#Force Cereal

[nerdpoe]

Dick gets his drink mixed up with another persons in the library while visiting Barbara.

He was drinking some kale smoothie thing, for health and stuff, and he set it down to grab a book from the shelf. There was another guy next to him, who also had a smoothie in the same kind of shake-n-go bottle.

They swapped by accident.

Dick checked out his book, said goodbye to Barbara, and took a sip of his smoothie.

That's the last thing he remembers.

He wakes up two days later pinned down by a practically feral Jason, who's eyes are glowing a sickly Lazarus green, with Bruce, Tim, Cass, and Duke all showing signs of losing a fight. He's sore everywhere, and Damian is nowhere to be seen.

"Uh...." his voice cracks, and he's suddenly aware of how fucking painful his throat is. "Hi? What's going on?"

"...Is it really you, Dickwing? I swear to God if it isn't and this is another-"

"Jay I really don't know what's going on, man."

Jason doesn't believe him. Dick is cuffed with anti-meta cuffs and escorted to the cave, where Bruce demands test after test and Dick tells them the last thing he remembers.

Apparently, after taking that sip, his eyes had turned to Lazarus green, and he had beelined for the mansion. Along the way there, he had run into the Riddler.

He had broken most of the Riddler's bones.

That was when everyone had been called in to subdue Dick, who for some strange reason kept gunning for Damian. Hence, Damian was upstairs and not allowed down until they were sure Dick was okay again.

It's concluded that Dick drank some alternate form of Lazarus Water, lost his mind, proceeded to take everyone out with enhanced strength and speed except Jason, who had entered a Pit episode just to keep up, and worked through it two days after consumption.

But who the fuck transported a material as dangerous as modified Lazarus Water in a fucking shake-n-go bottle?

Danny, however, is a little sad that his ecto-shake was stolen by some rando at the library.

Their kale smoothie was pretty good though.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #dick kept gunning for damian because he wanted to take damian somewhere safe #his parental instincts mixed with ghostly obsession for a bit #ironically if they'd let him reach damian no one would have gotten hurt #he'd have just taken damian to his apartment and made him eat cereal #but the bats kept getting in the way #so he got territorial and saw them as a threat #jason went toe to toe with him only because he was raged out on the pit #bruce got his ass handed tp him because he tried to hold back and only restrain #dick needs some recovery time because human muscles weren't meant to exert that much force #also if the bats hadn't fought him the ecto would have been in his system for a week #but it sped up going through his system because of the fighting

[ultraozzie3000]

Bohemian Rhapsody

Part love story and part wildlife protection fable, the pre-Code romance and melodrama Zoo in Budapest was that rare film that pleased critics and audiences alike. May 6, 1933 cover by Richard Decker. This is one of four covers Decker (1907–1988) contributed to The New Yorker; he also contributed more than 900 cartoons in his nearly 40-year run with the magazine. Jesse L. Lasky’s first production…

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#Alexander Woollcott #Cyrus Baldridge #Empire State Building 1930s #Force Cereal #Gardner Rea #Garrett Price #Gene Raymond #Gluyas Williams #H.L. Knickerbocker #James Thurber #John Mosher #Loretta Young #Otto Soglow #Richard Decker #Robert Day #Zoo in Budapest

[vladdyissues]

Danny Phantom Badger Cereal AU, where almost all the 'Phantom Fans' believe that Plasmius is the heroic Phantom's evil father... Similar to a Darth Vader + Luke Skywalker situation... Danny is mortified and embarrassed, but Vlad thinks it's hilarious! 😂

Vlad and Danny's hero-and-villain dynamic is uncannily similar to Vader and Luke's relationship. The Vader parallel in Bitter Reunions is so obvious it's clearly an homage:

I can totally see "Darth Plasmius" and his estranged son The Fenton Phantom Menace being the biggest topic of gossip in the Ghost Zone 😂

#danny phantom #vlad plasmius #danny fenton #darth vader #badger cereal #meta #star wars #dp x sw #cinematic parallels #hjbedit #darth plasmius vs jedi knight danny fenton #only they're half force ghosts

[saysflora]

I love him more than life itself

#he’s so guy #he means everything to me #I want to dip him in milk and eat him like cereal #I am so normal about him #newsies #newsies 1992 #92sies #david jacobs #david moscow #counting down the days until I force feed him to my friend in preparation for going to see west endies #they WILL like him or they WILL suffer #<333

[clowndensation]

you will try to push a cat away from you and it will go "oh it seems you've forgotten how to do chin scratches, but it's okay. i will just move my head until you remember" and start purring wildly to help you regain your confidence over this embarrassing misstep.

#truly forcing you to feel like the asshole. but i'm not the asshole. he is putting his paws in my cereal.

[cerealmonster15]

drawing a scene from the fic ive been writing today

#twisted wonderland #jamiazu #azujami #azul ashengrotto #jamil viper #NO dialogue let me figure my shit out lol!!!!!!!!!! #twst #cereal tries to draw #forcing myself to be slower and chill out but i def spent more time on jamil l o l #im still afraid of color teehee <3 #anyway. made some progress on the fic. the little fic. i dont really know where it's going or when it's done bc its meant 2 be shorter #and simple but. is anything easy. NO.!!!! #me: look at this scene from this fic #the scene: 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️👀👀😐😐 #dont worry about it. they r talking in the scene but dont worry about it im WORKING ON I t ... .. . . . . . ............................... #i redrew azuls expression several times im still just. idk what to do with him LOL i #im going to leave now actually bye lol 🚶

[oohimsospooky]

I just fucking realized kale legitimately made a whole ass mind control machine and was literally only going to use it to make people buy his products a little bit more

#hi fi rush #hi fi rush spoilers #kale vandelay #this is like if thanos got the infinity stones solely to sell his new cereal brand #spoilers #also chai canonically has a fucking kill count that just set in with me #also kale wasn't even going to force them to buy his shit he was going to subconsciously make them want to buy his shit

[doctor-catpi]

#sally face #game grumps #dangrompa #waluigi #john wick #good omens #parks and rec #steven universe #star wars #yandere simulator #cereal #the radio demon #the madalorian #cloud strife #sal fisher #jurassic park #cookie cat #fire force #jack skellington #alistar #Crowley #aziraphale #insufferable husbands #mario #baba yaga #drag race #rupaul #ian malcolm #Leslie nope #rick sanchez

[tobacconist]

and i must cackle

#but being super cereal for a minute: #yes obviously rape is an exceptional case and no these things shouldnt be up to the discretion of the courts #but cmon babe. its not 'forced pregnancy' by the state just because you forgot to make him to wear a condom lol

[allthecastlesonclouds]

final chapter is out now!! 

#fabian seacaster #fabian aramais seacaster #dimension 20 #fantasy high #hallariel seacaster #fhsy #d20 fanart #this update is also known as: castles punches fabian in the back repeatedly and with force #i had fun with it!! almost titled the chapter cereal but thought not.

[doverstar]

suffered through a rewatch of Power of Three and Dinosaurs on a Spaceship last night and I wanted to scream the entire time. I am nobody and have never run a 60-year-old television show. but. Chris Chibnall does not know how to write. he is bad at it. he is bad at it. who gave him control of the entirety of Doctor Who? why? he had Amy narrate the first and last scenes of Power of Three like she's in some kind of early-2000's romcom because he doesn't know how to write dialogue or how to show-not-tell. the last line of Power of Three sounds like a preteen who has no idea how to end her oneshot fanfic and I know this because I have been one and I would never have let 12-year-old me write a single episode of an actual show on tv. the Silurians are a crutch. the Doctor got sucked into a Wii game? Kate Lethbridge-Stewart has zero personality outside of the Brigadier. Brian is an empty, emotional-exposition robot. who let this man run the entire show for years, I want names and addresses-

#I don't CARE if rtd or moffat genuinely think he did a good job #they've been wrong before #I don't CARE that I am nobody #I have been a bad writer before #I am still in many ways a bad writer #I can SPOT a bad writer. his episodes REEK #and I can't imagine his work as the showrunner was suddenly magically better #go back and watch those drippy interviews with him as a young member of the official DW fanclub back in the day #it's PAINFUL #he is SO pompous and SO critical and CLEARLY thinks only he really knows the good Doctor Who or how to write it and what it's LACKING #and then he goes and tries to force it in every chance he gets to write for the real thing #but it's like he has no idea how to write for an individual character or how to be subtle or how to transition from emotion to action? #the dialogue alone is torture #Amy and the Doctor could literally be ANYONE in their conversations he writes #the only good part of Po3 is the “before they flare and fade” and truthfully I'd be surprised if that piece wasn't Moffat's because it's- #-too much sentimental poetry not to be. doesn't sound like chibnall at all #and hi - dinosaurs on a spaceship can be FUN if you were a good writer but you are not. you make everything bland #you're kix cereal sir. you are the plain oatmeal of doctor who writers #you're worse than that. you're the bran muffin of doctor who writing #how can anyone have fun with Doctor Who if they're unable to relate to or care about the CHARACTERS? #GARBAGE. #chibnall #chris chibnall #anti chibnall #doctor who #dw #bbc #the doctor #eleventh doctor #eleven

[milo-is-rambling]

I’m addicted to the grind (I doordashed for three hours this morning after only sleeping for four hours and now I’m contemplating abandoning my nap to go doordash for like. Twelve hours.)

#if I follow the dinner rush into the midnight rush into the early morning I already have scheduled into the breakfast rush. I could make #like. at least fifty bucks tonight #definitely more than zero which is what I’ll make if I nap thru the dinner rush 😭😭😭 #girl help I like money and I like having it and getting things I’m sorry!!! I like it!!!! I want things and stuff and food!!! 😭😭😭😭😭 #I’m pmsing so bad I want to cry over everything but I also just want to make money and feel like my mom is proud of me #that she sees I’m trying and working and I’m not a piece of shit and I’m worth something good (she has said nothing negative at all to me in #months why am I so scared that I’m a failure by her imaginary standards she doesn’t even force on me anymore) #anyways. haha. gonna take another hit and then nap fuck money I’ll wake up at nine or then take a shower get dressed put away my clean #laundry eat a bowl of cereal then doordash from midnight to as long as I have orders to fill

[viralarcadian]

cleantok and restocktok are fascinating. 90% of the vids are influencers using an abundance of cleaning devices and detergents to "deep clean" their already spotless homes, and transferring already packaged items into clear acrylic/glass containers for "aesthetics". i had no idea there were so many useless gimmick devices for cleaning your house

#and scrub daddy seems to have a chokehold on the whole scene #i will defend putting dry goods like cereal and pasta into those 'aesthetic' containers tho #before we got the cats we had field mice come in every winter and those things are a life saver #as far as the mice are concerned those things are impenetrable force fields #also just reuse mason jars for organizing #you can put all sorts of things in them like pens you dont need 50 brand new plastic containers for this

[milkymooshi]

In desperate need for food bc at this point I’m actually just eating ice instead of buying groceries bc WHY IS IT SO EXPENSIVE‼️‼️‼️

I also need to get my car serviced soon and I just paid off my credit card and I every paycheck is horrid bc hours are being cut and I AM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND BC WHY ‼️‼️‼️‼️

#like why is it 14 bucks for a box of cereal dude 💀💀 #nothing more humbling than buying vegetables and getting to the register and a bunch of bananas are 9 dollars #like jfc #being poor is so cool you get things like being forced to calculate how many days you can go without food to afford other necessities #WHY DID MY MANAGER TEXT THE WORD DISCORD FOR EXTRA HOURS #ITS LIKE A SIGN FROM GOD #moo.txt

[hag-o-hags]

my grandpa is turning 90 this year, and I had the Cunning Idea to paint this very cute but low res photo of him holding my grandma on his lap (adorbz.) grandpapá looks like an impish potato, so like he's spot on, captured his essence nicely, no notes there, but ole gimgam?

I am stuck drawing SOMEONE'S grandma, but not mine ... some lady who is ALMOST my grandma but ... suspiciously not. The fairies are stealing octogenarians and leaving changelings behind. They recast my grandma after last season. We got this grandma off Temu. This grandma is Marshmallow Maties to Lucky Charms. She would cause uncomfortable questions like "Ed, who's that woman?"

It's a good thing I've got until June.

#no hate to marshmallow maties tho i sure didn't grow up with name-brand cereal money #my grandma is 58 whole inches of force to be reckoned with

[cerealmonster15]

💕 for Cater? (no pressure though)

I ALWAYS WANT TO DRAW CATER DIAMOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

💕 OC in what they would wear on a first date

who is he waiting for i wonder 🤔👀

sdfkldjsfl i also did not know what date outfits looked like LOL. went with a more casual style, more of a summery vibe ✨

[x]

#asks #cosmiccoincidence #cater diamond #twisted wonderland #cereal tries to draw #twst #OH GOD I NEED TO GO TO BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i have another i need to do but itll have 2 wait #im still open to doing more tho if people wanna send stuff #it's VERY FUN and a good challenge so far lol #forcing me to LOOK AT IMAGES OF CLOTHES