#(( tanaka: 'trying day my lady?' ))

[viridwns]

Phantomhive daughter AU has been taking over my brain.

Masterlist

Vincent Phantomhive, the queen's guard dog. London's most eligible bachelor after the death of his wife. A man with a cold heart and cunning smile. Who has wits like no other and two equally smart sons.

The man who can manipulate people into doing things they never thought of doing. Mostly for his benefit.

This man, one of the most powerful people in London if not in the whole of England, has the sweetest, most kind-hearted daughter. An absolute sweetheart who couldn't even hurt a fly. She would help the servants simply to create a bond with them. She got the stubborness from her father and the angelic looks from her mother. A rare gem that the Phantomhive males set their lives on to protect.

She is always at her father's side. If not him, she's with one of the twins. No one has ever seen her alone. Bright young men are betting against each other about who could sweep the little Phantomhive lady off her feet.

No one has been able to do it yet, but just a few stay determined.

Now, with the twins attending Weston College and Vincent being out for business, it's open season for the young men.

Vincent has prepared for this, of course, and set Tanaka on 'protecting' duty. Alas, it is still his daughter, and his wits didn't pass her either. She's even worse with her tricks than Vincent ever was.

She is able to escape the mansion in one way or another, just to finally go outside again after her father left.

Vincent is strict with his daughter, but it doesn't really bother her most of the time.

It's just that when someone has been inside for two weeks, they would like to leave the premise for a bit.

Even if they have to break a few sacred rules to do it.

Daughter Phantomhive is intelligent, but when it comes to the real world, she doesn't have any knowledge of it.

She's too kind to the people on the street, puts too much trust in the shady man trying to sell her stuff.

Usually, Ciel was there to link their arms and fend of any unwanted salesman or just men in general. [Redacted] was there to distract her when Ciel got a bit...too heated.

But now she was on her own, no protection. Open season.

When the gossiping starts that the Phantomhive daughter is walking all alone on the streets, it'll only take minutes before nobles come from left and right to woo the young lady.

She is overwhelmed by the amount of attention, not knowing how to ward them off or how to excuse herself.

If Tanaka wasn't as 'trained' as he is, she would've thrown hands to get out. He found her in no time after he realized she tricked him.

Giving the nobles a stern look (if looks could kill) and guiding lady Phantomhive back to the mansion, he had to contact Vincent. With protests of the rule breaker, he eventually managed to get ahold of Vincent.

He was home in a day.

Goodbye privileges.

Vincent knew he wouldn't be able to keep this up. With his daughter growing older, smarter, and more rebellious, and Vincent being away for business all the time while his boys are at school, he couldn't keep her safe forever.

It was a last resort, but Undertaker was his only solution.

Undertaker would love to watch over precious miss Phantomhive, but alas, he is busy himself with some...project.

Of course, he doesn't like seeing his friend so distraught. So maybe he has another solution , one he isn't fond of himself.

Summoning a demon to protecting his daughter at all times.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

If it wasn't for Undertaker’s obsession interest in the Phantomhive family, he would never have helped with or even suggested this.

Vincent would get his hands red for his daughter. His soul was a cheap price to pay.

Finding a sacrafical lamb wasn't hard to come by as well.

Undertaker left right as the ritual started, not wanting to deal with the demon that was about to appear.

Sebastian.

That was the name of your new butler. The one your father hired to watch over you while he and your brothers were gone.

You had made a light joke about him having the same name as your and your brother's late dog. You had picked it out.

Sebastian only frowned at your remark.

What a great start.

The quite intimidating butler hovered over your shoulder day in and day out. Always ignoring your request for some privacy with a smile. Small talk didn't happen regularly as you chose to ignore the heavy presence of the man.

You tried every trick in your book to get rid of him even if it was only for a private strole through the garden. Sebastian only seemed amused by your attempts and encouraged you to keep trying. No matter what, he would always find you.

You never got angry with him, maybe a little fussy, but never angry. You started to like this cat and mouse game. It was something to keep your mind busy in these lonely days.

Vincent was a bit...stunned to see you hanging onto the chandelier when he got home. You weren't wearing one of the gowns he got you. Instead, you were dressed as a peasant boy. Even had your hair tucked neatly under a hat.

You were trying a new plan. Climb onto the chandelier via the stairs. Hide up there until you were certain Sebastian was at the other side of the mansion, and then go out looking like someone completely different to make it impossible to find you.

Your smile was forced as you awkwardly climbed down the stairs. You hadn't expected your father to come home today. Usually, he would send you a hundred letters asking how you were doing and that he would be home soon. He didn't do any of that on this business trip.

You just hoped he wasn't mad.

To your suprise, he took off the hat and kissed the crown of your head. He walked away with a smile as he waved the hat at you and told you to change.

Huh, guess he thought it was funny.

Your father seemed more at ease with this new butler watching you like a hawk.

Your brothers were a bit on the defense, though.

When it was family visiting weekend at Weston College, they could not stop staring daggers at Sebastian. You told them to be nice, but they argued that they didn't trust him one bit. Your father had to tell them off at one point when Ciel would literally shoo Sebastian away as [Redacted] showed you around the school.

Brothers will be brothers.

It was only when your father had a talk with your brothers behind closed doors (that you totally didn't eavesdrop on by hiding in the secret passageways of your home) that you started to get suspicious of who or what Sebastian was.

Your brothers had accepted the butler after that talk.

Your gut yelled at you even more when your father received yet another envelope stamped with the queen's sigil (that you totally didn't intercept when the mailman came), and shortly after he and Sebastian had some business at Weston College.

This was also the first time you were allowed to come along with your father.

Vincent had some business to do with the principal of the school. Sebastian became an undercover teacher. You had to swear to keep secret while you were trapped yet in another building. This time with everyone on your ass at all times.

Ah well, you were looking for a new challenge anyway.

Especially when four prefects were more than willing to help.

If only you knew their real intentions.

Your father wished you inherited his people reading skills instead of his art for tricking people.

#rice can't help it #kuroshitsuji #yandere bb #yandere black butler x reader #yandere kuroshitsuji x reader #yandere kuroshitsuji #yandere vincent phantomhive #yandere vincent x reader #yandere vincent #yandere vincent phantomhive x reader #yandere platonic ciel phantomhive #platonic yandere #plantonic black butler #platonic vincent Phantomhive

[midnight-in-town]

Frances Midford : The Mentor, a summary

To follow with my post about fighting against misinformation, here’s a first topic. 

Ciel’s remaining aunt is often viewed by the fandom as a mean lady who doesn’t care, because of a) all the mysteries around the family that Ciel doesn’t know about and b) the use of comic relief in Kuroshitsuji often used to hide some relevant clues, as previously demonstrated in this post. This is actually far from what her character really is about and I intend to demonstrate it now with a (long) recap post. 

I have talked about Frances a lot in the past, about her caring about our!Ciel and about her possibly knowing, like Tanaka, that he was lying about his identity. While the former is undeniably true, the latter is still up for debate. [X][X][X][X] However, with the upcoming adaptation of the Weston arc (probably) in 2024, I don’t want the old discourse to come back, so without further ado...

What Yana has said about Frances’ character

Besides our!Ciel, Frances is the last remaining Phantomhive (not counting real!Ciel as a BD). She’s Vincent’s younger sister, they both have the same parents (that is to say Claudia P and Cedric K. Ros) and she married out of the family (implying that maybe the Phantomhives have distant relatives still alive), becoming Lady Midford. 

According to Yana, Frances takes after their dad while Vincent takes after their mom and the same is true for her kids, meaning Ed takes after her (thus takes after his maternal grandfather) while Liz takes after Alexis. 

As far as her relationship with our!Ciel is concerned, here’s what Yana said in the guidebook : “Frances' strength of character is why Sebastian chose her as a role model Ciel should follow”. Since her relationship with Lizzie is sometimes also viewed negatively, I’d like to add that both in the guidebook and on twitter, Yana said that “Liz thinks her mom is kind and strong so she looks up to her mom as a role model she aspires to become”, hence the similar hair style.

TL;DR Yana’s overall description of Frances is that a) she’s kind and strong which is why b) she’s Lizzie’s role model, as well as the role model Sebastian thinks our!Ciel should follow.

Now that this is established, here’s what the canon story gives us, to illustrate Yana’s words. Spoilers for the entire manga series and long read below the cut.

Frances’ introduction

Frances is introduced in ch14 and, boy, what a generally misunderstood chapter by some parts of the fandom. xDD

Contextually, ch14 is Ciel’s birthday, meaning it is also the anniversary of the massacre of the previous household and Madam Red just died, after trying to kill him. For those who might wonder, the guidebook confirmed that our!Ciel was quite saddened by Ann’s death (obviously), so really, what a fun 13th birthday in perspective. Cue Liz and Frances. 

The comments on her strength aside, Frances’ introduction is otherwise often misread as her nagging being inappropriate but I beg to differ. As mentioned by @akumadeenglish​ and @chibimyumi​, Yana is Japanese author who likes to explore writing tropes in depth. Though it’s also important to remember that, before the curry arc, Yana didn’t know how long the series would run so everything had less intent, because the story was initially supposed to end quickly.

In other words, Frances’ introduction really is initially to be read as the severe mother-in-law (based on Japanese comical stereotypes) coming to check on how he handles his household, which is why Seb is so stressed out when everything goes bonkers. But that’s only the surface. 

Most importantly though, Frances showed up because it is Ciel’s birthday and, as said above, there’s a lot of negative and dreadful memories associated with this day. So...

...let’s change his mind, shall we? 

Phantomhives love games and Frances is a Phantomhive too, the last one besides our!Ciel, so she knows her nephew and chooses an activity she knew he wouldn’t be able to resist. 

Ch14 also introduces two important facts that are still relevant as plot points, especially as far as the Blue Revenge arc is concerned. The first one is that our!Ciel protected Lizzie from that bear, so Frances said she owes him. 

Secondly, as stated by Frances herself, she knows the ropes of the “game” (aka acting as the Watchdog) better than our!Ciel (”you’ve still got a decade to go before you can even think of winning against me”). 

In fact, like our!Ciel with real!Ciel, Frances was probably raised as Vincent’s spare [X][X], but compared to our!Ciel who knew next to nothing about his father’s real job until 3 years ago (at the time of ch14), Frances is an experienced veteran...

And that’s why Seb chose her as a role model for our!Ciel.

Therefore it is my opinion that ch14, despite being written back when Sensei didn’t know how long the series would be published, is still relevant as heck when it comes to Frances’ role in the series, aka acting as a mentor for our!Ciel (and for Lizzie, as Yana also stated). Kuroshitsuji is a slow story though, with a lot of build up and it’s why some fans still fail to see how significant Frances is to the plot and to our!Ciel’s development. 

Campania arc

Liz is the one who comes to ask our!Ciel to come with her whole family (thus introducing Alexis and Edward) on a cruise, but it’s also very important to note that she conveyed that Frances thought that our!Ciel should take time off of work:

This led some of us fans to theorize that maybe Tanaka used to send updates to Frances about our!Ciel’s wellbeing and how he fared as the Watchdog: the timing of the cruise works well with Frances’ remark, considering that the Queen just sent Charles Grey as a merry punishment for Ciel’s deeds during the Circus arc. 

This arc mostly highlights Frances’ bravery and strength : she didn’t hesitate to fight for countless of passengers unrelated to her (something that UT said isn’t very typical of Phantomhives, during Weston)...

More importantly, we finally get into Lizzie’s personal motivations and we indeed have the confirmation that...

...Frances is a big key to Lizzie’s strength, confirming the role model/mentor position that she holds in Lizzie’s eyes. I’d like to also point out that Frances completely trusts in her daughter’s abilities, which highlights a very positive mother/daughter dynamic.

Lizzie’s flashback gives us this very important bit...

...a part that’s unfortunately often overlooked by the fans complaining that Frances is too severe with our!Ciel and Lizzie. This scene however makes way more sense once we find out, after the Weston arc, that Frances lost her mother Claudia (the Watchdog before Vincent) when she was probably about 12 or 13 years old (Vincent being 15 years old then). 

To me, this is a big explanation as to why Frances is as serious about training as she is:

Indeed, she lost at least her mom (and later her brother) so, since her daughter is betrothed to the future Watchdog, she wants Liz to be strong enough to survive. All I see in the former panel is a mother saddened by the burden on her child’s shoulder and desperate to imagine that she will be exposed to a lot of danger as an adult. 

Side point there, but it’s likely there’s a very relevant reason Frances’ only daughter was betrothed to Vincent’s heir when they were young kids. We’ll dive into it later, but I believe the answer is tied to the Phantomhive lineage introduced in ch103. 

Lastly, our!Ciel’s flashback also gave us another important bit to explore...

...which is that our!Ciel directly applies what Frances once told him to his current path for revenge: 

Also note the allusion again to Vincent “losing the game”, creating a parallel with Frances telling our!Ciel in ch14 that “he still has a decade to go before he can even think of winning against her”, because he has a lot to learn from her, especially since even he admits that he knows next to nothing about his own family.

The previous spare teaching the spare. How fitting. :D

Weston arc

Even if Frances only appears in this arc during the cricket game, I think there is a lot to be deduced from it. First, I’ve said it long ago and I’ll say it again: I strongly believe Frances played a part into Vincent’s victory during the first blue miracle.

Mind you, Tanaka basically confirmed that Vincent cheated to win (since he knew what Seb and Ciel were up to) and I could totally see Vincent asking his strong little sister to crossdress in order to destroy the Green team. xDD Besides, she certainly seems uneasy whenever the topic is brought up and she also wasn’t fooled by Ciel’s act when he won, haha!

This is silly, but this shows (imo) that Frances and Vincent had a good sibling dynamic, with Frances supporting her brother as the Watchdog as much as she could, which is heartwarming because this means Frances would have no reason not to support her brother’s sons after his death. 

Tanaka (who, according to Yana, was already in the household taking care of Vincent and Frances as children) and Frances happily dancing together at the end of the tournament also confirms this. Vincent and Frances having a strong sibling bond would also explain why, despite Claudia’s death, Frances would agree to the betrothal between Lizzie and Vincent’s heir (and would keep it that way, even after Vincent’s death).

All that to say, I’m sure the cricket game confirmed to Frances how similar our!Ciel is to Vincent on some aspects (the second blue miracle attests to that), which probably makes him somewhat predictable (and reassuring?) to her.

One thing that I also believe is important is Ed’s mini flashback during the game. On this topic, Yana has said that she couldn’t draw his backstory in detail, so she’ll probably expand on that in the future, which makes me think that there is some foreshadowing in there. 

TBH I think it’s ironic that Ed would consider himself as “ordinary”, considering the whole lineage thing introduced one arc later. xDD But also, if we consider that the tale of Vincent’s first blue miracle is supposed to hint that Vincent and Frances were close as siblings, it’s nice that Ed, who takes after his mom the most, would also have his own flashback about loving and looking up to his sister a lot, despite his small inferiority complex. Considering that Liz sees their mom as her role model though, I guess that means Ed also sees his mom as a role model (though the Campania arc already made that pretty clear). 

During the Weston arc, Frances also managed to surprise Sebastian, both by recognizing him (lol) and by stopping him despite his intent to leave, which is, according to the demon himself, no small feat: 

Like the usual nagging she does towards Seb though, it’s played for laugh, but as introduced in this post, I believe overused comic relief is a way to foreshadow some hints and we’ll dive into it with the next arc. 

Last but not least, during this arc UT commented that our!Ciel was different from his ancestors when he willingly put himself in danger to save Joanne...

...but as presented during the Campania arc, it seems it’s a trait he shares at least with his aunt, furthering the parallels between them and the fact that she would definitely make a good mentor for our!Ciel, because they’re quite alike and can probably understand each other. 

Green Witch arc

The only relevant part of this arc with Frances’ character is the introduction of a special lineage in the Phantomhive family by German Shinigamis...

...something that might explain why our!Ciel was able to notice them, when even Seb didn’t. So this begs the question: who else in his family shares this lineage? And obviously, Frances and her kids might !

My personal opinion is that the lineage thing is old and is probably why the Phantomhive family became the Watchdogs, many generations ago. But also, if our!Ciel can notice Shinigamis thanks to it, could it explain why Frances was able to detect and catch Seb during opening ceremony before the cricket game at Weston? And why she always nags him about his appearance (both hair and face)? That remains to be confirmed, but...

...at the very least Bravat in the recent arc confirmed that some gifted people like himself can “sense” that demons are different. Just like animals [x][x], apparently. Bravat is irrelevant besides being a small scale villain though, so I take it as a hint for a more plot significant character, such as Frances, whose nagging behavior towards Seb is way too overused as comic relief anyway. 

The lineage thing is yet one more family topic on which Frances probably has answers to give to our!Ciel (the only other people who might know about it being Tanaka and UT). 

Bonus : if what Vincent said below about strong-willed women in the family line (from a side story “With Father”) is a hint towards the lineage thing...

...then it’s probably why Vincent wanted Lizzie to be betrothed to his heir in the first place and why Frances agreed. 

Blue sect & blue revenge arcs

I already mentioned that Bravat’s innate ability to recognize Seb as a demon was a hint that other characters, like Frances, might be able to guess that Seb is a demon as well, so moving on to ch151 :

This chapter confirms that UT has known Frances since she was very young (which is a hint to the UT = Cedric theory of course), which also explains why, knowing about her strength, UT went on with the whole BD massacre on the Campania despite the presence of our!Ciel and the Midfords on board. 

Also, while this chapter neither confirms nor denies if Frances knew about our!Ciel lying about his identity (like Tanaka and UT did), she didn’t show anger nor disbelief about the situation, just her incomprehension.  

More than anything, this chapter strongly hints that our!Ciel will at some point seek his aunt for a talk before the final confrontation with UT and real!Ciel, because both are seeking answers to their different questions (our!Ciel needs to find out about UT & his grandmother and the lineage thing, while Frances will want to know what’s the deal between the twins). Speaking of which, a talk between Lizzie and Frances is probably also in order, before Lizzie can choose our!Ciel’s side again.

Lastly, ch151 hinted that Frances doesn’t fully believe that real!Ciel’s return is “natural”...

...and, i mean, why would she? She faced the Bizarre Dolls on the Campania and, for all we know, Edward told her how the Weston arc ended so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ considering that UT has been involved every time, the Midfords probably aren’t far from connecting the dots about real!Ciel being already dead. 

To sum up !

Outside of the narrative, Yana said that Frances was Lizzie’s role model and that Seb also wanted her to be the model our!Ciel should follow. And, in my opinion, the entire series so far (as I tried to present in this post) is slowly building up to that because :

our!Ciel and Frances are very similar: both the spares & both survived their parents’ and brothers’ death 

both saved folks unrelated to them despite being Phantomhives, meaning that they are a bit alike and can understand each other

our!Ciel literally built his path of revenge following the advice Frances told him about how to counterattack an opponent

Again, to understand who targeted his family, our!Ciel needs to find out about his grandmother, about the lineage and about why his dad had to be killed amongst other things. The only people who can answer him are UT, Tanaka and Frances. 

I believe UT and Tanaka are more connected to Claudia, but also both are by real!Ciel’s side for now, making them less accessible for a talk. This leaves Frances for the time being and, as Vincent’s sister and Claudia’s daughter, it seems appropriate that answers would be coming from her. 

Also, in shonen series, usually the hero(es) have a mentor figure who will help them “unlock their potential” through training. Kuroshitsuji is not your usual shonen and I doubt our!Ciel can become better at fighting lmao, but Frances can certainly help him better appreciate the massive scale he’s bound to face when seeking his revenge. Especially if it all goes back to events from 3 generations ago and a worldbuilding full of supernatural elements, as well as a world war he doesn’t entirely comprehend yet. 

Frances acting as a mentor/role model for her own kids also foreshadows that they’ll follow our!Ciel on his journey and, like him, they’ll definitely need her wisdom/knowledge to be able to reach the necessary level for survival by his side.

As to when all that is going to happen, well, I’d say Frances will probably take on a more active role in the plot when, to quote Seb in ch14, "[our!Ciel] will overconfidently believe that he cannot lose and that it will be necessary for him to carry himself with humility while striving for his goal". Because by then, "an adult who will be firm with him is what he'll need". 

If that doesn’t foreshadow the current conflict between the twins, I don’t know what does. xD

Thanks for reading!! As always, let me know if I’ve forgotten anything !

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[floorbe]

So glad to see that requests are open! How about pet name headcanons for the sdr2 boys? What do they call their s/o? What do they liked to be called? Thanks!

shure! spoilers under the cut//

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Hajime Hinata

-He mostly calls you sweetie, sweetheart, and dear

-Mostly comes out when he’s not thinking about it at all, like if you surprise him or something

-He’s a little embarrassed by it the first few times until you reassure him

-He likes being called anything, honestly! Just the fact that you have terms if endearment for him is amazing

-He does have a soft spot for sweetheart and the more sweet terms like pumpkin tho

-It makes him feel so fuzzy inside

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu

-In public? Doll, sugar, sweetheart, hot stuff... typical tough guy pet names

-In private? Honey, sweetie, babe, less stereotypical and more fuzzy names

-You swear you heard him say bunny once. He denies it

-He warms up to pet names pretty quickly. He’ll probably call you the tough guy pet names before you’re even together as a tease

-The more intimate ones take a bit longer, and the first time he does it he is hyper aware of it and watching your reaction

-He doesn’t use them too often, mostly in public, honestly. He likes your name

-He likes being called love, dearest, angel (be careful w this one tho), anything that reminds him of just how much you love him

-The first time you call him a pet name he goes red and will stomp off if you mention it

Gundham Tanaka

-Ohh this mans, only the highest quality names for his dear love

-Queen/King if you use those terms. He also uses my true love, my dark partner, dear heart, my dear, my love... and rarely he just calls you “lover”

-The first time he uses a pet name it’s completely unintentional, but he’ll play it off like it was totally according to plan

-He’ll be flustered using them until he gets more comfortable in the relationship, in which he’ll be throwing them out more than your name

-He’s weak for any and all pet names. He’s the weakest for sweetheart, my heart, my love, and honey

-The first time you call him a pet name he freezes and has to reboot. You called him what? Oh Gods, you really do care about him, don’t you...?

-Biggest restrained smile on his face for the rest of the day

Kazuichi Souda

-Oh lord he’s so nervous to call you anything at first. Expect some “bro” and “dude” (honestly even way into the relationship, it’s just how he works lol)

-He defaults to babe and sweetie

-He also calls you honey and sugar when he’s feeling especially confident

-He’ll resort to any pet name when he wants something tho. Comedically ofc

-“Y/N, love of my life, light of my day, blood through my veins, ventilator to my heart-” “Kazuichi what do you want”

-He uses them decently often! He’s a bit nervous to use them too often but you’ll catch him calling you them naturally when not focused on it

-Oh he lovesss being called love, baby, sweetie, sweetheart, and pumpkin

-Bright red the first time he hears them, but he’s soo happy

-“H-huh?! Wait, what did you say?! Say it again!”

Nagito Komaeda

-He doesn’t use pet names at first (you’ll leave me soon, anyway, right? You wouldn’t want me calling you anything, anyway), but one day he accidentally lets one slip

-You are incredibly happy and he sees that. And something clicks for him and now he is saying them all the timeee

-My heart, my love, sweetie, pumpkin, honey, my hope... you think it, he’s said it

-He picks up on what you like the most and sticks to those

-He calls you them very often once he gets more comfortable, he likes being able to show his love and likes seeing your smile widen

-He loves any and all pet names you give him! He’s weak for my heart and lovely, tho

-The first time you use a pet name he kinda frowns and reassures you you don’t have to. But you keep doing it anyway?

-Now he just gets a big smile

Nekomaru Nidai

-Oh sweetie all the way! Dear, my love, babe, baby, hot stuff, my man/lady/partner, pumpkin, honey...

-He’s trying out all of them to see which you seem to like the most! He falls back to babe, baby, and sweetie routinely, tho.

-He also called you “my little star” once... huh? Where did that even come from? If you ask abt it he’ll just laugh and ask if you want him to call you it more

-He loves calling you pet names! He uses them soo often

-He also loves being called pet names!! They make him feel so warm and lovey

-The first time you call him one he sweeps you into a big ol hug

-He loves very lovey names, “big guy” if you’re smaller than him, babe, love, sugar... lord he’s so so weak for all of them

Teruteru Hanamura

-Pet name God. Someone stop him. He’s getting so carried away. I hope you’re ready

-Pumpkin, sugar plum, honey, sugar, sweetie, sweetheart... anything is on the table.

-He defaults to pumpkin, honey, and sugar

-He jumps into pet names immediately. He probably uses them before y’all are together when flirting tbh

-He definitely ups his usage in public to see you flustered. Just lay into him in return to decommission him

-The first time you call him my love, my heart, or pumpkin in return he has to take a second to collect himself

-Oh bright red when you first call him a pet name. Expect that twang to come out!

Byakuya Twogami

-When in his Togami disguise? He rarely uses any. Maybe a rogue “dear” once in a while

-When it’s just you two? He doesn’t use a lot of them, but he’s partial to love, dear, and maybe sweetheart if he’s feeling particularly affectionate

-He struggles to keep composure when you call him pet names, tho!! Lord help him, you’re gonna give him away with how hard he has to fight back that blush

-He may be a bit of a dick towards you when you use them, but it’s just to keep up appearances. He’ll apologize profusely later when alone

-He love any pet name you give him, even if the more intimate or “lovey” ones may fluster him

-He will never say it when he’s Togami, tho. But you’ll know, there’s always a slight quirk to his lips when he struggles to keep his smile in check

#Hajime Hinata X reader #fuyuhiko kuzuryu x reader #gundham tanaka x reader #kazuichi souda x reader #nagito komaeda x reader #nekomaru nidai x reader #teruteru hanamura x reader #byakuya twogami x reaer #byakuya togami x reader #danganronpa imagine #danganronpa scenario #danganronpa #all sdr2 #hello lads #i have like 19 reqs qeued up

[natsuki208]

You Can Just Talk to Me 🫂

A request from my dear friend @teenwithautism about how Sebastian would handle and take care of his adopted son struggling with the stages of mid puberty.

Today was probably one of the worst days Sebastian had experience as a father since the days around his son’s 10th birthday.

The demon obviously sensed the signs this morning that his human son was not his usual self while getting up - wanting to sleep in, the moody groans as well as his slouchy posture. He did attempt his best efforts to keep Ciel in line throughout his meetings earlier the afternoon, that is until he wiped away some spilled dinner while he wasn’t paying attention.

The boy suddenly snapped in front of his own guests and while it was a shame that a perfectly made dish was ruined, Sebastian was more hurt from hearing his boy lash out at him again after everything they went through to reconcile. The demon had no choice but to call off the meeting early and send the young lord to his room - feeling disgusted by his child’s behaviour.

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Now the evening has fallen onto England, and Ciel hasn’t left the master bedroom since the mortifying scene occurred, maybe it’s time for Sebastian to try and sort things out. Walking calmly towards the door, he knocks three times but receives no answer. Sebastian holds his breath and quietly opens the door as to not shock Ciel, whom is hiding underneath his bed sheets and curled up like a kitten in it’s little bed.

“Ciel? Are you in here?” Sebastian questions, he knows that he’s in here but asks as to try and grab his attention. He fails, so he says something else.

“…Or should I say ‘master’?”

That one word does get the blankets shifting, along with some muffled noises, but lifting said blankets is out of the question. So Sebastian walks over towards the bed and lifts them himself (gently of course) only to see the face of his child with a soaked cheek and clear sadness in his eyes. The lord didn’t even look up at him and just continue to clutch onto his Funtom branded bunny plushie - as if he fully expected his father would check up on him.

Sebastian looks at him unhappily, and not for the now stained with tears pillow Ciel is lying on (as he used to think about) but for the distraught boy he knows is full up on guilt and self pity.

“Would you mind if we discuss about what happened early at dinner? Or your behaviour throughout the whole day?” The demon wastes no time but to get right to the point of the matter.

Ciel muffles again into his plush; it comes out sounding like a harsh ‘No’ as to be expected. Sebastian shakes his head and quietly sits on the bed next to him.

“Well if you’re going to keep up with this attitude, I might as well go ahead with cancelling the trip to the garden party with Lady Elizabeth then…”

“Don’t!” The sudden raise in Ciel’s voice almost makes Sebastian jump. Not only that, but he… cracked.

Ciel immediately covers his mouth all mortified, looking away from his father. Sebastian turns around to face him only to see his back. His widened red eyes are full of surprise and genuine concern, and his hand nearly moves towards Ciel’s shoulder. Nothing is said between them… until the lord speaks again.

“I-I’m sorry.” He apologises quietly. “It’s just…”

He hesitates and stops. That’s when Sebastian’s hand rises to the boy’s shoulder. He’s been told by Tanaka a few times that this sort of behaviour is natural for growing children at this age, and to manage with it he has to remain calm and be understanding in order for both sides to conclude neutrally. So the demon parent shifts a bit closer to his child and attempts to give a calm smile .

“Go on, Ciel. If there’s something troubling you, just talk. There’s no shame with expressing to me, now is there?”

Ciel gives in, letting out a sniffle while wiping his eye with his sleeve. He turns over but continues to latch on to his bunny plushie, still feeling too embarrassed to look at Sebastian in the eyes.

“I-I know I wasn’t being the formal lord I had to be today, and that I yelled at you earlier, but it’s just… I can’t help it. My mind is juggling with a bunch of things, one moment I’m angry and next ashamed of myself. And now my throat hurts and there’s hair now growing everywhere and I just can’t take it! What is wrong with me?!”

The boy feels himself breaking down again. He is quickly brought into Sebastian’s arms as soon as possible, in there he can let out the rest of the build up tears he’s keeping in. Sebastian starts soothing his child by hushing him softly, rubbing circles on his back just as he did when he was an infant. They both remain like this for another full minute until Sebastian is now ready to say his piece.

“There’s nothing wrong with you, my child. I have learned that all humans go through a time like this, and you’re no exception. You may be the Earl of the Phantomhives but you’re still a child who’s been through so much, so if there’s any time when you feel confused or need to let out inner sorrow, talk to me and I’ll help you - just like I always had.”

Ciel lifts his head away from his father’s chest, he looks up to see his comforting eyes staring back at him, and oddly enough it’s manages to make him feel safer. He moves back a little bit for some space which Sebastian does the same, the boy wants to keep talking but feels too sleepy all of a sudden.

“*sniff* Let’s continue with this tomorrow, I’m tired.” He says before resting his head back.

Sebastian nods and stands up to fix the messed up bed sheets as well as replacing the soaked pillow with the cleaner one. Before he can leave, he stretches out his arm to give a light pat on Ciel’s head and wish him goodnight. Till Ciel whispers one more thing.

“Thank you, father.”

It’s hard to make out, but Sebastian is fully convinced that that is what he said. The smile on his face expresses joy, or whatever joy feels like to a demon, and goes forward with patting his hair lightly. He quietly leaves the bedroom with the wet pillow in hand when is fully sure that Ciel fell asleep. The housemaid Mey-Rin is carrying laundry when she notices him smiling.

“Oh! Mr. Sebastian.” She happily greets him. “Is the young master feeling okay now?”

“For now, yes. I get the feeling this won’t be the only time I have to deal with a cranky teenager. But if I couldn’t handle teen hormones then what kind of father would I be?”

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Title: Book Anime/Manga: Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji) Pairing: O!Ciel x Elizabeth Word Count: 4.886 Summary: Elizabeth forgot one of her favorite romance books at her fiancé's mansion. After the Phantomhive Earl read it out of curiosity, he realized there are feelings and attitudes in the reading that he cannot comprehend, but does he truly not understand them or has he been avoiding admitting that he does?

It was a typical day in the Phantomhive mansion. Mey-Rin was cleaning the silverware (with shoe polish), Finnian was trimming the greenhouse plants (more than he should have), Bard was trying to cook an old recipe (which ended up burnt), Mr. Tanaka was doing ‘the usual’, and Sebastian… well, he was taking care of the mess caused by the other servants.

Earl Ciel Phantomhive was in his study, reviewing various documents related to his duties as a count, as well as his role as the owner of the Funtom toy company, letters, invitations, and other matters. After two hours of intense concentration, he stretched and let out a long yawn. In the upper corner of his desk was the book "The Picture of Dorian Gray" by Oscar Wilde, which he had started reading some time ago. Although it was not a novel for someone of his age, the young master had to compete in an adult world, so it was important to stay up to date with literary works, no matter how dark they were. After reading for ten minutes, there was a knock on the door.

"Come in," said the young master.

"Excuse me," responded Sebastian, his butler, as he walked towards the desk. "Young master, the activities for the afternoon are as follows," but before he could name them, the tall butler leaned in with curiosity to see what book his master was holding. "Hmm, 'The Picture of Dorian Gray'. It's a somewhat crude reading, but it has been read throughout England. What do you think of it?" asked the butler.

"In my opinion, the ideal of achieving perfect beauty seems absurd," responded the young man sincerely. "However, it accurately reflects what happens in aristocratic society. They only talk nonsense about who ages worse and flatter the youth of the youngest while envying them behind their backs. The fate that awaits the protagonist will be the one he himself gradually built."

"I expected nothing less from you," said Sebastian, pleased with his master's response. He raised his gaze slightly. Another book was on the desk, but this one was not part of the adolescent's collection of books. "Forgive me for asking, but what about this book, young master?" he asked as he took the object in question in his hands.

"Ah, it's a book that Lizzy forgot the other day while we were reading. I remember she told me it had become one of her favorites," the young man closed his current reading, left it on the table and paid attention to the butler.

"Pride and Prejudice, by Jane Austen," Sebastian said aloud. After bringing his right hand to his chin and trying to remember where he had read that title before, he suddenly did. "Ah, I remember now. This title is indeed very popular among young ladies of the country. It is a romance novel that dates back to 1810. Would you like me to give you a summary?"

"Romance?" asked Ciel, with surprise and a hint of panic in his voice. However, after his reaction, he remembered that his fiancée was no longer ten years old, but fourteen. And with her age, her beauty became more apparent before his eyes. The young master tried not to think about it, but his youthful hormones had already begun to wreak havoc inside him. There were days when even a slight sweet aroma reminded him of her.

His perception of his fiancée had changed over time. When he returned to the mansion as Ciel Phantomhive, he found it difficult to see Elizabeth as anything more than a matter of diplomacy. But over time, his feelings had slowly blossomed. This caused curiosity from Sebastian since the young master never lost his composure, except when he was with her. The few genuine smiles he had seen on the adolescent and the sudden childish blushes were in those situations. Therefore, the butler could not help but curve the corner of his lips into a smile while planning a new way to tease the young master.

"Of course, young master. Lady Elizabeth is fourteen years old, it is natural for her to have an interest in such readings," responded Sebastian, while circling the young man's desk to admire his innocent expressions. "Does it intrigue you, my lord?"

"I-I do not read romance novels, Sebastian. Leave the book in the drawing room for when I see Lizzy again," the young master snapped while looking away, somewhat nervously.

"I understand, but wouldn't Lady Elizabeth be pleased if you read one of her favorite books? Besides, a count should be well-versed in all types of literature," Sebastian placed his index finger to his lips. He could see a slight blush on the young count's cheeks.

"I said no," the young master ordered firmly, turning his chair halfway around.

"Very well, my lord. I will leave it where requested," after clearing his throat, the butler recited the planned activities for the afternoon to the young master.

Night fell and after dinner, a thirteen-year-old boy was tired from his hard work as the Phantomhive mansion's count. Sebastian escorted him to his chambers, assisted him in changing into his nightwear, and departed as soon as the count's breathing grew heavy. After approximately half an hour, the young man opened his eyes, got up and left his room to the first floor. Not even the flutter of a butterfly could be heard. He quietly entered the drawing room, where Sebastian was supposed to have left the book, and approached the table.

It wasn't there.

He felt a presence behind him that made him shiver.

"Looking for this, young master?" asked his butler as he held Miss Elizabeth's book in his hands.

"SEBASTIAN!" shouted the young man, once again underestimating his butler. "Yes, I was looking for it, give it to me." he ordered as he snatched the book from Sebastian's hands. Sebastian couldn't help but laugh.

"D-don't laugh!" exclaimed the angry young man. Embarrassed, with the book in his hands, he headed to his room.

"Ah, humans are truly interesting," Sebastian said out loud while recovering from his laughter.

The next day, the young master yawned during his riding lessons, which made Sebastian stricter with him.

"Did the reading keep you up, young master?" asked Sebastian in a mocking tone, but slightly annoyed. "If it continues like this, I'll have to be even stricter," he said as he slapped the animal's thigh, causing it to run off with the count on its back.

"Sebastian! WAIT! NO! AAaahh…" shouted the count as he tried to control the horse that was galloping at full speed. Sebastian grinned, amused by taking advantage of the young master.

A couple of days later, the Phantomhive earl left his mansion for London to inspect the toy stores branches of his company, accompanied by Sebastian. As he walked down the street, he heard a familiar voice behind him:

"Ciel?" someone called. He turned around and saw that it was Elizabeth.

"Lizzy?" the young lady's face lit up, and she ran to meet him. The count instinctively closed his eyes, waiting for his fiancée's embrace. But it never came. Elizabeth stood in front of him, making a polite bow with her maid, Paula. He snapped out of it and made a bow along with Sebastian, with a strange sensation.

"I'm so glad to see you here. Do you have business nearby?" the young lady asked.

"I was attending to some company affairs, and you?" the count replied.

"I came to pick up a bespoke dress I ordered for tonight's ball, but I stopped by to see the new toys you've put in the stores. Will you go tonight?" the young lady approached the young man with curiosity. Her eyes shone with the hope of an affirmative answer.

"Yes, I will. Moreover, I will come to fetch you before nightfall." The young master hated balls. He was as stiff as a tree branch, but he knew they were necessary for making new connections and, besides, his fiancée would be there. After hearing the count's reply, his fiancée's face lit up.

"Really? I can't believe it, how wonderful," she exclaimed, clapping her hands. "I'll get very pretty for you, Ciel." Inside, the young man wanted to tell her that she was always pretty, but he didn't. Between his bold thoughts and his fiancée's words, a small blush formed on the count's cheeks. Of course, Sebastian noticed it, but said nothing. Before the count could say anything, the young lady exclaimed:

"Oh! Ciel! Did I happen to leave a book at your mansion? I haven't seen it in days, and I remembered that I visited you recently." Lizzy looked up at the sky and took her chin with her right hand in a thoughtful expression. The young lady didn't dare ask if he had read the book, as she didn't think it would be to her fiancé's liking.

"Yes, you left it at the mansion, I was planning to give it to you today at the party," the young man replied.

"Great! Well, we have a lot to do with Paula before tonight's dance. See you, Ciel!" Elizabeth exclaimed effusively, taking Paula by the arm, leaving.

"Well, that was strange," Ciel said, voicing his thoughts aloud.

"Was it because she didn't jump on you as usual?" the butler asked, with a hint of jest. The young master sighed, adjusted his hat, and continued his way, confirming the butler's suspicions.

The evening was falling as the Count Phantomhive headed to the Midford’s mansion in his carriage. He was wearing one of the suits that Nina had tailored for him some time ago. While looking out of the window, Sebastian broke the silence.

"Young master, what did you think of Miss Austen's novel?" he asked, intrigued by the Count's response. The butler held Miss Elizabeth's book in his hands.

"I found it to be foolish," the young man snapped as he crossed his arms. "It's just a fantasy for women who aspire to marry an aristocratic nobleman who doesn't exist, keeping their hopes up. That doesn't happen in real life," he asserted as his right hand drifted through the air.

"And what do you think of Mr. Darcy?" the butler asked in response to such a statement. The Count was a very interesting human being, and Sebastian never missed an opportunity to learn from his behaviour.

"I find it ridiculous that Darcy abandoned his commitment for a commoner," the Count tilted his head to one side, "I mean, he had everything. A good life, studies, education, and he decided to throw it all away. It's stupid," the young man said as he closed his eyes in disgust. Sebastian looked at him with curiosity.

"Do you think feelings are foolish?" Sebastian asked to the air while arching an eyebrow. The Count opened his eyes and looked at his butler.

"Yes, they are. They interfere with the right decisions," he said firmly. Sebastian snorted. He knew that his master was telling the truth, but his actions in his life said otherwise. He had decided to stay with Snake, he had saved people on the brink of death, but above all, he had saved his fiancée more than once. He decided not to press the issue any further.

After some time had passed, they arrived at the Midford mansion. It was appropriate for the young aristocrats to pick up their fiancées to attend the ball. As he descended from the carriage accompanied by Sebastian, Elizabeth was waiting for them.

"Ciiiieeeeeel!" exclaimed the young lady effusively as she approached her fiancé. Just like the last time they had met; Elizabeth performed a small curtsy. "You look quite charming, Ciel." The young man wanted to compliment her on how beautiful she looked in her new dress, but, again, the words didn't come out as he noticed Elizabeth had not styled her hair into two pigtails as usual, but instead into a single bun pulled back. Loose curls fell down her shoulders and back. Sebastian noticed his master's surprise and smiled slightly.

"Miss Elizabeth, it's a pleasure to see you again," interrupted Sebastian before the young master could say anything while performing a bow. "Here is the book you left at the mansion during your last visit," the butler handed the book to the young lady.

"Oh! Thank you very much, Sebastian! Paula, please take it to my chambers," Elizabeth requested, while the maid took the book in her hands and curtsied.

"My dear nephew!" exclaimed the Marquess Midford, approaching and hugging his future son-in-law tightly.

"V-Viscount Midford, it's good to see you," said the young man trying to get out of the embrace.

"Dear!" retorted Frances, the young master's aunt. "Don't be rude," she scolded her husband. Behind her stood Edward, Elizabeth's older brother.

"Elizabeth, Aunt Frances, Edward, it's lovely to see you," the young man performed a bow to the family. Everyone was dressed formally for the party.

"Ciel," greeted Edward, crossing his arms.

"We're on time, but we'll need two carriages," said the aunt, indicating that it was time to depart.

"I'll go with Ciel!" exclaimed Elizabeth.

"A-and I'll go with Ciel too!" replied Edward. "I can't leave my little sister alone with him."

"I'll accompany them, Master Edward. I'll escort you to the party," said Sebastian while performing a bow.

"Very well," said Frances. "You'll come with us, Edward."

"WHAT?" protested the young man incredulously.

"Edward, don't be rude!" Elizabeth responded. The earl quickly exhausted his energy with his fiancée's family. Everyone had a such a unique personality. After the servants bid the family farewell in unison, the family and the couple boarded their respective carriages and departed.

Elizabeth and her fiancé were sitting together in the carriage, conversing about the events of the past few days. Despite his reserved demeanor, the young Earl always added interesting comments to the conversation and was paying close attention to every word his fiancée uttered. After all they had been through together on the Campania, they had learned to be more open and honest with each other.

Time flew by quickly. The Grenville mansion was located on the outskirts of London, so there was no need to stay at his second residence. The bright entrance dazzled guests as they arrived, contrasting with the dark colors that loomed in the sky. Once the Earl, his fiancée, and his family got out of the carriages, the butler approached the young master stealthily and whispered in his ear:

"Young master, please forgive my boldness, but an English gentleman should always praise his fiancée before a dance," the young man looked at him angrily.

"I already know," he snapped.

"The carriage will be waiting outside when you want to leave. I must go and take care of the mansion and ensure that everything is in order." Sebastian made a bow, bidding farewell to the family, got into the carriage, and left.

"Shall we enter, Lizzy?" said the Earl as he offered his arm to his fiancée. Elizabeth smiled.

"Delighted!" And so, they entered the grand mansion.

As expected, the salon was huge. A large chandelier hung from the ceiling, illuminating most of the room. Other lights and candles accompanied the illumination. The women wore striking and beautiful dresses of different designs and colors, while the men wore formal but elegant dark-colored suits. The live orchestra could be heard throughout the ballroom from behind the curtains, playing classic songs from that era, preparing to play the first dance songs. Elizabeth couldn't contain her excitement at such a scene, loving the pretty dresses and heels.

"Ah! It's so beautiful, Ciel," she said with excitement, her eyes shining as she brought her hands to her face in a charming way.

"Of course," the Earl said, although he hated balls. He wouldn't go if it were up to him, and if he had to go, he would like to be a flower in a vase. The real reason he had attended? During the Count Ridley's party in Brighton, which he had attended with Elizabeth, she expressed her desire for him to invite her to these types of events more often since he didn't do it regularly. The young man replied that he would consider it for the future. Nevertheless, he believed that it was a bunch of aristocrats saying useless things. And on the other hand, his coordination was terrible. He had dance lessons with Miss Maryerl every week, but he simply didn't like it. Even so, he had worked hard to improve, not only to dance with his fiancée but also to show that he was a true English gentleman to society and not be the laughingstock.

"To Aunt Ann, these parties were a delight," Elizabeth recalled with nostalgia.

"Yes, she was the center of attention at these parties," her fiancé replied, smiling slightly and nodding his head. "Shall we get something to drink, Elizabeth?" he suggested. As they headed towards the nearest table, the Earl came across a familiar silhouette.

"Lau?" the Earl exclaimed in surprise.

"Oh, Earl Phantomhive!" the manager of the Shanghai branch of the Kong-Rong Trading Company responded joyfully. He was, as always, accompanied by his "little sister," Ran-Mao, who nodded her head in greeting.

"What brings you here?" the Earl asked.

"Well, you know, business here, business there," the Chinese man commented with a melodic intonation.

"I see," the young Earl replied, looking around for familiar faces from the underworld.

"And she is… Ah! Miss Elizabeth! It's a pleasure to see you, you look splendid tonight," Lau said, bowing.

"Lau, Ran-Mao, it's nice to see you again," Elizabeth responded, bowing in return.

"New hairstyle? It looks excellent, I didn't recognize you," Lau noted.

"Y-yes, thank you for noticing," the young woman replied, touching the curls that fell on her shoulder. Ran-Mao approached to touch her curls out of curiosity. While Elizabeth talked with Ran-Mao about her dresses and the evening, Lau approached the Earl and whispered in his ear, "Young Phantomhive, take care of what's yours or it could be taken away. There are many young men in this room willing to dance with your fiancé tonight," Lau said in a teasing tone. The young Earl glared at him.

"Don't meddle in my affairs," he replied.

"Ah! There's that look, as expected of the Earl," Lau said, shrugging his shoulders. "It was a joke, a joke, don't take it so seriously, haha," the merchant laughed.

They were discussing business when the Earl Grenville arrived to welcome them.

"Earl Phantomhive! Mr. Lau! It's a pleasure to see you in my humble home," the host of the soirée said. "I hope you have a wonderful evening; I was waiting for your arrival."

"Thank you very much for the invitation," the Earl replied, bowing.

"Now that you have arrived, shall we begin the dance, don't you think? You are our special guest, could you do us the honor of performing the opening dance?" the young Earl froze like a stone. If he already didn't like to dance, it was worse in front of an audience. He could feel a small smile on Lau's face, but he didn't look at him, he had to remain polite. Besides, the Earl of the Phantomhive family had to live up to these requests. He felt Elizabeth's gaze on him.

"It would be an honor," the Earl replied.

"Marvelous! I'll go give the welcome speech, if you'll excuse me." The host walked away from them until he reached the stairs of the hall, where he greeted the guests and wished them a good evening. At the end of his speech, he announced that the opening dance would be performed by Earl Ciel Phantomhive. All the guests applauded and looked at him, who was near the entrance. The young man approached his fiancé, and as he extended a hand, he asked, "Lady Elizabeth, would you do me the honor of dancing with me?" His fiancé felt her heart racing with excitement.

"Delighted!" she replied enthusiastically.

The two young people made their way to the center of the ballroom to begin the dance. Although the earl tried to hide it, he was nervous. He had to show all the aristocrats there that he was competent enough to perform something as trivial as a dance. Still, in his head, he could hear and feel Sebastian judging him with a small smile, which annoyed him greatly. To get rid of these intrusive thoughts, he took a deep breath and gazed fixedly at his fiancée before bringing her close to his body. With his right hand, he encircled his fiancée's waist, while she placed her arm on his shoulder. His left hand took hers and raised it up. Elizabeth felt her fiancé's determined gaze on her and blushed with tenderness. As the music began, they both started dancing a beautiful waltz while they made their way around the circle of people surrounding them. Elizabeth seemed to float with excitement. She never took her eyes off her fiancé. They were almost the same height, so looking at him wasn't difficult, but she couldn't escape his gaze either. That deep blue eye and the patch that covered the eye that the flames engulfed three years ago. She had never wanted to ask him what had happened that day. She believed it was too painful to remember. She didn't deny that she had tried multiple times, but perhaps deep down, she feared knowing the truth.

The earl's decisive and precise steps made it seem like he had been dancing for years. Elizabeth knew her fiancé didn't like to dance, but she knew he was trying to appear as a man within society, before all the spectators' eyes. After all, she was also doing her part by not wearing heels. In fact, for brief moments, he seemed a bit taller than her.

They performed perfect turns and didn't bump into any guests. As the song changed tone, the guests began to join them in the waltz, with them in the center.

"I wish we could freeze time forever," the young woman thought.

After a final turn, the song ended with a sudden cut. All the guests applauded in amazement. The earl felt Edward's fierce gaze and the approval of his uncles. With one hand, he led his fiancée out of the dance circle.

"Earl Phantomhive, that was truly impressive," Lau said, applauding when the couple reached his side.

"This was nothing," said the earl smiling, but immediately excused himself and went outside to the patio. Elizabeth felt worried at such action, had she upset him again?

When the young man was outside, he touched the marble railing that overlooked the garden and let out a deep sigh.

"Ah… what a spectacle, everyone was gazing at us dancing, and Elizabeth… Elizabeth…" thought the Earl with flushed cheeks as he gasped for breath. He thanked the universe that Sebastian hadn't seen him in those moments of vulnerability.

"Ciel?" he heard Lizzy's voice behind him. "Are you okay?" The Earl quickly turned around.

"Ah! Lizzy! I'm sorry, I needed some fresh air," he said as he tried to control his ragged breath. His fiancée arrived at his side, leaned her lower back against the marble structure, and looked inside the mansion with a sad expression. The two fell silent as they calmed their breathing.

"I'm sorry for bringing you here, Ciel," the young woman commented to the air, smiling nervously, and looking at her hands, "I know it's not your thing, and you always agree to do what I say to make me happy," her bangs slowly covered her eyes. She knew her fiancé didn't like dancing, attending these stupid balls, or talking to aristocrats. She felt guilty. Every time she tried to cheer him up, she ended up putting him in an uncomfortable position. The Earl was confused, where had she gotten such ideas? He separated from the railing to look at her.

"Lizzy, look at me," the Earl ordered as he took one of her hands, "You don't bother me," the Earl responded, softening his features in his face, because he had hurt her with his reluctant attitude. He meant it. Yes, his fiancée's overwhelming energy and emotions could create chaos, and they could sometimes have some arguments, but he really appreciated everything she did for him. She was the light in the darkness in which he was immersed. "If I do something with you, it's because I really want to do it," the young man said sincerely. "Is that why you've been distant today? Because you think you are bothering me?" the young Earl asked.

"I-I—," the words wouldn't come out of the young woman's mouth. She tried to hold back her tears, but she couldn't help the drops that accumulated at the corners of her eyes. She hated herself for it because she knew Ciel didn't like weeping girls. "I always bring you problems, Ciel," she began to say, "I wanted you to see that I have matured, that I'm not a girl anymore. I don't want to keep bothering you, causing you problems, or even embarrassing you," oh, now the Earl understood. They both tried to make the other happy. He let out a sigh and brought his right hand to his fiancée's face. With his thumb, he wiped away the beautiful tears that were flowing from her emerald eyes.

"Lizzy, you don't cause me any problems, let alone embarrass me…" the Earl took the young woman's chin and made her look at him, "so you can keep being who you are, okay?" Elizabeth nodded. The Earl pulled out a handkerchief from his suit and gently wiped away the traces of tears. "Don't cry anymore, you'll ruin how beautiful you look today with that hairstyle," he said. Ah, he had said it. His fiancée always brought out his most vulnerable side.

"D-do you mean it, Ciel? Do you think I look pretty?" Elizabeth asked curiously, leaning closer to the young master's face. At such an action, he blushed.

"Of course, you look pretty, you always look pretty," the young man said without thinking. His own words made him blush even more. Ahh, again, he was grateful that Sebastian wasn't with him at that moment. He would surely laugh in his face. But he didn't want to think about his butler at that moment. He was with his fiancée after all. The person he would protect without hesitation.

"You make me so happy, Ciel," Elizabeth said seconds before hugging him tightly. Instead of staying still, the young man wrapped his arms around her and dropped his head on her shoulders. A feeling of tranquility invaded him.

They returned to the dance. The earl invited his fiancée to dance several times, even though his feet hurt from doing so. Elizabeth was exhausted. She danced and shared the whole evening with her fiancé and the other guests until Elizabeth's parents decided it was time to leave.

The carriages were waiting for them. As his fiancée's family headed to the carriage, the earl gently stopped his fiancée before she continued forward. Elizabeth turned around and looked at him directly.

"Lizzy, I must confess that I did read the book you left at the mansion," he said as he cleared his throat and looked out into the horizon.

"Really? I didn't expect you to read a silly romance book," Elizabeth responded.

"Is it one of your favourite books, am I mistaken?" the young man asked.

"Well, it is," Elizabeth said somewhat excitedly and embarrassed that her fiancé had read something like that. "What did you think of it?" she asked.

"It's nonsense," her fiancé replied.

"Fufu, I knew it, Ciel," she said with a small laugh. "It's not your type of reading at all!"

"No, it's not. However," the earl paused as he looked into her eyes. "I think after dancing with you tonight, I can understand Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth a little more," the young man said, smiling shyly. Usually, he was the one who blushed at his fiancée's displays of affection. But he was not someone who showed his love physically, but rather with actions and words. This was one of them. Elizabeth blushed at her fiancé's words.

"W-what do you mean, Ciel?" Lizzy brought her hands to her cheeks. Her fiancé sighed as he closed his eyes.

"May I escort you to the carriage, milady?" the earl asked politely, offering her his arm.

The Earl helped his fiancée into the carriage and said goodbye to the rest of her family. The carriage started moving and Elizabeth waved goodbye to him from the window. Sebastian was waiting for him with the carriage ready.

"How was your evening, milord?" asked Sebastian, bowing in greeting to his young master.

"Excellent," said the young Earl, smiling as he got into the carriage. Sebastian followed him.

The night was cool. During the ride, the Earl fell into a deep sleep, while a gentle waltz melody filled his mind. Sebastian noticed his young master was tired but had a soft and warm expression that would have produced tenderness if he wasn't a simple one hell of a butler.

*A/N: In one part, I mention Brighton's mansion. Please refer to the game Kuroshitsuji: Phantom & Ghost for further information. In my universe, that game is canon cause there is a lot of material for o!cielizzy XD. That's where I got o!Ciel's thoughts about taking Elizabeth to dance, hehe >w< (he says explicitly that he'll take consideration on Elizabeth's request).

Heyo~, hope you sweeties enjoyed this new chapter. OMG, I've been struggling for more than a week to finish this. It takes a lot of work to get into the minds of the character's creators (Yana Toboso). Of course, I can create situations in which we have already seen how a character reacts in canon in order to replicate their behavior in a similar way, but what happens when it's situations we haven't seen frequently, like a dance, the thoughts about a book, or deeper displays of affection from another character? (a.k.a. Elizabeth)?? I asked myself all that during this week. That's why I sincerely hope Ciel's attitude makes sense to you and that it didn't turn out as OOC (out-of-character) and, above all, that you liked it!

Please, leave a comment if you are so kindhearted;w; See you~

Thanks for reading, you can find this work on AO3!

#black butler #kuroshitsuji #ciel phantomhive #ciel x lizzy #cielizzy #elizabeth midford #black butler fanfiction #fanfic #o!ciel #o!cielizzy #smilizzy

[white-poppie]

Volleyball Papas

Haikyuu boys as dads

HAIKYU!! (ハイキュー!!) 

The moral-story

The kind of dads that try to be as positive as possible for their kids. They got hurt? Everything happens for a reason, sweetheart. They are always trying to teach their kids something or another, be it life skills or academic skills. They are patient with answering their kid's curiosities and repeat them as much as they want, they don't need your help in teaching the kids.

Kid: "Daddy, where do kids come from?" Them: "Go ask (parent)"

Okay, maybe there are a few exceptions.

Akaashi, Kuroo, Sugawara, Yaku, Daichi, Kita, Yamaguchi, Iwaizumi

The Sugar-daddy

The kind of dads who would spoil their kids rotten. Everything is served to the kid on a silver spoon, after all, why not? Their dad is filthy rich. Weekends are the only days they are truly free, so those days are reserved for you and their kids, he has two babies to take care of after all.

Them: "Uhu, don't cry love, I'll get you a real cat instead of the plushie." You: "Babe they are two years old!"

Kuroo, Kenma, Hinata, Kageyama, Atsumu, Bokuto, Iwaizumi

The big and chunky

The big, beefy, overprotective dads. They tower over people easily, carrying their kid in one hand and helping the old lady with another. The kind of dads who are stuck to their kids like glue. Sometimes you have to pry them off so that you can spend time with the kid too.

Them: Uhh..sorry I have a kid and a s/o, I am not interested You and Baby: ehehe *maniacal chuckle*

Osamu, Daichi, Ushijima, Iwaizumi, Bokuto, Aone, Suna, Kita, Semi, Asahi, Aran

The clueless dads

You know the kind of people who don't pay attention in science class and have no idea as to how to take care of an infant? Yep, that's them.

If you on into labour and are in pain, these mfs go "but it can't hurt as and as being kicked in the balls.' stfu boy.

Overall it takes quite some time to understand the whole 'being a dad' thing, but they only mean good.

You: "You brought pads instead of diapers..." Them: "What's the difference?"

Lev, Tanaka, Nishinoya, Atsumu, Terushima, Oikawa, Kyotani, Asahi (he is trying is best uhuhu), Tendou

The cool dads

Listen, they are like any other dads when the kid is small, once the kid becomes a teen, they become the cool dad. The best wingman, hype-machine, barbeque-maker!

They are cool, but they don't miss a chance to embarrass you.

Them: "And remember that one time you pooped in your pants at school and thought you had stinky mud on your shorts?" *sniff* Kid: "Dad...why are you including this in my wedding speech?"

Tanaka, Nishinoya, Atsumu, Terushima, Tendou

The baby-language experts

They think they understand what the baby is saying when they are an infant. You will see them having a full-on conversation with the child when they can only babble. (spoiler: They do not know how to talk in baby language and end up offending the baby instead.)

Baby: "ADADABAH!" (Translation: Dad you are stupid)

Them: "Mhm, Gugu-gaga!" (Translation: ...eat lady gaga?!)

Baby: *Gasp*"JABAHABAH!" (Translation: (Parent!) daddy is acting weird! )

Them: "MEEBAHAHA" (Translation: Chimpanzees dance on Hippopotamus)

Baby: *screech*

Bokuto, Hinata, Yamaguchi, Sugawara, Lev, Aran

ADADADADA (Translation: Don't forget to like reblog if you find it nice.)

Tags:  @rintaroubby @nanaseishiro, @akumicchi, @oikawatoorupdf @dislownini @idowritingandstuff, @bakaface @denkis111, @jazzylove,@maybeleftoverjourneys, @lordmypantsaresocool, @futuristicallykawaiiturtle, @kristaline2dmensimp

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[despair-to-future-arcs]

It says a lot when Teruteru’s willing to take responsibility.

Yeah exactly like are we gonna hear an apology from you?! You did drug us!

He is correct, you realize that some of us are underage and not the age of 18?! THAT'S AGAINST A MINOR!!!

Yeah Hiyoko, what you did was not okay! You drugged us and that wouldn't be a good look for us Ultimates, y'know that right?!

Exactly you fiend, my 4 dark devas of destruction were also poison as well and need to get check over, you rue the day you cross the Tanaka Empire!

...

WAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!

Everyone settle down, Hiyoko didn't mean to do it!

Wh-What...? But ma'am, she was the one that drugged us - Hatomi, Sonia, Yukio and Fuyuhiko were sober...

Exactly, Teruteru is going to apologize so if anything Hiyoko should do the same!

And while that maybe true, but Hiyoko is just a child - she wouldn't know better and if we are to blame anyone; wouldn't it be the person that brought the drugs at all? So only Teruteru should apologize.

I...I suppose I would have to, huh? Well... I am truly sorry everyone, that was unbecoming of a chef like myself - I can assure you that I would never do any of this without consent so my apologies for having all this happen.

Th-That's right, you brought those things and if I didn't see them then I wouldn't have done any of that at all!

H-HE EVEN TRY TO MOOOLESTE MEEEEEE, WAAAAAAAHAAHAHAAAAAA!!!

O-Only because you drugged me too!

Enough, Teruteru come outside as for the rest of you, your all punish as well...with the exception of Hiyoko. Given this happen because you all were trying to be friends with each other, we won't have those anymore and you all will clean up the gym after school!

Wait even me and Fuyuhiko?! But we weren't even there! In fact I was even doing the work your assigned me!

Yeah like the fuck lady?!

Well if maybe Fuyuhiko didn't ditch then maybe he could of work on his leadership skills, same with Sonia if she got her homework done sooner. Now Teruteru come with me...

Of course... *Teruteru and the teacher left the class*

... (So the one that drugged all of us is getting away with this...)

#dr #danganronpa #dtfa #despair to future arc #ds:rw #despair side: re write #sdr2 #super danganronpa 2 #dr3 #kazuichi souda #nekomaru nidai #ibuki mioda #gundham tanaka #hiyoko saionji #mahiru koizumi #yukio miyahira #teruteru hanamura #sonia nevermind #fuyuhiko kuzuryu #anonymous #ds ep 7

[coffeeheartaddict2]

Whatever it takes.

Book: Open Heart (book 2)

characters: Tobias Carrick, Aurora Emery, Harper Emery

Rating: General

Warnings: none

Category: fluffier angst

Word count: 11745

Summary: Tobias has wanted Harper Emery to come to Mass Kenmore for sometime. Will poaching her niece be enough to entice her across.

Disclaimer: Characters belong to Pixelberry

Author’s note: So we all have no idea why Tobias was wanting Harper at Kenmore in Canon and it was something forgotten- I mean you would think it would have come up in book 3 with Tobias and Harper both on team but I digress. This fic is what I think happened.

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Dear Department Heads,

It was discussed at the most recent board meeting how to improve our residency programs for both Internal Medicine and Surgery.

A few things were discussed, including a more culturally diverse staff, better mentoring.

Any further thoughts will be greatly appreciated. Please send your feedback to the residency working group or myself.

Dr James Hamlin

Chief of Medicine- Mass Kenmore Hospital

Tobias read the email and he could not believe what he read. He has had concerns about the residency program for a few years. It was a solid program but the lack of strong leadership and also a fairly white male environment did make it not the most attractive of programs to apply for especially for those who were culturally diverse. No wonder Edenbrook was a renowned program. Naveen Banerji, Aaron Tanaka, Harper Emery and as much as he hated to admit it, his former best friend Ethan Ramsey.

He knew that Kenmore needed to make changes and he had always thought a more culturally diverse range of doctors would help but until now it had fallen on deaf ears.

He had made several attempts to lure Harper Emery across. He knew her by reputation initially but was excited when what he got to know matched. He knew that she could help start to transform the residency program, especially the surgical part but he also knew quality attracted quality and knew that there would be more diverse applicants for the internal medicine.

Going to Harper direct had yielded not so positive results so Tobias decided he needed to get creative. He knew through June that Harper’s niece Aurora was a resident at Edenbrook and she was good at what she did. Tobias then thought, lure Aurora and then Harper would come.

Two weeks later he found himself at deli in south end, enjoying a late start for the first time in awhile. He then spots Aurora walk in with another person. He wonders if it is Casey. He had heard about her from June mainly but the new resident, Dr Olsen had plenty of not so nice things to say about her.

Tobias was deep in thought when all of a sudden a gentleman collapses. The other woman with Aurora goes to start CPR but stops when she sees what Aurora noticed. Tobias was duly impressed. She knew her stuff that was certain, kept calm, even assuring her friend that she would have noticed the cyanosis. I catch the ladies up to give them their breakfast. I also give Aurora my card and tell her I could always use people with calm level heads in trauma.

I overheard the friend tell Aurora I should. I was happy my plan was now in effect.

I get a phone call from Aurora the next day. She takes me up on the offer and I organise a meeting with the chief. Aurora is offered a position to transfer her residency. Aurora leaves and James asks me why we now have Harper Emery’s niece on board. I state I have been trying to get Harper Emery across for a few years but I keep coming up empty so I thought grab her niece then Harper will come. He is impressed with my initiative.

Aurora started and after the first week I knew she was certainly not riding on her aunt’s coat tails. She worked hard, cared for her patients and maintained a calm level head in trauma. She appeared to be thriving so I was hoping seeing her niece flourish would be enough to woo Harper.

The residency year went on and we managed to get a coma patient from Edenbrook. Aurora worked on the project but she was apprehensive, it had caused a schism at home. I was sorry to hear that but was not sorry for the research opportunities that Stephanie Hill awarded us, that and some breathing room with looming budget cuts.

Then there is the cage match with Leland Bloom, and I get confirmation as to who Casey was exactly. He heard about the successful diagnosis and how Casey was instrumental in the diagnosis. I was telling Aurora about it and she was not surprised.

“Casey listens to people, she cares, she also likes to think outside the box and she sure as hell does not give up, how do you think she solved what was making Dr Banerji unwell, a former friend said something, gave birth to an idea and that is what was wrong with Naveen. Even if the competition to be on the DT over at Edenbrook had run the rest of the year, Casey would be on top. And before you asked if she was shown favouritism, I think that is a load of crap.”

I took her word for it not knowing what else to say.

Then the attack happened. I felt horrible and then realised how easily it could have happened here if the senator had not been poached. I assemble a team and we thankfully find a cure. Then our board is approached by their board and a merger is discussed. I hear that the idea was sprung by Casey and Aurora after both teams came together. On one level I was excited, a merger would mean sharing of staff and expertise a lot better but was also apprehensive.

One day I am dropping some documents off at Edenbrook and I talk to Harper. She was not happy that I ended up poaching her niece. I stated I did it so you could see the possibilities of a move. She stated she was happy where she was. I mentioned that it was all moot now anyway with this merger. Thankfully there was no hard feelings. At least not until a few days later when I was confronted by an angry Aurora.

“Did you genuinely want me here or was I just a pawn, used to try and get in with my aunt?”

“I have been trying for years to get your aunt across here to revitalise our residency program. So yes I was hoping you doing well here would entice her across.”

“Why not just ask? You did not need me surely?”

“Every time I asked, your aunt would say no.”

“Do you have any idea how used I feel?”

“A little bit,” Tobias does not mention his current feelings towards June. “But Aurora, you have flourished, I am sure you would have done the same at Edenbrook, despite the shadow cast. You are one of the brightest medical talents I have worked with, whether your surname is Emery or not.”

Aurora is annoyed but she knows Tobias is correct, she has flourished. She takes her leave, the conversation giving her plenty of food for thought.

After the gala and the discussion with Casey and her aunt, Aurora decides to come back to Edenbrook. Despite the closure of Edenbrook being close, Aurora feels it is where she needs to be and realized that despite her aunt, she was carving her own path all along.

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#open heart #choices fanfic writers creations #fic of the week #aurora Emery #Harper Emery #Tobias Carrick #open heart choices #choices

[buoyantsaturn]

Drew Tanaka’s True Love Connections (1/5)

summary: Will smiled. "I have an appointment next door with the, uh… Matchmaker lady?” He winced at his own awkwardness, trying to bite back the embarrassment he felt. “Well, actually my friend set it up for me, but-- Sorry, do you know anything about her? The matchmaker lady, not my friend, I mean. I’m just not sure what to expect, you know? I’ve never, uh, done something like this before.” 

word count: 2,269

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Will had assumed it was a gag gift when Lou first handed him a certificate for three free matchmaking sessions the day after Christmas. Apparently, he’d moped through the holidays to the point where Lou had decided that the Darth Vader mask-shaped mug she’d gifted him originally wasn’t good enough, and added the certificate on top of it.

But matchmakers aren’t real, Will had argued, they’re made up by the film industry to find more dumb excuses to make bad romance movies.  

Lou had told him that he’d better clean up his act before he said something as stupid as that to the matchmaker’s face, and she ended up losing out on fifty bucks.

To humor his best friend - and not because he was lonely and desperate for love - Will set up the first consultation appointment in early January, and barely managed to squeeze into the schedule. It would appear that the time between Christmas and Valentine’s Day was the busiest season for a matchmaker, since everyone else was also lonely and desperate for love. But hey, that just meant more people for Will to get set up with, right?

read the rest here

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#solangelo #will solace #nico di angelo #mine #my writing #matchmaker au

[weirdfanfic]

Guardian of an Earl

The letter of Lies

『• • • ✎ • • •』

As a Noble, my morning routine is normal. Waking up by my personal maid with some tea, instead, I woke up by Tanaka, our head butler, holding a tray with my tea. "Good morning my lady, Your morning tea "Good morning Tanaka, What's my schedule for today??" I sipped my tea detecting a nutty flavor; it tasted similar to coffee but with a few different flavors. "Is this a new tea?" Tanaka replied with a grin. "It's a gift from one of your father's Japanese business partners. The tea is called Hojicha."

"I see. Please convey my gratitude, as it was quite a taste ."Well, they also sent you a little letter, My lady would like to read it ?" He asked, holding a small letter;I put away my tea, the sun shining through my open curtain. I knew little about my brother's business partner, but one man's eyes lingered in my mind for years. As the memories came flooding in at one of my brother's dance balls it was magical but I was a young unmarried lady. Fortunately, I could blend in well enough but somehow one man found me asking me to dance with him it was elegant like we danced in the sky. I'll never forget that day. I thought came back to reality by the sound of small feet on the wooden floor.

"Auntie, breakfast is ready!" "And we're hungry," yelled a little blue-eyed child, while his twin responded shyly. As I climbed out of bed, one of them gave me a soft smile and looked at me with hopeful eyes. "Good morning, Ceil, and don't worry Sirius, I'll be down in 10 minutes, let me just get dressed." I hug the boys. "Tenaka, I'll read the letter when I go to breakfast. Please send boys to the dining room and send one of the maids to assist me in changing." He nodded and left with the boys.

After painful minutes to get into my morning corset and my dress, I finally was able to go to the dining table where I saw my brother and his lovely wife while the boys were playing on the ground next to the table. "Ah, my sister still well I see have you gotten the gift I made sure it was well prepared." My brother is snarky as always "If this is a way to get me to marry one of your business partners you are surely mistaken."  I sat next to his wife she gave me a small wink handing me the letter from before. "Is the opposite really more of a business opportunity for you. "Alright, we will speak about this 'business opportunity' after breakfast and not in front of the children." I ended the conversation and start to eat.

The letter...it was nothing but lies to me I couldn't understand why but this man wanted me to start a phantom company in Japan. He's mad! And why did my father agree to this letter I barely knew this man and he wanted me to do business with him. I know I am a woman unable to work, but I was taught business the same as my brother.  "This is insane in Japan I know you have business there but setting up a factory and 2 stores immediately sounds insane!" I exclaimed to my brother only for him to show me the papers. "It already agreed upon the only thing we ask is to work by pretending to be his wife, you two get along so well the last time." "I was young Vincent I know how your partners are they are demons in disguise only to overcome greed!" Envy in my voice he grabbed me by the hand pulling me to him. "Don't even try to act like our mother you will do or at least think about the offer. He is visiting tonight to speak with you so you better behave as a lady this is business.  Now get pretty and go get a pretty dress for tonight we want him to see you as his wife and not a burden..." His threat went down my spine giving a small nod and hurried to the door slamming it shut.

"Now that was just anti-climatic you two fight like cats and dogs. Is actually pretty funny." A familiar chuckling voice said as I stare at the couch outside my brother's studies. His eyes were covered by his white hair "What's is it you want Undertaker I'm not in the mood for your jokes." I said seeing him picking at his long black nails before giggling "Your brother wants to see me for a case but before I go maybe I can help you with a little problem with a little practical joke on this poor man." I stared at him with his grin giving a short nod that I was listening and hoping this will get me out of this situation.

The night finally came to meet this man yet again, another greedy man wanting the phantomhive name. To do so he must go on a trial of the test that Undertaker has set up. This night will surely be remembered by both of us. As I was waiting in the game room the door opened and I saw my brother walk in as my escort to make sure nothing between us will happen before the marriage. As a woman, I wasn't allowed to be with a male stranger who wasn't my husband or a relative. "I hope you have time to think about this opportunity if not I may have something that might change your mind." I  glared at him hoping it might drop him dead only for him to sit on his lovely throne on his throne chair. "You don't have to marry this man or live with him only use him as a cover...I know your independent woman but you won't be accepted as an owner so please this is a big opportunity for you and the company." I only stared at him but was more of fear I will be alone in a foreign country away from people I loved and cared for. My brother got closer and hold me only to realize I was crying I was so covered with anger that I didn't realize to think about what I might lose if I leave. "You never will be alone "(Y/n), You'll never be alone I'll make sure you are always safe don't worry." With those words, I burst into tears not knowing what the future holds.

『• • • ✎ • • •』

(A/N)

Yo guys sorry not really a writer but hope you enjoy it.

#black butler #sebastian michaelis #demon slayer #undertaker #muzan kibutsuji #x yn #x reader #muzan x y/n #sebastian x you #bored #fanfic #anime

[sleepyxxhead]

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓;

here's a list of characters i'll write for! comment/dm if you see any characters you'd like me to write for missing in my list!

bold: my favs :))

*: i'll try lmao

Haikyu!!:

◦ Karasuno: Daichi Sawumara, Sugawara Koshi, Asahi Azumane, Nishinoya Yuu, Tanaka Ryunosuke, Ennoshita Chikara*, Kinoshita Hisashi*, Narita Kazuhito*, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Tsukishima Kei, Kageyama Tobio, Hinata Shoyo, Shimizu Kiyoko*, Yachi Hitoka*

◦ Nekoma: Kuroo Tetsuro, Yaku Morisuke, Kai Nobuyuki*, Kenma Kozume, Yamamoto Taketora, Fukunaga Shohei, Inuoka So, Teshiro Tamahiko*, Lev Haiba, Shibayama Yuki

◦ Aoba Johsai: Oikawa Toru, Iwaizumi Hajime, Hanamaki Takahiro, Matsukawa Issei, Yahaba Shigeru, Watari Shinji*, Kyoutani Kentaro, Kindaichi Yutaro, Kunimi Akira

◦ Date Tech: Aone Takanobu, Kaname Moniwa*, Futakuchi Kenji, Koganegawa Kanji

◦ Fukurodani: Bokuto Kotaro, Washio Tatsuki, Akaashi Keiji, Konoha Akinori*, Komi Haruki*

◦ Shiratorizawa: Ushijima Wakatoshi, Tendou Satori, Semi Eita, Shirabu Kenjiro, Goshiki Tsutomu

◦ Inarizaki: Kita Shinsuke, Omimi Ren*, Ojiro Aran, Miya Atsumu, Miya Osamu, Suna Rintarou

◦ Misc.: Terushima Yuji, Daisho Suguru, Sakusa Kiyoomi, Komori Motoya*, Hoshiumi Korai*, Hirugami Sachiro*

Kimetsu No Yaiba (Demon Slayer):

◦ Kamaboko Squad: Kamado Tanjiro, Kamado Nezuko, Agatsuma Zenitsu, Hashibara Inosuke, Shinazugawa Genya, Tsuyuri Kanao

◦ Hashira: Himejima Gyomei, Tomioka Giyu, Kanroji Mitsuri, Iguro Obanai, Shinazugawa Sanemi, Tokito Muichiro, Uzui Tengen, Kocho Shinobu, Kocho Kanae, Rengoku Kyojuro

◦ Demons: Kokushibo, Doma, Akaza, Hantengu Clones*, Gyokko*, Gyutaro, Daki, Muzan, Enmu*

◦ Misc.: Sabito, Makomo, Lady Tamayo, Yushiro

BNHA:

◦ Students: Midoriya Izuku, Bakugo Katsuki, Todoroki Shoto, Kirishima Ejiro, Kaminari Denki, Sero Hanta, Iida Tenya, Uraraka Ochaco, Ashido Mina, Yaoyurou Momo, Kyoka Jirou, Shinso Hitoshi, Tetsu Tetsu, Togata Mirio, Hado Nejire, Amajiki Tamaki

◦ Pro-Heroes: Todoroki Enji (Endeavor (ew idk)), Takami Keihgo (Hawks), Usagiyama Rumi (Mirko), Aizawa Shota, Yamada Hizashi (Present Mic), Kayama Nemuri (Midnight)

◦ Villains: Dabi, Toga, Twice, Mr. Compress*, Lady Nagant, Overhaul

JUJUTSU KAISEN:

◦ Tokyo Jujutsu High: Itadori Yuuji, Fushiguro Megumi, Kugisaki Nobara, Zen'in Maki, Inumaki Toge, Okkotsu Yuta, Gojo Satoru (LMAO ALL OF THEM ARE MY FAVS <33)

◦ Kyoto Jujutsu High: Zen'in Mai, Miwa Kasumi, Kamo Noritoshi, Todo Aoi, Nishimiya Momo

◦ Curse Users: Geto Suguru, Yoshino Junpei, Fushiguro Toji (idk, he's a non-curse user but like- imma still put him here)

◦ Misc.: Nanami Kento, Sukuna, Amanai Riko

SOME OF MY FAV SHIPS:

◦ Haikyu!!: KageHina, TsukiYama, Daisuga, Asanoya, TanaKiyo, KuroKen, YakuLev, IwaOi, BokuAka, UshiTen, SakuAtsu, OsaSun(Mori), DaiMika/SuguMika

◦ Kimetsu No Yaiba: TanKana, ZenNezu, AoIno, GenMui, GiyuShino, SaneGiyu, SaneKana, ObaMitsu, SabiMako, UzuKyo

◦ BNHA: (i'm going to come back to this one day but it's 3am and i'm tired :,))

have a nice day cutie <33

dividers by: @cafekitsune

#🌊 - navi

[myriai]

This is the “cover” for the current work I’m doing for National Novel Writing Month (incidentally the thing I am procrastinating doing by updating my tumblr).  The picture in the background is one I took ages ago.  The artwork of the ladies is a hybrid of some free line art I found on Deviant Art a while ago (Megumi (dark-brown hair) is from wowauwero.deviantart.com and Dani (lighter brown hair) is from salamandershadow.deviantart.com).  The coloring job for better or worse is mine.  One of my current goals for 2023 is to work on my own skills to  a point where I can actually do updated drawings of these two.

Hers and My Romance was a concept I came up with probably about seven years ago.  I’ve been stuck in a rut with my writing since around December of last year (for various reasons--2021 for reference being last year) so to try to get my juices flowing again I decided to go outside of my writing comfort zone and do a contemporary romance.

Here’s a quick blurb for the story, it should be noted that everything is subject to change as Nanowrimo is for spewing words all over the page then worrying about how to make them all make a pretty picture later ^_^

If you’d told Megumi Tanaka two years ago that she’d be falling in love with her new favorite fan fiction author she would’ve laughed and told you to go get a life. However, lo and behold, after two years of enforced solitude due to a worldwide pandemic, Megumi finds herself in that exact place. Over the course of the pandemic, Megumi discovered a lot of things and one of those things was that ‘Yuki Seki’ a popular author she found on her favorite fan fiction site was cute and adorable and if it was possible to fall in love with just words and the soul behind them (or the perceived soul) she was doing exactly that.

If you’d told Megumi that the fan fiction author was actually her upstairs neighbor, Dani Taylor, she would have laughed even harder. After all, the world isn’t that small, is it?

It turns out that yes indeed the world is that small and it was sheer happenstance that she found out. After a few months of video chats, Megumi discovers that Dani also lives in Arizona and, on a chance she’d actually say yes, Megumi asked Dani to meet her for sushi as a birthday present. They have a magnificent time, or so Megumi thought, but after their meeting Dani vanishes off the face of the internet and stops answering her calls and e-mails. Megumi is left lost and broken-hearted; she seriously thought they made a connection, but apparently Dani didn’t feel the same.

Then Megumi gets a Skype message from Dani apologizing for the ghosting—on the exact same day that she meets a familiar brunette coming down the steps from the apartment above her and it changes everything.

It turns out that the Dani behind the screen is a very different individual than the “Yuki Seki” Megumi thought she knew. Offline Dani is still cute and adorable and Megumi finds she absolutely adores her, but she is also a complex human being with vulnerabilities Megumi never expected.

[becomehaikyuu]

Haikyuu Chapter 76: Creator

REFLECTION:

The chapter starts with Hinata reading his notes...but fuck him, it's time for Yaichi's home life! Yaichi happily tells her go-getter business lady mom that she's been invited to manage the volleyball club before her mom heads off to work. Her mom asks her if she knows anything about volleyball. Yaichi is a bit slow to answer so her mom says that "Joining a group of people who are serious about something and going into it half-assed is about as rude as you get". Then she leaves for work.

Even her work kouhai calls her out on that sudden verbal bitchslap. Turns out Yaichi's mom didn't really know how harsh she was coming off as, instead thinking she was motivating her daughter. She also raises the good defense that if harsh words are all it takes to dissuade her, then she is just going to get easily dismotivated about everything in the future.

Naturally, the next day at school, Yaichi is a bit nervous about signing up officially. Then Kiyoko drops some lore on her: Kiyoko does have a background in sports but, before signing on with Karasuno, she has never done volleyball or managing before. She says when you begin something, you don't need an "unshakable will" or "impressive motivation". You just need a bit of genuine curiosity.

Despite the wisdom, it's not enough for Yaichi to not go to Hinata with her problems. Hinata figures out what the issue is immediately and points out that since he's joined, he has spiked a ball directly into the back of the ace setter's head, puked in Tanaka's lap, and knocked off the vice principal's wig. He then asks if Yaichi wants to manage. Yaichi says yes and, after seeing a picture of Shiratorizawa's ace, Ushiwaka, he gets fired up (suspect). Seeing that Yaichi is still worried over her mom's words, he casually kidnaps her to her mom's job. When she's across the street, Yaichi hollers at her mom that she's gonna to manage volleyball. Her mom has the appropriate response:

Yaichi asks Hinata a request about THEN SHE GOES TO TAKEDA to talk about securing funds for the trip before another time jump shows her at home, hard at work on a poster. Her mother comes by with her usual harsh-but-fair criticism about her artwork, allowing Yaichi to cinch what she's trying to capture in her art. The next day, Hinata rides on his bike before spotting Yaichi's poster for the donation: it's him, jumping up for a spike. My reaction:

That's what she was asking about before.

At the club, Yaichi gets her official team jacket.

...I'm sorry, one more.

Later on, Hinata and Kageyama walk Yaichi home where Kageyama points out the place is close to Shiratorizawa High, where Ushiwaka attends. Then somebody decides to drop in...

"Did somebody say my name?"

(A million hugs to whoever gets the joke above.)

#haikyuu!! #creator #review

[peppermint-monster]

Ennoshita Chikara x Perv. Chubby Reader

Sadly Tumblr wants to be mean, but that's fine, hopefully, this won't be flagged. if curious to see the whole photo here is the link. 😊

Warning: Unprotected sex, dirty talk, mention the use of Toys, Pet names (Precious girl and Pretty girl), Mean!Ennoshita (You really be testin' his patience), Public display, Being caught..?, mention of Fem Masturbation, mention of body hair (of female). Basically, NSFW 🤷🏻‍♀

Also be mindful that I didn't really mention much of the reader's appearance (Besides she's female) since I wanted to keep it vague for everyone to relate as much as possible, though it is definitely for the more voluptuous side of ladies.

Please be mindful that all photos are not mines, but the making of the collage is.

MINORS DNI!!! 🔞🙅🏻‍♀️If you're not comfortable with this, please ignore!

Ennoshita with a Perv. Chubby Reader! who in everyone’s eyes, seems like a shy, quiet girl that no one seems to notice in their classroom, just the average bookworm with a boring look. However, as time progresses, she's seen as the girl who enjoys watching her boyfriend practice, but in reality, Ennoshita knows that’s not the case. Before they were together, he actually believed she was an innocent, shy type who was afraid of speaking to others, which was fine for him since he could have her all to himself. This was the case when first dating, but as their relationship seemed to grow, Ennoshita seemed to know her little antics.

The first time they did it, sure, she’d be nervous since it was her first time and she was feeling embarrassed cuz of her weight, but he reassured her, making it sensual and intense for their first time giving into each other. Yet the more ‘making love’ they did, the more he seemed to notice how adventurous she’d become.

It started with asking Ennoshita to try different sex positions that she read in a magazine on: mating press, reverse cowgirl, body surfing, and more that he can’t seem to remember. Then there were moments she would tease him if she had to do stuff after school she would come up behind him wrapping her arms around his waist pressing her soft form that he knew all too well against his back flustering him as he felt her soft plump stomach and breast. Or when Ennoshita was busy with practice would receive text messages from his shy girl sending lewd and filthy photos on his screen. Photos of her wearing lingerie that were posed in sexy angles with text messages to provoke him.

How do I look?

I wanted to surprise you but you seem so busy all the time that I never get you for myself…

If only you weren’t practicing right now. But it’s fine I’ll just use my toy that you bought me. 😊

And would send him a video with her fucking the small dildo that Ennoshita had bought her (which was much smaller than his. Ennoshita doesn’t like to compete with plastic) while using a mirror to show the whole scene. Having him frantically mute, pause, and close the phone when hearing her sweet moans crying out to him in the echoing gymnasium. With practice long gone from his mind, he quickly made up an excuse to leave practice early while grabbing his things, ignoring his teammate's question and statements, or caring to change to his uniform before dashing to her place.

Shyly, she'd ask Ennoshita if he wants to fuck her in different locations, and he applauds her, taking her to more commonplaces such as the living room and the restroom. But it didn't seem to be what she meant.

After practice one day, they head to the metro station and enter the relatively packed train, where she takes Ennoshita's hand and leads him to a corner, where she sits him down before spreading his strong legs to settle right on top of him. He slid his hands down to wrap around her waist as she slowly began to rock her hips against his cloth cock.

That was already hard until hearing Noya and Tanaka loud voices coming their way. It should have ruined the mood for them both; at least it did for him, though it was different for her. While he was awkwardly talking to the two who were towering over them, he seemed to notice that his precious girl still moving her hips, making him pinch her chubby side to keep her in check. But that seemed to fuel her. She enjoyed his giant hands touching her side; the warmth they provided, as well as how heavy-handed he was, made the pit of her belly go up in flames. With a flushed expression, she quietly took hold of the hand as she let out a sweet moan that the two jokesters seemed to notice and asked if she was alright, which Ennoshita quickly brushed off while noticeably knowing she had just come by the wet patch seeping through his pants and to his hard-on, plus by her lewd expression that he knew all too well.

Shit.

Yet here he is now, Ennoshita doing wall sits from what couch had told him would help increase his strength and endurance outside the gymnasium that was too stuffy and hot to do them in. Until noticing his pretty girl walking towards the gymnasium for what he assumed was to watch him practice which isn’t too new. Since being together, he somewhat forced her to come watch him so later on, he could take her home.

Whereas this time it seem like she wanted to show her brattier side, her doe eyes that make her seem innocent were now glaring at him with tears in the corner.

“Am I not good enough for you?”

“Of course you are, baby.”

“Then why won’t you fuck me!"

"I do-"

"-in public!”

The reason? Another one of her ‘curiosity’ (the same lol) she wants to try, though in Ennoshita’s defense he just doesn’t want what happened in the metro to go down again. He loves his girl, really he does and wouldn’t mind doing the deed in public but he refuses for some guy to see his girlfriend in her most vulnerable state.

Only he could.

“Cuz it’s a no. Are you questioning my authority?”

“It’s cuz you had enough of me? It’s because of my weight, isn’t it? And don’t like me anymore?” She sniffed, ignoring what he just said.

Turning away from him just for a moment before turning back with anger in her eyes. She finally seemed to snap, making rude remarks to him as she towered over his sitting position before saying a one-line killer. “It’s fine I’ll just find someone else who’ll want to fuck me.”

Oh, that did it.

without hesitation, he took a hold of her wrist pinning her down on his thick thighs while taking a hold of her jaw -well cheeks. “Oh really? Some guy when it took you how long till you finally show me this sluty side?”

She bit her tongue.

“Haha right like that would work. And even if that were to happen, I won’t let you go, pretty girl.”

Fine if she wanted to be a brat and have these little temper tantrums he could deal with that. Going in between them he rips off her panties and throws them at the conveniently closed bushes before sliding down his shorts and boxers to free his member.

“E-Ennoshita~” She cries out when feeling him slide into her already soaked cunt while keeping a stronghold on her trembling form.

“Look what you made me do!” He would hiss against her ear while moving their hips in rhythm.

“You wanted this, remember? So why cry now?” He continues thirsting, taking a hold of her soft doughy thighs to spread them more apart. All while she was in a daze, drool slipped from her lips and down her chin while wrapping an arm behind them to grasp the back of his head as she only gave a weak moan in response to what he said.

“Haha, you think another man could take you like this? Hmm, he wouldn’t know how to satisfy you, that's why you need your poor boyfriend, k. You know what? I don’t think you even deserve to cum…” that seemed to have woke her.

“Nnhhh~ what! no, I do deserve it! I promise I promise, to be good. Please, I'll be good!”

He knew as much as she got him craving her that he had also gotten her obsessed over him.

“I know you would.” Before continually stuffing her, making her flushed and crying to cum.

“Good evening sir.” He almost wanted to laugh at how her eyes that were close from ecstasy were now shot wide open from hearing Ennoshita talk to someone and that person being the principal.

She wanted to pull away and tried so until noticing she couldn’t even touch the ground with how Ennoshita had angled them as well as keeping a firm grip nice and tight on her thighs.

“Sorry if we’re disturbing your walk -oh what are we doing? Just some wall sits, well, I am she’s just helping give me some more weight to help with my strength that’s why we’re moving so much as you notice.”

What a liar. Lying through his teeth why he can’t help but continue fucking his girlfriend’s sweet cunt that if you hear very well could hear the slopping sounds. “Enjoy your walk.” Ennoshita fake a smile until the principal was out of sight.

“That was mean of you to tell him I was your extra weight, is that what you think of me?” With a pouted lip, she whispered. However, Ennoshita was unconcerned. With a blank expression on his face, he put a strong muscular arm around her waist, to penetrate deeper. Taking her by surprise.

“Ah~ Ennoshita I-I can’t, s’too much I-I wanna...”

"What is it? Cum right where anyone could see you. What a pervert. You love being treated like a useless toy. Wanting me to play with you in such a public area. We even almost got caught. You must really like being caught while being thrown all around so roughly, -tsk. You probably want me to share you around. Let my teammate play with you also."

“No!” She cried out, turning her head to see her mean boyfriend's face. Gosh did he look hot.

“Hm… I guess I'll let you cum but only cuz you kept those pretty sluty moans of yours down when the principle came.” He hissed while slumping between her shoulder and neck.

Ennoshita let go of her waist and pressed two of his thick fingers onto her swollen clit. "But…" Taking a break from his cervix-kissing abuse, he sits there while sluggishly rubbing her clit "the next time you do a stunt like that again, including putting words in my mouth. You will not be given this privilege again. Do you hear me?" He stops massaging and begins slapping the sensitive bud a few times, causing her to cry out as she hurries to bring her thighs together to protect the poor bud from his harsh strikes, only to have them spread much wider to take her punishment: having the hairs on her fupa grabbed on.

Ennoshita wasn't actually asking, more like advising his brat of a whore what she shouldn't do.

"Yes! Yes! I’m sorry, I’m sorry... l-just please let go." She sobs, grasping the wrist that was clutching her pubic hair, anxiously pleading with him to let go.

He lets go, sensing her subservient posture with her flushed, tear-stained face, and closed eyes. He chuckles while slamming right back into her. Now chasing his own high as he continues assaulting her overstimulated clit.

They finally let themselves go. Her greedy cunt milked him for everything he had, with his legs trembling as he gasped from the pure pleasure he was experiencing, Ennoshita was forced to stop stroking her clit and grab both of her thighs to maintain a consistent pace and prevent her from falling out of his lap with the intensity of each thrust.

She squeals, making him cover her filthy moans with the same fingers that were once toying with her, over her mouth, which she gladly sucked. Which he didn't find surprising. When you have a girlfriend that expects you to do a lot of things to her, you quickly become accustomed to it.

"Ah!" She shrieked clinging to Ennoshita's arms as she felt both of them slide down the wall and onto the ground, where Ennoshita and she exchanged glances before chuckling.

"Thank you, Chikara, for giving me what I wanted. You’re the best boyfriend ever!" She kissed his lips before standing up and freshening herself, turning back and blowing him a kiss as she skipped happily away. Ennoshita sits there, with his limp member still out, as he ponders and mentally slaps himself after looking away from his aftermath leaking out of her when she was out of sight.

Damn did she really manipulate him into doing her bidding?

——

“Your girlfriend is so nice.”

“I wish I find someone as cute as her.” Said some of his teammates.

Who are munching down on the homemade cookies his pretty girl had brought with that sweet smile on her face. Not even the next day, he comes in the gym to find his girlfriend already there handing out cookies, appearing like a sweet angel, though he knows her stunts and her meek demeanor was part of an act to get whatever she wants from him. And it’s not even to buy her cute stuff; it’s so she can own him and his cock. And that seems to be what she wants right now.

Speaking to the guy she’s most comfortable with, she notices his gaze on her, making her excuse herself before heading to him.

"Don't worry, Chi-senpai. I made you some as well, but because I was carrying so much, I left them in my locker. Could you take a quick break and come with me? " She held his hand in hers before walking away, leaving something in his grasp.

Opening the folded up paper he read: hurry up before your cookies get cold, you know where to find me~ Before he was able to meet her gaze, he watch as she secretly lifted her skirt, revealing her bare ass with something sparkly in between, before fleeing the gymnasium as their eyes crossed. He inhales sharply when noticing with a taunting smile on her face that she was showing a gemmed butt plug stuff in her.

‘Oh fuck~’

Without delay, Ennoshita eagerly chased after her. Slowly becoming subservient to his perverted girlfriend’s every request.

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[atsubaka]

embarrassing things they've done

w oikawa, iwa, atsumu, sakusa, osamu, suna, kageyama, tsukishima, tanaka, noya, daichi, bokuto, akaashi, kuroo, ushjima & tendou

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✵ oikawa

he accidentally bumped into a manequinn, and said "sorry" then proceeded to say, "i thought you were a person," until he realized that he was still talking to a manequinn. this is smth id acc do 💀

✵ iwaizumi

one time when he was ordering in a drive thru, the worker told him to drive up closer to the speaker because he was talking to the trash can.

✵ atsumu

he thought he was reading the comments on HIS post, and replied to every single one, thanking them, until realization hit him like a fricking punch to the gut 🤡

✵ sakusa

the teacher chose him as her demo partner for a dancing class and kiyoomi was both appalled and horrified to find out that the 50 year old woman had a waist 💀 yes, im referencing ron and mcgonagall

✵ osamu

onigiri boy told this girl at a party that "some old, dirty creep was hitting on ya," and she told him he was her fiancé.

✵ kageyama

when he was seven he had a crush on this girl and kags being the awkward person he is - didn't know how to deal with it. so he wrote her a note that said, "get out of my school." 🤦

✵ tsukishima

after helping an old lady cross the road, a bunch of elderlies decided to adopt him and make him their errand boy. the grandmas wanted him to be their "boyfriend" so he had a bunch of senior citizens hanging on his arm that day 🤭

✵ nishinoya

when the teacher caught him dozing off in class, he slowly raised his head and said "amen." 🙏

✵ tanaka

he thought this girl was going to confess to him, so homeboy started flailing his arms around and screamed, "I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!" .... turns out the girl was confessing to the person next to him 🙃 canon

✵ daichi

this man saw a sad looking dude with shabby clothes and overgrown facial hair standing by the metro with a plastic cup, so feeling generous - he took some coins and put them into his cup, and the homeless guy was like, "hey, that's my coffee!"

✵ suna

this fool accidentally went into the women's restroom and stayed locked up in one of the cells for thirty minutes straight because girls won't stop coming in. p.s: he took a pic of their feet under the stalls

✵ ushijima

he offered his seat to this woman on the train, and when she thanked him he told her that "it's a policy for pregnant woman to be given extra privileges." ... the woman wasn't pregnant 😳

✵ tendou

baby wanted to screw around, so he told the person next to him that he has a secret he wanted to tell them. this weirdo literally started giggling inside the poor person's ear and ended up spitting in it 🥴

✵ akaashi

he witnessed a girl fall down a flight of stairs and when she reached the bottom, he told her "to be careful," as if she didn't already fall all the way down 🥲

✵ bokuto

he's been trying to get permission to use the toilet, but the teacher doesn't notice and tells him to come up to the front and answer the problem on the board. boy was squirming while he held his "thing" so ppl thought he was doing the shimmy🕺

✵ kuroo

that awkward moment when he says goodbye to an acquaintance, and they both start walking in the same direction, and they make eye contact 👀 asksfajsl this happened to me and it was soooooo embarrassing cuz I kept saying bye while he followed me

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[dinosaurtsukki]

haikyuu!! buzzfeed unsolved AU

OK THIS IS THE LAST BUZZFEED UNSOLVED RELATED HEADCANON SET I PROMISE 

[edit: check out the link at the bottom of the post for more buzzfeed unsolved au content :)]

hinata and kageyama:

90% of the show is them yelling and nobody watches it with earphones on

both of them believe in ghosts but that doesn't mean they want to see one

hinata will literally go to the bathroom five times before going to the spooky house and kageyama gets mad at him for it but there is Fear in his eyes

producer: 'were you scared?'

kageyama: 'pfft, no'

cameraman: *points camera down to show that kageyama's legs are shaking*

they also bring a shit ton of food with them when they stay the night at a place and they'll deadass be eating while talking about the history of the place

‘this house *crunch crunch* was built in *crunch crunch* 1972'

the producers tell them to stop bringing snacks but fans of the show love it

sometimes they'll shoot a mini mukbang video

SPICY, BARBECUE POTATO FRIES | Mukbang at the Waverly Hills Asylum'

hinata: *looking up how to do a seance on wikihow* it says we gotta offer some food for the spirit

kageyama: *spills the doritos he was eating on the table

*after 20 minutes*

kageyama: fuck this

hinata: *starts eating the doritos*

producer: ...

the ghosts: ..................the, audacity

tsukishima and yamaguchi

pretty much a ryan and shane duo right here

yamaguchi: we'll be visiting this place as part of our ongoing investigation on the question, are ghosts real?

tsukishima: *shakes head*

yamaguchi just wants to see the look of fear in tsukishima’s eyes at least once

yamaguchi: *hears a random thump sound* fUCk tSuKkI a gHoSt!!!

tsukishima: *sees a chair being tossed across the room* huh, the wind is pretty strong today

he likes to stick his head into attics to scare yamaguchi

yamaguchi always carries a water gun full of holy water

yamaguchi: i have holy water with me and i'm not afraid to use it! but i'm also sorry you had to die such a horrible death i hope you find peace soon

tsukishima: *walks into a basement that is supposedly a portal to hell* fuckin’ take me already

so many 'yamaguchi being an angel and tsukishima being a demon for 10 mins' video compilations 

daichi and sugawara

a very chaotic buzzfeed unsolved duo

suga, who is satan’s child himself, and daichi, who needs a raise

daichi: hello everyone! this is daichi,

sugawara: and suga

daichi: and you’re watching...

sugawara: jackass!!

daichi:...buzz...buzzfeed unsolved??

daichi started out being afraid of almost every place he had to walk into but after having to deal with the chaotic mess that is suga for an entire season, he no longer Feels Fear

this is because suga will deadass film a tiktok dance video no matter where he is

daichi: suga, someone was literally axe-murdered there

suga: *dancing along to ‘I’m a Savage’ or whatever that tiktok song is called*

daichi: *at cameraman* do you see what i have to deal with every day?’

suga is only genuinely scared by ghosts when his followers point out that a ghost was caught on camera in one of his tiktok videos

suga: *watching the video*

that was the end of suga’s tiktok career

tanaka and nishinoya:

another bunch of loud bois but they are much louder than kageyama and hinata

they’re very much into proving the existence of cryptids and are most known for that episode they spent hunting bigfoot by dressing up to look like bigfoot

tanaka: ‘you know that thing they do in cartoons where they stack on top of each other under a coat so they look like just one big guy?’

nishinoya: ‘ryuu i love you so fucking much’

other guy there who is also trying to catch bigfoot: oMg ItS bIgFooT *takes picture with the blurriest camera he could find*

both of them are very committed in their investigation of the supernatural and they’re very unconventional approaches

nishinoya: *lying on the ground in a creepy basement* EAT MY HEART DEMONS! WE’LL PUT THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE!

tanaka: *takes out a spirit board* *spells out O-M-A-E  W-A  M-O  S-H-I-N-D-E-I-R-U*

ghost: *spells out N-A-N-I*

tanaka and nishinoya: *screaming*

kuroo and kenma: 

kuroo deadass flirts with any ghost or demon they encounter and kenma would sleep over in a haunted asylum for ten bucks

kuroo: *sidles up to the infamous annabelle doll* hey there little lady, what’s a pretty thing like you doing in a locked, glass case with a ‘don’t touch’ sign like this?

kenma: kuroo, there’s a demon inside her

kuroo: well, i’m a bit of a demon myself

kenma: she attempted to choke a guy in his sleep

kuroo: oooh, choking. i can get behind that...

kenma: *looks at camera*

the demon in annabelle: d-daddy??

“kuroo flirting with demons and kenma looking at the camera for 5 minutes”

kuroo’s actually a huge fucking scaredy cat and kenma secretly tries to push him over the edge

kenma: *plays computer-generated screams of the damned on his phone*

kuroo: WHAT WAS THAT?

kenma: ...I didn’t hear anything *looks at the camera as if he was on the office and plays the sound again*

kuroo: i was too scared to close my eyes last night

kenma: i was actually able to catch a bunch of pokemon last night. who knew the winchester mansion is such a hotspot

producer: did you catch any evidence of ghosts?

kenma: ...i caught a gastly

bokuto and akaashi:

bokuto is a die-hard mothman fan and akaashi is emotionally involved in proving that ghosts exist he will stop at nothing

akaashi: all of the evidence on the shadow figures and orbs spotted in this place can only suggest one thing...

bokuto: mothman did it

akaashi: no

bokuto: yes

akaashi: mothman is literally five states away

bokuto: he has wings

during their individual investigations, akaashi has already foreseen how bokuto is going to react

producer: it’s been quiet for a while. do you think bokuto’s no longer scared?

akaashi: oh no. he should be screaming right about now...

bokuto, inside the haunted house: *screams and waves his flashlight around*

akaashi:  and then he’s gonna call for help

bokuto: AKAAAAAASHIIIIIIIIII

*few hours later*

bokuto: i saw my life flash before my eyes in there

akaashi: *muttering incoherently near his ‘evidence wall’ full of blurry pictures and red string*

bokuto: i must’ve stared into the abyss at one point

akaashi: this place is fucking haunted. can i go back? it’s for sale right?

ushijima and tendou:

ushijima’s knowledge of ghosts is based on hollywood movies and tendou has exorcised places just by vibing

ushijima: *brings out a pottery wheel* if there are any ghosts in here, you know what to do

he’s actually never watched Ghost he just knows That One Scene

tendou: *naruto-running through the goatman bridge with a go-pro strapped to his head* IT’S MY BRIDGE GOATMAN, IT’S MY BRIDGE!!!

the Goatman Himself: i’ve never felt so fucking scared in my entire fucking life

ushijima believes that chanting in latin will Summon the Ghosts and tendou takes full advantage of that

tendou: *handing ushijima a slip of paper* here, apparently this will summon a full-bodied apparition

ushijima: thanks *begins chanting*

producer, interviewing tendou to the side: okay, what did you make him read this time?

tendou: i typed out ‘let me eat your ass’ in latin on google translate and went from there

cameraman: *zooms in on ushijima chanting*

the ghost haunting the castle: *is confused in French*

in the end neither of them get evidence on ghosts

ushijima: well, we'll have better luck next time

tendou: maybe even revisit this place ?

the ghosts: i know i'm dead but this is the first time i've been scared for my life

[EDIT: for more buzzfeed unsolved au content written by me, check out The Search for the Mysterious Mothman, a headcanon set feat. bokuaka]

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