#insult

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Someone insulted me by telling me my defense mechanism is pooping. 😡😆

#dream #text #April 4th 2024 #insult #queueueueueueueueueueueueueue

[zenniefox]

this was after they had a frank conversation and started drinking. they start exchanging hostile remarks in a flirty way.

#artwork #art #furry #furry art #anthro art #cat #magpie #dog #mutt #earless #bar #pub #drunk #flirty #banter #insult #colored #idiot friends #boyfriends #gay

[dookins]

was amidst inking and got too carried away with an expression.  So I turned it up even MORE, and added 

sass.

#inscryption p03 #inscryption #p03 #super fresh #sassy #insult #doodle

[princeoflthaca]

L + you will die + everyone you love will also die + you will lose them forever + you will be sad and angry + you will weep + you will bargain + you will make demands + you will beg + you will pray + it won't make a difference + nothing you can do will bring them back + you know this + your knowing changes nothing

#princeoflthaca #the iliad #homer #greek mythology #l + ratio #achilles #iliad #homers iliad #homer's iliad #insult

[blusnowflakes]

"evolution doesn't have a plan, it makes frequent and catastrophic mistakes, and you are one of its most horrible jobs."

#prompt #writing prompt #quote prompt #writing #writeblr #writing prompts #dialogue #dialogue prompt #writing dialogue #otp prompts #banter #insult #rival to lovers #enemy to lovers #enemies to lovers

[asteroidtroglodyte]

New insult:

“You look like the kinda guy who doesn’t understand why cats don’t like you.”

#meme #observation #insult #you look like the kinda guy who doesn’t understand why cats don’t like you

[hum-suffer]

My brother: I'll gift you awesome things on rakshabandhan, your birthday when I start my job

Me: mmhmmm

My brother: I'll also gift you on your marriage anniversary

Dad's wife: her husband will be the one to gift her things on her anniversary

Brother, laughing: I'll give gifts to her husband, as compensation for enduring her 💀💀🤣

#desiblr #suffer ye suhana nahi #desi tumblr #INSULT #lmao #excuse you I'll be the one gifting things to my husband on my marriage anniversary thank you very kuch #but also #IM EIGHTEEN #STOP

[howifeltabouthim]

'You're . . . very eligible. You don't have to feign modesty, because I'm sure you know it. I personally would never go out with you, but you're tall, you went to fancy schools, and you're a doctor. To the general public, which has no idea what a condescending elitist you are, you're a catch.'

Curtis Sittenfeld, from Eligible

#darcy and lizzy #witty banter #insult #takedown #if you were the last man on earth #snob #arrogant #narcissist #characterization #dialogue #pride and prejudice #fitzwilliam darcy #lizzy bennet #quotes #lit #words #excerpts #quote #literature #eligible #curtis sittenfeld

[evilhorse]

No, I had not heard, you gorgeous, concupiscent clod.

#x-men #cyclops #scott summers #white queen #emma frost #concupiscent #insult #not in the mood #mutants #dat rack #gerry duggan #joshua cassara #marvel comics #comics #2020s comics

[useless-catalanfacts]

Some weird insults in the Catalan language, from the Instagram account dailycatalan.

#llengua catalana #català #catalan #languages #language #langblr #insult #insults #funny #did you know

[sachyriel]

"Shut the fuck up you funko pop"

"You think I'm cute and popular?" "No, plastic-ass empty-skull surprised-looking wannabe-bobblehead. I hope you get hit with a golf club."

#funko pop #funko collection #funko figures #funkocollector #nendroid #nendoroid #nendoll #nendodoll #hot topic #emo scene #scenemo #scene #scenecore #scemo #2000s scemo #emo #2000s emo #emo style #emocore #insult #insults

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Elon Musk challenged me to a fencing competition because I insulted him. We had to use Olympic rules, but he decided to use a sabre instead of a fencing sword. I beat him 10 - 0 and he threw a tantrum and then I woke up.

#dream #text #November 18th 2023 #elon musk #fencing #competition #insult #olympic games #olympic #olympics #sabre #sword #queueueueueueueueueueueueueue

[fatmagic]

#comedy #insult #dummy

[old-movies-stuff]

Labyrinth - 1986

#labyrinth #1986 #aardvark #david bowie #movie #movies #burn #funny #angry #insult #insults #anger

[texasthrillbilly]

You're what the film industry refers to as a "general audience", ain't ya, bud?

#grade a #insult

[humdrummoloch]

1956

"You look trashy."

"Well, come do your duty as a citizen and pick me up."

(Submission by anonymous)

#insult #flirting #submission #prompt