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hetaczechia · 6 hours ago
Éowyn: Merry, don't drink that right away, it's hot.
Merry, finger guns: No, you're hot!
Merry: Wait, no, yeah, that hurts, crap!
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hetaczechia · 2 days ago
Éowyn: *is struggling with a can*
Merry: You need some help with that?
Éowyn: Yes, actually *hand Merry the can* please?
Merry: *sighs and takes the pringles out of the pringlecan*
Éowyn: Bless your little hands
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hetaczechia · 2 days ago
Éowyn: Last week, Merry was supposed to buy groceries, but instead bought novelty cookie cutters.
Éowyn: Now everything we eat is shaped like horses.
Éowyn: I love him.
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hetaczechia · 2 days ago
Merry: Éowyn kissed me!
Pippin: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Merry: It was unbelievable!
Merry: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Frodo: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Sam, get the snacks and unplug the phone. Merry, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Merry: Oh, it ended very well.
Sam: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Frodo: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Merry: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Frodo: Ohh... So, okay, was she holding you? Or were her hands on your back?
Merry: First she started out on my waist and then she slid up and then she were in my hair.
Pippin, Sam, and Frodo: Ohhh.
Éowyn eating pizza in her house: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
Éomer: Tongue?
Éowyn: Yeah.
Éomer: Cool.
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hetaczechia · 3 days ago
Éowyn: Love is dumb.
Éowyn, glancing at Merry: And I’m the dumbest bitch alive.
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hetaczechia · 4 days ago
Éowyn, watching Merry sleep: He’s my life, my love, my everything. He looks so peaceful when he’s sleeping. I love him so mu-
Merry: [snores]
Éowyn: I can’t live like this
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hetaczechia · 5 days ago
Merry: Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?
Éowyn: What?
Merry: Cuz you a snack
Pippin, in the background: *gives Merry a thumbs up*
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hetaczechia · 5 days ago
Éomer: Do you ever think about what your future husband is doing?
Éowyn: Why, what is Merry doing?
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fingons-rad-harp · 5 days ago
Túrin/Eowyn for the ship meme
ASDJFJFJDKKDKD THIS IS A THING??? lmao it would be an interesting dynamic but they’re separated by like 2 ages
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no shade to anyone who does ship it i just had no idea that this existed!!
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wizardsandwenches · 6 days ago
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Rían, Ranger of the North
"If it is to be so, I shall follow my brothers to vie with the Shadow in the East. I offer you my sword, though rusted with age, my bow, however cracked from use, and my hands, calloused they may be. I stand with the Grey Company to the thick, bitter end, even if that end is to be awash in our blood."
A moodboard for my Ranger OC, Rían! She's one of my favourites out of my characters, partially made to add an active female character to Lord of the Rings besides Éowyn.
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hopeanew · 7 days ago
                        *     tag dump two   !
#& ㅤ * ㅤ éowyn ㅤ ╰ ㅤ ✨ ㅤ 𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘥 ; 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨  .#& ㅤ * ㅤ kíli durinson ㅤ ╰ ㅤ ✨ ㅤ 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥  —  𝘪 𝘢𝘮 𝘥𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯'𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳  .#& ㅤ * ㅤ eragon bromsson ㅤ ╰ ㅤ ✨ ㅤ 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘦 ; 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘭  .#& ㅤ * ㅤ oberyn martell ㅤ ╰ ㅤ ✨ ㅤ 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘪𝘱𝘦𝘳  —  𝘯𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘮  .#& ㅤ * ㅤ asha greyjoy ㅤ ╰ ㅤ ✨ ㅤ 𝘯𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 '𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵  .#& ㅤ * ㅤ selene ㅤ ╰ ㅤ ✨ ㅤ 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯  .#& ㅤ * ㅤ bodhi rook ㅤ ╰ ㅤ ✨ ㅤ 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵  .#& ㅤ * ㅤ k2-s0 ㅤ ╰ ㅤ ✨ ㅤ 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘰𝘥𝘥𝘴  .#& ㅤ * ㅤ johnny blaze ㅤ ╰ ㅤ ✨ ㅤ 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘯𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯  .#& ㅤ * ㅤ ben grimm ㅤ ╰ ㅤ ✨ ㅤ 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘭 𝘪 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦  .#& ㅤ * ㅤ barry allen ㅤ ╰ ㅤ ✨ ㅤ 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨  .#& ㅤ * ㅤ frank castle ㅤ ╰ ㅤ ✨ ㅤ 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘥'𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘤𝘶𝘵 '𝘦𝘮 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯  .#& ㅤ * ㅤ jessica jones ㅤ ╰ ㅤ ✨ ㅤ 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰  .#& ㅤ * ㅤ matthew murdock ㅤ ╰ ㅤ ✨ ㅤ 𝘪 𝘢𝘮 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭 ; 𝘪 𝘢𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘥  .
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your-fave-is-t4t · 9 days ago
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Éowyn from Lord of the Rings is T4T!
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neoyan · 11 days ago
maybe...the wedding
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hetaczechia · 14 days ago
Sam: We were helping Mr. Merry write his vows but he kicked us out because Mr. Pippin kept making inappropriate suggestions.
Pippin: How is "Éowyn, I love your sweet ass" inappropriate?
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darkest--light · 14 days ago
List 10 favourite female characters from 10 different fandoms
  (in no particular order)
Thank you for the tag @cobraking    💕 💕   (y muchas gracias por la explicación jajaja)
1-  Inej Gafha - Shadow and Bone
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2- Éowyn - The Lord of The Rings
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3- Lucy Chen - The Rookie
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4 - Sypha Belnades - Castlevania
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5 - Rosa Díaz - Brooklyn 99
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6- Michael Burnham  - Star Trek: Discovery
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7- Fleabag - Fleabag
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8 - Elizabeth Swann - Pirates of the Caribbean 
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9- Peggy Carter -  Agent Carter
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10- Cameron Howe - Halt and Catch Fire
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hetaczechia · 17 days ago
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Everyone needs their own hobbit bf.
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restitutor-orbis · 18 days ago
I only just realized Merry and Eowyn’s similar arc—both fearing to being left behind and useless. I think it’s very neat, and only pushes more to ship them.
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morwensteelsheen · 19 days ago
I might have just hallucinated this but at some point i saw something (maybe it was a fic? Idk) exploring Eowyn meeting Glorfindel. Just for fun do you have any thoughts on how that might have gone? I always thought it was an interesting little detail that so many elves were present in Edoras for Theoden's funeral/the trothplighting and wonder what they might have made of all that. It seemed to me a changing of the guard in a way as the age of elves was ending and the age of men began ascending
Oooh, fun question, and that's really such a beautiful way of putting that, I love the idea of it as a changing of the guard.
You definitely didn't hallucinate that fic, I'm trying to find it now — will update when I do!
So I think there are a few main factors that go into deciding what Éowyn would have thought about meeting Glorfindel, and vice versa. I’ll start with Éowyn because that’s what I’m more comfortable with.
The three main questions to answer here are: 1) Éowyn’s thoughts on the Elves generally 2) Éowyn’s awareness of the prophesy/the lore surrounding the Witch-king and 3) the extent to which Éowyn is impressed (or not impressed) by impressive things.
We’ll start with 1. Which rocks because it’s the one we have the least textual evidence for — classic! Legolas is almost certainly the first Elf she’s ever interacted with, and we see basically no interactions between them. So we have to look to the next Elves she sees which are… Elladan and Elrohir. And on those fellas, she’s got nothing particularly interesting to say:
The Lady Éowyn greeted them and was glad of their coming; for no mightier men had she seen than the Dúnedain and the fair sons of Elrond; but on Aragorn most of all her eyes rested.
So, she (rightly) thinks they’re pretty and strong, but really has nothing much else to say beyond that. This is mostly because she’s focussed entirely on Aragorn, but you’d think if she was going to have any strong reactions, now would be the time. Textually this is all we get, so now I get to dive into my HC. I think she’s basically unimpressed by them generally. Not outright hostile, because she’ll have seen what part they played in the war and have tremendous respect for them for that, but they’re not really a thing that exists in her life, so to speak. Plus, the first person she really talks to for any extended period of time who’s going to have any strong opinions on the Elves is Faramir and he is, objectively, deeply ambivalent (see: his takes on dealing with Galadriel and the Elves in Two Towers. King of Not Giving A Fuck).
On the Elf Question, she’s probably going to come to them with a general level of ambivalence and, maybe, some scepticism, and maybe some feelings of discomfort. They’re just very, very outwith her ken.
Okay onto 2. The prophesy and the lore. Yeah, Éowyn almost certainly knows jack shit about this. Not because she’s dumb, but just because it’s, again, not really part of her world. The Battle of Fornost is a somewhat significant battle, all things considered, but it’s so far before the establishment of the Mark that it’s unlikely they’re going to be dealing with the specifics of it, and certainly even less so with the airy-fairy shit some twunk is spouting off afterwards. Going into her fight, she’s really not going to know why it should matter that she’s not a dude, she just knows that the Witch king is bad and she wants him gone. She might not even know who Glorfindel is, to be honest! Which is also going to be funny because for those in the know, Glorfindel is, like, literally Jesus Christ Superstar. The question really is how many people know? The Gondorrim fo sho, I struggle with the extent to which the Rohirrim are versed in this sort of stuff. Éomer, maybe. Certainly he’s going to be briefed, being the King of the Mark and all that, but how much gets passed along to Éowyn? I’m not sure. My heart says all of it, my head says basically none.
And 3., how much is Éowyn impressed by impressive things? Well, that can go either way. She’s obviously very impressed by Aragorn, but that could be/is as much an emotional response to the act of heroism she sees as it is to his general impressiveness. The next impressive thing we see her deal with is the Witch king and, again, this is coloured by emotion, but she really does not seem impressed At All by him. So unimpressed, actually, that where braver men turned tail and hauled ass out of there, she starts monologuing lol. The next impressive thing is Minas Tirith, Gondor generally, and Faramir. She’s very iffy on all of these things, she’s certainly not much impressed by the power or majesty of it all, and it takes a lot of concessions on Faramir’s behalf before she’s out and out ready to deal with him. So, yeah. Not easily impressed our Éowyn.
Glorfindel, by comparison, is an absolute delight of a character who is almost certainly deeply, deeply impressed with Éowyn. And, I think importantly, is not liable to get bogged down into the hooha about whether or not it’s Merry or Éowyn who fulfils the prophesy. I think he’s going to be fucking thrilled to death (in his own, neat and tidy way) about Éowyn being who she is. His approach to this is going to be much less complicated than Éowyn’s — he’s seen fucking loads of great heroes in his life, no matter how cool she is, she’s just another one of them, so he’s not going to be starstruck.
I think their actual meeting would be fairly lowkey, particularly if it’s at any sort of major event. I might even go so far as to say that Éowyn’s not really going to differentiate between him and any of the other Elves that are cutting about unless someone either 1) explicitly gives her a heads up in advance or 2) he goes out of his way to explain who he is and what their implicit relationship to one another is. For my part, I’m not certain he would.
Part of the problem with dealing with this question is that Glorfindel is Tolkien’s hero’s hero. He’s a hero nonpareil, basically so heroic that he lacks any real distinguishable personality beyond inherent nobility, goodness, and courage. In any interaction between them, Glorfindel would sort of being fulfilling the role of a character trope, and Éowyn would be providing the bulk of the personality. Given that, I think I’m pretty comfortable in saying that Glorfindel would probably approach Éowyn as a warrior equal, and would compliment her on her feat, but would not, I think, necessarily be hanging around to chat complex history with her. If anything it’s probably going to be a drive-by conversation. They’ll meet, he’ll congratulate her, he’ll go on with his life. I don’t think she’s going to be starstruck by meeting him.
I also think she’s going to be at a very specific point in her life at any point where they could reasonably meet where she’s probably not going to be all giggly/happy/proud of herself for having killed the Witch king. It’s still going to be a really sore, traumatic moment in her life that’s going to be wrapped up in so many other negative emotions (not least of which is her stunted catharsis — which I am intending to write about later) that she’s probably fine acknowledging it but is maybe a bit emotionally ehhh on it. If he, say, swings by Emyn Arnen in TA 3021, maybe she’ll be a little more up for chatting happily about it and swapping war stories. But I think at Théoden’s funeral or Aragorn and Arwen’s wedding she’s just not going to be in the right place for big hype over it. And I suspect Glorfindel would recognise that and be respectful of it — he, too, has seen some shit.
What would be fucking fun is everybody who’d be trying to watch that interaction, especially if it’s going on at an event or in public. The rubbernecking would be absurd. For all his Elf ambivalence, I’d put a decent amount of money down to say that Faramir would be hauling ass over there to be a part of that conversation — mostly out of a detached academic interest, it’s not often you see the heroes of your childhood stories/Tolkien Jesus come walking up to congratulate your wife on being radge as fuck. If Aragorn’s around/aware, he’s definitely got some level of pride going on over it, and would probably try to see it from afar, if not being around for it. Éomer’s definitely hyped even if he’s not really got the full significance of it down, there’s no way he’s not going to be impressed by Glorfindel’s biography. Everybody else, even those without a personal connection to either of them, is probably watching because it’d be a cool as shit thing to see. I don’t fully understand the significance of, like, public marriage proposals or whatever, but if I see one happening I’m gonna watch it. That sort of thing.
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morwensteelsheen · 20 days ago
Follow up, sort of. More of a comment than a question per se. But how about Imrahil's company being the ones to ride out and reinforce Faramir's retreat from Osgilliath and carrying him up to the citadel? And then Imrahil also being the one to realize Eowyn's still alive? As complex as the politics might make that whole relationship I feel like on a personal level Imrahil would feel a certain level of connection or at least responsibility or fondness towards them
Yeah I mean that’s the big thing, eh? The period of emotional catharsis that they each go through (Faramir’s being Osgiliath -> princedom; Éowyn’s being Dunharrow -> proposal) is incumbent on Imrahil having done what he did. And surely he must’ve been aware of that, which, not to make him sound egotistical or whatever (because I don’t think it is that) but he must’ve felt so unbelievably attached to them because of that. Like, knowing that you are responsible in some small way for this incredible joy and love in other people’s lives? Damn dude, that’s gotta be amazing.
Not to mention. Imrahil’s going to be present for this great crisis in Éomer’s life too. There’s no way he’s not constantly worried about Éowyn on the way to and from Morannon (and at the Cormallen, and her snubbing him!), so already Imrahil’s going to be aware of this amazing outpouring of love for Éowyn before he even properly meets her. That’s gotta… that’s gotta really stir some affection there.
Also, like, imagine hearing these stories about the incredible bravery of Lady Wraithbane, this beautiful and beloved warrior who committed the single greatest martial act of the entire war, and then coming back to find out she’s fallen in love with your nephew, the nephew who loathes war and the culture of war. He’s definitely going to be impressed with her right off the bat lol
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