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segretecose Ā· 10 hours
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i forgot about lucrezia's crush on the metrosexual guy from genoa they had to send cesare to a different city this episode because he would've thrown that cunt into the tiber i think
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segretecose Ā· 16 hours
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also juan pissing all over his hand fake penis fully in view to me that's Television with a capital t
what happened in those middle episodes in s2 for there to be such a high concentration of funny rodrigo lines. "giovanni sforza fell on a knife that cesare happened to be holding" and "one is smoking" literally in his comedian era
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segretecose Ā· 16 hours
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what happened in those middle episodes in s2 for there to be such a high concentration of funny rodrigo lines. "giovanni sforza fell on a knife that cesare happened to be holding" and "one is smoking" literally in his comedian era
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segretecose Ā· 16 hours
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if i keep up this pace with the borgias rewatch i'll get to the finale on easter morning šŸ™ bless
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segretecose Ā· 16 hours
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i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.
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segretecose Ā· 16 hours
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who here is still fingering things out
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segretecose Ā· 16 hours
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Marijn MorƩe, 'Perseverance', 2001
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segretecose Ā· 17 hours
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the superglue didnā€™t stick my old glasses give me headaches i canā€™t wear contact lenses all day and the first eye doctor appointment available is in over ten days and iā€™m not getting new ones with this old ass prescription so like. literally balancing broken glasses on my nose rn typing this while holding my phone over my head because i cannot look down
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my prescription glasses literally snapped in half i am killing myself
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segretecose Ā· 17 hours
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Not that it matters but those lana photos are from like 2012
god forbid women recycle pictures from 12 years ago
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segretecose Ā· 19 hours
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i was at self checkout at the supermarket and this random man came up to me and said i NEED to gift you flowers and i told him thank you but i don't want flowers and he said i don't want anything in return i just want to gift you flowers for easter and i said that is nice but i do not want flowers and he insisted so i told him if you want to give me a gift you can donate baby food or formula at the supermarket's charity kart for me and he said i will do that as well but i also need to give you flowers and i said that is not necessary double the amount of baby food/formula instead and he said i will do that but you have to accept my flowers and i said i don't have to THANK YOU but i literally don't have to and he said i will get the flowers and leave them outside and you can take them if you want to which i said i won't and he said i will do it anyway. well i sprinted the fuck home and changed route six times
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segretecose Ā· 19 hours
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lana del rey making out with her sister isnā€™t even the craziest thing that has happened to me today
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segretecose Ā· 19 hours
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we live in a society where a firefighter show has to keep the art of queerbaiting alive o tempora o mores
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segretecose Ā· 20 hours
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well
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segretecose Ā· 2 days
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i hate that active wear is all about peddling brand new technologies that ā€˜makeā€™ fabrics ā€˜breathableā€™. have you heard of COTTON?
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segretecose Ā· 2 days
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my prescription glasses literally snapped in half i am killing myself
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josh o'connor said believe it or not tennis is gays sex. elaborate on that. no
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segretecose Ā· 2 days
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post for if they make the jeremy allen white bruce springsteen movie and it's good and i like it: the movies are back!
post for if they make the jeremy allen white bruce springsteen movie and it's bad but in an enjoyable way: everyone needs to lighten up omg do none of you know how to have fun
post for if they make the jeremy allen white bruce springsteen movie and it's bad in an unenjoyable way: these cashgrab nothing biopics need to be #canceled
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