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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

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did you date in high school?

#no the only time i was ever asked out was as a joke

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one thing about me is if I am not writing then what is even the point

#have been doing a bad job of writing unfortunately #yes i know ive just recently oosted things those dont count #mine

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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

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yes, the entirety of @ProZD's fixitman78 video is available to watch on youtube! just search for fixitman78 to become a part of the hashtag #fixitmanfanfam.

#video #game changer

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I was just grocery shopping and for a while I was in line behind the peak possible combination of parent and child, here is my 1 minute recreation from memory

#something something normie moms are always so concerned about other parents pushing their ideals on their children #when normie parents do that more than anyone else #parents who are freaks know better than anyone to let their kid be whoever they want to be

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being so fr with you all we need to drastically accelerate anti-car propaganda.

we need to make it so clear to future generations that we no longer tolerate a world where you cannot conveniently go for a walk or get a coffee or get groceries without a car

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If I was a shitty rich streamer like xcq or mirBeast I’d go full Scrooge arc. Like, act like a public dipshit for a whole year then on Christmas Eve have three ghosts interrupt my stream & after that plant one million fuckTrees or something and lobby for higher taxes for the rich. Idk. I think we need more magic in the world. Where are the muppets

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I love how much ppl hate Deepnest because I find it so calming somehow. Like wow...nice ambiance. Pretty glowy mushrooms. And look at all these darling little creatures. This one's wearing a red cloak like Hornet! Garpedes are so cool...wonder where they're going. I'm gonna pet a Stalking Devout

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eleventh plague. emails. 

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I wanna make you mine, but that's hard to say (1/1)

for ethan @ethannku summary: Rather than dignifying Will’s likely insult with a response, Nico took another deep inhale, then tipped his head back to blow the smoke straight up into the air. When he tipped his head to the side, he found that Will was still watching him, his eyes cast low, maybe to Nico’s shoulders or neck or mouth-- word count: 8,615

read on ao3 | read ethan's valgrace fic

“Oh, look at that! Will Solace is transferring here.”

Nico coughed on his exhale, and Jason laughed. His perfect stream of smoke broke, scattering into the open air of Nico’s porch. 

Jason wiggled his phone in Nico’s direction, and, still coughing, Nico accepted it, shifting his joint to his other hand. 

Sure enough, Will Solace stared back at him in full hockey uniform from their university’s athletics page. His blue eyes barely pierced through the grills of his helmet, but Nico could recognize them anywhere. 

read the rest here

buy me a coffee

#solangelo #will solace #nico di angelo #mine #my writing #ethan

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"No climate justice on occupied land"

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nothing canon era fic writers could come up with will ever be as cruel as modern au fic writers putting these guys in the most basic modern scenarios. like he was born to live & die by the blade, his story was over before it began. and you made him take the bus and work a 9 to 5 job

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would you a marry a swiftie with the same politics as you or a fascist with the same taste in art as you

this website has elevated suicide bait to an immaculate artform perfected like no other culture in history

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My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting

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P.S. please leave this in the tags, I'm curious how wrong y'all are.

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