#you are so funny LMFAOOOO

[cryptke]

mercy, mercy, mercy

lemme tell you, when you posted those daryl dixon fics way back when, i did not understand the hype — respectfully.

im on season 3, within probably a week and a half? and can say i was sooooooo wrong, and rightfully so.

you seem to always get me involved in these things, like literally you got me into bucky with that series and it lead me to, probably, my biggest hyper-fixation yet.

but they’re so fun and so harmless, so let’s see how daryl does

-🚬

i have quite honestly not watched the walking dead in months, but i will attest that the further you get, the more daryl's character grows on you. i totally get what you mean. i think his original purpose was to stretch the boundaries of the cold badass type and it sort of grew into an expression of how exactly it would effect a person to put up with so much shit through their life. you'll see more references to the abuse he faced growing up and it's like you get to see these little glimpses of how his character, in the position he's in, opens up little by little. and it's soooo fucking hot for whatever reason.

bitch we are fatherless

#you are so funny LMFAOOOO #i did not understand the hype #i think part of the appeal is exactly that though #like you don't see it at first #he's not conventionally attractive or the big bold hero #he's the tough motherfucker who'd spit in your face and pull a weapon at the first sight of conflict #and i think it's beautiful how feelings of disgust can develop into respect #it's so human

[theloveinc]

i feel like kiri n katsuki are secret fleshlight connoisseurs <3 (they share)

HOOOOOOOOOO my god, bad, bad, nasty, naughty, bad habit.

This is so gross but you know it started in high school when they could only manage to sneak ONE sex toy into the dorms........ and sharing allowed them to keep it better hidden.

Little did they know the sharing-part would be what ended up STICKING, and that'd it almost get even worse when they started running an agency together😔😔😔😔😔😔AND EVEN WORSE WHEN THEY BOTH ENDED UP WITH A CRUSH ON little ol' YOU who pushes paperwork on the floor below them🥺

taking turns squabbling in the other's office about getting to use it when, and now, and if it had been cleaned since it's last usage (although that gets a little less frequent as time goes by. Bakugo's more picky about sloppy seconds but stopped caring as much the first time he saw that you had come in wearing something very low cut. He needed to nut over it so badly that he couldn't wait to even rinse it out with water).

AND YEAH they fight abt who gets to take it home on weekends. One of them always pulls the "just buy another one!!" argument but they're both way overly attached to the well-worn one they've had for years.

People always wonder what they're fighting over but they have their excuses down to a science.

You pop in with last week's statistics printed out all nice and in a stack and Kiri goes from trying to keep Bakugo's hands off his face with a foot to accidentally hardening and slamming his across the room.

And the only thing that stops Bakugo from blowing up the whole place is your confused face (what they were fighting over in the first place, if it was better to bust there or on your kitty)... and in unison they go, "WE WERE JUST TRAINING TOGETHER"

(you probably think they're in a strictly monogamous relationship for the next six months after that and they're confused as to why you always shy away when they get a little too friendly.... and yeah, when you're dating they still refuse to get rid of that damn fleshlight lmfaooo)

#bakugo #kirishima #LMFAOOOOOO THEY'RE SO WEIRD #im pro kiribaku but it's so funny to think ur like 'these men are gay asf' LMFAOOOO not realizing they're fighting over *you* #but lowkey if we get into it i wanna say they are in like. a gay situation they just havent established yet and probably never wouldve #but then u appeared and it all ended up well when you were like 'oh." and ur okay with both of them #LOOOL #anyway #hope this was alright!! this made me think of that one coconut reddit post #i love that fl*shlight is NASTYYYY #caitie things #gen #anon

[simikae]

kurukomo clan members love constructing intricate post-battle rituals

(sketch -> color blocking progress pics under the cut:)

#rodigor #project moon #limbus company #video games #my art #my finished stuff #i trust ​you all understand my vision. #this one is funny coz i have another wip of them in an alleyway (kind of) but the vibe is totally opposite LMFAOOOO #anywayyeah sorry there was a kurokomo event so i detoured. lesbian yaoi will be imminent im just having composition troubles on that one

[candieduranium]

her: are you fucking stupid. me:

#meme #funny #bugkin #bugs #bug #creepy bug #cool bugs #bug memes #insectkin #insects #funny meme #lmao #lol #ew lol #lmaooo #this is so funny #lmfaoooo #tumblr memes #are you stupid #cicada swarm #cicada #cicadas

[vaggieslefteye]

HAZBIN HOTEL (2024): 1x06 - "Welcome to Heaven" ↳ "I guess I'll just tell Little Miss Butterflies and Rainbows that she's been fucking someone who's killed thousands of her people... I'm sure your relationship will be fine, see you in court!"

#hazbin hotel #vaggie #adam #hazbin vaggie #hazbin adam #hazbin charlie #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel edit #welcome to heaven #parallels #my gifs #gonna miss this asshole's one-liners. he's so fucking funny. #''hEy‚ i ThOuGhT yOu WaNtEd EqUaLiTy!!!'' maaaan that shit took me out. the way he delivered it i just lmfaoooo #episode highlight #ep highlight: regular

[hella1975]

she got that customer service misery to her <- just got asked if i work here about a coffee shop i am actively just sitting in

#HELLO???? #that was so jarring you know in stranger things that exact smile and greeting robin gives dustin when he first comes to scoops like ‘hi 😀’ #it was like that bc this lad just walks in looks directly at me like he knows me and goes ‘hi!’ #and i having NO memory at all have mastered Just Going With It when someone I think I don’t know acts like they recognise me #so I was literally just like ‘hi 😀’ and it went quiet bc he was waiting for me to say something but in my head I’m like WHAT IS HAPPENING #and eventually he just goes ‘do you work here?’ and I was so bamboozled by it that I just went ‘no!’ SO cheerfully lmfaoooo #do I just look like someone who works in these places. is that what I’m damned to now. is this my curse #tbf it’s my mate’s coffee shop so I’m very comfy here and maybe he picked up on that overly familiar vibe? IDK BUT IT WAS SO FUNNY #hella goes to uni

[la-cocotte-de-paris]

Me when a man tries to hit on my gay ass:

#male mutuals this does NOT apply to you ily all <33 #i would listen to you happily <3 #also this reminds me of a date i went on and the other person just kept talking about themselves #and when they weren't talking about themself they were talking about how great their ex was #TOTAL turn-off for me lmfaoooo #you can talk about your exes but like if you talk ab them like you're still in love w them...on a date w someone else...it ain't cute #ANYWAY this scene looks so funny out of context #edwige is just like *boreeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddd* #it's the bored judgemental looks for me 💀😭😂 #wlw #sapphic #oh and the gifs are from J'étais une aventurière (1938) btw xx #again i must emphasise OUT of context #but i just thought it was funny bc i was watching it late last night so i was tired af ha #my edit #vintage #lesbian #gay #LGBTQ #edwige feuillere #edwige feuillère #olivia 1951 #old hollwood #classic film #femme #bisexual #bi

[dragonanon]

Someone said an electric toothbrush would be like a vibrator to Caine and I would now like to sue the internet for psychological damage

#shitpost #lmfaoooo #if i have to live with this mental image so do the rest of you #enjoy your free cursed mental image #i’m mad that i find this so damn funny #tadc #caine #tadc caine #the amazing digital circus #the amazing digital circus caine

[iaminatree]

@light-apologist i did yours first since it was the most flexible lmao

anyways i had two ideas but ultimately i chose aftermath of that one comic you did (i may do the other one sometime tho idk)

#the book of mormon musical #kevin price #elder price #elder mckinley #connor mckinley #mcpriceley #apologies to you for the extremely sketchy lines i got lazy and just cleaned up my sketch #and apologies to the lord for creating this with my own hand #i will do more of my funny little requests after art fight bc right now i need to speedrun all the ocs i planned to draw #also god i should've never started drawing grown men the baby faces i draw look so ridiculous on them lmfaoooo

[helaelaemond]

Please, please, please, I need that Tom Bennett shagging a bloke fic like I need air.

GDHSJKGFHDSJKGHJFDHGJKFDHK THIS IS A FUJOSHI SAFE SPACE HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S COMING IT'S COMING DON'T WORRY!!!!1

#LMFAOOOO THIS IS SO FUNNY IM OBSEESED #who am i to deny you your needs??????? #ask #gfhdjgkfd <3

[drawnecromancy]

"– Je vous dois la vie, vous savez ?

– Si vous voulez. Allez, ouste."

Conversation entre Hélianthe et Atropa, Le Prix du Sang. English under the cut.

"– I owe you my life, you know ?

– If you want. Now, shoo."

Conversation between Hélianthe and Atropa, Le Prix du Sang.

#my writing #hélianthe et atropa #they're so fucking funny #girl you literally just did save his life #and you're shooing him like he's a five year old lmfaoooo

[spamgyu]

I have no idea about astrology except that I'm a libra like jeonghan ..... but I looked up my birth chart because of u 🥰 so umm: moon Aries, sun libra, Mars sag, Venus Leo...am I normal? 🙂😅

disclaimer: i had permission to do this

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA YOU A HOE AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

let's hear how long that roster is babes <3 man breathes and off to fling #4 <3 we love a girlie who has commitment issues <3

the way someone would blink and u would get the ick HAHAHAH

#guys she let me do this #this is so fucking funny omfg #talking about “i can control myself” no babes... you would actually kill him #bonus she told me she is a scorp rising #SHE EVILLLLL LMFAOOOO #spamasks #sg: stars

[98percentofthewnbaisgay]

do you have the clip of stewie holding sue back when she was pissed that phoenix was going on her and then sue just went offf in the 4th quarter

yes!

here are her fourth quarter highlights from that game too! 😁

#womens basketball #wnba #breanna stewart #wnba blog #seattle storm #sue bird #sue and stewie #literally a “babe stop this isn’t you moment LMFAOOOO they’re so funny

[housewifebuck]

hi cam!! i put together an eddie’s truck soundtrack playlist and 8 people have saved it! feel kinda famous rn

i might need a new cover photo, i’m not sure

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/53RpxHpMJWJhTAsJKGS31T?si=woQojX0MRRmqhZFVYS4HoA

i was this close 🤏 to adding dixon dallas for explicitly fruity cowboy songs, but i settled for orville peck

17 HOURSSSS you’re insane I love this. Also here is MY Eddie playlist

#putting bring me to life on there is so funny #like you know what. I see it I see the vision #ANDENIMEM LMFAOOOO #asks #office hours #playlists

[callernumberthree]

one of my oldest friends told me a few months ago that when I first told them my pronouns were she/they they thought that it was like. grammatically in that order. like they had to say "she ordered the food. those fries are theirs. she took a vacation. their mom was missing them" and if they didn't say it like that I would shoot them dead

#theyre very cool #and very lovely #i burst out cackling when they told me this #after I explained it to them they were SO frustrated because #“I TRAINED myself to speak like that do you know the DISCIPLINE it TAKES?” #LMFAOOOO #sorry <3 that's funny #she/they

[dragonanon]

Scenario: Desperately chasing after your Tinkaton through Gear Station with Ingo and Emmet because because she just so happened to see one of their Steel type Pokémon and went “absolutely fucking not!!”, and started trying to beat the snot out of it with her bigass hammer. Passengers get to watch a normally formidable Steel type Pokémon, running for its very life from a cutesy pink Pokémon trying to hit it with a giant hammer. All while the two Subway bosses and a young woman try, in vain, to stop it.

#shitpost #lmfaoooo #pokémon #submas #if you listen closely you might faintly hear the benny hill theme as they run by #ingo and emmet #ingo #emmet #picturing tinkaton with a seething hatred for other steel types is especially funny to me #tinkatink kept getting her hammer stolen and bullied by bigger steel types #so now as a tinkaton she sees a steel type and her immediate reaction is ‘cowabunga it is!’ and sets off to extract vengeance #when you FINALLY get her to calm down and stop chasing the poor pokémon you apologize profusely to the submas for her aggression #thankfully they’re very understanding and don’t hold it against you or tinkaton #when you inevitably start dating tho you DO have to get her used to their steel types #it takes several controlled ‘introductions’ before she stops chasing them with her hammer every time she sees them #she’s far more chill now but WILL start swinging if she’s mad or spooked #needless to say the other steel types have accepted that this little pink fairy is their new overlord #it’s like when a tiny kitten is introduced to a group of big dogs and the kitten becomes the ‘boss’