#Fuck the gods

[darkcrowprincess]

Tomorrow is going to make me cry 😢

🙏Please let them do Percy and Luke right. Don't make Luke just some asshole goofy villian. Please do their bond justice!🙏

#percy jackson #pjo series #pjo tv show #pjo spoilers #pjo #luke castellan #lukercy #perluke #otp: doomed by the narrative🗡🌊 #crying 😢 😭 #fuck the gods #luke castellan defender #luke deserves better #Luke Castellan apologist

[sydneycooper]

The found family trope is the most wholesome thing ever. It warms my heart to see those cold-hearted ppl finally getting to be vulnerable and express themselves and for ppl to find out that the "love" they've been receiving is just bs

#yes #im talking abt the trio #percy and annabeth #and grover #They are so cute omg #Fuck the gods #wtf athena #percabeth #pjo fandom #pjo #pjo series #walker scobell #pjo tv show #found family #tropes #holyyyy shit #im crying

[aficionadoenthusiast]

percabeth:

[ID: man on left dressed in hoodie and sweatpants labelled 'meeting with the gods'; man on right dressed in full tuxedo labelled 'estelle's birthday party]

#percabeth #pjo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #estelle jackson #funny #meme #memes #greek myth memes #fuck the gods

[auroramoon-draws16]

Time for the current crossover stuck in my head:

Assassin’s Creed x Percy Jackson

Because no duh. Now the question is how would this work?

Assassin at Camp: isekai Desmond

- reborn as the son of Minerva/Athena or maybe Apollo (because of the sun shit and ha ha irony that the assassin is now a healer lmao)

- becomes a new minor god that builds up his own faction of assassins to help the demigods when he realized how unfair it is for them

- an immortal that trains the demigods at camp and definitely smuggles in some of the more mortal luxuries of life because fuck you gods let the kids be kids and enjoy things

- it’s just Desmond getting wrapped up in this shit and accidentally forms a new Brotherhood with demigods because he sees them and go “is anyone gonna parent them? No? Alright, mine now” or at least trains them with Assassin skills and hang out with Chiron and Mr D, who just sees this random ass man with suspicious glowing eyes and a knife strapped to his arm go “tf?”

Gods + Assassins: gods have always existed

- Assassins are a whole faction who focus their skills on mortal threats (the PoE shit), but are willing to assist the demigods occasionally because holy shit those are actual children

(maybe the PoE are left overs of another petty war the gods had? More lore needed)

- the Assassins were formed by a minor god (sort of like Artemis and her Hunters) who passed down the Eagle Eye trait and was determined to help humanity regardless of what the other gods say, because fuck y’all and the Templars

- maybe the Templars also aren’t a fan of the gods, but got their own god complex going on and said gods didn’t care enough to stop them, so the Assassins have to clean up that mess

- what pantheon was the minor god from? Who tf knows, I don’t know enough about the origins of the Brotherhood and the gods to know how to write this shit properly, maybe an interesting point could be that this minor god has turned their back on the gods so long ago that even they forgot their own origins, that’d be cool

- I think it’s fair to say that if this did function sort of like Artemis’ hunters, then they would pledge to the creed instead to one person, but whether they would be immortal or not is up to y’all

- considering that the Assassins are pretty big on Choice (at least the fanfics I read, lmao) if they do decide to leave the brotherhood, then the others have to respect that decision, but if they break the creed then either that immortality is broken, they get let go (or are stripped of their rank Idk), or are put to the blade (last one is unlikely, unless it’s something big)

- I imagine that they can be given a second chance, but shit like that requires a really big “prove yourself” mission (cough cough Altair and Arno cough)

- omg assassins all over the world seeing this godly bullshit all the time and go “oh wtf, anyway”

Everything else is up to y’all I just think it’d be fun to see how they’d interact with the Demigods and maybe Percy and his friends, Idk

#percy series #percy jackson #assassin’s creed #desmond miles #back on my crossover bullshit again #someone write this #please #I only have so many ideas #looorrrre #isekai #maybe #probably #idk #percy jackson au #percy jackson and the greek gods #gods on their bullshit #fuck the isu #fuck the gods #demigods

[professorllayton]

its kind of beyond fucked up that u don't even have to be born in the 90s to be in ur 20s anymore. like they're letting just fucking anyone be 20 now. u were born in 2004? sure yeah u can be 20 this year yeah no whatever man it's cool . what the heeellllllll

#dear fucking god #blabs

[lady-raziel]

i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

#taylor swift #RAW AS FUCK #oh my god monica lewinsky with a steel chair oh my god

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

#talk tag #IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still) #(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'') #GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!! #one time i saw that a ​person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi. #they are TWIN BROTHERS. #not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this. #just horrible #also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you

[daincrediblegg]

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

#I’m so mad everyone I’m sorry I’m going to make sure EVERYONE sees the proper version of mcc this year or die trying #literally this song is so important to the narrative and the film is so fucking hollow without it #if you grew up with disney’s bullshit version and thought it was good WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THIS SHIT #please. please watch the REAL version of this film. it means a lot to me ok #the muppet christmas carol #for the love of god please people

[spr0utsies]

#hehe #seal meme #love this animal meme #seal #EDIT: OH FUCK THIS HAS OVER 1K NOTES. thats wild #2k #3k #that one clip of patrick looking under his house yelling WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE #sprout speaks #4k #5k #10k #15k #20k #25k #30k #35k #40k #45k #ok what big blog reblogged this. please god help me #50k

[hershelchocolateart]

Just to make a point, every time I finished a panel of this I would export it as a PNG on the perceptual setting and use it as a color reference for the next panel

IT'S BAD

PLEASE CHECK YOUR COLOR SETTINGS

EDIT: If you're still having problems, it might help to switch from "Save/Save as" to "Export (as a) Single Layer". Just. Make SURE the box labeled "Expression Color" is set to RGB. I've been messing with this all day, and it looks like this combination of settings will allow exported PNGs to maintain their colors perfectly. To you. So far both Discord and Toyhouse still only display desaturated images and I cannot for the life of me figure out why

#how the fuck do i tag this #psa #artist psa #art psa #clip studio paint #clip studio paint ex #mac artist #artists on tumblr #illustration #signal boost #please for the love of god do NOT do this for five years it will crush your entire soul and spirit

[darkcrowprincess]

Luke to his father: You and your family left a mentally ill woman and her child to fend for themselves! That you both helped cause! And the only reason you dont get to pay for it is because your all gods. All powerful gods that can get away with whatever they want! My mother could have had a normal life! I wouldn't have had to been on the streets! Or stuck in a camp helping create child soilders for all of you to use!! There's a storm coming for all of you! All of olympus! You will all pay for all the lives that you ruined!

#important #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #luke castellan #luke castellan apologist #fuck the gods #may castellan #hermes #my thoughts #my writing

[sydneycooper]

When Percy asked to ask Poseidon a question he should have really asked where tf all the child support cheques were. Ngl the "Do you ever dream about mom?" question caught me off guard. It was really sweet and reminded me that he's truly a child, not matter how great his feats.

#support single moms not absent fathers #fuck the gods #pjo fandom #walker scobell #pjo #pjo series #pjo tv show #ancient greek mythology #percy jackson and the heroes of olympus #leah sava jeffries #aryan simhadri #percy jackon and the olympians #heroes of olympus

[aficionadoenthusiast]

piper being surprised in mark of athena when percy absolutely slandered bacchus/dionysus to his face and then thinking it would have gone better had annabeth been there to reign him in as if she wouldn't have been right there with him

I mean, this behavior is normal for them

#pjo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #piper mclean #funny #mark of athena #bacchus #dionysus #fuck the gods

[haroldhighballjordan]

sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

#the best part of all is that I also knew the ex boyfriend because he worked at this place my friend was the manager of #and I texted my friend like ‘yo have you heard about this cat situation’ #and she was like ‘I swear to god if one more person asks me about this fucking cat’ #it was the drama of the century #the whole city was up in arms over this cat

[adriles]

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

#book 24 #the conversation between the gods at the beginning there is just this #greatest hits #all i say is vicious war crimes in a vague way #and you all start frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs #a lot of yall get the memo with the blorbo tags but also. seeing quite a few strange pulls #not exactly war crimes but Ok #sometimes normal vicious crimes can just be normal vicious crimes ok guys #can yall stop tagging this as israel u guys r fucking weird…. #if u see this and think it is a joke about actual fucking horrific war crimes and ethnic cleansing. u may be fucked up in the head #please be normal #will people stop commenting on this please. none of yall r funny

[bugtransport]

#house #god this show fucking rules #house md