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itsapmseymour · 3 months
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“Boy I sure hope this art account draws other things besides Elves”
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𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐖𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐆
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bignickthethick · 2 months
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Wizard ale if it was fucking awesome
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redheartedtramp · 3 months
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Scene: Ruby is walking up the mountain trail.
Ruby: Wow, what a cool mountain.
Nora, wearing Wizard Robes:tm: : How did you get here?!
Ruby: Ah! I-I just walked up the path!
Nora: This is my secret mountain top, where I brew my secret ale~ *Nora has lead Ruby to a bubbling cauldron outside of a shack* Wizard Beer! *Guitar Riff*
Ruby: Wizard...Ale?
Nora: Wizard Beer~ *Guitar Riff* Made fresh by me...and my army of little owls.
An Owl lands on Ruby's shoulder and pecks at her...
Ruby: OW!
Nora: *fills a bottle with the ale* We brew it and it's delicious and good and made with hops~ *an owl flies by and gives Nora a Hops plant* That we collect from the distant prairies and the woods.
Ruby: ...Well, how's it taste?
Nora: *hands Ruby the bottle* Try some~
Ruby: ... *drinks from the bottle*
Nora: It won't hurt you, but it may turn you more powerful~
Nora: ...And muscular.
Ruby: Ah! My body! *suddenly becomes RIPPED!*
Nora: Wizard Beer~ Coming to a tavern near you except it won't because it's SECRET~
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fullofmoss · 1 month
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avillanappears · 3 months
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“HOW DID YOU GET HERE!? this is my secret blood pools, where I brew my secret oil….hell oil! made fresh in old hell by me, and my army of little eagles.”
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“we brew it and it’s good and it’s delicious and it’s made of RESENTMENT that we collect from the prairies….the distant prairies of old hell….”
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“how’s it taste?”
“try some! it won’t hurt you….but it may turn you more powerful, and MUSCULAR”
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“hell oil! made fresh in the blood pools, with all of my eagles, from resentment they’ve collected-coming to a pub near you, except it won’t, because it’s SECRET!!”
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gamingfunnyman · 1 month
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faith shit posting
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tzarwicken · 3 months
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whoa what a cool bunker HOW DID YOU GET HERE THIS IS MY MYSTERIOUS BUNKER WHERE I BREW MY MYSTERIOUS ALE SCIENTIST ALE MADE FRESH IN THE BUNKER BY ME AND MY ARMY OF LITTLE VESSELS
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chozomy · 3 months
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Wizard AILE
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mario-with-sunglasses · 3 months
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the pussy rat's failure to grace me with his blessings has caused me to resort to bizarre tactics on the apps lately
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rabidfishcock · 2 months
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I domt know who the right people are but I pray this reaches them, I need gale and elminster in the bloody wizard beer thing please
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figmentjedi · 3 months
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mega-moth · 3 months
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keyks-art-zone · 3 months
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Made this to dunk on Glitchtale in like 5 minutes
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lukewholey-blog · 3 months
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This is a parody dub I've done of Worthikid's Wizard Beer animation. Timing was a bit hard to do but I had fun doing it. You could condider it a voice demo for Wizard voices.
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gavamont · 15 days
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There once was a mage made of beer
Who used a pitcher mech suit to strike fear
He controlled it with magic
But still ended quite tragic
A giant drank him down and felt of good cheer
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moonsstan · 13 days
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okayyy this song but its starchaser angst and its james abt reg 😭
,,I’m friendly and thoughtful and quite awfully pretty,
But he needed more than me.”
OR IT CAN BE FOR REG ABT JAMES TOO 😭
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