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I have friends at Indiana University and they've been saying there are snipers on IU Bloomington campus. And theres a bunch of cops everywhere. This is wild.

#uconn encampment started last night and cops have been here since 15 mins after it started 🥲👍 #this campus is crawling with cops year-round tho #uconn fucking sucks lol

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my brutalist son just killed my rococo son with his gray concrete alphabet blocks

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hey um would you still be into a trans guy after hes gotten phallo? just curious

If I saw a trans guy who's had phallo, nobody would be able to stop me.

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Everyone always talks about flying cars this and flying cars that.

When the only futuristic gadget I want that doesn't exist yet when it SHOULD are those cup noodles from Cowboy bebop where you just pull the tag at the bottom of it and the noodles are instantly warmed.

where is the future I was promised?

#SOUP FOR MY FAMILY REAL⁉️

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#mlp

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"average legionary uses 3 rolls of toilet paper a day" factoid actually just statistical error. average legionary uses 0 rolls of toilet paper a day. Crispy Josh,

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no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

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sooner or later it had to happen

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I love learning about sexual dimorphism in animals so I can make the furries transgender

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Oh you're a queer kid? what's your fav music artist? and don't say...

will wood

will wood and the tapeworms

Tally hall

Miracle musical

mitski

jackstuber

joe hawley

that handsome devil

chonny jash

tom leher

ghost and pals

maretu

6arelyhuman

odetari

penelope scott

rio romeo

cuarteto de nos

riki musso

santiago tavella

laufey

taylor swift

radiohead

marina

weezer

the beatles

tv girl

billie ellish

milk in the microwave

bo burnham

fish in a birdcage

toby fox

lemon demon

sarah and the safe word

asteria

artic monkeys

they might be giants

my chemical romance

green day

gorillaz

ado

melanie martinez

the strokes

evanecense

glass animals

soddiken

the scary jokes

whatever Your favorite martian was smoking

tyler, the creator

the crane wives

the living tombstone

cavetown

mindless self indulgance

the orion experience

hamilton (yeah ik its a musical)

heathers (yeah ik its a musical x2)

ride the cyclone (YEAH IK ITS A MUSICAL x3)

steam powered giraffe

kiuko (i dont remember how its spelled)

21 pilots

Sir Chloe

hazbin hotel soundtrack

paparrapa the rapper soundtrack

sonic soundtrack

or the omori soundtrack

edit: just to make clear that i don't know every queer band on existence

#14 or 15 points for the kid lets go #i forgot how many i had halfway thru and dont want to recount so were sticking with 14-ish

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just got called out of work and I got so excited I put clothes on my dog

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

#i havent since like middle school #unless u count oc fic/fanventures as fic #bc if so then im writing the biggest fanfic ive ever written right now lolll

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The Dyke Project manifesto printed on the back of estradiol and testogel boxes

#this is so cool💙💙💙💙💙💙