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Madonna on a bus in 1979

#MADONNA?????????????????????????????????????????????????????? jesus christ . #<- realizing ive literally never seen a pic of madonna ig. i thought this was kstewart

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DEV PATEL Monkey Man (2024) dir. Dev Patel

#NEED TO WATCH THIS SO BAAAAAAAAAAAD........... #DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVV DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEV.... MR PATEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL

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#babygirl.... miss her #house md

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#i think we all know my feelings at this point. #they shouldve #house md

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Delicious in Dungeon Ch. 43

#hes SOOOOOO easily embarrased i need to um. i need to. u h #dungeon meshi

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When I’m reading smut and the author breaks the flow of the story so that the characters can tell us that they have enthusiastic consent it feels exactly like when Dora the Explorer looks directly into the camera and says ‘Seat belts so we can be safe!’ anytime she gets into a motorized vehicle.

#LITERALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! #IN CHARACTER OR IM OUT!!!!! THEY WOULD NOT BE DISCUSSING THE RULES OF BDSM!!!!!!

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ppl who can dance genuinely r so baffling to me in like a. im in awe honestly bc how do u have that much command and control over ur own body. 90% of the time I drink smth thru a straw I stab myself somewhere near my mouth at least once every 6 sips bfr I actually find the straw w my lips

#like i just am so deeply uncoordinated i feel like a baby giraffe 3 seconds out of the womb #blabs

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one of my favorite coworkies is leaving.... life is just one tragedy after another

#sad... #blabs

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#1874.

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THAT chilaios scene on loop for y'all (me)

#like its. #dungeon meshi #videos

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really the only allure of chilaios is the size difference. and sometimes that allure is so strong it pulls u into the sea to drown u

#sorru that one scene in the anime where chilchuck tilts his head all the way back ot look at laios. Sorry #blabs

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#fuck oreos theyre sooo gross. But I'm curious #blabs

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I like when actors who voice beloved cartoon characters and they use their regular normal voice... u can hear it in every single word they say and it just makes me happy <333

#current reason for tuis post is im watching three's company w my dad and the main guy voiced clifford my bestie clifford the big red dog #blabs

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in my mind u are forever associated with zendaya is meechee. sorry

HUH???????????

#wow gjdvgkbsjsndmkwd #asks #anonymous

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#this slays severely and heavily #videos #music #fave #queue

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got my period in the middle of my fucking work shift so I don't have my cup w me but I have my little emergency stash of pads.... girl I forgot how much the actual bleeding part of periods sucks . holy shit I'm in the trenches man

#having a cup is so deceptive to my own brain. my flow isnt THAT heavy like besides cramps and mood swings my periods r sooooo easy<333 #<- LIES!!!!!!!!!! FALSEHOODS!!!!!!!!! #blabs