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hey are we all seeing this

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the united states should not exist reblog if you agree

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Live Webber reaction:

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happy bday king missing you every day

#what was his problem #miss you mr macdonald

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My friend Mona has asked me to share her story with you all.

Here's the link to the evacuation gofundme. They're very close to their goal. They legitimately only have less than 10k USD left to go before all 9 of them can evacuate.

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Break me off another tangerine wedge I’m not driving

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people born in 24 Are 2000 now

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jurassic posting on main again but hear me out: Robert Muldoon should have lived so that he and Ellie Sattler could drink all of Hammond’s fancy alcohol and pass out on the inGen break room couch. I can see it so clearly. They’re best friend material. They sit for hours and bitch about their coworkers. They have a running bet on who can pull off the shortest pair of shorts. They both have days when the raptor claw scars hurt more than usual and they get real quiet and irritable but sometimes it’s better to be quiet and pissy together. They refer to each other by prefix+last names as a term of affection. They’re the only people on the island allowed to touch the shoulder mounted rocket launchers. Do you see my vision.

#they coulda had the work friendship of a lifetime

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rewatching jurassic park bc its been about a year and it is abysmal how every character here is on the spectrum

#jurassic park #btw since im jurassic park posting. robert muldoon is still the best one #sattler and grant and malcolm are great and so are lex and tim #but cmon #kenyan game warden with short shorts #hes also on the spectrum here btw. him and his velociraptors #hes autistic ur honor #certified newmans own

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fuuuck my stupid gay tail all the ideal dogs point at laugh at my dumb faggy tail

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In love. Photo by Dmitry Donskoy (Moscow, May 1, 1966).

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For a few dollar more

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Refusing to take the cigarette offered to me by the firing squad until their Captain makes an airplane noise before putting in my mouth.