#HE IS SO FUCKING SCARED DURING THE REST OF THE NIGHT THO

[beanghostprincess]

I love Law but I am sure he cannot keep his mouth shut when talking about Germa and Sanji being a Vinsmoke. And he does not do it out of malice or anything because he truly, genuinely is excited about it in his own way (<- denial being the way) but Sanji hates every second of it whenever their crews meet.

Seeing this situation when Sanuso is established... Makes me think about Usopp seeing Sanji trying desperately to make Law shut up about it but giving up after a while because he just cannot keep having the same conversation over and over again. He just deals with it the same way he has always done. He is not about to tell all of his trauma to this man, thank you very much.

Usopp does not like it. Not even a bit. He spends all the time watching this happen without doing anything and just getting in between their conversation subtly to change the topic and save Sanji from dealing with this, but there is only so much somebody can do about a geek's obsession with his childhood comics.

So maybe this is too self-indulgent, but I really like angry Usopp. I really do want him to protect Sanji when he sees the cook refuses to fight back anymore. And I really want Usopp to drag Law somewhere private and go: "If he says he isn't a Vinsmoke, then he isn't a Vinsmoke. I am a fan of superheroes as much as the next one too, dude, but I swear if you call him by that name again I will not hesitate to fight you and you don't want to have a taste of what I actually can do. If you can't hold yourself back you just don't go near him. If I see his smile drop even once tonight again because of you, you are not setting foot near him ever again. Understood?"

Law is a bit caught off guard because the most unexpected one of the Strawhats is the one threatening him. And he is not scared. He could easily fight him. But it hits him right in his pride and Law just accepts it reluctantly and frustratedly and walks away.

He does not speak to Sanji for the rest of the night. Happy Sanji, happy Usopp, not so very happy Law but he is still learning not to be weird around Sanji so it's okay.

#i like protective usopp blame me #HE IS SO FUCKING SCARED DURING THE REST OF THE NIGHT THO #bc law keeps staring at him with rage and usopp just wants be chill but he is afraid the guy might end up killing him #he regrets every word he has said honestly he thinks law is gonna end him #but sanji looks calm now so it is fine #law is a bit of a freak but i forgive him #one piece #black leg sanji #usopp #trafalgar law #sanuso

[cocoreallylovesraiden]

How MK1 characters sleep with their S/O (liu kang, bi han, kung lao, raiden, shang tsung)

This is very casual and nonsensical but pointless useless headcanons give me life sorry; I might do this for other characters but idk which oops

Liu Kang

- I am in-between the idea of him needing sleep at all (being a god and all), but either way I think he would be in bed with them to spend time together.

- Mattress hard like a rock, so you’d be better off laying on top of him for any kind of soft squishy comfort.

- Likes the physical pressure on being laid on, would secure you in place with a hand on the small of your back, or cradling you closer if you lay your head in his chest.

- During the summer months he would be too hot to comfortably lay on, so either he just longingly stares at you back (rip) or holds your hand in the middle of the bed.

- Wakes up/ gets out of bed at the asscrack of dawn and folds the spare blanket next to you so its like he’s still there… and then becomes annoyed that you’d rather cuddle the blanket than wake up and see him.

- Laughs at you when you want to buy more western soft pillows or fluffy blankets, but he gets them anyways and then now HE can’t sleep bc it’s weirdly soft.

- Will read as you sleep in his arms, and has resorted to using your unconscious elbows to flip the page bc his hands are being held hostage.

- Likes to watch you as you sleep and tries not to smile when you twitch from a dream, even when you drool onto the pillows; is content to do so until sunrise.

- Sometimes tho in the middle of the night when you roll over you just see two military grade flashlight beacons glowing in the dark staring at you like an eldritch monster.

- “Hello, dearest 😊.”

- He says, like you didn’t almost piss the bed in fear.

Bi Han

- Has a meticulous string of tasks and duties he must fulfil before he can even think of getting into bed, and he still manages to be under the covers same time every night.

- Becomes VERY cranky if you are not in bed with him within 15 minutes and when you eventually settle into bed, his back is turned towards you and he huffs like a dramatic housewife.

- Self-assigned big spoon (non-negotiable) and loves resting his face in the crook of your neck, his favourite way to rest after a long day. He isn’t the best with words (in terms of emotional vulnerability) and uses little actions to let you know how he feels.

- His hair gets EVERYWHERE. It’s in his mouth. It’s in YOUR mouth. If you have long hair, have fun waking up 20 minutes earlier to sleepily untangle your newfound spiderweb of human hair.

- Doesn’t toss and turn and is a very light sleeper- it’s required of his job. At the smallest sound his eyes are open, and he cannot rest until he’s gone and checked the locks and such.

- You know when Asian dads wake up at 4am and just go hack and cough in the bathroom yeah that’s him… that’s how YOU wake up.

- You both look like hot fucking garbage in the morning it constantly looks you both are two struggling new parents who had a metaphorical baby keeping them up all night.

- Debates smothering you with a pillow if you snore and keep him up before a busy day.

Kung Lao

- I hope you’re a heavy sleeper.

- His snoring sounds like sails ripping, it’s so loud he scares himself awake sometimes.

- “BABE WHAT WAS THAT?”

- You girl….

- Doesn’t matter what season it is, what temperate, you two are always still too hot and on the verge of breaking into sweat, even after you’re dressed down to just underwear.

- Maybe you fall asleep a safe distance away from him, but halfway through the night its like looking an abstract painting of human limbs, his foot is on your stomach and your face is smashed against his knees. Chiropractors are scared of you two.

- You both complain about how annoying the other person is to sleep next to, but can’t sleep alone at night- the bed feels too big or too cold.

- It’s like when you wake up from a nap not knowing what country you’re in, drenched in sweat and covered in those red lines but every morning.

- Talks in his sleep and you have several videos in your camera roll having incoherent conversations with sleepy Lao.

- “Hey baby… Are you asleep?” “Not now babe imgndh tm running for presdidentnt”

- Yeah king you do that!

- He SWEARS that he’s a big spoon but likes being the little tiny eeny weeny teaspoon looks at you with the ugly goo goo gaga eyes until you relent and wrap your arms around his waist.

Raiden

- I don’t care unless it’s past a certain time in your relationship he will sleep on the couch or DIE

- He is traditional to an almost irritating extent YOU WILL NOT DIE IF YOU SEE MY UPPER THIGH OH MY GOD

- But let me tell you once y’all do share a sleeping space its over for you… He uses that farmer strength to squeeze the life out of you. Like Kung Lao where you fall asleep laying next to him and wake up in the alligator death roll fighting to breathe.

- Death by beefy man arms sounds great until you need to pee and have to scrap at 6am against an unconscious man (he is winning).

- Likes it when you nuzzle under his chin, but when he’s really tired, he really just wants to lay on your chest and have you smooth his hair.

- Feels a certain need to be the Bigger Strong Man but secretly wants to be cuddled and babied a little, just doesn’t want to ask for it.

- Doesn’t matter because however you sleep, you’re waking up to that child-holding-their-favourite-teddy-bear GRIP.

- Likes to chat about both your days before falling asleep, and will verbally ask like “are you asleep?” And then stop moving, breathing, thinking because he’s scared to wake you up. You have to smack his face half-awake like RAIDEN YOU CAN BREATHE before he relaxes.

Shang Tsung

- Idgaf if he’s a man and if you’re a woman, he is the girlfriend.

- Wants you to kiss the top of his head and stroke his hair, you can feel his ugly ass smug smile against your skin the entire time.

- Even if he does love you, I can see him being unable to sleep with his back turned to you; he has to be acutely away of what you’re doing (sleeping. Your tired ass is sleeping.)

- Unless of course he’s being the little spoon. Rolling eyes emoji.

- Another very light sleeper, but when he’s deep in sleep he has reoccurring night terrors, and maybe even sleep paralysis, so he clutches you tightly like he’s scared you’ll up and leave him.

- When he wakes up he’s probably frozen, so he grounds himself by listening to your heartbeat or readjusting your hold so it’s tighter and more compressing.

- Doesn’t matter if it’s a big ass bed or stack of pelts on the forest floor, you are not allowed to move a SINGLE INCH away from him. You two occupy 25% of this bed’s real estate.

- If he wakes up first, he is slipping out without a word. If you wake up first and god forbid, try to let him go, his eyes are snapping open and looking at you so judgementally.

- Throws your boots at you if you oversleep like. Wake up you Lug. We have things to do.

- Looks amazing the moment he wakes up and makes fun of you for having bed hair and overall being uglier than he is.

- Pokes your cheek and makes your head loll about if he wakes up first and chuckles at how cute he finds it, catches himself being mushy, then pinches your nose so you wake up.

#mk1 #mortal kombat x reader #mk1 x reader #liu kang #liu kang x reader #mk1 bi han #sub zero #bi han #bi han x reader #kung lao #kung lao x reader #raiden #Raiden x reader #shang tsung #Shang tsung x reader #mk1 2023 #no offence kung lao i would suplex you #shang tsung is like a stray cat are you gonna kill me or rub against my leg

[gassydumbjocks]

Filthy Animals

Shawn sighs trying to focus on his algebra book again to study as he hears all the noise coming from the living of the apartment he shared with his roommate.

He couldn't have any worse luck than living with the most sexist, grossest, filthiest, and DUMBEST guy he've ever met, Jaden was watching the football match with his bunch of good-for-nothing bros again, or apes, like Shawn liked to call them, filling the house with the obnoxious sound of their dumb laughs and bodily functions, Shawn swore he couldn't pass five minutes without hearing (or smelling, even from his room) a belch or fart those ogres would let out, and then giggle like toddlers cuz it was so much fun for them.

"BOOOOOUUUUURRRRRPPP" the jock lets a fat bassy belch out after drinking a whole can of beer "Woooh Broo! Hahaha, that was a fucking BEAST! ah?" He says joking with his slob peers as they all agreed while watching the game or commenting about the breast or butt from the cheerleader girls they were dating on.

It was already enough for him, as he made his way out of his room decided to confront him, he found him on the couch wearing nothing but his nasty underwear and a hand under it as he scratched his balls casually, Shawn grimaced.

"Y'all will never behave?! I can hear your disgusting noises from my room, You animals!" He said, almost red from rage, but Jaden simply letted a goofy laugh with the dumb smile and look he always had, same with his dudes.

"Lil bro, relax a bit, we're bonding as we men should do, you afraid to cut the cheese or what?" he smirked as he lifted one of his legs and pointed right at Shawn, he grunted and before the poor guy could do anything "Protein fart bomb!".

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT!!!

The putrid stink of the protein combined with the beer and all that food he and his friends were eating hitted Shawn almost immediatly, making him gag and feeling nauseus, wanting to run to the bathroom and throw up, while Jaden was having a good laugh and fist bumping with his all his bros, some even responding with another fart just to bother Shawn more "Damn i fucking stained my briefs with that one hahaha" Jaden said smiling, and it was no joke as even Shawn could see the brown mark on them, horrifying him.

"Ewwww! STOP YOU BRUTE!" He covered his nose "You are an ANIMAL" he hissed giving him a killer look.

"What is your damn problem?" It was then when Jaden got done with his whines and looked at him "Why dont you fucking relax and start acting like a man? You could even join us if you wanted" He offered, for Shawn's surprise, but the nerd was so mad that he made a disgusted face at the idea of it.

"I wouldn't join a group of slobs without manners who only know how to think with their cocks and fart or belch non-stop like fucking pigs, You are so dumb that you cant even count past 10 or say your own names correctly!" He stated, The jocks made overexaggerated gasping sounds, seeming offended by it, Jaden just stared with a neutral expression, his 'you're dead already' look perforing him deeply. Shawn quite started to fear him once he lost his sudden dose of courage.

"We'll see who ends up being the animal here, lil bro" was all the jock said before focus on the game again, leaving Shawn with a bad feeling running throught his spine as he rushed back to his room.

"Idiot... He just wants to scare me" He said as he seated again in his chair to continue his studying for the rest of the night, A little worried tho, for Shawn he just said the truth, but he didn't know what the immature and stinky athlete could do to him, time after overthinking about it he decided go sleep, unaware of the plan the Jocks at the living were making in that moment.

During the next morning, Shawn woke up around 9 am, so he supposed Jaden would probably be at the gym before his training, he got out his room and walked to kitchen to have some breakfast, but to his surprise he was there, still in his undies as always when he was home , eating some brownies from a plate that was in the table, before smiling at the nerdy guy "Brodaah!, you want some of these? My girlfriend brought me brownies cuz she made some for the annual campus event tomorrow, but i can share" he said, as innocently as he could sound, Shawn narrowed his eyes at him and then at the brownies

"If you farted on them i swear i'll throw them to you" he threatened, Jaden rolled his eyes, grabbing another "Bro, grab some, i didn't put anything nor poisoned them, ya paranoid" He said "I left the white chocolate ones for you, i ate the rest"

The pale guy doubted for a sec, but then he thought that Jaden maybe couldn't even be that smart to think on something to ruin the food, he was the last of his class and his IQ didn't pass over 65.

He slowly extended his arm, and picked up a brownie, he sniffed it before "Smells a bit rare... What did she use to bake them?"

Jaden simply proceeded to shrug "they tasted good to me, just try one bruh! You wont regret" The jock said once again, Shawn looked at it unsure of what to do, after some eternal seconds, he sighed and finally bited the brownie, gulping it down his throat once finished

"Eh... Actually it wasn't so bad-" He got interrupted by a huge growl, coming from his deep gut in his stomach, he held it in pain with a hand, and somehow for some reason he started to feel a bit... Bloated.

"What the hell was in that?!" The nerdy guy looked in horror the taller jock, who just dedicated him an evilish and satisfied grin.

"You'll see, lets just wait it does its effect" He said, Shawn tried to run, but he couldn't move neither "This is bullsh-..SHIOOooOOOUUURRRRPP" a wet then deep and smelly belch made its way out of him out of nowhere, but instead of feeling ashamed, that burp seemed to take all the worry out of him and leaving him on a slacking and relaxed state.

"Cool haha" Jaden approached him, seeing the scrawny boy with a lost look standing there "Now we can start... Where should we... You said we were animals, but what if i tell you you are one too? Man, you even smell worse than me, just sniff your pits!"

Shawn proceed to lift his arm and sniff deeply, he showered daily, but now his armpits immediatly took a fetid and rank odor that could make even the strongest faint.

"And you also said we dont have manners, remember? You dumbass, we both know your fumes are deadly, you love to let it rip bruh hahaha"

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRTTTTTT!!

That blast made Shawn's pants vibrate at the bass from that fart, with each gas he letted out, his expression seemed more and more relaxed and drool scaped from his lips.

"You forgot you are such a dumb jock" Shawn made a goofy laugh at that as he scratched his butt.

"Such a dumb and gross jock"

"BOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUURRRRRRP" was Shawn's response this time.

"You truly are an animal, dude, so dumb and filthy i cant imagine how you are even able to talk haha"

"Du... Dumb hahaha" A new deep voice came out of his throat, and then he belched again before grinning stupidly.

"Oh and, for the record" he made a pause "I did farted on those brownies, but just yours man, and Bryan could possibly rubbed them in his ass... And Wesley maybe burped on them too, i dunno, just enjoy the extra flavor haha"

Shawn never felt more dizzy or dazed in all his life, not that it mattered now tho, his life now was being a hot dumb and smelly jock, blasting burps and farts as if it was his own breath, it felt good to be dumb, it felt good to act like a man.

#male burp #male farts #iq loss #macho #dumbing down #male tf #alpha man

[shankschewtoy]

Smoker, Luffy and croco boy with a s/o who has the same devil fruit as them and uses it to annoy/prank them constantly.

Crack fic pls

Take care love<3

not me starting to laugh like doffy when I saw this💀💀 ew. anon thank you for allowing me to showcase my endless amount of crack in my mind 💜

warnings ⚠️ - g/n reader, crack

- the amount of times you’ve scared the shit out of this man is kind of sad. I’m assuming poor smoker gets spooked a lot because of your abilities, and sometimes you’re not even trying to scare him 💀

- you could be minding your own business, floating around and flying around the room during a break with a face mask on. Bro walks in and just dies bec the first thing he sees is a detached floating head with a white face

- “WHAT THE FU-?!”

- and when he gets scared he sets off a bunch of “traps” aka stubbing his toe on a chair that was clearly out of the way, and hitting his head on the doorway

- “IT’S ME!” -you

- I mean- what the fuck were you supposed to do? The man just kept falling backwards into things! He thought you were some kind of monster so he just kept running as he tripped over everything in his way 💀

- this is what he thought was happening:

- “SMOKER. IT’S LITERALLY ME STOP RUNNING!”

- “WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY GIRLFRIEND?!”

- Tashigi started chasing after him too because she was wondering something abt navy stuff so he kept getting more scared since he couldn’t see what was chasing him😭he just thought you were multiplying 💀

- I’d be scared too if some Smokey person is literally floating after me with a face mask 😂😂😂

- man smoked 56 cigarettes before finally calming down

- “I wish you didn’t have the same devilfruit as me y/n.”

- “OH COME ON I WASNT EVEN TRYING TO SCARE YOU!”

- “IT WORKED!” -him

- “Do you still love me tho?” -you

- “..yeah.”

- on your birthday he blew himself into a balloon and camouflaged into the numerous balloons you got from the crew before you woke up

- when you finally woke up (keep in mind, Luffy was so determined that he woke up early for this prank :0) you stared at the balloons with a smile, the crew was so nice!

- “Hey thanks guys!”

- you walked over to them and took the string of one of them in your hand. It’s amazing how you didn’t hear Luffy giggling like a maniac 😭

- he scooted behind you, making himself lose a bit of air so his blown up face was right behind your head, tapping your shoulder with his long arm

- “BOOO!”

- Nah you smacked the shit out of him, screaming as your fists were covered in haki, ready to punch the absolute soul out of him from fear

- “Luffy?! WHAT THE HELL?!”

- “Ow! Why did you punch me?!”

- “BECAUSE YOU SCARED ME!”

- Poor dude’s face was swollen for the whole day, and you apologized for hitting him after he said sorry for scaring you.

- can you imagine a Luffy balloon in your face? No I don’t mean just his stomach blowing up, I mean his fucking face blown up, and the rest of his body looking all skinny as the string 💀💀 pls I’d cry and shit my pants

- you really can’t beat him in pranks because he always seemed to get you better 😭 but you sure tried

- at night when he was snoring away, you attached yourself to the ceiling, your limbs stretching as your head stretched down to him. (You looked like my sleep demon) “Pssst, Luuuuuuffyyy!”

- “Hm???”

- ok when you’re half asleep you can’t really make out anything, so all the poor guy saw was a fucking demon

- the way he screamed and ran was hilarious, he did not sleep well for days, and clung onto you in bed or whenever he got a chance 🥲

- 100% done with your shit :)

- One time you pretended you were a sandcastle on the beach and waited for him to get closer before making your face pop out at him

- he smacked you with his hook. And… broke your nose 💀

- “…Sorry.”

- “…It’s fine. I’m sorry for trying to scare you.”

- you’re literally struggling to hold in your tears with blood pouring from your nose (BRO WHEN YOUR NOSE GETS SMACKED IT HURTS)

- he felt bad because you’re trying not to cry while sobbing. Poor guy didn’t mean to slap you with haki 💀 nor did he mean to break your nose in half

- he gave you a hug, and let you wear his coat as long as you want since it’s super cozy and fluffy. Also made sandcastles with you while you recovered

- after you felt better, and your nose was finally healed, you both went to the beach again to relax.

- He didn’t like going near the water so he just sat on a chair and watched you find seashells, little sea snails, and other stuff. You brought one back for him, and I swear you’re going to kill the poor guy because of how sweet you are 😭

- he found a mound of sand next to his chair and sighed, you’re trying to prank him again? Didn’t you ever learn?

- “y/n I know that’s you.”

- when there was no response, he grumbled and stood up, poking at the mound with a sigh.

- “Y/n. Please stop.”

- “Huh? Crocodile? Why are you poking that mound of sand?” -you

- his eyes widened as he turned around to see you standing there with a couple sea shells. Wait a damn minute, then what the fuck was this mound of sand doing here?!

- “CROCODILE THOSE ARE SAND SNAKES!”

- The snakes poked their heads out and poor Crocodile picked you up bridal style and started running as they chased you two

- “I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU!” -him

- “I’M NOT DUMB ENOUGH TO DO THAT AGAIN!”

- You gotta hand it to him, the first thing he did when he saw those snakes was pick you up and start running as fast as he could 😭 you were glad you had such a caring man :))) because doffy would’ve totally left you to die 💀

a/n - I feel bad for smoker

#one piece #one piece x reader #one piece hcs #anime hcs #monkey d. luffy #straw hat luffy #luffy x reader #luffy x y/n #luffy x you #monkey d luffy #luffy headcanons #op luffy #smoker x y/n #white chase smoker #smoker x reader #smoker x you #one piece smoker #crocodile one piece #crocodile x y/n #crocodile x reader #crocodile op #one piece crocodile #smoker one piece #luffy fluff #one piece luffy #luffy #luffy op #crocodile #smoker #smoker op

[starryylies]

Hi !!! Idk if you've done this already but can you do my angel boy Gaz and Ghost with a girl who love scary movies ??? I feel like they'd totally have the mentality of "I gotta comfort her when she's scared" but Gaz specifically flinches and I think Si would like "brace" if that makes sense like wincing his eyes. I dunno if you've done something like that but your emo story reminded me of me and it made me so happy I'm a metalhead and I was gonna ask for more but it was already in there and that just mad emy day ilysm already okay bye -🫀

Simon n Gaz watching a horror movie with s/o

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Again so sorry (I’m sorry for saying sorry sm) but like Omg I love this cuz I love horror smmmm!!! Insidious,suspiria,Bwp, conjuring you name it I love them omgggg.

So thank you so much for the awesome ask and I hope you enjoy it 🩷🩷🩷

Also I used the movies sinister and lights out for the references :))

SIMON-

♰ he thought watching the movie sinister will be fun cuz he thought he could protect you from the jumpscares

♰ he needs to be protected from the damn movie tho (okay this movie is fucked up tho and it’s totally normal to be scared)

♰in the beginning he thought it will be some poorly made movie with shit ass jumpscares but boy was he wrong

♰ when the scene of the family hanging themselves comes on he was taken aback and he lets out an audible wince shutting his eyes

♰ he genuinely finds the movie scary and gory, cannot help but find himself wince and shut his eyes whenever he thinks there will be a jumpscare

♰ as the movie progressed and the other tapes were revealed he just couldn’t take it anymore, his limit broke off when the mowing scene came

♰ but you seemed to be enjoying the movie, anticipating what the next scene will reveal

♰ he shut the tv before he could see further, it was too much for him

♰ “fuckin hell love this movie is a fuckin nightmare” he groans

♰ “noo It’s a well made film :( plus I enjoy a good scare ya know”

♰ god how could you be so chill with it, he can’t tell if he should admire you or keep his distance

♰dw he admires you :)

♰ keeps on ranting about how he’d never do such a stupid fucking thing

♰ says Ellison was a stupid fuckin idiot for getting his family there and curses him for the rest of the day

♰ asks you your opinion on the movie and who you think is recording the tapes

♰ ends up going on the net to see how the movie ends cuz he can’t let it go

♰when he finds out the ending he has an ‘aha’ moment.

♰ tries watching the movie again but ends up stopping in the beginning itself cuz he can’t handle it.

♰ probably doesn’t want kids after this movie

GAZ-

♰ Awh this poor guy just wanted to watch a scary movie with you to hold you when you’re scared but it kinda ends up being the opposite

♰ you both decide on watching lights out (I wanted to pick hereditary or mother but too much cuz I’m writing this at 3am)

♰ see lights out is a Pretty chill film but Diana is creepy as hell and sadly gaz became a victim to Diana’s jumpscares

♰ when she killed the dad gaz visibly flinched like on the edge of the sofa hoping the dad would survive

♰ but boom the bitch killed him :/

♰ felt really bad for the brother (Martin)

♰sympathised with him a lot by saying he’s a good kid and that he’s really strong.

♰ surprised on how you’re not getting scared or anything

♰ thinks that you have watched this film before

♰ gaz got shit scared during the scene where Rebecca and her boyfriend came and Diana creeped around them

♰ the end made him tear up just a lil :(

♰ you ended up comforting him holding him close cuz he felt bad about their mom

♰ thinks it’s adorable how you give lil facts about the movie from time to time though.

♰ cursed Diana for the rest of the day,

♰ if you take any medications, don’t worry you’ll never miss them now cuz gaz will make sure you eat yours on time

♰ keeps the bathroom and living room lights on that night

♰ will search for movies like lights out

♰ will never watch them though

♰ is proud that he got closer to you tho

♰ will definitely hold you the entirety of the movie

♰ will never have a horror movie date again tho

♰ but will watch a horror movie with you if you ask him cuz how can he say no to you :))

#cod mw2 #ghost mw2 #simon riley #simon x reader #tf141 #ghost simon riley #simon riley x reader #call of duty simon #simon fluff #simon ghost riley #ghost #simon ghost x reader #kyle gaz x reader #kyle gaz garrick #kyle x reader #gaz mw2 #kyle garrick #cod mwii #cod #tf 141 x reader #tf 141 #cod simon #cod gaz #domestic cod #cod simon riley #ghost cod #cod simon ghost riley #ghost x reader #simon riley call of duty #gaz garrick x reader

[zorosleftmantit101]

Now writing for Tokyo Revengers.

To commemorate my re hyper fixation on the show im gonna write some fluff.

Smut for hanma cause I'm a whore 😤👍.

Late night motorbike rides with Tokyo Revengers characters!

Characters: Mikey, Baji, Smiley, Angry, pah, ran, Hanma.

C/W: swearing N|SFW in Hanmas (time skip)

A/N: just rewatched the show I love pah sm.

Mikey:

Loves lazy night rides.

What? Your bored on the couch at home "lets go for a ride."

Your bored during school, text him "lets go for a ride."

Your getting up to take a piss, "lets go for a ride."

He cute abt it tho doesn't go to fast if your scared.

Stops if you guys wanna get food

Overall:

10/10

Baji:

A fucking menace

He is pegging it down the road so far over the speed limit you are fearing for your life.

"BAJI SLOW DOWN"

He goes faster.

As long as your gripping onto him like your life depends on it he will never slow down.

Overall:

6/10

Smiley:

An even bigger menace because he just finds it funny.

"Awww comon you keep squeezing me like that im gonna explode"

"I HOPE YOU DO FUCKING EXPLODE"

Goes faster

Nuzzle your face into his neck and he might slow down just because he loves you.

Overal:

- negative 600/10

Angry:

THE BEST EVER

you wanna go fast he goes fast.

You wanna go slow he goes slow.

You wanna sit on his lap while he rides slow down the scenic route he can't hide his blush.

You wanna kiss his neck while he rides by all means please he wants you too.

Overal:

100000000/10

Pah:

You could fall asleep against him he's so fucking warm.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD REST YOUR HEAD ON HIS SHOULDER.

He loves knowing that you can just find comfort within him.

He will drive down the fancy part of down to show you off to all the fancy pricks.

Ran:

He has you sitting all pretty on his lap while he rides down the road.

He rubs up and down your thigh whenever the two of you get to a red light, the fucking skank.

Makes sure your wearing the shortest skirts as you struggle to not flash the general public.

He's a whore with a capital fucking W the man has no shame. He's gotta make sure everyone knows that your his tho snaking his hand around your weist.

Hanma: N|SFW

And actual slut.

After time-skip he didn't ride his bike as much but on special nights when your especially bored he'll humour you, take you for a ride.

Has his fingers plunged right into your cunt as you pulled up outside his apartment.

"Fuck, how you feeling now still bored huh?"

He's a big meanie but he loves you.

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[sednas]

𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐒 𝐌𝐄, 𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐒 𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘

// feeding up my twisted sugar daddy fantasies here with fictional characters since (rich) men scare the shit out of me irl \\

⠀ૈ☆ ft. sugardaddy!gojo, sukuna, toji, nanami, geto x gn!reader

⠀ૈ☆ tw: sugar daddy theme, smut, alcohol, 'slut' used once, dumbification

𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎

pretty boy is in the fashion and/or cinema industry for sure

he loves to show you off during every events he has to attend to

he always has fun when you're by his side, teasing you the whole night or sending wide grin to every person who stares at him with jealousy

he's also slightly obsessed with you and your body

he loves to give you compliments, sometimes it's highly inappropriate tho

like the one time he growled "damn your ass is going to be the death of me" in his workplace, in a room full of people.

he's shameless

and like I said, he's obsessed, cornering you against a wall, whispering in your ear in a velvet voice only to make you shiver and smirking like a college boy when he succeeds in making you flustered

he takes you on vacation every chance he gets, he's honestly looking for an excuse to have you all for himself during at least one month

he wants you to fully depend on him, he will find every excuse to make you drop out college or quit your job

you don't need to make money, you have him

and you don't need to think when you make such a perfect cock sleeve

well, that escalated quickly isn't it?

gojo loves to tease you in public, it's when you're surrounded by pretentious people during a party that he's the most active

he gets you all wet and flustered just with his words and mindlessly plays with your hair for the rest of the night

sometimes he manages to control himself for the whole event, keeping his hands on him and only winking at you a few times

but, he doesn't most of the time.

the party barely even started that he has you already spread up against the shiny sink of the bathroom.

"shhh don't make a noise pretty, or they will hear you..." he whispered against your ear, grabbing your neck to lift your head so you could look at him in the mirror.

you felt him moving his hips, fucking you slowly from behind, dragging his dick inside of you so you could feel every inch of him. your hair was falling everywhere on your face, contrasting with how they were perfectly arranged back when the party started. but oh he loved the sight, seeing you absolutely ruined because of him. you whimpered weakly, trying to push yourself on his cock, hoping to make him move faster.

"patience baby, we've got all night." he cooed, making sure to slam his hips harshly against your ass at the end of his sentence just before going back to his agonizingly slow pace.

𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐔𝐍𝐀

he is the boss of a big chain of tattoo and piercing stores

he's not that busy but he still pretends to be too occupied to spend time with you

he wants you needy and desperate so he waits until you're basically begging on your knees to have some attention

toxic piece of shit

even if sometimes he doesn't text you for a whole week he always makes sure to send you gifts

you receive your favorite flowers, stuffed animals, gorgeous clothes or... toys

have you already forgotten who we are talking about?

a pink vibrator packed in a pretty box with a little card where it's written "wait for me to try it (:"

isn't that sweet?

he likes to give you unexpected visits in the middle of the night, having the spare keys to the apartment he bought for you

you slowly woke up, feeling hands on your waist and a mouth placing wet kisses against your neck.

"hey, don't move." you immediately melted against his chest, hearing his deep voice behind your back, sending shivers down your whole body. he kept kissing your skin, sometimes biting it to leave a mark and licking it right after to ease the pain. he moved a little closer, to purposefully make you feel his hard boner against your ass, growling in a low voice when he felt you rubbing yourself against him.

"I said, don't move." he reached for something in of the drawer, and you began to squirm when you heard a familiar sound. holding you in place, he put the vibrator between your legs, causing you to immediately shake against him. he laughed at your reaction, holding your hip firmly with his other hand.

"you're so cute. let's see how long you can hold it."

𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐎

he would be a psychiatrist/doctor (oh the irony 💀)

you have him wrapped around your finger and he doesn't even care showing it

he lives for your touch and melts when you caress his black hair

he takes you to a lot of restaurants where the food is deliciously expensive just because he genuinely enjoys your conversation

he's extremely careful to your needs, he buys whatever you want before you can even ask for it

he's extremely busy but he still manages to spend a lot of time with you (fuck you sukuna you should be ashamed of yourself)

I already said it but fancy diners are his favorite, getting to see you all pretty just for him and talking and listening to your voice for the whole dinner are his definition of pure bliss

he privatizes an entire building for this kind of date, asking for candles and classical music in the background

you two can observe the city lights while eating, or more precisely, you watch the neon lights of the city while mr simp boy admires your face's features with adoring eyes

alexa play plum nuts by etta james

he doesn't want to have sex with you

wait wait, don't leave! let me rephrase: does he want to have sex with you? yes, absolutely yes

but does he want you to feel forced to have sex with him since he provides you everything you need? no, absolutely no

the first time you two fucked was totally unexpected and almost accidental

his cheeks were red from the alcohol and the arousal as he kissed your inner thighs lovingly, like he was savoring this moment.

"are you sure?" he asked three times for your consent already, at this point you just pushed your hand through his dark locks, bringing his head closer to your sensitive parts while whimpering impatiently.

he smiled a little, kissing your thigh one more time before burying his head between your legs, licking you greedily, keeping your legs spread by grabbing the fat of your thighs in a gentle hold. he was almost the one who made the most noise, going absolutely feral on you, wet sounds echoing in his penthouse while the neon lights of the buzzing city under the building were the only source of light in the room. your hips lifted on his face against your own will, feeling his skilled tongue running down on you.

"you taste really good angel. mind if you come for me?"

𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈

tired ceo of some big company

always so busy but more than happy to have you by his side

he offers you to attend his meetings with him and it always makes him happy to hear you say yes

even tho it's really boring and let's be honest, you understand nothing of what they're saying

you just sit there being pretty, waiting patiently for him to finish

he gets distracted by your pretty face every damn time, stopping mid sentence or making a typo while writing an email

he tends to overwork himself and gets really stressed out sometimes, lucky for him, you're here

seeing you reminds him that he can have a good time once in awhile, so he thinks big and takes you somewhere on a yacht for two or three weeks, drinking fancy drinks somewhere in the caribbean sea

similar to geto, at first he felt a little uncomfortable with the idea of having sex with you

the key words are 'at first'

but how could he resist when you welcomed him so warmly in his office that day

"I don't think it's appropriate to do this here..." you heard him say while you were rubbing your face on his crotch, kissing the buldge that quickly appeared on his pants. you lifted your eyes to look up at him, squeezing your cheek against his thigh, making him slightly twitch. you two exchanged a stare that lasted a few seconds, and the minute after he was undoing his belt himself, effortlessly giving in. there was this glint in your eyes, full of desire for him, and him only, that immediately lighted up a fire deep inside of his chest. a deep grunt echoed in the room when you took him all the way in your mouth, the head of his dick touching the back of your throat.

"fuck yeah just like that..." you felt arousal leaking out of you by hearing his moans, bobbing your head in a slow and teasing pace but taking him deeper every time. you felt his fingers running across your hair, gently lifting your head to look at your face.

"I think someone's coming sweetie. don't make a sound but keep going, you wouldn't want us to get caught now would you?"

𝐓𝐎𝐉𝐈

first let's just pretend this man is not canonically broke asf 😭

second, I'm sorry but I can't see him gaining money legally, he's the worst in every way and even sukuna has more morals than him

so, I think he would probably be the leader of the biggest gang of the country or something like that

keep you out of his business in order to protect you

like sukuna he will leave you touch starved and aching for more so you're all obedient and submissive just how he likes it

he sends you clothes he thinks would look stunning on you but acts indifferent when you wear them

he loves to show you off during parties, keeping you extremely close and making sure everyone gets the hint that you're his by firmly grabbing your ass with his big hand

he probably already had someone killed because they looked at you a little too intensively

yeah he's that jealous

he offered you a collar/chain/bracelet with his name on it and he absolutely loves seeing it shine on your skin

he takes you with him on vacation whenever he wants to, but he mostly does it when one of you is feeling particularly stressed and/or anxious

he likes to fuck the stress out of you too <3

"that's right, take my cock like a good little slut..." his deep voice made you heart beat faster, feeling his chest pushing your body against the cold material of the kitchen counter, harshly grabbing your waist with rough hands to control your body like you were nothing but a ragdoll. considering his strength you were. while ramming into you, he grabbed a handful of your hair to expose your neck and giving it rough bites. you felt trapped, caught between him and the counter, your body jolting under the force of his thrusts, you felt all of your strength leaving you. this sensation was accentuated when his hand reached down your body, giving you pleasure while shoving his fat cock inside your tiny hole. your eyes crossed, completely overwhelmed by the pleasure you were feeling. he smiled at your dumb expression, tightening his grip around your waist and your hair.

"you're so cute... you're doing good sweetheart turn off that little brain of yours, you don't need to think, all you have to do is take my cock."

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[agaypanic]

PLEASE Are you still doing requests for Reese Wilkerson from Malcolm in the middle? If so ermmmm can I request a goofy little smut 😊

Don’t feel like you have to tho!!! And if you’re not comfortable with it it’s okay!!!! I love your writing sm!<3

Sleepover (Reese Wilkerson X Reader Smut)

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Summary: Late nights with Reese make you both giggly and needy.

A/N: this feels kinda rushed but idk

CW: p in v intercourse

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It must have been around one in the morning when you woke up. You heard some knocking on your window, which was strange because your room was on the second floor. You were startled at the dark figure trying to get in, but soon relaxed when you realized who it was.

“You scared the shit out of me.” You laughed as you opened the window for your boyfriend, allowing him to crawl into your room. “You’re lucky my parents aren’t home, Wilkerson.”

“That’s the whole reason I came, N/n.” Reese teased, wrapping his arms around you and giving you a kiss.

“Aren’t you grounded?”

“Yeah. But when has that ever stopped me from coming over?” You giggled a little, knowing it was true. Somehow, Reese was at your house more than his own when he was grounded.

“So… What do you wanna do?” You asked, looking up at him a bit tiredly, with your chin resting on his chest. A hand fell to rest on your hip, a thumb slipping under the waistband of your sleep shorts.

“I can think of a couple things.” But you knew there was only one thing on Reese’s mind. And despite your slightly sleepy state, you were more than happy to comply.

Reese made you feel dizzy with the kisses he planted on your face and neck. Slowly, he guided you backward until your legs hit the foot of your bed. You let out a squeal as you fell back onto the mattress, Reese barely having enough time to put a hand on the bed to keep himself from falling on top of you. You couldn’t help but laugh, which quickly turned into a sigh as Reese’s head dipped down to nibble at your collarbone, which was exposed by the loose shirt that you had stolen from your boyfriend during one of your previous sleepovers.

The hand that wasn’t holding Reese up trailed down your body, cupping the place where you were needing him most. You moved against his hand, trying to find friction and relief.

“No teasing, Reese, please.” Usually, Reese would ignore your pleas. He liked to get you worked up until you couldn’t fathom taking anymore. But he must’ve been just as needy as you were, because he complied and started tugging off your shorts. You tried sitting up to remove your shirt, but he pushed you back down.

“Keep it on.” He demanded softly. When your shorts were off, Reese spread your legs apart, giving each of your thighs a quick squeeze. “Don’t move.” Then he walked away towards your dresser. 

You whined at the loss of his touch, doing your best to not squeeze your thighs together for relief. Reese quickly came back with a foil wrapper. The sight excited you, even more so when you noticed the tent in his pants. You reached out and palmed him through his sweats, and he welcomed the touch with groans, shutting his eyes tight and throwing his head back.

Suddenly, Reese grabbed your wrist, taking your hand off of him. You frowned a little, wishing you could touch him. But Reese brought your hand up to kiss your knuckles before dropping it.

“If I let you do that for another second, I would’ve come in my pants.” The confession had you giggling, which made him smile.

Not wanting to go through the work of stripping you both completely bare, Reese yanked down his pants and boxers just enough for his cock to spring free. Your mouth watered at the sight in front of you, but you supposed you could suck his dick another time. The two of you were too horny to hold off any longer.

When Reese finally had the condom rolled onto himself, he focused on you. Once again, he cupped your pussy, and you mewled at the feeling.

“You’re fucking soaked, baby.” He whispered, although he didn’t have to since you were alone. “Did thinking about me and my dick get you all wet?”

You weren’t used to this slightly condescending tone from Reese, but you loved it. You nodded, grinding on his hand. He quickly pulled your panties to the side, revealing your glistening lips. Reese swiped his thumb over your clit a few times while he grabbed himself, lining up with your entrance before pushing in.

You moaned loudly, throwing your head back into the mattress. You were lucky that you had the house to yourself, because you don’t know if you could keep your voice down while Reese started thrusting into you.

“Oh, god, Reese.” You drawled, eyes rolling back as his cock started grazing that sensitive spot inside of you. He grabbed your legs, maneuvering them so they were over his shoulders, allowing him to pound you even deeper than you thought possible.

“Doing so good, N/n.” He panted, watching your body bounce with his every thrust. Something about seeing you in his shirt, getting fucked out of your mind, made him speed up his pace. “So fucking good.” A hand went down to feverishly rub your clit, making you squeeze his cock.

“Keep doing that, keep going.” You whined. “I’m so close, Reese. So close.” Your words encouraged Reese to fight through the exhaustion he was starting to feel.

“Come when you’re ready, baby. I got you.” 

Soon enough, pleasure coursed through you as you gushed all over his cock. Your pussy spasmed, squeezing Reese so good that his orgasm quickly followed yours. He tried to ride you through your orgasms, his hips slowing their pace. 

He panted, moving your legs off his shoulders and leaning forward to rest his head on your clothed chest. You petted his hair, trying to catch your breath.

“That was really good.” You said, voice somewhat raw.

“Yeah. I think I almost fucked you dumb.” Reese muttered. You jokingly hit him before pushing him off of you, rolling the two of you around so you were straddling him, cock still nestled inside of you. 

“Shut up.” You laughed, electricity running up your spine from the new position you two were in. But both of you were too exhausted to go another round.

For now.

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Reese Wilkerson Taglist: @hollymaybank @theogirlovermattheogirl

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[yourbpdgf]

can u write a tighnari fluff where tighnari, cyno, collei and reader are playing fnaf? i think it would be super silly ^_^

i love this reqqq 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

welcome to jumpscare nation!

• chaos. utter chaos is whats happening in your room at 3 o'clock in the morning:

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??????" collei

"AAAHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK?!!" tighnari

"I CLOSED THE DOOR THO?????" cyno

"CYNO,, YOU FUCKING SHIT STAIN,, THIS IS YOUR FAULT!" y/n

"I SWEAR I CLOSED THE DOOR!! IT IS NOT MY FAULT THIS HOE BONNIE'S BIG BODY BITCH ASS GOT THROUGH!" cyno

"YKNOW THIS SOUNDS LIKE A SKILL ISSUE TO ME!" y/n

"FUCK OFF Y/N!" cyno

"NO ONES GONNA TELL ME WHAT IT IS???" collei

"ITS AN ANIMATRONIC BUNNY COLLEI." tighnari

"NOW WHY WOULD THAT BE IN A KIDS ROOM,, TIGHNARI???" collei

"WHY WOULD I KNOW???" tighnari

• howd we get here? well collei had the brilliant idea to have a sleepover,, and your house was voted the best place to hold it,, considering you had all sorts of entertainment. all the latest games,, tvs,, consoles,, streaming services,, etc.

• but out of all of that you all unanimously chose to play fnaf 4.

• the scariest fucking game to exist.

• so with that you opened up the game,, shoved cynos short ass into the chair and pressed new game.

• cyno was pretty confident tho,, talking about how he couldnt be scared by some kids toys,, and he was right...

• until he reached night 2.

• cynos cocky attitude left to paris as soon as he saw foxy start to form in the closet,,

"y/n... what the hell is that???"

"thats foxy,, stupid. hes a pirate fox animatronic."

• cyno was pissing his pants lowkey,, but he kept playing. while he was distracted by foxy,, guess who crept into his room?

• BONNIE.

* cue the screeching *

• so yeah collei hid under the covers,, tighnari tried his best to cover his elephant sized ears,, you just laughed and cyno sat there flabbergasted.

• all while collei screeched.

• after cyno died,, it was colleis turn. and she was petrified.

• she ultimately started to tear up and ended up going to get some water 🥲☠️

• poor collei .

• next was tighnari,, who agreed to play as long as the sound was turned down.

• tighnari cleared nights 1-4 pretty easily until he was brutally murdered by nightmare fredbear during night 5.

• he was so pissed his ears kept twitching 😭

• and then it was your turn and you actually managed to clear the game mad easily.

• cyno was screeching that you had mods

• collei was busy crying

• and tighnari just looked astonished

• after the games everyone went to bed except you

• you quickly uninstalled the game mods and then went to sleep with rest <3

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did this pretty quick so sorry if its ass

everything ?

#crack fic #crack #fluff #anime fluff #anime x reader #cyno x reader #tighnari x reader #collei x reader #cyno fluff #collei fluff #tighnari fluff #tighnari x reader fluff #cyno x reader fluff #collei x reader fluff #genshin fluff #genshin x reader fluff #genshin crack #modern au #x reader

[mschimdt]

abc miles quaritch headcanons nsfw + short fluff story

i have a quaritch brainrot and there isnt enough content out there to FEED ME so i gotta feed myself, this has no plot btw (i left out some letters bc i didnt know what to put for them)

800 words

A-arousal (what turns him on)

quaritch can get turned on by litteraly anything, but especially when you have attitude, it turns him on knowing that hes gonna fuck the attitude out of you

A2-aftercare (how he takes care of you)

he'll run you either a bath or shower, normally bath because your legs basically go limp, then he kisses every inch of you and you both drift off to sleep

A3-Agressive (how agressive he is during sex)

very agressive and mean, but he makes up for it with aftercare, he also takes his anger out on you sometimes, during sex, never arguing tho, he doesnt like scaring you and will take his anger out on another recom if he has to, never on you

B-body part (his favorite part of your body)

quaritch is both a tit amd ass man, but hes more of a tit one, if he had the chance to he'd either fuck your tits or he'd use them as pillows

C-clothing (if he prefers clothing during sex)

sure he'd enjoy it if you wore sexy clothes during sex, but he likes it even more when youre completley nakes under him, it makes him feel like he has more power

D-degrading (if he degrades you or no)

ooh this man deffo enjoys degrading you, will whisper the nastiest and meanest shit in your ears knowing you get off to it

E-edging (does he edge you?)

damn well he does, he enjoys edging you then sropping whatever he was doing to hear your begs

F-face riding (does he enjoy it when you ride his face?)

normally when he lets you ride his face, hes fisting his cock behind you to your noises, he likes it when you ride his face mainly because he has lota of control over you

H-head (how often you give him head)

you give quaritch head alot, and you dont really complain because you love making him feel good, you usually give him head when yours too tired to have sex

J-jerk off (where he jerks off)

quaritch has no shame and will jerk off next to you, doesnt matter if youre awake or asleep, sometimes if youre awake you fist his cock to help him

K-kinks (just kinks)

quaritch has many kinks, but his favorite is degrading, he just loves dominating you, tying you up, you name it he's probably done it

P-porn (if he watches porn)

no not really since its not available on pandora, thats why he makes his own little private videos with you, he doesnt share them with anyone and keeps them to himself to use sometimes

Q-quiet (how loud you both are)

you both are no where near quiet, atleast you arent, but really no one cares, he likes it when people complain about the noise next moeming

R-rest (if he rests after it)

no, usually no unless its night or he had a rough day

S-sex drive (how horny he is)

hes always horny, trust me even when you arent soing anything intimate, if he looks your way he's immediatley horny, but when he iant hes loving and caring

T-thurst (his pace)

usually he has a very fast pace, but sometimes he goes slow in attempt to make love to you, only when hes in the mood for it though

to make up for how short this is, heres a short story ig, isk what to consider it, ita just fluff no smut

quaritch walked into your room, it was almost 1 am and you were confused as to why hes here at this time, sure you both were dating but its still weird why he'd be here

you watched him walk towards your bed and plop himself down on it laying himself next to you

"whyre you here at this time? not to be rude or anything, just a question" you said trying not to sound rude or annoyed because you really didnt mind his presence, you liked being around him

"no reason, i was just bored thought id drop in ere'" he said, sleepy voice, his sleepy voice was so goodamn hot

you saw his ears twitch, you couldnt resist how cute his ears fucking are, you crouched over to him raising your leg over his slim waist straddling him while he was asleep, he looked tired and that was confirmed when he didnt make a move to get you off him

he just moved his hand up to your thigh and soothingly rubbed his fingers across it

you laid yourself down on his chest legs still on both sides of his torso, you dropped your head next to his, he brpught his hand up to your hair playing with it slightly before you felt the movement stop

quaritch was fast asleepx he usually doesnt sleep first, seems like he had a tough day

you loved how he looked while asleep, its the most peaceful you see him, you admire his face slowly drifting to sleep after him

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[the-archxr]

Bestieeeeee, I've got another one for youu :)))

HEAR ME OUT- how are my bois reacting to the reader having to use a safe word during 👹💃

Only if you want to/have time tho lol.

Thank youu ♡

MARC - so because of his trauma, the last thing Marc wants to do is hurt you. Even if you tell him your limits and how far you’re okay with going, I feel like there are some things he’d be super hesitant with and just wouldn’t ever try. Hence, the safe word. So when you’re on the precipice of your fourth orgasm of the night, so over stimulated that you cry “watermelon”, Marc’s brain shuts off. It’s the kind of immediate reaction that just screams at him “oh, no, what did you do?” and soon after he’s pulling away from you, and clambering off the bed. He’d definitely try to go and leave you alone because his initial reaction is you need space and time away from him. You having to say your safe word would scare him so much that you’d end up finding him sitting in the corner of the bathroom. And then for the rest of the night, you’d be consoling him; trying to convince him that you didn’t say that cause he hurt you, but because he was making you feel too good. It would take a lot of gentle kisses pressed into his forehead and your hands stroking his to get him to even look at you without worry. But the two of you work it out, because you always do.

STEVEN - so I feel like every once in a while, with his frustrations from Marc, work—everything—he takes them out on you when he’s fucking you. Imagine, hard snapping of the hips, bruising pace: enough to take your breath away. Something completely unlike your precious Steven. But of course as much as you love it, you get sore because he’s unrelenting. So you have to mumble the word twice for him to snap out of it; to get out of his head and focus on you. But once he is focused, then, oh lord, does he pamper the fuck out of you. He feels bad (obviously), but instead of turning away like Marc, he embraces you. He’d be getting you a cool rag and would help clean you up. Would be the one to dress you and tuck you into bed saying, “no, love. You’ve done enough. We can continue another time.” And then he’d be getting you your laptop, snuggle under the covers with you and watch movies for the rest of the night until you fall asleep.

JAKE - so Jake is exceptionally sure of himself. Somehow, even when he’s not fronting he has control—a handle on any situation. Which also means that he can tell when you’re enjoying yourself, and when you’re not instantly. So I feel like you obviously have a safe word with Jake, but half the time it never comes to that because he’s incredibly in tune with you. It all started in the shower. You were both slippery, your legs struggling to keep themselves wrapped around his waist as you bounced up the wall with each thrust. The whole thing, from the position to the steam, was making you uncomfortable. So when you wince at one particular thrust, where the skin on your back gets pinched because part of you was still stuck to the wall, Jake stops. “Princesa?” He’d see the pained look on your face, the hesitant grip on his shoulders and that would be enough for him to pull out of you and set you down. “When somethings wrong, or you don’t like something, tell me.” He’d grumble into your shoulder before ushering you beneath the water and washing the rest of your body.

✨the-archxr thots✨

#woop this turned out way longer than I thought it would #🙃🙃🙃 #the-archxr thots #marc spector x reader #steven grant x reader #jake lockley x reader #moon knight x reader #moon knight smut #marc spector smut #steven grant smut #jake lockley smut #marc spector #steven grant #jake lockley #ask me anything!

[shroomsroom]

can you please do a johnny cade smut with him being dominant and praising you (and a bit of squirting if that's okay?) thank you!

ok i can do this guys massive + PROMINENT age up because johnny cade is 16 at the time of the book. (pretend the book didn't happen tho ! ) it's been years since you last saw johnny. you met in 5th grade and instantly hit it off. when you were both 16 you had to pack up and leave. your goodbye was bittersweet, with promises to return and to write. now it's been around 7 years, you've graduated and are returning to tulsa to settle down. you know on the door lightly, you don't know where johnny is, but you've asked and some people said to check the curtis brother's house. "hel-? y/n!" darry opens the door, although you werent very close he's still warm to you and invites you inside. "y/n?!" you hear a familiar voice shout. "hi johnny!" you smile, running to hug him. he, along with you, have grown so much and he looks more mature with a hint of his baby face. "it's been so long!" he says, squeezing you tighter. time passes quickly, getting caught up on what you've both been doing, eventually johnny takes you back to his small apartment. "unfortunately, i don't have a roll-out or a second bed for you.." he says as you step into his apartment. "it's fine" you laugh lightheartedly, "we'll just do what we did when we were kids." you remember the time you shared a bed but placed pillows in between you as a wall. he snickered and led you to his bedroom. the bed was comfortable to rest in but you woke up multiple times during the night. you rubbed your face with your hand, letting out a sigh because of your terrible sleep. "you awake?" johnny asks you, his voice was groggy and strained. "sorry, can't sleep well." "'s fine, me neither," he inches closer to you, envloping your body in a hug. you sucked your breath in, old feelings resurfacing. "i can give you more pillows if you want," he says "just not tired," you swallow thickly, theres a moment of silence before johnny speaks "i can make you tired," you don't know how you ended up like this, face down ass up, stuffed full with johnny's dick. all you know is that this is no longer the same boy who was scared of sharing a straw with you because that would be "kissing" . "fuuuckk" you cry, long drawn out moans matching with johnny's pace. "feel so good, can't believe i was missing out on this for 3 years" he groans, smacking your ass, his pace growing faster. you moan out again as johnny's hand finds your tits, kneading and playing with them. "did you miss me when you went off to college?" he asks, pinching your skin roughly. you let out a whimper, too gone to put together a sentence. "c'mon baby. use your words," his pace slows to a still, and you cry out in frustration. "yes, fuck, yes i missed you so much!" you whine, fingers gripping the sheets. he picks up his pace again, fucking you rougher and harder than before. "i can feel it, your pussy is clenching me so tight," he groans. "fuck-fuck, oh my god. johnny 'm close" you babble, words slurring together "cum on my cock darling, you can do it" he leans down and whispers into your ear. your eyes roll back into your head, clenching down on him. you collapse on the bed while juices squirt out of you. "holy shit, y/n" johnny says, you turn your head back questioningly only to see his pelvis soaked in your juices. you blush, embarrassed. "oh-." "did you know you could do that?" he asks, you bite your lip and shake your head. "that was so sexy, we should try it again," he says, flopping down next to you. you laugh, a blush forming on your face. "did i make you tired?" he asks, sincerely. "of course," you smile at him. he returns the smile. "oh! maybe we should take a shower first"

#shroomsroom #clara'sroom #the outsiders x reader #johnny cade x reader #johnny cade x reader smut #johnny cade smut

[gothamslostboy]

Paul w/ a Werewolf Mate

MICHAEL DAVID MARKO DWAYNE

He’s lived a long time, done many things, but this is new for him

He doesn’t experience new things often anymore

So he’s super fucking stoked when he catches your scent on the boardwalk

Even though the other 3 seem on edge about a werewolf on their turf, Paul immediately tries to find you

He only gets even happier when he realizes your his mate

He literally tramples ppl in his path on the way to you

Comes up to you and very excitedly introduces himself, unaware that you seem kind of scared to have a vampire so close

Not scared of him, but werewolves are told stories about vamps killing them on sight since they’re pups

Vampires are told the same things about werewolves when they turn

Neither side actually does it unless they think the other will

But Paul seems nice enough, and there’s so many ppl nearby that you feel comfortable saying hello

‘Hello’ turns into hanging out together for the rest of the night and making plans to do the same tomorrow

When he shows up tomorrow, Marko is with him, trying not so subtly to figure out if you’re here to kill his boyfriend

Both a little scared of each other, Paul does most the talking until Marko determines you not a threat and loosens up

He can smell that you’ve been a lone wolf for at least 3 months

You seem nice and Paul already told him about you being one of his mates

He leaves a bit later, wanting to annoy David

Now that you’ve established trust, Paul takes you to a quiet part of the beach

You both ask each other questions about what it’s like being your respective supernatural beings

You tell him about how you left your pack bc it felt too serious and stressful

Now you’ve been traveling town to town for almost 6 months trying to figure out life

Paul, w/o asking permission, offers for you to stay at the cave

You say as long as Marko and the others would allow it you’d love to

Paul snatches you up and takes you to David and Dwayne begging them to let you stay

After a bit David agrees bc like Marko, he can tell you’re a loner

He also knows you’re not an alpha so he doesn’t have to worry about that

You and Paul start dating very quickly and life is good

You use your advanced smell to help him pick ppl who nobody would miss or ppl who just suck in general

On full moons you get hyper and, let’s say more excited, so you and Paul go run around in the woods and have fun

You don’t fully transform on full moons, but it’s enough that Paul eats the ppl who spot you those nights

You have dog-like tendencies, but Paul himself is basically a puppy so it matches

Human form is less comfortable for you, so during the day you hang around the cave in full wolf form

One day you fell asleep like that long enough for the boys to wake up and find you

Paul thinks it’s awesome

After the other boys tease you for a bit, mostly David and Marko Paul ask if you can cuddle like that

It’s his new favorite activity on nights in

He loves dogs

Dogs don’t love vampires

So it’s nice to pretend he can have one for at least a small moment

He figured out that getting pet feels very calming

Even when you’re in human form

He uses this to get you to relax after fighting with David

Tbf David deserved the anger

He bought you a collar the little shit

Paul, sometime the other boys too, will howl at the moon with you

I mean they already do it on the motorcycles

Speaking of, paul teaches you to ride a bike if you don’t already know

You prefer riding with him tho

Occasionally you’ll curl up in his lap and try to ride as a wolf

This stopped when you went flying off once

You were ok bc of super healing, but it still scared the shit out of him when he heard you yelp and whimper in pain

“Sorry sugar, but the last time we did it you got hurt, and those aren’t the kind of whimpers I like to hear.”

Eventually the topic of aging comes up

Neither of you know what to do

You don’t even know if it’s possible for a were-vamp hybrid could exist

One day Dwayne comes rushing out of his nest with a book on werewolves

He showed you a page talking about if you did a very specific set of rituals and trials then you’d, as the book said, “exist for as long as the moon exist”

It was a hard couple of months

Eventually you finish all the rituals

Ta Da! Immortal wolf boyfriend for Paul!

With that solved, all you two have to worry about now is loving eachother and being a family with the others

You end up saving all the boys lives a few years later in 1987 when you heard the frog brothers coming into the cave

You went all hound of hell and chased them outside, where you told them about max

They left w/o killing the boys

Michael, Star, and laddie got to live human lives

The boys were a little pissed you ratted out Max at first, but only bc of the sire bond

After he was dead they didn’t care bc, well, they didn’t even like him

Paul was sure to show you in many, many ways just how thankful he was for being saved

#tlb #the lost boys #tlb 1987 #the lost boys 1987 #the lost boys paul #paul tlb #tlb paul #paul the lost boys #vampire movies #horror #vampire #werewolf #Paul tlb headcanons #80s horror #glb tlb

[drowsyr]

hiii friend anon back again with some Thoughts on steve and robin!!

last night my best friend and i talked about nothing and everything on a phone call for nearly 3 hours even though we both have cars and live 10 minutes away from each other. we have a spotify blend and i think in a modern au steve and robin would have one that's 95+% compatible!

robin definitely makes those wool/thread bracelet things on slow days at family video and puts them all on steve; later when steve's bored he unravels them so she can start again :)

steve and robin discuss getting hair changes to sort of make a new chapter of their lives; they end up shittily box dying their hair in streaks in robin's bathroom one day

steve's hair they make pink and robin's is green. later on when they have matching crises about gender and their lack thereof, they go "well! this sucks, we just dyed our hair and now we forgot to cut and style it first." so the next day they go to a proper salon and get it cut-and-styled and they redo the coloured strands at home!!

they steal steve's mom's dresses and steve's dad's suits and dress up in them and have their own little fashion show - neither of them sticks to one specific type of outfit, at one point robin comes out in strings of pearls cascaded around her throat and delicate golden chains tucked into the collar of the shirt of the suit she's wearing; next steve comes out in a blazer and a flared blue summer dress

then they have a slumber party and they are fine!! everything is fine and they are amazing!! until the point where steve says "wait, robin, i don't think i've ever loved anyone like that (romantically) before" and they have to figure that out.

this happens in the span of like two days in which the rest of the party doesn't hear a word from them and then they're completely shocked when the two turn in for their monday evening shift.

have a nice day!! :)

hiiii <3

i know for a Fact that stobin has friendship bracelets like if u ever read a stobin post from me just know they are also wearing friendship bracelets

i used to be a camp counselor for many years and i made many many bracelets… i feel like robin and steve like to have something to do during their movie nights like they can’t just sit there and so i feel like they make a LOT of these bracelets.

i’m torn btwn thinking that robin already knew how to make them (learned from her parents, who i believe would encourage family crafting time when she was little) and thinking that erica taught them (maybe even while they were in the elevator? i can’t remember if she had her backpack but also little girls have bottomless pockets so. plausible)

i know in my heart of hearts that when robin offered steve the first bracelet she made him he was like oh🥺cool🥺thank you robin🥺 and was like. thrilled tearing up etc.

i feel like they make matching lesbian pride flag bracelets as like a subtle way of supporting robin (robin had the idea to make one then got too scared to wear it out bc like. steve what if they know what it means what if they notice. and he’s like robin if they know what it means then what do you think that means about them. and she’s like but oh my god steve but what if!! so he’s like ok make me one we’ll have more matching bracelets :) and robin was like aww stevie… omg ok!!(they’ll make bi flag ones when steve realizes/comes out))

also sorry to focus so much on the friendship bracelets but one more thing 🫣 i feel like el would looove making friendship bracelets like she sees the matching stobin ones and goes fucking insaaane she makes them for everyone (starting with max and mike then making one for robin as a thank you for teaching her <3)

also yeah. when steve picked up dustin for the first time he mocked the shit out of him for the bad hair dye but then he found out that both of them did it to match and he was like yeah ok this makes sense. still looks you guys did this shittily tho.

stobin loooove the harringtons closet. first of all though they do make a million closet jokes it’s actually insufferable. but they love it <3 but the party do not like the fact that by now if the word closet is said in any context they look at each other muppet style and crack up

also yes their sleepover conversations are rollercoasters… like when you trust someone so much and want them to know all of you good and bad it’s so fast to jump back and forth between elation and serious conversation…the girls love to gab!! and sometimes that gabbing means confessing the deepest parts of yourself bc the most important person in your life needs to know the most important things about you!!

#this is so long sorry😭 #stobin #robin buckley #steve harrington #ask #anyways yeah i love them <3 #to me the first bracelets they made were green pink and blue :) that’s just their vibe #i love the idea that they match btwn the two of them bc i am very stevecoded in the fact that i looove to color match an entire outfit #and bro… robin being willing to match with him is so fucking cute

[phobylee]

Just posting some unorganized vampire!au ramblings from last night... and doodles. I will make this a fic I will

You can tell I wrote this in the middle of the night but HDHSHD

The wittebros belong to a family of vampire hunters.. and they stop at this bar/club place and there's this singer who's secretly a vampire (evelyn) and she and Caleb talk-- Philip had left to use the restroom and she literally pulled him on back-- and the talk escalates and blah blah blah she maaaybe bites him and turns him a little bit and when he realizes it he flips the FUCK out and they argue. He tries to hide it and all but he's scared his family (Philip and Caleb are still orphans but they were more or less adopted into a little vampire hunting group) find out and kill him so he leaves. He runs. Leaves the bar and pretty much flees that part of town. Philip thinks he was kidnapped or killed (possibly by a vampire) because he didn't show up for months and then and then and then.. Caleb and eve reunite in one way or another (i imagine out of chance, or perhaps she's looking for him because she feels bad for accidentally turning him.. she got a lil excited ok) and after another brief argument she tells him there's ways he can control his cravings and he, desperate to not have to drink human blood all the time because thats morally conflicting and gross, cautiously agrees to accept her help. And they later legitimately start not hating each other and a relationship slowly blossoms, meanwhile Philip is trying EXTRA HARD to find the culprit who caused his brother's sudden disappearance...

Basically Witteclaw slow burn! I wanna say that during the time they're trying to get along-- early on-- Eve let Caleb stay at her place to keep safe, though Caleb insisted to sleep on the couch cause he was still a little wary of being too close to her.. and just.. Imagining a scene where one morning he's passed out on the couch, shivering because he doesn't have a blanket-- and Evelyn comes by (feeling a tad bad because ??? He's shivering all alone on the couch and she has empathy despite him claiming he was taught vampires do NOT have such things) and she just rests a warm blanket over him,, and he immediately curls up and smiles for the first time since he's been there.

He wakes up baffled and she just grins cheekily at him from the other sofa. Insert glaring and a little grumbled "Thank you"

It's gonna suck when Philip finds him tho. Cause he's a vampire. He's one of them. It'll cause a lot of turmoil especially since it means,,, well,,, the options are very limited <3

In his mind, Caleb could turn on him any time and kill him. But also. That's his brother?? And there's also the safety of everyone else at stake.. and his reputation. It's a lot.

ANYWAY SORRY ABOUT THE LACK OF ORGANIZATION I WROTE ALL THIS AT LIKE 12 AM OOPS!

have some vampire doodles. Top one is new, bottom is a repost but it's RELATED TO THIS AU SO

#toh #the owl house #caleb wittebane #wittebro #philip wittebane #emperor belos #evelyn clawthorne #wittewife #witteclaw #vampire au #i need a good name for it though #my art

[kingkirby134]

Name: Norah Valkyrie Izunia (Aka Norah Lucis Caelum)

Song that matches her: Nature vs Nuture by Chase Petra

Now I have perspective and can see you

I don’t have to hide from myself

From the parts that resemble you

Age: 20 before T.S 30 after

Looks: (By Hunblooms)

She’s a clone of Ardyn, a lot of things were changed so she could be her own person. Thanks to Verstael Besithia.

Besithia practically raised her, Ardyn is a bad dad honestly, however the Besithia did constant experiments on her but like he fed her goldfish to keep her entertained since most of them were boring. Not even painful just boring. Its hard to keep a 3 year old sitting still. (She thrives off of goldfish crackers thanks to him and berry fruit punch only kind she’ll drink)

She was a very rebellious child/teenager which made Besithia’s original plan of turning her into a super soldier fail extremely bad. But it’s fine in the end, he was just happy to see her thrive in her own way even if he didn’t get to see her grow older due to what happens in Episode Prompto

Dad!Besithia is best Besithia, yes she had told Ardyn to his face that Besithia is a better dad than him

Shes very loyal to Noctis and his friends even tho she’s well supposed to be their enemy.

She hates daemonifing people it actually makes her physically sick either way

She can also heal people of the starscourge? Yeah if it sounds fucked up it is, she can’t control it

She really hates Bahamut. She spends her dreams when she sees him trying to piss him off.

If she could she really could daemonify the people she hated to get rid of them but for reason’s above she hasn’t (Looking at Caligo -_-)

She enjoys talking to Aera in her dreams she has accidentally called her mom before. Oops.

She and Somnus are on ok terms and I do really mean ok, she isn’t as angry at her Uncle like she used to be but she is scared of getting close to him.

She hates the fact she has powers like Ardyn but as she gets older she learns to accept them and realize she’s nothing like him, just because shes his clone doesn’t mean she is him. She’s her own being with her own feelings.

Speaking of feelings she uses violence typically not toward other people. Nope towards objects

Don’t get in her way tho she has daemonified people that way by accident because of her anger, Ardyn encourages her to use her power as well which never helps.

She once looked up to Drautos. Yeah no never again.

She used to be a workaholic until Insomnia fell now being able to rest she typically stays awake at night and sleeps during the day (daemon part of her) but the sun doesn’t harm her she does enjoy tanning from the sun surprisingly enough

She can’t go near havens tho…awkward explanation to the Chocobro’s before they found out who she was. (She slept in the regalia claiming the tent was too crowded more often than not either Noct or Prompto joined her in the car)

That’s probably it for now lol

#original character #final fantasy xv #ff15 ardyn #verstael besithia #dad besithia #angst #chocobros