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he refuses to eat anything but the zombie meat

#two special interests together? hell yea #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #minecraft

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so my friend went to tommy’s show

#she also got me a signed thing :333 #anyways I think this is my only jack fanart to ever exist now #brian soup #vals doodle extravaganza

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she's summoning the hoes

+ the process image I got before it went downhill

#some of marcilles features arent correct here (her hair is too dark n her features are too defined) #but its my first art of any of the characters + i was looting my friends' supplies since i was in school LMAO #anyways i never wanna touch trad art for another decade #(Refrain from spoilers. my ahh is a anime only viewer atm) #marcille donato #marcille dungeon meshi #marcille delicious in dungeon #delicious in dungeon fanart #dungeon meshi fanart #dungeon meshi #rip marcille you wouldve loved pink monster cans #<- quote by my friend #hate school lighting brah #art more like fart #art #traditional art #ill probably get a better photo of the thing later #shoutout to tumblr for posting this thing TWICE

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what if, a techno riding a sick freaking beetle into battle

About half the time of making this was just me deciding what beetle to draw

This one is a burying beetle! I thought the colors fit and they're carrion beetles!

#RAAHH GO GO GO !!!! #ougghh cool beotle #technoblade

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somewhere

#on his way to find WASP-103b. go piggy go !! #technoblade

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Qphilza moment

#I don’t quite know what the freak is going on over there #but he eats. every time #philza #qsmp #ender king

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for the prompts, maybe ctechno with a plantypus?

A pig with a hat? TECHNOBLADE???

#platy in minecraft no fucking way... #technoblade

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happy sun and moon do the thing day everyponhy

#technoblade fanart #vals doodle extravaganza #my ass is NOT allowed to be sleep deprived brah

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The person behind the Martyrs of Gaza account account just posted that their daughter was martyred in November.

The text:

Noor, my daughter, was the only one who held my heart in this world. Her story was different from other girls.

Noor Al-Fara, 13 years old.

She had dreams for the future and was planning to achieve things beyond her age. She lived in her own world, with thoughts and interests that were unique. Whenever someone met her, whether a woman or a man, they would sit with her, chat, and say, "This girl is extraordinary. Mashallah, she seems like a university student, not a child who hasn't even turned 14." Indeed, when they said this, we realized that we are not just numbers. We have souls and bodies, and we have dreams that we want to fulfill in the future. It was as if she sensed that her time in this world was limited, but her dreams were grand, so she raced against time to achieve as much as she could.

As soon as she entered the house, she would start talking as if she had been away from me for a week. She would share many details about herself, her friends, teachers, and school news.

She was an icon at school; she felt like the center of attention among the students. She participated in all academic and non-academic activities, and she was a dynamo at home, on the street, and at school with her friends.

On November 7th, 2023, at 6 o'clock in the morning, the Israeli occupation aircraft bombed the entire square in front of the Farhana School in Khan Younis, and Noor was martyred. Oh God, she left a great void. My life turned into an empty desert after her, despite the crowdedness around us.

#free palestine

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may I ask, techno as this doug

uppy

#YAAYY YAY YAY #CHEERING AND CLAPPING #technoblade

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So this is a totally useless rant, but as a skinny girl, I’m getting extra, extra tired of fat-shaming.

I work for a corsetier at a Renaissance Faire. We sell corsets. Not flimsy bullshit costume corsets; like real, durable, waist-training corsets. Today a woman came in with her boyfriend, so I helped her pick out a corset and try it on. While her boyfriend—who was decidedly enthused about the whole corset thing—sat watching me lace her in, he told me, grinning, “Of all the good jobs at the Renaissance Faire, I think you have the best.”

I shrugged in agreement. “I touch butts and reach down cleavage all day; I mean…” Because we like to be a bit rakish at the Faire, and, y’know, it’s true. Tying people into corsets pretty much invariably requires getting handsy.

The couple laughed at that, and the boyfriend said, “That’s the job I would want!” But then he chuckled again and said, offhand, “Or maybe not; while we were looking at the racks, there were some pretty big sizes on there!”

Our sizes are all done in inches, and the biggest we make is a 46. And you’d better believe our large sizes sell. For a second I wasn’t sure what to say to the guy’s comment, but I answered him casually. “We get a lot of beautiful big ladies in here.” Because we do. “We make corsets for real women, not Barbie dolls,” I added. Wasn’t trying to be smart, just kind of tossed it out there because that’s the line we like to use when people ask about larger sizes, and because, again, we do.

The boyfriend went quiet at that; I didn’t think anything of it, I just kept on lacing. A moment later, he said, a little awkwardly (but sincerely enough), “Didn’t mean to be offensive.”

I quickly smiled and brushed it off, said he wasn’t, said I was just saying. (Don’t want to make the customers uncomfortable, you know?) And that was the end of it. His comment had rubbed me the wrong way, but it wasn’t a big deal. Now, I wear a 20-inch corset. I’m a few cup sizes short of being one of the Barbie dolls. Like his girlfriend, I’m one of the “hot chicks”; he doesn’t have to worry about offending me by implying that I wouldn’t be fun to poke and pull at.

Honestly though, of all the people I fit sexy technically-undergarments to in a day, fat girls are maybe my favorite people to lace up. Because they are just so damn happy that we have stuff that fits them. They are so damn happy that the corsets we make in their sizes are all the same pretty, shiny colors and cool flower/dragon/skull/etc. prints that the smaller corsets are, not ugly beige and boring “granny” colors. They are so goddamn happy that at least one (of several on the grounds) corset shop carries things that they can wear, that they actually want to wear, and that they look fucking awesome in. This is only my second season working, and we’ve fit 60+ inch waists and double-K busts. The only people we’ve ever had to tell sorry, we don’t have anything that fits them, are twelve-year-old kids.

It’s half-wonderful, half-heartbreaking how excited those women get. Women who say with sad smiles, when we ask if they want to get fitted, “Oh, no, you don’t have anything that fits me,” and then are stunned when we’re 300% confident that yes we do, and we have options. Women who can’t stop smiling and looking at themselves in the mirror after we’ve got them laced in.

I had a lady last week whose waist I measured (cinching the tape tight, as per procedure) at 41 inches—honestly not all that big. So she picked out a 41-inch corset to try on. I could tell halfway through getting her laced that it was going to be a bit big for her, so I mentioned it and said she might do better to try a smaller size. She started crying on the spot. She was so overwhelmed; she couldn’t believe someone had just told her that a 41 was too big. She told me about how hard clothes shopping was for her, how her mother would tell her she needed an XXXL instead of an XXL, how she had recently lost weight but still couldn’t wear certain colors because they didn’t fit or she wasn’t confident enough.

She did end up getting her corset, and after I checked her out she asked if she could give me a hug, so we ended up standing there hugging each other for a minute. While we did, I told her, “Do not ever let anyone tell you any bullshit. You are gorgeous.” She said, “I have a new boyfriend and he keeps telling me that.” I told her he was right, and to just keep telling herself she’s gorgeous; it was okay if she didn’t always believe it, but to keep telling herself anyway. (That’s how I talked myself through shit when I had bad anxiety.)

We all know fat-shaming is bad. The stupidity, fatphobia, and misogyny of it has pissed me off since I first became aware of it. But working with clothing, especially as figure-hugging and precise as corsets, has given me a new perspective on it—how much it affects people and just how shitty it is. Like, what does it say that I had a grown, only average-big woman crying into my shoulder because she was so overjoyed not to be the uppermost extremity of what a manufacturer can clothe?

My job rocks and it’s really rewarding, but sometimes it highlights some of the ugliest shit about society. I’m so glad I work at a shop that’s not bullshit about body types and operates with more people in mind than just scrawny white chicks like me. The fat women I work with are a ton of fun to lace up, and they’re so much more than their size—they’re cool, they’re smart, they’re funny, they’re sweet, they’re great to talk to, and yes, they’re hot. I’m so damn done with them getting short-changed and shamed by petty fucks who refuse to make them nice clothes, who refuse to even try to work for them, who refuse to consider them pretty. This whole rant was useless and won’t get read, but I had to vent because it’s been driving me nuts.

So actually, screw you, random dude. Fat girls are the highlight of my job.

#when. when women wh. with belly. 💖💖 #body positivity

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for the tiny techno doodles u should put him in a little bowl :) boy soup

I was looking for a ham sandwich but I think I found a grilled cheese instead

#SLURPSLSUORPSOOEPSLORRRPSLOOORPSSSSSLSLOSPSLLSLORRRP #(soup eating noises) #technoblade

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random nonsensical fun fact I had RunAlong try and commission me a year ago for idk fuckass merch art but I had to decline because my ass did Not have that set up

and I only. found out about the shitty things that guy did right after it happened 🧍

#dodged a bullet WOO #if you aren’t aware who tf he is he was one of the many channels that got called out for. milking technos death #so. yike #idk I just experienced this flashback #anyways he’s on the blacklist 🥰🥰🥰 #brian soup

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"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....

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Very late 😭 but happy late birthday Michael ❤️❤️

#waughahaghhwa #ough I love #beeduo #micheal underscore beloved

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*Affectonately agressively boops you repeatedly*

I AM UNDER FUCKING SIEGE

#this is lagging so bad oh my god #tank for tha boops tho I am trying to return em LMAO #vals percieving box

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ACTIVATE THE BOOPABILITY PLEASE I NEED TO BOOP YOUR BEATIFUL ACCOUNT

booper Activated

#vals percieving box