#you'll die

[ystrike1]

Love At First Bite! - By Mango Smoothie (7.5/10)

A dragon and a maid. Sounds like a classic, until you get to the child murder part. Yes, this particular dragon once vowed to kill a child. A blameless girl who accidentally absorbed some of his dragon power. He wants it back, and he will eat this poor child to get it. The girl grows up, and she becomes a palace maid to hide in plain sight.

Shenanigans ensue.

Celia is really, really, really unlucky.

She ate a fruit.

Said fruit was actually a growing bulb of dragon power, which was under the protection of Calix.

Calix is a great dragon. He is a God among men. The Imperial Family worships him, and they are also his puppets. The ruler of the land is always approved by him, and he lives in a fabulous palace with hundreds of servants.

Celia was a little girl with black hair. She dyes it and she goes deep into hiding. She trains to become a fine maid, and she is eventually hired by the castle owner who wants her dead.

She uses her position as maid to watch his movements. Calix is a busy godly figure. His missing fruit power isn't a huuuugggeee deal. He's just weaker when he's in heat without it. The absence of power also causes insomnia, but it's nothing deadly.

.....also it was going to make him the strongest dragon ever....haha...

Turns out Calix is a huge narcissist who hasn't heard the word no since the day he was hatched. The beauty of his human form can't hide the truth. The locals fear him and he's never satisfied, and at times he's sadistic.

He's an ungodly snotty nobleman with literal firepower.

He is an effective symbol of power.

He does his job well.

He's gorgeous.

He's an endlessly wealthy immortal beast.

He does have some positive points, but that's just his shell.

He's as sweet as candy underneath it all.

Celia becomes his Special Maid. Her presence cures his insomnia. It can also cure his heat but he figures that out later.

He falls in love with Celia ORGANICALLY.

(He thinks she loves him by the way. She lied. Don't judge.)

It's not because she smells good.

It's not just because she's special.

He likes her as a person and it shows.

He takes revenge for her immediately when she is abused.

Calix is a god and a tyrant, but he's never been in love, and he's verrrrrrrryyy soft and doting with his lover.

He is.....also a narcissist. He doesn't officially date Celia for a while. She becomes his lover in a whirlwind of confused yet overly passionate courting. Calix is too darn spoiled to know how to treat a woman. He's kind of insufferable.

He does take her out on a date.

She enjoys it.

There's consent.

Celia feels guilty. She thinks it's the essence. That's why he's attracted to her. She doubts herself. She feels awful for lying.....but he did literally say he plans to shred the girl who stole from him.

She's in a pickle.

Their relationship escalates. Calix gets confused, and possessive. He doesn't know what love is. He had no interest in children before, and he's already 600 years old.

Celia is genuinely charming, and you can see why he fell for her....but the misunderstanding gets old. We know he's not going to kill her. There's no tension.

The entire story becomes fluff.

A man named Eric flirts with her, and he decides to stake his claim. Calix literally awkwardly shoves himself between the two, and he says Celia isn't allowed to love anyone but him.

Calix mistakenly believes that Celia was watching him out of love since the beginning. Celia does develop real feelings, but Calix technically fell in love first. He mistook her terrified stalking for a crush.

She did lie to him alot, but in her defense he fell in love super quick.

It's pretty funny, but a little one note.

#If You Get Caught #you'll die #yandere #male yandere #yandere male #yandere boy #recommendations #recs #rec #recommended #webtoon #otome #isekai #otome isekai

[memesomething]

anyway yeah, duct tape covering sb's mouth isn't Normally enough to suffocate someone but if they're sitting in the wrong position (hunched, or unable to readjust) it is possible they'll be unable to draw enough air to maintain consciousness (especially if panicked), and then - bc of their muscles relaxing - unable to breathe at all. people have died like this

the point of this post being: muses with duct tape covering their mouths, progressively finding it harder and harder to breathe, passing out (maybe the people who are restraining them don't even realise what's happening, or maybe it's on purpose). being found by another muse, who removes the duct tape as a matter of urgent priority. idk

#this was yes spurred by klaus in the boot of a car s1e3 screaming with full breaths of air and me here like. rob sheehan my friend #you'll die #suffocation tw #whump cw #asphyxiation tw

[saruin]

Member this set? she finally getting textured

probably... i kinda want to remesh the ear fluff first

#i put it on yusheng because im fucking obsessed with him #don't look at the temp textures #you'll die #saruin rambles

[gh05tb0y]

Stu: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars. Billy: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

#chill billy #but I'd probably do the same #don't drag billy out of bed at 3am just to look at stars #you'll die #stu macher #billy loomis #scream 1996 #scream #funny

[therobishow]

Secret History drinking game: Take a shot every time Tartt makes a ghost analogy

#Actually don't do this #You'll die #the secret history #donna tartt #books #literature #booklr #drinking games

[segretecose]

sometimes i don't care about a poll but if i see my mutuals feel strongly about it then i silently vote for their option and i expect nothing in return because that's the kind of beautiful selfless person i am

#and when i die you'll find out all the good things i've done (i.e. voted in the incest poll)

[the-worldbuilders-apprentice]

learn.unity.com drinking game:

Take a shot everytime the Asset Store is mentioned when I didn't need to be.

#Actually don't #you'll die

[ccorinthian]

fuck you ageism fuck you life ending at 30 fuck you makeup industry forcing us to feel bad about a natural process fuck you hustle culture fuck you instagram fuck you youtube fuck you glorification and deification of youth fuck you who make people feel bad for not having "achieved anything" in their 20s fuck you people who peaked in high school and try to drag everybody down by insisting it's all downhill after 19

#im not dedicating hours and days and weeks of my 20s of hard work on my mental health to cope w shit i went through #for some bitches on websites to tell me ill shrivel up and die when i hit 30 unless my life is perfect by then #youre not dragging me down to that mindset and i wont let your doom and gloom about turning older make me feel like shit !! #some of us have to rebuild ourselves from ground up and that shit takes time and thats FINE and if you think otherwise fuck off honestly #ageism is such a disgustingly overlooked aspect thats so ingrained in our culture and you need to recognise it #or you'll just feel worse and worse about yourself with every passing day bc guess what baby you cant go back!! #SICK of the negativity surrounding age on this website get yourself the fuck together honestly

[go-learn-esperanto]

Grian is a danger to have on your team not because he'll kill with no problems (well, he will probably do that) but because he has a way of subtly convincing people to do the stupidest thing imaginable. Things that normally you'd think "What?? That's stupid! I'm gonna die!" but Grian is like "let's play a game!" And everyone is always like "alright," And he'll say "Let's all get eachother with a fishing rod and I'll push you of this high pillar" in Double Life or, in the first Limited Life episode "Let's dig straight down!" or "Let's set fire to the building and who lasts longer wins ;)" and the people, who should know he's the person with most kill counts on the whole series, still go “that sounds like a perfectly reasonable and fun game. I'm in!"

#grian #If Grian tells you that “let's play a game” there's a very high chance you'll die in the stupidest way possible #which would've been avoided if anyone just stopped to think about what Grian is purposing FOR 5 SECONDS #limited life smp #traffic spoilers #life series spoilers #mcyt

[redysetdare]

A character looks straight into the camera and says "I'm not interested in romance" and people will still say "No, it's not confirmed they're aromantic!!!" "They could change their mind!!!" "it's a challenge for them to overcome!!!" "They'll have character development that makes them fall in love"

It's like they are given the most blatant answer to a character romantic orientation and they actively ignore it. all the while all it takes is subtext for people to speak as if it is fact for a character to be any other sexuality.

#text #yes I'm calling out the hypocrisy within queer readings of a text and how often people dont see aromanticism as queer #and thus they will hear a blatant omission that a character is aromantic and still say it is not enough #mean while a character saying 'im not interested in the opposite gender' is rightfully taken as the character being queer #the queer community hates aspec characters because they don't match their perfect idea of sex sex relationships as being peak queerness #aphobia #aro #aromantic #aspec #aroace #im sorry but n oit isn't a difference of opinion if you blatantly ignore a character outright saying 'im not into this' #like y'all complain abt ppl turning gay ppl straight but will defend ppl erasing aro identities all the time #fandoms will throw a fit if you ship gay characters in straight relationships but ppl shit aro characters and we r told to shut up #im so fucking tired of this bs #I will keep complaining and keep calling this shit out #until it is drilled into ur skulls that you are being APHOBIC becaue WHAT? You want to REALLLLLY SHIP a character? #Because you'll die if you dont??? #fuck man just say you hate aspec ppl and move on #it's easier than dealing with your 'im not aphobic ur being unfair i supposed aspec people really' bs

[caemidraws]

--- [gift for @persychan]

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #artists on tumblr #art #ocs #marsilio #pettirossi #text says: the three promises - first performance #this was a bday gift i just forgot to post it from like weeks agoooooo #but it was sent on the right day #anyway keep rolling those promises mars eventually you'll keep one out of pure statistics #he actually didnt die in the boss fight (despite his best efforts) so i guess the statistics' working

[maypersonne]

Shang Qinghua is such a romance webtoon ass protagonist watch him get married to the Duke of the North for protection and tax reasons make his fief run so much better make everyone's life better make his expertise indispensable make his husband fall madly in love with him then worry about how he's getting divorced in 2 years cause their contract marriage end there and his gorgeous gorgeous husband having now filled the conditions and inherited his title as Lord of the northern lands will find a much higher status and prettier spouse the second the contract is over

Like Mobei Jun could even fonction as a person without Shang Qinghua like the organization of the North wouldn't completely fizzle out in a week if he took his eyes off it

#shang qinghua #mobei jun #moshang #svsss #my thesis is that mobei jun would fucking die without sqh like a very demanding plant in the wrong soil conditions #shang qinghua my dude you'll have to take this one for the team and stay with your very sexy demon forever #historical webtoon #he calls him “my king” like he's a gift from the heavens and the world end at their fief like theres no emperor or country to answer to lik- #-like there's no loyalty in him but for his lord husband #au #i guess #should i tag it #moshang au #or like #svsss au #idk which one is a tag people use so there goes both

[yasmeensh]

The Adventure of Link... my beloved.

I'm playing a fan-made remaster of Zelda 2 and I REALLY like it. Temples are different. Some backtracking involved for heart containers and magic potions (Much like in later zelda games). The world is a lot more fleshed out too.

#loz #zelda 2 #zelda II #the adventure of link #classic link #zelda 2 remaster is AMAZING #it's developed by Hoverbat. You'll find it with a quick google search #super super awesome #it's fun being able to revisit this game but in a fresh way #it fixes a lot of the broken things about zelda 2 #you can save your progress in towns #and you spawn in the nearest town when you die instead Hyrule castle #or at the entrance of the temple you are still playing through #this is like... the older link version of another artwork i made of zelda 1 link #the one with watercolour #i was also making this with watercolour but THE PAPER DISENTEGRATED IT WAS SOOOO SAAAADDD #it's the same paper too. idk what's up #so i scanned the paper and drew it over again on the computer #thankfully I have a CSP brush that looks a lot like graphite pencil. I love the traditional look of that brush.

[wisesharksublime]

Suggestion: Put on Twilight with the audiodescription on and take a shot everytime they say the word ‘gaze’.

#You'll die #Of laughing at the very least #Gaze is a funny word #Twilight

[whitesunlars]

hey. you. yeah you. if you think every and all zionists are inherently evil and the jewish people have no ties to the levant then the posts about antisemitism are about you.

#antisemitism #jewish #jumblr #i am TIRED of seeing people reblog my posts about antisemitism #with their previous post or following post being 'death to zionists' #or 'all israelis are settler colonialists who deserve to die' #define zionism for me #every definition of all forms of zionism #which is something i cannot do so i am sure you cannot do #so to claim you hate all versions of a concept you do not know is extremist to begin with #but then to have it a concept deeply rooted in jewish identity and history is uuuuh antisemitic #now tell me the history of the land of israel #and the connections between jewish holidays and the land #you can't do that either because then you'll need to admit that jews also belong in the land huh

[whistle-whisper]

#yandere #dark manga #mangacap #manga cap #manga #black and white #manga art #manga panel #monochrome #b&w #paranoia #stalker #hey tell me you'll die without me