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Steve: C'mon Sam, stop being so negative, you know when life gives you lemons-

Sam: You throw them at Bucky

Bucky: How about I throw some bread at you, you pigeon. Also I'd prefer plums.

#steve #steve rogers #captain america #shmaptain shmerica #sam wilson #bucky barnes #marvel cinematic universe #mcu memes #marvel #plums #bread #flying pigeon

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Bucky, walks in wearing one of Steve's shirts

Nat: so you spent the night with Steve huuhhh?

Bucky, to himself: play dumb

Bucky: I don't know who that is

Steve, crying: NOT AGAAIIN!!!

#natasha aliana romanoff #natasha romanoff #nat #black widow #bucky barnes #the winter soldier #wiener soldier #white wolf #wakanda #tfatws #steve rogers #shmaptain shmerica #captain america #america's ass #mcu memes #captain marvel is the most powerful avenger #marvel memes #marvel cinematic universe

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Sam, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, good sir?

Natasha: Do you think people just can't hear you?

#wanda x natasha #natasha romanoff #natasha aliana romanoff #black widow #falcon and winter solider teaser #the falcon #sam wilson #queen banana #marvel memes #mcu memes #mcu #marvel cinematic universe

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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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Steve: You know you can die from that right?

Natasha (smoking a cigarette): That's the point, we're trying to speed it up

Thor (drinking vodka): Yep

Peter (eating raw cookie dough: *nodding*

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T'Challa: *gets punched in the throat*

Shuri and Peter: OH HE NEED SUM MILK

T'Challa, choking on the ground: Why are you like this?!?

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Bucky: You're pretty dumb

Sam: Aww thank you

Bucky: Why are you thanking me, I'm insulting you

Sam: All I heard was "you're pretty"

#marvel memes #mcu memes #sam wilson #tfatws #the falcon #bucky barnes #white wolf #the winter soldier #incorrect quotes

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Peter P: Hey Aunt Carol, so you know Mr. Fury right?

Carol: That dipshit? Oh yeah, we go way back, what's up spiderchild

Peter P: Gonna pretend you didn't just call me that- But anyways, I was wondering if you could ask him about Area 51 for me-

Carol: Area 51! I can take you there! That's where I keep my cats!

Peter P:

Peter P: wHaT

#captain marvel is the most powerful avenger #mcu memes #mcu #marvel memes #peter parker #spiderman #carol danvers #area 51 #catscatscats

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Steve: *Has seen 2 gods, still a Christian*

Tony: *Has seen 2 gods, still an Athiest*

Hulk: *Has seen 2 gods, beat the shit outta them*

#steve rogers #tony stark #tony stank #marvel cinematic universe #mcu asgard #hulk smash #bruce banner #shamptain shmerica #captain america #norse gods

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Thor: Did you have to stab him?

Loki: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me!

Thor: What did he say?

Loki: He said "wHaT aRE YoU gOiNg tO Do, sTaB Me?"

Valyrie: That's fair.

#thor odinson #mcu loki #thor ragnarok #valkyrie #hilarious memes #marvel memes #mcu asgard #valkyrie is hot #marvel cinematic universe

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Steve: I lost my good friend on a train

Bucky: Stop telling everyone I'm dead asshole

Steve: Sometimes I still hear his voice

#marvel memes #steve rogers #bucky barnes #mcu #best duo

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Fury: Last time I trusted someone I lost an eye!!!

Carol:

#marvel memes #doug judy #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #nick fury #carol danvers #captain marvel #captain marvel is the most powerful avenger

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Loki: What a lovely day

Loki: ...

Loki: I should stab Thor

#marvel #loki fandom #thor ragnarok #thor odinson #mcu asgard #loki show #thor series #marvel memes #tumblr memes #marvel cinematic universe