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woke up and fell back into my x-men phase... here are some logans

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Deadpool & Wolverine (2024), dir. Shawn Levy

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is it gay to have statues together

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magneto.

#magneto #erik lehnsherr #erik magnus lehnsherr #max eisenhardt #xmen #he should be applauded just for existing #bbg hasnt done anything wrong #i want him #the loml

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i may not be able to fix him, but good god could i fuck him

#please #just one chance #bi han #bi han sub zero #sub zero #mortal kombat #mortal kombat 1 2023 #lin kuei #bi han i would do anything #just a second of your time #i can cook #i can clean #(or he could fuck me)

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this was so sexy of him

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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 ℝ𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤: 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕡𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣

Cynthia Addai-Robinson as ᴍɪʀɪᴇʟ (S01.E05 • dir. Wayne Yip • 2022)

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Lofi (baby) girl - Númenor Edition

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*HAPPY BIRTHDAY* Sean Bean 4/17/1959

“Another story — and this really is an index of the real man… I met him in LAX (Los Angeles airport), he’d come direct from New Zealand. We were both going to London. He was carrying what seemed like 20 bags and he’s got this old man and old lady there. I asked Sean if I could give him a hand. After waiting a few minutes, I asked whether he was going to introduce me to his friends. ‘Is this your Mum and Dad?’ He said he’d love to introduce me to them but he didn’t know their names. The rather dazed old couple introduce themselves…they were just an old couple who had been on the plane and had been struggling with their luggage, he’d decided to help them out. They had no idea who he was. We get to Heathrow and I’m running for a connection and out of the corner of my eye, I can see Sean very patiently taking their bags off, stacking them and steering them through customs. I don’t believe, to this day, they had any idea who he was. The man is pure gold. I love him to death. He’s just a thoroughly good man and a marvelous actor.”

John Rhys Davis on Sean Bean

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i'm ignoring everything that happens in rings of power. this is the canon version of the show for me

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make this happen pls

I just think they should give him a little bun as a treat

#rings of power #arondir

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I AM IN LOVE. WANT THIS ON MY WALLS

my designs of the five wizards of middle-earth ✨

#tolkien #tolkien art #saruman #gandalf #alatar #pallando #radagast #istari #lotr art #lord of the rings #lotr

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I love how variable the Wood Elves methods of dealing with prisoners are. Because on the one hand, Thorin and Co got thrown into the basement for fucking up their parties and petty assholery, but on the other hand Gollum got to go on walks because they thought he would like sunlight.

So where on this scale would Maglor fall?

Like, if the Wood Elves caught Maglor would he end up their new pet minstrel or would he be locked away for eternity? Or would Thranduil write Elrond and tell him to come pick up his beach cryptid dad?

I feel like all of these are possibilities depending on Thranduil’s current level of intoxication and how amusing he would find any given punishment.

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star wars au where everyone from the movies are theater kids and they all perform shakespear's 'hamlet', anakin is hamlet, padmé is ophelia, obi-wan is hamlet's dead father, palpatine is claudius and he's actually evil and tries to poison everyone. they find that out once they see rat poison in his drawer or something. palpatine actually drinks that and dies.

the fetts actually own the theater, ahsoka enjoys the plays and often comes to watch them, sometimes they (rex and wolffe most often) let her watch people practising for plays. the hamlet crew love her and always invite her to hang out with them

#star wars #star wars au #hamlet #anakin and padmé #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #padme amidala #anakin and obi wan #obi wan #palaptine dies. #someone write this pls

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THE THING DOJA SAID ABOUT NOSES YES HE I WANT TO SIT ON HIS FACE FOR HOURS????? I'M NOT MOVING, I'M HERE TO STAY HIS FACE ABOUT TO BECOME MY THRONE FR

#boromir #lotr #boromir son of denethor #wow i need him so bad #idk if u noticed #i have so many unholy thoughts #thats not even the half of it

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middle earth characters as things my bestie has said:

fingolfin, glorfindel, turgon: i knew that I was too responsible, but at the same time too empty-headed.

finarfin: peace love, peace love ✌️

túrin, legolas: *getting lenses faster* OH WOW, you're a genius, i can see now.

pippin and merry, fili and kili: i could ask you the same thing, but we both know neither of us has the answer.

isildur: i think my parents are planning to renounce me.

elendil, haldir: i'm squeezed like a sandwitch between men rn and i wouldn't say i like it.

tom bombadil: ultra HD ecology

gandalf: i'm not an ornithologist.

maglor, boromir, thorin: WHY CAN'T I CONTROL MYSELF

isildur, elrond, boromir and faramir, aragorn: help. i want mommy.

mandos, thingol: i had hopes in you.

galadriel, tar-míriel, bronwyn, melian: that's only half a dick

should be aragorn, but actually it's túrin, thorin, bilbo: i'm tired of being some smelly loner ferret.

morgoth (it's ungoliant), saruman, theóden (it's grima): someone is living in my walls.

sauron, sam: scratch a raisin.

pippin: is it our fault we didn't close the door???? (it was, in fact, our fault)

elendil, gandalf: you are a puddle of sadness. no one loves you.

legolas, thranduil, thorin, dwalin, tar-míriel, valandil, finrod: how did you get in such situation? i need to know so i never find myself in it.

aradhel, ontamo: you can make fun of him, he's a dude.

fëanor: hmmm, burn it.

maedhros, curufin, caranthir, celegorm: didn't even ask and not thank you.

gil-galad: i'll simply ignore you.

celebrimbor, bilbo: text me when you learn how to write.

merry and pippin: well, you know how it is said. two brain cells.

fëanor, sauron, morgoth: i want to kms. a week full of panic and embarrassment. pathetic.

frodo, beleg: let god have his fellows.

bilbo, lindir: such rich vocabulary!

sauron, gollum: i'm living under a rock.

durin IV, gimli: shiver me timbers.

gloin, bilbo: she doesn't know i'm blind like a mole.

elrond: i want a kebab and to cry.

kili, merry, haldir, glorfindel, éomer: she didn't like my imprudence. i didn't show my face there for half a year.

celeborn, gil-galad, éowyn: god, the times we're living in...

galadriel, finrod: until i've reached home i thought i'd turn into ice.

lúthien, eowyn, dísa: that's because he's a man. would you read a chimpanzee's thoughts? exactly.

#lotr #the rings of power #the lord of the rings #boromir #aragorn #merry #pippin #frodo #elrond #glorfindel #the silmarillion #the hobbit #the silm characters #aradhel #éowyn #a lot of lotr characters okay