#And the League are just like “did your kids die again?! Oh no!”

[bet-on-me-13]

Immortal Danny meets his Families Reincarnations after years

So, Immortal Danny had to suffer through the deaths of his friends and family. For some reason, they never became Ghosts in the Zone, but he has kept looking for them in the Zone for centuries.

Then, one day, Clockwork come to him and explains that his Friends have all been Reincarnated. Due to them having died peaceful deaths, there weren't enough emotions to be turned into Ghosts, instead their souls were Reincarnated due to the amount of Ectoplasm in their bodies.

Danny goes to the Universe where they were Reincarnated, and finds that they all ended up reincarnating in a similar time-frame and location, and all ended up meeting eachother again.

His family and friends Reincarnated as the Bat Family

Bruce is actually the reincarnation of Jack Fenton, and while he is still a much better driver than before, Alfred prefers life thank you very much. He uses his Tech Know-How to build all his Bat-Gear. Hall also freakishly strong, and he isn't a Meta, so he has always been a little confused about that. His lingering guilt at being a bad dad in his past life leads him to be as great a dad as he can in this one.

Maddie Fenton is now Selena Kyle, using her natural athletic expertise and genius level technical know-how to steal artifacts from museums better than her canon counterpart ever could. She has always felt a connection to Batman for some reason, and flirted constantly.

Jazz became Barbra Gordan, and she is just as much a psychologist in this life as the last, but she uses it for Crime solving instead. I'm just going to say that she was officially adopted without Comissioner Gordans knowledge. He is not happy when he finds out that his daughter is legally shared by him and bruce.

Sam became Cassandra Cain, who for some reason has new Plant Powers reminiscent of Poison Ivy. Her soul is still technically that of the "Daughter of Undergrowth", so she gets her plant powers even in death. She now considers Poison Ivy her new sister for some reason. She is also still a Vegan.

Tucker is now Duke Thomas, who is confused as to why he seemingly has Egyptian Magic alongside his own Meta Abilities all of a sudden. He also has a talent for Coding and Hacking that could rival every other member of their family.

Tim used to be Wes, who befriended Danny after a while in his old life. He uses his smarts to figure out Batman is Bruce Wayne, and becomes the second Robin.

Dick was Dash, who mellowed out and became a good friend to Danny a while after the end of the series. In his new life, he is much kinder to everybody around him, as a remnant of his guilt for being so mean in his past life. It's alsowwhy he became a Cop.

Jason is undecided. Maybe he is still a friend to Danny, but he met him when he died and Danny found him while wandering. He considered him a little brother before he was resurrected and lost his memories. Or maybe he was another of Danny's friends, idk.

Alfred used to be Mr Lancer, and he has always had a weird talent for dealing with chaotic and freakishly strong teenagers. He also has a Love for helping children down on their luck.

Steph could have been Star, who rekindled her friendship with Danny after a few years as well. I honestly just like the idea of Danny's bullies becoming his friends after getting their life together.

I don't know about many of the others

This could then go 2 ways

Option 1:

When Danny discovers that his Family has all Reincarnated, he decides to Reincarnate as well to be with them again. With the help of Clockwork, he becomes Damian Al Ghul, born only a little time after his other family and friends.

He makes it so that he will slowly regain his memories and powers over his lifetime until he hits the age of 14, the age he was when he died.

The other Batfamily Members are confused, because Damian all of a sudden called a Family Meeting, and began telling them a story about how they were all the reincarnations of the mortal friends and family of the Ghost King. And that he is the Ghost King as well.

And it makes sense for some reason, they have all had vivid dreams of past lives, or skills and abilities that they don't remember picking up.

They slowly accept his story and the story continues from there.

Option 2:

Danny just goes directly to them after figuring it out, and the Batclan is suddenly visited by the God King of the Afterlife shouting about how he finally found his family.

Danny is just happy to be there, while the others are looking at bruce like "Oh my god, his Adoption Addiction has gotten so strong that the souls of the dead are being adopted by him"

And Danny is meeting his new brother Damian.

Or, Bonus Option

Danny goes to meet with them, then Damian walks in and pulls him aside. Tells him to ask for Clockwork to Reincarnate him, and pushes him through a portal.

A combination where Danny meets them, and then after he meets them goes back in time and Reincarnates himself as Damian.

#Dp X dc #DC X DP #Danny phantom #DC #Dcu #Reincarnation #The batfamily are confused #Why is this kid telling them that they have past lives #And why does it make sense!? #After the reveal danny just shows up at the Watchtower as Damian but in his ghost form #And the League are just like “did your kids die again?! Oh no!” #And Bruce is just there like “no no this is normal” #And Constantine is wondering why the Batfamily suddenly feels like they are a bit more eldritch each time he meets them #He finally knows and it terrifys him that Batman technically has jurisdiction over his soul #Since his son own his soul and he can just ask his son to borrow it #I need somebody to write this!!!

[pixiesfz]

bestfriends sister j.f x r

plot: After one huge Chelsea win Sam's sister doesn't wake up in her room, months later she does the same thing, but she doesn't know if she want's that to be a daily occurrence.

warning: mentions of smut, alcohol, drinking, reader is Sam Kerr's younger sister. Time line doesn't add up but live the fantasy this is LONG

You jumped up and down next to Kristie when the last seconds played out "Holy fuck!" you screamed, your Aussie accent clear to anybody near you.

"Go Sam!" Kristie called out for her girlfriend as you both clapped, the Australian looked your way, she had happy tears in her eyes and her smile was as big as you've ever seen.

You were quickly allowed to go down to the ground and both of you ran up the tunnel. You were running so quickly that you ran into someone.

"oh my god I am so sorry," A Canadian voice told you as you nodded "No you're fine I wasn't looking" you laughed with blushed cheeks.

You knew Jessie, she was on your sisters team but you weren't sure if she knew you, your socials were private and Sam only posted the family every now and then.

This is the first time you would be physically meeting the team.

"y/n you coming!" Kristie yelled out and you and Jessie looked at her "Go see her!" you yelled out and turned to Jessie "They'll probably be on top of each other and I'll be ignored if we go out there together" you laughed and Jessie looked you up and down "You know Sam?" she asked.

"Yeah she's my sister" you smiled and Jessie looked down embarrassed "I should've known that" she said "now I seem like a bad friend" you laughed.

How could I forget a face like hers, Jessie thought.

"Don't worry I'm on a spontaneous trip and decided to come to London" you shrugged and she smiled. You both turned your heads to more Chelsea players running behind you or calling out to Jessie.

"I should go"

"I should go"

You both spoke at the same time before laughing.

Jessie was very pretty you thought even when all hot and sweaty.

You were about to offer to walk together but your name was screamed so loudly.

It was Sam who saw you at the start of the tunnel. Your sister whom you hadn't seen in about a year "Sam!" you yelled back before running to her and giving her a big hug "Congratulations!" you yelled before she dropped you "We won the super league!" she yelled as if she finally had realized what happened "yes you did" you told her.

She looked like a child who had just gotten a puppy "Are you going to celebrate with us?" she asked and you nodded "fuck it, sure" you told her and she cheered again.

You were interrupted by an excited Millie Bright "Y/N KERR NO WAY!"

You left Sam's house in a rush she had offered for you to stay in her guest room, but you had taken a nap and completely forgot what time you had to be at the event to celebrate Chelsea's win so now here you were quickly gathering your purse and downing a shot of vodka for confidence.

You grabbed an Uber and were dropped off at the bar. All you saw was blue before you saw your sister and Kristie talking at the bar "You really took painting the town blue too seriously didn't you?" you joked before your sister laughed very drunkenly.

You and Kristie looked at each other with your brows shot up "Here maybe give y/n your next shot?" Kristie asked "Give her two she's not a lightweight" Sam said as she gave you two shots which you downed "You Australians" Kristie muttered under her breath before you went off to Millie who you did know.

"Millzy" you sang out as the girl gave you a hug "y/n/n" she laughed "how many shots have you had?" she asked "Three" you counted "how long have you been here?" she asked again, teasing you "like five minutes" you said and you both laughed "Everyones drinking until their livers die" Millie said before you both went off to see others.

Millie wasn't kidding almost every team mate you met were certainly not going to remember you the next day.

"Y/n I didn't know if you would be coming," Jessie said when we reached her "I suppose it could be fun," you said as Millie left to go save a tipsy Lauren James from posting a drunk video on Instagram.

"You wanna go get a drink?" you asked and she nodded and followed you along "how long are you in London for?" she asked "not that long I'm leaving in three days to go back home for my job" you explained as you reached the bar and asked for two drinks

"What's your job?" Jessie asked "I'm a writer but for sports, Sam may have got the muscles for sport but I got the brains" you joked and you both laughed.

When you grabbed the drinks from the bartender you tried to ignore the stare that Jessie had on your body. You wore a black dress that shaped your body.

When you turned to her with a smirk she knew she had been caught "Do you like what you see Jessie?" you said as she blushed "Sorry you just look hot- beautiful!" she cut herself off "I meant to say beautiful" she clarified as you nodded your head and took a sip out of your drink.

"You look pretty hot too" you flirted and Jessie blushed trying not to make eye contact with you.

It was clear from then on that you both found each other attractive and your sister Sam was too drunk to even notice whenever she saw the two of you being touchy.

Kristie did though.

"Are you coming home with us tonight?" she asked you as you went to the toilet, you looked back at Jessie who was buying you two more drinks, and shrugged "I'm not sure" you slurred, your alcohol now taking control over you.

You in fact did not go home with them.

Instead, you were in an apartment with Jessie's fingers entangled in your hair as you made out next to her apartment door, it didn't take long until your mouths were on each other.

Your glances to each other throughout the whole night had you craving for her and apparently you had the same effect on her

You had Jessie pinned to the wall as you both fought for domination of the kiss, Jessie tugged on your hair and you moaned letting her have access to explore your mouth.

She took her hands out of your hair and grabbed your waist and pushed you off of her and grabbed your hand as she lead you somewhere "bedroom" was all she said before you felt her mouth on you again.

When you woke up the next morning your head hurt like crazy but when you went to move you found yourself trapped under a beautiful half naked woman.

Jessie.

Your sisters teammate you realized

She was already awake and looking up at you. "Does your head hurt just as much as mine?" she asked groggily and you smirked "I don't know I don't remember you complaining" you said and Jessie rolled her eyes playfully "So you don't regret last night?" she asked "no" you replied "do you?"

"no" she smiled "but I am scared of your sister," she said before moving up closer to you "She doesn't have to know," you told her as you looked down at her lips "So you're only here for three more days?" she asked also looking at your lips "three more days that I can spend with you" you declared before she put her lips on yours again.

That was one year ago and now you were watching your sister play in the World cup since it was hosted in Australia. You had watched her play Ireland and now Canada. When the teams lined up you smiled at your sister who had the captains arm band strapped around her arm.

You let your eyes scan over to Canada's team which you promised yourself you wouldn't but the curiosity of seeing Jessie again took over you.

You remember those three days in London very well, whether you spent them at Sams or with Jessie. You didn't just sleep with Jessie for 70 hours straight though you wished you could. She took you out to see more of London, though your sister didn't know anything about this.

Then you got the job offer to write about women's football in England which you almost agreed to on the spot, you fell in love with London when you went and when you told your sister she couldn't have been more happier to have family with her in London.

You saw Jessie running drills with her team before the game started and you looked at her with a smile, she was searching the crowd, was she looking for you? You didn't know.

You jumped up and down with your family as Australia scored another goal unfortunately kicking Canada out of the race. Your cheers quickly stopped as you saw Jessie on the field she played amazing, it just wasn't in her teams favor.

You excused yourself and made your way into the tunnels, showing security your ID and pass to go see the players, you usually would only use it to see Sam but you wanted to see if Jessie was okay, you wanted her to know that someone wasn't disappointed at her.

You caught her after an interview, she had tears in her eyes and she was wiping her face. You stepped towards her "Hey" you softly muttered and she turned to you "oh" she said in shock "hey I should've expected to see you here" she said with a small smile "well it was nice to see my country win but you were definitely putting on the pressure" you told her with a smile

"Yeah but the score-" "Score doesn't mean anything" you finished her sentence for her "You played amazing honestly, I've been researching more on soccer and watching some games and you're really good Jess"

The nickname rolled off your tongue "Well it was nice to see you again" Jessie smiled, still wiping off tears from her face but now they were from your compliment "You should probably go celebrate with Sam" she said

"I have all the time in the world to celebrate with Sam, do you want me to wait out the back?" you asked "You need someone to help you know how good you were out there," you told her with a soft smirk which she blushed at "okay" she said and you nodded "see you out there".

When she walked out she still looked defeated but you heald out a pack of Tim Tams that you had bought for the game but didn't eat.

"A piece offering?" she laughed to herself as she grabbed it off you "I know technically being Australian makes me the enemy but I am also the best at making people feel better about themselves.

When she drove you back to her hotel room you both sat at her mini bar kitchen and ate tim tams. "Did you ever tell Sam?" you asked and she crossed her head "I haven't been able to look her straight in the eye without looking like I'm hiding something" she smiled "have you?" she asked "Well you're alive and standing so no"

You didn't need any drinks this time for you two to end up in Jessie's bed, you two were just lying in it with your hands playing with Jessie's strands of hair.

Jessie looked up to you "thankyou" she told you and you smiled at her "Well I'll be seeing you more often so I thought I should be more nice to you" you smiled and she turned her body to yours "what do you mean?" she asked "I'm moving to London for work, writing for the wsl" you smiled "really?"

"yeah do you want me to write well about you even if you play shit" you joked and she moved closer to you "what would I need to do for you to write well about me?" she asked as she stroked your cheek.

"I can be persuaded"

Her lips were on yours shortly after that but it was softer Jessie had your hands in hers as you straddled her lap.

Jessie pulled away "wait" "yeah" you breathed out as your faces were still so close "does this mean I can take you out on a date in London?"

You sat up "You want to take me on a date?" you asked and she nodded "What about Sam?" you asked and Jessie smirked

"Like you said she doesn't have to know"

You reattached your lips to hers and once again in the morning, you woke up in a bed that wasn't yours.

Now a couple months later you and Jessie have kept in contact, you gave her your number after the World Cup. You started living at Sam's until you found a place of your own.

You were grabbing the keys to your work car when Sam came out of her room "where are you going?" she asked

a date with your teammate

no, well specifically your tenth date with her teammate.

"out with a friend I met last time I was here," you said "Well you look like you dressed for a date" she pointed out "Can't a girl have some attention" you joked and Sam rolled her eyes "Not if I don't have approval first" Sam defended and you rolled your eyes

"Last three girlfriends I've had you scared them off"

"That was the test and they didn't pass it"

It grew harder and harder for you and Jessie to tell Sam you were 'dating' because every time you were close to telling her she would grow overprotective and you could imagine Jessie's head on a chopping board with your sister holding a knife ready to chop down.

"Well it's not a date" you told your sister who nodded "Well I'm going out for a team bonding tonight so please don't bring anyone home, you are not allowed to have sex in this house"

"I am four years younger than you I am twenty six" you said and she grabbed her keys "don't care" she sang out as she left the house.

Jessie told you about how she had to lie about getting sick with a 'stomach bug' this morning so she could miss out on team bonding.

So instead you picked her up at her house and drove to a nice restaurant "I love that dress on you" Jessie complimented as she held out a seat for you "and I love when you compliment me" you smiled as she sat down "such a fancy place" you said as you looked around "yeah I uhm thought we could do something a bit formal" she said with a blush "I love it".

It wasn't until the date was over and you and Jessie were walking along the block near the restaurant that you could feel Jessie slow down. You laughed thinking she had tripped but when you turned around she was still "Jess-" "be my girlfriend?"

"what?" you asked at her suddenness "be my girlfriend you practically already are," she said and you smiled and kissed her "of course I'll be your girlfriend," you told her and you kissed her again.

On the way to drop Jessie off you had both decided mentally that you were going to be staying over by the way Jessi gripped your thigh whilst you drove.

You had never kissed Jessie so hard "I do love this dress but I would love it better off" Jessie teased and you rolled your eyes "so cheesy" but you did as she said loving the way Jessie immediately attacked your boobs with her mouth.

You both were cuddling on the bed "That was the best sex I've ever had" you said and Jessie smiled with her head in the crook of your neck "Imagine if we ever get engaged" she laughed "I won't be able to walk for a week" you said "I was that good huh?" Jessie asked with a smirk "Don't flatter yourself" and the doorbell went

"must be food I'll get it"

"I love post sex food" your now girlfriend said as she walked into the bathroom. You picked up one of Jessie's oversized training tops and you put your underwear back on.

You did have a 'I just had sex' look on but it was just the post guy so you didn't really care.

When the knocking continued a voice called out

"Jessie you couldn't eat this food so I'm bringing the food to you-"

When you opened the door you did not expect to see your sister on the other side, both your eyes widened and you saw Sam's eyes travel to your shirt, lack of pants and your hair which looked like a birds nest.

"Sam-"

"YOU'RE A DEAD WOMAN FLEMING!"

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[lazycats-stuff]

hi I love your posts and I wanted to ask if you could do batfamily x newest batbro who was created to be a weapon and when bruce saves him and makes him have a childhood he couldn't make choices like the demon slayer kanao please

Hi! I'm glad you like my posts. I would like to state that I have never watched Demon Slayer, but I went on Demon Slayer wiki to get some info, so if there are some incorrect details, my apologies.

Summary: (Y/N) never had a choice. Bruce decides to change that.

Warnings: pure abuse, (Y/N) is a weapon for his father, Bruce and the boys are giving (Y/N) a new childhood, (Y/N) is slowly getting accustomed to his new life, (Y/N) trying new things...

In life, you often don't have a choice where you end up and who your parents are. You often don't have a choice. (Y/N) didn't have a choice. A life full of violence and overall dear and submission. Even the slightest sound of fear or pain could get you in trouble.

He has been training with the others ever since he could remember. As far as he knew, he was in a program that created weapons. Human weapons to be more precise. The program's enemy?

The Justice League.

He is the only survivor of the program's regime and training. There were kids with him too, but they were just weak. (Y/N) remembered one morning where they were all blue and just cold to the touch. (Y/N) had no reaction to it.

Why would he?

And reaction will get him beaten and maybe drowned as a form of punishment. Well, not a maybe, it's a sure for drowning. (Y/N) often thought to himself that they had a list full of punishments. He wouldn't be surprised.

He rarely got punished, because he has learnt what will happen when he decided to fight back. He shuddered every time he has remembered the punishment he got the first time he tried to fight back.

It's better if he doesn't remember.

That punishment broke him. Whatever he was before that punishment, he wasn't anymore. He became a shell of himself, allowing them to break him in and build him back up again, just like they all wanted.

Who was behind the project, he didn't know. But did it matter anyway? He is going to stay in the program for the rest of his life or rather until he is alive.

There was time when he thought he was going to die. Oddly enough, he didn't hope to die that day. (Y/N) never thought about killing himself.

They broke his spirit and soul and yet again put him back together.

Now that was something that only truly bad people can do. (Y/N) accepted it. He couldn't do anything else, could he? If he escaped they would have tracked him down and he would be dead for sure. (Y/N) accepted his fate, not knowing that the Justice League caught wind of this program and were ready to just take them all down.

On a mission gone wrong (Y/N) was caught by Batman and for the first time ever, (Y/N) became afraid. He didn't show any type fear, but deep down he wanted to hide.

He heard stories about Batman and how he works. Not to mention his kids... Especially Robin. (Y/N) knew who Ra's al Ghul was and how ruthless his assassins are. Robin is no different.

(Y/N) remembers waking up in a cell, a warm blanket over him. He doesn't remember having a blanket back in the program. A sheet would be pure mercy and some sort of heating?

A pure miracle.

(Y/N) remembers sitting up, confused as to why his enemies are treating him better than his own handlers. But that could be a ploy to get him to talk. Instead of torturing, he would get treated nicely.

Not happening.

(Y/N) rubbed his eyes as he stood up, moving closer to the glass panels. Well, they seemed like glass, but they are strong. (Y/N) looked for a way out, but had none.

(Y/N) sighed quietly as he sat back down. Oh this is just great. There is no way out and he is going to get tortured. He closed his eyes as he mentally prepared himself.

He opened them when he heard somebody coming. It was Batman himself, standing in all of his glory.

" I'm not going to talk. " (Y/N) declared and Batman simply took a chair and sat down.

" You don't have to (Y/N). I have all the information that I need my other heroes are going after the person running it. In a few hours the program will be gone and forgotten in history. " Batman declared and (Y/N) was shocked to say the least.

" What? " (Y/N) asked as he couldn't contain his surprise.

" Yes. Soon enough no one will remember the program. After knowing what they do to children, I am more than satisfied. Now there is a question as to what to do with you. " Batman said and (Y/N)'s interest got peaked.

What is that supposed to mean?

" You won't be able to function if you are let in the real life. Now, the other course of action is for you to live with someone. I have decided to take you in. " Batman said and (Y/N) was shocked.

" No. " (Y/N) said quickly. Not happening.

" Yes. You will have to stay here for a few more days until a few things are clarified and set. " Batman said as he stood up. (Y/N) watched him leave.

Oh God.

(Y/N) had to sit back down. He really did. The program will be dead in just a few hours...

Is this what freedom tastes and feels like?

And to stay with Batman, one of the people who made the League, his enemy... (Y/N) shook his head as he laid down. This few minutes are a rollercoaster of emotions and it's just something that (Y/N) didn't feel in a very long time.

(Y/N) is usually a few steps ahead of his targets and there was nothing that could surprise him. But now? He wasn't in control anymore, not that he was anyway, but when he was in the field, he had a certain degree of control.

Now he was stripped from any type of control and any sense of comfort was gone. Having control, a little degree, was comforting enough to (Y/N).

But now, everything was gone. The life he knew was gone.

(Y/N) came to live in the manor a few days later, the boys knowing exactly who he was and what has happened with him. Bruce told them to be nice and tone down everything until he got comfortable. Alfred agreed, knowing that (Y/N) had to be afraid of the change.

Now, Bruce and Alfred had agreed on one thing. And that was something called a choice. Alfred and Bruce gave him his first choice when he was allowed to choose his room. (Y/N) was confused as to how he could choose.

It's just a room, why would it matter? Although, (Y/N) did choose in the end a view with the front of the house. The reason was of strategic reasons, (Y/N) has said and Bruce and Alfred are just fine with that.

It's a step in the right direction.

Jason came by a little bit later, helping him choose some of Jason's old clothing. That was a temporary solution. When (Y/N) slowly got accustomed to the new life, they would go to buy some more clothes.

(Y/N) was slowly slow in picking, but Jason didn't mind. He waited patiently, even offering some of his own advice. Which color is good for his eyes, what would be comfortable to wear around the house... Everything he could think off.

(Y/N) was still suspicious and didn't trust anyone in the house. He didn't like how everyone was pretending to be nice to him. Just be pissed at him and what not. That would make (Y/N) feel better.

Not this.

Dick often asked him if he wanted to learn something about gymnastics, showing him what he could do. (Y/N) was impressed, but has said that those just your average moves in gymnastics. For the record, those weren't any type of average moves. Those were just some of the most awesome moves that (Y/N) has ever seen.

Of course, (Y/N) would never admit it, but still. He can think to himself that is cool. Since that he wasn't really trained in gymnastics, he wanted to do it. It looked like flying and like a test of strength.

Tim was just there helping him with TV shows. Every now and them, he would just take a break from working on cases and working overall and that was broken by watching different TV shows or cartoons, depending on what he finds. That break thing was put there by Bruce and Alfred enforced it.

You don't want to piss Alfred off.

(Y/N) found himself in the living room by accident and was interested by the fact that Tim was watching cartoons. Tim invited him and (Y/N) sat down on the far end of the couch. Tim started the original Snow White from the beginning and and (Y/N) was in love with the cartoons.

Of course he told Tim it was stupid and a waste of time. Tim didn't say anything, instead quietly gathered them on an USB when they were done and when Tim was in his room, simply leaving the USB in (Y/N)'s room subtly.

(Y/N) and Tim never spoke of it again.

Damian has started showing (Y/N) his favorite books, saying that he is the only one who is intelligent in this household. Of course, Alfred is an exemption to that rule. (Y/N) had to unwillingly admit that he didn't read any books when he was growing up.

Damian already knew the answer, but didn't push it or show the signs of knowing. He just got a stack from the library and showed him a couch where he could lay and read. (Y/N) took the books and started reading it.

It has become a nightly thing for both of them, just reading in silence, normally drinking something during it. The two don't really speak about it, they just hang out and that is just about it. It brought them together silently.

Alfred was teaching him how to cook. He started with some simple recipes and slowly moved on to more complex recipes. Alfred saw that he was a fast learner and the two were often found together cooking and just experimenting in the kitchen.

And Bruce?

He helped him with just socializing outside of the house. It has started with just other superheroes and it soon turned into full on sessions to speak. (Y/N) was slowly getting more comfortable and Black Canary was helping him out with therapy. He was against it at first, but has decided to confront his demons.

Slowly but surely, he is getting more and more comfortable and slowly started discovering his personality. Black Canary has even given a green light for (Y/N) to go to school with his peers and Bruce was all for it too. (Y/N) was nervous with the sheer suggestion and they understood.

After a few days of just thinking about it, (Y/N) has decided to go to school. It was a breath of fresh air for him, but slightly overwhelming. His eyes, trained to over analyze everything that could be a possible threat, were analyzing everything and everyone. He met a few people and Bruce was happy to hear it.

Bruce has hoped that one day he would get friends, but hey, one step at the time. Soon, (Y/N) was comfortable with physical affection such as hugs. He liked to receive hugs, especially from Bruce. Although, he is still shy about saying it outright.

Bruce didn't mind, he could see it when he wanted it and just gave him a hug. He always asked him beforehand of course. (Y/N) always had a choice and Bruce would always make sure he knew that. Always.

Soon, (Y/N) became a new vigilante, under a new name, under a new symbol. Bruce was more than proud of his son. Yes, his son. He officially adopted him and waited until his birthday to show him the adoption papers. (Y/N) cried that time in front of everyone. It was from pure happiness of course and he hugged his father, brothers and grandfather by default.

Of course, (Y/N) raised the question of how to call him. Dad? Bruce? Or just plain B?

Bruce said that everything is fine. He didn't expect that he would get called dad. Everyone shared a group hug, showing that (Y/N) he finally has a family that he could rely on. It was an emotional moment for everyone, especially for (Y/N).

After it was said and done, the cheesecake was shared amongst everyone and the celebration went well into the night. Considering that they had no neighbors so there was no complaints on that part. (Y/N) was finally happy in his life.

He finally had choices. People he could rely on. A place he could call home. But more importantly, he is happy. For the first time ever.

#dc comics #dc x male reader #x male reader #batfamily #bruce wayne x male reader #jason todd x male reader #batman x male reader #red hood x male reader #tim drake x male reader #red robin x male reader #dick grayson x male reader #nightwing x male reader #damian wayne x male reader #robin x male reader

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✎ ( 911 PILOT EPISODE STARTERS. )

a roleplay meme of quotes from the pilot episode of the first responder drama 911. WILL CONTAIN POTENTIALLY TRIGGERING QUOTES. do not steal or repost. FOR REBLOGGING ONLY.

❛ don’t worry. he’s gonna be alright. ❜ ❛ you said if i got to you in five minutes, you would be all mine. ❜ ❛ someone punch you in the face? ❜ ❛ let’s not ruin everything by actually getting to know each other. ❜ ❛ we’re living in a golden age. ❜ ❛ this woman is so far outta my league , but she’s just once-in-a-lifetime. ❜ ❛ when was the last time you ran into , or jumped into anything? ❜ ❛ i’m telling you , the uniform is a major aphrodisiac. ❜ ❛ wash your hands! we don’t know where they’ve been. ❜ ❛ this is not a family. it’s not a clubhouse. ❜ ❛ see the fire. put out the fire. the rest is blah blah. ❜ ❛ the system , and the rules are not arbitrary. ❜ ❛ you know you’re not helping him by going easy on him. ❜ ❛ he just needs a little direction. ❜ ❛ i’ll remind you that after he gets you killed. ❜ ❛ i’ll race you! ❜ ❛ race yourself rambo. ❜ ❛ who’s rambo? ❜ ❛ okay first of all , that’s awful. ❜ ❛ stand back. i got this! ❜ ❛ try to find some common sense while you’re down there. ❜ ❛ don’t we need a warrant or something? ❜ ❛ do i look like i’m asking you to make an arrest? ❜ ❛ let’s do this. ❜ ❛ it’s not working! ❜ ❛ nobody held the elevator? ❜ ❛ come on , i’m twice as fast! ❜ ❛ you’re gonna be okay. you’re gonna be great. ❜ ❛ hospital eta five minutes! ❜ ❛ there’s nothing more we can do. ❜ ❛ we did our jobs very well today. ❜ ❛ you do not get to choose who lives and who dies. ❜ ❛ you’re gonna get someone killed. ❜ ❛ i promise you , the next time you screw up. it’ll be your last. ❜ ❛ get in the truck. ❜ ❛ dude , as far as i’m concerned , the world began the day i was born. ❜ ❛ oh my god! I’m gonna start calling you snake-ipedia! ❜ ❛ why don’t i just punch it in the face? ❜ ❛ it’s not some guy at an el torito happy hour! ❜ ❛ we don’t have time for this! ❜ ❛ why is that always the first option for you white-boy , macho tough guys? ❜ ❛ guys i’m totally gonna take credit for this. it’s gonna get me laid for a week. thank you. ❜ ❛ i’m gonna skip the part where the two idiots flirt. ❜ ❛ um , did you follow me here? ❜ ❛ all that stuff weighs you down. it slows you down. ❜ ❛ if we lose a couple seconds , people die. ❜ ❛ don’t do this to me. ❜ ❛ for what it’s worth , everyone thinks it sucks. ❜ ❛ you got some skills. just not a lot of discipline. ❜ ❛ you’ve got to be kidding me. ❜ ❛ i need a favor. ❜ ❛ i’ll have something for you in less than five. ❜ ❛ all right. no heroics. don’t go chasin waterfalls. ❜ ❛ i don’t know what that means. ❜ ❛ you can’t go in there right now. ❜ ❛ i know what this looks like. ❜ ❛ you’re giving me another chance? ❜ ❛ you were right to fire me. ❜ ❛ so are we talking again? ❜ ❛ i think i’m not fired. ❜ ❛ your shifts not over yet. ❜

#roleplay memes #roleplay prompt #roleplay meme #rp meme #rp prompt #thread starters #ask memes #rp prompts #911 memes #911 rp memes #911 roleplay memes #first responder memes #911 rp prompts #911 roleplay prompts

[thegreymoon]

The Story of Minglan

Three exams down, two to go, plus I haven't made any irreversible bad decisions that will screw up my life again for years to come yet! 🎉🎉 I deserve a treat!

Go, Minglan! Destroy some evil in-laws! Make my night!

***

LMAO, Granny has an agenda 😂

IMO as a viewer, though, this guy is such a non-entity, I can't even anti-ship him like I do with Qi Heng.

***

LOL, this imbecile.

What guards? They are too busy fighting for their lives while your stupid ass is catching up on beauty sleep.

***

Well. I guess this is better than being court-martialled and beheaded.

Super unsatisfying, though.

On a happier note, Gu Tingye's beard is growing on me 😋 Also, he looks good in armour!

***

Are you kidding me?

***

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

***

Is he really going to take credit for Gu Tingye's plan?

How many episodes before this cockroach is squashed? I'm already furious!

***

Wait, did the cousin also marry someone from this ridiculous family?

Why would he do that? Have they not had enough of this stupid woman and her stupid offspring?

***

Well. He seems like a prize.

***

I am just not a fan of this entire episode. They made these people into such caricatures. All they need is an "I'M A VILLAIN" sign and we'd be all set. It is so over the top, I cannot take any of it seriously.

And, of course, the wife is meek and virtuous and obedient, and miles out of his league looks-wise. It's all just too unrealistic.

***

GIRL, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO?

With a husband like that, I feel like my vagina would permanently nail itself shut.

***

How do they know that the prostitute's baby is even his?

A prostitute by definition is not sleeping with only one man.

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Oh, that will go over well, I'm sure.

***

LOL, what even.

Ma'am, first of all, that is not his child. After three years of not being able to get his wife or multiple other concubines pregnant, he suddenly impregnated a prostitute?

Second, I would sooner die than carry this subhuman's offspring. Shulan not having kids is a blessing.

***

Wait, is Granny the Second suggesting MURDER?

Grabbing the popcorn, I am finally intrigued! 🍿🍿

#the story of minglan #tsoml ep24 #tsoml spoilers

[justageneralsimpindeed]

I JUST HAD TO WITH THIS PIC

Shigaraki Hc with a U.A Teacher !SO whos a big sweetheart to everybody but isn't a hero.

He hates you.

You being associated with heroes makes him hate you.Being sweet confuses him therefore pisses him off.

Of course you meet at U.S.J and he immediately thinks your a student because of how you're freaking out .Annoys the hell out of him.

Doesn't really care that you're a teacher he wants to kill you.

Oh your not a hero why are you here?He is the meanest motherfucker ever known.

HOWEVER,you flip a switch when you realise your students in danger,flinging yourself into dangers route the moment it sets its eyes on one of your students.

Villains,tied and struggling considering the blow to their ego that you only tied their hands and nothing else.

Literally not a kick or a punch or even a block,just a weave, tie ,sit down.

Shigaraki quickly directs nomu towards you after taking note of how many villains were being taken out by you and you start bawling.Daki tea kettle style.

Is dumbfounded,even more so when you reject help from your far superior students.

Bakugou is screaming old hag from where he is Izuku is charging at nomu trying to break his hand again,Aizawa is barely conscious trying to get grab you by the throat with his scarf because your currently being a heroic dumbass.

Shigaraki is laughing his ass off makes some game reference and you stop crying.

'Wait.You play that too?What's your user?'

Man is Flabbergasted with a capital F.

Not only did someone just ask him for his user to play with him( as he played alone ) ,but you asked him as Nomu was about to turn you into a pancake.

'Idiot.Your about to die,how can you play.'

'I don't die,I respawn.'

Congrats you've unlocked obsessed shigaraki.

After the USJ incident since All might arrived he wasn't able to give you his user aswell as being completely shooked.He stalked you.

To just when you've left U.A 'territory' as he likes to call, To just outside your bathroom as you bathe.

Nothing about him is not perverted when it comes to you.

Taking picture to jerk off to.✔

Panties thief maxed out level.✔

Pillow humping.✔

Mattress humping.✔

You bite pencils,expect to have an indirect kiss from shigaraki.

You have a controller and don't just play PC games and you've recently just touched it,expect him to use it as a vibrator.

To which he gains access to your user and he uses to play games with you as if he's a random guy and not guy whose been stalking you

Finally you two bump into each other as you try to get the latest game which the one you were reaching for was the very last copy.

'Oh sorry.You can take it.'You were mentally screaming as you agonizingly took your hand away from the game.

Shigaraki pauses getting awkardly hard at your voice mentally cussing himself out at his lack of restrain.

You instantly recognize him his name leaving your lips quietly striking shigaraki in the heart.He is a wanted man. Gotta keep the simps away

Just because you game on league of legends together doesn't mean he stops stalking you if anything its more frequent.

Sometimes he will jerk off while gaming with you.You've asked him a couple times if hes alright as he's breathing a little loud.

Other times he will cower in the corner from your sudden tantrum at your sides lag.

Games don't make you violent,lag does. Finds it slightly funny and cute after a few seconds,but mostly petrified .

He still steals your panties, jerks off to you when your in the shower or even sleeping.

However that prooves to be his down fall as one night he is just watching you sleep,admiring every inch of you when he brushes a strand of hair from your face.

You shot up like a rocket.

He runs so fast you can't even call out to him in time to wait.

More or less ghosts you out of pure embarrassment, refuses to even look at messages you sent to his DMs.And that is the last time you meet him.

That is until the forest training camp arc.

Your gonna be there. kidnap you aswell as the kid.

Gives specific instructions to not harm you making it seem you were top priority merchandise.

Purposely has you put in the other room because he knows you will start talking and people will know that you've met more than once,after you wake up.

'Shigaraki!Why weren't you responding to my texts!'

Is a little suprised how your not adressing the elephant in the room about how he stalked you.But he did exepct the unexpected so it doesn't count.

'Your not gonna talk about how I was literally in your house'

'I don't mind.If you wanted to come over you could of just asked.'

His jaw is dropped .Are you that dense?

'I don't think you understand.I literally came on your pillow'

Your simply shrug and he just leaves face red as he just told you he had been humping your pillow and you couldn't care less.

But before he can get back in the room to converse again he is yet again blocked by All might.

But this time he actually responds to his DMs and is playing games with you again.

He wonders if you've just forgetten until one day you ask him.

'Does it hurt?You know.What you said back then'

Oh MY GOD.

Gets a hard on instantly,gets flustered and he feels he's already back to his old ways.

Sensing his lack of experience and just general struggle you ask him out.

Arcade. your first date has to be an Arcade or a fun fair ,anywhere with games.

Is very awkward but he does bring you flowers,hes trying.Theyll probably be either ruined or ash because of how quick and eager he was to show up.

Very protective still. Anyone looking at you in the wrong way,will have his arm around your shoulder + deathglare.

You're the only reason why there isn't a body.well dust

Walks you home just fine case if anything happens,your too innocent in his eye7s.

Literally stands there expecting a kiss,but will never say.

You will catch on pretty quickly and a kiss is delivered.

He is shocked that he actually got one,heavily inexperienced so just ends up kissing like a puffer fish after the first few seconds of freaking out.

Movie nights,gaming sessions at your house,cafe dates are regular.Has to keep a low profile since he a villain.

You start cuddling and over time his kisses get better,ranging from forehead kisses to neck and shoulder kisses.

Hugs you from behind.and you get him gloves to ease his fear of him accidentally disintegrating you.

Don't think its all wholesome he will still grab onto your tits/chest and slighty rut his hips into you.

Is very insecure but generally gets more comfortable as your praise goes on.

If you have tits he will use them as a pillow no matter how small, if you have pecs or none will still use your chest as a pillow.Your presence and heartbeat is enough to knock him out cold.

Dating this man didn't have a apperance recommendation as anything is prettier than him thats what he thinks.

Worships you,he will either hide you from the public eye or brag and put you on display showing how he is the luckiest man in the world.

Your students have now caught on to something going on due to hickeys literally everywhere,Eri just thinks its bruises and gets concerned.

You came back crying from a cuteness overload and it somewhat indirectly fuels shigaraki want to take overhauls arms and then play 'if your happy and you know it clap your hands' in front of him.

He refuses to let you do any work when it comes to sex because to him he is undeserving.

He will rut his hips against you for your stimulation and eat you out and all other types of teasing but showing you his body is a no go.

White hair shigaraki though is a completely different library.

If he wants to fuck you he will pull you aside and blow out your back.

In a way he was completely on the giving side and now your in debt to him and that is currently costing you your spine and sooner or later he will turn you into Joe Swanson .

Oh your a virgin?Corruption kink boost.

Does like taking risks but if anyone sees you in that state it is punishable by death and it will happen.

His libido is nothing to mess with he is stressed more than he was .won't always fuck you but he will hump you or have you suck.If not he'll do it.

Oral with this man is heavenly,he can try to be soft but with those lips not happening both shigaraki's will get drunk on you.

Your game was left unattended several minutes ago.Begging was futile as shigaraki dove his tounge into your hole, absolutely ravaging you with the wet muscle."such a pretty lover"he moans as your flavour is left on his tounge when he retracts his tounge before lunging in for another taste.The vibrations of his moans and roughness of his lips has you in ecstacy as he eats you from behind. He devours you,gliding his slender thumbs along your inner thigh before a harsh slap meets your ass.A yelp escapes your lips as you quickly turn your head to face him with a pleading look.'Instead of moaning,moan my name ,it's a good use of your lovely mouth,Player 2'. You moan out his name as he begins to glip your ass with a gloved finger,his tounges pace picking up with it.How did you end up like this?All of this from a simple kiss.

If your giving it to him he will either grab your head and shove you down to gag on his cock or thrust his hips so needily into your jaw.

Foreplay is your part still slightly nervous with his quirk despite the fact he controlled it so if you like being choked,spanked,having your nips fondled, fingering and deepthroatinh his fingers he'll have atleast one finger covered.

Make out sessions are one way to die from a broken back.He gets so hooked up on your taste you would probably die from suffocation by how fast he moves his lips to your neck back to your lips and so.

Now sexy time,oh dear god after his upgrades he's got a lot of stamina if not for him being busy he would of dicked you down through the floor.

Likes missionary or any position that he can see your gorgeous face.

Bondage is on the table.

So it a pain kink and a little but of blood.

Marking,Edging ,Overstimulating definitely.

Oh you thought it was just him,nope it goes on both of your asses.

Its not just because your into it but because you want shigaraki to enjoy it even if its not your preference.

If you have a dick or are into pegging he'll probably stalk you until he is certain your going to your shared room and then sprint there.Strip,tie himself up,ass in the air with a gag,waiting for you to get home.

If you are doing this unless its your first time or you haven't had sex in a long time...

Throw the lube out the window with the condom, and just violate this man.

Pull his hair,while slightly condescending him right before praise.

He will come in seconds.

Play with his nips they are sensitive af.

Call him Baby boy,Shiggy,Babe,Player 1 or anything and he will melt in your embrace

Aftercare with shigaraki isn't the best as he cant be seen with you and is very busy but he will check if you are ok,give you a few kisses,bring a water bottle if your thirst and get the bath atleast running by the time he has to leave.

Its not the best but its sweet.

Pets,yes.

Especially small,fluffy dogs.

Any pet you have will be his therapy animal.

You once came home to see your pet sleeping on his chest with him.Cute blackmail obtained.

Babies however is complicated not the best time and your pet is basically his child.

But shigaraki doesn't like to use condoms so if you can become pregnant he will be shocked,confused,and then bolt you into a cargo ship to god knows where as long as nobody can find you.

He still isn't sure but if you want it he will try his best for you,its all for you.

Anybody who hurts you during this time is finished no matter what you say,will personally kidnap them and torture them until they give out.

It was an accident?

'There are no accidents'

-Tomura Shigaraki

#shigaraki mha #boku no hero academia shigaraki #bnha deku #bnha #bnha x reader #bnha bakugo katsuki #tomura shigaraki #shigaraki smut #shigaraki tomura #shigaraki x reader #bnha shigaraki #mha shigaraki #aizawa shouta #mha #mha shota aizawa

[jesssssssssica]

big fish gr63

they say that when you meet the love of your life, time stops. 

that’s true.

i remember the day i met your mother as if it happened only moments ago. i was standing atop the podium (having finished third), smiling as if i were on top of the world when i looked down and saw her. i remember her sporting the most beautiful blue dress that hung to her body as though it were made for her and her only, though it made me anxious that she didn’t like the silver of mercedes and instead that she favourited another team though one thing i did know, was that i was in love.

then as they all say when you meet the love of your life, time stopped. no longer was i hearing the roar of the crowd or the sound of the dutch national anthem, instead all i saw was her and all i could hear was the sound of my own heartbeat hitting my chest a hundred miles a minute. it was as though i had lost all control in my body and mind, my feet moving to leave and head towards the crowds of supporters, all of them still paused. so close and yet so far at the same time.

though they say time stops what they don’t tell you, is that once it does start back up again, it moves twice as fast to catch up, leaving me standing there, alone and hopelessly in love with a person i may never see again.

i tried though, i tried to find her, running as fast as i could to car park trying to catch a glimpse of the light blue of her dress but alas i could not find her, returning to the mercedes garage. 

i guess i didn’t have the energy to hide the glum look on my face as toto soon sits down next to me, hand resting on my shoulder analysing my features and expression before say,

“what’s the matter with you, kid?” 

“i just saw the woman i’m going to marry and i was so close to saying hello... when everything sped up.”

“tough luck but oh well life moves on and you’ll find someone else to wed.” 

i immediately start to shake my head, adamant that she’s the only one for me.

“no but that’s the thing, i don’t think i’ll ever move on and forget her so i’d rather spend the rest of my life looking for her or just die trying no in between.”

“jesus. well let me guess blue dress with y/h/c and y/e/c?”

my expression immediately shifted from melancholy to a look of joy and excitement as the description toto gives me matches up with her.

i nod frantically and repeat the word ‘yes’ over and over again as if it were a prayer.

“i know her, she’s the daughter of one of susie’s friends.”

my mouth splutters out hundreds of questions and get toto just rises from the floor and shrugs.

“don’t waste your time george, focus on the championship rather than some girl you may never see again and besides, she’s out of your league.”

as he walks away, i quickly jump up pacing myself so i can could keep up with his head start.

“what do you mea-”

“what i mean is that you don’t have a plan, your just living life as it comes towards you, i mean look at you, trying to chase some girl you saw for less than a minute? it’s crazy”

i stop and that cause toto to stop after turning around to see what had caused me to stop.

“you say i don’t have a plan but i do! i really do! i’m going to find that girl and marry her and then grow old with her in a house that looks like it’s come alive from a fairy-tale and there is no other path for me!”

toto smiles at my dedication though i don’t spare him a glance, continuing with my life plan.

“i may not know much right now but what i do know is that she is my soulmate and if you just helped me, even the tiniest bit then i would be forever in debt with you though if you don’t help me, then you would have stopped the opportunity of a love story and that’s not fair.”

“i’m not going to give out information without getting something in return george.”

that has me thinking.

“how about we make a deal, every time i get on the podium, then i get a little bit of information about her, that’s it nothing more, nothing less.”

toto takes a breath before nodding causing me to let out a sigh of relief.

we then shake hands and i finally feel as though everything is coming into place.

and from that day on, i worked day and night, finding ways to drive as fast i could, working harder than i ever had in my life, spending hours on the simulator basically becoming a different person and by the time the 2024 season started, i was unrecognisable.

of course, my season wasn’t a clean sheet, having faced some technical and engine difficulties causing me to retire early on. on those days, i would beat myself up the most, having lost the opportunity to learn more about my love, though on those weekends when i would get on the podium, i would wear the widest grin.

she was my motivation, my rock, the only thing that kept me going when the times got rough and because of her, i got six podiums that season and a win, all for her. 

over the season i found out meaningless pieces of information and yet i cherished the information so very dearly. over the season, i learnt a lot but never her name or where on earth i could find her, what i did learn was;

that she loved music

was going to university

favourite animal was an otter

liked watching tv

favourite colour was y/f/c

and that her favourite flower was the daffodil, a flower that would forever be my favourite as well. 

it felt as though ever since the day that time stopped, time was taunting me by going ever so slowly, making me feel as though minutes were hours and days were weeks but if this was gods challenge to see if i was the right one for their angel then i would go to hell and back for her, because i would do anything for her.

then it happened. 

i learnt her name and where i could find her.

toto walks into my room, not bothering to knock, which after many frequent occurrences, i had gotten used to and says, 

“her name is y/n y/l/n and she goes to auburn, although the terms coming to a close soon, so if you want to speak to her, you better go quickly.”

at the time toto came into my room, i was laying down on my bed, scrolling through my instagram, occasionally liking a post and putting a comment, bored out of my mind though by the time toto had finished his sentence, i had sat up, making direct eye contact with the man, acting as if he had cured me of my illness, though i’m sure him giving me the information that would lead me to love of my life is pretty much on par. 

i left the very next day, as soon as the sunday race had ended and the summer break started, saying my goodbyes to everyone, before taking a moment to realise how this was it. this was the start of the beginning. 

i stood outside her door for what felt like hours (when it was really minutes) psyching myself with words of motivation, grasping a bouquet of daffodils in my hand. 

‘she’s on the other side of this door’ i remember myself thinking, taking large breathes of air, trying desperately to ground myself before suddenly knocking my fist against the door.

it creaks open to reveal her. 

her in all her beauty, dressed in white like the angel that she is. if i were a stranger, i would’ve believed that i had died and gone to the gates of heaven, hell i sometimes find myself wondering that to this day. 

her eyes show a sign of confusion, probably from the fact that the man from that one race was turning up at her door, which causes me to chuckle nervously, which then in turn causes her to also laugh, a sound that i have loved ever since that moment, which causes me to speak to my heart’s content.

“yo- you don’t know me, but my name is george russell and i am madly in love with you. i know that may sound crazy and scary, but i have pushed so hard to win for you and to get the chance to talk to you, i’ve been called all the names possible and have heard every insult a person can make but i’m here now and that is all that matters because i know that you’re the only woman for me and that you’re the woman that i’m meant to marry and grow old with. i’ve known that for a while, ever since the day of the race, the one that you attended. i’ve known ever since the moment we made eye contact, me from atop the podium and you in the crowd of people. surely that’s a sign in itself! either way, if i didn’t know before, i definitely known now.”

silence. 

i look at her face and all i can see is sorrow as she utters out the words, 

“i’m sorry.” 

my eyebrows furrow, before i shrug it off and say,

“you don’t need to apologise to me, in fact i feel like the happiest man you'll ever see!”

y/n starts to shake her head, raising her hand onto the door frame, revealing a diamond ring, an engagement ring.

“no i’m sorry”, she starts, face showing nothing but remorse “i... i’m engaged to be wed.” 

time stops again, though this time all i can see is my hands surrounded by blurriness and all i can hear is my heavy breathing, chest moving up and down quicker and quicker as seconds passed. 

it takes me a few seconds to pull myself back into reality, though i continue to avoid eye contact with her, embarrassed beyond compare.

“oh” i utter, cheeks flushed.

“you’re wrong though,” i look up as she says those words, “i do know you, at least by reputation. you’re the george russell from king’s lynn. i’m actually engaged to boy from there, tom danes. i think he was in the year above?”

i try and recall the name tom danes, thinking back to my younger years.

‘oh yes, tom danes.’

tom danes was an averagely normal man, someone that i competed against in my early karting days (someone that i would always beat no matter what). when i think about tom danes, i will always remember how he would always throw a tantrum, whenever anyone apart form him would win, obviously embarrassed at his lack of skill. i guess tom danes was the real winner in the end.

“well, i’m sorry to have bothered but congratulations.” 

i turn around and start walking, unsure where i’m meant to go now, though i can hear the giggles of her roommates, well at least i did until they were shushed up.

i learnt that day that fate has a cruel way of circling around you. after dangling this beautiful woman in front of me and making me work so hard to get to her, i learnt the hard truth that she was now engaged to one of the world’s biggest jerks. 

that wasn’t the only thing i learnt that day, i also learnt that there’s a time when a man needs to fight, and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny is lost, that the ship has sailed, and that only a fool would continue.

the truth is though, i’ve always been a fool.

this is why i turned around and screamed with all my strength,

“y/n y/l/n! i love you! and i am going to marry you!”

because it was true,

i do have to admit that the ways i tried to woo her were a bit out of character for me, what with me sabotaging her teachers powerpoint with a slide confessing my love for her but if her face was anything like i imagined it to be, both horrified yet excited at the same time, then it would be all worth it. 

the next thing i did, took me loads of effort, having to get a plane to fly over her campus, painting a love heart in the air with both of our initials in the middle, making her know that the heart wasn’t just for anyone. 

the final thing i did was something anyone would like, a sea of their favourite flowers, which to her was daffodils. i looked up the symbolism of daffodils and found out they represented new beginnings, which i think is fitting, seeing as she was my new beginning. 

i remember looking at her face when she opened the window, shocked beyond compare and yet so happy, wearing a smile that was as bright as the sun, my sun. 

i never told her that i’d been there for six hours on the off chance she was an early riser, which she wasn’t. 

“daffodils?” she says, her voice raspy. 

“they’re your favourite flower” is my response, being the only words i can put together in that moment. 

“b-but how’d you find so many?”

“i rang every florist nearby, told them that this way the only way i could get my wife to marry me and then here we are.”

i didn’t know it at the time but a tear had fallen from her eye once i had said those words, obviously shocking her to the core that someone would do such a thing for her. 

“you don’t even know me!”

“that’s true, but i have a whole lifetime to learn about you.”

“y/n!” a voice rings out, which causes y/n to snap back into reality and out of the world that consisted of just us. 

“that’s tom, please promise me that you won’t hurt him.” her voice has a tone of urgency obviously desperate to keep things civil no matter what happens. 

i bow my head before saying, “well of course, if that’s what you want, i promise.”

i turn my head slowly to face tom for the first time in decades and see the pissed off looks he bears on his face, storming towards my garden of daffodils.

“russell!” he says, panting in anger.

“tom.” i say back with a calm tone.

“what the hell do you think you’re doing? she’s my girl! mine!”

how very rude of him to objectify an angel when really if anything he was hers, much below her level of beauty and power.

“i didn’t know she belonged to anybody.”

before anything else can happen, tom punches me right in the face though i make no effort to fight back, as i had promised, which in turn causes tom to punch me again.

“stop it!” y/n screams, trying desperately to stop tom, though he doesn’t listen.

“what’s the matter russell? too scared to fight back?”

i just shake my head. 

“i promised i wouldn’t.”

tom just smiles at the opportunity, kicking me in the ass ten times over and though i was the one that got the beating that day, it was tom dane that was the loser in the end. 

“tom!” 

tom stops and faces y/n, watching as she yanks the ring off of her finger and throwing it at him, causing a roar of ‘oooo’s’ and ‘aaahs’ from the crowd. 

“i will never marry you.”  

“what you love this guy or something?”

“why yes. he’s practically a stranger and i prefer him to you,”

tom storms off, though not before giving me another punch to the face for good measure. 

y/n kneels down next to my head and takes a look at my badly bruised face, sighing as she says,

“what do i have to do for you to stop?”

“go out with me.” 

“okay.”

as it turned out, y/n was able to keep her date at the chapel, only with a change in the groom and it all started when time stopped. 

#george russel imagine #f1 imagines #f1 imagine

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The Heat of Adam (Teth-Adam x FemReader) (SPOILERS) (R-RATED) (PART 2)

Alright guys, here's PART 2! I've been quite sick so please bare with me as I try to write these beautiful ideas on my laptop! Also thank you so much to those who truly found this story a good read, love you all!!

And yes there will be a part 3!

PART 1 PART 3

-Currently you are the sister-in-law to Isis, the woman who found the tomb of Teth-Adam. You are the sister of the deceased husband of Isis and the only living aunt of Among, Isis and your brothers son. You felt for Adam during your time with him knowing all along that he was filled with more good than bad. During your journey with him and your family, you finally knew you cared for him more than you should...-

After internally admitting your feelings for the hero you were now waiting for the perfect moment to admit how you felt to him. You knew it would be difficult, especially knowing his past and what the poor man went through with his previous family. Not that you were saying you’d want to start one with him but, you know, maybe he could start something with you?  

You were with him hours ago when he admitted to wanting to spend more time with you. That, you obviously didn’t deny. He sat with you at the foot of the throne talking and giving you an insight into his past, even spoke briefly about his wife and son that he thought he allowed to die. That, he blamed himself for. You knew there was nothing he could’ve done, or anyone for that matter because after all everyone was still human. For him, it was a mistake he truly wasn’t going to make again. And he made that perfectly clear to you. He confessed he enjoyed speaking to you about anything and everything and he was grateful for the things your family had done for him and you for always being there and showing you how the world changed, how his world has changed.  

Then it came to the hardest thing you think he had to do yet, he confessed that he would have to go away for a while and discuss a few things with ‘important’ people. And he won’t be back until those discussions are over. In your mind you thought the Justice League finally snatched him up, but he quickly shut that idea down when it presented itself with Superman. Khandaq only had a hero for a few days and already the world was snatching him for itself, well the damn Justice League was. And you, left with nothing but the ghost of him until he returns.  

First, you brother was taken and killed, your nephew gets kidnapped but thankfully saved and now the only man you’ve ever felt something for was leaving. Oh, how cruel the world could be. 

You sat in the living room early that morning when Adam dropped you off through the hole in the wall by the shabby balcony, saying he’d visit before he departed. After spending those few hours just talking to him and hanging by the thread trying not to fall asleep, he called it a day and flew you home where you found yourself more awake than ever after he flew away. 

You were in a dream-like state replaying the conversation earlier that morning before the sun rose. He kept telling you that when he returned, he’d be a better man than how he was currently. He even asked you to wait for him... did that mean he liked you too? You wanted to ask him so much what he meant by what he said but you couldn't muster up the words to do so. 

“Auntie? When did you get home? I didn’t hear you come in,” Amon, holding his skateboard under one arm and his backpack slung over the other. He looked ready to start his day as usual.  

You glanced back at him with a small smile, even reached a handout for him that he took without hesitation. Though he was a tad confused and a bit worried, you were the fun aunt not the mood dampening aunt. Looking at him reminded you why you never had kids of your own, too much emotion was needed to raise a child and you thought you could never do it in your line of work. But seeing Amon like this caring and comforting you made you realize maybe one kid wouldn’t hurt. After all, if your brother could raise a family, why couldn’t you? 

“Are...you okay auntie?” His brows furrowed in concern while the corner of his mouth tilted up trying to smile a bit hoping to ease this atmosphere of longing you created.  

“After the events of yesterday I’m more than alright. I was so glad that we saved you before anything worse happened. Adam...Black Adam is a hero, without him I’m not sure we’d save you,” Amon smiled warmly at you before dropping to one knee beside where you sat placing his skateboard down and looking up at you. 

“You saved me too, Auntie. You’re a hero too. After dad...died. It was hard on both me and mom, but mom took it the hardest. Then you started living with us and it felt like Dad never left. You helped mom find justice for him and while you did that, you guys found Teth- Adam! I mean, you are the reason he even stayed here in Khandaq,” Amon looked more bewildered with every word that left his mouth. It warmed your heart seeing him like this, and it was all thanks to Adam. Though one thing did stick out about what he said.  

With furrowed brows you asked him, “What do you mean he stayed because of me? He stayed because this is all he’s known...for the time being,”  

Amon gave you a knowing look and shook his head, he looked like he had a secret he wasn’t going to tell you,” Auntie, Black Adam wouldn’t have stayed here in the city if it weren't for you,” The young boy stood back up and placed a solemn hand on your shoulder feigning pity, “Just wait ‘till he tells you because I don’t like meddling in adult stuff.” 

You sat there staring pan faced at your nephew trying to understand what exactly this kid was saying at eight or nine in the morning. Your brain wasn’t functioning quickly enough for him, so he shakes his head, picks up his skateboard and heads towards the apartment door. 

“Amon you better not be pulling my leg here or I swear no more late-night secret comms tapping.” Slowly you came to a stand and narrowed your tired eyes at him and all he did was snicker. 

“Auntie, I’m not sure if adults still call it this but... Black Adam does like you. He’s just, how do you say, like a rock. Stubborn and doesn’t admit it easily like a normal person just give him time.” 

You didn’t realize it then, but Teth- Adam left a big mark in not only your life but in your families lives as well. It was going to be a hard... goodness however long he was going to be away. You just hoped by the time he comes back things, feelings will be the same and that finally you could tell him just how much you care for him. 

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ONE YEAR AND A FEW MONTHS LATER  

As it turns out after saving a few cities with the help of the Justice League Black Adam was getting a handle of this superhero stuff. But the damage, the intel you worked for, was taken for granted. You had hoped that he wouldn’t be over glorified like all those red, white, blue washed heroes but turns out he was slowly becoming just like them.  

The real heroes were the ones who rebuilt, sacrificed their very lives for information that delt damage to their enemies. Who killed their enemy. Yet, the root of evil keeps coming back with more heads after one was slain. So many people suffered because of these decisions, people without power never lasted long in this world, it just wasn’t fair.  

Now, you who worked for a secret organization had an insight into everything these heroes did thanks to a leak in Amandas Wallers systems, you knew what the heroes knew so that meant your organization did too. With vital information like this you could easily sell it to the highest bidder on the blackest market known to man or do the good thing and use it to your advantage. Of course, you were the good doer and used it to better the lives of people who were done wrong by heroes and their mottos.  

Shifting the black hot liquid in the mug you and Isis, your sister-in-law, watched the news in your new boxed tv. Her brother managed to scrape together some electronic parts to fix a semi modern tv up. Amon was currently in school, so he didn’t have that pleasure to witness the little surprise that was in store for the adults that morning.  

After a year of a no call no letter and even a no show of Adam you simply gave up. You tried to contact him without raising suspicion or alarms in your direction, but you heard nothing back from him. Even when you went away to America on a solo mission, you were so close to his floating form that you called to him, but he did not answer. Right then you knew this was not the Black Adam that asked you to wait for him, this was Americas Black Adam. And with a heavy heart you accomplished your mission and returned home heartbroken and confused. Why’d he ignore you like that? You knew there was nothing wrong with his hearing. He was superhuman! He chooses to ignore you that day. 

It took you weeks to get over that ache in your chest, you went on missions, took under the table jobs until you ended up hurting yourself on a dangerous info retrieval mission by Russia. You were in an arm cast for months, last week the doctor gave the okay and removed it. Isis was also scolding you about how much you’ve been working, that if you worked too hard, you’ll land in an early grave…just like your older brother. It hurt but it was true. He lived his life trying to free Khandaq and died trying so hard to do so. You’ll be next if you don’t take a break. 

After a few calls and Amons complaints to you, you decided to take a month off to…relax. Now at a different apartment further from the city and closer to Isis’s new teaching job in the university, you ran the house for her. The freed city gave her the job she lost back with more privileges, meaning this spacious apartment and higher pay. Amon was taking full advantage of the time he had now that his mother was working at the university; going out exploring more of the ruins before his mother came home, discovering more hidden nooks and crannies inside the apartment building. You always thought he was a smart kid, so you gave him a time limit to do so. 

He reminded you so much of you and your brother when you both were just children. As you cleaned up around the kitchen you noticed the picture Isis kept of the small family when your brother first moved in with her. The four of you, Isis, your brother, and her brother were piled onto a tiny kitchen table with open boxes everywhere filled with dishes or glasses. Isis was pregnant with Amon during that time and didn’t know, that’s what made the picture so sweet. Everyone was in it. Everyone except Adam. 

With a heavy sigh you placed the picture back on the small fridge replaying the memories you had in that one tiny apartment when you heard the front door of the apartment open. Immediately you thought Amon was home, so you spoke without looking up from the picture. 

“Dinner’s ready Amon, make sure to wash up and put your skateboard away. Also, dust off whatever dirt you may have so,” You turned around to face Amon, “That your mom…doesn’t…” 

Your words trailed off when you noticed Amon wasn’t the only one standing in the doorway. The big, tall familiar being wearing a dark hood over his head stood there behind a nervous looking Amon. 

He quickly came inside and went straight to you grabbing your arm and shaking it lightly. But your attention stayed fixated on the man who had your heart standing by the now closed door of the shared apartment. You were shocked to see him and even more shocked that he had the audacity to come back. 

“Auntie! Auntie! He came back, Teth Adam came back!” Your poor nephew sounded excited or relieved, you didn’t feel any of that whatsoever. In fact, you felt…angry that he was here. How dare he show up and not even to you or to his people but to your nephew. The one person he knew wouldn’t push him away because of how long he’s been gone.  

“How…How dare you come back?” The words were out your mouth before you could stop them. You saw how his shoulders tensed under his fucking cloak as if what you said hurt him. Oh please. You crossed your arms under your chest and tilted your head as if to say, ‘Explain yourself now.’ 

Amon stood in front of you looking like a kid caught awkwardly in a fight between his married parents. He shuffled closer to you and looked up into your furious eyes,” Auntie, I saw him by the old apartment. He was looking for us, who knows how long he was looking for us!” There he goes justifying the heroes' actions. 

“Khandaq isn’t that big. If he was and wanted to look for us, he’d find us by now on his own,”  

“Auntie please- “ 

“Amon,” His deep voice shook your bones and warmed your core. “Let me talk to your aunt. There’s a lot that needs to be said and I won’t shy away from this confrontation,” 

“Look at you using big hero words,” A scoff left your mouth. 

You guessed that’s all Amon needed and nodded. Adjusting his backpack that was slung over his shoulder he began to head towards the living room but not before stopping by Adam and giving him his own warning a childlike one, “Try not to hurt my aunt again this time.” And he disappeared into the living room. 

The two of you were left, him by the door and you in the kitchen. But you suppose the distance wasn’t a fitting one so Black Adam decided to close that distance and walk slowly, not usually like him, into the kitchen. That stupid hood still covered most of his face except for below his nose so you couldn’t see exactly what he was thinking or see how he was feeling. He now stood a few feet from you peering at you no doubt from under his hood. It was annoying. 

You released an exasperated sigh and raised a hand to pinch the bridge of your nose, “Are you going to leer at me or are you going to give me an explanation? Why’d you suddenly leave without a proper goodbye and not even bother to acknowledge my presence? Did you find an American woman and decided to leave your life behind here? What?” You didn’t realize the tone of your voice was rising until Isis’s brother peeked over at you from the living room with Amon who was also wide eyed. You rarely yelled and when you did it was either while playing a game with Amon or yelling during your own missions but never like this, not when you were upset. 

Being tense like this wasn’t good for the heart. You relaxed a bit well as much as you could while having the man that almost broke your heart standing before you. 

“I know you're upset with me. And you have every right to be. I made you a promise that I intended to keep but I broke it instead,” He reached up and slowly removed his black hood revealing his face to you finally, after a year and some months you saw his face. He looked the same but his dark eyes...they looked so worn. As if he hasn’t slept in days, no scratch that month.  

Without hesitation you raised your hands and cupped his cheeks, worry written all over your face, “What in the world happened to you? Did they send you out into space or something? Adam...you look so bad,”  

He closed his eyes briefly and you felt the way he gently nudged his cheek into your palm some. “I told you, I wanted to come back a changed man. And I did accomplish that,” You only shook your head and took your hands back. A changed man wouldn’t just leave, ignore the person who clearly freed him from that stupid prison, never contact you when he clearly knows you’ve been trying to contact him. Nor does he suddenly come back out of the blue and try to mend things back to how they were. He must’ve seen how conflicted you were, so he didn’t bother reaching for you, he gave you space.  

“I know I have no excuse for the way I acted. Nor do I have an excuse for communicating with you about where I was, when I’d be back,” You didn’t bother to look up at his face now because if you did, you’d probably fold and tell him that it was okay when clearly it wasn’t. He knew how you felt you made it pretty obvious to him when you were helping him run around the city after you freed him with Isis. And for some strange reason your nephew knew Black Adam had a crush or liked you, yet after the whole year of not hearing a single response or even a look of acknowledgment in America to feel reassured that he was the same Adam that flew you to your home that beautiful morning. But you got nothing. Did he even like you? Was that even a thing? 

You felt a thick warm finger tuck under your chin and forced your head up, now you were looking up into those dark eyes that seemed to hold so much emotion as clear as day. Some may think he was glaring down at you and others may think he was plotting your death but for you, for you he looked like he was trying to show you how sorry he felt.  

“I tried to protect you. No one knows you as a spy, they only know you as Y/N the person who helped liberate Khandaq and freed me. If I showed any more interest, then I’d be freeing you from your own prison right now,” He spoke low and close to you. No one knew what you really did as an occupation, it was dangerous work and you only told Adam because...you were head over heels for the brute and truthfully no one would truly believe him, unless...unless he showed interest and Waller decided to investigate. Squeezing your eyes shut it dawned to you that what he was saying was absolutely true. And here you were yelling at him like some kid in middle school all because your feelings were hurt. You must stop hanging with your nephew so much. 

“Adam I... I’m so sorry, I wasn’t even thinking about that. I was just—I didn’t know what I was thinking,” Apology after apology left your lips and all he did was cup your delicate cheeks with his calloused palms and smile, he genuinely smiled down at you.  

“Y/N, there's no need for apologies. You did what you felt and... you thought you were doing the right thing. I, on the other hand, will need to apologize,” Adam leaned in closer to you, shoulders hunched a bit, and he was blocking most of your view from the living room and blocking the view to you.  

Brows furrowed you looked at him confused while cradling his wrists with your hands, “Apologize? You were just protecting me Adam,” Now he was getting a little too close, but you couldn’t jerk your head back even if you wanted to.  

“No, for this,” It didn’t take long for you to put the pieces together as to what he meant but when you did his lips were already on yours. Surprise wasn’t the word to describe how you felt. Excited? In awe? Shocked? Maybe all the above. He was kissing you, really kissing you! This wasn’t a dream...this was real. You slowly closed your eyes and let his slightly chapped lips mold against your softer ones. You’ve dreamt of this day for such a long time and now that it was happening you didn’t know where to put your hands or even breathe. But Adam did. 

He lowered one of his hands to your waist then your hip while your hands slid down his forearms feeling the thick barbed muscle and went straight to those broad shoulder you absolutely drooled over. As big as he was, he sure was gentle. Though you were glad that didn’t stop him from taking the initiative and pushing the kiss up another notch. A tongue gently glided across your bottom lip causing you to stop and open your eyes encountering two dark chocolate orbs staring right back at you half lidded.  

“I apologize,” His voice was hoarse when he whispered, it sent a shiver down your spine. As quickly as he apologized just as quickly his tongue slipped between your awaiting lips crashing against your own tongue. A sudden moan left your lips when you finally got to taste him which in turn made him make a low groan himself. Your tongues were clashing against one another in a heated wet battle of who was sorrier than who but you both knew that wasn’t it. This passionate, desperate kiss was long overdue and now that it was time to collect you both were like teenagers making out.  

His hands no longer respectfully stayed in their PG stations, they now roamed and gripped wherever they could. Gripping your sides, your hips before sliding back and finally cupping your plentiful rear. You were thankful you were wearing shorts because you were able to feel his rough hands upon the skin of your thighs. You pulled at his cape over his shoulders wanting him to be closer, closer than skin. That's what you wanted.  

It wasn’t until he slid his hand back down your thigh and gripped it pulling it up over his hip, you were now flushed against him. Groin against groin and you felt just how happy he was to be kissing you in your sister-in-law's kitchen. Goodness, were you really going to do it here? In the kitchen?  

“What in the hell is going on in here?” Isis’s voice broke you out of your trance causing you to jump and stare wide eyed at Adam who looked like he was about to dive in for another kiss. Luckily you stopped him with a shove to his chest, but he didn’t budge, wouldn't budge. Slowly you stood on your toes on the leg that was touching the ground to peer over at Isis over his shoulder.  

“Um-- Adam is uh... he’s back,” Your other leg was still being held captive by his hand keeping it pressed to his hip. 

“Clearly,” Isis crossed her arms looking at the two of you standing in her kitchen with disapproval written all over her face. “I’ll give you both five minutes and then I want to see you two in the living room.” And with that she turned, giving the two of you some privacy again. 

“We can do a lot in five minutes lets-” Quickly you swatted at his shoulders and shoved him away, red all over your cheeks. 

“Five minutes my ass! Go, get to the living room!” Honestly, it wasn’t possible to do anything in five minutes with a normal person but with Adam, you were hoping a lot could be done in less. 

#x reader #reader insert #black adam #teth adam #teth adam x reader #black adam x reader #fem reader #smut #dcu fic

[spookiesmausoleum]

𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬

Some out-of-context quotes from Jeremy himself, change pronouns as needed!

"You little shit, it's not a tumor, okay? I'm gonna strange your parents!"

"No one should ever put cigarettes out on their penis...for any reason."

“Get!— There’s Blood in the box, there’s blood inside this box.”

"Yeah- I have- I am- I'm... I'm just thinkin of the explosion from, like, three weeks ago"

"Would you smoke a blunt with Peter Griffin?"

"I don't wanna turn on the light and fuck up my cones and rods"

"[Name]... I would rather... I would rather be naked on camera than play League Of Legends with you for an hour."

"Feed him to the lions."

"They saw me. Uh, having sex. Uh, with Death. In my bed"

"In fact, yeah, you're gonna get punished with a Stewie Griffin impression"

"See you motherfuckers are gonna think this is funny."

"Oh ya, ya, ya! No, no, no, no, no, the thing in the fridge is definitely not human meat..."

"I am The Rats... The Rats are NOTHING with out me"

"Everyone's gonna do the "small penis" curse to me."

"He's made out of the goo that I shoot out of my staff."

"But I don't- I don't- I- I- I refuse to believe that this is an un-pog moment right here"

""You cant count worth shit" I can piss my pants though"

"Underwear is stuck to my ass right now... and its gonna take a God- its gonna take a god damn crowbar to get it off"

"I'm not actually saying that I'm going to put somebody in a meat grinder, goddamnit. Whatever."

""You're built like a truck" I know, my ass is huge, I know"

""Would you ever have kids?"... No, I've shit my pants in the last year. I can't handle it. I wouldn't be able to do it."

"I don't- I like, don't know what that is but I kinda do. I don't know what that means. I don't know why I read that."

"I feel- Sometimes I feel like you guy's mother at dinner"

"Please, I'm wicked high, what are you doing?"

"Don't worry, I-I-I'll bring myself down a few PEGS, uh, when I do the catboy stream, right?"

"I'm about to sneeze again... I didn't even sneeze once today... Why did I say "again"?"

"gahd... Fuckin' fire ants everywhere... I'm gonna die from fire ants"

#rp meme #sentence starters #cw; drugs #cw; blood mention #cw; tumor mention #there will probably be more but for right now-

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Forrest's Expert Chapter Reviews (166): The Super-Duper Crying in the Bathtub Special Edition!!

Murata released a chapter today. People died.

(BTW there are webcomic spoilers in here so read at your own risk. Thanks! Please enjoy. You're required to by law.)

I just want everyone to know this chapter came out at like 9am (Yeehaw Standard Time) this morning; I was just getting through my routine, sitting down for breakfast. I heard the Discord notification on my phone. I got excited, looking to read this delightful manga with my Frosted Flakes, then I open to this fucking shit on the first page and I put my spoon down and had to sit there for ten fucking minutes to fight these demons.

Hey dawg what the fuck haha

Okay sure, the adults can get a billion tumors in ten minutes and fall over and die but when it happens to the kids??? I dont like that!! I mean this in an affectionate "you broke my heart" sort of way, by the by. I like that the fandom-appointed dads were the first to drop down and help. I like that Zombieman canonically has stubby fucking hands. I like that we get this interaction between him and Isamu. It was painful to look at but I don't hate that it happened. Yep.

I'm gonna be real honest and admit my media illiteracy here, I thought the reason Saitama had a nosebleed in the last chapter was because Garou clocked his shit, and the reason Badd got his nosebleed was that, through a series of complex equations and reaches, Batarou is canon. However, none of those are true, and turns out they're all just getting super-duper radiation poisoning and I'm not sure Saitama's 3 years of working out made him immune to cancer but we'll see about that.

Side note: Badd is one of the only ones who felt the effects of the radiation before everyone else did. Badd also has "dynamic vision" and superb reflexes. You know that scene in Infinity War where, after the snap, Peter Parker can feel it long before he actually disappears due to his spider-sense? Where am I going with this.

Badd has spider sense babeyyy kachow !

Side side note: You know who else felt the effects of the radiation before Saitama and Badd? That's right baby!

"I can feel it in my skin" dawg that's the cancer LMAOOO

Side side side note: Now that we're on the topic of Zombieman (again), it makes sense that he's not immune to the radiation because it's probably killing his cells faster than he can regenerate. That, and he's fucking exhausted at this point. Still though... I'll bet he was the last one standing as all his coworkers collapsed around him. Reminds me of after-work parties at Applebee's haha kachow

I was right when I said Blast would come beat Garou's ass... but at what cost.

Also, I thought he'd bring the Justice League but I guess they've got better fucking shit to do??? Than fight GOD??? LITERAL GOD?? Okay.

Also Bang telling God to give Garou back haha this is not a tear falling down my cheek it's just... spinal fluid...

So, Garou is definitely not being 100% controlled by God but he is being influenced in some capacity, so I can see this kinda growing into an intense fear/trauma of being manipulated/controlled in post-arc Garou. Especially during the neo-heroes arc when Suiryu attempts to capture him.

When Garou sobers after being beaten by Saitama and he sees what he’s done, it’s a mixed bag of emotions. We know he isolates himself post-arc--he already is in the manga with Tareo because he thinks the closer he gets to those he cares for, the more he’ll hurt them. With that being said, will he self-isolate in the manga because he becomes scared of himself? With all his introspection and meditating under waterfalls, will he come to think that all he does is hurt those he cares about? Will he think he doesn’t deserve to love anyone? Find out next time on Forrest Learns How to Read!

I love the idea of Garou spiraling into a self-loathing cocoon because seeing him in pain brings me joy and--yes, he's one of my favorite characters. Why do you ask?

. ok

um. anyways.

haha cool

oh. he's holding Genos' heart. 👍

I'm on my knees praying for christ to strike me down right now.

Ok I'm done with this bit lmao I kinda wanted to build comedic suspense but I can't commit. I'm gonna write an essay on Genos' "death" now.

Really hard to believe he's actually dead and that's ONE's damn fault for faking us out at least twice before (Mumen Rider, Tanktop Master) so I'm not really feeling the suspense to this. ("durrrr but there's not gonna be suspense!! tHat'S wHaT sAiTaMA is FOr!!!" you Redditors are fucking dorks and I hate you.)

BUT. I could be wrong and if I am, feel free to send a dark web hitman my way and strike me down for good!

Regardless, if (when) Genos comes back, he's not gonna be the same. He shouldn't be the same because then what the fuck was all that for?? Anywho, I'm kinda feeling an amnesia storyline? Is he even going to remember this? Is he even going to--gasp--remember Saitama?

Half his fucking brain is gone. As far as we know, having his entire conscience saved to the cloud requires at LEAST 20$ of iCloud per month and we know Kuseno's cheap ass ain't gonna pay for that so, what's he gonna do? Make do, baby!

ONE loves his opposites, loves his narrative foils. Genos has been wanting to get closer to Saitama the entire manga and if the tables turn to Saitama wanting to get closer to Genos during his recovery, out of guilt, maybe, then I think that'll be really interesting. Genos and Garou have been mirroring each other in a lot of ways; I think they're going to have a similar "finding oneself" post-arc.

Either that or Genos is going to be like every upper-middle-class white guy's mystery Mercedes: perpetually "in the shop" until the end of time, dead but dreaming.

So, aside from that: Garou purposefully ripped Genos' heart out because he knew it would make Saitama get serious. Saitama then holds Genos' heart in one hand and beats Garou with the other........... Saigenos Fans please spare Batarou Nation some crumbs PLEASE we haven't eaten for WEEKS (good for you though).

In conclusion:

I should've never learned how to fucking read.

#opm #one punch man #saitama #saigenos #batarou #metal bat #garou #blast #silverfang #genos #mumen rider #zombieman #child emperor #sekingar #meta

[seriouslysam8]

Brumous Sneak Peek!

Chapter Eight: He Knows

Ginny sighed, a small smile twitching on her lips as she settled down onto the floor of the parlor next to Harry. Ron fiddled with the wireless, muttering under his breath when he couldn’t find the Canons versus the Harpies game. She looked over at Harry. An arm propped itself underneath his pillow as he stared up at the ceiling. He looked exhausted, a long yawn escaping his lips. There was no doubt in Ginny’s mind that he hadn’t had a proper night of rest in days.

“Bloody fucking…” Ron muttered. “Oi, Ginny, what channel is Quidditch Network again?”

Ginny rolled onto her stomach, her body nearly touching Harry’s. She reached out for the wireless, slapping Ron’s hand away from the knob. She turned it to Quidditch Network and the pre-game commentary filled the room. She lowered it just slightly so that the three of them could talk. Ron tapped his wand onto the top of the wireless and projected the image up onto the ceiling. They both settled into their makeshift bed on either side of Harry.

“You know, Muggles usually sit up and watch the telly,” Harry commented.

“Perks of being a wizard. We can watch it however we want,” Ginny replied as she laid on her back, scooting herself a tad closer to Harry.

“We used to do this as kids,” Ron commented. “Not that we did it a lot, because Mum hogged the wireless to listen to Celestina Warbeck all the bloody time.”

Harry chuckled. Ginny couldn’t help but glance over at him to see a smile dancing on his face. A shadow caught Ginny’s eye as she turned to see her mum entering the room with big woven blankets in her arms.

“Are you lot warm enough?” Mum asked. “It’s June but this house is freezing! Sirius has messed with the charms so many times but it doesn’t matter. He thinks his mum’s portrait is a tad upset ever since Professor Dumbledore permanently shut her up.”

“I’d rather be freezing than listen to Sirius’ mum rant and rave,” Ron admitted. “What did Dumbledore do to it anyway?”

Mum shrugged. “No idea. He’s been tweaking charms for months before he finally found one that seems to have done the trick. We’ll see if it sticks permanently.”

Molly flicked her wand and the blankets floated in the air, spreading out and covering the three of them on the floor. They were so warm that Ginny knew her mum had just freshly cast a Warming Charm on them. She snuggled underneath the blanket as she cursed Mrs Black’s portrait.

“I didn’t know a portrait could affect the charms on a house,” Ginny grumbled. “I want to be permanently stuck on my worst enemy’s house when I die so I can mess with them for all eternity.”

Mum sighed. “Ginevra! Honestly!”

Ginny didn’t say anything but she caught Harry’s eye. Ginny winked at him. He grinned back, causing butterflies to burst in her stomach.

“Revenge even in death is so sweet, Mum,” Ginny replied, her lips curving.

Mum just huffed. “Sirius and I will be in the kitchen making schedules for the Order. Your dad will be home around midnight. I’d hope you lot will be in bed by then!”

With that, Mum disappeared from the room, leaving them under their mountain of blankets with the wireless.

“We may be in bed sooner if the Canons can’t pull their heads out of their arses for one ruddy game,” Ron muttered.

“Ah, so we’ll be in bed by nine then?” Ginny teased with a grin, propping herself up on her elbow so she could look over Harry at her brother. “The Harpies are the best in the league. Did you know–”

“Oh! Here we go again!” Ron exclaimed. “Let’s hear all the bloody stats that you’ve told us a million times!” Ron rose the pitch of his voice before continuing, “The Harpies have the most World Cup wins under their belt! The Harpies hold the most Bludger hits in one game! The Harpies this! The Harpies that!”

“What bloody records have the Canons broken besides most years without a single win?” Ginny challenged.

Ron’s eyes widened. “A few bad years, Ginny! They’ve had a few bad years and you make it sound like they are the worst bloody team out there!”

Ginny shot him a sardonic look. “They’ve been the worst in the league since Mum and Dad were babies!”

“I beg your pardon!” Ron hissed, bolting up into a sitting position.

“It’s starting!” Harry commented loudly, pointing up at the ceiling.

[cheemken]

“how do I put this delicately.. I think it would be best if you die." THATS COLD just like the spear

Girly straight up just said your free trial is over and stabbed her dad

ough Iris feeling like real shit because Kyurem had to pretend to still be under Ghetsis control, and Iris had to watch her grandpa mentor try fight off the legendary. All while Ghetsis is being a dick and monologuing about how powerful he is and the next part of the plan

Iris being an anti-hero is good shit. Like yeah she got rid of Ghetsis and she’s leading Neo Plasma in a different direction, but she’s killing people and doing questioning things to do so. She’s still going down the same path her dad was leading her just without him, because she knows she’s better and smarter than him. Plus she was just sick of the abuse and fear she had over him

You know Drayden really loves Iris cause Hilbert told him about her being seen with N, the enemy, and he still wished for her to be safe and found. Man didn’t even doubt for one moment that Iris was still alive, he knew she was. Even though the rest of the League probably thought she had died sometime in that battle

Homegirl has had enough, I think along w a hug she also deserves to commit murder yknow, as a treat uvu hahahah

But ougndmcbxnxbd please Iris believing she's so much better than Ghetsis, she was stronger and smarter and unlike him she didn't have to forcefully control Kyurem, as Kyurem was already her friend, and Kyurem would do anything for her.

And like right anti hero Iris is soooooo *wild hand gestures* like she really thinks she's doing the right thing, even former Plasma members joined again bc they know she was genuine w her cause, they don't separate people from Pokémon in an instant, but they're also.. they don't hesitate to kill. Iris had said if they ever see a trainer, no matter who it is, mistreat their Pokémon, they should kill them on the spot and save that poor pkmn.

She doesn't understand why the people are still terrified of Plasma. She's not like Ghetsis, it's not like she's doing smth wrong, she's just making sure her pkmn friends are safe. Her brother should know better right. Her brother knows what it's like, her brother should be on her side. But imagine once she and N met again, N had told her that what she was doing is still wrong. Hurting people was wrong, he finally realizes that, and tells her that she should really just disband Plasma, as it's nothing but a connotation of fear for the Unovan people at this point. Imagine him telling her she's no better than Ghetsis, letting Plasma's followers believe what they're doing is right, when it actually isn't.

Oh Iris was pissed, she really thought her brother would know better, but perhaps these humans really corrupted his mind. A shame, really, she did like those kids she met, she befriended them, but she can't just let people hurt pkmn, she just can't. Well, no matter, she's sure Drayden and Hilbert would be by her side, right?

No but like cbmdnd imagine Drayden being so happy that Iris was alive and safe and was back home to him, and like Iris getting so excited for Drayden to really meet Kyurem. And imagine the fear Drayden felt when Iris called out Kyurem, the Boundary Pokémon looking at both of them. Drayden could feel the chill, he held Iris close in fear of Kyurem suddenly attacking them, but Iris calmed him down telling him that Kyurem was sorry for attacking Opelucid. They had to bc they want Ghetsis to believe that he still had Kyurem under his control. And to make it up for it, Iris commanded some grunts to help around Opelucid, making sure the city is safe. Drayden wasn't sure what to feel abt that, he was happy his granddaughter protege was back, but just,, she's still part of Plasma ofc. He doesn't know why she still ties herself w that organization, she has so much potential, but he fears it will be wasted on being Plasma's leader.

Oughh imagine if Drayden actually had a talk w Iris tho, later that night, saying how he knows she's strong, she's a really good battler, a battling prodigy really, that maybe she could give up Plasma and live a normal life. She already has a home in Opelucid w him, and Drayden was kind enough to mention that her brother could live w them too. But like, Iris thinking of smth else tho. Thinking that Drayden was right, she was strong, maybe strong enough to be a Champion. And if she's Champion,, well, maybe people would stop fearing Plasma. Ofc, why hadn't she thought of that sooner, she could become Champion!

Oh, how grateful she was for Drayden, but he can't know she really wasn't willing to disband Plasma. Without Plasma, who would protect those poor Pokémon being mistreated by their trainers? Well, she's sure once she's Champion, people will see her vision, and they'd finally stop being scared of Plasma, they'd finally stop being scared of her and Kyurem. Yeah, that would be cool, she decided, before she slept she promised herself she'll be Unova's Champion, the strongest trainer in the region, and people will see that Plasma is there to help them.

#It wouldn't have been so bloody if the trainers just cooperated really #but hey #doesn't matter #those trainers aren't important anyways. #iris has no room for people whod just hurt pkmn #yknow the more i write concepts abt iris imagine if she really is like n that she can talk to every pkmn not just dragons #and its.. idk it would be interesting bc she could hear their thoughts on stuff too #and it would probs piss her off more and it would be enough of a motivation for her to really kill those careless trainers #ough your honour pls she is so unhinged bcmxndn #villain iris au #an ask and an answer #jerseyk112

[lazycats-stuff]

Could I request a Bruce Wayne x son reader(plus batboys if possible) where bruce finds out reader is his bio son and has been under the care of another justice league member(if possible I’d prefer hal Jordan with reader also being a green lantern and Hal’s sidekick) his whole (or at least most of) life (could you also include hal pettily reminding Bruce that reader maybe his bio kid but he is a green lantern not a bat?)

Oh shit... Bruce is going to lose his mind. I hope I made the scene petty enough.

Summary: (Y/N) is a Green Lantern. That's what Hal Jordan says. In reality, he is a Bat and Bruce has something to say about it.

Warnings: Hal Jordan is petty, Bruce wants his son, Hal is like nope, it's up to (Y/N).

Bruce noticed something about (Y/N) Jordan, the son of Green Lantern. He has seen him without the mask and he noticed some similarities between the boy and himself. There were physical similarities, but also personality similarities.

Bruce was reminded of one girl he had an adventure with over a decade ago. He didn't think much for a couple of months, but a mission changed his mind. (Y/N) joined his dad on a mission with Batman.

Hal thought that the (Y/N) could benefit from learning from Batman. Everyone could learn something from Batman. Hal would rather die than admit that out loud, but he had respect for Batman.

(Y/N) was excited to go on a mission with Batman. He always found the man interesting and extremely badass. But he was also kind of scared of him, especially when he was completely calm, but you could tell that he was pissed beyond belief.

Where the mission went wrong was that (Y/N) got injured by Deathstroke. It seemed that Deathstroke was tasked to kill (Y/N). Who wanted Hal's son, well, Bruce's son dead?

They didn't know, Bruce promised to look into it. Hal was thankful for this and it allowed him to take care of his son. Hal knew that biologically speaking (Y/N) wasn't his son, but he didn't mind it. His partner at the time warned him and he didn't mind.

He loved (Y/N) and nothing would change it.

Well, that was until Bruce ran (Y/N)'s DNA through their database by complete accident. He was shocked when his DNA was a match. Oh no. He tried the results once more. A match again.

He looked into (Y/N) in more detail. That''s why he was so similar. His mother was the one Bruce was with over a decade ago. What the hell? Now, how is he going to break this to Hal?

He wanted his son to live with him, but he knew that (Y/N) was connected to Hal. Oh no. There was this problem. He needs to talk to Hal as soon as possible.

Bruce had to reign his emotions in when talking to Hal. He has called him into a private room in the HQ, thankfully, Superman was nowhere to be found and that was something he was happy with. Bruce didn't want anybody else to hear this.

He didn't know how well this could go. Hal is very protective of his son and who know how he would take the news.

" So Batman, what did you want to talk about? " Hal asked, sitting down.

" I wanted to talk about (Y/N). "

That got Hal's focus up to the highest level. " What about him? "

" I was looking into why Deathstroke would kill him. I must have put his DNA through the system and it came back as a match. To mine. " Bruce finished up and Hal just nodded.

" I know my then partner was pregnant. I know (Y/N) isn't mine, but I love him none the less. "

" I know that. But I want him to live with me. " Hal wanted to laugh, say that it's a joke, but Bruce was dead serious.

" Not happening. "

" Lantern, I know you are mad, but he is my son. He is something that you guys would call a bat. He belongs with me. I feel bad for not being in his life. "

" Well, Bruce, here is a fun fact. He is a Green Lantern and not a Bat. Just because your adventures don't tell you they are pregnant is not my concern. "

" I want to tell (Y/N) at least. " Bruce tried, but Hal raised his arm up to stop him.

" No. As far as (Y/N) is concerned, I'm his dad. Although I think he is suspecting it now. And if he wants to know, I will tell him. If you think about telling him, I will end you. " Hal threatened with a smile and Bruce just nodded.

Hal would most definitely make sure of that threat. " Good. And don't forget. He is a Green Lantern and not a Bat. " Hal reminded before leaving the room, leaving Bruce alone.

Now he wants to just cuddle with (Y/N). Hal shook his head as he left. (Y/N) is his son and no biology will change that.

#dc comics #dc x male reader #x male reader #bruce wayne x male reader #batman x male reader

[lyriakisser]

OK THEN ME TIME EVEN IF I'M TIRED WTV!!!!!!!!! ok so i'm gonna do this in third person bc if not it's gonna be too hard and i just wanna go rest for a bit kshdkjsjsj SO UM uhhhhhhh what was i doing. OH RIGHT SO UM BACKGROUND so pinkest boy in da whole worldo grew up in an orphanage bc um. parents abandoned him? or not??? wtv they never specify THE THING IS there people didn't like like him bc he was always going into trouble bc of his difficulties for making friends and such! BUT THEN rose aka fucker chairman of the pokemon league went there and saw talent in him and BOOM hatenna for u! then i or bede or wtv u want went to a trainer school and then joined the gym challenge! so abt personality. arrogant. jerk. that's basically it KDHJSHDJAJDJHAJDA ANYWAYS protagonist and bede become rivals bla bla bla THE INCIDENT W HOP HAPPENS i start tearing up and flop over and die OH BTW the chairman doesn't even remember who bede is just so yk that. fucker........ ANYWAYS u reach this town that has a mural! and u see, bede's mission wasn't just to become the champion, bit to also gather these rocks called wishing stars!! so the guy asks the chairman for his copperajah:

this BEAUTIFUL elephant over here, and BOOM starts destroying the mural!!! and guess what! the chairman appears and u know what he does? do u???

HE EXPELLES HIM FROM THE GYM CHALLENGE!!!!!!!! LIKE? SIR????? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?????? DO U REALIZE THAT KID HAS NO FAMILY???????? DO U REALIZE U'VE JUST LEFT AN ORPHAN IN THE STREETS HELLO???????????

ANYWAYS UM now he's expelled BUT later u go w this old lady called opal aka the fairy type gym leader and u find him! he's gonna ask the chairman to go into the gym challenge again bla bla bla BUT THEN opal sees bede. oh god that's literally the funniest scene in the game u should totally watch it fkhsjdjs bc u see opal had been searching for a new fairy type gym leader AND she saw that bede was the perfect option!! and so they leave for god knows how much time and u the next time u see bede is. um. u've already defeated hop and marnie and u've gone to the rose tower......... OK SO A BIT BEFORE U ACTUALLY BATTLE LEON HE APPEARS AGAIN BUT THIS TIME AS THE FAIRY TYPE GYM LEADER!!!!!!!!! man what a glow up....... THAT'S what i call pink............. SO he's a nicer guy now and yeah!! that's basically the whole story! opal did some kind of dark magic and BOOM new me ig dkdhdjjs anyways why was this so long HELP

MORE INFO IF U WANT!!!!!!! look at me boy i'm the pinkest >:3

AND THAT'S EVERYTHING U NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!!! u probably thought this was gonna be boring and didn't read anything but oh well i just like talking abt my hyperfix </3 IF U HAVE ANY QUESTIONS JUST ASK :DD

NO I DID READ ABSOLUTELY EVERY ASK YOU SENT ME i love when people ramble about stuff so much you have no idea JFKANGNSNFN thanks for taking your time in making these super good analysis...... you have now enlightened me in how amazing you guys truly are...... thankyou my dear Koha❤️

[covertblizzard]

Is it self-deprecation if you unconsciously create sentient beings who insult and bully you?

Round 1: Oblivion’s reveal

Oblivion is basically a part of Kyle created before he knew how to control the lantern ring by ordering the ring to expel all his sorrow, anger, self-doubt, fear,  and negative emotions he repressed deep inside of himself after the Alex's death to protect himself.

This little shit decide to reveal himself by first lowkey re-traumatising Kyle with his OWN daddy issues for basically no reason (that Kyle instantly believes this is not something I want to think much about but maybe it also has to do with the asshole that is Zachary Rayner). He laughs at himself for having daddy issues, insult his own grammar skills, insult himself by reminding of being “special” in grade school, and accuse him of not handling his emotions well and creating him (this one is a special self-loathing within self-loathing because it implied Oblivion also thinks the creation of Oblivion is a bad thing lmao).

(Damn Kyle, just go be a yellow or red lantern for a while like everyone else /j)

(This got long so everything else under Read More)

Round 2: (TW suicide) Is it suicidal if you want to kill yourself to get rid of another part of yourself?

I don’t think this scene needs much elaboration, he threatens to let the ring run out of charge (essentially give up being a Green Lantern and a hero) and when Oblivion says it won’t work, he straight up tries to kill himself. Oblivion stops him though, by reminding him that if he does, the Justice League (whom he has trapped away) will die.

(Uh, Oblivion also says “I didn’t think you had it in you...” in reference to Kyle trying to kill himself, which is phrased like it’s meant to be an insult, I suppose in a “I didn’t think you had the courage to” way but uhhh ://)

(Oh, and he calls him a bad liar I suppose)

It is interesting that the only thing that stops him is essentially friends / people around him and that he needs to live in order to save them. It makes a good metaphor for people realising that their family / friends / people around them might need them or be hurt / upset by their deaths. Furthermore, the Justice League is still hurt and trapped by Oblivion though, so there is also the interesting connection to the idea that bottling up and not properly processing your emotions properly to an extreme point can hurt the people around you, even if you don’t mean to.

(Also Oblivion claims he doesn’t need to reconnect with Kyle, he just wants to, and I suppose that could be interpreted as Oblivion doesn’t want to be solely the negative emotions aspect. Perhaps he doesn’t really want to do this, after all he’s essentially not killed anyone despite all the crazy stunts he’s pulled, and reconnecting with Kyle could gives him the ability and access to the more positive emotions and the chance to heal as well.)

Round 3: Catfight with yourself

Well this one is more just Kyle and Oblivion calling each other morons lol. But also the phrase “I am anger and sorrow and everything else that has made you what you are since childhood” is kind of raw and so is Kyle’s response of “Then, I guess I’ll just have to grow up.”

Some of the more minor ones:

Calling himself a third-rate “hero”

Insulting his own visor lol

“I may exaggerate every one and again, but I’m as honest as the next guy.” (This one doesn’t really count, he basically just says he maybe spin tales a little bit sometimes, but I thought it was funny and cute so I included it)

Bonus: A MUCH more normal form of self-deprecating behaviour

Insulting the work he created as a very young kid. Everything about this is too relatable. Who did you share these comics with? “No one! They’re embarassing!”

(Him saying his letters to Santa had a better chance of reaching their destination as opposed to little comic strips he sent his dad, I’m not upset T.T)

(I know Santa is real in DC but that’s irrelevant)

Anyway, my answer is YES! WHAT THE HECK, KYLE?

#kyle rayner #green lantern #aaron rayner #oblivion #mypost #dc thoughts #tw: suicide #suicide #attempted suicide #this whole series makes me feel THINGS #yeah i ripped the pieces of old poems and stories i wrote in kindergarten and grade school #when i accidentally stumbled across them what about it #EMBARASSING #does anyone know what special k means in usa / california? #i tried to google it but it came up empty #it could be some kind programme or were they just calling him a special kid? special kyle? #the implication is obvious anyway but i kind of really want to know exactly what it's referring to

[lesbiansanemi]

Okay, home from the con, peeled off all latex, makeup, wigs, and cosplays, and in comfortable clothes for the first time in like three days and about to pass out after barely sleeping for three days, but here's the highlights (also I promise this is my last post about it, I just had a really fun time and am laksdjfakds about it)

Day one we're on our way to the con throwing on wigs and putting on makeup in the middle of Chicago traffic, somehow did not die

Me and my friend's husband cosplayed Shinji and Kaworu while she was Asuka and since people sometimes assume me and my friend are dating I thought it was funny that it was me and her husband who were the "couple" cosplay that day lol

The person who shouted "Get in the robot, Shinji!" at him and then disappeared into the crowd, never to be seen again

At one point a guy came up to us and was like "hey my friend wants to know if he can get a picture with you" and we were like "Oh yeah ofc!" and turned around and he was cosplaying the fucking Seele sound box (I did not fully register there was a person inside of it at first but oh my god)

After recharging in the hotel for a bit we went to the rave and it was a good fucking time. Lots of jumping and screaming and dancing and there was a mosh pit. Could have done without the Asuna cosplayer flashing everyone her whole underskirt area while getting grinded on in the middle of the mosh pit but eh, what are you gonna do

Helping my friends get into their super complex league of legends cosplays the next day (I conquered the world's most intense safety pins, let me tell you)

My best friend's pure and utter excitement over the full Freddy Fazbear cosplayer

About twenty minutes after arriving at the convention center on day two a Denji cosplayer came up to me and asked for a picture (I was cosplaying Makima) and we took one and then he goes "okay, I have another request, and you totally don't have to do it if you don't want to, but you know how Makima calls Denji her dog..." and then he pulls a whole leash out of his bag so I got to put a Denji cosplayer on a leash. Man got down on the ground and everything lmfao

Watching my friends walk around in their funky little bird feet all day for their league of legends cosplays

Somehow?? Someone??? Double-booked a rich kid's prom at the convention center? So all these high schoolers showed up in formal attire and were so fucking confused and horrified by all the fucking nerds and cosplayers over-running everything

One girl literally huffed at us when we walked by and her boyfriend pointed at us kinda excitedly lol Ruining prom for stuck up bitches even after my own prom hellll yeah

Today we cosplayed Maki and Nobara so fuck yes hardcore kinnie moment

I encountered a Toji cosplayer as Maki and we got some fun pictures together :D

I bought a Sanemi keychain from an artist and as she was wrapping it up, she goes "By the way I love your Maki cosplay. You must really like angry characters, huh?" and I almost fucking died

Encouraging my friend to finally ask Goru cosplayers for photos after she spent the whole weekend staring at them because she loves Goru

My friend got to meet a famous cosplayer she's been a fan of for a really long time, and she was super cool and just sat and chilled and chatted with us for like 30 minutes

Peeling the Maki makeup off of me in a panic in a Denny's parking lot half way home because we weren't gonna subject the poor staff into wondering what the fuck was going on

Anyways, it was an extremely fun weekend. I haven't got to go to a con since I was still in high school and a family member had to take me and didn't want to do anything/just made fun of everything. So actually getting to go the whole weekend, cosplay, go to events, and do it with two friends who were having just as much fun as I was was amazing :D

#kaz rambles