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Watching criminal minds 5x16 for the first time and what is MGG on 😭😭

#criminal minds #5x16 #matthew gray gubler #mgg

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As someone who has actually studied the English language there's a common phrase about English that kinda annoys me because while it makes for a funny haha line it's such a gross oversimplification that it actually ceases to be funny. It's the one that goes "The English language is just three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat" or something to that effect.

I'm not going to go into detail as to why that sentence is inaccurate, just take my word for it as a person with a master's in English. I suggest we withdraw this expression from usage and replace it with the much more accurate "The English language is a dirty little slut that loves it when other languages cum big loads in it"

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Rewatching the boys again and it's insane that I've just realised that the entire premise of the show is protagonist with daddy issues (Butcher) and antagonist with mummy issues (Homelander)

#the boys #billy butcher #homelander #daddy issues #mummy issues #mommy issues #for the americans #referencing that post that says guys with mummy issues always end up psychos

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Person A: "When I die-"

Person B: "If you die, I'll fight the reaper for your soul"

Person A: "That's really sweet baby, but if I die, cremate me and snort my ashes. It'll be like cocaine."

Person B: "Wow. I can't believe I'm in love with you."

#ghostsoap #cod mw2 #john 'soap' mactavish #simon 'ghost' riley

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After trying to decide if The Mummy was filmed with the male gaze or female gaze, I’ve come to the conclusion that it was filmed under the Bisexual Gaze. Here’s a list of other films with the Bisexual Gaze:

Jurassic Park

Venom

Every Barbie Film

Night at the museum, but specifically every scene with Jebediah and Octavius

The 2005 Pride and Prejudice

Pirates of the Caribbean

Les Miserables

Newsies

The Hannibal TV Show

Good Omens

Basically, if you look at a film and think “oh my god everyone is attractive why and the film has a bunch of just…super obviously implied queerness, congrats, that’s the Bisexual Gaze baby! Feel free to add to the list

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I may not know why potc is trending but its still a great reason to put these pics on people's dash

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Lookit my dog! He’s curled into a ball! So no one can see him, because he’s so small!

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jesus

fucking

christ

WHAT HAPPENED WHAT'S GOING ON

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why are twitter users calling out the therian kittengirl who's wanted by the US government and who just leaked the US no-fly list with a ":3" for being a bi lesbian. lgbt infighters are on another level. it has 9 girlfriends and is an enemy of the state, I think it can use whatever labels it wants at this point 😭

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thinking abt that episode of TOS where Sulu finds a gun on the ground and is like “sweet” and just takes it

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benoit didn't gag when he took that spray before the boat travel. subtle but it confirm what we needed to know

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