#Clint Crash

[thebongomediaempire]

This character actually had a pretty long run... Or, at least, lomger than. They could reach me with THEIR canes.

Don't get fussy - I use a blimd cane too. I'm visually impaired in real life. 😎

- Cnarles "Bongo" Garrett

#fake book cover #a bongo book #parody #no rights reserved #Clint Crash #blind airline pilot #YOU'LL WANT TO TURN THE PLANE NOW #THAT'S A MOUNTAIN #written by charles bongo garrett #blind #visual impairment #flight simulator

[coconut530]

take me into the garden

#6 #mARTch #mARTch2024 #Gorillaz #hey a bit late today #But we here #My friend has been getting into Gorillaz and I’m absorbing all that #Very into The Lost Chord rn so that’s what this is from Plastic Beachhhhhhh #Tomorrow Comes Today and Clint Eastwood hold special places in my heart #Dirty Harry is a fun song too #I’m just getting into whatever is thrown my way #Murdoc is my fave he’s so super chaotic and I like his voice #But I don’t endorse the 2D abuse plz stop putting him car crashes Murdoc #Anyway here’s Plastic Beach palm tree

[clintismoved]

-> The Bartons, alcoholism, and violence

Harold Barton verbally abusive to Barney

Clint and Barney as children

The Barton boys parents died in a car crash as a result of Harold's drinking

Barney Barton after beating Clint and almost killing him (Hawkeye: Blindspot)

Harold Barton verbally abusive to Clint

Clint telling Barney while he's standing over him after beating him that "Dad would be proud" (observation that Barney is mirroring what their father use to do)

Edith Barton being taken to go with Harold

Harold Barton, drink in hand, screaming at his son

Harold Barton drinking

Do not reblog unless you are me

#headcanon spam #alcoholism cw #drinking cw #car crash cw #car accident cw #child abuse cw #domestic abuse cw #alcohol cw #addiction cw #verbal abuse cw #violence cw #[ ABOUT ] I guess I just need something or someone to believe in or maybe I just need someone who believes in me #[ MUSINGS ] Go out fight hard screw up save the world a few times; just keep taking the shots okay #[ COMICS ] Now in ink and color ! #[ STUDY ] Clint Barton and Alcoholism

[spectralarchers]

MADE FROM THESE WICKED THINGS

Barney Barton is the older brother of Avenger Clint Barton. That's about all his file says, and what the other Avengers and SHIELD agents know about him. But who is Barney Barton and why is it that Hawkeye refuses to speak about his older brother when prompted? Well, maybe it's easier to look at the story from Barney's perspective to understand that specific dynamic. After all, it isn't easy being overshadowed by your younger brother.

Well, coming out of the shadows to bring you my 2022 NaNoWriMo, which I've been talking about for years - a 50k Barney centric story, sort of canon compliant to the MCU. This has been quite the thread to figure out, but I have finally cracked the code - or so I hope. Barney deserves the spotlight, even though the MCU and Kevin Feige seem adamant not to introduce this wonderful character to the rest of the roster.

But, I took a look at the MCU canon and figure out in which shadowy places to place Barney so he can grow alive in our fan-version of the canon. Or something like that. Have fun, enjoy!

#nano2022 #made from these wicked things #barney barton #clint barton #marvel #fanfic #i fucked up on one of the gifs but i can't edit it bc i didn't save the PDF so bear with me lmao #also PLS pay attention to the fact that I put footage of the helicarrier crashing onto the laptop in the third gif #THIS TOOK EFFORT #literally haven't produced a fic or a gif in a year and a half #and now you get both #2022 is DELIVERING babay

[paul-newmans-sauce]

wes block tightrope how i love you so

#clint eastwood #tightrope 1984 #edit #animal nine inch nails #nin #if it looks off. nuh uh #its 1am what do u want from me #also my computer is so dogwater like somehow posting this crashed my adblock #Youtube #certified newmans own

[bobbimorses]

omg I'm going through your hawkeye chronological order post and I just THEY LEFT CLINT IN SPACE??? like I read a great au fic where they left Clint on Mars BUT I DIDN'T REALIZE ACTUALLY CANONICALLY THEY LEFT HIM IN SPACE i'd be insufferable afterwards if they did that to me wtf

now in context they were zapped back onto earth and were very concerned (and by that i mean they sat around for a week before having a meeting like "so is he like...dead?") but out of context this looks like "if we ignore the fact that we left clint in space maybe it'll be like we didn't leave clint in space"

#thor and tony went looking! (after the meeting) (the meeting they had after a week) (a week wherein they assumed clint was stuck in space) #(if he was alive) (the alternative being he crashed a ship full of bombs) (or exploded it himself. in space) (where they left him)

[thisbloghasbeeenarchived]

"Clinton Francis Barton!"

[for the full name meme]

@mr-tony-stark

❝ OH ! SHIT ! OH ! FUCK ! ❞ He hears the full name shout, and than he's whipping his head around to try to locate the sound of Tony's voice and what did he do? What did he forget? MAYBE HE SHOULD RUN? ⸻ He swears he didn't do anything, unless he forgot about it alreay? ❝ H-hey bab- Tony? Anthony Edward Stark? ❞ Tony being in the Iron Suit with the voice modulator was not helping him read the siltation at all.

#i got a second wind so here's this and then im probably crashing cause it's 11 pm and my sleep is so bad kate #asks; clint barton #ic; clint barton #clint barton; mrtonystark #mrtonystark #clint just hears the full name is like IM IN DANGER #asumes he did something and forgot about it

[pirateoncassette]

a totally legal and brand new dirty harry audio-drama, brought to you on glorious compact disc!

track list:

magnum force theme - lalo schifrin

high plains drifter - beastie boys

run run run - lovebug

one more kiss, dear - vangelis

born under punches (the heat goes on) - talking heads

man next door - massive attack

candidate - joy division

tomorrow comes today - gorillaz

hair of the dog - bauhaus

na rua, na chuva, na fazenda (casinha de sapê) - hyldon

#ignore the cheesy text but lets gooooooo mixtape moment #i was going to post it on youtube but apparently youtube crashes when you try to upload 3gb videos… soundcloud it is then rip #anyways if anyone actually listens to this ily thank you for listening i hope you enjoy #mixtape #cdburn #clint eastwood #dirty harry #harry callahan #magnum force #the enforcer

[carcrash429]

FIC REC FRIDAY

(template acquired from @sugaraddictarchangels, switching up the format a little bit for this one for Reasons)

Watch the Sky Go Dark by @thepartyresponsible

Rated: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence

Notes:  so here's the thing- everything thepartyresponsible writes is INCREDIBLE. every fic is so good, I could recommend all of them but I am gonna limit myself (for now) to the 2021 whumptober collection. the whump is not that bad by and large because the author "has the constitution of gelatin when it comes to gore" (paraphrasing) which I greatly appreciate as someone of a similar constitution

There are EIGHT chapters in here that I want to particularly highlight but honestly check out all 31 to see if the others pique your interest!

Chapter 2: Talking is Overrated, Gagged Relationships: Tony Stark/Clint Barton Fave Quote: “Holy shit,” Clint says. “Are you a mortician?” The man blinks twice, looks from Clint to the guts of the coffee machine and then back up again. Clint covers his entire face with his hand. “Just don’t,” Clint says. “Don’t listen to me. I think I meant electrician. Except you were—you know, it looks dead.”

Chapter 9: Presumed Dead, Blind Rage Relationships: Jason Todd/Tony Stark Fave Quote: “I actually,” Cyclops says, a little rushed, “have some questions. Related to the, uh. The fight? So if we could just--” “Yeah, definitely,” Captain America says, hustling quickly across the blood-splattered asphalt. “Happy to talk about that, sure.” “Gotta make a report,” Hawkeye adds, hurrying to follow.

Chapter 14: Under Pressure, Crush Injuries Relationships: None (pre Roy Harper/Frank Castle) Fave Quote: [this is actually from the author summary but I love it lmao] If you're worried about the "crush injuries," don't be. The injuries in question are pining-related injuries incurred as a result of Roy's damn near debilitating crush on Frank Castle.

Chapter 17: "Please Don't Move", Hemmorhage Relationships: Frank Castle/Clint Barton Fave Quote: “I didn’t offer to have sex with you for money,” Clint argues. “I asked you for money cuz I needed cash for the laundry, and then I tried to hit on you. I was just talking really fast because you answered the door half-naked, and I panicked.”

Chapter 20: Lost&Found, Trunk Relationships: Jason Todd/Dean Winchester Fave Quote: “We’re going to Gotham,” Dean says. He shrugs his jacket off for no real reason, drops it so it drapes across the Soldier. “If we show up without a body in the trunk, they’re gonna think we’re posers.”

Chapter 22: Cursed Relationships: Clint Barton/Tony Stark Fave Quote: “Oh.” Clint huffs out a breath, tries to reset the knight and bishop around him. “Well. Well. I don’t—you’ve just. Your penmanship,” he says, looking at nothing. “It’s very. You’re. I like the way you cheat at chess.”

Chapter 25: Escaped, Hiding Relationships: None (pre Frank Castle/Dick Grayson) Fave Quote: The wolves break into Frank’s cabin at dawn and steal his breakfast, expressing their general displeasure by ensuring that he, too, is generally displeased.

Chapter 29: Too Weak to Move, Overworked Relationships: None (pre Clint Barton/Bruce Banner) Fave Quote: “You’re doing the thing,” Clint says. And then, unhelpfully, he gestures at Bruce. “I am doing,” Bruce repeats, looking down at himself, checking for anything askew or amiss, “the thing.”

#fic rec #marvel #dc #clint barton #this post crashed on me while writing it lmaoooo

[historical-paramedics]

i just think that them.

#i would die for them #i also think that if u want to be a hawkeye ur life must be a car crash #that just be how it is #anyways #these two control my brain #they have the best brother n sister dynamic #clint barton #kate bishop #hawkeye

[thebongomediaempire]

#fake movie poster #parody #Jeremy Renner #BLIND TEST PILOT #THE MAJ. CLINT CRASH STORY #some men were born to fly #others not so much #a bongo's nifty films production #written and directed by charles bongo garrett #charles bongo garrett #no rights reserved

[inthemarginalized]

Many organizations have made it their mission to expand the rights of Black Americans. The NAACP and the Urban League are examples of influential organizations with long histories. But a long history or extensive membership isn't always necessary to have an impact. Today, we'll learn about the Black Panthers. They were a relatively small, relatively short-lived political party that had an outsized impact on US history.

#crash course #black panther party #black history #Clint Smith #racism #Youtube

[ljones41]

Crash Course Black History - Hurricane Katrina

Below is a video clip from the YouTube Channel, “Crash Course”, about Hurrican Katrina from August 2005.  Hosted by Clint Smith, this video recounts the Hurricane Katrina disaster and its impact on African-Americans in New Orleans, Louisiana:

#youtube #crash course in black american history #crash course #clint smith #hurricana katrina #black history

[sanitatemsss]

Whumpcember 2022 Day 28

@whumpcember

Fandom: marvel, clint centric

Warnings: head injury, helicopter crash

Prompt: Day 27 - crash landing

#whumpcember #whumpcember2022 #whumpcember2022 day27 #crash landing #clint barton #marvel #sani's fics #sani's whumpcember

[kazmyass]

hey! i just came over from tiktok, could you possibly do a gally x reader where he tries to act tough around all of the guys but (y/n) starts teasing about how sweet he actually is and he has to try and defend himself but gets all flustered over it, but can’t get mad at (y/n) cause he’s got that fat crush on her? (fem pronouns possibly please?)

Not So Tough

Pairing: Gally x fem!reader

Description: Gally has a hard exterior, but secretly melts when y/n is around.

Warnings: smooching, glade slang, idk just a lot of fluff, gally being a bit of a jerk

Words: 651

Prompt: Grumpy x Sunshine Trope

A/N: It lowkey ends kinda abruptly but OH WELL HERE YA GO

“Gally, would you please stop yelling at the rest of the builders and actually start building?” Newt called from the gardens.

“No can do, I gotta make sure everyone stays in line, that’s why you put me in charge of the builders, remember?” Gally called back, yelping soon after when one of the newer gladers dropped a piece of wood on his head. “You shank! Look what you’ve done! Dropping klunk all over the place, you should be sent to the slammer!”

“Gally, is that really any way to talk to the new guy?” Y/n jogged up to Gally from the med-jack hut where she was just supervising Clint and Jeff. Y/n was somewhat of a floater when it came to jobs. When they were testing what jobs she was good at, she was nearly good at every single one. Well, except for the slicers. Poor Winston nearly scared the girl half to death when he first came out with a machete.

“I uh- Well he dripped- I mean dropped that shucking piece of wood on me an-” Gally stammered.

“Gally, c’mon give the guy a break, he’s only been here a week,” Y/n said with a soft smile.

“Look, I’m just trying to do my job, gotta make sure everything gets done, right?” Gally said, seeming to regain his composure.

“And it will get done, you can just be a little nicer about it through,” Y/n said, placing a hand on Gally’s arm and running her fingers down his bicep.

Gally blushed. Y/n was playing him like a fiddle and she knew damn well what she was doing.

“I’ll see you at supper?” Y/n said.

“You know you’re the only one that calls it that, right? It’s dinner,” Gally snorted.

“Oh shut it, you know you love me,” Y/n said before turning over her shoulder and walking away, not before giving Gally one last smile. Gally stood there for a moment, not sure what to do with himself.

“Oi, Gally, what were you saying about making sure things get done?” Newt called, snickering to Alby.

“Oh slim it,” Gally growled. “No- you can’t hammer that in, there’s not a screw to hold it together!” He turned his attention to the Greenie.

___

“Hey big guy, not interested in tackling anyone to the ground tonight?” Y/n’s voice came from above Gally.

“No, not tonight, gonna try to go to sleep early,” Gally said, getting up and trying his best to avoid y/n. But before he could leave, y/n grabbed his wrist.

“Wait- did today really bother you?” She asked, furrowing her brow.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Gally broke away from her grip and tried to escape again, but she was too quick for him. She grabbed his arm again.

“You know what I’m talking about. I didn’t think it would bother you, I thought you would actually like it, y’know considering I was flirting with you.” Gally’s eyes nearly bulged out of his head.

“Oh my god,” Y/n laughed. “Wasn’t it obvious?”

“Kinda hard to pay attention to that when things need to get done,” Gally cleared his throat, trying his hardest to hide the smile that was forming on his face.

“Oh don’t act like you weren’t blushing the whole time you- oh my god you’re even blushing right now!” She laughed.

“Shh, no I’m not,” Gally smiled back at her, the blush returning to his cheeks.

“You are! Gally’s blushing! Gally’s blu-” Y/n called when she was cut off.

Gally’s lips crashed into hers as his hand moved to her cheeks. Y/n closed her eyes and sunk into the kiss, bringing her arms around his neck. When Gally pulled away first, y/n smiled.

“What was that for?” She breathed.

“To shut you up,” Gally smiled. He looked to her lips and back to her eyes. “And also because I’ve wanted to do that for a while.”

#gally imagine #gally one shot #gally maze runner #gally fluff #tmr gally #gally x y/n #gally #gally x reader #mazerunner #will poulter #fanfic #fiction #romance #writing #wattpad #gally tmr x reader #gally tmr #tmr smut #gally smut #will poulter smut

[moonlit-imagines]

Headcanons for being the forgetful Avenger

Avengers x reader

warnings:

a/n: it not too long i so sorry

prompt: @glitchy-bean: “Hi!!! I hope you're doing good!!! Could I request smth with a really forgetful reader + the avengers gang? More like found family than anything romantic at all with a teen reader if that's okay!!!”

“well sorry” -you, consistently “i cant remember everything”

“you can’t remember anything” -nat

“yeah, y/n, were you dropped on the head as a baby or something?” -tony

“cut it out, guys. it’s not their fault they forgot thor’s birthday. besides, hes had a couple thousand” -steve

“are you calling me old, captain?” -thor

“at least im not the only one” -steve

it wasn’t just birthdays you forgot

much much more serious than that

rendezvous points, mission details, plans of attack, perp descriptions, where you put your keys, where you put your gun

you name it you forgot it

i mean—not always, but enough for it to be the running joke

“keep your comms on, y/n. not having a disaster like last time when you couldn’t remember whether to cut the red wire or green wire” -tony

“you wish i cut the wrong one” -you

“uh, no, that’s very harsh. i moreso wished you didn’t scare us half to death by nearly digging your grave” -tony

“oh ok i forgot” -you

“who left their macaroni and cheese in the microwave?” -vision

“damn! its cold. and crusted a little. how long did i leave this in here?” -you, poking your tray with a fork “and why are you using the microwave? you dont eat”

“this is a shared space, is it not?” -vision

“he’s got you there” -steve

“you’re just ganging up on me because you’re all miserable and you want me to be miserable too. i’m going to drive one of tony’s expensive cars now, you can’t stop me” -you, storming out

you walked right back in

“what’d you forget?” -steve

“wallet, phone, keys” -you

tony noticed

“where is y/n going with my car?” -tony

“not sure, just out” -steve

“probably gonna forget their turn signal and crash into someone’s car” -tony

as far as missions went, though, you were a bit of a powerhouse so you didn’t really need to be looked after on that front…just had to make sure not to blow anyone else’s cover

“hey, what’s the codeword again?” -you

“check your wrist, kid” -nat

“oh, right…okay thanks” -you

“*gasp* was i supposed to give the signal? i just kinda went in” -you

“ok, who told y/n they could give the signal. speak up now” -tony

*clint loudly snickering over comms*

kinda forgetting what you’re talking about in the middle of sentences sometimes but like, just glitching out

“something smells like it’s burning” -you “my cookies…”

you forgot to set a timer

and forgot you were making cookies

the avengers honestly did find it endearing

just a hyper kid who cant get their thoughts in a solid line

but they’d continue making jabs at you constantly

“maybe wanda can fix your memory problems” -tony

“i will not” -wanda

“oh well nevermind then” -tony

honestly with all your forgetfulness, you worried as you dusted away if anyone would forget about you

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