YOU'RE IN HOSPITAL?
HAHA AS OF TODAY I AM ON THE LOOSE
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The Wayne kids have been kidnapped so often that they have a rating list of which rouges are the better kidnappers.
Steph- Everyone thinks Two-Face is a criminal genius, but he spent so much time fighting with himself that I was able to walk right out the door
Damian- Cobblepot is my personal favorite. Sometimes I let myself be taken just so I can return the favor with his henchbirds. I've nearly amassed my own flock. How he hasn't noticed yet is beyond me.
Tim- Riddler likes to watch the people trying to get me back fight with his riddles, so I'm usually locked up in a quiet, dark cell. Alone. For hours. It's great. He sometimes gives me blankets and pillows and I'm able to make a little fort and just sleep.
Dick, holding up his hand- Harley gave me a manicure and we hate watched reality shows until Ivy came home and made her release me
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1 hour later:
Me on my emotional rollercoaster 🎢
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Why Solomon doesn't like the ocean?
(Honestly, surprised that the answer Is behind an event Devilgram. Feels like something you would put in the Main Story, or at least on a card in a permanent gacha)
... He was prisioner in the ocean :( It makes me sad that everyone considers him so dangerous that they feel the need to trap him... Reminds me of the story about Solomon & Nightbringer in S2... Solomon Magic Is really destructive...
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finally managed to finish my hermit lineup! it took me hours upon hours but i think it was well worth it in the end :]
closeups under the cut
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Please do not watch Velma. Please. I understand your curiosity. I know you're thinking it can't possibly be that bad. NO. If you're that curious, put your pirate hat on. Do not give them the views. No hate watching. There is no obligation to the ip. Let it be an ugly footnote. Please just let this show melt into obscurity forever.
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Lily: hey, sorry I'm back late, family stuff
James: wowwwwww what's with the black eye? Are you okay???
Lily: huh? Oh yeah, I stole some of petunia's food so she punched me. It was worth it though.
James: how could that possibly be worth it?
Regulus: oh, James, my love, it's always worth it. They always get that look on their face like an angry little hamster, that's how you know they're gonna hit you. It's so funny.
Lily: EXACTLY! Anyway I chose to pull her hair out afterwards
Regulus: nice one, if I went for the hair I'd be murdered in a split second
James: ARE YOU GUYS OKAY???
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