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Kili, on the phone: Hey, do you know my blood type?

Fili: Of course, it's B-

Kili: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!

(let's pretend it's an AU where phones exist)

#fili and kili #the hobbit #the hobbit incorrect quotes

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Faramir: I go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning

Eowyn: This is a lie

Eowyn: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie

Eowyn: HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS

#faramir #eowyn #eowyn x faramir #lotr incorrect quotes

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*Thorin is casually searching around the room*

Balin: What are you looking for?

Thorin: My will to live

*Fili and Kili walk into the room*

Thorin: Oh, there it is

#loving uncle #thorin oakenshield #balin #fili and kili #lotr incorrect quotes

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Frodo: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?

Sam: Please mister Frodo don't do that

Rosie, entering: Frodo, you wanted to see me again?

Frodo: Sam's single

Sam:

#lotr incorrect quotes #lotr frodo #sam gamgee #rosie cotton #this probably happened

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Someone: Do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned?

Elrond: As a twin, yes we do

Elros: We also argue on who was the "buy one" and who was the "get one free"

#incorrect lotr quotes #elrond and elros #twin

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Sam: When I first met you, I did not like you

Gollum: I'm aware of that

Sam: But then you and I had some time together

Gollum: Uh-huh?

Sam: It did not get better

#sam gamgee #gollum #this is canon #lotr incorrect quotes

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Pippin: How do tall people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can’t cover you?

Gandal: Peregrine, it's 3AM

Pippin: So, you can’t sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

#peregrin took #gandalf #poor gandalf #lotr incorrect quotes

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Merry and Pippin: Um... Aragorn?

Aragorn: Yes?

Merry and Pippin: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Aragorn:

Aragorn: Where's Frodo?

#aragorn #meriadoc brandybuck #peregrine took #lotr incorrect quotes #rip frodo

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Gandalf: What's up guys? I'm back!

Frodo: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die!

Gandalf: Death is a social construct

#gandalf #lotr frodo #this account is becoming an incorrect quotes account

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Gimli: What are you, 5?

Legolas: Yeah, 5 heads taller than you

Gimli:

Legolas:

Gimli: Aragorn I swear to God I found him already dead!

#incorrect quotes #lotr #rip legolas