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thebookwormlife · 2 years

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In this house we stan #36:

Ryan Reynolds

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rarepears · 2 years

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So I found out about the movie Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard which stars Samuel L. Jackson and Ryan Reynolds. (There's also Salma Hayek but she's not important to this idea.)

Anyways, Samuel L. Jackson plays Nick Fury in MCU. Ryan Reynolds? Deadpool.

At the end of Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard, Jackson's character adopts Reynolds' as a son...

So now I need a fic where Avengers discover that Nick Fury's son is Deadpool. I mean, just give me a world where Nick Fury has to deal with Deadpool's antics but also deal with the knowledge that it's his son's mess that he has clean up.

(And here he thought he skipped the messy toddler stage.)

And courtesy of @marbelcrossovers... imagine the chaos when Deadpool asks for Tony Stark's permission to marry Spiderman. Nick Fury and Tony Stark refuse to be in-laws.

#nick fury #the avengers #marvel #deadpool #wade wilson #marvel mcu #samuel l jackson #hitman's wife's bodyguard #nick fury's adopted son is one deadpool au #marvel ideas

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filministic · 2 years

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Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard (2020) dir. Patrick Hughes

#Ryan Reynolds #Samuel L. Jackson #Salma Hayek #Frank Grillo #Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard #movie #2020s #телохранитель жены киллера

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passed-out-real · 1 year

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Antonio Banderas Filmography Part 6

Security (2017)

Gun Shy (2017)

Acts of Vengeance (2017)

Bullet Head (2017)

Genius (2018)

Life Itself (2018)

Pain and Glory (2019)

The Laundromat (2019)

Dolittle (2020)

Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard (2021)

#antonio banderas #Security #Gun Shy #Acts of Vengeance #Bullet Head #Genius #Life Itself #Pain and Glory #The Laundromat #Dolittle #Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard

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fyeahrebeccafront · 2 years

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#rebecca front #hitman's wife's bodyguard #therapist

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rye-views · 1 day

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Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard (2021) dir. Patrick Hughes. 7.3/10

I would not recommend this movie to my friends. I would not rewatch this movie.

omg Umbrella Academy's Luther.

I like the first movie more.

Aristotle is such a dramatic character.

Lmao at the Secret. LOL I don't know anyone who talks like Sonia. Lul at I'm not wearing a sports bra. Morgan Freeman being dad is fun. besides the fact that his character sucks.

My god, mom's death is terrible.

#hitman's wife's bodyguard #2021 #Patrick Hughes #the hitman's bodyguard 2 #movie #film #review #commentary #rye-views #7.3

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pablolf · 10 months

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Film Journal

"Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard" by Patrick Hughes

#hitman's wife's bodyguard #film journal

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veryslowreader · 2 years

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The Secret by Rhonda Byrne

Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard

#the secret #rhonda byrne #hitman's wife's bodyguard #ryan reynolds

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doodlinggoat · 10 months

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so I was watching some movies and the brainrot struck me

#disco elysium #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #jean vicquemare #my love hate relationship with hands continues #screenshot redraw original under the cut #Jean f!$@ me vicquemare just wants to go home gentlemen #coatgoat draws #original: hitman's wife's bodyguard

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crybabycunt · 8 months

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Enemy agent: You're gonna tell us everything you know.

Yelena: I'm not telling you shit!

(Yelena gets tasered by the agent)

Kate: You can electrocute her all day, it'll only make her angrier.

(the agent moves in on Kate with the taser)

Kate: I, on the other hand, will tell you everything.

Yelena: What? Really?!

#yelena belova #kate bishop #hawkeye #black widow #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #crack #funny #bishova #bishlova #yelena belova incorrect quotes #kate bishop incorrect quotes #bishova incorrect quotes #bishlova incorrect quotes #source: hitman’s wife’s bodyguard

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serxndgifites · 8 months

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below you'll find gifs (sized 268x151) of SALMA HAYEK-PINAULT in various projects. all gifs were made by me and are for roleplaying purposes. she's mexican-lebanese, please cast accordingly and use appropriately! feel free to make into gif icons, add psd coloring, add into edits. please DON'T claim as yours and add to other gif packs. reblogs and likes are appreciated!! enjoy.🫧

Grown Ups 1&2 ┊ one / two

Black Mirror s6ep1 ┊ here

Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard ( tw: g*ns&violence&flashing lighs)┊ here

#salma hayek pinault gif hunt #salma hayek gif pack #salma hayek pinault #salma hayek #black mirror #grown ups #grown ups 2 #hitmans wifes bodyguard #gif pack #gif hunt #poc gif hunt #older fc

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cnfsd-bisexual · 2 years

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My favourite film/tv genre is when someone is just having a series of absolutely awful days and is like getting the living shit kicked out of them and ppl are dying or betraying them or whatever, it's great

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filministic · 2 years

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Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard (2020) dir. Patrick Hughes

#Ryan Reynolds #Samuel L. Jackson #Salma Hayek #Frank Grillo #Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard #movie #2020s #телохранитель жены киллера

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randomlittleimp · 3 months

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Watching The Hitman's wife's bodyguard, because of course I did

#personal #movie #the hitman's wife's bodyguard #ryan reynolds #samuel l jackson #frank grillo #salma hayek #antonio banderas #morgan freeman

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alatismeni-theitsa · 1 year

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So i was watching the movie 'The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard' to pass my time and at the begging of the plot they show an EU meeting where they decide to put sanctions in Greece for some reason and the bad guy of the movie is a Greek wealthyman called..... Aristotelis Papadopoulos (they putted the most recognised Greek names ever) played by Antonio Banderas xd.

And the bad guy decides to spread a virus in all Europe except from Greece to return the country to it's former glory as the center of civilization and i am like....huh???

OMG i remember this!!! 😂😂 Yeah it's bad in many ways but it escaped my commentary because it's an obvious comedic device. The lack of thought makes it better imo 😂

And I mean, if we're practical about it, Aristotelis Papadopoulos is stupid. Greece has sooo many issues even with the money flowing from other countries. (Because our politicians pocket it all and buy villas :)) ) How are things going to get better for us when the entire planet collapses? 😂

#some real Aristotelis Papadopoulos is sneezing rn 😂😂😂#answered #The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard

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k-lua · 1 year

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sexta-feira !

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