#you're simping

[applebutterbee]

Our King 👑

With the Sluttiest Waist!

#art #my art #fan art #fanart #my work #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin lucifer #hazbin art #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #lucifer magne #lucifer hazbin art #lucifer hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fandom #hazbin hotel #video #im not simping #you're simping #digital art #artwork #i mean #I for one would love to hear this grown man whimper #you think the king of hell and the sin of pride would be bashful? #cuz i do

[hualianschild]

#vs that ultimate simp king self #he is a god tho ? almost #every time he utters a word of self hatred i want to bonk him in the head #like mf you're so pretty and beautiful inside and outside how dare you ??? #he's such a gemini (just like me fr) #also let me give you a big hug you cute hater #tgcf #heaven officials blessing #hua cheng #san lang #tian guan ci fu #mxtx #heaven official's blessing #text post meme #hob

[harmonysanreads]

I am very normal.

#THIS IS ACTUALLY OFFICIAL OH MY GOD AAAAA #hoyo always cooks so well #'ohhh you're already knee deep in aventurine brainrot? here! have this art of him waking up like a prince!' #cough... am i seeing thing or are those....abs...? #aventurine #aventurine hsr #hsr aventurine #hsr #honkai star rail #harmony simps

[spursthatjinglejanglejingle]

The way that Kim breaks his one cigarette a day rule if Harry doesn't ask him to join precinct 41 at the end of the game but not after the tribunal when he (depending on the ending) kills two people, gets the shit beaten out of him, and watches his partner almost die breaks my heart. Especially with how the cigarette he smokes after the tribunal is described as "having medicinal properties", it implies that being left behind is more painful to him than getting beaten until he's concussed.

#gets sooooooo sad about Kim again #for like the third time this week #disco elysium #de #kim kitsuragi #rannbles #kimharry #disco elysium spoilers #de spoilers #anyways do you ever learn about something in this game you had no idea could happen because you're too much of a Kim simp #it sucks!

[whatthefuxkkk]

For the tmnt fans that need to hear this 👍

#so tired of yall mfs simping for literal kids #THE AMOUNT OF RAPH X READER FICS UNDER MUTANT MAYHEM ON AO3 IS SO SCARY WTF #THAT DUDE IS 15 #i don't care if you're the same age it's still mad weird #raph tmnt #mikey tmnt #leo tmnt #donnie tmnt #tmnt mutant mayhem #tmnt mm #tmnt 2012 #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #tmnt 2003 #tmnt #honestly as long as u don't sexualize them idrc if ur attracted to them or not #I've got my fair share of silly crushes on weird ass creatures (venom for example) #but if ur over 18 simping for them... #and YES sexualizing the bayverse turtles is weird too!!! #they're still teenagers (even if they don't look as young as other versions) #and are much thirstier (cough mikey cough) #but if ur 30 calling them sexy then you need mental help <3

[da-birb-writes-sometimes]

hi dove!!! i love your new event, the vibe is so fun and relaxing (⁠つ⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)⁠つ could i request floyd with no.8? for backups maybe leona with no.9 or jamil with no.2? thanks!! as always don't overwork yourself ꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡

side note: pls no angst the pain from last time is still here(⁠ ⁠；⁠∀⁠；⁠)

Fairytale Scene; Leona Kingscholar

Content; Fluff, gender-neutral reader, some really soft Leona

Word Count; 650+

Author's Note; Had to use your first backup, as Floyd got snatched up, but I hope you enjoy this fluffy scene and soft lion! [Damn, those eels go fast]

As a reminder, do not put my work — or others for that matter — into AI as it steals. Link to Masterlist

An old vinyl was playing slowly on the record player, a slow jazz ensemble letting out low notes. It was pleasant, the calm music mixing with the gentle crashing of the waves coming onto shore, and the filtered sunlight coming through the linen curtains and warming up your skin. There was no rushing, no tasks that needed to be urgently done, and no one to boss you around. You could definitely get used to this. 

“You’re looking right at home there,” a soft chuckle broke you from your relaxed spell. Leona was standing in front of you, giving you a curious look. “Like a house cat sunbathing.”

You rolled your eyes, “Fitting coming from you.” You stretched out, and rolled off of the chaise you were lounging on. 

Leona sighed in mock annoyance, but he could get used to seeing you without the weight of all your responsibilities resting on your shoulders. You looked — and by all the lounging you had been doing since you had both arrived — and felt lighter as well. And in the golden sunlight? Leona swore that you were glowing.

You lazily walked over to him, placing your arms around his neck. “Is something bothering you?”

Bothering me? “No, nothing at the moment,” he said quietly. What was there to be bothered by? The two of you were together, and there was no one around to annoy the both of you. “And you?”

You hummed along to the song playing, “Nope!~” You let out a breathy chuckle and started to gently sway back and forth to the music. “Would you care to join me for this dance… your majesty?~” 

Leona groaned at the nickname; you only brought it out when you were feeling teasing. He didn’t mind though, since it didn’t hold the weight it did at the palace, or the mocking tone that others sometimes used. You just were being a teasing menace and a cute one at that.

Letting out a showy sigh he adjusted your hands so that he was holding one and the other was placed on his waist. “I suppose I can spare one for you,” he said lowly, voice barely above a grumble. 

The two of you swayed gently together to the soft music, gentle swaying, and long, slow, looping circles around the room. You were still humming the non-existent lyrics to the song, and Leona hummed softly from time to time as well, adding to the melody. Never did he think that he would end up in such a scene; dancing with someone he loved so dearly in something that he could only explain as a fairytale scene. It was soft, domestic, tender, and filled with such innocent love. All things that Leona had convinced himself that he didn’t want. But then you came into his life. You threw a wrench into his life, but what a lovely wrench it turned out to be.

The song came to an end far too soon, and the two of you came to a slow standstill, still in each other’s loose embrace. Neither of you made a move to let go, instead you both just stood there, hand in hand, your hand on his waist, and his on yours.

“You make for a good dance partner,” you chuckle.

Leona raised a brow, “And are you surprised by that?”

You bring his hand to your lips, placing a kiss on the inside of his wrist while looking at him through your lashes. “No, it’s just endearing is all.”

Leona had received kisses from you before, both soft and passionate, but this one actually made his heart flutter. He didn’t know how to feel about it, but he did know that the way you looked at him just then… he wanted you to look at him with such adoration again and again and again. It was addictive.

He brought your hand to his lips, and returned the kiss, letting it linger so he could feel your steady pulse. Perhaps the two of you should come out here more often if this was what happened… Leona could spend the rest of his life with you in this picturesque moment.

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Tags: @eynnwwyjth, @inkybloom-luv, @leonistic, @savanaclaw1996, @twistwonderlanddevotee, @xxoomiii

#dove does events #follower event #twst #twst x reader #twst x gn reader #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland x gn reader #leona kingscholar #leona kingscholar x reader #leona kingscholar x gn reader #pspspspspspsp come here lion kissers; come get your mans #sorry rinna; looks like you're not getting eels from gacha or for your request u_u damn bastards #may i offer dancing with leona instead? some soft lion man hours? yes???? #there's something about wrist kisses that gets me so i had to do it to leona; gods imagine giving him such softness i don't even simp 4 him #and it is ruining my brain; i hope this heals your broken heart after gacha and writing that angst piece rinna #lion man take rinna by the hand; lead rinna to the land that you understand. [dove's remix of Ocean Man by Ween for rinna & leona] #scheduled post; idk if i'll be awake yet when this goes live; hopefully it posts UNLIKE LAST TIME; took 4 minutes to show up

[boringkate]

I think a cowgirl (yeehaw) with a cowgirl (moo) gf would be a cute couple dynamic.

#i'm just gonna start cross posting random tweets of mine onto here #if you're a true simp then you'll reblog me when I do it

[leopardmuffinxo]

Talon Ormr 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 Circle of Spores Druid

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #my oc: talon ormr #my bg3 edits #you're only allowed to simp for her if you like mean women #userarklay #usermorvaris #userwolfkissed #userrivensbane #userlumad #userterendelev #necroticpetals #miyku #baldurians #katsigian

[thesweetnessofspring]

I swear when I see stuff on ao3 descriptions like "this Peeta will have a spine" and "Peeta isn't going to bend over backwards for Katniss for once" I'm just like...yeah, I'mma skip this one, you clearly don't understand Peeta or Everlark.

#everlark #the hunger games #peeta mellark #peeta supremacy #it feels like when people used “simp” when the dude was just being a good boyfriend or respectful to women #peeta does challenge katniss like i don't get this weird characterization that he just goes along with whatever she wants? #i guess respecting her is just him not having a spine huh #should have just guilted her and forced her to go along with what he wanted like gale did #and not to say you can't make peeta ooc because that can be pulled off well #it's the attitude of thinking you're making him better

[fling-graysons]

#sooo the teaser of the new movie is out #I'm ashamed of myself #that smirk #that damn smirk #bnha #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #bakugou katsuki #great explosion murder god dynamight #gremlin simp hours #my son #mha movie #bnha movie #bnha you're next #mha memes #bnha memes #my post

[somewhereincairparavel]

Notice how Percy and Jason are like HEAD over heels for their girls whenever they're covered in soot/dirt?? It seems to be a turn on for both of them 😭 Like Percy calling Annabeth hot when she was covered in dirt in tartarus, saying that it made her look badass, and Jason saying that Piper was the most beautiful thing he's ever laid eyes on when she was completely covered in mud, her hair was tousled and was missing a boot. Also, calling her cute when she was in her two days clothes.

Both of them had seen their girls in a much better state (Piper getting claimed by Aphrodite and getting all fancy, Annabeth dressed in a pretty Greek dress in sea of monsters) Yet they both prefer their disheveled/dirty looks better.

Jason and Percy are bf goals idc>>>

#Where can I buy them #They are both such simps #Get yourself a man who thinks you're the prettiest when you're covered in mud>> #pjo hoo #pjo series #pjo #pjo fandom #percy jackon and the olympians #annabeth chase #percy jackson #heroes of olympus #hoo #pjo hoo toa #riordanverse #jason grace #piper mclean

[hualianschild]

#yes #yes you are #but you're also a simp for gege so all's forgiven #love to see him being a brat to those who deserve it tho #like YES KING DESTROY THEM #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #hua cheng #tian guan ci fu #mxtx #san lang #tgcf meme #heaven officials blessing

[theworstaceattorneycharacter]

"she whips people" god forbid women do anything

#franziska von karma #theworstaceattorneycharacterbracket #i'm joking of course you're free to dislike characters #that's what this bracket is about #but i'm franziska simp 😔 and it's incurable

[thewriterowl]

Din: I just get so nervous when I look at him...what should I do?

Bo-Katan: (so incredibly tired) Just talk to him, I don’t know.

Din: And say anything?

Bo-Katan: As long as it stops you from bothering me.

Din: Alright...here I go. (approaches Luke) Your ass makes me forget about having dead parents.

Luke:....t-thanks?

Din: Did I need to say anything else?

Bo-Katan: I DIDN’T TELL YOU TO SAY THAT TO BEGIN WITH!!???

#star wars #the mandalorian #dinluke #din djarin #luke skywalker #bo-katan kryze #memes #i will never ship you with din bo #im gonna do you worse #you're now his best friend #good luck with the simping himbo #cause you're getting dragged along in the simping whether you like it or not

[morskisir]

spy stop being annoying challenge (impossible)

#originally this was supposed to be just the first two 'panels' but i cannot help myself- if i want to extend an interaction i will do it. #anyways they're both losers #spy 'i know you're a simp but i think it's funny if you admit it' tf2 #tf2 #sniperspy #sniper #spy #bloody suit #nishart #smoking

[da-birb-writes-sometimes]

WEEWOO IM HERE FOR THE EVENT!! (also smth I noticed, you can't copy paste your moots @ from one post to another, bc they don't receive the notif;_; I checked my mentions for your @ and uh- nope)

ANYWAY "nights spent in" with Leona pls (or Ruggie or Kalim or Jack or Jamil 💀💀) I just want a lazy night with takeout and cuddles and looking at the city/town from the hotel or room balcony in peace but I also need this frigging degree-

Nights Spent In; Leona Kingscholar

Content; Fluff, so much fluff, gender-neutral reader, romance

Word Count; 650+

Author's Note; I came up with a whole meal for this and I want everything. All of the food mentioned is North Indian vegetarian food, except for Leona's. Best of luck with that degree, Soru!

As a reminder, do not put my work — or others for that matter — into AI as it steals. Link to Masterlist

You were lounging on the sofa on the balcony, a light breeze coming off the waves helping cut most of the heat from the day as night slowly painted the sky in a deep navy. Honestly, you could fall asleep right here, since you were warm and very comfy. Count on the royal family of the Sunset Savannah to spare no expense, even when it came to their balcony furniture for the smallest of their vacation homes. 

Speaking of the Kingscholars, Leona had said that he was going out to grab you both dinner, which would have shocked anyone else, but he put in the work when it came to you. You were the exception. Of course, though, he expected something in return, which was usually either using you as his pillow or giving him a kiss… or several until he was satisfied with how fast he could make your heart flutter. Smug bastard…

“Hmm, I went through all the trouble of gettin’ you food and here you are nearly passed out,” he sighed, having sneaked up on you. But he sighed, putting the food down.

Leona leisurely walked over to you before promptly laying on top of you and resting his chin on your shoulder, trapping you. He let out a long sigh and bumped his head against yours.

Taking the message, you started scratching behind his ears and hummed. “I thought I had to pay you back after we ate,” you mused.

He chuffed, but his tail was slowly waving back and forth in a relaxed manner, he was only putting on a show. “You can pay me now and then,” he grumbled, looking up at you and raising a brow expectantly.

You knew that face, it was the face that he made when he wanted a kiss but didn’t want to say it. “You can get the rest of it, but after we eat-” your stomach made a low rumble underscoring your statement. “Before I decide to eat you instead,” you joked, and poked him in the ribs to prompt him to get off you.

Leona rolled his eyes, but yielded, he wanted his damn kisses sooner rather than later. Plus the last time he had decided to lay on you and prevent you from getting food, you had indeed bit him. Even though you didn’t really leave a mark, it still stung a bit, and he would rather not get teased by the others if they found out it had happened again.

“What did you get by the way,” you asked. Whatever it was smelled divine. Your stomach gurgled even louder, sounding more akin to some beast demanding food.

Leona chuckled a bit at the commotion, but brought the food out. “Went to a small place, family run and owned,” and he brought out several containers of food. He looked at his order, “Malai kofta, raita, paratha, mattar paneer-”

You saw one other container and raised a brow.

“Rogan josh,” he answered, swiping the container away from you.

You rolled your eyes at him, but you were more than happy at the food he had got, and knew that he left a hefty tip even though he would deny it. Not only had he made you, and your ravenous stomach’s, night, but also the restaurant owners’ as well. 

Now content and full of food, the both of you laid in bed, your legs intertwined. “Thanks for getting dinner,” you hummed, feeling the sleepiness from earlier returning.

Leona turned his head to you, and rubbed circles on your hip, slowly. He was wearing the same expectant look again. “Aren’t you forgetting something?” But there was no smugness, Leona was full and just as tired as you, so he was more like a tired kitty looking for some love.

You shuffled over and placed a gentle kiss to his lips, and he let out a tired sigh, pupils dilating into round saucers. “I love you,” you placed another kiss on his lips before placing one on his scar and lingering there.

He bumped his forehead to yours, closing his eyes. “Yeah, yeah, I know… I love you too.”

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Tags; @eynnwwyjth, @inkybloom-luv, @savanaclaw1996, @twistwonderlanddevotee, @xxoomiii @leonistic

#dove does events #follower event #twst #twst x reader #twst x gn reader #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland x gn reader #leona kingscholar #leona kingscholar x reader #leona kingscholar x gn reader #i brain rotted. all of these are making me brain rot dear gods #also north indian & punjabi food SLAPS; if you haven't had some you really need to try it; i need to make these #pspspspsp here leona simps pspspspspspsp #<- i'm calling you over like cats yes #also i like the hc that leona head bumps as a form of affection cuz that's what cats do; leona simps were robbed of him purring though #the overgrown house cat is growing on me and he's all smug about it too uGh #soft leona hours? more likely than you think #he deserves softness and fluff #you're getting this a bit earlier than expected [by a few hours] but i have some running around to do #soru! #is food a content warning??? #cw food #<- oh apparently so