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ideasforincorrectquotes · 3 months

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PersonA: “You are the least trustworthy babysitter ever.”

PersonB: “That’s not true”

PersonA/C: “YOU SAID YOU’D PUT THE BABY ON A HOTPLATE!”

- my chemistry class

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ideasforincorrectquotes · 7 months

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Laughter and whispers echoed around Person C's house as they played hide and seek. B cautiously tiptoed down the stairs. Pumping fists in the air as they reached the ground without a sound.

Then, out of nowhere, two arms swiftly wrapped around B. One hand muffled their gasp while the other held them close, pressed against a firm chest. Startled and on high alert, B spun around, one hand pinning the intruder against the wall while the other poised to strike, ready to punch. But to their surprise, it was Person A.

A wicked grin danced on A's face, their eyes glittering with amusement as they locked B's hand on their neck and smoothly spun B around, pressing them against their chest. B's heart raced, their breathing heavy given how close they were with A.

A's lips brushed against B's ear, sending shivers down their spine, as they whispered, "Caught you." Their voice was a seductive blend of triumph and playfulness, making B even more aware of their surroundings.

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ideasforincorrectquotes · 7 months

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Its midnight and A is working on their laptop when B enters the room, wrapped in their blanket. A looks up, puzzled.

A: B? Its past 2 in the morning. Shouldn't you be asleep?

B (rolling their eyes): And it's 2 in the noon for you right?

A gives a deadpan look to B to which they sigh.

B (fumbling with the corner of blanket) : ...I couldn't sleep. It's usually fine...I am used to such insomniac episodes but...

A puts their laptop aside and motions B to come to their bed.

A (opening arms): Sleep with me tonight. I have an A+ in shooing away insomania. I even got a resume to back me up.

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ideasforincorrectquotes · 8 months

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A and B are on a mission and are being chased. After finding a temporary hiding spot, A still hyper from the adrenaline rush, kisses and hugs B, blurting out I love you multiple times.

After a moment A realizes what they just did and backs off a couple steps.

A: I am sorry I didn't mean to...if I could take it all back, I would. I swear to God.

B (still in shock): You mean to say you never felt anything for me?

A: No...I mean yes, I di-

B: Watch out!

B covers A as bullets start raining at them. A quickly drops a smoke bomb and they flee the scene. Taking shelter in an abandon building, A starts securing the place.

B (in raspy voice and pained look): A, ab..bout earlier...

A: B I know what did was wrong...B?

(B falls forward in A's arms, fainting, confusing A. A touches the shoulder of B to realize they have two gunshot wounds)

A: B what's wrong...??? Oh my God, B!!

B (before falling completely unconscious): A? I...don't...re-regret i-it...

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ideasforincorrectquotes · 8 months

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A: You left, B. You left me all alone even when I -

B: ...Because this relationship suffocated me! I tried to tell you so many times but it was always just about you, you, and you!

Did you not see me wilt away? Did you not see me suffocating? Did you not see that I needed your time and support, not the pressure of your love?

I wish you had...maybe then we wouldn't have become strangers.

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ideasforincorrectquotes · 8 months

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Letting someone go, even when you love them deeply, passionately, unexpectedly...because you know you are not ready healthily commit cause of your trauma, makes you worthy of an applause.

Knowing that you saved someone from the abuse and scars which you are trying to heal from right now, shows how much you love them.

Not knowing if by the time you heal and are ready for them, whether they will still wish for you...and accepting that fact yet deciding to let them go...you deserve an applause for that.

#dating and relationships #I wish someone could say this to me rn #I wish this agonizing pit in my stomach would stop #lmao i think I am too petty to wish that they don't move on with anyone else

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ideasforincorrectquotes · 9 months

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A: Flirting with you is like punching water.

B: Why? Cause it’s pointless, or because you look stupid doing it?

A: Did you hear it?

B: I heard it that time, yeah.

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ideasforincorrectquotes · 9 months

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*In bed one night*

A: You know what I’m gonna put on your tombstone?

B: You’ve thought about that?

A: Yes. I’m gonna put “B finally stopped.”

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ideasforincorrectquotes · 10 months

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B copies every action of A while standing behind them as A is scolding C and D. A (without even turning to B): If you don't want me to practically demonstrate my anger I advise you to get in front of me, B. B (rolling their eyes): You are kinky babe.

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ideasforincorrectquotes · 11 months

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"Through life's trials, when shadows surround,

It's the challenges faced that make us profound.

Embrace the darkness, let resilience be found,

For stars can't shine without the darkness's embrace."

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ideasforincorrectquotes · 11 months

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The depth of my feelings for him matches the intensity of my desire to flee from him.

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ideasforincorrectquotes · 11 months

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Lol, stood up misunderstanding

Thank! 💞

No problem.

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ideasforincorrectquotes · 11 months

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Thank you for answeringthe stood up ask! I forgot I sent it lol

Got any more? But no pressure! That one has given me ideas!

Thank you!

Person A thinks they’ve been stood up but person B just went to the wrong place.

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ideasforincorrectquotes · 1 year

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Any incorrect quote ideas for someone being stood up on a date? I can't remember any, and I'd really like some hurt/comfort or fluff or sweet ones

Thanks! 🌟

A: I can't believe C stood me up!

B: Seriously?! Where do they live?!

A: B, calm down.

B: No! You are a treasure! I will not stand for this disrespect!

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ideasforincorrectquotes · 1 year

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Person A: let's say your on a train car barrelling down the track. In front of you are 5 peo-

Person B: this is the trolley problem, isn't it?

Person A:

Person A: yeah

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ideasforincorrectquotes · 1 year

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Person A: People only care about bloodshed if it's their blood, and their shed

Person B: Yeah what the fuck are you doing in my shed

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ideasforincorrectquotes · 1 year

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lemme work my magic (brain with ASD/Autism) here and see what I come up with (tw; Swears bc I am a sailor mouth)

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Person A: Who the fuck added me to a fucking groupchat.

Person B: Language!

Person C: Yeah watch your fucking language.

Person D: Who the fuck taught Person C the fuck word?

Person E: It's clear, you guys always use the F word.

Person F: Holy fuck Person E censored it!

Person C: Do it Person E, say fuck.

Person F: Do it.

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(it's 3am don't blame me for it being crap, also if this gets in and ruins the 69 hexa quotes I'm going down in history of the generator /j)

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