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joanandshin · 4 years

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zodiacs at walmart during quarantine

*at 8;30 leo, cancer, and libra stroll in*

libra: oh god theres so many people

leo: theres no shopping carts left...

cancer: well good thing i brought all these BAGS then *proceeds to pull out five disarranged store bags*

leo: well i think we should split up, me and cancer will take two bags each- where's the fifth bag?

*they turn their heads to see aries walk away casually carrying the bag*

leo & cancer: Hey! Aries!

aries *turns around*: oh hey guys, didn't see you there

*scorpio & capricorn slap their foreheads in the distance*

cancer: uh aries?

aries: yes?

cancer: THATS OUR BAG WUEHDKJHS *proceeds to chase aries around the store*

*scorpio & capricorn waves at leo and libra to come over*

libra: so when did you guys arrive?

capricorn: 7:00 sharp when it opened, we thought it would give us an advantage and everything *glances at scorpio*

scorpio: it didn't

leo: ???

capricorn: there were a line of people asleep at the front door, probably waited there all night, we found these two *points to shopping carts*

aquarius & sagittarius asleep in the carts and under: heh?

*sagittarius tries to get up and bumps head on cart*

*aquarius tries to get up and shopping cart starts moving*

aquarius, capricorn, libra: oh shit

sagittarius *who has now crawled through*, leo, and scorpio: oh yes

*the cart hurries towards a mountain of toilet paper*

*suddenly taurus appears from around the corner*

aquarius: *eyes widens* AHHHHHHHHHHH!TAURUS

taurus: *turns around* not today no no *extends arms*

*the cart bumps into taurus's open palms and he gets knocked back a few inches*

capricorn & libra: phew

pisces & gemini: TAURUS ARE YOU OKA- wow he is strong

aquarius *looks up*: wow- i- thank you taurus *blushes*

taurus: your welcome, plEASE be careful next time you coulda killed both of us, get out of the cart now

gemini: we don't know when you all arrived but i think we deserve this cart now, amirite

pisces: ya guys

leo: what no we should get it since aries stole our bag

capricorn: WE FOUND IT BITCHES

pisces: please lower your voice

taurus: how about we just all use it

everyone: *murmurs of agreement with leo and gemini slightly upset*

*sagittarius is now in the corner talking to scorpio*

sagittarius: i cant believe taurus saves aquarius, i was supposed to impress her today

scorpio: well i say you do something really dangerous and brave to show her

sagittarius: you're right. *glances at the toilet paper mountain*

*virgo sees all this from a rack of wedding dresses*

sagittarius: *glances again to the shopping cart*

sagittarius *in a whisper yell voice*: iM GOIng to STEAL the shoppING CART

scorpio *is laughing inside*: that is such a wonderful idea sag!

*pisces sees something going on with the glances and whispers to gemini*

gemini: *puts a hand on the carts and looks at sagittarius*

scorpio: NOW!

virgo *jumping out of the rack*: NO!

sagittarius: *look of determination as he jumps into the shopping cart*

everyone else *except scorpio*: *look of horror*

*gemini screams with a hand still on the cart*

sagittarius: AQUARIUS PUSH ME WE ARE STEALING THIS BABY

aquarius: *puts a hand on the cart to try to pull it back*

*the cart is once again heading for the toilet paper mountain*

capricorn: *gives up and slaps forehead*

everyone else: *intense watching*

leo: AEEOOOOOOOOAAAAA

libra: *looks at leo with disgust

taurus: damn kids these days

virgo: why am i always a step late

pisces: i wanna go home

*the cart crashes with toilet paper everywhere and aquarius somehow in the cart with sag*

gemini: IM GOING TO KILL YOU GUYS- wait- OOoOoOoOoOoOoO AQUA AND SAG

manager walks over to capricorn: are you the keeper of these reckless children?

capricorn: *sighs* yes.

manager: how would you like to pay?

capricorn: *shoots death glances at everyone* *scorpio stops smiling*

meanwhile...

*aries and cancer walk out of walmart with two hot dogs and 5 bags full of groceries*

aries: where's the rest of the guys?

cancer: who knows, they might be stuck in the toilet paper mountains for all i know

THE END

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joanandshin · 4 years

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yes and it’s called french

do you ever

do you ever just have

that one class

that one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it because

oh god you hate it so much

#shin speaks #well shin speaks for joan as well #french class is pain #midnight thoughts

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joanandshin · 4 years

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early morning visits

pairing: originally platonic shoto todoroki x reader, but it could go either way. word count: 1.9k warnings: none, except my own cursing? a/n: i was reading through the fluff prompts list earlier and i saw the prompt “i’m bad at texting first, so i always end up hoping you will.” and thought it would go along well with todoroki's social awkwardness. enjoy! fuck you endeavor.

2 am. 2 am. A perfectly normal time for any sane person to be fast asleep. However, this wasn’t the case for you. It had been two days since your friend Shoto had last texted you back, which was very odd. Whenever you initiated a conversation with him over messages, he would normally respond back within the day. And as such befitting of your sleep-deprived brain, you decided to physically go and visit him. You lived decently close to the Todoroki estate - only about a fifteen-minute walk, or seven-minute run. There was always the chance that he would be asleep, but if he was, you could just turn around and go back home after making sure he was alright. Fifteen minutes later, you had crossed the gardens of the house and scaled up to what you memorized as his window. You knocked on the window quietly and peered in. A pair of heterochromia grey and blue eyes stared into yours, and you watched as he stood up from his spot at the desk and, with a click, slid open the window for you to enter. “What are you doing here?” he asked, blinking in obvious confusion. “I… you didn’t respond to any of my texts,” you responded, reaching a hand up to rub bashfully against your neck. “I wanted to make sure you were alright.” His face broke into a tiny smile and he stepped forwards to wrap you in an awkward hug. It was times like this that reminded you that even though he was usually stoic, cold-faced and confused at most gestures of affection, the Shoto you had declared your friend all those years ago was still the same boy he was to this day. “Sorry about that, (Y/N). I-I’m bad at texting first, so I always end up hoping you will.” He said, snickering quietly under his breath as to not wake up anyone else in the house. “But… why did you come all the way here? You could have just called, you know.” “Well you know, I worry more than there are stars in the sky.” You hummed back, and nothing more was said that night.

#shoto x reader #todoroki x reader #shoto todoroki #bnha #my hero academia #mha x reader #mha #fluff #first post uwu #shin writes #mha fluff #bnha x reader

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joanandshin · 4 years

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saw these around and thought hmm they look fun, let’s bring these into the requests

so yeah, send character(s) and sentence(s) and we’ll try our best to write them! :D

(reblogged from @smollmikey)

Fluffy/Blushy Sentence Starters

aka “I can feel my cheeks blushing from just thinking about what I want to say to you”

“I like the way your hand fits in mine.”

“You have something in your hair, umm… Do you want me to get it out?”

“It’s nice that your voice was the first thing I heard today.”

“You can call me whenever you want… Even if you don’t have a reason to.”

“I’m bad at texting first, so I always end up hoping you will.”

“This movie is really scary, but you’re into it so I’m trying not to cover my face the whole time, but- WHAT IS THAT?”

“Wait, don’t pull away… Not yet.”

“You look really cute in that sweater.”

“Half the time I get too embarrassed to say anything.”

“No, it’s fine. I can wait until you’re done talking to them.”

“No, like…. It’s just, I can’t believe you’re actually wearing my clothes.”

“You’re a big piece of inspiration for this, honestly.”

“God, you always make me blush so damn much.”

“I’ve been trying to get ready for like an hour and a half, because I know you’re going to look so good and I need to try and match up.”

“Would it be too cliche if we matched clothes a little?”

“First second I saw you and I couldn’t get over how beautiful you were.”

“I wanted to say “I love you” for the first time without stuttering, but that failed.”

“Could you hold my hand?”

“You can’t leave without letting me hug you first.”

“I really love holding you, darling.”

“That pet name was so gushy, but it was also so cute.”

“Aw, you’re blushing like a rose.”

“Your lips are really warm.”

“I can’t get over how a few months ago I wanted to learn your name and now you’re having breakfast with me in my sweater.”

“No, mom, don’t tell him/her I said that about him/her!”

“My friends get so annoyed by how much I talk about how sometimes.”

“Wanna, like– I mean, if you’re not busy… We could get lunch? Or even just coffee if you don’t have a lot of time?”

“Wow, I didn’t think you could make me smile this big.”

“You don’t need to leave so soon.”

“You look so comfy, and cuddle-able.”

“Quit smiling at me, I can’t stop messing up my sentences when you look at me like that.”

“You’re hiding under the blanket because you’re blushing?”

“You make me so happy.”

“Don’t give me that puppy dog face. How am I supposed to say no to that?”

“You made these cupcakes for me?”

“I look forward to holding you close in bed soon.”

“Let’s share my coat, since you’re so cold.”

“I can’t believe I got the first date, let alone a year.”

“You make me feel so damn gushy.”

“How do you always manage to look so captivating?”

“Would you mind if I kissed you?”

“Are you sugar personified or something?”

“I know I’ve kissed you like, ten times, but just like another ten, please.”

“You’re the perfect height for me to rest my chin on your head.”

“I would’ve had breakfast ready, but you were sleeping on my arm, and I didn’t want to wake you.”

“Is it cold outside or are you just blushing?”

“Yeah… Huh? Oh, sorry I was just thinking about my girl/boyfriend.”

“I’m so in love with her/him, I don’t know what do do.”

“I remember practicing how to ask you out to the mirror.”

Writer’s choice

Send a name and a sentence xx

#shin speaks #my hero academia #mha x reader #fluff #call me by your name #cmbyn #i can see so many possibilities already #much fluff

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joanandshin · 4 years

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navigation:

introducing shin: introducing joan: request rules masterlist (coming soon!)

#navigation #masterlist #request rules #mha #my hero academia #call me by your name #cmbyn

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joanandshin · 4 years

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request rules:

updated: 04/14/2021

who we'll write for:

call me by your name

zodiacs

my hero academia

harry potter

naruto

writing formats:

headcanons

scenarios

drabbles

fake quotes

ART

update schedule:

hmm, upload schedule never heard of one

unrequested? whenever we think of ideas

we will post in EST timezone

requests will stay open until we have enough to be very busy! :D

things/characters we won't write:

extreme abuse

nsfw (for now, at least :P)

yandere

mha: mineta, endeavor, all might

harry potter: those weird side characters that have basically no information to base stuff off of

#request rules #shin speaks #joan speaks #my hero academia #mha headcanons #mha scenarios #class 1a #harry potter #cmbyn #call me by your name #fake quotes #cmbyn scenarios #xreader #zodiac #naruto #naruto headcannons #naruto scenarios

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joanandshin · 4 years

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hey fellow tumblrians

seconding shin’s (better) welcome (with gifs and pretty colour fonts) we share this hopefully-will-become-filled-blog!

i’m joan, the one who enjoys movies and tv shows, currently watching how i met your mother, along with suits, b99, friends, and the rest. favourite movies atm is call me by your name and once upon a time in hollywood. also trying to finish the summer reading list for gr9-12 this summer.

shin is kind of the opposite and majors in the fandom of i will not try to attempt this because i literally have no clue but i think its canon :) yet she will not touch the screen entertainment section with a ten-foot pole.

anyhow, we will both work to make this blog a cozy spot for prompts and stories of your and our favourite novel/manga/anime/movie/tvshow/icangoonforalongtime

p.s. i love and will do prompts about zodiac signs & bts (convo, story, drawing) but bye for now! :P

#intro #writing #blog #books #movies #tvshows #zodiac #zodiacsigns #bts #drawings #requests #prompts #canon #stories #convo

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joanandshin · 4 years

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hello!

welcome to the a writing blog that my friend joan and i have decided to start on! my name (on tumblr, hehe) is shin, and i use she/they pronouns. i am a high-schooler who enjoys watching mcyt and playing minecraft in their spare time, and while i may not be very good, hmu if you want to play skywars sometime!

i'm really into the my hero academia, naruto and harry potter fandoms. as of now, i will be focusing on those those three, and i can take requests as either headcanons, short fics or drabbles, most of which will contain a reader or oc of your choice. my only rule is that mineta has garbage morals and thus will not be written for.

also fair warning if you request for hawks, shoto, tamaki or shinso i am legally required to love you :D

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