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“old habits die screaming” except its remus and every time he smokes he thinks of sirius and he wants to quit cause it’s killing him but it feels like he’s quitting the last piece of sirius that he has and death would feel better than having to live without him but sirius wanted him to live a long and fulfilling life
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i wonder if your mum jokes started because of people using “motherfucker” as an insult
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started writing a Jegulus fic
James is proud of having very strong morals. One kiss and Regulus makes him throw them all away.
(A secret relationship high school au.)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/55388014/chapters/140529007
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Dorcas’ guilty pleasure is putting herself in situations she knows will make other people envy her. That’s how she ends up pressed against Sirius at a party. She doesn’t expect Marlene to be jealous of the wrong person.
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No matter how perfect anyone is, deep down they desire something deliciously scandalous. Dorcas is a healthy, well rounded individual. She takes sadistic pleasure in knowing other people are jealous of her. 
That’s why she’s dancing with Sirius. Their sweaty bodies fit perfectly. His hand on her sculpted ass. Her nails dragging down his neck. She looks across at where Marlene is sitting with Mary. The other girl is holding a beer. She meets Doecas’ gaze and Dorcas smiles elegantly. She loves being nice to her victims. It drives the knife in so much harder.
Satisfaction feels amazing as Marlene stands and leaves for the bathroom.
"I'll be back, " Dorcas whispers into Sirius' ear, biting down gently on the tip.
Marlene is sitting on the edge of the sink lighting a joint. 
“I love your shirt" " Dorcas gushes.
She makes sure to smile extra wide. Marlene uses one hand to swiftly pull off her baggy graphic t-shirt. She throws it at Dorcas.
Dorcas’ flushes like a virgin, She's never really payed attention to Marlene. Her tits are pushed together by a leopard print bra. Her belly is pierced with a thick silver hoop decorated by diamonds. For the first time Dorcas is speechless.
Marlene smirks.
"Eyes are up here babe"
“Sorry,”
Staring into Marlene’s doe eyes is hardly better.
“So, you and Sirius,” comments Marlene.
"Why do you sound mad? Do you like him? I'm so sorry if I got in the way of something. I didn't know. "
Marlene Snorts.
"Nah, we're chill."
"But people say…”
“I thought you had no idea?” Marlene interupts.
Dorcas decides to drop the innocent act. She tilts her head.
"So you are jealous?" She mocks, letting her voice drop back to it's natural
deep tone .
"Not of you."
Marlene jumps off the sink. The bathroom is so small there's little space  between the girls. Marlene’s eyes flick to Dorcas’ lips. Dorcas’ eyes glance down to Marlene’s chest.
Flirting. Dorcas knows this game. She’s won championships. Why is her heart beating rapidly for the first time ?
Marlene places the joint between Dorcas’ plump lips. 
“Come find me sometime,” she breathes.
Dorcas is tempted to grab the blondes hand to prevent her leaving, but she resists. And Marlene leaves. 
As she stands alone in the bathroom, pussy tingling, Dorcas knows she’s so screwed. Finally something fun to focus on.
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it’s so weird to me how there’s cliques and hierarchies within fandom spaces these days like. we’re all just fucking nerds. how are you gonna try to be popular amongst the nerds. how are you going to feel superior over your fellow nerds. at the end of the day you’re still a fucking nerd bestie
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idc how annoying a celebrity or influencer or person i know is you will never catch me posting about it for thousands or people, including them, to possibly see.
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Barty may have been fucking insane but he was also a genius who scored 12 O’s for OWLS without breaking a sweat
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Jegulus as Spiderman but make it identity porn
https://archiveofourown.org/works/55106122
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Some people get so mad over fandom things and I really don’t get it. These aren’t even just fictional characters. They’re fictional characters in situations made up by random people possible half way across the globe. You don’t like the way someone wrote a character? Go read one of the thousand other fanfics. Someone is shipping characters you don’t like together? Literally just ignore it it’s not that big of a deal. People have way too much time on their hands go use that time to write something you actually do like and agree with.
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Florist Henry x cake baker Alex au!! https://archiveofourown.org/works/53407264
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Guys wdym I’m just supposed to deal with the fact the people I love probably won’t stay the same forever and eventually I’ll have to lose them???
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What’s interesting about the marauders fandom is that most of the characters fall in completely different spectrums depending on who is writing them.
Sometimes Regulus is soft and cuddly and sometimes he is a badass who doesn’t care about people.
Sometimes Remus is an anxious bookworm and sometimes he’s a thug who sells cigarettes and sometimes he is both.
Those aren’t the only examples either
It’s just so interesting.
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Everyone always says James "I would die for you" Potter and Regulus "I would kill for you" Black
But I think James "I would kill for you" Potter and Regulus "I would die for you" Black has so much force
Like James is not a violent person but would become violent for the ones he love in an instant, and Regulus is a martyr, a tragedy, but at the same time he would only sacrifice himself for the ones he truly loved in every circumstances
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Alpha podcast bros will cry about how woman are “anti-man” and then continue to imply a man’s worth relies on the traits of the girl he’s with.
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5 times Peter tries to ask Pandora out (and one time Pandora asks Peter).
https://archiveofourown.org/works/54245035
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sparklejumpropewitch · 2 months
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Wanting to know the future is such a human trait tbh.
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sparklejumpropewitch · 2 months
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red white and royal blue fics!
I've been reading so much rwrb fanfiction lately so these are some of my favorites.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/53056363/chapters/134233072
An urban sketcher au.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/53028988
Alex is an influencer and accidently comes out to the internet by thirsting over Henry in a video.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/50062960/chapters/126414574
Roommates to lovers featuring latte art.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/48037288
Henry and Alex both show up at a divorced parents mixer. Neither are divorced and neither are parents.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/45089686
Some misunderstandings caused by Henry's brittishness. (Or Alex's Americaness)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/51287146/chapters/129585469
Henry posts sleep stories on youtube. Alex has some complaints about it.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31879084/chapters/78933682
Actor au.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/27641189/chapters/67631585
Camp councilor enemies to lovers.
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