#1:06 pm

[blk-xniverse]

Realizing that I've been unable to cry for weeks now bc I've become emotionally numb to everything is... something.

#I'm sad + depressed + exhausted + lonelier than ever but i can't cry about it! v frustrated abt this #abtme #1:06 pm

[lovemehatemex0]

Rainy days just make me want to lay in bed & have sex.

#1:06 pm

[satorusdiary]

8:43 pm - toji fushiguro

toji jerking off to you when you’re away :)

“ohh- fuck. angel.” the older man groans out, his fist rubbing up and down the base of his cock. it was a pain you were not home, he needed you right now. literally.

he hated when you were not around him, he missed your cute ass, your beautiful lips, your pretty smile, and your hands wrapped around his cock while you suck the living soul out of him.

his phone was on his left hand, a few photos of your nude beautiful body was on the screen. it helped guide him to his orgasm, the only thing that would be able to help him since you were not around.

his hand speeds up, slapping his cock on his screen. small droplets of precum spills onto your shared bed.

his mind continues to think about you. he thinks about being on top of you, his hips furiously slapping against yours as his cock hits a special squishy spot inside of you.

your beautiful moans bouncy over the walls of your bedroom, and the feeling of your tits pressed against his chest as he flips you into mating press. his favorite position.

"shit- baby. gonna cum." his low voice rumbles through his chest, he's close, insanely close. if only he was able to cum inside of you, or on your breasts instead of it landing on the sheets.

he grits his teeth, the feeling of frustration builds up in his chest as he aggressively pumps his wet cock.

after a few pumps, and many loud grunts- which he was sure his neighbors heard.. toji releases. many spurts of cum lands on the sheets, and as well on his bare, toned torso.

his body heats up, head feeling dizzy and fuzzy. but not fuzzy enough to block out the beautiful image of you by his side.

toji's cock lays limb against his chest, he curses to himself when he looks at the mess he made everywhere. without hesitation, he picks up his phone with messy hands and takes a few photos of his cock messed up with his cum to send to you while you're away with your friends.

toji my love sent 9:05 pm

5 images, 1 video

toji my love sent 9:05 pm

i miss you baby, come home soon and clean this mess for me.

toji my love sent 9:06 pm

i love you so much, more then anything.

your whole body heats up as you look at the images your pretty husband sent, making sure your phoen was out of sight from any of your other friends.

you couldn’t help but clench your thighs together, a wet feeling pooling in your underwear.

you stood up from the couch and coughed, smiling at your group of friends who we’re chatting the night away.

“i’m sorry guys, i have to get home. megumi isn’t feeling well.” you frowned, a total lie.

jujutsu kaisen masterlist

this man will always be my number 1.

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[mooooonnnzz]

don’t text and swing! // miles morales x reader

miles loves texting and he loves you, what could go wrong?

cute lil miles texting headcanons

sum short n simple

readers gender not rlly specified

ooc miles?? idfk how he would text so i tried my best 😭

requests r open!!

miles says mentirosa that jus means liar

⊱ ────── {⋅. ✯ .⋅} ────── ⊰

🕷️ You’re never guaranteed a full on conversation with Miles because most the time he leaves you on open. He doesn’t do it on purpose, really. He just so happens to be a very busy man so trying to talk to him when he isn’t saving New York is pretty difficult.

9:55 pm [ miles <3 ]: Hey did u still one of my jackets

9:55 pm [ miles <3 ]: *steal idk how i got still

9:55 pm [ miles <3 ]: Anyways I cant find it anywhere and ik u have something to with it

10:00 pm [ miles <3 ]: I know ur not ignoring me rn…

10:01 pm [ you ]: oh wow of course im the first person you blame

10:01 pm [ you ]: also i dont have it ☝️

10:02 pm [ miles <3 ]: Who else would take my jackets??

10:02 pm [ miles <3 ]: This also isn’t the first time my jackets OR hoodies have gone missing

10:02 pm [ miles <3 ]: And somehow they always end up in your room

10:03 pm [ miles <3 ]: Suspicious right…🤨

10:06 pm [ you ]: oh shit by some magical force

10:06 pm [ you ]: your jacket managed to teleport to my bed!!

10:07 pm [ you ]: and somehow…IT FLEW ON ME?? AND NOW IM WEARING IT?

10:07 pm [ you ]: this is actually crazy…

10:15 pm [ you ]: wait miles where did you go

10:25 pm [ you ]: are you mad?

10:30 pm [ you ]: no way ur mad

10:40 pm [ you ]: MILES

10:42 pm [ you ]: HELLO

10:43 pm [ you ]: MILESSSS

10:56 pm [ you ]: oh wait mb you’re probably busy saving somebody

10:56 pm [ you ]: got a lil crazy there

10:57 pm [ you ]: ignore all that

1:00 am [ miles <3 ]: I KNEW IT

1:00 am [ miles <3 ]: It’s okay i like you a little deranged 😩

1:03 am [ you ]: why are you texting me at one in the morning

1:04 am [ miles <3 ]: Why are you replying?

1:05 am [ you ]: have you been fighting since 10?

1:12 am [ miles <3 ]: I’ve been studying! 🤓

1:12 am [ you ]: LIAR i know what you are…

🕷️ You text him while he’s in the middle of fighting? You bet he’s going to respond. While giving himself a reasonable distance away from the villian, he holds out his pointer finger and says; “Hold on, let me respond to them real quick…” While they’re throwing punches at Miles, he’s dodging all of them while texting you back. Though, he’s text aren’t legible. At least he thinks they are! All Miles wants to do is talk to you, even if you don’t understand half the things he’s typing. Texting him while he’s swinging has the same effect. He has dropped his phone multiple times and he’s always caught it before it could land on the street, though when his webs come in contact with his screen it registers as someone typing so without even knowing he’s spamming you a whole bunch of jumbled letters.

3:45 pm [ you ]: hey miles can i come over for dinner

3:45 pm [ you ]: im craving ur moms food 😍

3:46 pm [ miles <3 ]: oys of cours

3:48 pm [ you ]: did u just have a stroke

3:53 pm [ miles <3 ]: noi busy

3:53 pm [ you ]: if you’re busy why r u texting me 😭

3:53 pm [ you ]: go back to fighting or wtv ur doing

3:56 pm [ miles <3 ]: i wMt to talk toyj

3:58 pm [ you ]: u can talk to me later miles

3:58 pm [ you ]: im not going away

4:00 pm [ miles <3 ]: hatr

5:46 pm [ miles <3 ]: HEYYY

5:46 pm [ you ]: HII are you not busy anymore

5:47 pm [ miles <3 ]: Yeah

5:48 pm [ miles <3 ]: How’s your day been?

5:49 pm [ you ]: it’s been ehhhhh

5:49 pm [ you ]: i’ve been missing you 😔

5:51 pm [ miles <3 ]: ooajbdko092828900

5:51 pm [ miles <3 ]: 08:$jjaoppapp

5:52 pm [ miles <3 ]: !!!!!

5:54 pm [ you ]: what

6:00 pm [ miles <3 ]: I DROPPED MY PHONE

6:01 pm [ miles <3 ]: ANYWAYS back to what you were saying

6:02 pm [ miles <3]: I’ve been missing you too

6:04 pm [ you ]: youre no better than those people who text and drive 😐

6:05 pm [ you ]: don’t text and swing miles

🕷️ He loves sending you videos of him showing off in his suit. He did a cool trick midair? He’s going to prop up his phone somewhere and start recording, once he perfects the move and edits out any unneeded footage and he sends them to you. He’s all giddy when he does, in his head he’s like, “Will that impress them?” “Do they think that’s cool?” “They’re going to love this!”

11:00 am [ miles <3 ]: (1 attachment video)

11:00 am [ miles <3 ]: What do you think??

11:00 am [ miles <3 ]: Pretty cool right

11:03 am [ you ]: (1 attachment photo)

11:04 am [ you ]: LOOK AT THE FACE YOU MADE WHWN YOU JUMPEDD AHHHHH 💀

11:04 am [ you ]: this is going to be my new lock screen

11:05 am [ miles <3 ]: 😐

11:06 am [ miles <3 ]: Are you going to ignore the cool spin i did?

11:07 am [ you ]: oh sorey

11:08 am [ you ]: THAT WAS A REALLY SICK SPIN

11:09 am [ miles <3 ]: Mentirosa 😒

🕷️ Miles also sends you photos. It ranges from him swinging in midair or him relaxing on top of a building with his lunch in hand. He loves to keep you updated on his life. You’re the only one in this universe that knows his secret, so he texts or shows you everything he comes across as SpiderMan.

3:00 pm [ miles <3 ]: (1 attachment photo)

3:00 pm [ miles <3 ]: Look how pretty the view is from up here

3:00 pm [ you ]: oooh that’s actually so pretty

3:01 pm [ you ]: who knew new york could actually look nice for once?

3:02 pm [ miles <3 ]: I’m going to take you here one day for lunch

6:54 pm [ miles <3 ]: (1 attachment photo)

6:54 pm [ miles <3 ]: You should put this as your lock screen

6:55 pm [ you ]: it’s just you doing the peace sign while swinging

6:55 pm [ miles <3 ]: You said that like it’s a bad thing

6:55 pm [ miles <3 ]: It’s a nice photo :(

6:58 pm [ you ]: look i set it as my lock screen

6:58 pm [ you ]: (1 screenshot)

6:59 pm [ you ]: everyones gonna see that i know spiderman

6:59 pm [ miles <3 ]: YES GOOD

🕷️ He texts you nonsense sometimes. You could be chilling, watching something to pass the time and he will text you something so utterly stupid you would have to take a moment to process it.

10:00 am [ miles <3]: (1 attachment photo)

10:00 am [ you ]: u just sent an empty plate of food?

10:00 am [ miles <3 ]: Yeah cuz I ate 😜

10:01 am [ miles <3 ]: Like literally

10:03 am [ you ]: enough.

fanks to everyone who sent in requests IM WIRITN G THEM RN ✍️

#into the spider verse #miles morales x reader #miles morales #across the spiderverse #miles morales head cannons #miles morales fanfic #miles morales fic #miles morales hc #miles morales text fic #spiderman across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse x reader

[youryurigoddess]

A nightingale sang in the London Blitz

When exactly was that certain night, the night Aziraphale and Crowley met — and spoke for the first time in 79 years in the midst of the London Blitz?

And what’s the deal with the nightingale’s song, really?

Grab something to drink and we’ll look for some Clues below.

The night they met

The Blitz, short for Blitzkrieg (literally: flash war) was a German aerial bombing campaign on British cities in the WW2, spanning between 7 September 1940 and 10 May 1941. The Luftwaffe attacks were carried out almost non stop, with great intensity meant to force a capitulation and similarly strong impact on British life and culture at the time.

Starting on 7 September 1940, London as the capital city was bombed for nearly 60 consecutive nights. More than one million London houses were destroyed or damaged, and more than 20,000 civilians were killed, half of the total victims of this campaign.

The night of 29 December 1940 saw the most ferocity, becoming what is now known as the Second Great Fire of London. The opening shot of the S2 1941 minisode is a direct reference to recordings of that event, with the miraculously saved St Paul’s Cathedral in the upper left corner.

The actual raid lasted between 06:15 and 09:45 PM, but its aftermath continued for days. The old and dense architecture of this particular part of the city turned into a flaming inferno larger than the Great Fire of 1666. Multiple buildings, including churches, were destroyed in just one night by over 100,000 bombs.

Incendiary bombs fell also on St Dunstan-in-the-East church that night, the real-life location of this scene as intended by Neil. It was gutted and again claimed by fire in one of the last air rides on 10 May, when the bomb destroyed the nave and roof and blew out the stained glass windows. The ruins survived to this day as a memorial park to the Blitz.

Such a delightfully Crowley thing to do: saving a bag of books with a demonic miracle adding to the biggest catastrophe for the publishing and book trade in years. 5 million volumes were lost, multiple bookshops and publishing houses destroyed in the December 29th raid alone.

Even without this context, judging by the seemingly unending night, overwhelming cold and darkness, broken heating at the theatre, and seasonal clothing (like Aziraphale and Crowley’s extremely nice winter coats), it’s rather clear that it was the very beginning of the year 1941.

Everything suggests that Aziraphale and Crowley’s Blitz reunion happened exactly 1900 years after their meeting in Rome — which, according to the script book, took place between 1 and 24 January 41 (Crowley was right: emperor Caligula was a mad tyrant and didn't need any additional tempting; there's a reason why he was murdered by his closest advisors, including members of his Praetorian Guard, on 24 January 41).

Interestingly, both events involved a role reversal in their otherwise stable dynamic, with Aziraphale spontaneously taking the lead instead of letting the demon be the one to do all the tempting and saving, and ended with a toast.

The S2 Easter Egg with the nuns of the Chattering Order of St Beryl playing table tennis at the theatre suggests that the Blitz meeting happened on a Tuesday afternoon, which doesn’t match any of the above mentioned days, but sets the in-universe date for 7 January 1941 or later.

The Chattering Order of Saint Beryl is under a vow to emulate Saint Beryl at all times, except on Tuesday afternoons, for half an hour, when the nuns are permitted to shut up, and, if they wish, to play table tennis.

The nightingale

January means one thing: absolutely no migratory birds in Europe yet. They’re blissfully wintering in the warm sun of Northern Africa at the time. But, ironically, when the real nightingales flew off, a certain song about them suddenly gained popularity in the West End of London.

It might be a shock, but A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square wasn’t a hit from the start — even though its creators, Eric Maschwitz and Manning Sherwin, were certainly established in their work at this point. The song was written in the then-small French fishing village of Le Lavandou shortly before the outbreak of the Second World War with first performance in the summer of 1939 in a local bar, where the melody was played on piano by the composer Manning Sherwin with the help of the resident saxophonist. Maschwitz sang his lyrics while holding a glass of wine, but nobody seemed impressed. It took time and a small miracle to change that.

Next year, the 23-year-old actress Judy Campbell had planned to perform a monologue of Dorothy Parker’s in the upcoming Eric Maschwitz revue „New Faces”. But somehow the script had been mislaid and, much to her horror, replaced with the song A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square. She had never professed to be a singer but even so, she gathered her courage and went out onto the moonlit set dressed in a white ball gown. Her heartfelt rendition of the now evocative ballad captured the audience’s imagination and catapulted her West End career to stardom.

It was precisely 11 April 1940 at the Comedy Theatre in Panton Street and the revue itself proved to be a great success — not only it kept playing two performances nightly through the Blitz, but also returned the next year. And the still operating Comedy Theatre is mere five minutes on foot from the Windmill Theatre, where Aziraphale performed in 1941, and not much longer from his bookshop.

Now, most Good Omens meta analyses focus on Vera Lynn’s version of the song from 5 June 1940, but it didn’t get much attention until autumn, specifically 15 November, when Glenn Miller and his orchestra published another recording. And Glenn Miller himself is a huge point of reference in Good Omens 2.

According to the official commentary the infamous credits scene is establishing Aziraphale and Crowley’s final resolve for the next season using the same narrative device The Glenn Miller Story (1954) does in its most crucial scene. It starts with the tune (and audio in general) totally flat, then adds a piano on one side, and gradually becomes fully multidimensional. The Good Omens credits not only emulate the same sound effect, but bring it to the visual side of the narrative by literally combining the individual perspectives of the two characters together. Even though they’re physically apart, their resolve — and love to each other — brings them even closer than before. Aziraphale smiles not because he’s being brainwashed, but because he knows exactly what to do next.

Some of you might have noticed that Tori Amos’s performance for Good Omens is actually a slightly shortened version of Miller’s recording — much less sorrowful than Vera Lynn’s full lyrics that include i.a. this bridge:

The dawn came stealing up

All gold and blue

To interrupt our rendez-vous

I still remember how you smiled and said

Was that a dream or was it true?

Which is a huge hint when it comes to what we can expect from the main romantic plot line in the Good Omens series. The original song introduces an element of the doubt — it seems like there was no nightingale at all, only the mirage woven by the singer clearly intoxicated with love, much like Aziraphale and Crowley for the length of the last six episodes. Crowley’s comment in the season finale might allude to that interpretation, stating that there are no nightingales — never have been. It was all a dream. But the version we’re working with here is short and sweet, and devoid of that doubt. In the Good Omens universe angels were actually dining at the Ritz, the streets were truly paved with stars (or will be shown as such in the next season), and a nightingale really sang in Berkeley Square, as the omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent narrator, God Herself, had shown us.

All in all, it’s not an accident that the “modern” swing ballad activating Aziraphale’s memory and opening the 1941 minisode is the Moonlight Serenade by Glenn Miller. It’s a track naturally associated with A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square when it comes to music style and the sentiment in the lyrics.

But why the sudden popularity? In the great uncertainty and hardship of the Blitz, A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square provided solace and escapism for listeners, offering a glimpse of hope and love amidst the darkness of war. It became a universal anthem of resilience and a reminder of the power of love transcending difficulties. By January 1941 the whole city knew this tune by heart, including a certain West End aficionado with a cabinet full of theatre programs in his bookshop. Thanks to Maggie’s grandmother, he most probably had a record at hand to play during his spontaneous wine night with Crowley. We can only suspect the details, but it was was mutually established as their song exactly at that time or soon afterwards. Pretty sure we will see a third installment of that minisode for many, many reasons, but especially because of this “several days in 1941” answer by Neil:

The Man Hunt

In 1941 A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square gained even more popularity as the romantic theme of the Fritz Lang’s newest film Man Hunt. The 1939 story by Geoffrey Household first appeared under the title “Rogue Male” as a serial in the Atlantic Monthly Magazine where it received widespread comment, soon becoming a world-wide phenomenon in novel form. Its premise criticizes Britain's pre-war policy of appeasement with Germany, ready to sacrifice its own innocent citizens to the tentative status quo. Sounds a bit like Heaven's politics, right?

Yes, I'm trying to make you watch old movies again — like all the other classics, Man Hunt (1941) is easily available on YouTube and other streaming websites.

The next part will include spoilers, so scroll down to the next picture if you prefer to avoid them.

The plot of the movie seems simple enough: the tall, dark, and handsome Alan Thorndike, who nearly assassinates Hitler, narrowly escapes Germany and back in London continues to evade the Nazi agents sent after him with the help of a young trench-clad “seamstress” named Jerry, bridging the class divide and becoming unlikely friends-partners-romantic interests. It doesn’t end well though.

Jerry's small London apartment serves as a hideout for Alan when he was being followed by Nazis, similarly to how Aziraphale's bookshop is a safe haven for both Crowley and Gabriel in S2. She helps the man navigate the streets and eventually out of London — by sacrificing herself and getting forcefully separated from him by a patrolling policeman. The last time they see each other, Alan watches Jerry look back at him yearningly and disappear in the fog, followed by the elderly officer.

Unfortunately in the next scene we learn that the latter is a Nazi collaborator and helps the agents apprehend Jerry in her own flat. Staying loyal to her love and uncooperative, she’s ultimately thrown out of a window to her death, but posthumously saves Alan once again — through the arrow-shaped hatpin he gifted her earlier that is presented to him as the evidence of her off-screen fate.

Long story short, thanks to Jerry’s sacrifice Alan not only survives, but is able to join the war that broke out in the meantime and go back to Germany, armed with a rifle and a final resolve to end what he started, no matter how long will it take. The justice will be served and the dictator will pay with his life for his sins.

I wouldn’t be myself without mentioning that the main villain has a Roman chariot statue similar to the one in Aziraphale’s bookshop, an antique sculpture of St Sebastian (well-known as the gayest Catholic Saint) foreshadowing his demise, and a chess set symbolizing the titular manhunt/game of tag with the protagonist.

Aziraphale’s song

Will Aziraphale sacrifice himself as well? Or has he already? If his coin magic trick can be any indicator, we should expect at least a shadow of a danger touching the angel’s wings soon.

Let’s sum up the 1941 events from Aziraphale’s perspective: the very first time they’ve interacted after almost a century, Crowley actively sabotaged his entire existence twice by stepping onto a holy ground and by being outed by agents of Hell, both on the very same night and both because of his undying dedication to the angel. That’s enough of a reason not only for performing an apology dance, but also maintaining a careful distance for Crowley’s sake for the next 26 years. Only when he heard that his idiot was planning to rob a church, he gave up since he “can't have him risking his life”.

That’s when Crowley, sitting in a car parked right under his bookshop, offered him a ride. It wasn’t even subtle anymore. It was supposed to be a date, this time both of them understood it. But Aziraphale wouldn’t risk Crowley’s safety for his own happiness, especially not when he can name his feelings towards him and knows that they are reciprocated — the biggest lesson he learnt back in 1941.

So he did what he’s best at, he cut Crowley off again, but this time with a promise of catching up to his speed at some point. Buddy Holly’s Everyday, which was originally planned to play afterwards instead of the Good Omens theme, adds additional context here:

No, thank you. Oh, don’t look so disappointed. Perhaps one day we could... I don't know… Go for a picnic. Dine at the Ritz.

Aziraphale, carefully looking around and feeling observed through the whole conversation in the Bentley, consciously used the “Dine at the Ritz” line from A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square, from their song, as a code only the two of them understand. Not as a suggestion to go out for a meal, but a promise. A hope for the privilege of being openly in love and together — maybe someday, not now, when it’s too dangerous — even if it leads to a bad ending.

Fast forward to 2023 when for one dreadful moment Crowley’s “No nightingales” robbed Aziraphale even of that semblance of hope. He looked away, unable to stop his tears anymore. Only their kiss helped him pull himself together and make sure that a nightingale did sing the last time he turned — just like in their song — this time without a smile, as a goodbye.

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[she-is-ovarit]

Over 338 women were killed in Turkey since March 2023, an activist group says. ISTANBUL -- Thousands of women took to the streets of Istanbul, Turkey, to mark International Women's Day Friday despite a ban by the government, demanding equality and change of laws to protect women and help them gain their rights in the country and around the world. Waving purple flags as a sign of International Women's Day, they filled the air with slogans and rallying cries despite a ban on rallies by authorities. "The world would shake if women were free," "Resist for rebellion, resist for freedom," and "Woman, Life, Freedom," they chanted. While the police had blocked access to the streets leading to the protest location several hours ahead, some women said they figured out their own ways to get there and participate in the protest. "I have been here in this coffeeshop today at 1 pm to make it here at 7:30 pm," Irem, 35, told ABC News. "Women's rights are basically nonexistent in Turkey right now," she added. Turkey was the first country to join the Istanbul Convention in March 2012 which aims at preventing gender-based violence by setting legally binding standards to protect victims and punish perpetrators. However, 9 years later, in 2021, Turkey became the first and only country that left the convention in a decision made by President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan's Islamic leaning government who believed the treaty eroded their conservative values.

Irem said the Turkish government has been backsliding in terms of women's rights and mentioned the rising number of femicide cases across Turkey over the past 10 to15 years. According to We Will Stop Femicide, a prominent activist group in Turkey, 338 women have been murdered since March 2023, and 248 died under suspicious circumstances. The campaign added that 212 of these women were killed at home, 134 of them by their husbands, 47 by their boyfriends, and 36 by their ex-husbands. Two of the victims did not know their murderers at all, according to the group. Protestors called for more unity among women and for finding ways to get out of the situation and make things better for women and members of minority groups such as the LGBTOAI community. Yagmour, a young protestor wearing an all-purple outfit and makeup, said she has attended the 8th of March protests in different cities of Turkey over the years. Despite her disappointment with the government's policies, she said she keeps up her hopes in women's power from around the world to pay attention to each other and also to the situation in Turkey. "As women, it is important that we all stay together, no matter what nationality," she told ABC News.

This article is written by Somayeh Malekian, Maggie Rulli, and Engin Bas, March 9, 2024, 5:06 AM

#Turkey #women's rights #feminism #global feminism #Turkish women #violence against women #domestic violence #femicide #sex based oppression #male violence #womens rights #female liberation now

[feelbokkie]

[1:06 PM]

☀️Feelbokkie M.list☀️

genre: fluff drabble, slight crack

pov: 2nd person

description: Felix may or may have not taught your child how to swear like a true Aussi. (i was having brain rot for this specific scenario after a talk about hyunlix's bby and I literally could not work on anything else until I wrote it out)

pairing: dad!Felix x reader

warnings: aggressive swearing (c*nt)

word count: 172

©feelbokkie (2023) — all rights reserved. reposting/modification of any kind is not tolerated.

"Felix, my love, please tell me why I found our 3-year-old playing alone in her room calling her stuffed duck a 'fucking cunt?'" You ask, walking into the kitchen where Felix was making lunch for the three of you. You set the laundry basket on the floor and walk up next to him. Felix lets out a hearty laugh.

"Maybe Sir Quacks-a-Lot was being a fucking cunt?" He chuckles.

"It's not funny. She's 3 and has the mouth of a sailor!" You softly slap his arm.

"It's kind of funny. I swear she's not that bad though." He finishes putting the food on the plates and starts taking it to the table.

"Oh for fuck's sake," You hear a tiny voice say from down the hall. You turn to Felix and and quirk an eyebrow, crossing your arms.

"To be fair, I thought she had her headphones on." He sheepishly smiles.

"Uh huh... Lovebug! Come say goodbye to daddy! He's going to spend some time at Uncle Channie's for a time out."

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Buy me a coffee?

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[fandomgirlz01]

It’s Just A Little Bug

Colby Brock x Reader

Imagine on my fandom instagram?: No

Prompt?: No

Request?: Yes By: @Bug_B01_bl3h on Wattpad

Requested prompt?: No

Ko-fi

Masterlist

Warnings here

You can listen to the story be read out loud here.

Post Date: March 3rd 2023

Post Time: 1:06 pm

Edited: Yes

Word count: 6,051

Summary: Colby has an important meeting to go to, but he gets a really bad stomach bug. He insists that he’s fine, but needs the reader to convince him he needs a much deserved break. Will he listen to her and take the break? What will happen if he doesn’t? 

PSA: This is mostly just fluff with a little 🤏🏻 bit of angst and by a little bit I really mean a good section of it, other then that it’s mostly just fluffy.

Y/n’s Pov:

I wake up to the sound of the toilet flushing and blink a few times to let my eyes adjust. I frown as I feel Colby’s side of the bed and it’s cold, meaning he’s been up for a bit. I wait for a few minutes for him to come back, but when he doesn’t I push the duvet back with furrowed brows and get up. 

I shiver lightly when my feet hit the floor, even if it is carpet, but keep walking. I walk over to the mostly closed bathroom door and knock on it. 

“Babe, you ok?” I ask as I slightly push the door open to peer in. 

“Yeah. I’m fine. Go back to bed, I’ll be there in a few, nug,” Colby groans out from the floor next to the toilet. 

“You don’t seem fine, Colby. Baby, are you sick?” I ask him as I fully walk in and over to him. 

“No. Babe, I’m fine, really,” Colby tells me and I give him a hum of disbelief as I sit down on the tub right behind him. 

“I don’t believe you. You’re sweating and by the looks of it, puking. Nobody pukes when they feel fine, babe,” I point out as I run my hand through his hair and he groans, laying his head against the porcelain of the toilet. 

“Not to mention you feel a little hot too,” I tell him as I use the back of my hand to feel his forehead lightly before running my hand through his hair again. 

“You think I’m hot, huh?” he asks with a tired smirk and I scoff playfully. 

“I definitely think you are. If I didn’t I wouldn’t be wearing this ring, but that’s not what I meant and you know it,” I tell him with a roll of my eyes as I hold up my hand, letting the ring glitter in the light of the bathroom. 

He smiles softly at me for a moment as he reaches his hand out to me and I grab onto his. He plays with my ring —that he'd given me a few weeks ago— for a moment before he lets out a groan as he leans over like he’s going to puke again, but he doesn’t. As he sits up a little more I rub his back. 

“It’s ok if you aren’t feeling well, baby. You can just take a day or two from work,” I tell him as I move my hand to scratch and run my nails over his scalp, making him sigh as he closes his eyes for a moment. 

“I can’t… I have that big meeting in the morning, remember? I have to get better,” he groans out before sitting up and puking again. 

“Oh, baby…” I coo at him as I rub his back for a moment.

“Babe. I’m sure Sam will be fine taking the meeting,” I tell him as he sits back on the floor. 

“I don’t wanna make Sammy do that. He took the meeting last week and the one the week before that,” he groans out, leaning his head against the toilet still, but now he looks up at me with sad eyes. 

“Let’s just focus on getting you better right now. If you're better in the morning, you can go, ok?” I tell him just to try to appease him so he’ll listen, and to my surprise he nods tiredly. 

“Here. I’ll be right back,” I inform him and he nods as he slumps against the side again. 

I quickly rush down to the kitchen and pour him a glass of water. I look in the pantry to see if we have crackers or something, but see nothing so I close it and decide I’ll make a trip to the store when I get a chance. I grab the glass of water and walk back up the stairs to our room. 

I walk back through our room and to the bathroom where I see him now half asleep by the toilet. I frown and set the water down before walking over to our linen closet. I grab a washcloth and get it wet with slightly cold water. 

I then walk back over to him and put the washcloth to his head, making him jump awake. He looks up at me and I smile softly back at him as I now dab the cloth to his neck. 

“Sorry, baby. I just thought the cold might help you a bit. There’s also water here for you. You think you’re ready to go back to bed?” I ask him and he slowly nods in his half sleepy haze. 

“Ok. Come on then. Let’s get you up,” I tell him and he grabs my hand. 

He flushes the toilet before slowly getting up with my help to steady him. Once he’s standing, I hand him the water and he shakes his head. 

“I want to brush my teeth first. Get this nasty taste out of my mouth,” he tells me and I nod before setting the water back on the counter. 

“Ok. You do that and I’m going to see if I can find some kind of bucket to keep by the bed, ok?” I ask him and he nods in agreement. 

I walk back out into our room and see his trash bin. I quickly go over to it and take the bag out before tying it closed and leaving it by the door to take out later. Just as I stand up straight, he shuffles back out with a small groan. 

He shuffles over to the bed and I follow behind him. He slowly gets back into the bed and when I’m sure he’s in, I pull the covers over him. He sighs when he finally feels comfortable and I smile softly at him. 

“Go back to sleep, honey. I’m going to run down to the store and get a few things. I’ll be right back,” I tell him before leaning down to leave a kiss on his forehead. 

I stand, ready to leave, but he pulls me back as he shakes his head. He holds me in place and I arch a brow at him. 

“Don’t go. It’s not safe for you to go out alone. I’ll be fine. Really, nug, stay,” he practically begs me, playing with my ring again, and I sigh. 

“Colbs, you need fluids, hon. You need to stay hydrated, not to mention foods that you can eat,” I try to make my point known and he shakes his head. 

“Don’t go,” he reiterates himself, shaking his head and I sigh. 

“Colbs. Baby. I have to,” I reiterate myself this time and he huffs, crossing his arms while pouting at me. 

“Please don’t pout. You know I’ll agree if you pout,” I tell him and run my hand through his hair as he tiredly smirks at me. 

“Kinda the point, nug,” he tells me with a playful eye roll and I sigh once again. 

“Look. Will it make you feel better if I wake Sam and ask him to come with me?” I ask and he sits up a little more as if it intrigues him. 

“It’d make me feel a whole lot better at this hour in Vegas, nug, but are you sure you wanna wake him?” he asks as he once again sinks back into the bed. 

“I guess I’ll have to if it’ll make you feel better about it. Go to sleep, I’ll be back soon,” I promise him as I scratch at his head and he sighs, sinking even further into the bed. 

“Ok. Go to sleep. Bucket’s right here if you need it. I’ll be as quick as I can,” I promise again only to smile when I get a soft hum back. 

Once I’m sure he’s asleep, I walk to the closest and put on a pull-over. I grab my purse and put on some easy slip-on shoes. When I’m done grabbing my stuff, I quietly walk over to my side of the bed and grab my phone before heading to the door. 

On the way out I grab the garbage bag to take out and when the door is shut quietly, I start walking towards Sam’s room. I knock on the door lightly and it takes a minute, but soon he’s opening the door. 

“Oh, you're already up. So I didn’t wake you. Good,” I comment and he nods. 

“Yeah, me and Kat decided to watch a movie tonight. What’s up?” he asks and I peek in to see Kat sitting on the bed, playing on her phone. 

“Hi, Kat!” I shout to her and she smiles while looking up at me before giving a small wave. 

“Hi, y/n,” she replies and I wave back at her. 

“So what’s up?” Sam asks and I giggle. 

“Oh, yeah. Colby’s pretty sick and we have nothing in this new house for sick people. I was going to run to the store to get stuff, but-” I start to explain and Sam shakes his head. 

“Colby told you not to go alone, huh?” he asks and I nod. 

“Yeah. So I promised him I’d ask you to tag along,” I agree with him and he chuckles. 

“Babe," he says to Kat. "Do you care if I go to the store with y/n?”

“No. Go ahead. Can you get me a Hickory sticks please?” Kat asks him and he nods as he picks up his keys. 

“Alright. Let’s go then,” he tells me before stepping out of the room and closing the door behind him. 

“How sick exactly is he?” Sam asks as we walk out of the house and to his car. 

“I think it’s a stomach bug. He went to bed not feeling too well, but was convinced it’d go away. I just woke up like maybe fifteen to twenty minutes ago to him puking,” I explain as he unlocks the car and I open my door to slide into the passenger side seat. 

“I’m going to need to get us a new thermometer too. I have no idea where ours went after the move,” I comment as he starts the car up and pulls out onto the road. 

“Let me guess, he’s insisting on going to the meeting tomorrow?” Sam asks quickly, looking at me for a moment before looking back to the road and I sigh. 

“Yeah. He won’t listen to reason. I told him I was sure you’d be ok with taking it if he’s sick, but you know Colbs,” I tell him and he hums in agreement while turning his blinker on. 

“I told him that we’d see in the morning, but I’m definitely not letting him go,” I finished and he nods in agreement. 

“I wouldn’t be letting him go either. It’s ok, I’ll take it,” he promises me and I sigh in relief that he’s on my side. 

“Thank you, Sam,” I tell him and he nods, reaching down for my hand to give it a soft squeeze. 

“You’re welcome. I know Colby can be a little difficult when he’s sick. He just sometimes doesn’t get when he needs breaks. I’m glad he has you to make him take them,” he tells me as he parks the car and turns it off. 

“Well, I did agree to in sickness and in health, or at least I will be in a few months,” I tell him with a shrug and Sam grins, nodding before unbuckling himself. 

“And I’m excited for you guys. I bet you’ll look super beautiful in your dress. So beautiful, Colby may cry,” he jokes and I giggle. 

“Colby, cry? Whatever are you talking about?” I joke back and he rolls his eyes as he lets out a groan. 

“Oh, he’ll cry alright…” he adds on and I giggle smiling. 

“Thank you, Sam. I’m sure he will,” I tell him and he nods as he pushes his door open. 

We both get out and walk over to the store. 

“Wanna split up then meet back at the till’s?” I ask him and he purses his lips as I grab a basket. 

“It’ll get us done quicker and home sooner, Sammy,” I tell him with a giggle as I walk a little further into the store and he shakes his head. 

“Deal, but meet back in exactly ten minutes,” he tells me, pointing a finger at me and I giggle. 

“Fifteen minutes tops,” I playfully tell him and he rolls his eyes. 

“Fine, fifteen minutes, but right back here,” Sam says and I nod in agreement, smiling at him. 

I then quickly turn and start to walk to the aisle I know the thermometer will be in. I walk down to the whole wall of medicines, quickly looking over them just to see if there’s one that could help Colby, but unfortunately find none. 

“He’s just going to have to ride this one out,” I think to myself as I move a little further down the aisle to look for the thermometer. I look over the many different options and read through the information on the back of some of them before deciding which I want. 

I grab one and quickly set it in the basket before fully standing up from where I had crouched down. I quickly look at my watch and see I have about ten more minutes till I have to meet up with Sam. I decide to go over to get him crackers and some soup. 

I also get him some cold and hot therapeutic ice packs, some 7up and Gatorade, as well as some jello and pudding. Last I grab a multi pack of toothbrushes, knowing he’ll probably want a new one after it’s last use. 

Once I’m sure I have everything, I head back towards the tills only to find Sam already paying. He looks up just as I walk up to the self checkout and smiles, making me giggle. I quickly scan the items and pay, then put it all in the bag I keep in my purse. 

Sam finishes before me and waits at the end of the self checkout. I quickly grab the receipt and my bag of stuff before walking over to meet him. 

“Ready to go?” he asks and I nod. 

“Yeah. Let’s go,” I tell him as we start to walk. 

We walk out of the store and start down the aisle he parked on as my phone starts to ring. I look at Sam in confusion and he shrugs as I move the bag from my right hand to my left. I pull my phone out to see it’s Kat calling and answer as we continue walking. 

“Hey. What’s up?” I ask her and I hear her huff. 

“So, I went in to check on Colby just because I thought I should, and he’s like really burning up,” she explains in a rushed tone and Sam takes the bags from my hands. 

He opens his trunk and puts the bags in before turning to look at me as I talk to his girlfriend. Sam arches an eyebrow at me for a moment as he waits to know what’s going on. 

“How hot is his forehead?” I ask and she clicks her tongue as Sam stands up a little straighter at the sound of her panic. 

“Too hot. I couldn’t even really touch his forehead. I don’t know what to do. He’s really out of it too. Thought I was you,” she explains in a panicked, rushed tone. 

“Colby, no! Put it back on your head!” Kat shouts and I look up at Sam in a panic. 

He nods at me before rushing around his side and I rush to mine. Sam quickly gets in and lets me in. I buckle in while Sam starts the car up and quickly starts to pull out of the parking space. 

“Kat. Do you think you can get him in a cold bath?” I ask her in my calmest voice. 

“I have him keeping a cold cloth on his head, but I may need Sam’s help to get him in the tub,” she tells me and I nod, biting my lip. 

“Ok. Well keep him drinking water and keep the wash cloth as cold as you can. We’re just down the street. Should be home here in a bit,” I calmly explain what she needs to do. 

“Ok. See you in a bit,” she replies and I let out a sigh. 

“See you in a minute,” I agree before hanging my phone back up. 

“How’d you know to do that?” Sam asks as he continues to drive and I start to fidget in my seat. 

“How’d I know to do what?” I ask him as I fidget with my ring while sitting up as straight as I can. 

“To put him in a cold bath?” Sam clarifies and I bite at my lip. 

“Ahh… when I was little, I’d get really bad fevers and it’d get to the point where I’d almost start seizing. So when I got super close the first time, my dad rushed me to the bathroom and held me in an ice cold bath,” I explain and Sam’s eyes widen a little. 

“Oh. Shit. Y/n, that’s crazy. Did they ever stop?” he gasps in shock before moving onto his question and I sigh. 

“The cold baths help get the fever down most of the time. They usually happen in kids, but the occasional adult can seize with no signs of problems. I haven’t had one since before meeting Colby,” I continue to explain and Sam shakes his head. 

“Does he know about this?” Sam asks and I puff out a breath. 

“Yes, Sam, he knows. I told him in case I do indeed have one when he’s around so he’ll know what to do,” I tell him in an anxious tone. 

“Ok. He’ll be ok, ya know,” Sam says and I jump. 

“If he starts to seize while we’re away, he’ll need a hospital, Sam,” I tell him and he shakes his head. 

“And he won’t. Kat's got him, she'll keep him good till we get there. Plus, we’re almost there,” he tells me in a reassuring tone and I shake my head. 

“You can’t know that…” I tell him and he sighs. 

“Y/n. I do know that. It’s Colby,” Sam replies and I sigh, nodding. 

“Let’s just get home, please,” I practically beg and he nods back. 

Soon before I know it, Sam is pulling up to the house and he doesn’t even get a chance to park as I throw my door open. I quickly get out and head inside, rushing to our room. 

“Oh, y/n! You're here, good. He’s a little out of it,” Kat tells me as I walk in. 

“Nugget! Where you been, huh? Come cuddle?” Colby shouts excitedly, holding his arms out for me. 

“Not right now, hon. First we gotta take your temperature, ok?” I ask him as Sam walks in with all the bags. 

“Oh my gosh. I’m sorry, Sam. I completely forgot,” I tell him as he sets the bags down. 

“It’s no problem, y/n. You're good,” he tells me as he walks over to me. 

“Go run him that cold bath. I’ll help Kat carry him into the bathroom. Do you think you’ll need my help actually getting him into the tub?” Sam asks and I shake my head. 

“I think I can possibly coerce him in. If not, I’ll let you know,” I answer and he nods before I walk off into the bathroom. 

I quickly turn the water on and turn it to the coldest it’ll go. I test it for a second, nodding to myself when it feels nice and cold. The door opens as Sam and Kat walk in, each with one of Colby’s arms wrapped around their shoulder. 

“You got him from here?” Sam asks as I take the arm he’s holding. 

“I should. I’ll shout if I need you,” I tell him and he nods. 

“Ok. We’ll go put your cold stuff away for you,” Sam informs me as he picks up the bag of drinks. 

“Ok. Thank you,” I agree with him, nodding and he smiles softly at me. 

“It’s no problem at all, y/n. Call me if you need anything,” he says one last time and I nod before he and Kat walk out. 

“Colbs. Baby. I need you to start undressing please,” I tell him, and he smiles, confusing me. 

“Baby! You're home,” he says and I sigh. 

“Yes, hon. I’m home. Now, help me undress you, please?” I ask him and he smirks lazily. 

“You wanna get me naked…” he says as he slowly bounces his eyebrows at me and I groan. 

“No, baby. Not right now. We need to get your temperature down, so you need to get into the bath,” I try explaining to him, but he seems to zone out. 

“Colby?” I ask with a frown and he starts to sway a bit. 

“Ok… woah. Woah. Woah. Let’s just sit you down, baby,” I tell him as I softly guide him back to the closed toilet. 

I set him down on it and look down at him for a moment before playing with his hair. He still looks distant for a second before his eyes close and I sigh softly before reaching down to the bottom of his shirt. 

“Arms up, babe,” I command gently as I tap his side. I smile softly as he does as I ask before I slowly and carefully pull his tank off. 

“Ok. Now your pants, baby,” I again command as I tap his leg before reaching for his waist. 

He continues to space out as I pull his sweats off his legs. I look up at him and it seems he starts to sway. 

“Ok, baby. We need to get you in. I’m leaving your boxers on. I promise I’ll get you a new pair after,” I tell him and I expect him to make another joke about me getting him naked, but he doesn’t, making me frown. 

“Ok. Come on,” I lightly command as I pull him up off the seat. 

We walk over to the tub and I quickly make sure it’s still cold. I then pull him a little closer in hopes he’ll step into it. 

“Colbs, honey. You need to get in,” I tell him and he finally lifts his left leg. 

“Damn, that’s cold,” he points out and I let a small smile fall on my face. 

“I know, my love, but you have to get in farther,” I tell him, but he doesn’t reply as he slowly starts to sway. 

“Colby, please get into the tub. You have one foot in, now the other one,” I coach him softly and he listens, putting his other foot in. 

“Ok. Now sink down, baby. The water should bring your temp down significantly,” I command him and he slowly does with my help. 

Once in, he sits back for a moment before he shivers lightly. He finally seems to clear up as he looks over at me. 

“Oh hi, baby,” he comments and I giggle, lightly shaking my head. 

“Hi, hun. How you feeling?” I ask him as I now smooth back his hair. 

“Cold and like I’m sick,” he groans out and I giggle lightly. 

“Well. I think your temperature has gone down. I’m going to check just in case though,” I tell him and he nods as he starts to shiver a little more. 

I walk out of the bathroom and over to the bags Sam had left before rooting through them. It takes me a moment, but I soon find the thermometer I’d bought and take it out of the bag. Once I have the box, I start back to the bathroom while trying to open it. 

“Uggh. Dumb box,” I mutter as I walk back in and Colby smiles softly at me before lifting his hand out of the water. 

“Give it here, baby,” he opens and closes his shaking hand as a way of telling me to give it to him. 

“Are you sure?” I ask him and he chuckles again. 

“I may be cold and sick, nug, but I can still help you even then,” he jokes, rolling his eyes playfully and I smile, glad he’s back to somewhat normal. 

“Okay. Here you go then,” I tell him as I set the box in his hand. 

His hand closes around it before he’s pulling it back towards himself. His other hand comes out of the water and he effortlessly pulls the tab of the box open. With a smirk, he hands it back to me and I giggle as I take it from him. 

“Thank you, my love,” I tell him as I stand and leave a kiss on his head, making him cringe. 

“Baaaaabe!” he dramatically groans and I giggle as I quickly start to pull the thermometer out of the box. 

“What?” I ask, pretending I didn’t do anything and he rolls his eyes as I walk up to him. 

“You’re lucky I want to spend forever with you or I’d be gone after that,” he tells me and I playfully gasp. 

“Over a forehead kiss?” I dramatically ask as I put a hand to my heart. 

“Yes. Over a forehead kiss. Nug, you know what I always say…” he trails off and I hum in fake agreement. 

“Open your mouth, Colbs,” I tell him as I flick the thermometer lightly like the instructions tell me to and he does. 

“Ok. Under the tongue, babe,” I tell him and he rolls his eyes. 

“Those are the worst thermometers…” he comments and I giggle. 

“But it was the best one there,” I explain and he rolls his eyes again in exaggeration. 

I put it in his mouth and leave it in for a moment. After the moment is up, I lean back over to take it out of his mouth and look over it. 

“Says you're down to at least 102 now, so you should be good to get out,” I tell him and he sighs, throwing his head back. 

“Thank God. That shit was cold,” he exclaims as he stands up and I pass him his towel. 

“I know. I’m sorry. We can go cuddle in bed and warm you up now, though,” I tell him and he smiles tiredly at me. 

“That sounds wonderful, nug,” he tells me and I nod. 

“Ok. Then get out of your wet boxers and get changed into some other clothes, then we can,” I tell him and he nods. 

I go to walk out of the bathroom, but he pulls me back and I giggle when I see confusion on his face. He gives me a light pout and I poke his stomach. 

“What?” I ask him and he flicks my hand playfully but tiredly. 

“Where are you going?” he asks as he frowns again and I giggle. 

“I am going to get you some crackers and 7up. I promise I’ll be right back for those cuddles, but you need food in your system,” I explain to him as I poke at his stomach again and he shakes his head. 

“Ok, but hurry back… I want cuddles…” he agrees with a puppy dog look and I giggle. 

“There’s my sick cuddle bear. I was worried about him there for a moment. You were pretty out of it,” I admit as I put a hand on my hip. 

“Honestly I don’t really remember getting in,” he admits back and I sigh. 

“Symptoms of a very high fever, babe. I’m just happy you didn’t start having a seizure,” I tell him and he sighs. 

“I’m sorry you even know that, baby girl,” he apologizes and I shrug. 

“Don’t be sorry. Not like you ever made me get high fevers,” I tell him with a soft smile. 

“Ok. I’m going to get the crackers and 7up. I’ll be right back,” I promise him and he smiles at me. 

“You better be!” he jokes as I walk out, shaking my head. 

I walk down to the kitchen and grab a 7up along with a pack of the crackers. Once I have the stuff, I walk back up to our room and set it all down on Colby’s side table. I frown when I hear the toilet flush and Colby groan again. 

I quickly walk back to the bathroom only to find him where I’d found him earlier on. He once again sits with his head leaning against the toilet. 

“Oh, baby,” I coo as I go over to him, making him look up at me. 

“You feel like you're done?” I ask as I crouch down and rub his back soothingly. 

“Yeah, I might be,” he groans out before he sighs, leaning his head against the side of the toilet. 

“Ok. Let’s get you up and back to bed then,” I tell him as I rub the top of his back. 

“Come on, baby. Let’s go cuddle,” I comment as I help him stand up. 

“Do you wanna brush your teeth again?” I ask him and he shakes his head. 

“Just water, I don’t have the energy to brush right now,” he sluggishly tells me and I shrug, nodding. 

“That’s perfectly fine, my love,” I reassure him as best as I can before starting the walk to our bed. 

I guide him slowly over and help him sit down before he moves to lay down. He cuddles into his pillow and sighs. I smile softly before standing straight and taking a step over to the door, but Colby grabs onto my hand. 

“Nug, where ya going? I thought we were gonna cuddle?” he asks as he holds my hand so I won’t leave. 

“We are, honey, I promise. I was just going to get the 7up and crackers. I’ll be right back. They’re just on the table by the door,” I tell him and he nods, letting me go. 

I give him a soft smile before continuing over to our bedroom door. I quickly grab the two items and walk back over to place them on his bedside table. I then walk around the bed and pull the covers back before getting in. 

Colby smiles sheepishly at me as he holds his arms open and I giggle, laying down as he wraps them around me. I reach up and start scratching at his scalp and he lets out a sigh with his eyes closing. 

“I’m going to watch some tv. You ok with that, babe?” I ask him and he just tiredly hums. 

I grab the remote and turn the tv on and just watch mindless tv for a bit. Before I know it, my eyes start to slowly close and I’m lolled into a deep sleep. 

~Time Skip~

I scrunch up my face as I wake up to a light turning on in our dark room. I sit up and sigh when I don’t find Colby in bed again. I look over at the clock to see it says eight o’clock. 

With a sigh, I look over at where the light is coming from and see that it’s the closet light. I shake my head before getting up and walking over to the closet. I lean against the door frame with my arms crossed, watching as Colby gets dressed, but he doesn’t notice me and continues on. 

“What do you think you are doing?” I ask out loud and he startles, jumping ever so slightly. 

“Babe! You scared me,” he comments before going back to what he was doing. 

“I’m sorry, that wasn’t my intention. But what are you getting dressed for?” I ask him with a raised eyebrow and he gives me a sheepish look as he rubs at his neck. 

“Nothing…” he tries and I shake my head, making him sigh. 

“Fine… I was getting ready for the meeting…” he admits to me like a scared child would. 

“Oh no, you are not. You are not going anywhere. Change back into your sweats because you're not going anywhere,” I sternly tell him and he sighs. 

“Nug. I have to go. I can’t let Sammy take it again,” he practically pleads with me and I shake my head. 

“Colby. Sam already told me he’d take it. Now I’m not asking, I'm putting my foot down, babe. You almost had a seizure. I am not letting you out of the house until this bug passes,” I inform him in as stern of a tone I can. 

“Ok. Ok. Nug, I’ll change…” he agrees before coming over to me and wiping a tear I didn’t even realize fell. 

“I won’t leave. Sam can take it. I’m sorry,” he apologizes as he pulls me into a loose hug and I nod. 

“Thank you. I’m sorry, too. Just seeing it rather than being the one going through it…” I try to explain and he nods. 

“And it was you going through it… it just… it scared me, I guess,” I finish and he nods softly in understanding. 

“I’m so sorry I scared you, nug. I promise, I’ll stay right here with you until this bug is gone,” he tells me and I tighten my arms around him in thanks. 

“Ok. Go lay down, I'll be right there. Let me just change outta these jeans,” he says as he pulls back from our hug to look at me and I nod softly. 

He lets go of me and I sniffle lightly as I walk back to our bed. I get in and lay there for a few minutes, waiting for him to join me. Soon he comes back into our room, turning off the light of the closet before coming over and getting into the bed with me. 

He pauses as he sits before bending over and grabbing his trash bin. He pukes into it and I quickly jump to a sitting upright position to rub his back. 

“It’s ok, baby. Let it out,” I tell him and soon he finishes, picking his head up to look at me. 

“Give me the bin, babe,” I say, holding my hands out. 

“No. I can take care of it, nug,” he groans out and I sigh. 

“Colby, just give me the can. You don’t have the energy to take care of it. I’ll just go dump it and rinse it. I can handle it,” I tell him and he sighs, nodding tiredly before putting it into my hands. 

“Eat some of those crackers while I’m gone. I’ll be right back,” I promise him as I stand and head to the bathroom. 

As I walk over, I smile softly when I hear the packaging rustle, meaning he’s opening them before fully walking into the bathroom. I quickly dump the contents into the toilet before rinsing it in the bathtub. Once that’s done, I walk over and wash my hands of the germs before grabbing the bin and walking back out. 

“Ok. Here’s the bin, babe,” I tell him as I pass it back and he sets it back on the floor. 

“Thank you for taking such good care of me, nug,” he says as we both lay back down. 

“Always, Colby. In sickness and health in a few months, right? Why not start a little earlier,” I say with a playful shrug and he chuckles. 

“Are you done eating your crackers? Think you wanna get some more sleep now?” I ask him and he nods, cuddling me a little closer. 

“Sleep sounds wonderful, nug,” he mutters before sighing tiredly. 

“Then sleep, my love. Sleep,” I tell him as I rub at his belly. 

“Alright. Good night, nug. I love you,” he tells me and I smile softly as I continue to rub his stomach. 

“I love you too, Colby. Sleep,” I whisper as I cuddle ever so slightly closer. 

I wait till his breath evens out and pull the blankets up a little higher. Soon my eyes slowly start to close as I listen to his heartbeat and I fall into a peaceful sleep. 

The End. 

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[gentlebeardsbarngrill]

02/06/2024 Daily OFMD Recap

TLDR; New Events calendar; A Safe Space Ship Event; Watch Parties; Reminders; Cast & Crew Sightings; Clowning; OLD SPICE!; Stats!; Market Research?; Articles; Personal Update; Love Notes; Daily Darby / Tonight's Taika

== New Events Calendar from SaveOFMDCrew! ==

More events happening throughout the week! Tumblr Post

Tomorrow is Cosplay Day! Show off your cosplay and OFMD-Inspired outfits with the hashtags: #WearFineThingsWell!

= New Upcoming Event: A Safe Space Ship! =

Sunday, February 11th - Star of India in San Diego, CA! Museum Hrs: 10 am - 5 PM 1/2 Price Tickets!

== Watch Parties ==

Today's WWDITS watch party went great!

Lots of people had fun pointing out our lovely characters from the show (Mads, Taika, Rhys)

It actually went so well the SaveOFMDCrew twitter got banned! It's back though! If you can, please be sure to follow their backup account in case it happens again.

== Reminders! ==

Muppet Treasure Island - Feb 7th 2024 4PM EST, 1PM PST, 9 PM GMT

Watch Party Hashtags:

#MuppetPirates

#AdoptOurCrew

#SaveOFMD

== Cast & Crew Sightings ==

This was technically the 5th, but I don't think the excitement happened mostly today so I'm gonna throw it in! So Chaos Dad popped his head out yesterday just long enough to like Samba's BTS post on twitter and then also Samba and Rhys' little exchange.

And of course that triggered clowning since anytime Chaos Dad pops in we don our clown shoes. Thank you to @merryfinches for catching some of the discourse!

== Old Spice! ==

Well well well, we're back to polite menacing brands until they respond to us!

Looks like another Astroglide is starting up, the Crew is out there matching deodorants to characters. Thanks to @brainfugk for calling it out!

== Stats! Stats! Stats! ==

So close fam! Let's keep pushing that UK viewership if you have the time/spoons!

= Market Research Campaign about OFMD Potentially Going On? =

There's some speculation around the market research company YouGov potentially conducting research on OFMD. There's a big thread. Why is this important? Well this company works with streamers to measure viewership data, and if OFMD is in there...and someone's interested, that could be a good sign.

Some folks signed up, and if you're interested in doing so too, you can here.

== Articles ==

Some fun articles tonight, including Hard Drive again!

Joke Article: HBO Max Unveils Ominous New “Don’t Get Too Attached” Category

Our Flag Means Death and 9 Other Best TV Shows and Movies About Pirates

Our Flags Means Death fans get TV licence just to watch pirate show

== Personal Update ==

Some of you have heard, I got the COVID so I may be in and out over the next several days, I'm still trying to make sure I get to recaps though so don't worry! I'll let you know if I can't. Remember to mask up if you can and stay hydrated out there luvs!

== Love Notes ==

Alright lovelies. We've run out of Rhys videos for a few days so you're back to me being irritatingly loving at you! I saw this today on The Latest Kate's instagram and it reminded me of a few things I wanted to say. My brain is a bit covid-fogged so apologies if it's a bit wibbly wobbly.

We all struggle with so many little and big things in our lives. Whether it's mental health, self esteem, a physical ailment, love, lonliness, self-identity, family, friends, world conflicts, or anything, I could go on and on.

I know sometimes it feels like you are pushing so hard and you start making so much progress-- and then something, big or little stalls everything and you feel like you're having to start from scratch again.

I just want to send you a gentle reminder that progress isn't always linear. Just because you have lost momentum doesn't mean you've lost your progress. Every single situation is a learning opportunity and every time you run into a new hurdle, you learn from the last one.

You are wonderfully intelligent, kind, precious, complex people and no matter what you're dealing with, no matter how small or how big, you are moving forward and making headway bits at a time. Remember to be kind to yourself and don't beat yourself up for bad days.

We are so proud of you lovelies, remember that.

== Daily Darby / Tonight's Taika ==

Tonight's gifs are courtesy of the glorious, brilliant, talented, ever-enabling @celluloidbroomcloset from her post over here.

Ok, Good Afternoon, Good Evening and Goodnight all! <3

#daily ofmd recap #ofmd daily recap #ofmd daily recaps #daily ofmd recaps #rhys darby #david jenkins #taika waititi #our flag means death #ofmd #save ofmd #save our flag means death #save ofmd crew #adopt our crew

[stuffeddeer]

🦌 REQUESTS MASTERLIST main masterlist (link)

Yandere!Dazai hcs but I forgot they're supposed to be hcs - 10/28/23 cw: yandere themes (kidnapping, manipulation, stalking...)

Dazai with an emotional reader - 11/01/23

Various yandere!Dazais with a deer-like reader - 11/02/23 cw: yandere themes (kidnapping, possessiveness, manipulation...)

Yandere and normal! beast!Dazai thoughts - 11/02/23 cw: yandere themes (possessiveness...)

Aromantic!Dazai with an aromantic!reader - 11/05/23

Stockholm syndrome reader with asshole yandere!Dazai - 11/05/23 cw: yandere themes (gaslighting, kidnapping, manipulation...)

Dazai smells good - 11/06/23

ADA!reader and PM!Dazai - 11/07/23

Rockstar!Dazai catfishing you - 11/08/23

Romcom confession with Dazai - 11/09/23

Wearing ADA and PM!Dazai’s coat - 11/10/23

Smitten Dazai - 11/11/23

Matching bolo ties with Dazai - 11/11/23

Scary manipulative Dazai - 11/17/23 cw: yandere themes (gaslighting, manipulation...)

First kisses with various Dazais pt1 - 11/23/23 - and pt2 -11/23/23

Whipped Dazai jealous of Chuuya - 11/29/23

Dazai and Nikolai making you cry - 12/11/23 cw: cheating, whatever's going on in Nikolai's portion, both are terrible, first time writing for Nikolai so it's mediocre

Yandere!Dazai buying you plushies :) - 12/14/23 cw: yandere themes (kidnapping, manipulation, watching through cameras (?)...) - elaborating on the camera stuffie - 12/15/23 cw: yandere themes (kidnapping, watching through cameras...)

Dazai playing with elf!reader’s ears - 12/19/23

Giving beast!Dazai barrettes - 12/21/23

Tying up Dazai's bandages - 12/27/23

Dazai and a partner that's awkward with affection - 12/30/23

Pathetic stalker!Dazai who watches his darling sleep - 01/02/24 cw: yandere themes (stalking, breaking in, watching you sleep...)

Dazai wearing your makeup - 01/04/24

Beast!Dazai in the main universe - 01/05/24 cw: brief insinuation of beast!Dazai being underweight (more so than normal?)

[REDACTED] - 1/5/24 cw: NSFW, i dont write nsfw so cw: poorly written lmfao, Dazai touches himself on your bed, yandere themes (stalking, home invasion...)

Toy Story but with Nendoroid!Dazai - 01/11/24

15!Dazai winning you a plushie - 01/22/24

Negotiating kisses with PM and ADA!Dazai - 01/31/24

Dazai with an artist reader - 02/28/24

Spoiling Ranpo (The Beyblade Fic) - 02/29/24

Nikolai (and Dazai) when you hide things down your shirt - 03/03/24 cw: gn reader but breasts/bra is mentioned

Dazai is not a morning person - 03/05/24

Doormat reader ft. Dazai, Nikolai, Ranpo, Atsushi, Chuuya - 03/07/24

#dazai (stuffeddeer's version) #< i think thats so silly #masterlist #bsd x reader #bungou stray dogs x reader #bungo stray dogs x reader #bsd x gender neutral reader #bsd imagines #bsd scenarios

[sakura-hayashii]

03.02.24 - 1:06 pm

love. its such a normal thing but still so fucked up. almost everyone is scared of death… but when it comes to love we give our hearts away so easily. we know we are giving someone the power to literally destroy us. and when the time comes when they break our hearts… the only thing we can do is stand there as we let the power of heartbreak and betrayal slowly kill us. we are scared of weapons. scared of how fast bullets are and how sharp knives are. but to me… love is the fastest and sharpest weapon of them all. love hits you fast and hard… and often times you never see it coming. you give yourself away to the person you become infatuated with… letting yourself slowly bleed out. and when they leave, thats when the sharp pain finally hits… and it leaves you aching for longer than any pain ever could.

- S.H. // things ive never said #20 (via 2amthoughts)

#things ive never said #2amthoughts #personal thoughts #love #unrequited love #mental health #heartbreak #heartache #healing #truth #heartbroken #pain #personal #original post #writing #writers on tumblr #writers and poets #scared to love #spilled ink #aesthetic #poets on tumblr #I wrote this #for you #sakura #sakura hayashi #hayashi #S.H. #original writing #spilled thoughts #spilled words

[lovemehatemex0]

Just heard the reason someone was working from home today was because they were getting their piano tuned.

I’m sorry what.

#1:06 pm

[mins-fins]

NCT LIBRARY [ 💌 ] !

💌 NCT 127 ꜜ

skyline highlights! — (series; ongoing)

💌 MOON TAEIL

nothing here yet..

💌 JOHNNY SUH

nothing here yet..

💌 LEE TAEYONG

the course of true love — (long fic; work in progress)

💌 NAKAMOTO YUTA

nothing here yet..

💌 KIM DOYOUNG

nothing here yet..

💌 JEONG JAEHYUN

nothing here yet..

💌 KIM JUNGWOO

nothing here yet..

💌 NCT DREAM ꜜ

1, 2, 3 — (series; ongoing) signed, agent zero — (series; ongoing) sonatine — (long fic; work in progress)

💌 MARK LEE

pearls — (drabble) 20:20 pm — (timestamp) the spiderweb theory — (smau series; work in progress) endless nameless — (smau series; ongoing) there's nothing left for you — (drabble) remember summer days — (long fic; work in progress)

💌 HUANG RENJUN

two slow dancers — (drabble) bygone days — (drabble)

💌 LEE JENO

21:29 pm — (timestamp) operation ἐκλείπω (long fic; work in progress) oh fuck you cupid! — (long fic; work in progress)

💌 LEE DONGHYUCK

where do we go — (drabble) 02:09 am — (timestamp) oh fuck you cupid! — (long fic; work in progress) 06:10 am — (timestamp) june 20th — (drabble) missa solemnis — (drabble) should've been me — (drabble) boyfriend texts (smau oneshot) star — (drabble) haunted — (drabble) alright nancy drew! — (long fic; work in progress) send in the clowns — (long fic; work in progress)

💌 NA JAEMIN

junie — (drabble) you have one new voicemail from! — (oneshot) oh fuck you cupid! — (long fic; work in progress) 00:17 am — (timestamp) express moon — (long fic; work in progress) rose color — (long fic; work in progress)

💌 ZHONG CHENLE

audere est facere — (long fic; work in progress) unapologetically in love — (smau oneshot) you have one new voicemail from! — (oneshot) a day for love — (long fic; work in progress)

💌 PARK JISUNG

orbit of yours — (long fic) sincerely, a lovestruck fool — (long fic; work in progress)

💌 WAYV ꜜ

farewell, neverland — (long fic; work in progress)

💌 QIAN KUN

to the one i call love — (long fic; work in progress)

💌 TEN LEE

boyfriend texts — (smau oneshot) closure — (drabble) parenting chronicles — (long fic; work in progress) not now kitty cat! — (long fic; work in progress) easy there detective — (long fic; work in progress)

💌 DONG SICHENG

pareidolia — (drabble)

💌 XIAO DEJUN

buttercup — (smau series; work in progress) dal segno — (drabble) all flights are delayed — (long fic) r.i.p 2 my youth! — (long fic; work in progress)

💌 HUANG GUANHENG

dancing swords — (long fic; work in progress) r.i.p 2 my youth! — (long fic; work in progress)

💌 LIU YANGYANG

perfect moment — (smau series; work in progress) drop the controller! — (smau series; ongoing) space science — (drabble) delicate — (drabble; work in progress) r.i.p 2 my youth! (long fic; work in progress)

💌 NCT WISH ꜜ

nothing here yet..

#nct #nct 127 #nct dream #wayv #nct wish #nct imagines #nct scenarios #nct drabbles #nct reactions #nct x reader #nct x male reader #𖠗 :📼: ۫ bookshelf.. !

[tulowitzki]

i had to fact check this because it sounded so absolutely ridiculous and i wanted to know if it was true. so i went down the rabbit hole of figuring out what team castellanos was paying for in may 2011. specifically, may 2, 2011. he played for the west michigan whitecaps. 

i looked up his stats and found this:

between 2010 and april 30, 2011, castellanos had not hit any home runs. his first home run occurred on may 1, against the fort wayne tincaps.

now, bin laden was killed on may 2, 2011. however, it was around 1 am PKT. the game started at 3:06 pm eastern time on may 1, in fort wayne indiana. he hit his home run in the top of the first inning.

the time difference between pakistan and fort wayne is 10 hours. however, pakistan does not observe daylight saving time as it was discontinued in 2010. meaning that on may 1, the time difference was 9 hours. meaning that at 3:06 pm, it was 12:06 am in pakistan.

according to wikipedia:

tldr: not only was it actually the day of the raid, it was basically the same time. i strike out my previous comment; nick castellanos is that guy.

#nick castellanos #sorry i doubted you nick #baseball #mlb

[ateez-himari]

[240411] COACHELLA D-1

[NEW UPLOAD FROMM WOOYOUNG]

[PM 5:57] Look at this beautiful princess 🥰 Even prettier than the sunset #ateezvisual

[PM 5:58] Just kidding I got you guys, it's Hima! He went to get something from the lobby and left his phone in my room...so I stole it

[PM 5:58] He took those pictures earlier when we all went to a team dinner after rehearsal and I was going to post them, but I wanted to trick Tiny

[PM 5:59] I can't believe we get to perform in the Sahara tent, it's kind of intimidating. When we rehearsed there for the first time I couldn't believe it was real

[PM 6:00] We'll make sure to perform well tomorrow! I don't think I've ever been this nervous before, maybe during our first world tour?

[PM 6:00] ㅎㅎㅎ Alright I'll try to imagine everyone in the audience as potatoes before we go on stage. I might get hungry during our set though...

[PM 6:01] I sketched a few things to calm down, I might post them after our performance but they're kind of bad since they were done really quickly

[PM 6:01] I can hear him down the hall, I'll go before he suspects anything, it'll be our secret ♡ Love you so much, kisses!

[PM 6:06] I'm sorry to anyone coming to see us tomorrow but Himari won't be performing...she mysteriously disappeared after stealing an unnamed member's phone and trying to run away

#ateez au #ateez imagines #ateez 9th member #ateez extra member #ateez female member #kpop oc #HimaSocial♡

[throesofincreasingwonder]

So as of right now (May 28 12:06 pm Eastern time) the mobile site and only the mobile site (m.fanfiction.net) is still functional. I've been unable to save things to the internet archive but have found success with third party ff.net downloaders (I've been using fichub.net).

If you have anything off of ff.net that you want to save before it kicks the bucket completely, now is the time to save it.

UPDATE: people in the notes of the previously-reblogged post are claiming that www.fanfiction.net is still up but that fanfiction.net (no www) takes you to the wrong website. I'm unable to test this right now as I'm on mobile. For now I'm going to continue to save things like I've got the devil on my heels but I will investigate this further and update with more info.

FINAL UPDATE: finally got my laptop out to test it, and it looks like both m.fanfiction.net and www.fanfiction.net are both still up. Going to "fanfiction.net" (without the "www.") takes you to a different site entirely, so it looks like the spoofing claims hold water.

This still isn't... a great sign? And given that we've all been keeping an eye out for something like this I'd still recommend backing up anything off ff.net that you want to save, but this looks to have been a false alarm and a good reminder to double-check urls. The official ff.net site is still up as of 5/28/23 (1:56 pm Eastern time).

#original post #fanfiction.net #2023