely do NOT ask me how #but i want them to meet #[sibby rambles] #meows morales #across the spiderverse #into the spiderverse #puss in boots #shrek #miles morales #hobie brown #kitty softpaws #gwen stacey #spiderverse #text

[puppypuppypuppypuppy]

i turn them into chaos BTW

#deltarune #spamvil #i dont know why #models are from that chao garden website btw

[milks-thoughts]

hi it me, the best ROTTMNT writer to ever exist I know 😌

BUT I HAVE COME WITH AN ASK GRRR IM GOING TO DESTROY YOUR WRITER BLOCK

I need the turtles trying to teach their s/o something, and they stance is just a little bit off so they come up behind them to fix their posture and 😳 I'D KILL FOR THAT 😍😍😍😍

bye bye love you boo 💋 /p

PLEASE IM SO SORRY IF THIS IS OOC FOR MIKEY OR DONNIE- I DUNNO HOW TO WRITE THEM VERY WELL (blame Nick for their lack of episodes >:()

BUT YAYAYAY OKAY IMA TRYYY I HAVEN’T WRITTEN FOR THEM IN LIKE A YEAR OR TWO

this isn’t beta read! nor is it proofread- any mistakes are there now. there is no getting rid of them, they are part of the writing now. this is so short I’m sorry

tw: NONE ITS JUST HEART THROBBING FLUFF <33

Raph

“ can you teach me how to knit? “

That’s all you have to say before Raphs enthusiastically taking you to his room

Little did you know knitting is hard

you were trying your hardest at knitting, you really were! But you couldn’t get the movements right, and the needles were so hard to move. It was honestly frustrating. Your eyebrows furrowed together as you again attempted to start a chain, you didn’t know how Raph did it. Your thoughts were disrupted by his voice ringing out “ -you’re not doin it right, here let me show you! “ he would walk over to where you were sitting and leaned over you. His plastron hitting your head slightly. It didn’t bother you, since you were distracted by his big hands grabbing yours and leading your movements, his voice didn’t process in your ears as you tried keeping your blush down. You decided it was best to focus back in so you could do it without him leading your hands, has it always been this hot in here? it was probably just you. He eventually let go of your hands “ you alright? your face is all red, are you sick? “ you could only chuckle and shake your head “ I’m alright love “ you promised before going back to knitting, so what if you were purposefully accidentally messing up? you were happy to be spending time with him.

Leo

You were genuinely so excited when you found out he could skate

“ can you teach me!? “

Didn’t even think about how hard skating is

You didn’t take in account that even when walking you kept falling over, so on wheels? Forget it your ass is grass. a few hard falls and scrapped knees later you eventually could balance on it. Trying to get going was the hard part, you brought your foot down and completely fell off. you landed on your rear-end so at least you weren’t bleeding again “ that must’ve hurt wheel bad “ you glared up at him, but your brows lifted as you chuckled. stepping back on you felt his hands on your waist as he walked next to you. “ your posture and stance is so bad “ Leo chuckled, you gave him a playful glare. your face was red though, Leo’s hand held onto you as you put down a foot and touched the floor. Letting out a excited cheer you smiled up at Leo he smirked “ I guess I’m your lucky charm Hm? “

Donnie

Coding was intriguing, to you at least

Watching Donnie spend hours on it while you do..your own thing was fun

“ can you teach me to code? It looks cool “

you poor unfortunate soul. Donnie was a amazing teacher, and nothing but patient at that. you just didn’t realize how hard coding actually was. “ okay! so- “ typing in the code you hummed in frustration. It didn’t work. Donnie reached over you, his hand taking on top of yours and like a puppet on a string he used your fingers to type in the code “ that will make it work. You weren’t listening dum-dum “ he gently reprimanded. You just simply leaned into his touch. you were on his bed, sitting in front of him. He simply laid down, it was the quiet hours of the night when both of you couldn’t fall asleep. you listened to all of Donnie’s rambles, tonight you wanted to use that knowledge. Typing away you noticed as he watched, even when you stilled or slowed down as your brain picked apart what you needed to do. Eventually you got it to work. It was a simple website for your art, but god was it amazing “ you finally did it, salutes “ his tone blunt and calm, but you could read the fine print, he was proud of you.

Mikey

You loved watching Mikey spray paint

It was obvious because of the hours you’d spend watching him

“ I wonder how I’d do spray painting? “

you got the answer to your own question: you’re shit at it. Mikey was painting next to you before he paused “ you’re holding it all wrong silly! “ he walked up behind you and grabbed your hand moving the paint can he took control off your arm and made a few strokes down like you were doing. His head resting on your shoulder, music blaring into your ears from the headphones he was wearing. Mikey simply smiled at you, his orange mask stained with paint from his messy fingers working it, you’ve come to realize Mikey has many masks. And not just Dr. Delicate Touch or Dr. Feelings. But he literally has a whole drawer full of him and his brothers masks, in case anyone needs a replacement. He let go of your hand as you continued the movements getting brought back by his comforting weight leaving your shoulder “ there we go! see now you’re holding it right, you should put on some music really get in the moment “

#rottmnt #<3 #cute fluff #literally heartwarming #died while writing this #rottmnt x reader #rottmnt x you #leo x reader #donnie x reader #reader is gender neutral #no y/n #mikey x reader #raph x reader #I hope I tagged this right #I hope y’all like this #writing is surprisingly easy #I dont know why

[jazzkrebber]

I have a love hate relationship with the dilf Jan Van Eck agenda because casting someone hot would make people simp for this wretched old hag but at the same time it would be so funny to watch these fools scramble for some way to defend him the same way darklina fans have always used Ben Barnes as their only excuse

#I want edits of him #I dont know why #it would have me rolling on the floor though #'why he kinda...' and then it's literally an old rich white man that abused his son #jan van eck #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #shadow and bone season 2 #crooked kingdom #ruin and rising #siege and storm