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abbyanderson345 · 28 days
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Reid: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Morgan: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Reid: Seize the dick.
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abbyanderson345 · 2 months
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you can only reblog this today
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abbyanderson345 · 3 months
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i saw a post saying that anderperry isn’t real and it reminded me that TECHNICALLY it isn’t but it is to me and then i cried 😁
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abbyanderson345 · 3 months
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no one talks about sleep paralysis enough that shit is so scary, i’m writing this after having sleep paralysis for the second time 😭
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abbyanderson345 · 5 months
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mommy
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abbyanderson345 · 5 months
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AHHH MY PARENTS🤭
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abbyanderson345 · 5 months
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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, fro.m the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream, and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carrier, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, on the back of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce, in the pool, in the garden, bent over, in the basement, against the window, having the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, era ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffing, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan introducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, vulcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell devolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening
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abbyanderson345 · 5 months
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grover: who’d you choose?
percy: i chose you
grover: no seriously who’d you choose
percy: bro i chose you
grover: bro☹️
percy: bro😭
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abbyanderson345 · 5 months
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abbyanderson345 · 5 months
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the only reason my parents love me is because i’m there daughter not because they love me
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abbyanderson345 · 6 months
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i can’t look at my best friend with out thinking “please kiss me” 😔 hard day being a lesbian
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abbyanderson345 · 6 months
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james: this is my mum
Euphemia: please call me mia
marlene: can i call you mommy?
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abbyanderson345 · 6 months
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my best friend/ the girl i’m in love with is now taken 🤣 hahah im so happy brb im just gonna hang myself lol
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abbyanderson345 · 6 months
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stranger: who are you?
me: todd anderson.
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abbyanderson345 · 6 months
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a man: hey
Emily: no
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abbyanderson345 · 6 months
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this is so me
spencer: can i come over and be nonverbal for a couple of hours??
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abbyanderson345 · 7 months
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Boobs. Breasts. Tits, if you will. This post was brought to you by lesbianism.
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